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My money is on male psychiatric nurse...
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>>48674974
Thanks for the info man. CRNA sounds pretty comfy too. I wanted to make a lasting impact with research, but there are so many jaded people in PhD programs that I'm feeling it's not worth it when some of the research seems unimportant right now, and I think I just find doing it boring.
But thanks man, might jump ship before I officially start my PhD or just masters out. Wish I was more open to careers when younger. Good luck bruh
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>>48672028
i haven't seen that photo in fucking years you just made me lose it
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>>48663669
Not a career but a side job, I do rigging for concerts and shit. If you want to make a career of it you have to be willing to drive all over the fucking place because its based on where events are happening, but the work itself is pretty /fit/. Depending on the venue there can be a lot of climbing and during load ins at the local venue I have to pull ~80 feet of chain plus the steel to hang it plus the weight of the rope. By the time you get it all up the air thats ~50 pounds. I'm certainly not ripped but its good enough exercise.
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>>48663709
Gigolo?
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>>48664973
Are you anywhere where it gets particularly cold/snowy during the winter? I've always wondered if you guys climb in that shit and how you do it. It seems like wearing gloves thick enough to keep your hands warm would make it impossible to do any work.

How much do you think a kangaroo could lift?
I’m dedicating 5 hours tomorrow in honor of Roger
God bless

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>When boomers on this board start giving fitness or relationship/appearance advice
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>>48676648
Could be worse.
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>>48676648
A real boomer makes his own shakes.
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>>48676648
Anons, every few months I sit and write down a life summary in my journal. Usually just a bit about college, my friends, and my family. Today I went back to read my entries and there's a lot of pages about an alter-ego of mine that I don't remember writing at all.

Apparently I have a name for him, and he demands that I smear blood on the page before start writing. He hates people and wishes that him and myself were dead. He also wants to destroy all my friendships and takes pleasure in each one he topples, usually in weirdly convoluted ways. It's kind of concerning me.

Also my lower back is bothering me, any tips?
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>>48676671
I had to look up anal vore was

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>Eat less fat. Much less.
>Eat more veggies (especially leafy greens).
> More sleep, meditate, try to release dopamine. Smoke weed.
>Massage onion juice into scalp every 2 days.
>Wait.....

Hair cycles take months. Breathe. Cut your hair short in the mean time. The more you have, the more is starving for nutrients and gravity is your enemy until your hair becomes thicker and happier. You'll notice tiny hairs growing where there used to be just bare scalp.

DON'T BLOCK YOUR HORMONES. CONTROL THEM.
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>>48673805
Nope.

>>48673844
Because there's no profit for drug companies.

>>48673865
Shill.

>>48673900
Go be retarded somewhere else.

>>48674580
More weight, more tugging. They are more vulnerable to falling out this way. Stop fucking with your hormones by blocking them.


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>>48674721
alright thanks. ill try cutting back on the JUUL, not sure if i want to go back to cigarettes though i used to smoke the American spirits golds actually.
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>>48673844
>Several hundreds year old problem with a multi million dollar industry
>The dieting industry is literally lies
>the solution is eat less
Yea cause that's never happened
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>>48675056
>i used to smoke the American spirits golds actually.
Did you notice any issues when you smoked those?
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>>48674209
Thats normal. Everyone has that. Dont believe these losers. Thats just where your hair starts its spiral out across your head

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first zyzz, then rich piano and now roger. who's next?
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>>48676530
Look at the arms on that thing. It could rip you to shreds.
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>>48676530
That roo cus I needs me a new whip.
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R.I.P
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>>48676530
hopefully me

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Anyone else get light headed and out of breath after 8 squats at max weight? Or is it just a lanklet problem?
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>>48676314
Its called being weak
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>>48676314
Do more cardio, it helps with fatigue when lifting heavy.
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>>48676321
>doing 20 reps with your 10 rep max
hmm..
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>>48676314
>Or is it just a lanklet problem?
Well, how tall are you? It just might be that you're entering a zone of thinner oxygen when you get to the top of your squat.
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>>48676314
>8 squats
>max weight

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Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogposting general.

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read the r/steroids wiki:

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Yes, it's reddit, but it's a good resource.

Once you've read it, make sure to include a few things with your question:
>age
>height
>BF%
>time spent lifting
>lifts


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>>48675731
Holy fuck why do I know this by now. I thought we were brothers without secrets helping each other to meke it
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>>48675776
Cialis should be compulsory for all males above the age of 18, it even reduces prostate enlargement from DHT and lowers heart attack risk
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>>48675466

jesus christ this is not a fucking cope blog forum do you really expect any of us to empathize with you?

>>48675776
yeah bro you need to fucking get on that shit. the pumps are great and sometimes my dick gets so hard it hurts
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>>48675776
>>48676034
Agree, Cialis is amazing
Even from shitty pajeet store, its cheap AF
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>>48675247
idk masT you're the one who keeps bringing up fucking me, who am I to know why you want to do it so badly

>>48675320
he was very big, honestly it was difficult sometimes. in that respecc I actually like a less big dick, but honestly, he could have no dick and I'd still want him

I've not actually even taken that much dick irl and short of like, having your shit overly stretched by like child birth or something, vagina tightness is more how your body is built not how much cock carousel you've ridden lol. I'm naturally pretty small set down there, but even if I did have a gaping maw for a vagina idk why would it even matter... when have you ever heard of someone stopping midsex because the vadge was "too loose"? plus all I work is lower body, obviously I'm gonna be able to be "tight" just from fucking muscle so these memes don't even make sense

masT probably tryna make it seem like I got a loose hole so he doesn't have to feel like he has a tiny dick in his fantasies where he "fucks a dirty tranny hooker" or what ever it is that he falls asleep at night to

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>imagine going to the gym 6 days a week
LOL
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>>48674615
Haha I only go 5 days a week. Checkmate faggot
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>>48674615
Imagine going to the gym 6 days a week but still not being able to bench 2 pl8 for reps, squat 3 pl8 for reps, and diddly 4 pl8 for reps lmao

there are people on this board who go to the gym 6 days a week but still cannot do 1/2/3/4 for reps lmao, imagine being that person
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>>48674615
>Not going everyday
Never gonna make it. Ihaven’t taken a rest day in 5 weeks.
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>3 days
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>>48674615
Youre right. They should go 7 like me

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I haven't been motivated to work out for the last 2 years, but nevertheless I've continued lifting thanks to discipline. Now, my discipline has left me and I've been out of the gym for about 4 weeks. How the fuck do I find the will to go again?
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>>48675291
Why are you being such a pussy about this?, what's wrong with you literally?.

Stop masturbating. Stop watching porn.
Day 1: Force yourself to the gym
Day 2: Force yourself to the gym
Day 3: Force yourself to the gym
Day 4: It should be easier now
Day 5: getting easier
Day 6: REPEAT

Simple as shit.

Advice from Trump: "Get a momentum going, and keep it going, never stop"


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>>48675496
Did bloho really claim to say 13 pizzas in two hours?
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>>48675496
Hi manlet
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alphadestiny is definitely superior to bloho but the red pill/pua shit is cringe as fuck jfc
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>>48675654
Yes, he claimed it was in high school. When he got called out over it in a phone call he back tracked and tried saying that eating 13 pizzas is what he remembers and that the story is true to the best of his recollection. Weasely, lying cunt.

>>48676280
This
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>>48676280
facts i like alex but hes very cringy and also obviously not very smart. low key feel bad for him

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>Be me
/thread
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>>48676380
>>>/piratebay/
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>be me
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>>48676395
>>48676396
Thanks
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>>48676380
pelisplus(dot)co/pelicula/blade-runner-2049/p001/

You can watch it here, the page is in Spanish, go to the "Subtitulado" section and select openload then turn off the captions with the cc button
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>>48676593
Gracias yo tambien hablo español ;)

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What's the most painful lifting injury /fit/ has gone through?
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>>48673139
>lifting injury
I've suprisingly never (yet) injured myself during lifting though probably the most painful thing that I've ever expirenced was having a man'o'war wrap around my entire calf.
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>>48675267
Did you figure out what is injured?
Remember RICE to heal quicker
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
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When I was a dyel 14-15 year old and doing incline dumbell bench.
>Someone left dbs in spot I was going to put mine after the set
>Dropped my dbs when I was putting them down
>My right-hand ring and middle finger get squished between my db and the one on the ground
>Fingers busts open and bleeds everywhere
Ended up with a ton of stitches, smashed the bone at tip of fingers into nothing, nerves somehow survived. 5-6 years later and my ring finger is still slightly disfigured and super sensitive.
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>>48673268
think i may have the pinched nerve now. what are the symptoms?
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>>48673139
standard charlie horse shit in my legs from years of running and not stretching down properly afterward, my most recent one was ridiculous

>been afraid of charlie horses for years, always sure to massage my legs / keep blood flow going to them if they start to feel stiff or cramped
>positive i'll do everything in my power to never get another charlie horse, always got them in my calves but successfully avoided them for years
>go to bed after a long day where i did cleans earlier in the day for the first time
>somehow, wake up out of my sleep with a fucking charlie horse in my front left thigh
>excruciating pain and takes a half hour to come down from it properly, another hour to get back to sleep
>walking with a limp the whole next day

fucking charlie horses, they are my nemesis

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So, I started lifting in 2017. Made decent progress, and then decided to switch to calisthenics in August/17. Made some more decent progress till November, then I stalled.

My whole fitness 2018 was me trying to gain muscle and not being able to, didn't followed a strict routine for more than weeks, always switching. Since I workout in my house (I have two rings and a pull up bar), when my motivation started to decline, so did the quality of my workout (you get tired and the shower, the bad, the computer; they are all right over there)

So now I am going back to the gym. No more retarded memes, /fit/ what is the best routine for me to go back at full speed and get big once and for all 1 year from now?

I am 176cm (5'9'') 65kg (145lbs).

> inb4 retarded SS+GOMAD poster:
fuck you
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>>48676146
>5'9"
Kek why even bother, you'll always be a manlet.
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>>48676146
SS et gomad
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>>48676146
>can't even seriously workout
>"hurr durr i din meid any prugress fuk des meems"
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>>48676346
>>48676416
>>48676442
>>48676526
>>48676550
>>48676562
>>48676568
OP officially BTFO

Gentlemen... may I raise a toast?
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>>48676146
too bad you're retarded. unless you started at 35kg your progress is dogshit, you did something horribly wrong

How do you guys keep your junk smelling nice? I shower pretty much every day and keep my pubes trim, also found that pulling the foresking back when peeing makes it not smell bad as soon as it used to
any other life hacks on keeping a mint smelling cock? one my biggest fears is that I'll be getting a blowjob and my dick will stink like a swamp and the girl will never wanna see me again
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>>48668721
Wouldn't that make your girlfriend [spoiler]a cokehead[/spoiler]?
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I rawdogged and came in a tinder girl, am I fucked?
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>>48676557
shut the fuck up
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>>48676557
You're unfunny and on the wrong board Carlos-poster

>>48676595
keked
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>>48676591
Yep

i will start taking modafinil in january for my master thesis. what am i in for?
should I start with a low dose like 50mg?
is taking it with grapefruit juice a meme?
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>>48674041
Don't start with 50 mg, 100 mg is fine. Modafinil is not a stimulant like amphetamines. It basically removes your tiredness completely. As opposed to making you hyper and jittery as with caffeine, speed, meth, other stims, etc. You will just feel completely awake and alert. You may think faster just because you aren't tired like you usually are. It is a great drug. The downside is that if you take it later in the day you will not feel like sleeping even when you probably should. Stick to using it in the morning, like 8 am or earlier (assuming you don't do shift work or otherwise have no reason to sleep at night). Also if you keep using it day after day to avoid needing to sleep you will build up a sleep deficit that will need to be paid off once you stop taking it.
>>48674175
Some steroid sites seem to have started to sell it. Otherwise you could go on the dark web markets or even some online pharmacies and other sites on the regular web sell it since it is not seen as that big a deal compared to other controlled substances. I won't post links because the sources I use are local to me probably in a different country than you, and I don't want the sources getting too much attention. But just search on reddit. People here hate that site but it does have a lot of source discussion.
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Can anyone compare this to adrafinil? It’s all I’m able to get because I’m too retarded/lazy to figure out bitcoin for buying online, but what I’ve read says it’s exactky the same just potentially harder on the liver. Shit works great though, don’t even need to try to get shit done I think it and start right away
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>>48674041
Taking with grapefruit juice is not a meme. Decreases metabolism of modafinil (increased effect with smaller doses). Would not recommend it though, can cause very unpredictable dose responses
>t. Pharmacy fag
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>>48675616
I tried adrafinil and I feel like modafinil works way, way better. Much more noticeable to me anyway. Getting bitcoin is pretty easy but some sites also let you pay with an e-mail money transfer or even Paypal. Generally not ideal to break the law with payment methods tied to your identity but I doubt anyone cares enough to hunt down modafinil users.
>>48676054
It's already super effective, making it more effective would be undesirable as you may end up unable to sleep all night.
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>>48674041
I find it works best on an empty stomach. I also don't like to take it more than three days in a row. I usually need to take a day or two off to not build a tolerance.


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