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If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a strong queer woman and you cishets just have to try and steal her. I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.

I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
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>>109953745

lmao owned.
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>>109953745
Go bitch at Rebecca Sugar, its not our fault.
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>>109953745
It’s cute.
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Pearl was always subconsciously attracted to Greg.
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>>109953745
Shut up negro
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>>109953745
I'm surprised they didn't bring in pic related to the rock show.

Y'know, considering it would have been the perfect setting and situation for both characters to have some sort of relationship development.

Do you think Pearl called her at all in the two year timeskip?

>This is coming from a cishet male
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>>109953745
OP sounds like Tumblr copypasta.
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>>109953989
I honestly never really gave a shit about MG. Not sure why others did.
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>>109953745
grearl will happen, gems don't have sexual orientations and you will cry in your corner once it's canon, deal with it
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>>109954033
>I honestly never really gave a shit about MG. Not sure why others did.
of course you don't understand, she wasn't designed for het-men
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>>109954056
I’ll have you know I sucked a man’s dick once for a sandwich.
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>>109953745
not a human
ergo not woman or queer
just a weird alien silicoid you jerk off to because it's human shaped
you're basically jacking off to a hummel figurine and insisting it's a queer woman
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Greg is for Amethyst
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>>109953918
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>>109954092
she's femme-coded and queer-coded

are you too fucking stupid to see that, or to see how shippng a queer-coded character with a cishet man is problematic?
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>>109954103
Amethyst is a precious queer cinnamon roll
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>>109953745
I ship Steven and Greg, and I think they need to fuse in to Steg and impregnate the Diamonds whether they consent or not.
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>>109953989
After Zuke was fired and the barn was destroyed, Mystery Girl tripped down a flight of stairs and died from head trauma.
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Finally found that cure for the gay, huh?

Took long enough.
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The only romantic interest she's ever shown is with Rose and some punk girl who looks a lot like Rose. I don't think "strong queer woman" is what I'd call her.
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>>109954342
Rebecca’s got a weird style.
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>>109954103
You're in the wrong neighborhood, fool
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>>109954259
>cishet
he has 4 arms....and two...thingies?
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>>109954490
GEE BILL
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>>109953745
1. Gerg and Pearl need to fuck already.

2. They would never be together.
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>>109954141
But she's Bi-coded. You can see that by the fact she wants to fuck both a man and a woman. In general Pearl just likes em big.
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>>109953745
That's some good bait anon, very nice.
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>>109954556
that's bullshit and you know it. pearl has never expressed a romantic interest in Greg, you cishets just deliberately misinterpret scenes that are meant to be platonic.

there's nothing romantic about Greg teaching her to play the guitar
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>>109953989
lusting after a lookalike of your dead crush isn't a good look for lesbians either.
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>>109953745
if you get to turn Jesus Christ and Thomas Jefferson into black men then we get to turn Pearl straight
y'all wanted equality and equality you're gonna get
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>>109954650
It almost sounds like pearl frantically trying to deny her obvious feelings for greg.
You should write a fanfic, OP
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>>109953989
When Steven went inside Pearl's head there were a bunch of random phone numbers there. She either doesn't know what to do with them or she's just playing the field and isn't ready for the next step
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>>109954720
Tranbro, you realize that guitar is code for penis right?
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>>109953902
AND canon
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>>109954650
>tsundere Pearl for Greg
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>>109953745

Your resistance only makes my shipping harder!
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>>109954650
>I-It's not like I care for you!
>I... I just want you to be around for Steven!
>That's the only reason I'm cooking for you, understand? With the nutrients you normally consume, you'd be dead before Steven is 20!
>I am in no way trying to replicate domestic partnership- how dare you suggest such a despicable thing!
>Now, come to bed. I-I have to keep watch while you sleep.
>Yes, this is necessary!
>Yes, I have to hold you!
>...Yes... Y-You can have a kiss goodnight...
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>>109955316
Kino
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>>109955316
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>>109953745
You seem lost, you want Reddit.
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>>109954821
becky already confirmed pearl is fucking around..... ages ago
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I'm gay for Steven
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>>109955577
Who isn’t? I just want him to hold me.
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>>109955638
I guess I can't think of anything to do with him but him crying over Lars was good aw
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>>109954118
She'll get over her revulsion to organic material eventually.
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>>109955358
Need proof
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>>109955994
Getting meat in her mouth every day might help
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>>109953745
>You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
I can say the same for you SJW tumblrtards.
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>>109955358
Ahh yes the offhanded comment, it's the worst way to bring things into canon
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>>109955994
Don't get rid of it, just turn it into a fetish. It's what I did.
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>>109953884
>Meanwhile within 100 miles of this event
>PHYSICAL FORMS SHATTERING
>GEMS TURNING STRAIGHT
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>>109953745
How likely is it that Greg, pear and rose had a threesome?
Followup, how likely is it that rose made greg and pearl give her a little show?
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>>109955316
this is disgusting
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>>109953745
It's great and I want it even more because it gets this reaction out of L and G fetishists. Fuck you, bi people exist.
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>>109956968
Oh, I've got tons more. Wanna hear about them teaching Steven to drive?
<3
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>>109957044
Not them but yeah
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>>109956511
>>109956361

it wasn't an offhand comment it was the podcast. accept it. pearl is a thot.
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>>109957044
Could you share them, they’re comfy.
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>>109953745
>I hope you're all happy.
I am actually
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>>109957258
This. Greg, Pearl and Steven is a great family unit.
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>>109953745
What kind of pathetic loser talk is that?
Everything's meant for me. And it's meant for you too. You're just too pathologically tribalistic to realize.
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>>109956511
pearl's social life just isn't part of steven's story
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>>109957346
sadly this. the show would be so much better if they showed more human/gem relationship stuff.
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>>109957176
I wish I wasn't an incel :(
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>>109957425
It'd be interesting if now that Steven's grown up and a little more mature and able to see things from a different perspectives that we could abandon the religious adherence to "from Steven's perspective" rule of the show. But I doubt it.
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>>109957425
The show was ruined because it ALWAYS has to be from Steven's perspective
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>>109957479
Rebecca did say to expect a different show so I wouldn’t put it outside the realm of possibility.
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>>109957482
It really wasn't. The story is about Steven first and foremost and the only character that suffered from the forced POV was Lapis and her decision to come back to Earth. That's literally it. Anything else is nitpicking.
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>>109957482
I wouldn't say ruined. There are a couple of spots where it stuck out like a sore thumb (Watermelon Island, for example, and that Lars in Space Episode too), but for the most part it put an appropriate amount of reins on the story. But now that the story's over, I wouldn't mind a little letting loose and seeing the peripherals going on.
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>>109957067
>>109957215
>oh fuck, they actually want to read it
Lemmie dig through my old Fdn account and see if I can find this shit.
I've written so much fanfiction of these two it genuinely concerns me
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>>109953745
I just might have believed you if not for the picture you posted. I'm not going to bump your thread, but I'll give you a (You) for the effort. Enjoy.
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>>109957645
Yay
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>>109953745
If you don't like the fanfic, don't read it loser
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>>109957275
The mix of an anxious and uptight woman and a relaxed but still caring man is a match made in heaven
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>>109958436
Greg and Pearl would be so immensely healthy for each other.
Pearl would help Greg get his act together: find a better job, move into an apartment, start eating better and exercising.
Meanwhile, Greg would help Pearl through her anxiousness and issues with trust. He'd play her calm music and lend a genuine ear when she needed to vent, assure her that everything's going to be alright and that she's doing a wonderful job.
If anyone's going to let speculative sexuality get in the way of that, y'all can't be helped
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>>109953745
>>109954141
>>109954650
Cry about it.
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>>109957645
based
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>>109958436
Could you imagine?
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>>109956917
very likely. We all know Rose/Pink is a selfish jerk, so she would definitely get her man to fuck her right hand maiden, who obviously is horny for her.
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>>109958798
>find a better job, move into an apartment
Why does Greg need either of those things?
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>>109958946
He’s a middle aged man living in a van.
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>>109958954
he's a millionaire, he also already HAS a job
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>>109958954
So? That's what makes him happy
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>>109959001
it can also give him carbon monoxide poisoning and lung disease
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>>109958902
its just two friends playing guitar together, as platonic as the Jam Buds song, don't make it dirty
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>>109955316
That’s cute as hell
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>>109954426
>>109958891
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>>109959480
Saved
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>>109958946
Personal development
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>>109953745
post more slightly thick pearl
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>>109959807
>that filename
you people are just....just disgusting!
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>>109957176
>making pearl a whore
Would completely ruin her as a character because it is so unfitting. I doubt sugar means it like that, she probably means that Pearl is talking to other humans, as evidenced by the numbers, but it clearly doesn't move past that.
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>>109960463
Return to tumblr
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>>109960540
They're a low tier troll tryin to stir the pot.
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>>109960463
What're you gay?
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>>109960566
Reminder that Pearl is the true mother of Steven.
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What would a Steg/Pearl fusion be like?
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>>109960712
Amazonian babe with a viola.
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>>109960654
Nah. That is Garnet.
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>fucking the man of your dead owner
Is Pearl based?
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>>109960816
She’s more the cool aunt
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>>109958798
The fact that they are such a good match for each other is a bit upsetting just because truthfully she is very good as a lesbian.
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>>109954637
>>109954650
I mean in the unlikely case everyone's not just counter-trolling this is one of the most obvious trolls in a while.

I've noticed this is one "style" of trolling, obvious RPing, someone will post to /pol/ "When will you weak little white boy incels admit that le stronk black wimmin like me are superior and give me you tax monies um sweeties? If not I'm triggered and you are literally raping me!!!" then the thread will RP back.
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>>109954650
>our greg is clearly the superior one
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Ronaldo's blog foreshadowed Greg/Pearl all the way back after "Mr. Greg," and Ronaldo is always proven right eventually:
https://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147699287341/pepe-and-pear
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>>109957176
In this case she's probably just dating around, might be women, men, and also "nonbinary" if that comes up, just whatever. Trying things out. Nothing wrong with that, that's actually traditional "normal" dating.
Pearl is probably "pansexual" by human standards like Rebecca, you'd think most or all of the Gems would be if they managed to fall in love because they are not sexually reproducing creatures normally (Pink was an aberration, it's not clear how "it" happened and maybe only her being a Diamond allowed her to do something powerful and new like that).
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>>109960921
>truthfully she is very good as a lesbian.
What does that actually mean
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>>109960536
I'll believe she's banging when I see her eat food on the show
That's the secret sign Sugar
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>>109953745
this is gonna be my reaction when the ship goes canon
https://youtu.be/HXYDwkG8_QQ?t=22
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>>109960986
this
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>>109953745
>strong queer woman
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People trash Zuke but Stuck Together is great?
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>>109953745
Stay salty, dyke
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>>109953745
Man I thought I'd never get a chance to post this proper.
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>>109961517
Sensible Kek
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>>109960986
Huh. I guess Preg is more likely than I initially thought.
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>>109953745
Obvious bait but post more Greg x Pearl
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>>109962491
Literally the only good mind-fucking comic and only good steven universe porn comic at the same time.
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>>109963634
t. cumbrain
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>>109963634
>>109962491
God I miss Lullaby
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>>109962491
>the same outfit
>the same expression
>Greg
There is a 0% chance that it was a coincidence
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>>109963658
Actually no, Pearl has the cumbrain by the end of it
>>109963666
Is he not making stuff any more? Damn shame.
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This is bait, and I hate everyone for responding to it, including myself.
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>>109953745

>Not a woman
>Not queer, since her species only has one gender
>Strong? She's a slave to a being who had been dead for over a decade and may not have loved her at all

I know you're only trolling but it's a point.
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>>109960654
>>109960816
your both wrong, Steven is true mother of the crystal gems.
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>>109963669
>drawn months before movie released
>calls him Greg, not Umgreg Universe
>remembers what's stored in her gem
did he see production sketches but with no dialogue?
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>>109959480
not
>grab 4 pussy at once/grab a pussy 4 times at once
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>>109962491
>Jlullaby is dead and >shadman will never find better protégée than her
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>>109964210
Patreon mysteriously died on Jlullaby and now they're too busy trying to find a job and money to find a way to fix it/find a new way.
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>>109964210
>her?
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>>109963669
Well Sugar seems like the type to go look up porn of her own show, i wouldn’t be surprised if she’s taking ideas from it.
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>>109962491
The fact that this comic was made MONTHS before the movie came out and has basically the exact same scene is fucking disturbing.

Is Jullaby secretly working on SU?
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>>109953745
Kys
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>>109964421
That;s more probable than Sugar taking the idea from her.
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>>109954141
>are you too fucking stupid to see that, or to see how shippng a queer-coded character with a cishet man is problematic?
>Fucking SU ships
>problematic
The only thing problematic about this shit is how much you care about pointless ships.
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>>109953745
i know this is bait.

but gems can't be queer for each other they are all female so for a gem to love another female gem is the norm but for a gem to love a human or a man now that is queer in the eyes of gem society
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>>109964421
zone animated some scenes for ok ko, it's not impossible for a porn artist to be working on the show.
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>>109964482
sauce pls?
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Greg and Pearl need a proper duet
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>>109964465
dont forget that hetero fusion were considered a big no-no
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>>109961517
Based
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>>109953884

I never noticed how much Pearl looks like Tack in this shot. I wonder if it was an intentional reference from the boarder...
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>>109964753
>I wonder if it was an intentional reference
Steven Universe has no original imagery.
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>>109961010
sauce ?
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I ship Greg with this fat assed cutie
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>>109953745
>Greg obviously likes STRONK GIANT THICC WOMEN/GEMS
>Rebecca and fans ship him with his dead wife's skinny and neurotic slave
Poor Greg.
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>>109965829
>Pearl obviously likes STRONK GIANT THICC WOMEN/GEMS
>Rebecca and fans ship them with their dead girlfriends fat and lazy husband
Poor Pearl
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>>109958798
Greg has a job. He's a millionaire and owns/runs a carwash.
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>>109962491
Feels weird when this comic credits Relatedguy's gemfucking GIF as the inspiration and you're relatedguy
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>>109965867
Pearl was also fat and lazy, so it makes more sense. She faked her own death just so she wouldn't have to do her job anymore.
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>>109964363
This is more likely an explanation.
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>>109961010
When will the Murdercock strike again
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>>109966046
y-you're Relatedguy?
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>>109966058
>Pearl was also fat and lazy
Requesting pictures of chubby pearl eating food
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>>109953745
Anon.... Your a faggot
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>>109966296
Yeah, that's what I said
feels like I have an aberrant time travel child with the movie
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>>109960463
Read it in Pearl's voice. Had a good time.
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>>109966447
>>109966046
I would just like to say, on behalf of /co/ and /aco/...

Thank you.
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>>109957176
Oh god. Pearl is going to transition into a man isn't she.
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>>109966447
Got any Steven universe to post?
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>>109966126
>Moralist and queer shippers sperg over murdercock
>Crewniverse likes, laughs, & fully acknowledges it
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>>109966324
>Sometimes you need that special anon to remind you you're such a faggot

Ftfy
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>>109966746
Haha thanks anon
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>>109966494
It's a pleasure; At your cervix

>>109966540
Nothing new I'm afraid. Stuck working a Real People Job for at least another month, little time to draw anything outside of commissions. Gonna do some sfw Ponnie soon, though. Hopefully.

I'm not gonna shamessly dump old art either I only do that when my social media accounts get deleted for posting lolis
Identity-posting is too attention-whory for me anyway.
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Did they ripoff SU, it has such same energy
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>>109953745
Pearl needs dick so bad you can hear it in every line she has in the show.
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>>109953745
>We finally get a strong queer woman
That's what Ruby and Sapphire are for.

Pearl is for the murder cock to strike again.
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>>109953745
Cry some more, Tranny dyke
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>>109954141
>shipping queer characters into straight relationships is problematic
>hordes of ships featuring cishet characters in queer relationships for every conceivable piece of fiction

Seriously, stop with the double standards if you ever hope to achieve true equality.
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>>109966306
Second
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>>109955316
Based
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>>109962491
Pearl NOOOO
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>>109967686
Ruby is for riding
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>>109959480
>two dicks
Anon, we know Wesley Snipes has three dicks, and wesley snipes is no Steg. We're talking at least four.
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>>109954162
There is zero hint of Amy being queer
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>>109953745
nice bait
>>109953918
Based
>>109954556
PEARL IS A FATTIEFUCKER CONFIRMED
>>109960566
very based

I'm a Greg x Jasper shipper tho
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>>109967612
Is that the show where Orgasm causes women to become weapons.
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>>109972527
I think so
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>>109960818

It's better than that

>Crush never reciprocates affections, has multiple flings, gets in serious relationship, has a kid and dies
>Become your crushes spouse's best friend, become a better mother several times over to the kid, and seduce said spouse

Maximum power play.
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>>109972463
Is there a version of this without Greg.
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>>109953745
>If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you.
DogCouch
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>>109965104
Literally built to be bred
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>>109965104
>not shipping her with Steven
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>>109964210
>>109964303
her?
na, jlulaby was a women hating homo man.
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>>109972527
Yes but they want to stop the fighting
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>>109954556
greg also likes them big. Pearl's not big.
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>>109953745
>If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a ____________ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.

>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.

that's good pasta material if i say so myself.
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>>109953745
Uh, okay.
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>>109953989
Holy shit, Pearl straight up replaced Rose with a lookalike. Isn't that kind of insulting to the new girl.
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Honest question, why are people saying that sugar ships Pearl with Greg?
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>>109977391
Where can I see more of Gara's Art?
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>>109978035
Pixiv
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>>109975202
Holy fuck, is Pearl actually the chad here?
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>>109977391
Improved.
>If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a (description) (description) _____ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.

>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
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>>109978035
Trying to find Gara's art is so weird. It feels like there's a lot of it he just doesn't post.
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>>109955316
Be still, my heart-boner.
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Greg/pearl shippers are like wile e coyote after walking off a cliff and now you're just waiting to see how long it takes for him to look down and notice. Like any second they'll look down and realize they made greg peral's owner turning any romantic concept between them as toxic as rose/pearl, or maybe finally understand how fucked over ganet and amethyst would be story wise if they literally made pearl steven's literal step mother.

Maybe one day they'll look down, maybe one day.
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>>109960463
Calm down, Pearl. We know who you really are.
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>>109975202
>tfw you friendzone your beta orbiter so hard she adopts your child and marries your boyfriend after you die out of spite
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>>109978674
Pearl was always Steven's mommy. Amethyst and Garnet were never even close
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>>109978674
>made greg pearl's owner
Please stop kinkshaming her, anon. Let her live her life with her daddy.
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>>109975202
It would be better if it turned out Pink was still alive and waltzed back in to find her ex-husband and ex-orbiter as the loving supportive parent of her son who hates her
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>>109979230
>once a week, every Sunday, she met him at the upscale house he rented for just such an occasion.
>It was always Sunday. A full five days in the brisky coastal autumn would give time for bruises, scratches, and teeth marks to heal under long clothing before weekend festivities warranted relatively revealing clothing.
>She would arrive, as instructed, at 7:30 on the dot. Any earlier, and he would be in the middle of his solitary guitar practice. This would mean punishment. Any later, and she would keep him wating. This would mean incredibly strict punishment.
>So, at 7:30, Pearl stood at the ornate wooden door to Greg's "home away from home."
>A black velvet dress was all that seperated her from his firm, calloused hands.
>Her own set toyed anxiously at the collar clicked firmly around her neck, its teardrop-shaped pendant bearing the initials MC.
>It had been exactly ninety-two seconds since she had knocked. Had she misbehaved? Was her punishment to stand in this fervent cold for as long as he felt necessary?
>She would endure it, of course; happily so. She deserved it, after all. She would prove to her master that she was well-behaved; the best behaved, in fact.
>She would drop to her knees and beg his forgiveness. No, she would nuzzle his lap like a stray, plead with her eyes, and-
>The door swung open.
>There before her, his tie undone, his sleeves rolled up lazily, and his eyes already panning her body lazily, stood the source of her trepidation and desire.
>"A minute late. Not bad." His words struck like shots of adrenaline: painful and invigorating at once. "Still gonna have to sort you out, I'm afraid."
>Her submissive voice held a week's worth of pent-up, burning need. Though her words were simple, her tone spoke volumes.
>"Yes sir, mister Murdercock. I must be brought in line."
>"Glad you agree. Come."
>He clicked his tongue as if beckoning a dog and led the fidgiting gem into the candle lit abode.
>Another evening of service ensued.
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>>109979660
Adorable
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>>109964823
>being unfamiliar with the hentai sistine chapel
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>>109972259
>head attached to body
Not my favorite sociopath
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>>109957176
strange. 'playing the field' where i come from, while it can include exploring one's sexuality, is more so used in concern to personal growth and doing things like what people sometimes say is on there bucket list. is this making sense im not sure if my english is good enough to understand
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>>109966306
this. someone. anyone.
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>>109977391
If you ship Zuko and Katara, I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a brother-sister love and you normalfags just have to try and steal them . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.

I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
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>>109979944
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>>109958902
Imagine all the people
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>>109975202
>cucking a woman so hard her son thinks you're his mom
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>>109960986
we adults all know perfectly well that the producers, writers and voice actors thought of it, put in little hints, and just decided not to go with it so as to not make the little lesbians cry
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>>109981678
To be fair, she’s always been pretty motherly to Steven
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>>109977768
rose was her OC all along
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>>109978674
pearl is steven's mommy in his dreams
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>>109981898
Does he got an oedipus thing going on?
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>>109981904
>dates a girl who very easily decides to become his slave knight after ten minutes of fencing class

yes, no, maybe, i don't know
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where's that one greentext of all the gems reacting to greg fucking dying or something I just remembered it reading this thread
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>>109982179
nevermind I found it but I can't download it for some reason
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>>109982248
Share if you ever find out how
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>>109982275
fuck it I'll just post the link
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/989799-steven-universe
The site doesn't seem to like ublock for some reason on my system
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>>109982332
>2015
>season 3 finale
this entire post if fucking me up for many reasons
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>>109982544
some part of me wishes it went more in-depth with how the gems react to Greg's death, mostly Amethyst
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>>109960986
So what we're gonna get a "reverse lesbian kiss" finale?
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>>109983008
Could you just imagine the autistic screeching if it happened?
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>>109958891
HANDS
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>>109953745
They have good chemistry. Bite me.
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>>109954821
Those are all numbers for the Maryland Directory telephone services.
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>>109953745
I want you to kill yourself, nigger faggot
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>Steeeeeeevenn~
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>Steven, I'm cumming!
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>oh peat! I'm a piece of dirty peat
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>get my giant blankie
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>>109979745
>liking NTR
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>>109953745
>We finally get a strong queer woman
If you really loved her, you wouldn't call her the worst slur for her kind.
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>>109983971
Except 555 is a fake number used in movies and cartoons.

Also, Chaaps girl is similar to the Utz mascot, a popular chip brand in Maryland.
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>>109984070
>>109984079
>>109984119
>>109984145
Cute
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>>109985582
It's not ntr if the guy getting cucked is a shota
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>>109985582
>some kid who doesn't appear for 100+ pages
>miniature dick
>not even in a relationship with any of the women
As much NTR as Dragon Ball is a romance show
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>>109985620
Good because he didn't, retard.
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>>109957176
With her nose??
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>>109953745
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>>109975214
most likely, I dont own it tho
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>>109953989
probably not, the point of >>109954821 (and Amethysts earlier teasing about Pearl not using her phone) is that she wasn't serious about another relationship at that time (which makes perfect sense). and the two further years since the last episode is NOTHING to gems.

she's definitely built up her relationship with greg into an actual friendship, and >>109953918 >>109955994 there's always been a latent/repressed physical attraction, which as of >>109953884 might not be repressed any more.
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>>109992234
>tfw no AU where Rose is alive and Pearl is the Universe Family Fucktoy
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>>109992273
Based
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>>109992266
>tfw you will never see a family friendly representation of a dom/dom/sub relationship in SU
>tfw you will never see pearl subtly obeying Rose while both she and pearl overtly obey Greg without overt reason
>tfw all the missed implied dynamics and power plays between the three going right over the heads of people outside the bdsm community
It would have been the ultimate in brownie points for sugar and I wouldn't even be mad.
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cough
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>>109954141
what the fuck is this coded shit? I thought you could be free to have any kind of sexuality or something?
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>>109954046
But Greg is done after Rose, stop shipping him
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>>109995509
>>109995509
you are, unless you look or sound or act like something else. then you ARE something else or tumblr will kill you
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>>109995541
Rose would have wanted him to move on and be happy, anon.
and smash out her closest friend because she was a closet cuckqueen, change my mind
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>>109954141
Man, that's a whole lot of words you just said there
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>>109956487
How do I get a girlfriend like Yellow Diamond
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>>109996045
I'm imagining the hundreds of years Pearl had to listen to Rose gush over humans and it doesn't add up
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>>109996546
I feel like rose loved greg as a person even more than she loved him as a partner. Part of that is accepting that they have to seek their own happiness when you're, for whatever reason, no longer around. Really, I think Rose would have been mortified to know that Greg hadn't seen anyone since her passing.
The only person on the show that I personally see showing the same sort of attraction and affection towards Greg, overt or not, is Pearl.
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>>109993592
Right?
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>>109956800
kek
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>>109954141
but she's canonically gay. It doesn't matter what internet people do, they could ship her with entire the cast of Crying Breakfast Friends, she's still a big ol' dyke for giant pink haired women.

stop freaking out.
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>>109956800
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>>109992273
lol steven ran to her as she showed up
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>>109954012
>OP sounds like Tumblr copypasta.

It's been posted here before and is a 4chan RP Thread copypasta from 4chan playing "Tumblr users" and RPing both "Tumblr users" and "4chan users mad at Tumblr users" back and forth in RP threads. So yes it's another copypasta.
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>>109953745
I too oppose GregxPearl, but only because it would ruin the far superior GregxAmethyst ship.
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>>109999981
Anon it's an RPer. I hate to break it to you but no one on 4chan ever uses "cishet" unironically even on the fag board. That's how obvious the troll bait and RP shit here is now.
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>>109953745
>Pearl strong
LOLOLOLOL
She's a fucked up selfish cunt
Also
>Lonely lesbian
>Not getting into a relationship with the first nice guy who makes her feel good
>Not getting absolutely SMASHED in a quasirapey way by the first well hung Chad/Jamal who reminds her of the times she furiously shilicks or imagines getting raped to get off fast while having bad sex with a terrible one night stand.
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>>109999981
Tell that to the loser cunts who keep bitching about canon lesbians not getting any play or attention from men after they are confirmed lesbian.
Shit, they even go so far as to get pissed at and insult men for not wanting to plow their 2D lesbian heroines/shlickables.
It's fucking weird.
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You'd maybe wrench out of Pearl that because Rose loved Greg and Greg is Steven's father she'll claim to have an "obligation" to look out for his well being but she actually cares for him on some level even if it's platonic or otherwise.
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>>109955316
>I-I don’t like you! I’m just marrying you! It’s important for Steven to have a stable home environment, don’t get any ideas!
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>>110001819
>far superior
>entire episode dedicated to how they bring out the worst of each other
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Pearl is going to get that fat daddy dick and you are going to like it.
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mods are asleep

post bad gems
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>>110003554
minerals
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I ship every gem with each other, every gem with Steven, every gem with Connie, every gem with Greg, and depending on the mood I'm in Greg with Connie.

Basically everybody fucks each other nonstop after young Greg taught the gems about sex, and they went on to teach Steven and Connie at way too young of an age
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>>109953745
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>>110003878
welp that's it I'm for this ship now
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>>110003878
>>110003995
Same
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>>109953745
put me in the screencap
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>>110003878
fukking kek. Do it Rebecca. I'll buy all the SU merchandise if you do. Hear me CN? This shit would beat anything else you could do with this show at this point
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>>110004305
Ditto
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>>110003878
Gems feel right? They shapeshift the parts with nerves and sensation
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>>109953745
Pearl is a sexually frustrated woman who has to put up with raising her unrequited love's screwed up Caliban, has no friends but a bully and a weird autist, is stuck in Beach City save for the occasional trip to Homeworld, and the closest thing to a hobby she has is annoying the townies. She's got issues.
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I just read that Greg almost fucking swears in the movie, someone confirm this for me
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>>110007802
Twice yeah. He stops on the first letter.
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>>110007814
>Greg is the first character in the series to even get that close to swearing on screen
>After all the "let Pearl say FUCK!!!!" memes
fuck me that's great
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>>109953745
>everyone taking this obvious fucking bait
well played anon
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>>110007530
Pearl was a friendless incel until she got laid at the rock show Amethyst took her to. She can do better than some 40 year old balding man.
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>>109953745
Don't worry lads, I've got this one, I speak Social Justice.

>Excuse me but check your privileged, Rebecca Sugar is a proud, non-binary bisexual woman and you're attempting to erase her personal lived experience which she chooses to represent through the character of Pearl.
Your bigotry is showing if you don't believe a woman can be both Queen and Bisexual depending on how they're feeling that day, sexuality is a spectrum, not a switch. You're seriously harming the LGBTQA+ community with your divisive concern trolling and toxic behavious.

>Also, you're invading someone elses safe space sweety, I can't even imagine how many bisexuals are on this board that you've just harmed with your ignorance.

Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a troll and they didn't bother to even take the basic Duolingo on Social Justice before posting this shit.
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>>110007869
Lars nearly dropped an F-bomb in the first season.

The question is was he going to say faggot or fucking faggot?
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>>110008111
Freak.
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>>109964171
>grabbing many pussies simultaneously would include grabbing 4 at once, and grabbing one 4 times at once
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>>109959480
>The virgin Stevonnie: flat ass
>No mention about Steg's godly ass
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>>110008197
How can you be independent together?
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>>110008085
>Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a troll
It's just a troll copypasta/b8 from here. Get ready to see it 5,000 times more on /co/.
Real tumblr-tier SJWs just don't come to 4chan in normal circumstances. If these pastas aren't troll-written their tumblr pastas reposted here for b8 purposes. I mean no shit.
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>>110008111
FAGGOT!
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>>110008111
fucker
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>>110008111
frenchman
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>>109953884
>>109953918
>>109959480

I dropped this right after the episode peridot first appeared.

I don't regret it.
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>>109954259

holy shit what the fuck is this
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Pearl cries during sex because she feels conflicted but loves it so much
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>>109954747
L Rob Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L Ron Hoyabimbay.



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