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>Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum? edition

old thread >>52419484
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where can I go to practice my wrestling? Been helping my friends with their takedowns and such because they're all into BJJ. Its just an hour of ragdolling them and theres no real challenge. Should I just sign up for a BJJ school and implement more wrestling into my BJJ game?
Yeah, that's probably all you can do. No-gi BJJ especially is pretty wrestling heavy. If there's a 10th Planet location near you, I think that would be your best bet.
It's just a roundhouse kick with some acrobatics thrown in.

You could literally just take a wall and start practising. You have the video right there. What more do you need?
In capoeira you learn to do it. Usually called
Look up athleanx wrist streches
Literally any martial art will get you curbstomped if you're fightingagainst more than 1-2 people

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I got hammered and let a fat chick (she was gross) take my nearly passed out ass home, she blew me and a almost fucked her, freaked out, told her I had a girlfriend and this would fuck up my life (even though i dont) she doesnt have my number, snap, or name. But she goes to my college. Fuck man i wore a condom but im so fucked, i think i stuck it in, looked at her and sobered up quick, I took off outta the bed and I had to walk an hour back to my car, I was still drunk when i got home and asked my roomie to end me. Is that cardio going to kill my gains?
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That doesnt sound realistic
You're good OP, banging fat chicks counts as weight lifting, not cardio.
OP got raped by a whale
Fuck you. Who are you helping?
Yeah just pretend it didn't happen. Who saw?

Are you ugly enough people would believe you banged a fat chick?

Or can you be like "haha no man, she's just crazy."

How do I quit weed? I know it's making me procrastinate with stuff like working out and studying.

But I go to both a commercial gym and boxing gym, and there's a huge association with boxing and weed. Like you workout hard then smoke a bowl.
Then I come home and turn on some twitch tv and so many of them are smoking weed on stream, making me wanna smoke.

How do?
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it's hard man
you know that feel when you're smoking and it feels like your brain is filled with gasoline
It's pretty easy to quit weed brah it's even easier than quitting cigarettes.

Crack on the other hand.... You fucked up the moment you try that shit
the longer you go the harder it will be to quit. its never going to be easier to start quitting than right now.
if the association is the only thing making you want to smoke whats the problem? just dont do it.
if you are addicted the first week will be shit. if you are not addicted you will be bored. just keep busy
>huge association with boxing and weed
wtf are you talking about?

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Post your best shit
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>t. 5'11
If you have to ask, it is you m8.
>a live turd
I lose it every time
I'm not intolerant to milk but one time I drank a gallon of old fashioned chocolate milk in mid august heat before playing some dota 2 in my hot ass room and had the most violent liquid magma shits of my life. I haven't drank a single glass of milk since. Still use it when I cook though.
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>on a calorie deficit
>wake up freezing cold in the morning.
What's going on here?
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>Not maxing sleep gains by keeping bedroom at 65F

Sounds about 500 kcal, so yeah
kiernan shipka
>knew exactly which porn star poster was talking about
>being this far down the rabbit hole

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Hey anyone gonna see the new Joker movie? You guys in this thread are cool. Don't show up at the Richmond, short pump Regal Cinemas in VA on the night of the release.
I’ll be there
crash your porsche at 350 km/h

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can someone tell me whats the time difference between

sprinting with spikes on grass vs sprinting with spikes on track ?

wich one is faster by how many MPH at top end speed ?

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Anyone else eating these? God mode nutrition, no carbs, low calorie, high protein, mad nutrients, convenient, cheap etc. Why aren't you eating sardines yet bro?
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same thing rite guise?
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I like these quite a bit better only a little harder to get. Whole foods or online
The mercury content is so small that even pregnant women can safely eat them. Sardines dont live long enough to retain much mercury. Large, predatory fish like tuna and swordfish have very high mercury content.
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Someone say deenz? Let me show you my deenz.
based and sardinepilled

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>lose job
>forced to move back into parents house at 25
>cant find a new job
>going to work part time until i get back on my feet
>will likely be here for a while

how pathetic is my situation? any other anons move back in with their parents?
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nigga, we're broke
>Be motivated with good grades "you can do anything anon"
>study chemistry
>fuck up chemistry because I`m too stupid
>Working as delivery guy or cashier ever since

In a very optimistic scenario I`m back to a black zero in my late 30s
try having to do it a decade older and work min wage
lmaoing at my life
White motherfuckers, lmao.


MY ADVICE IS THIS: ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GET COMPLACENT!!! Wake up early, take either cold or just tolerable showers, say no thank you to mum’s dinner!!! You need to MOVE OUT ASAP or else you will get comfortable and never leave

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*bites your ballsacks, rips your dick off*
*burts your eyeballs and mutilate your limbs*

whats the purpose of wasting countless hours at the gym if at the end of the day an ape on rage could literally end your life in one of the worst forms possible known for a man in a matter of seconds
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>apepologists on suicide watch
>Daily reminder Gorillas are closer in behavior to whites than to Africans
do not let the jew divide you, gorillas and whites are allies.

Also I would argue a strongman could probably take a chimp in a fight, though perhaps not a gorilla
Did you just get done watch planet of the apes? Movies are fiction anon, the only people who get hurt by large monkeys are retards and normal people in random freak accidents
No, with a weapon sure, but unarmed? Unless you call upon God for a miracle that gorilla with ragdoll you and eat your face
>pull that up Jamie

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Balding is a death sentence
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is it effective without minoxidil?
'Hair counts – The mean change in hair count at week 12 was significantly greater for the Microneedling group compared to the Minoxidil group (91.4 vs 22.2 respectively). (2) Investigator evaluation – Forty patients in Microneedling group had +2 to +3 response on 7-point visual analogue scale, while none showed the same response in the Minoxidil group. (3) Patient evaluation – In the Microneedling group, 41 (82%) patients reported more than 50% improvement versus only 2 (4.5%) patients in the Minoxidil group. Unsatisfied patients to conventional therapy for AGA got good response with Microneedling treatment.'
yes there's tons of people with videos on youtube. I mean it's not going to make you regrow an entire head of hair but the anedotal results I've seen online look promising enough that I may try it on my hair line which is receding a bit
It just gave you confidence and permission to crush and to Act attractive.

Some people think they need Money, hight, status, clothes ect to feel enough and have confidence.

You can throw hairpiece to garbage and Still have it.
Situational confidence vs core confidence and value.
It literally looks like a fucking copy paste bullshit post like you see on facebook.

Lex Luger looked pretty good.
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Cena vs Tana exhibition match needs to happen. Afaik Paul is open to the idea but in the end of the day everything has to go through Vince
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Calling people "Sweathogs" is such as a great insult as well. Those segments when he insults the crowd still crush my sides to this day
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>he can't Razor's Edge lmao1-jobber
never gonna make it
Goes to show you diet and exercise will give you longevity. Oh ya and a ton of steroids
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crash holly

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I don't even care about fitness i just coom
don’t fear the coomer
Sounds like your average coom poster ruining this board
>The new forced meme is another wojack edit
It's weird how creativity on the internet has almost completely died out, even though there are more users than ever.

was I naive to think that getting fit would fix my depression? I feel great after a work out and I'm happy for a while but its like masturbation in that the happiness I get is very short lived. I don't want to go on meds those things fucked up my mom. I could smoke weed but there is a high likely hood I'll get lung cancer before i turn 50 just like all my grandparents who were pretty healthy besides smoking did.
It helps but it isn't a complete solution. You need to look for it through a hobby, reading and meaningful relationships. The last is probably the most important. I stayed off meds too but my situation doesn't sound as harsh as yours. Good luck anon
It’s sinple. You haven’t gotten fit yet.
>meaningful relationships
Those are almost impossible to find in the modern world
Live in a third world country for a year
Anon if you actually get fucking jacked it's a huge game changer. Walking around normies feeling vastly superior makes you feel great.

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Be nice and behave yourselves.
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Mao had similar thoughts on reading. He was obsessed with fiction in his youth. And said that while it is good for a boy to draw inspiration from fantasy. And for a young man to gain introspection from philosophy. A grown man should devote himself to the study of practical matters. Which are best learned through real life observation and asking questions.
Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin all shared similar views. But It's notable that they became most bloodthirsty and tyrannical when they became obsessed with enforcing their idea of what was practical, and lost their common touch with the people. In the end, they all became recluses. And grew increasingly paranoid and delusional.
It's also notable that they all had an obsession with physical fitness in young men. Despite engaging in physically destructive behaviors themselves.
Mao also engaged in semen retention. He would often have orgies with teenage peasant girls. But he would never allow himself to ejaculate. Fearing that it would rob him of his vigor and intellect.
The Koran.
It's just a short story and a really fun read IMO go get em boy.
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>It's also notable that they all had an obsession with physical fitness in young men.

It wasn't an obsession. It was a healthy disposition. Physical fitness of young men is one of the pillars of civilization.

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