DEET IS NEAT!
>>109952955I want to yeet Deet down the street, preferably into oncoming traffic.
this poor mystic probably didn't see that coming.haha get it?
Make hand dick and it's accurate
>>109953090Cringe and bluepilled
>>109952955Do gelflings canonically like headpats?
>>109953122And then he burned to death.
>"She was not conscious of degradation in her punishment; she had been bidden to bow her head and endure the lash from the earliest years she could remember. According to the only creed she knew, silence and fortitude and strength were the greatest of all the virtues. She stood now in the cross-lights among the lilies as she had stood when a little child, erect, unquailing, and ready to suffer, insensible of humiliation because unconscious of sin, and because so tutored by severity and exposure that she had as yet none of the shy shame and the fugitive shrinking of her sex. She had only the boldness to bear, the courage to be silent, which she had had when she had stood among the same tall lilies, in the same summer radiance, in the years of her helpless infancy. She uncovered herself to the lash as a brave hound crouches to it; not from inborn cowardice, but simply from the habit of obedience and of endurance. He had ever used her as the Greeks the Helots; Skeksis always beat her when she was in fault to teach her to be faultless, and when without offense beat her to remind her that she was the offspring of humiliation and a slave. They took, as they have taken in an earlier time, a thick rope which lay coiled upon the turf ready for the binding of some straying boughs; and struck her with it, slowly. The arm had lost somewhat of its strength, and the power was unequal to their will. Still rage for the loss of his copper pieces and the sense that she had discovered the fraudulent intention of his small knavery lent force to his feebleness; as the scourge whistled through the air and descended on her shoulders it left bruised swollen marks to stamp its passage, and curling, adder-like, bit and drew blood."
For the guy who wanted this one last thread
>>109953483Spent whole season thinking it was same character and was confused in ep 10. Good job anon.
Imagine how nice it must've felt when Brea hugged the Scroll Keeper
>>109953410>There was no welcome for her: she went out into the air, thinking the woods, even at midwinter, could not be so lonesome as was that cheerless house.The sun was shining through a rift in the stormy clouds, and the white roofs, and the ice-crusted waters, and the frosted trees were glittering in its light. She wondered where the fizzgig was who never had failed to greet her,—a yard farther on she saw him. He was stretched stiff and lifeless beside the old barrel that had served him as a kennel; his master had begrudged him the little straw needful to keep him from the hurricanes of those bitter nights; and he had perished quietly without a moan, like a sentinel slain at his post—frozen to death in his old age after a life of faithfulness repaid with blows. She stood by him awhile with dry eyes, but with an aching heart. He had loved her, and she had loved him; many a time she had risked a stroke of the lash to save it from his body; many a time she had sobbed herself to sleep, in her earlier years, with her arms curled round him, as round her only friend and only comrade in bondage and in misery. She stooped down, and kissed him softly on his broad grizzled forehead, lifted his corpse into a place of shelter, and covered it tenderly, so that he should not be left to the crows and the kites, until she should be able to make his grave in those orchards which he had loved so well to wander in, and in which he and she had spent all their brief hours of summer liberty and leisure. She shuddered as she looked her last on him; and filled in the snow above his tomb, under the old twisted pear-tree, beneath which he and she had so often sat together in the long grasses, consoling one another for scant fare and cruel blows by the exquisite sympathy which can exist betwixt the fizzgig and the gelfling when the two are alone, and love and trust each other only out of all the world.
>>109953410>>109953555This prose is way too qualified for a torture fanfic. Does /lit/ also browse these threads?
>>109953596I'm pretty sure it's from some other work just altered a bit to have Dark Crystal woven in
>>109953526For brea or for skekOk
>>109953410What the hell is this
>>109953827Abusefaggots force their way into threads with wanton disregard for actual discussion, posting the same shitty pasta and art every thread. It should be a bannable offense tbqh.
Reminder that the Heretic and Wanderer will never be unified.
>>109953888What's wrong with abuse stuff? It hurts no one except Deet of course
>>109953951It's cringy to read.
>>109954022SkekOk probably hasn't been hugged ever
>>109954011>It's cringy to read.Well, to be fair, Edgy Muppets of Uncanny Valley was pretty cringy to watch, so ...
>>109954140How is it cringy? Do you not like puppets?
>109953951>109954140Jesus, abusefags are beyond predictable>show has innocent character>spam entire threads with cringe abuse porn and pasta of said character instead of just taking it to /aco/ or something>ruin discussion>"haha it's all just fun guys y so mad :))">repeat ad nauseamAnd it's just gotten worse and worse lately
>>109954140Leave this place
>>109953951You faggots ruined the Tangled threads
>>109954140If you don't watch the show and only come to spam abusefaggotry fuck off no one likes you
>>109954140Why are you here then?
what I dont get is that abusefags are going to get *exactly* what they want next season with Deet slowly poisoning everything around her and watching the natural world she loves crumble into ash so why even bother writing their own stuff???Plus she almost gets vored multiple times during the series. Just fap to that you shitters.
>>109954206Don't even remind me, it hurts too much. A mere few months ago everyone was hyped out of their minds for the remotest bit of S3 info on one of the comfiest shows to come out in recent memory. Now those threads are an absolute ghost town because abusefags drove away any and all actual discussion with their godawful spam. I'm pretty sure they ban evade too because it just kept on fucking going ALL THE TIME.Left unchecked, they WILL kill threads whenever the fuck they want.Don't let it happen here. We don't need another fantastic show lost to their absolute and complete faggotry.
>>109954475>abusefags are going to get *exactly* what they want next season with DeetNot at all. What we want is less dignifying, literal abuse like Skeksis chaining down Deet and using her as a servant/slave, not some greek tragedy stuff.
>>109954618fuck off. abuseposting isn't worse than skekposting. both are equally awful.
>>109954657>not some greek tragedy stuffThe drama happens off-stage in greek tragedy.
>>109953122Oh good God, you're right. I didn't think about skekTek's counterpart. Man, being a Mystic must be such fucking hell with all the shit that Skeksis get up to and put you through without warning.
>>109953090>DeetThat's not how you spell Seladon
So, how much did Netflix ruin Henson's world with their #WOKE SJW pandering garbage?
>>109954618Skekfags are the actual cancer of these threads, not abusefags.
>>109954722>One of the Mystics just fucking explodes out of nowhere
>>109954777It's just shitty roleplaying and skeksis smut.>>109954809I'm not an abusefag, bu it's better than to see HMMMMMMMMMM shitposting.
>>109954765>>109954690Do you mean the HMMMM posting or something else?
>>109953936Or will they be whole again in the afterlife? Only Archer knows for sure.
>>109954777You'll learn soon enough
Another one I cooked upWhy the fuck is Deet so hard to draw
>109954857>not an abusefag>better to see than an on-topic memeFuck off abusefag
>>109954857>>109954874This, roleplaying and skekposting is the problem. I don't think abuse even became a problem until RPfags started making an issue for it. Just because the vast majority of people who post abuse actually create oc.
>>109954900Why is it backwards?
>>109954777Some people in this thread unironically love to sexualize necro monkey/vulture hybrid aliens. Thank to skekposting, these threads have become borderline /d/ material.
>>109954900LmaoAnd you drew her great, I'd just change up the eyes a little.
>>109953951It's pathetic and you should probably be in therapy instead of shitposting on 4chan
>>109954957>caring about some puppetI didn't know /a/ was also in these threads. It's usually your kind who confuses reality with fiction.
>>109955005So you've just more or less admitted that you don't care for the show then and just want to post abuse.
>People are arguing who's fetish is worse
>abusefags trying to shift blame to based HMMMMMMMM postersPathetic. Post Deets.
All this bitchin is worse than the shit they're bitchin about
>>109955036I only like this show because there's gelfling abuse in it. That's the same reason why I also liked the movie. Some watch for the porn, some for plot, and I watch it for the abuse.
>>109954989Fresh from the MS Paint ovens.
>109954931>109955069>abuse spam is ok because it's oc guisePeople horny for some lizards is absolutely annoying but literally nothing newAbusefaggotry is a recent plagueYou literally pulled the EXACT same fucking bullshit in Tangled threads spamming shit to make it seem like everyone loves your faggotry when it was no doubt just one person spamming.Fuck off.
>>109955036But even the show has more than average abuse.
>>109955133>You literally pulled the EXACT same fucking bullshit in Tangled threadsI dont even watch Tangled and amaze at the same time as how can aynone watch that borefest. You must be confusing with someone else.
which skeksis has the strongest belief in states rights?
>>109955133It's not abusefaggotry when the show itself has sufficient abuse in it. It becomes abuseposting when it's forced. Go cry somewhere else faggot.
>>109955133I think it is pretty clear that abuse has majority community support.
>109955185>109955217Yup, it's abusefag.
>>109955069Please seek help.
>>109955197All except the Heretic, since the Skeksis are the state.
>>109955133Why don't you watch Strawberry Shortcake anon? I'm sure the audience you want is there.
>>109955133I think you are psychotic. Nobody knows what your talking about.
>>109953936it's nice that even though they're not together, they're still togethercrackhead lizard and pothead lizard, living in peace tripping balls in the desert
>>109955248>>109955241>>109955238>>109955217>>109955185>>109955140>>109955133>>109955069>>109955047>>109955036>>109955005Have sex, with each other
>>109955133Stop ruining the thread. We're perfectly entitled to post in this thread.
>>109955197Obviously skekSil. He was all about loosening the leash to let the gelfling have more freedom so they would be more easily placated.
>>109955133Look how many replies you got. You and your RP lot are the minority here.
ABUSEFAG FUCK OFF
>>109955133>this is what RPfags believe
>>109955133It's funny how you bitch about abuse when the show is basically torture porn on some occassions.
>>109955133Leave us alone.
>Skeksis posters vs Gelfling abuse postersShouldn't they be the same people?.https://youtu.be/kcHxd2s2PaI
>>109955432It's complicated, okay?
>>109952955i wonder what she smells like?i like to think she smells like wet earth,like fertile soil,i love that smell
>>109955432Thought they were going to strip her naked for a second there. Like they did with Chamberlain in the movie.
>>109955506>i wonder what she smells like?Salty dirt and wing ointment.
>>109955238>majority community support.>on an anonymous online Chinese book binding forumIt's like you think everyone is as retarded as you are
>>109955677Fuck DeetMarry DeetKill no one
>>109955739That's not how the game works
>>109955677Kill Rian because I hate his stupid face and how fucking boring he is all the time.Marry Deet because she is pure and in need of the most protection and care.Fuck Brea because maybe I can get her sisters to join in on it.
>>109955677I mean... that's not a very hard one. Fuck Brea, marry Deet, kill Rian. Zero hard decisions to be made.
>>109955794>>109955798This is how you do it filthy skekposter
>literally fucking NO ONE complained about skekposting until this very threadI WONDER WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE BEHIND THESE POSTS
>>109955568>Salty dirti have no idea what smell is that
>>109955940But you know the smell of grottan wing ointment?
I need pictures! Pictures of Deet in oversized sweaters!
>>109953251Why wouldn't they? They are canonically shown to enjoy other sorts of affection, such as hugging. Lots of characters hug. Hell, Jen and Kira slept cuddling on the first night they knew each other. They are sweet and innocent creatures by nature.Deet would probably love headpats.
>>109955677Here I made a better one
>NOOOOOOO SKEKPOSTING IS KILLING THE THREADS YOU NEED TO STOP FILTHY /TV/ IMMIGRANTS PLEASE YOU CAN'T KEEP BEING BASED YOU CAN'T KEEP SKEKPOSTING PLEASE STOPAhhh... No!
>>109956017Fuck skekSoMarry skekMalKill skekSil
>>109955956i assume it smells like the muscle oinment i use to use when i hurt myself,it smelled very strongly to mint
>>109953332In the movie he just kind of explodes and the other mystics don't really react. It's hilariously morbid.
>>109955940Salt some dirt and take a whiff.
Kek. Why did they decide to make the Emperor look baked out of his mind in this?
>>109956017I do I get a Skeks GF?...
>>109956138They're probably used to it by that point, honestly. They all must have resigned themselves to the idea that the skeksis are just going to randomly die and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>109956067Absolutely basedIt's had its roots in Dark Crystal threads before the series even came out, skekposting is wonderful. And is nothing... NOTHING cringe spammers can do.
>>109956088The only right answer. SkekSo is too unhinged for a long-term relationship, but he might be good for a quick crazy-fuck. SkekMal will be a dedicated partner as long as you can take care of shit at home for him to visit between hunts, and he'd be good protection against skekSo if his crazy ass tried to booty call you again in the middle of the night. SkekSil simply can't be trusted and it's better for everyone to take him out of the picture.
>>109956154Show me an image where a Skesis doesn't look baked.
Quick someone post the simpsons do it for her image of Deet !
>>109956281Already gave it to ya in the other thread but here ya go
>>109956301kek thanks !!
>>109954764Surprisingly little.One of the MCs had 2 dads, but that was pretty much it. I was pleasantly surprised at how little politics was shoehorned into it.The Gelfling clans are matriarchal, but that was established in the novels way back, so it never struck me as forced woke shit, just interesting world building. The actresses in the making-of documentary praised all the the "muh strong feminist heroins" and all that, but honestly I couldn't see what they were talking about. The female leads were simply well written.
>>109954900>Why the fuck is Deet so hard to drawdon't make her eyes completely black.deet has a thin golden iris visible most of the time, and even a bit of sclera (the white part) also always add reflection and hilights in the eye.especially with eyes this big. it make theme much more alive and it shows that they're eyes and not some empty black holes.and deet has messy hair. not nicely rounded like that.
>>109956343>The actresses in the making-of documentary praised all the the "muh strong feminist heroins" and all that, but honestly I couldn't see what they were talking aboutIt's made worse when you consider said strong female leads are the reason everything goes to shit>Seladon: Tells Skeksis her mother and family are traitors>Skeksis kill her mother right in front of her>Seladon: "How could my sister do this?"
>>109956343Strong heroine used to just mean strongly written heroine. A wife being a good spouse can be strongly written. It’s kinda just a buzzword now.
>>109954900>Why the fuck is Deet so hard to drawikr?btw, just add a few specks of light and reflection to her eyes, it'll stop them looking like black holes.>>109955677Fuck BreaKill RianMarry Deet>>109955975I'll consider it.
>>109956343being able to fly is pretty OP in a setting where no one has shit like planes or such so the female gelfings being in control makes sense
>>109956419>>Seladon: Tells Skeksis her mother and family are traitors>>Skeksis kill her mother right in front of her>>Seladon: "How could my sister do this?"Someone please make this edit.
>>109956544sounds like ur typical empowered feminist in a nutshell !
So it's pretty obvious that everybody wants to skeet in Deet.The question is, would you want to do it as your big human self, or as an appropriately sized Gelfling?
>>109956966>would you want to do it as your big human self, or as an appropriately sized Gelfling?Neither. I want her to be human sized.
>>109956966Both would be different but great
>>109956966I'd stay human, picking up a tiny gelfling would feel pretty chadly.
>>109956343Maybe they're from the old school where being strong didn't mean Deet couldn't have Hup protect her or Mira killed off or Seladon be BTFO or Augrha fuck absolutely everything up. There's no perfect character, male or female, and nobody gets off scott free in this one. Everyone who develops earns their development, and if that's what they call a strong feminist hero then they have the right idea.Even the Matriarchal society is portrayed as just a susceptible to fear and manipulation as a male one would be, 4/7 of the Maudras fall in line when the Skeksis are revealed and Sealdon sends one of the dissenters packing with... force powers? I still don't get that one admittedly.
>>109957109I think she grabbed her mid-air and pulled her down.
>>109956017Fuck skekSilMarry SkekMalKill the rotting alien bird
>>109956017k skekso because he looks the most disgustingf skeksil because his pillow talk is probably outta this worldm skekmal because he seems honest, brings home the bacon (don't ask) and can keep you safe
>>109954618I too am in mourning for my beloved princess.
>>109957913It's ok anon, he lacked V I G O R and left as soon as he got called out on his bullshit. Fucking pathetic lmao
>>109954766>be Master>be chilling with your urRu mates - Monk and Peacemaker>working on this killer sand painting>bitches love sand paintings>suddenly Peacemaker drops his stick and keels over, grabbing his gut>cries out in pain>turn to Monk for help>she explodes into goo in front of you>turn back to Peacemaker>that look in his eyes>that confusion>that fear>he cries out again and grabs his side as blood pours out of some unseen wound>the air rushes out of his longs and he suddenly fades out of existence>stand their in shock trying to figure out what the fuck just happened
>Blood splashing onto the birds face as SkekTek viciously beats one of the slaves to deathThis shit is pretty hardcore for a kids show
>>109958292I like how Skektek freaks out about the cage because of the peeper beetle
>>109958221Despite the rating, I don't really think it's for kids, unless they're really into monsters. The skeksi are just a wee bit too intimidating and the things they do too awful and unpunished.
>>109958340Probably not really young kids, but I could see 10 year old me absolutely loving every moment of this show.
>>109958340I rewatched the Trial by Stone scene and even in such a relatively tame scene I could see kids being scared of that. All these cruel, ugly monsters wailing and screaming.
>>109958314Hah, Didn't notice that.
>>109956966Is this even a real question?Human self x Gelfling female.Why would I want a tiny male gelfling penis?...
So what's the significance of the vision with Deet on SkekSo's throne?
>>109958390Brea is best girl.
>>109958399Absolutely terrified me as a 7-8 year old. You don't know what's going on, what they are doing, or how they are possible, just that they are fucking scary.
>>109958497Chamberlain's scream really sells it. During the challenge and when he's being banished for losing.
We need a Deet version of this.
>>109958526>BY THE LAW, HE MUST PAY!skekZok must have been waiting fucking ages to get to exercise the random "If the Haakskeekah stone breaks from some absolute madman's swing for some reason, strip and utterly btfo the loser" clause he put somewhere ages ago.
>>109955197They better make Na the hardest, brutalest motherfucker around. Or else give him depth that no one would have expected.
It's going to be hard to watch the rest of the series knowing that everyone will fail to stop the Skeksis.
>>109958610>Spend millennia having to listen to HMMMMMMM every single dayEvery Skeksis alive was just waiting for the day they finally had an excuse to wipe that smug look of SkekSil's face.
>>109958664SKEKSIS ALWAYS WIN BABY
>>109958490Actually, Deet is, but it's an honest mistake.
>>109958698And they still did at the end of the movie
>>109958664Yeah they basically slaughter everyone in the end. So get ready to see your waifus eventually end up dead.
>>109958652I wonder if he comes up with the idea of the reflector to focus the crystal beam for both essence and enslavement of its victim and not just popping out of existence.
>>109958171It seems like the emperor's finger and nose problems didn't transfer over to the master. Wonder why that is.
>>109958221You can even hear his muffled screams through his sewn lips.
>>109958698>OOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHs your path
>>109958764You can hear him gurgling as he dies after the beating
>>109958698Can¨t get over the fact that Skeksil gets away with everything and gets to merge.
How do mystics even compete?
>>109958698>>109958714>>109958888The skeksis don't really win at the end of the movie. Their ultimate goal is to live forever and never rejoin with their other halves. I think it's made pretty clear that the skeksis will essentially be punished by reuniting with the good side of them inside the urskeks' minds where their impulsive and negative behaviors will be limited by their conscience. Their punishment is essentially imprisonment within the minds of the urskeks.
>>109958888The movie is pretty disappointing compared to the series, SkekSil should have had far more of a grand send off than just being a footnote in the merge.
>>109958888He even gets quads!
>>109958966And dubs! Fuck, he can't keep getting away with this.
>>109958568Nah, should be Seladon.
>>109959007Seladon is for hatefucking!
>>109958963Yeah, the Emperor makes that pretty clear in his convo with the General. All they wanna do is contunue their dastardly deeds for as long as possible and run away from their guilt no matter how unrealistic their desires may be as fate forces it anyway. The UrSkeks may have gotten away with most of the shit they pulled as the Skeksis, but as whole beings they'll have to answer to their own insurmountable guilt when reunited again; either by death, or the crystal.
>>109958888>>109958966I'll get even greater than quads and all gelflings will be avenged!
>>109959104Who opened the larder? My dinner is whining at me.
you think they will have Benedict Wong (who voiced skekVar, The General) also voice skekUng?
>>109958963>Their punishment is essentially imprisonment within the minds of the urskeks.But it's not as if the skeksis become trapped within another mind, they become another being entirely. Heretic did evil things as Conqueror, but still wants to merge, it must be a somewhat good thing for the skeksis too. They are already mostly miserable fucks. I feel the "punishment" was them being split in the first place.
>>109959245Definitely not. Although if they keep at it with the celeb casting, it'll be hard to find a VA who could match Ung's voice of they're going for an A-lister.
>>109959279There's two ways to look at it: Either the skeksis are in a sense imprisoned within the urskeks' minds, or the merge causes the skeksis to cease existing as the urskeks are new beings that simply retain the memories of what happened while they were split apart. Either outcome is not favorable for the skeksis who want to keep being nefarious and guilt-free forever. The Heretic is more in touch with his other half, so he just wants to become a single being again to restore the natural order, even if that means destroying his current self to do so. He's simply more selfless than the other skeksis.
W O N D E R F U L !
>>109959379I'm curious if the nail in his head made him crazy and he's basically the Phineas Gage of skeksis, or if he went crazy and decided to nail that scarf to his fucking skull.
If the majority of skeksis completely lack the halves that can empathize, care for 'lesser' beings and feel guilt, can they even really be faulted for their actions? In their half-person state?
>>109959418Probably punishment for speaking HERESY.
>>109959418I personally think the nail came from the Skeksis' punishment of him when he requested that they embrace unity.
>>109959318Just let Cumberbatch do it. He knows how to growl and scream autistically.
>>109958966>No one can stop the CHADberlain
>>109959431Yes, because they clearly know that what they're doing is wrong. They call their own actions evil, monstrous, and nefarious on multiple occasions.
>>109959514I ought to have my garthim break your legs for calling me a no one!
>>109959431But the Skeksis do seem to feel a twisted sort of empathy, they genuinely seem upset when Hunter is dying, SkekTek actually seems to care about his bird pet, and of course then you have Heretic realizing that he wanted to be merged and his conquest wasn't the greatest thing he's ever done. Hell, in the speech between the General and SkekSo they actually do mention they remember feeling shame after the split.Ultimately it seems like the Skeksis do retain a small part of their other halves, but it's severely lessened and they intentionally try to repress it.
>>109959494I'd be down. His Smaug voice showed he can do a booming and imposing lizard monster voice pretty well.
>>109959527Yes but they seem to lack the ability to think its shameful or not "normal" being evil and nefarious, instead it's commended. This is typical for many fantasy villains, but difference is in this they are literally separated from the part of them that is able to give a fuck.
>>109959494I can see it.https://youtu.be/IQ2gCi9caL8Around the eight and a half minute mark he does a good booming, angry voice.
>>109959418Maybe it's to keep his brains in after a trepanning accident.
>the Bowie didn't live to do a skeksis voice
>>109955677drain drain drain>>109956017fuck Mal, hes /fit/marry the Emperor and inherit his thronekil Sil before he kills me
>>109959753Eh, I dunno if he'd fit. If we're talking about Henson franchises to revive using him, something Labyrinth related with this level of soul would have been a better fit. Of course we'll never know, rip.>>109959770Nice of you to join us on /co/ skekUng
>>109959536Yeah. They aren't 100% malicious/evil.Or, Skeksil might be.
>>109959536>>109959822It's the whole yin-yang thing. Each half retains a tiny speck of the other.
>>109959822SkekSil has the interests of the Skesis survival as a whole at heart , he's sort of a Kissinger type: whatever it takes to keep his faction on top. However, he also wants that fucking chair.
>>109959822>Skeksil might beSkekSil was the only one who suggested going easy on the essence and only taking what they needed so they didn't completely burn through all the Gelflings, he's definitely the most ambitious of the lot but seems fairly level headed.
>>109960159>level headed.He murdered the General for taking his chair (for a short while) and stepping on his hand, after gaining his trust, because he was that fucking offended.
>>109960113>>109960159He is smarter and better at controlling his urges compared to some of the others, but he also commits the biggest sin in skeksis culture and kills one of their own, solely because of that seat. Killing the General and someone the Emperor confided in and liked was not for the better of his kind.
You know the villains are good when anons write post after post trying to psychoanalyze them.
>>109960159>SkekSil was the only one who suggested going easy on the essence and only taking what they needed so they didn't completely burn through all the GelflingsI mean... arguing against immediate genocide in favor of turning your subjects into livestock isn't exactly benevolent altruism.
>>109960529>subjectsthey are livestock they barely live thirty trine!
>>109959379when i first heard the Heretic, i thought he sounded like one of the bandits from Borderlands, but then was surprised to find out he's voiced by Andy Samberg
>>109960529One option has everyone dieThe other has the majority living happy healthy lives with a handful of "voluntary" sacrifices every trine.
>>109960761>dick puppetry in a boxS U R .... P R I S E
>>109959753>>the Bowie didn't live to do a skeksis voiceNeither did Tony Jay.
>>109960788Oh yeah, and Bill Hader plays the Wanderer.
>>109960700Or, Option C - they don't kill any gelfling
>>109960867I wonder who could be behind this post...
Is Skeksil the Sheev of Dark Crystal?
>>109960867>don't kill any gelflingYou lost me.
>>109960867Now where would be the fun in that?
>>109959536I think they only cared about the Hunter dying because of what it meant for the rest of them, but I agree with your other points
>>109960867Need the essence to stay alive, not an option.
>>109960970I think that was only one aspect of it, but it also looked like they did actually have a deep respect for the Hunter, even after his "death" SkekSo demanded ritual master preform proper death rights for him despite no such thing existing for Skeksis.
>>109961180True, but they always say that funerals aren't really for the deceased but for the people left behind. The Skeksis, especially the Emperor, are terrified of turning to dust and being forgotten. I find it very telling that the ritual which meets their approval involves fixing his supposedly dead body up like a grotesque puppet and putting him on his seat so they can act like nothing has changed. I can't imagine the Hunter would have wanted that if he really did die at that time.
Tossing up possibilities for a little illustrated fanfic.May or may not happen, but I'll share my scribbles anyway.
>>109961399Not sure what's going on, but it looks great Anon!
>>109961399Kindness of Chamberlain from Skeksis point of view.
>>109961433Neither am I, I made it up as I went along with the general theme in mind of "Chamberlain, friend".
>>109959418It seems to keep his weird scarf/ fake beard thing tied together around his face.
>>109961491You did great anyway! skekSil looks great and I love how you drew the gelfling villagers, they're adorable.
>>109960909Nope. It's SkekUng. The last and greatest emperor. The Garthim Master and General to the force that wiped out the Gelflings. He's even the UrSkek who talks to Jen and Kira as their united selves' representative at the end.
>>109958664the skeksis eventually get their comeuppance though
>>109961581>"Sorry for commandeering the army that directly led to the genocide of your species bro">wooshes awayClassic UngIm!
>>109959358either way, the skeksis lose
>>109960909>>109961581Why did the movie's main antagonist pretty much just brushed to the side during the finale?
>>109955677Fuck Brea because fucking royalty is always fun (Plus sisters for foursome)Marry Deet because she is pure and needs protecting and I need that purity in my lifeKill Rian because he's boring>>109956017Fuck Skekmal HE'D FUCK MEMarry Skekso because get to join in on Skeksil feasts and banterKill Skeksil because HmmmMMMmmm
>>109961730Because The Dark Crystal was a bad movie only remembered for the Skeksis puppets and sustained by worthless fanfiction for decades until it was finally turned into a worthwhile product.
>>109961399>so , which are the lucky seven volunteers coming to have candy with Chamberlain hmmmmmm?
>>109958652That would be cool. I want skekna to be an awful motherfucker, even by skeksis standards. Just a non-comedic reminder of why slavery is so bad.
Anyone else notice the black dudes head in the 10th episode?
>>109962115The one behind the cage?
>>109955197It's hard to feel sorry for the Podling slaves after seeing what they're like free
>>109962193Yea lmao. I thought I was just seeing things the first watch
>>109961730They’re setting things up, as it stands I am looking forward to seeing SkekUng and finding out what he was before he was Garthim Master/General. Also, it’s kinda funny that while he seems to hate SkekSil it’s SkekSil who set things up for his rise in the ranks, first with the Garthim project, then by killing SkekVar and opening up the General’s role, and finally with the Trial of Stone.
>>109962115>>109962193>>109962304when was this?
>>109962320When skektek is fucking the gruenaks in his lab
>>109952955I want to lewd a gelflings ears
So why didn't SkekMal degenerate as fast as the others? Could it be that he found a connection to Thra while surviving in the forest? Even Aughra said that he was the "most beautiful" of the Skeksis.
>>109961850I love this! post more cute Deet please!
>>109962436I wanna softly massage Deet's ears and hear her barely contained whimpers of ecstasy.
>>109962451>So why didn't SkekMal degenerate as fast as the others?/fit/ lifestyle, dude probably kept himself in peak conditon all his life>Could it be that he found a connection to Thra while surviving in the forest? Even Aughra said that he was the "most beautiful" of the Skeksis.That's heavily implied to be the case for both him and Archer.
>>109962451Could be that, could be that he didn't abuse the crystal and essence and kept himself in shape through constant exercise.The crystal pretty much seems like a drug, the more you take the more dependent you become, and thus the worse your withdrawal symptoms get. I mean the scientist was able to push the fucking General around like a little bitch because he went only a few hours without essence.
>>109962510I imagine she's starved for any kind of gentle contact. She'd probably let anyone touch her ears
>>109962586Are you implying my waifu's a slut?
>>109962673She's a dollar store floozy. But can you blame her? Knife ears like her are lewd by nature.
>>109962673She’s a slut in the making for the first big, affectionate man to gently manhandle her; guy is going to be rewarded with an extremely cute, dedicated, and enthusiastic dick sleeve, willing to do any down and dirty thing you could ask for, with the caveat that if you can’t satisfy her she WILL go to the next guy who can. So better stock up on viagra and start kegelcising if you want to keep her.
>>109962717PerfectAlso>I loved you with all I had...>I'm sorry it wasn't enoughSeladon was a bitch but that line really got to me
>>109962932She was a cunt and a snitch, but I can understand where she gets her mommy issues from. She was the oldest and the heir, so she had the most responsibility heaped onto her, most likely from an early age. Meanwhile Brea gets to be mommy's favorite.
>>109962995This. It's a wise lesson on not fucking up your kids. And maybe teach them some critical thinking skills. Momma deserved what she got desu.
This is it. My magnum opus. Nothing I ever do will top this.
>>109963710>skekposters vs abusefags.png
>>109959460This comforts me anon. Thank you.
>>109963710>The horror with subtle hints of unwanted arousal.Well done you sick son of a bitch.
>>109960867>>109962596>Pre-series Emperor demands Scientist find a new way to stay immortal.>Instead of the draining-process Scientist invents treadmill and diet-plans.>Is immediately peeper-beetle'd.
I'm gonna draw gelfling mind control porn with Tavra and Fara getting Threaded.Would you guys like that or is that too weird?
>>109963710Glorious. Saved for future generations.
>>109964146Nothing is too weird here anon. Do it if you want to.
>>109964146lmao do it
>>109964184>>109964201Now I just have to figure out how to not make them too weird looking.
Did Heretic somehow die at the end?
>>109962305skekUng's counterpart was UrIm The Healer. So whatever he was, it was probably pretty bad. >>109962451A combination of a more active, less excessive lifestyle, not using the Crystal, and, likely, not being around the place where somebody was dabbling in dark sorcery. The Garthim Master, Slave Master, and the Mariner are probably in better shape for the same reason.
>>109964234No, they just wandered off and left Hup to mind the Archer.
>>109964270It looked like their was a pile of robes and ash at the end that I thought was Heretic.
>>109964320Where was this?
>>109964324Right when Hup was going for the magical orb to take Lore with him on the last episode.
>>109964146Yeah that's fine. Just spoiler it if is nsfw and don't spam it. It's not the abusefaggotry itself we don't like, it's the spamming and samefagging.And the abusefaggotry
>>109964346This? Just looks like discarded junk and rubbish to me. I don't think Heretic and Wanderer are the tidiest pair.
>>109954690Categorically false. Skek posters are at least on topic and not /trash refugees fresh off an archived fluffy thread
>>109964424Heretic has to do all the cleaning because Wanderer is too slow I presume, so there's probably not a lot of cleaning going on.
>>109964438Heretic is the manic side, Wanderer is the depressive side. Wanderer can't be bothered, Heretic gets distracted.
>>109964424Oh, my bad. When I first saw it I mistook it for a pile of clothes. Good to know they're both alive.
>>109964424I wonder if that's detritus that blows in off the wind or do they loot mummified travelers in the sands.Or are the Dousan in on the whole thing and leave offerings of food
>>109964409I don't know what abusefagging is.
>>109964454>Or are the Dousan in on the whole thing and leave offerings of foodI actually would not be surprised if that's the case. The Dousan seem to know that something is up with the place.
>>109958340My nephews, not yet 5 and 7, apparently like the show.
>>109964470Hope they can handle the bludgeoning scene. That made me wince.
>>109964470When you're a kid you just roll with it. I doubt many kids would find the draining and essence consumption scenes particularly disturbing or "perverse", they'll just recognize what the skeksis are doing is evil.
Brea > Deet, fight me
>>109964524>fight menaw man, to each their own.
>>109956301Cringe and Gelfpilled>>109964495Based and HMMMMpilled
>>109964546I said fight me.Brea does so much more and has such a bigger role in uncovering the Skeksis than anyone else, for the most part of the season she's basically the main character.Deet is so overrated, she does nothing at all for most of the season until she sucks up the darkening in the final episode. Brea is a character, Deet is a plot device.
>>109964576You got that reversed muchacho. Deet and Brea have very similar personalities, but Brea serves only to drive the plot. Deet is important on the strength of her own character.Also Deet and Brea had a lovely talk about the All-Maudra, so this show passes the Bechdel Test
>>109964424>>109964438>Heretic and Wanderer are still alive during the movie but Heretic got it into his head to get the spring cleaning done in the circle of the suns before they moved out so they arrived a week late to the convergence, much to Jen and Kira's confusion.
>>109964605>character does stuff that matters>she's just driving the plot!Well yes that's how it works.>so this show passes the Bechdel TestYou can just piss off with that too.
Skeksis are Jews.
>>109964623>two "crazy uncle" characters move into the castle and help them revive the kingdom>Jen is hesistant at first, but when Kira takes to the Heretic Jen trusts her instincts>they have to wait another thousand trine to recombine, but they find solace that they are helping in some small way to make up for what the Conqueror once did>plus Lore is useful to have around
>>109964649>Wanderer how come none of the other mystics told me about you?>They...thought...what...we...do...with...puppets...wasn't...suitable...for...childlings
>>109964146Tavra and fara are fighters, so you could make them fit and muscular
>>109964677Just because female characters are strong-willed fighters doesn't mean they must have a masculine physique.
>>109964684What if they're literally a warrior like Tavra tho
>>109964623>>109964649>>109964668Hey, I have a headcanon now!
>>109964605Oh fuck off with your Bechdel test.
>>109964758Didn't Alien fail the Bechdel test, despite it being the best feminist film ever? I feel like there should be better ways of measuring it besides "two girls have a chat without talking about boys."
>>109964796Some of the most important works in fiction fail that test, some barely have women in them at all - and some have barely any men. It's a ridiculously biased 'test' that proves nothing and also completely ignores the theme of a work. A Separation fails that test because it is about a divorce in Iran, and that is one of the best films in recent years. I'd love to see a reverse Bechdel applied to men in romantical comedies, but I guess that's discrimination.
>>109964684He said fit, not masculine. And a female warrior would have an athletic body
>>109956017Fuck HunterKill EmperorMarry Chamberlain
>>109956017Fuck HunterMarry EmperorKill ChamberlainI have to kill SkekSil because as the Emperor's waifu I would be his next kill target.
>>109956017Kill every last one of themTHE GELFLINGS MASTER RACE MUST RULE THRA
>>109959661It's no different from sociopaths in real life. Sociopaths do bad things and don't feel remorse about it, but they're usually capable of distinguishing that what they're doing is seen by the majority as wrong. For this reason, we still hold them responsible for their actions because they're not so deluded to not know right from wrong, they simply don't care.
>>109958120Okay shitThe final sentence made me giggle
>>109953951You should go back to /b/
>>109955975Deets in sweaters! Was it you who requested it in the draw thread?
>>109958452Most anons already have one.
Is there established lore in the comics on how the Gelfling were living before the Skeksis came? I have a hard time believing they could survive peacefully long term, they're so tribal and naive.
>>109965871The show at least implies that gelfling weren't so tribal or separated in the past and those divisions were sown and deepened by the skeksis to keep the gelfling from rising up.
>>109965871Creation Myths, the prequel telling the story of the really early days, has them starting out even more naive, to the point where they don't even understand death and have to be educated on pretty much everything by Aughra. They certainly didn't seem to be so tribal then, but they were very primitive.If I recall correctly, after the urSkeks came they managed to uplift the Gelfling to true civilisation within one or two generations - Raunip's friend Tavra (presumably no relation) was first seen as a young tribal Gelfling living in a primitive hut, but died in her old age in a proper house.
>>109963730Skekposters held a god-tier defense against abusefag and his samefaggotry last night. I'm proud of you all.
>>109966650It was beautiful. We need to take a stand against abusefag
>>109954931Don't tell lies. Abusefags don't make content, and when they do they're either poor quality edits or Monki85 commissions
I gotta admit it was extremely satisfying to see this dumb cunt get BTFO by her lords and masters.
>>109966650>>109966735We don't clog up threads with incessant HMMMMM posting unlike you vulturefuckers.
>>109961791It really should have had another full act or two of world building and story to add to it all. I know audiences were taking a break from 3 hour long movies after the 50's and wouldn't get back into that mood til the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but the Dark Crystal should have been 3 fucking hours long. Have those Gelflings cross by something else besides forests and swamps. Give the Skeksis the internal, political infighting drama that was only teased a bit and only explained in the books. Hell, something more interesting could have been done when the Mystics arrived at the castle, but they just hypnotize the Skeksis into passively walking backwards into unification. It's pretty boring with a wonky story- but it's still one of the best produced movies with puppets.
>>109962115That's the guy who stepped down from being Elmo. I'm very surprised that no one has given a shit about Kevin Clash working again.
>>109967191Apparently Henson had already spent all his money on the product and was pretty frustrated by the results. A 3-hour movie would be an economical suicide.
>he's still at itWHEN WE FAIL OURSELVES
>>109966650>samefaggotryI have bad news for you anon.
>>109965871>I have a hard time believing they could survive peacefully long term, they're so tribal and naiveWhy not, as fas as we know, Thra is a relatively peaceful planet. Even the most dangerous stuff we've seen was a plant.
>>109967181Shitting up threads with nonstop guro and mindbreak bullshit is worse. No one likes you, we aren't gonna tolerate you anymore.Go jerk off in a fluffy thread you degenerate dogeater
So in the movie, when they find "the houses of the Old Ones", does that look like Stone-in-the-Wood to anyone else?The stone throne Kira sits in even looks a bit like Maudra Fara's.
>>109967340The sigil on the throne was different IIRC. It might have been the last refuge of the gelfling after getting their asses handed to them by the garthim.
>>109967325>we aren't gonna tolerate you anymoreSaid literally no one.
>>109967325>Shitting up threads with nonstop guro and mindbreak bullshit is worseNo it's not.
>>109967340I just rewatched the movie and I notice the throne Kira sat on has the farmer's wife heirloom symbol on it. Kira also has the same symbol on her clothing.
>>109967380So the Spriton or Drenchen capital, possibly?It is near Kira's swamp.
>>109967414I think that might be a general Gelfling symbol. It looks kind of Celtic to me.
>>109967402How is spamming torture porn on a blue board better than some retard role playing as a character in the show we made a thread to talk about?
>>109967402Mate you post multiple massive paragraphs of guro on a blue board, I mean sure it's sort of okay if it's about the thread's subject matter but to say that it's more acceptable than skeksis memes is plain wrong
she's a stinky cave dweller that never combs her fucking hair
>>109967571Nice sketch anon!
>Gets seat back>General thinks he did him big favor>General now willing to speak up on his behalf in front of Emperor>Fucking kills the General because muh seat anywaysWhat the fuck was his problem? General was quick to forget and forgive.
>>109967571Why would she use a comb? She might hurt something linving in there!
>>109967648This looks way better than I was expecting. The environments really look great. It looks like the delayed release was intentional because it looks pretty polished for the most part.
>>109967620He gets *a* seat, he doesn't get his original seat at the Emperor's side back until it's been emptied by the General's death and he's fully worked his way back into skekSo's good graces by giving him an excuse to run from the battle.
>>109967620>what is vengeance
>>109967648>chamberlain has a talk no jutsu attackfucking based
>>109966836>evil cunty one is the most fuckablewhy is this always so true , look at that fuckable mouth
>>109967477Just how is writing misearble deet fanfics is equal to guro stuff? Do you also consider books like cinderella and little princess as torture porn?
>>109952955Isn't Deet voiced by that black actress from GoT?
>>109967906No proper ranged option, though
>>109967958Yeah, more than half of AoR is voiced by GoT cast.
>>109967958yes but I don't hold it against her
>>109967964We need a skekSil version of this
>>109967996Really? I only counted 3, Deet, Maudra Fara and that soothsayer chick.
>>109967932We don't come here to read your creepy little fanfiction you assblasted faggot. We didn't like it, too bad, so sad, go post it somewhere else.
>>109968083High Quality Skekposting my friend
who else want to kiss deet?
>>109967958Yeah but she is a pretty black actress so it's okay
>>109967583thanks!>>109967626hair full of crawlies
>>109967932It's an assblasted waifufag
>>109956479>>109956411Okay, I tried it just to see if it would help. Problem is, I'm referring to the whole thing. The bone structure is completely off, and the only reason you'd know it's Deet is because she's next to skekDio.
>>109953410>>109953555Which one of you tasteless faggots ripped off Ouida?
Has anyone got this yet? Should I buy it? I am morbidly curious.
>>109954900she isn't , your waifu vision of her just contradicts with the weird monkey faced reality of how the gelfling puppets look. See how flat you made her face? That's not how she looks.
>>109968174yesyes I would like that very much
>>109968591Do it anon. Am not skeksis fucker, but I want to see what 50+ pages of evil demon bird monster porn looks like.
A new trailer for the SRPG came out. It's coming this winter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzJfDuQn28
>>109968174>>109968620the sad truth
>>109968667I am tempted. I would be able to post it on /aco/ despite it being /d/ material right? I know they have a gelfling thread up.
>>109968454Definitely an improvement. Her face's bone structure is still off though.>>109968386No problem! Great to see we have this many eager drawfriends already.
>>109967229That’s basically the result when you put up your own money to fund a movie. It’s a beautifully imaginative work, but that’s more or less the extent of it. It’s labyrinth without the catchy music, Jenifer Connolly or David Bowie.
>>109968710Top fucking kekThough it raises an interesting point. A handy anon could make his own wife
>>109968749There is xeno and monster shit on /aco/. But the no furry rule might be an issue. Skeksis are scalie/bird fucker /trash/ material.
>>109968454Honestly you're better off ignoring the puppets facial features! It'll just end up looking weird unless you do full shading. Just pick up the important details (big eyes, vague eyebrows, stubby nose, ears, messy hair..) and people will know.Mess up the hair a bit more and you got yourself a cute recognizable doot!
>>109952955Interesting...The main site isnt updated about new info. http://www.darkcrystal.com>Darkened CreaturesGarthimThe Skeksis made the Garthim from the memories of sea creatures in their first world, quickened by the light of the Dark Crystal, through the skill of skekTek the Scientist and the power of skekUng the Garthim Master. The strength of the Garthim was unbelievable, but their stupidity was incalculable. They lived in caverns beneath the Castle and left only to plunder the surrounding countryside, from which they returned with slaves for the Skeksis. Their sole purpose was to destroy all they found. The Gelfling understood this and lived in fear of them; the Pod People never understood this, and never realized they had any connection with the castle from which no Pod slaves returned to tell their story.
So the Satirist is the Heretic?
>>109968591I got it. It's fucking dope. Well worth it.
>>109969339No, the Satirist is one of the ones mentioned as being away from the castle, skekLi. The Heretic, skekGra, used to be the Conqueror.
>>109968680>tfw the Chadberlain is coming to turn your ass into powerade so you commit seppuku by bow and arrow
>>109968127Too bad anon, since I'll be posting them regardless if you like it or not. Deal with it.
>>109967557There's not even a single guro post except for celadon memes and light deet abuse fiction which can be hardly described as guro. Are we even looking at the same threads?
>>109969339The Satirist appears only in the novels. Though I'd like to see him show up since the other Skeksis apparently think he's annoying.
What are the odds of skekSa the Mariner or skekLi the Satirist changing sides or being neutral in the conflict?
Reminder that Deet is a murderer.Imagine how horrified the mystics must of been when one of them popped like a huge fucking zit out of no where.
>>109969763It's across several threads, not just Dark Crystal. You can't make a Tangled thread without it getting spammed with cropped porn and abuse roleplay
>>109969946of course Deet is a murderer. That's why she has to be p u n i s h e d ;)eat shit abusehaters
>>109969959What that has to do with Tangled threads you seething faggot? We're talking about Dark Crystal threads in here. I've been in these threads since the air of this show and I've yet to see a guro post.
>>109969959>it wasn't Dark Crystal threads>but it has happened on TangledThen complain it on there. Dark Crystal threads has been guro free since the beginning.
>>109969946>Oh... did... you... see... that?>Not... really... I... don't... see... too... good... any... more...
>>109969946Mystics have probably used to it since Skeksis are regularly hurt each other for trivial reasons.
>>109970085Imagine being a Mystic jesus christ
Who the fuck was posting guro in a Dark Crystal thread? Fucking abusefags
>>109952955sh-she’s gonna be okay... right guys?seriously fuck the century tree
>>109970176Nobody. It's just one delusional waifufag.
>>109952955We all know Deet is neat, but what if Deet were NEET?
>>109970133>That one mystic who just started randomly tasting an entire mouthful of bug guts before his face started getting electrocuted
>rest of the Skeksis, seeing Rian: "Seize it!" "Kill it!" "Catch it!">skekAyuk the Gorumand: "Dirty looky-loo!"He really is one the comedy relief Skeksis, isn't he? In the film, too...
>>109970244She kinda was. I mean what did she do except fly around and feed her animals? Grottan life is NEET life. Eat moss and hang around.
>>109970241He might be a waifufag, but there is guro is the odd Dark Crystal thread. Some fag posted an Astrid pic with Celadon's face pasted on it. Pretty funny, actually.
>>109970297He's the fat glutton. They're always the comic relief.
>>109970295urTih the alchemist.He's probably used to strange tastes (and probably half mad from mercury poisoning anyway).
What if the last thing the Heretic does is deliver Jen to the Mystics?
>>109970313One of THOSE Astrid pics?
>>109970376Jen seems to specifically remember urSu the Master rescuing him from the Garthim, though I suppose there could be things he doesn't remember.
>>109970376I don't think that will happen, because of >>109970395but I am expecting Heretic to do something very heroic before his death. He's a good boy.
>>109970384THOSE Astrid pics. With no legs.So to say there's no guro in the threads is categorically false. Tat particular abusefag must be asleep. It's nighttime in Korea
>>109969467If the Chamberlin is coming to turn my ass into powerade I'm lubing up and presenting myself face down ass up
>>109970395>>109970416Could be something like the Heretic is being chased by the Garthim and he collapses and then urSu shows up.>>109970425Fucking hell.
>>109968680>chamberlain's PLEEEAAASE is an attackadvanced talk-fu
>>109968680This is fucking gay, I want to play as a Skeksis.
>>109968749Link the thread you post in if you end up doing it yes?
>>109970637Another anon already bought it, you can download it here.https://www.dropbox.com/s/bskzeqjfglhdkub/SAYPLEASE2019.pdf?dl=0It's only 8 bucks so I ended up buying it too.
>>109970829Embrace it, anon.
>>109970829It's actually pretty in character. Good art too. Despite the horrifying bird-lizard penisginas.
>>109970829I had the same reaction>>109971016>It's actually pretty in character. Good art tooI agree
>>109968454tried to fix it to figure out what's wrong.deet doesn't really have eyebrows. I know it makes it hard for facial expression, but it's a distinct feature on deet and most of the gelfling. if you ever draw actual eyebrows, it instantly become offputting and inaccurate. the messy hair is more important than you'd think. it's a distinctive and recognizable elements of her design.I also rounded her face a bit. even if her face is not that round, unless you go for total accuracy or photorealism, it's better to round up the face a bit to sell the 'cute' factor.
>>109971265Might wanna change her ears a bit. Deet's ears are longer and go out horizontally.
>>109970665>50 pagesAnd I thought it was just a meme.
>>109958120All my SKeks, Anon.
I'm only at episode 2 right now, but does anyone know why there's only 7/8 sképsès in the series while there are 10 of them in the movie? If something about that happens later don't spoil, or is it just a mistake?
>>109971896>10 hours of new Dark Crystal>quality statues of skekhusbandos>and 50+ pages of quality pornWe're living in good times.
>>109971935There are more in the series than in the film, but not all of them have shown up yet. Some Skeksis are away doing their own thing. Hopefully we see them in season 2.
>>109963710We need more of this
>>109970665https://twitter.com/ewgrosskelly/status/1172037016227209216?s=20If you liked it, consider leaving an encouraging message or donating a few dollars. Based artfags deserve all the praise.
>>109972015Already donated friend, but I'll leave a nice message on her insta. Fairly sure this lady is an anon or /d/fag anyway.
i need to see a female gelfling naked
>>109972043My bad, I meant that you in a general sense. Fuck I wish more artists were into /d/ shit and this show
Daily reminder that Seladon is for rough, hips bruising bareback sex.
>>109972143I don't care what anyone says, I liked her. >>109972123The show is slowly picking up traction so who knows. Skeksis are fun to draw I'm sure.
>>109972123>Pic related That scene just cracks me up. I’ve watched it twice and still laugh out loud when I see it. Fucking brilliant comedic timing.
>>109972143Only if her head is in a guillotine that chops her head off if she cums.
>>109972143Seladon is great because she knows she needs to be punished. I have an immense, inexplicable desire to have her smear that lipstick all over my cock before I take her rough, making her tear up and cry with the combined pain/pleasure of our intercourse.
>>109971265This comic always seemed weird to me until I finally realized you're supposed to read it from right to left.
One disappointing thing is we never got to see Trial by Air.
>>109972439Is that where they see who can breath through their nose and suppress their gag reflex while a cock is shoved down their throat?
>>109972483No, it's the one where they see who can make the longest "hmmmm" on a single breath. Thus far, skekSil is undefeated.
>>109972459Now do a Skeksis version
Abusefags fuck off
>>109972746They'd all be in the bottom right corner. save for the Hunter who would be at the top
>>109972459Switch Mira and Tavra. She IS the fun sister after all.
>>109972943>Skeksis partying in McDonalds like a bunch of drunken teens on graduation night
>>109958928I don't think Mystics want to compete, they only want to rejoin.
Does no one have a screenshot or webm of Gurjin victory hug with the creepy-crawly? Now that's a Gelfling with balls of steel!
>I don't know how the other clans just go about their lives with three suns hanging over theirs head all the time! They're giant balls of fire! What if one falls?Deet is cute!CUTE!
>>109973213S M E L L Y
So what happened to the Arathim? Were they all killed for Garthim construction?
>>109961399Now make a van with Free Candy on it and a jolly looking Chamberlain behind the steering wheel.
>>109959460>now neither of us will be virgins
>>109973466Surely you mean the Ritual Master
>>109973351I think so, but where does the Gruenak part come in since they're extinct?
>>109972943I'm sure skekAyuk would be in the MCDONALDS! category.
>>109973911Naw, he seemed to be put off by the other Skeksis feasts and extravagance
>>109973815>where does the Gruenak part come in since they're extinct?I bet the Slave Master just spread that lie so he can price gouge Gruenak slaves
>>109954893In the original Dark Crystal movie, the mystics seem to behave as if there is an afterlife the Master went to, an they send his belongings after him, which disappear similar to how he did. Maybe after 1,000 years of meditation and study on the divine, they figured something out about what comes next.
>>109974140Or, like the Skeksis, they just developed their own death rituals.
>>109972213Same. Interesting character.
>>109974185It could just be a belief and they don't know for sure, yeah.
>>109974140I would guess before the separation there was some kind of religious ritual, while it is probably rare for an urSek to die, it probably still happened. The Mystics could probably still follow that tradition.There would be a serious debate though is if your soul is separated into two creatures if that fucks up your afterlife.Also the Skeksis are so selfish and bound to material things they would be loathe to give up on life no matter what lay beyond for them.
>>109974333>Emperor: I will never be dust!>Also Emperor: *becomes dust*
>>109974450Speaking of, do we know how the Emperor became Emperor? Like how did skeksis get their jobs?
>>109974450>What's are you gonna do, turn me to dust?>quote from emperor dusted
>>109974549I don't think we know too much about the UrSkeks, but it's likely SoSu was their leader, as skekSo the Emperor and his counterpart urSu the Master were both the leaders of their respective groups.
>>109972043>ladyask if she does /ss/ comissions>>109972143she is the definitive power bottom
>>109974549Seems like he kinda appointed himself and some others agreed. I believe like the other anon said, SoSu was the leader of the exiled urskeks so it only made since for skekSo to be the Emporor and urSu to be the Master.
>>109953122didn't think about thisnow I'm sad
>>109974859>power bottomDoes she use name calling and dirty insults in bed?
>>109975058only with her sisters, shes a good girl for SkekDaddies>pplease daddy...aunnh..I'm.hnggh...I'm l-loyal...
>All-Maudra: My daughters, gone>Seladon: I'm here. I'm always here.>All-Maudra: You know what I mean dear.Damn, Seladon may be a bitch that had to have stung.
>>109956451nowadays strong heroin has fentanyl in it.
>>109974778>>109974947Yeah, it occurred to me after posting, everyone is probably just doing the jobs they did the previous 1000 years as urSkeks.