If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a strong queer woman and you cishets just have to try and steal her. I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
>>109953745 Go bitch at Rebecca Sugar, its not our fault.
Pearl was always subconsciously attracted to Greg.
>>109953745Shut up negro
>>109953745I'm surprised they didn't bring in pic related to the rock show. Y'know, considering it would have been the perfect setting and situation for both characters to have some sort of relationship development. Do you think Pearl called her at all in the two year timeskip?>This is coming from a cishet male
>>109953745OP sounds like Tumblr copypasta.
>>109953989I honestly never really gave a shit about MG. Not sure why others did.
>>109953745grearl will happen, gems don't have sexual orientations and you will cry in your corner once it's canon, deal with it
>>109954033>I honestly never really gave a shit about MG. Not sure why others did.of course you don't understand, she wasn't designed for het-men
>>109954056I’ll have you know I sucked a man’s dick once for a sandwich.
>>109953745not a humanergo not woman or queerjust a weird alien silicoid you jerk off to because it's human shapedyou're basically jacking off to a hummel figurine and insisting it's a queer woman
Greg is for Amethyst
>>109954092she's femme-coded and queer-codedare you too fucking stupid to see that, or to see how shippng a queer-coded character with a cishet man is problematic?
>>109954103Amethyst is a precious queer cinnamon roll
>>109953745I ship Steven and Greg, and I think they need to fuse in to Steg and impregnate the Diamonds whether they consent or not.
>>109953989After Zuke was fired and the barn was destroyed, Mystery Girl tripped down a flight of stairs and died from head trauma.
Finally found that cure for the gay, huh?Took long enough.
The only romantic interest she's ever shown is with Rose and some punk girl who looks a lot like Rose. I don't think "strong queer woman" is what I'd call her.
>>109954342Rebecca’s got a weird style.
>>109954103You're in the wrong neighborhood, fool
>>109954259>cishethe has 4 arms....and two...thingies?
>>1099537451. Gerg and Pearl need to fuck already.2. They would never be together.
>>109954141But she's Bi-coded. You can see that by the fact she wants to fuck both a man and a woman. In general Pearl just likes em big.
>>109953745That's some good bait anon, very nice.
>>109954556that's bullshit and you know it. pearl has never expressed a romantic interest in Greg, you cishets just deliberately misinterpret scenes that are meant to be platonic.there's nothing romantic about Greg teaching her to play the guitar
>>109953989lusting after a lookalike of your dead crush isn't a good look for lesbians either.
>>109953745if you get to turn Jesus Christ and Thomas Jefferson into black men then we get to turn Pearl straighty'all wanted equality and equality you're gonna get
>>109954650It almost sounds like pearl frantically trying to deny her obvious feelings for greg. You should write a fanfic, OP
>>109953989When Steven went inside Pearl's head there were a bunch of random phone numbers there. She either doesn't know what to do with them or she's just playing the field and isn't ready for the next step
>>109954720Tranbro, you realize that guitar is code for penis right?
>>109954650>tsundere Pearl for Greg
>>109953745Your resistance only makes my shipping harder!
>>109954650>I-It's not like I care for you!>I... I just want you to be around for Steven!>That's the only reason I'm cooking for you, understand? With the nutrients you normally consume, you'd be dead before Steven is 20!>I am in no way trying to replicate domestic partnership- how dare you suggest such a despicable thing!>Now, come to bed. I-I have to keep watch while you sleep.>Yes, this is necessary!>Yes, I have to hold you!>...Yes... Y-You can have a kiss goodnight...
>>109953745You seem lost, you want Reddit.
>>109954821becky already confirmed pearl is fucking around..... ages ago
I'm gay for Steven
>>109955577Who isn’t? I just want him to hold me.
>>109955638I guess I can't think of anything to do with him but him crying over Lars was good aw
>>109954118She'll get over her revulsion to organic material eventually.
>>109955994Getting meat in her mouth every day might help
>>109953745>You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.I can say the same for you SJW tumblrtards.
>>109955358Ahh yes the offhanded comment, it's the worst way to bring things into canon
>>109955994Don't get rid of it, just turn it into a fetish. It's what I did.
>>109953884>Meanwhile within 100 miles of this event>PHYSICAL FORMS SHATTERING>GEMS TURNING STRAIGHT
>>109953745How likely is it that Greg, pear and rose had a threesome?Followup, how likely is it that rose made greg and pearl give her a little show?
>>109955316this is disgusting
>>109953745It's great and I want it even more because it gets this reaction out of L and G fetishists. Fuck you, bi people exist.
>>109956968Oh, I've got tons more. Wanna hear about them teaching Steven to drive?<3
>>109957044Not them but yeah
>>109956511>>109956361it wasn't an offhand comment it was the podcast. accept it. pearl is a thot.
>>109957044Could you share them, they’re comfy.
>>109953745>I hope you're all happy.I am actually
>>109957258This. Greg, Pearl and Steven is a great family unit.
>>109953745What kind of pathetic loser talk is that? Everything's meant for me. And it's meant for you too. You're just too pathologically tribalistic to realize.
>>109956511pearl's social life just isn't part of steven's story
>>109957346sadly this. the show would be so much better if they showed more human/gem relationship stuff.
>>109957176I wish I wasn't an incel :(
>>109957425It'd be interesting if now that Steven's grown up and a little more mature and able to see things from a different perspectives that we could abandon the religious adherence to "from Steven's perspective" rule of the show. But I doubt it.
>>109957425The show was ruined because it ALWAYS has to be from Steven's perspective
>>109957479Rebecca did say to expect a different show so I wouldn’t put it outside the realm of possibility.
>>109957482It really wasn't. The story is about Steven first and foremost and the only character that suffered from the forced POV was Lapis and her decision to come back to Earth. That's literally it. Anything else is nitpicking.
>>109957482I wouldn't say ruined. There are a couple of spots where it stuck out like a sore thumb (Watermelon Island, for example, and that Lars in Space Episode too), but for the most part it put an appropriate amount of reins on the story. But now that the story's over, I wouldn't mind a little letting loose and seeing the peripherals going on.
>>109957067>>109957215>oh fuck, they actually want to read itLemmie dig through my old Fdn account and see if I can find this shit. I've written so much fanfiction of these two it genuinely concerns me
>>109953745I just might have believed you if not for the picture you posted. I'm not going to bump your thread, but I'll give you a (You) for the effort. Enjoy.
>>109953745If you don't like the fanfic, don't read it loser
>>109957275The mix of an anxious and uptight woman and a relaxed but still caring man is a match made in heaven
>>109958436Greg and Pearl would be so immensely healthy for each other. Pearl would help Greg get his act together: find a better job, move into an apartment, start eating better and exercising.Meanwhile, Greg would help Pearl through her anxiousness and issues with trust. He'd play her calm music and lend a genuine ear when she needed to vent, assure her that everything's going to be alright and that she's doing a wonderful job.If anyone's going to let speculative sexuality get in the way of that, y'all can't be helped
>>109953745>>109954141>>109954650Cry about it.
>>109958436Could you imagine?
>>109956917very likely. We all know Rose/Pink is a selfish jerk, so she would definitely get her man to fuck her right hand maiden, who obviously is horny for her.
>>109958798>find a better job, move into an apartmentWhy does Greg need either of those things?
>>109958946He’s a middle aged man living in a van.
>>109958954he's a millionaire, he also already HAS a job
>>109958954So? That's what makes him happy
>>109959001it can also give him carbon monoxide poisoning and lung disease
>>109958902its just two friends playing guitar together, as platonic as the Jam Buds song, don't make it dirty
>>109955316That’s cute as hell
>>109953745post more slightly thick pearl
>>109959807>that filenameyou people are just....just disgusting!
>>109957176>making pearl a whoreWould completely ruin her as a character because it is so unfitting. I doubt sugar means it like that, she probably means that Pearl is talking to other humans, as evidenced by the numbers, but it clearly doesn't move past that.
>>109960463Return to tumblr
>>109960540They're a low tier troll tryin to stir the pot.
>>109960463What're you gay?
>>109960566Reminder that Pearl is the true mother of Steven.
What would a Steg/Pearl fusion be like?
>>109960712Amazonian babe with a viola.
>>109960654Nah. That is Garnet.
>fucking the man of your dead ownerIs Pearl based?
>>109960816She’s more the cool aunt
>>109958798The fact that they are such a good match for each other is a bit upsetting just because truthfully she is very good as a lesbian.
>>109954637>>109954650I mean in the unlikely case everyone's not just counter-trolling this is one of the most obvious trolls in a while.I've noticed this is one "style" of trolling, obvious RPing, someone will post to /pol/ "When will you weak little white boy incels admit that le stronk black wimmin like me are superior and give me you tax monies um sweeties? If not I'm triggered and you are literally raping me!!!" then the thread will RP back.
>>109954650>our greg is clearly the superior one
Ronaldo's blog foreshadowed Greg/Pearl all the way back after "Mr. Greg," and Ronaldo is always proven right eventually:https://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147699287341/pepe-and-pear
>>109957176In this case she's probably just dating around, might be women, men, and also "nonbinary" if that comes up, just whatever. Trying things out. Nothing wrong with that, that's actually traditional "normal" dating.Pearl is probably "pansexual" by human standards like Rebecca, you'd think most or all of the Gems would be if they managed to fall in love because they are not sexually reproducing creatures normally (Pink was an aberration, it's not clear how "it" happened and maybe only her being a Diamond allowed her to do something powerful and new like that).
>>109960921>truthfully she is very good as a lesbian.What does that actually mean
>>109960536I'll believe she's banging when I see her eat food on the showThat's the secret sign Sugar
>>109953745this is gonna be my reaction when the ship goes canonhttps://youtu.be/HXYDwkG8_QQ?t=22
>>109953745>strong queer woman
People trash Zuke but Stuck Together is great?
>>109953745Stay salty, dyke
>>109953745Man I thought I'd never get a chance to post this proper.
>>109960986Huh. I guess Preg is more likely than I initially thought.
>>109953745Obvious bait but post more Greg x Pearl
>>109962491Literally the only good mind-fucking comic and only good steven universe porn comic at the same time.
>>109963634>>109962491God I miss Lullaby
>>109962491>the same outfit>the same expression>GregThere is a 0% chance that it was a coincidence
>>109963658Actually no, Pearl has the cumbrain by the end of it>>109963666Is he not making stuff any more? Damn shame.
This is bait, and I hate everyone for responding to it, including myself.
>>109953745>Not a woman>Not queer, since her species only has one gender>Strong? She's a slave to a being who had been dead for over a decade and may not have loved her at allI know you're only trolling but it's a point.
>>109960654>>109960816your both wrong, Steven is true mother of the crystal gems.
>>109963669>drawn months before movie released>calls him Greg, not Umgreg Universe>remembers what's stored in her gemdid he see production sketches but with no dialogue?
>>109959480not>grab 4 pussy at once/grab a pussy 4 times at once
>>109962491>Jlullaby is dead and >shadman will never find better protégée than her
>>109964210Patreon mysteriously died on Jlullaby and now they're too busy trying to find a job and money to find a way to fix it/find a new way.
>>109963669Well Sugar seems like the type to go look up porn of her own show, i wouldn’t be surprised if she’s taking ideas from it.
>>109962491The fact that this comic was made MONTHS before the movie came out and has basically the exact same scene is fucking disturbing.Is Jullaby secretly working on SU?
>>109964421That;s more probable than Sugar taking the idea from her.
>>109954141>are you too fucking stupid to see that, or to see how shippng a queer-coded character with a cishet man is problematic?>Fucking SU ships>problematicThe only thing problematic about this shit is how much you care about pointless ships.
>>109953745i know this is bait. but gems can't be queer for each other they are all female so for a gem to love another female gem is the norm but for a gem to love a human or a man now that is queer in the eyes of gem society
>>109964421zone animated some scenes for ok ko, it's not impossible for a porn artist to be working on the show.
Greg and Pearl need a proper duet
>>109964465dont forget that hetero fusion were considered a big no-no
>>109953884I never noticed how much Pearl looks like Tack in this shot. I wonder if it was an intentional reference from the boarder...
>>109964753>I wonder if it was an intentional referenceSteven Universe has no original imagery.
I ship Greg with this fat assed cutie
>>109953745>Greg obviously likes STRONK GIANT THICC WOMEN/GEMS>Rebecca and fans ship him with his dead wife's skinny and neurotic slavePoor Greg.
>>109965829>Pearl obviously likes STRONK GIANT THICC WOMEN/GEMS>Rebecca and fans ship them with their dead girlfriends fat and lazy husbandPoor Pearl
>>109958798Greg has a job. He's a millionaire and owns/runs a carwash.
>>109962491Feels weird when this comic credits Relatedguy's gemfucking GIF as the inspiration and you're relatedguy
>>109965867Pearl was also fat and lazy, so it makes more sense. She faked her own death just so she wouldn't have to do her job anymore.
>>109964363This is more likely an explanation.
>>109961010When will the Murdercock strike again
>>109966058>Pearl was also fat and lazyRequesting pictures of chubby pearl eating food
>>109953745Anon.... Your a faggot
>>109966296Yeah, that's what I saidfeels like I have an aberrant time travel child with the movie
>>109960463Read it in Pearl's voice. Had a good time.
>>109966447>>109966046I would just like to say, on behalf of /co/ and /aco/...Thank you.
>>109957176Oh god. Pearl is going to transition into a man isn't she.
>>109966447Got any Steven universe to post?
>>109966126>Moralist and queer shippers sperg over murdercock>Crewniverse likes, laughs, & fully acknowledges it
>>109966324>Sometimes you need that special anon to remind you you're such a faggotFtfy
>>109966746Haha thanks anon
>>109966494It's a pleasure; At your cervix>>109966540Nothing new I'm afraid. Stuck working a Real People Job for at least another month, little time to draw anything outside of commissions. Gonna do some sfw Ponnie soon, though. Hopefully.I'm not gonna shamessly dump old art either I only do that when my social media accounts get deleted for posting lolisIdentity-posting is too attention-whory for me anyway.
Did they ripoff SU, it has such same energy
>>109953745Pearl needs dick so bad you can hear it in every line she has in the show.
>>109953745>We finally get a strong queer womanThat's what Ruby and Sapphire are for. Pearl is for the murder cock to strike again.
>>109953745Cry some more, Tranny dyke
>>109954141>shipping queer characters into straight relationships is problematic>hordes of ships featuring cishet characters in queer relationships for every conceivable piece of fictionSeriously, stop with the double standards if you ever hope to achieve true equality.
>>109967686Ruby is for riding
>>109959480>two dicksAnon, we know Wesley Snipes has three dicks, and wesley snipes is no Steg. We're talking at least four.
>>109954162There is zero hint of Amy being queer
>>109953745nice bait>>109953918Based>>109954556PEARL IS A FATTIEFUCKER CONFIRMED>>109960566very basedI'm a Greg x Jasper shipper tho
>>109967612Is that the show where Orgasm causes women to become weapons.
>>109972527I think so
>>109960818It's better than that>Crush never reciprocates affections, has multiple flings, gets in serious relationship, has a kid and dies>Become your crushes spouse's best friend, become a better mother several times over to the kid, and seduce said spouseMaximum power play.
>>109972463Is there a version of this without Greg.
>>109953745>If you ship Greg and Pearl I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you.DogCouch
>>109965104Literally built to be bred
>>109965104>not shipping her with Steven
>>109964210>>109964303her?na, jlulaby was a women hating homo man.
>>109972527Yes but they want to stop the fighting
>>109954556greg also likes them big. Pearl's not big.
>>109953745>If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a ____________ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.that's good pasta material if i say so myself.
>>109953989Holy shit, Pearl straight up replaced Rose with a lookalike. Isn't that kind of insulting to the new girl.
Honest question, why are people saying that sugar ships Pearl with Greg?
>>109977391Where can I see more of Gara's Art?
>>109975202Holy fuck, is Pearl actually the chad here?
>>109977391Improved.>If you ship ____________ and ____________ I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a (description) (description) _____ and you ____________ just have to try and steal ____________ . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.>I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
>>109978035Trying to find Gara's art is so weird. It feels like there's a lot of it he just doesn't post.
>>109955316Be still, my heart-boner.
Greg/pearl shippers are like wile e coyote after walking off a cliff and now you're just waiting to see how long it takes for him to look down and notice. Like any second they'll look down and realize they made greg peral's owner turning any romantic concept between them as toxic as rose/pearl, or maybe finally understand how fucked over ganet and amethyst would be story wise if they literally made pearl steven's literal step mother.Maybe one day they'll look down, maybe one day.
>>109960463Calm down, Pearl. We know who you really are.
>>109975202>tfw you friendzone your beta orbiter so hard she adopts your child and marries your boyfriend after you die out of spite
>>109978674Pearl was always Steven's mommy. Amethyst and Garnet were never even close
>>109978674>made greg pearl's ownerPlease stop kinkshaming her, anon. Let her live her life with her daddy.
>>109975202It would be better if it turned out Pink was still alive and waltzed back in to find her ex-husband and ex-orbiter as the loving supportive parent of her son who hates her
>>109979230>once a week, every Sunday, she met him at the upscale house he rented for just such an occasion.>It was always Sunday. A full five days in the brisky coastal autumn would give time for bruises, scratches, and teeth marks to heal under long clothing before weekend festivities warranted relatively revealing clothing. >She would arrive, as instructed, at 7:30 on the dot. Any earlier, and he would be in the middle of his solitary guitar practice. This would mean punishment. Any later, and she would keep him wating. This would mean incredibly strict punishment.>So, at 7:30, Pearl stood at the ornate wooden door to Greg's "home away from home.">A black velvet dress was all that seperated her from his firm, calloused hands.>Her own set toyed anxiously at the collar clicked firmly around her neck, its teardrop-shaped pendant bearing the initials MC.>It had been exactly ninety-two seconds since she had knocked. Had she misbehaved? Was her punishment to stand in this fervent cold for as long as he felt necessary?>She would endure it, of course; happily so. She deserved it, after all. She would prove to her master that she was well-behaved; the best behaved, in fact. >She would drop to her knees and beg his forgiveness. No, she would nuzzle his lap like a stray, plead with her eyes, and->The door swung open.>There before her, his tie undone, his sleeves rolled up lazily, and his eyes already panning her body lazily, stood the source of her trepidation and desire.>"A minute late. Not bad." His words struck like shots of adrenaline: painful and invigorating at once. "Still gonna have to sort you out, I'm afraid.">Her submissive voice held a week's worth of pent-up, burning need. Though her words were simple, her tone spoke volumes.>"Yes sir, mister Murdercock. I must be brought in line.">"Glad you agree. Come.">He clicked his tongue as if beckoning a dog and led the fidgiting gem into the candle lit abode.>Another evening of service ensued.
>>109964823>being unfamiliar with the hentai sistine chapel
>>109972259>head attached to bodyNot my favorite sociopath
>>109957176strange. 'playing the field' where i come from, while it can include exploring one's sexuality, is more so used in concern to personal growth and doing things like what people sometimes say is on there bucket list. is this making sense im not sure if my english is good enough to understand
>>109966306this. someone. anyone.
>>109977391If you ship Zuko and Katara, I just want you to know you deserve everything bad that happens to you. We finally get a brother-sister love and you normalfags just have to try and steal them . I don't know if I should cry, puke, or scream in rage but you disgust me.I hope you're all happy. You ruin everything that isn't meant for you.
>>109958902Imagine all the people
>>109975202>cucking a woman so hard her son thinks you're his mom
>>109960986we adults all know perfectly well that the producers, writers and voice actors thought of it, put in little hints, and just decided not to go with it so as to not make the little lesbians cry
>>109981678To be fair, she’s always been pretty motherly to Steven
>>109977768rose was her OC all along
>>109978674pearl is steven's mommy in his dreams
>>109981898Does he got an oedipus thing going on?
>>109981904>dates a girl who very easily decides to become his slave knight after ten minutes of fencing classyes, no, maybe, i don't know
where's that one greentext of all the gems reacting to greg fucking dying or something I just remembered it reading this thread
>>109982179nevermind I found it but I can't download it for some reason
>>109982248Share if you ever find out how
>>109982275fuck it I'll just post the linkhttps://knowyourmeme.com/photos/989799-steven-universeThe site doesn't seem to like ublock for some reason on my system
>>109982332>2015>season 3 finalethis entire post if fucking me up for many reasons
>>109982544some part of me wishes it went more in-depth with how the gems react to Greg's death, mostly Amethyst
>>109960986So what we're gonna get a "reverse lesbian kiss" finale?
>>109983008Could you just imagine the autistic screeching if it happened?
>>109953745They have good chemistry. Bite me.
>>109954821Those are all numbers for the Maryland Directory telephone services.
>>109953745I want you to kill yourself, nigger faggot
>Steven, I'm cumming!
>oh peat! I'm a piece of dirty peat
>get my giant blankie
>>109953745>We finally get a strong queer womanIf you really loved her, you wouldn't call her the worst slur for her kind.
>>109983971Except 555 is a fake number used in movies and cartoons.Also, Chaaps girl is similar to the Utz mascot, a popular chip brand in Maryland.
>>109985582It's not ntr if the guy getting cucked is a shota
>>109985582>some kid who doesn't appear for 100+ pages>miniature dick>not even in a relationship with any of the womenAs much NTR as Dragon Ball is a romance show
>>109985620Good because he didn't, retard.
>>109957176With her nose??
>>109975214most likely, I dont own it tho
>>109953989probably not, the point of >>109954821 (and Amethysts earlier teasing about Pearl not using her phone) is that she wasn't serious about another relationship at that time (which makes perfect sense). and the two further years since the last episode is NOTHING to gems.she's definitely built up her relationship with greg into an actual friendship, and >>109953918 >>109955994 there's always been a latent/repressed physical attraction, which as of >>109953884 might not be repressed any more.
>>109992234>tfw no AU where Rose is alive and Pearl is the Universe Family Fucktoy
>>109992266>tfw you will never see a family friendly representation of a dom/dom/sub relationship in SU>tfw you will never see pearl subtly obeying Rose while both she and pearl overtly obey Greg without overt reason>tfw all the missed implied dynamics and power plays between the three going right over the heads of people outside the bdsm communityIt would have been the ultimate in brownie points for sugar and I wouldn't even be mad.
>>109954141what the fuck is this coded shit? I thought you could be free to have any kind of sexuality or something?
>>109954046But Greg is done after Rose, stop shipping him
>>109995509>>109995509you are, unless you look or sound or act like something else. then you ARE something else or tumblr will kill you
>>109995541Rose would have wanted him to move on and be happy, anon. and smash out her closest friend because she was a closet cuckqueen, change my mind
>>109954141Man, that's a whole lot of words you just said there
>>109956487How do I get a girlfriend like Yellow Diamond
>>109996045I'm imagining the hundreds of years Pearl had to listen to Rose gush over humans and it doesn't add up
>>109996546I feel like rose loved greg as a person even more than she loved him as a partner. Part of that is accepting that they have to seek their own happiness when you're, for whatever reason, no longer around. Really, I think Rose would have been mortified to know that Greg hadn't seen anyone since her passing.The only person on the show that I personally see showing the same sort of attraction and affection towards Greg, overt or not, is Pearl.
>>109954141but she's canonically gay. It doesn't matter what internet people do, they could ship her with entire the cast of Crying Breakfast Friends, she's still a big ol' dyke for giant pink haired women. stop freaking out.
>>109992273lol steven ran to her as she showed up
>>109954012>OP sounds like Tumblr copypasta.It's been posted here before and is a 4chan RP Thread copypasta from 4chan playing "Tumblr users" and RPing both "Tumblr users" and "4chan users mad at Tumblr users" back and forth in RP threads. So yes it's another copypasta.
>>109953745I too oppose GregxPearl, but only because it would ruin the far superior GregxAmethyst ship.
>>109999981Anon it's an RPer. I hate to break it to you but no one on 4chan ever uses "cishet" unironically even on the fag board. That's how obvious the troll bait and RP shit here is now.
>>109953745>Pearl strongLOLOLOLOLShe's a fucked up selfish cuntAlso>Lonely lesbian>Not getting into a relationship with the first nice guy who makes her feel good>Not getting absolutely SMASHED in a quasirapey way by the first well hung Chad/Jamal who reminds her of the times she furiously shilicks or imagines getting raped to get off fast while having bad sex with a terrible one night stand.
>>109999981Tell that to the loser cunts who keep bitching about canon lesbians not getting any play or attention from men after they are confirmed lesbian. Shit, they even go so far as to get pissed at and insult men for not wanting to plow their 2D lesbian heroines/shlickables.It's fucking weird.
You'd maybe wrench out of Pearl that because Rose loved Greg and Greg is Steven's father she'll claim to have an "obligation" to look out for his well being but she actually cares for him on some level even if it's platonic or otherwise.
>>109955316>I-I don’t like you! I’m just marrying you! It’s important for Steven to have a stable home environment, don’t get any ideas!
>>110001819>far superior >entire episode dedicated to how they bring out the worst of each other
Pearl is going to get that fat daddy dick and you are going to like it.
mods are asleeppost bad gems
I ship every gem with each other, every gem with Steven, every gem with Connie, every gem with Greg, and depending on the mood I'm in Greg with Connie.Basically everybody fucks each other nonstop after young Greg taught the gems about sex, and they went on to teach Steven and Connie at way too young of an age
>>110003878welp that's it I'm for this ship now
>>109953745put me in the screencap
>>110003878fukking kek. Do it Rebecca. I'll buy all the SU merchandise if you do. Hear me CN? This shit would beat anything else you could do with this show at this point
>>110003878Gems feel right? They shapeshift the parts with nerves and sensation
>>109953745Pearl is a sexually frustrated woman who has to put up with raising her unrequited love's screwed up Caliban, has no friends but a bully and a weird autist, is stuck in Beach City save for the occasional trip to Homeworld, and the closest thing to a hobby she has is annoying the townies. She's got issues.
I just read that Greg almost fucking swears in the movie, someone confirm this for me
>>110007802Twice yeah. He stops on the first letter.
>>110007814>Greg is the first character in the series to even get that close to swearing on screen>After all the "let Pearl say FUCK!!!!" memesfuck me that's great
>>109953745>everyone taking this obvious fucking baitwell played anon
>>110007530Pearl was a friendless incel until she got laid at the rock show Amethyst took her to. She can do better than some 40 year old balding man.
>>109953745Don't worry lads, I've got this one, I speak Social Justice.>Excuse me but check your privileged, Rebecca Sugar is a proud, non-binary bisexual woman and you're attempting to erase her personal lived experience which she chooses to represent through the character of Pearl.Your bigotry is showing if you don't believe a woman can be both Queen and Bisexual depending on how they're feeling that day, sexuality is a spectrum, not a switch. You're seriously harming the LGBTQA+ community with your divisive concern trolling and toxic behavious.>Also, you're invading someone elses safe space sweety, I can't even imagine how many bisexuals are on this board that you've just harmed with your ignorance.Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a troll and they didn't bother to even take the basic Duolingo on Social Justice before posting this shit.
>>110007869Lars nearly dropped an F-bomb in the first season.The question is was he going to say faggot or fucking faggot?
>>109964171>grabbing many pussies simultaneously would include grabbing 4 at once, and grabbing one 4 times at once
>>109959480>The virgin Stevonnie: flat ass>No mention about Steg's godly ass
>>110008197How can you be independent together?
>>110008085>Right, if that doesn't get them to fuck off then we know it's just a trollIt's just a troll copypasta/b8 from here. Get ready to see it 5,000 times more on /co/.Real tumblr-tier SJWs just don't come to 4chan in normal circumstances. If these pastas aren't troll-written their tumblr pastas reposted here for b8 purposes. I mean no shit.
>>109953884>>109953918>>109959480I dropped this right after the episode peridot first appeared.I don't regret it.
>>109954259holy shit what the fuck is this
Pearl cries during sex because she feels conflicted but loves it so much
>>109954747L Rob Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L Ron Hoyabimbay.