That's wholesome as fuck.
>>107589416Probably the best Cyclops issue in years
>Cyclops being a hero instead of MUH MUTIE RIGHTSCyclops is supposed to be Superman, not Batman.
>>107589428It took the fucking Champions of all people to make Cyclops not shit.
>we'll never get an X-book with good characterizations or writing>instead it's just going to be more of the same topical crap crammed down our throats like always
>>107589412Should have hit that shit back when you were also 15, Slim.Also doesn't this create a massive amount of plot holes revolving around X-Men history now?
>>107589471>Implying teen scott didn't feed Kamala the infidel meatI bet their sex was clammy and awkward yet heartwarming.
>>107589412Cyclops hates shitskins
>>107589471Maybe Cyclop's secondary mutation allowed him to remember?
>>107589471>plot holes>nowHAHAHAHA COME ON! Just now?
>>107589511>Cyclops hates shitskinsWhat are shitskins?
>>107589470Who would Cyclops main in smash?
>>107589471They were plopped back at the exact moment that they left with mental blocks suppressing their memories up to the point in the future when they left.
>>107589542>Young!Cykes remembered through the mental blocks due to the power of friendshipKino.
>>107589457but Hickman takes over in July
>>107589522White people. Because their skin looks like pigeonshit.
>>107589562And Hickman was a huge part of the Marvel NOW! launch. Now look where we are.
>>107589562Boy, I can't wait for him to have two books and one of them end up being completely irrelevant to his overall story. Seriously, you could skip his Avengers issues all together and just stick to the Illuminati led New Avengers and miss nothing leading into Secret Wars.
>>107589457X-Men are really at their best in recent years outside of X-Men books. Sunspot in Ewing's Avengers and Rogue in Uncanny Avengers spring to mind.
>>107589554No, the mental blocks wore off once the O5 went back in time. He forgot about all of it like the rest of them before that point.
>>107589542So does ice man not remember he is gay
>>107589542Never noticing they suddenly aged like two years.>>107589554Mental blocks dropped the moment the kids went back, preserving their memories and the timeline.
>>107589636He's only gotten gayer.
>>107589655Sliding timescale. They probably only aged like two months.
>>107589636Don't you just hate it when you're nailing a chick then suddenly you remember you're gay?
>>107589412Maybe he should just leave the X men and join a non mutie team.
>>107589866Or maybe the x-men writers should just write comic books again.
>>107589866>Alright, X-Men, with a heavy heart I'm leaving you to join the Defenders. Apparently Namor's going through a villain phase again and Silver Surfer got poached by the new GotG. Kurt, you're the new leader of the X-Men.>Entschuldigung, Scott, but they're relaunching Excalibur.>Alright then, Storm.>They're pushing me to get back together with T'Challa.>Yikes. Kitty?>Whedon got picked up for one of the Avengers secondary titles.>...Logan?>In six books already, bub.>Jean? Jean? JEEEEAAAAANNNNN?>Jesus Christ, Scott, I was in the other room, not dead.
>>107589955>all the adult X-men just leave and the students wake up the next morning like it's Home Alone.
>>107589970>Glob Herman turns out to be an effective if strict English teacher
>>107589471Like that’s gonna stop him from doing it now
>>107589412When will Scott pork her.
>>107590097>But, Scott, I'm only 16!>We're in Jersey.>...leave the thigh pouches on.
>>107589554>>Young!CykesI think you mean: Tyke.
>>107590204>When will Scott pork her.KAMALA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL!Also: pork is haram.
>>107589428>Scott later that night>What exactly did that hug mean? >Is she into me?>Am I over thinking it?
>>107590320Oh Scott. She doesn't need ypur old man cock. She's got MILES and MILES of young man meat to go to.
>>107590401Emma stay out of my head! I'm not taking you back
>>107590431She's got mind control powers. If she were truly evil, Scott's consent wouldn't be necessary.
>>107589471Don't worry Kamala is for all ages
>>107590451>Emma made Scott think he had any say in the matter.
>>107590821I wish the champions did more cute things like this
>>107590320>Wakie wakie Scott time for some fun!
>>107589412Why does Kamala refer to pork as "infidel meat"? Does she always refer to non-Muslims as infidels?
>>107591132It’s her fetish. She wants to be taken by a white guy who will insult her race and force her to do haram things
>>107589412>TO THE POLLS!
>>107589471Not a redhead
>>107589955>They're pushing me to get back together with T'ChallaI hate this so much.
>>107591183But he got 5 million less votes.
>>107591183She's friends with Cyclops now, so she can probably room up with the X-Men.
>>107591284>Hillary would've won if the Constitution had been different!
>>107591294Only natural she lives with the father of her baby
>>107591132>Likes bacon/pork>Pets dogs and tries to adopt what she thinks is one (Lockjaw)>Does not wear a burqa>Leaves the house without a male chaperone to escort her>Drives>Does not pray to Mecca twice a dayCalling non-Muslims "infidels" is pretty much the only actual Muslim thing that Kamala does. By no other metric is she even remotely Muslim, the book just tells us that she is for diversity points.
>>107589412When's her next issue out?
>>107591310I hope the kid doesn't have Scott's eyes
>>107589412>>107589428Fuck Scott! Forget that insufferable redhead who does not know if she is alive or dead and asks for the hand of Kamala Khan to her parents
>>107591350She's the kind of "Muslim" that can only exist in the USA. Were she to live in an actual Muslim country, she'd have been stoned for disrespecting her elders long ago. Hell, if she were to live in London, she'd have been acid-attacked long ago.
>>107591460>Hell, if she were to live in London, she'd have been acid-attacked long ago.What?
>>107591525>>107591506>>107591460How does a six-fold increase in acid attacks in London in 2017 have ANYTHING to do with Muslims, anon?
>>107589412At this point Cyclops needs to just bite the bullet, acknowledge that he's the ultimate daddy, and make a team of young adoring superwaifs.
>>107591542Gotta attack people with SOMETHING if the bobbies confiscated your last butter knife.
>>107591460lel, most Muslim girls in London don't even wear the headscarf. They've been slurping down delicious infidel meat for years.
>>107591542He hates Muslim people I think.
>>107591525Unfortunately, acid attacks are just a general youth gang thing in London, though they've fallen out of favour recently with police bringing the hammer down on the main perpetrators. It's an attractive form of violence to gang members because it generally doesn't kill, but leaves a permanent, very visible mark of on the victim. Which is why it's mostly been used on people seen by a gang to have transgressed somehow - suspected snitches, cheating girlfriends, etc. IIRC one group actually used it on a handsy teacher.
>>107591633And those gangs are made up of Muslim refugees that have been pouring into the country for the last 5 years. Coincidence, I'm sure.
>>107591633>>107591650Acid attacks are old like batman two-face.
>>107591650They're not though. I mean, there are Muslims in them, and Muslims have committed acid attacks. But London gangs are not and have never been exclusively or even majority Muslim.Also, most recent immigration has been from Poland and other areas in Eastern Europe. Most of Britain's Muslims came here in the 80's and early 90's.
>>107591542>How does a six-fold increase in acid attacks in London in 2017 have ANYTHING to do with Muslims, anon?I don't know, but I'm sure someone out there will get to the bottom of this baffling mystery!
>>107591650>"a demographic breakdown of known suspects in London attacks for the period (2002–2016) showed White Europeans comprising 32% of suspects, African Caribbeans 38% and Asian 6%. Victims for the same period were 45% White Europeans, 25% African Caribbeans and 19% Asian. Known suspects were overwhelmingly male, 77% of known suspects were male and just 2% of suspects female. Four out of five victims in 2016 were male in contrast to other countries where women are most frequently victimized by men."Try again faggot.
>>107591714>I don't know, but I'm sure someone out there will get to the bottom of this baffling mystery!But according to >>107591705most Muslims are in Britain are multiple generations old. As in not new.
Christ don't make this like that one Captain Britain thread from yesterday
>>107591132I guess the author implyed that sometimes teenagers have a shitty sense of humor, which is true.
>>107591242I personally prefer the Wakanda that is super racist towards everyone not from Wakanda. So in my heart, I hope Storm tries a date with him, only for the people of Wakanda to repeatedly spit at her.
>>107591763>>107591747>>107591714>>107591705>>107591650>>107591633Muslims are the Dindus of Europe. Anglos will defend them even as they're being beheaded and acid-attacked out of a sense of politically correct obligation, just as Americans will defend "the 13% that is also 50%" even as they're being curb-stomped and robbed. Murrican mutts and Euro Anglos aren't so different; neither have any sort of survival instinct in the face of race realism.
>>107591629Holy shit, Kamala, put it back in your pants. You could get those guys on a list.
>>107591811The actual numbers are against you, man. Also race realism is just rebranded pseudoscience stupidity from the 30s.
>>107591849>FBI statistics are racist! Don't listen to them!BIX NOOD MUGGA FUGGA BIX NOOD!
>>107591554Typical. The best opinion in this thread is drowned out under a slurry of retarded /pol/ack nonsense.
>>107591811 Race realism is not a real. All of those comments have been good intelligent arguments to support argument. You call yourself the real disadvantage group , while making extremely insulting and hateful words to describe you so-called real evil enemy.
>>107591295>>Hillary would've won if the Constitution had been different!The Constitution was written exclusively by White Men who also OWNED SLAVED. So YES, it SHOULD be rewritten and this is not up for debate.
>>107591554I approve of this idea
>>107589433He's supposed to be both really.Superman's heart, bruce's brains, and the powers of practically neither one
>>107591284Look who suddenly doesn't care about Diversity any more.
>>107589502most sex is clammy and awkward, people just don't want to admit it.
>>107591973The very same guys also directly stated that the constitution needs to be updated all the time and not enshrined like the fucking Bible.Which obviously never happened.Like for example the day of voting. Why not Sundays like every other modern nation?Why not a voting system that goes off number of votes directly? The feefees of flyover states are not a sufficient reason to discount the votes of people in more populous states.And why should the votes of Californian Republicans never count for anything?That's millions of votes that currently do absolutely nothing in a presidential election.Why is it not one person one vote and the one with most votes wins?Why should you have the aggregate of an aggregate decide which guy you never heard of decides who becomes president?Why would it not be the voter directly?
>>107592341>Why not Sundays like every other modern nation?or just make it a non-working holiday in case election day is during the week.
>>107591554>>107591980>>107591902Who would be in this team?
>>107592501Kamala MagikHummingbirdKate Bishop
>>107592341The founders rejected direct democracy in favor of a republic for good reason.
>>107592838We should absolutely be voting on Sundays though.
>>107592711Scott can't steal Kaine's pet latina.
>>107591876What FBI statistics? We're talking about this >>107591747. Why are you blatantly ignoring the stats?
>>107593004I miss them
>>107589689Sure, Scott, just about as much as the original Champions did.What the hell was the concept behind the original Champions book anyways? Was anyone really clamoring for an iceman and angel book?
>>107592341>And why should the votes of Californian Republicans never count for anything?They should move elsewhere and bring their votes and population buffs and industry into a less shit state, like any flyover state.
>>107593100>What the hell was the concept behind the original Champions book anyways?literally a book just to keep the characters no one wanted
>>107591542You serious so don't know who is doing these acid attacks?
>>107592501Superteens that have demonstrated excessive thirst for the One Eyed Monster:Kamala Khan.Illyana Rasputin.The Stepford Cuckoos.Laura Kinney.Megan Gwynn.Aracely Penalba.Kate Bishop.Victor Borkowski.
>>107593293see >>107591747Leave, /pol/ack.
>>107589412Wut. I thought Young O-5 weren't 616 also are the o5 still around or what
>>107593100>What the hell was the concept behind the original ChampionsDon't know, even the characters act like it was a mistake.
>>107591183Didn't that issue release like a week after the election?
>People turning a wholesome thread into politicsCringe
>>107593406It's typical. People should learn to ignore anons who always come to these threads spouting this same nonsense >>107591460, as if any of that shit mattered when it comes to Ms Marvel.
>>107593455>as if any of that shit mattered when it comes to Ms Marvel.Her being Muslim is literally the most important thing about her. The comic sees fit to remind us that she's a Muslim at least twice per issue.
>>107593556>Her being Muslim is literally the most important thing about herNo it isn't, that's always been a secondary trait at best.
>>107593853She refers to non Muslims as "infidels", anon.
>>107593891She said it once and referring to the meat. She doesn't call people that on the regular, and you just proved you don't even read the comic.
>>107593900>posts page from the comic proving his claim>"YOU DON'T READ THE COMIC!"You aren't very good at this.
>>107593900>Proved you don''t even read the comicThat shouldn't be surprising anon, outrage addicts like op are just /pol/tards who saw a screengrab and ran over to /co/ to shitpost
>>107593913That page is from the first issue. Actually, like the first or so page of said issue.
>>107591284So he did win the popular vote.Once you take out illegal and dead voter scams.
>>107591811>the 13% that is also 50%That thing does come up a lot but how many of that 13% of blacks actually do that 50% of crime?
>>107589471>Also doesn't this create a massive amount of plot holes revolving around X-Men history now?No, it literally amounted to nothing so all they shit they gave Beast over it was completely and utterly pointless.Gotta love comics
>>107593556>Her being Muslim is literally the most important thing about her. The comic sees fit to remind us that she's a Muslim at least twice per issue.That's mostly because G. Willow Wilson is a white woman who converted to Islam and wants to make sure that the whole world knows she's a Muslim, now.
>>107593190Most California Republicans are either obscenely wealthy, so it doesn't really matter where they live, so they might as well live somewhere where it never snows, or farmers who can't easily relocate.
>>107593556>Her being Muslim is literally the most important thing about herNo its not
>>107593913>>1075938911)She never refers to anyone as infidels2)that panel is clearly her joking about the meat3)her best friend is a nerdy white dude
>>107593891>She refers to non Muslims as "infidels", anon.Sorta like how all Japanese characters in comics refer to non-Japanese as "gaijin" regardless of the context of the conversation they're having.
>>107593891>She refers to non Muslims as "infidels"That's how the Koran refers to non-Muslims, so of course that's what Kamala would call them. Jews also call non-Jews "goys" all the time since the Torah refers to non-Jews as "goyims".
>>107594407And christians used to say pagans.
>>107594531Funny how Christians have stopped that but Muslims still call non-Muslims "infidels". I guess they've got some catching up to do!
>>107591629Kamala has a thirst
>>107594531Shit, a lot of Christians still call people pagans.
Rip Rainbow toots
>>107589471This anon gets it. Fuck her when he was 15, now, technically, the Romeo and Juliet exception applies. He can fuck that halal puss as much as he likes.
>>107595085She’s legal in her home state. Age of consent in Jersey is 16>>107595085
>>107595141He'd have to cross state lines to bone her, so he's legally not in the clear
>>107594610and it does not stop only with the big guys
>>107595225Sex-addict Kamala is best Kamala. Between her powers and her upbringing, she's just a ticking time-bomb of pent-up lust waiting to go off.
>>107592341The way the UK does it is that in each local area, you vote for a member of parliament, not the prime minister directly. The party that wins is the one with the most MPs and they have a corresponding amount of control over the country. It only works however because it's not a two party system so you have parties that run for specific things that the main parties have to ally with to gain a majority.America makes it weird by giving states almost arbitrary amounts of electors instead of just making the voting areas narrower and giving each area a single elector.
>>107593297Actually a pretty powerful team.
>>107595266just imagine kamala having anal and vaginal in a bed, while with her breasts and one hand she makes a paizuri to another and with her other hand and her head an oral to someone elseshit, his powers are a range of infinite possibilitiesI do not care if it's with a harem of mature men or young guysboth are haram and delicious
>>107589518I thought his second mutation was screaming JEAN!
>>107595417Looks like the 2014 run of Ms Marvel
>>107595460Yeah issue 4
>>107595339America's system is simple as hell. Each state gets a number of electors equal to the congressional representation. Also the UK is functionally a two-party system most of the time, it'll be an actual multi-party system when the Lib-Dems see recurring wins. You're also forgetting one major component of US electoral politics, we cannot call snap elections nor do we have votes of no confidence.
>>107595195This was so funny to me for some reason.
>>107595844Whoops wrong one
>>107591242I'm betting you 20 bucks Ororo will get introduced to the MCU in BP2.
>>107591350Being a Muslim sounds like it sucks.
>>107596188Why do you think Catholics and Christians became so "permissive"?
>>107596188You also can't drink alcohol. But on the bright side, you can fuck goats.
>>107596261Enlightenment movement and primacy of secular power?
>>107591350Why do Muslims hate dogs?
>>107591350>Calling non-Muslims "infidels" is pretty much the only actual Muslim thing that Kamala does.Doesn't she say this in a tongue in cheek manner?
>>107596298>Why do Muslims hate dogs?They're considered "unclean" animals, same as pigs (which is why they can't eat pork).
>>107596298They're seen as impure, not unclean. In reality, it's a bunch of pre-existing cultural taboos that got ported to Islam.
>>107596298>Why do Muslims hate x?the answer is always in the Qur'an, I say, that's his pillar, right?
>>107596298Apparently, Muslims are allowed to touch dogs, but only if they wash their hands immediately afterward.Anyway, it's just as stupid as Hindis being forbidden from touching or in anyway interfering with cattle (9 hour traffic jam because a cow wandered onto the road and no one is allowed to touch it).
>>107596346I know hebrews had this clean/unclean animals mindset, but i other than being unable to eat unclean animals what is the problem?Dogs are useful.
>>107596413Not just usefulThey're lovable and they luv u
>>107596506Muslims hating dogs is one of the biggest hurtles for Muslim acceptance in the West, since most Western nations love dogs. That's probably why G. Willow Wilson did that issue where Kamala adopts Lockjaw, to show that "SEE? She doesn't hate dogs like the OTHER Muslims!" while not contradicting Kamala's faith since Lockjaw isn't actually a dog but an Inhuman.Now, were Kamala to be approached by a poodle or a chihuahua, though, she'd probably scream about it being haram.
>>107589412I like it when Scott actually has fun instead of eating sacks of shit raving about mutant rights.
>>107596637Then get the acid, because Kamala needs to be taught a lesson in respecting the Prophet.
>>107596637oh no....ooohhh nooooo.....
>>107596559>>107596506>>107596413>>107596412>>107596346>>107596298>>107596637>>107596651>>107596656I don't trust anyone who hates dogs, as it usually reveals a cruel undercurrent or a lack of empathy. And since all Muslims as a rule hate dogs, I do not trust Muslims.
>>107596559>poodle as an example of a nonthreatening dog I don’t give a shit about politics or muslims- but fucking yikes- a real poodle is an intelligent hunting dog, they’re quite aggressive with strangers. Read more.
>>107596559Kamala didn't knew it was an inhuman. She didn't even knew the inhumans, she though she was a mutant or something.She is barely a muslim. Unlike her family.
>>107596637It's a stoning time>Try to find cartoon stoning info graph>All of them are too nsfwAt least I now know that they are going to bury Kamala to her head first rather then just let her stand and get pelted
>>107596651>implying that kamala is not going to do more infidel things
>>107592711>Hummingbirdshe belongs to Kaine fuck off
>>107596742Fuck granny kamala is hardcore
>>107596687To be fair the reason chirstians didn't follow the clean/unclean animals idea as because a bunch of theologians and philosophers argued that since Christ said " A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it" then there is no reason to treat impure animals diferent than the others.The roman culture also helped a lot.
>>107596742>Muslims having any sort of rule against killing infidels9/11.
>>107596771Well, you're so happy to have a daughter and a delicious and haram husband and out of nowhere comes a cheap copy of wolverine and kills themhow would you feel?
>>107593523>her face after being brought back from the dead after her friends make a deal with Mephisto
>>107594531>>107594560>>107594672As a Protestant I still call Catholics pagans, because that's what they are.
>>107596742She married the beta? I finished everything before civil war 2 Kamala related and Bruno sucks.
>>107596742>Islam grill marries White Imperialist Malewhat did marvel mean by this?
>>107592341>flyover statesAnd disregarded
>>107596898>She married the beta?Well, rather, and not in my words, is an alternate universe, a kind of X-Men: Days of Future Past but with inhumans, apparently she ended up being with bruno but, well, you can imagine what happenedis (or was) part of the exiles>and Bruno sucks.i'm know ;-;
>>107591284Why do you think investigations weren’t actually done? Because if they were actually going through with it they’d find illegal aliens with stolen ID’s
>>107593556It’s not so much as it’s the most important part, rather that it’s fit to remind us about it. Hell, Daredevil’s Catholicism has more relevance to his identity than Kamala does with Islam.
>>107593320Dude, stop being retarded.Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran, Palestine. These places are filled with acid attacks. They are also mostly muslim.An influx of migrants from these places and others like them happens. Acid attacks also increase concomitantly.Yet, there is no connection because it hurts your feefees? Come the fuck on.
>>107589412This is wholesome, even if it makes zero sense
>>107596298Muhammad was so terrible he hated them.
>>107597773Statistical analysis has proven your theory wrong. And there hasn't even been a huge recent influx of people from those countries in the UK, most of its recent immigration has been from Eastern Europe.
>>107597773Anon the numbers won't change just because you desperately want to be right. The facts are as such: the two groups that commit the VAST majority of acid attacks in the UK are Caribbeans (mostly Christian) and whites (mostly atheist, at least in London).
>>107598198Haven't you heard of all those terrible Polish coming into the UK and attacking their beautiful white toilets with acetic acid?
Doom killing cyclops and him getting shit on by everyone and replaced by a younger self that got bullied by his entire circle of friends to denounce his future actions to fit in pretty much made quit marvel forever and I haven't been paying attention, is he back ?
>>107598669>Doom killing cyclopsOne of my favorite panels of all time.
>>107598796I guess it's entertaining in how bad it is on every level
>>107598669Who knows, they're going to reboot the X-Men now anyway.
>>107598888i was thinking of this one, which is actually right before he kills him.
>>107596893>ProtestantYou are a heretic and an apostate
>What does it mean to talk to women>What does it mean to be in a team>What does it mean to have compassion>What does it mean to have a memorythe fucking absolute state of 4channot even reddit stoops this fucking low
>>107599596what did she mean by this?
>>107599612education is important
>>107589412I'm not current with x-Men or any Marvel, Please, can someone tell me from which comic is this panel? Thanks.
>>107599863Champions (2019) issue 5
>>107596687I imagine most of them don't hate doggos
>>107591132She's screwing around with her friend. The cashier staring at her in the corner.
>>107589955>...JEANNNNN!!! I NEED A NEW TEAM!!!> Don't we all, Scott...
Who gives better hugs Kamala or Scott?
>>107589536Someone flip her frown lol
>>107600852if you insist anon
>>107600793Scoot gives awkward, nervous, not used to touching people hugs. Kamala squeezes you with all her might.