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Spider-Man has now has to contend with The Joker while Batman has to deal with Green Goblin, how do they deal with their new foes?
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>>109960039
>Joker kills Mary Jane
>Spiderman uses powers to capture him
>he does the right thing and puts him in a prison that's not made out of paper like Gotham

>Batman and Goblin are actually evenly matches with their arsenals
>batman wins eventually
>He is put in Gotham
>Breaks out every once in a while
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>>109960039
Frank comes to Gotham to kill Joker, Batman stops him, Joker gets away and possibly killed several people.
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>>109960039
>PARKER! I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN ENGAGING IN AGGRESSIVE NON-CONSENSUAL SODOMY WITH CLOWNS! GET TOO IT! MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME GOOD ANGLES ON THIS ONE!
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Stealth 7642 thread?
>Spidey cracks jokes so good Joker's henchmen and Harley laugh at them
>Joker is furious
>Spidey just webs Joker's mouth
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>>109960893
This is the best outcome
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>>109960039
Spider-man would kill Joker
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>>109960575
You gotta stop pretending
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>>109960039
What comic
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>>109960039
I'd love to have a comic in which Spiderman actually goes through with this. Realizes that part of the "responsibility" that accompanies his power is to put down monsters like the Joker for good.
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>>109960039

Spider-man would put a stop to whatever scheme Joker is plotting, then show him patience and kindness.

Joker would be all "Ugh, this is no fun!" and stay the fuck out of NYC.

Without Joker's "hardest in the multiverse" plot armor though, Joker is just dead in a week for trying to pull his shit in new york, the city teeming with heroes and villains.
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>>109961171
He doesn’t put Carnage.
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>>109960575
>he does the right thing and puts him in a prison that's not made out of paper like Gotham
Are you retarded? Spider-Man’s villains escape literally all the time! Not to mention the Green Goblin has escaped Spidey’s grip many times (cue Superior)
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>>109960039
spiderman rapes harder I think.
Unless its holland spidey then he recieves rape.
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>>109960893
Kino
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>>109960039
>The Joker laughs at Spider-Man's costume and asks him how many red and blue spiders he has seen
>When Peter tries to give him a witty answer, the Joker throws a Joker Gas bomb at him. Pooof!
>Peter quickly makes a web-propelled fan to disperse the gas
>As in, he makes a giant propeller out of his webs and cranks it to make it spin, generating a gust of wind and disperse the gas
>Joker just goes "Wat"
>He scratches his head, stares at the still spinng web fan, then produces a pocket calculator and after punching a few numbers in he drops it, and stares at the web propeller again
>"What... what is this. How did you..."
>Peter takes it as his cue and quickly uses his webs to make a baseball bat and some web balls, then he strikes them to the Joker
>The Joker just stands there, as the web balls hit him and stick him to a wall
>"WHY"
>"WHY DID IT SOUND AS A WODDEN BASEBALL BAT STRIKING REAL BASEBALL BATS?"
>Peter just webs the Joker on a big web coccoon and leaves him hanging from a lamp post after calling the cops
>"What the hell happened."
>"I-I don't like this city."
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>>109961171
Can you imagine the shit storm? Imagine the headlines Jameson will put out if Spuder Man straight up intentionally murders any of his villains
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>>109960575
>>Joker kills Mary Jane

Then Peter kills the Joker. Almost immediately.

He's already shown that he's willing to do this. His family is 100% off-limits.
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Spider-Man probably goes all Terry on him and begins laughing at him and his jokes at a point driving the Joker even more nuts.
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It would be funny though if the respective teams were told the status of the trades they were making.

Tell the JL they'd be getting a fairly mid-tier villain in return for the Joker and they'd get a new Lex Luthor wanna be who could pick up heavy shit.

Tell the Avengers that they were getting a top tier villain and then Cap accidentally puts his fist through the Joker's chest because he assumed top tier means super powered.
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>>109960853
Kek, underrated
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>>109962929
rent free
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>>109964971
chill down your company wars are both pathetic but tom holland is an adorable twink
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>>109961023
I dont think you've ever read Spider-Man a day in your life
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>>109964653
Dont have to, Octo murdered a villian while he had taken over petes body.
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>>109960039
Spider-Man BTFO’s Joker, no dif.
Green Goblin pushes Batman’s shit in.
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The only appropriate response to the Joker
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>>109960853
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>>109960039
Well since New York is essentially the hub a lot of the major players in the marvel universe, I’m pretty sure if Joker did try something every mid to high level hero would be on his ass.
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>>109966444
That is fucking meta
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>>109960039
>Spider-Man is able to take Joker down pretty easily due to the advantage of his power set.
>the majority of Joker’s equipment, designed to get someone by surprise such as the acid lapel flower, is negated by Spider Sense
>”Hey, Chuckles, Doc Samson called, says he wants his hair style back!”
>Batman on the gather hand actually has some trouble with Norman
>not only is Norman strong enough to stand up to Spidey, he’s also got the tech to match Batman
>it takes a whole lot of effort to be able to stop Norman, and probably some help from the bat-kids
>eventually tho, Norman is out into Arkham wherein he eventually takes over as chairman and pushes into Gotham’s political light
>Batman now has to hit only deal with the Goblin, he’s also got to deal with Senator Osborn
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Why do people think spider man wouldn't kill?
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>>109964867
This.

Pete can Batman pretty hard, but his rules are not born from trauma so he can disregard them far more often with less guilt. Not to mention his fellow heroes give less fucks.

Shit, Wolverine would probably hang out with him more. Dude snikts four bubs a day, as the joke goes.
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>>109968094
He usually wouldn’t.

Have this, explaining it. Its also one of the best Marvel single issue stories ever in my opinion.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/KiW7W/comment/911388301
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>>109968077
Why do i just know Norman ultimately ends up in a dick measuring contest with Lex and winds up dead?
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>>109968163
Because based uberchad Lex isnt hiding behind a personality disorder and a modified super soldier serum.
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>>109960039
I feel like any battle between Spider-man and Joker is going to eventually turn into Spider- vs. The Punisher or Wolverine or Eddie Brock or really most of the anti-heroes in Marvel cause the minute Joker does his thing one of them is going to hunt him down
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>>109968262
Logically yes.

But Marvel has character partitions when the story isn’t meant to be a crossover.

Its why Punisher doesn’t go after mass cartel murderer X-Men villains, Ghost Rider doesn’t bother spending much time in Hells Kitchen, and Doctor Strange doesn’t nab Bullseye.
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>>109968262
Frank hasn't even killed kingpin or even literally any noteworthy villains.
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>>109960039
Well, Batman is fucked. Spidey will be fine though.
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>>109960039
Joker's greatest weakness is a hero with a sense of humor. He'd be absolutely anal devastated by how Peter is a better comedian than he is and possibly quit if he doesn't try to fridge MJ and get himself killed.
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>>109966444
thats cool superman but what are gamers?
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>>109960575
>Joker kills Mary Jane
Spiderman would publicly mutilate, castrate, and decapitate the Joker.
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>>109966444
He's got a point. What was Joker's response, if any?
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>>109960039
>>109960575
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>>109964867
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>>109964893
As those anons have pointed out, it all goes down to "how far is the Joker willing to go?"
If the Joker just keeps his trickster act, either Spidey webs him up and call it a day, or outjokes him and makes Joker lose his temper, is which case he becomes an easy target just like Batman Beyond showed us.

But the moment Joker crosses THE line, Pete just punch his head clean off. Remember what he did to Fisk? Now imagine that being done to someone who doesn't have any superhuman capabilities. Also, Pete isn't as autistic as Batman about his "no kill" rule. Joker would be deader than dead.
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>>109960039
Spider-Man isn't a good matchup for Joker. I'm willing to say that Joker can oly be a villain to Batman, and just because of the latter autistic enforcement of the "no kill" rule.
Also, Joker sticks around playing catch with Batman because he think it's fun. Batsy is always 100% serious, trying to unveil his shenanigans with detective skills or whatever.
Joker is a powerless crazy dude, just another tuesday for Spidey. He would web him up, make fun of his green hair and swing-off laughing to himself, then Joker would never fuck with him again because he's "no fun".
On the other hand, Norman would be a great for to Batman. Norman is a Spider-man villian only because of his autistic determination to ruin Pete's life. Batman x green goblin would become an autistic battle of who's the bigger autist.
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why wont spiderman rape green goblin?
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>>109970680
Pretty much any Batman villain falls apart instantly when pitted against non Batman heroes. Gotham would probably be less of a shit hole almost overnight if someone else took over.



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