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Post your favorite American Dad jokes.

>ECONOMICS!
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> Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!!
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>>107579632
The underwear salesman
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> This couch is upholstered in cheetah and the throw pillows are made from her cubs. We didn’t want to separate them, that’d be cruel.
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that whole scene is great
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>>107579632
I can't, there are too many.
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>>107579857
Everyone knew that’d be a shocking line with that pause and holy shit did it deliver.

It’s so cornerstone perfect as to how BAD that situation would be if it actually happened.
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>>107579632
>Those pizza bagels are my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myojKnGuGCI
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This isn't an ambulance!

ITS A GOD DAMN HAMBULANCE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRuNsCDcKeM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3NtJALbOc
>It's not like there's anyone else in Langley Falls working their asses off to keep alive the orchestral fold traditions of TSARIST RUSSIA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvOfzYEGeHY
Rogers whole B plot in the navjoe episode was fucking amazing
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>you eskew my mirror. Now I eskew yours. Ying. Yang.
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>I gotta go my boss is being a real See You Next Tuesday.
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Every single joke involving the family calling out the person they are about to meet to be roger.
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>>107580061
Especially when it isn't and Rodger is just as surprised as everyone else.
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Roger: My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.

Steve: That doesn't make any sense.

Roger: I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!!!
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>>107579997
Shit, I forgot all about that episode. What was he supposed to be a parody of?
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>>107580104
Knight Rider
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>THERE'S SO MUCH CRIME IN THE DESSERT!
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>>107580061
>"Why is he wearing rollerb .. . " (Haley looks over and sees Roger is gone). You're South Dakota Slim?"
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>>107580086
>Oh thank God, I'm only his secretary.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fucm416L6pE
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>>107579874
gee golly
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>KEVIN RAMAAGGGEE
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>>107580061
>That episode Roger puts a hit on one of his other personalities
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>>107580088
I just realized Braff Zacklin is a play on Zack Braff.
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>>107580191
>Ricky Spanissssshhhhh....
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>>107579632
Stan
>Roger, I'll kill you!

Roger [dressed as the Phantom of the Opera]
>I'm not Roger, I'm the phantom!

[Stan unmasks Roger]

Stan [Surprised]
>Roger!

Roger [Genuinely confused]
>Well, yeah, who did you... What?
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The entirety of "worst place in the world"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCeCS_kNLI
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Is Chad gonna be okay?
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>>107580451
...no...
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>>107580159
>Hey! I'm an associate
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Whenever one of the characters starts speaking or acting like they're black it gets me for some reason.

>Jumpin' out an' scarin' me like that! Almost broke mah damn neck!
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...You used to watch Sesame Street.
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>>107580061
>It's gonna be you, isn't it? We're gonna get there and it's gonna be you.
>It's a strong possibility.
I love how Roger himself doesn't even seem to have a command over his personas.
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>>107579632
>Water from the sky?! What kind of black magic is this?
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>Gorilla twists Steve into a knot and starts rocking him back and forth
>Steve: I DON'T LIKE THIS!
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>>107580380
>Ricky Anussssss
>Rogu Spanissssshhhhh
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STELIO
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>>107579632
My favourite jokes are the ones where they just go whole hog on the absurdity. In any other adult animated show it would see LOLSORANDUM but they always make it work somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1f4FWM5qtQ
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>>107580587
He's running from so far away!
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Loving all these AD threads on here, haven't seen this much love shown since it was on fox.
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>Principal Lewis just runs up and smashes a coffee pot in Steve's face
>Hehehhehehehahahaha!!!!!......Yeahhhhhhh....

Also pic
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>>107580594
Still one of my favorite jokes, I'm dying just watching it now.
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>>107580594
Well, there you have it, that's our story. Stan's dead. Good night!
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>>107580606
STELIO KONTOS
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>>107580630
It's Stan's genuine confusion and fear that gets me.
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>>107580609
>His eyes are red from smoking weed.
>I can't believe you're an educator, Brian.
>My job is mostly administrative.
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>>107580609
I like the werewolf bit.
>OH SHIT!
Bleeps make it funnier.
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>>107580609
To be fair, Steve had it coming, no idea why he thought beating up a 9 year old would make him cool
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FOR PETE'S SAKE BOY, THE MICROPHONE'S STILL ON
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>that whole episode where they forgot to turn the school PA off
>especially what Lewis said
>little BITTY things
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>>107580609
>BROTHER'S IN THE FRONT SEAT THIS TIME
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That episode where Stan becomes a stripper and he happens to go on stage dressed in a stripper Michelangelo (Micheldangelo) outfit when Hayley and Roger shows up. He makes eye contact with them and goes through increasingly elaborate attempts to flee, ending in him hanging from the disco ball and bringing it toppling to the ground. He then quickly grabs a chair, sits in a laid-back position and says something along the lines of

>Hayley, I didn't want this to be how you found out, but your father is a brilliant painter.
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Definitely this whole bit
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>>107580711
>Barry immediately just starts screaming into the microphone psychotically
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What's the best season of American Dad and why is it Season 6?
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>>107580609
>rips clothes off
>FUCK...YALL!
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>>107580650
Me too, that what are you??!! Just cracks me up.
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>That Space Monster song
truly MAJESTIC
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I love when some random one-time character shows up and just does something inane and absurd with no provocation.

>YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA
>I'm Jenny.
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>You've been married 35 years? How!?
>When you're in love, you make the time.
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Not so much a joke but it just cracks me up
https://youtu.be/SXJCAzAZ6jI
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Not a single joke, but everything about Bully For Steve cracks me up. Probably my favourite episode.
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>>107580835
I love when someone questions Roger's bullshit and he just glosses over it.
>I would love -- LOVE -- to explain it to you, but unfortunately we're out of time.
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>You know, I have to stop, this is becoming boring, I'm gonna be a pretend firefighter now
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>>107580804
...... I can never unsee this. I've seen thanos twerk and it was horrifying
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>JEEEEEEFF!
>WHAAAAAT?
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>>107580853
I love when Franny gets ghetto
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Why is American Dad (or the early seasons anyways) charming and memorable whereas Family Guy is just the most obnoxious shit? They feature the same art style and are equally edgy and transgressive. Is it the characters being more engaging? The lack of tedious, low-effort pop culture references? Sethy just not having a large role in the shows writing?
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Klaus spittin' that hot fire!!
https://youtu.be/qvjXEnPbi6c
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>Thank you Omar!
>Thank you for showing me I can go on without you!
>I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO OUR KIDS, YOU MONSTER!
>(Laughs)
>Why-why can't I leave things nice?
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>>107580916
me too, https://youtu.be/zxYm0xHsTtg

.. I'm Homegirl...
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>>107580924
the power of good writing and absurd humour which is integrated into the plot/setting/characterisation without the need for cutaway gags.
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>>107580924
American Dad literally just has an entirely different writing team. It's not that hard to understand. Although I think at one point they just decided that no one cared about it as much as Family Guy and just leaned into doing whatever they wanted with the characters and setting, which ended up giving it its uniquely inane and absurd humour.
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>>107579632
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>roger stalking hayley and jeff across the world and screaming at them until they give him the money they stole
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>>107579857
Link plz
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>>107581028
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c29XPAVy65o
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>>107580649
AND LUISSS!
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Fuck I really need to do a comfy binge-rewatch of this whole show from the beginning. I wouldn't call AD underrated since it's still running after 14 years but I feel like people tend to lump it in with Family Guy too much.
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>>107580702
He was told to beat up someone weaker then him
Even after Roger assumed that he didn't have to tell Steve not to beat up a 9 year old girl.
Reshma probably liked it, considering she's on hold for him.
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>>107581304
>implying you would have waited for her boobs to come in
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>>107580853
Looks around
>Did somebody steal my Bopeep outfit?
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>>107581304
Fuck that episode was golden
>You’re my Obi-Wan
>I'm gonna give you two seconds to leave that shit right out here on the lawn.
Also a big fan of the episode where Steve rode a tractor
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>dad is that really the Jack in the box guy?
>yeah he's in our basement if you want to meet him
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>>107581368
they're the same episode, man
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>>107581402
Jesus fucking Christ, I gotta get my life straight
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>>107581423
I'm glad that this is the thing that broke you.
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>>107579743

>"He didn't think it was funny."
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>>107581449
I got that mixed up with the episode where Roger tries to get Steve laid, because Stan was asserting dominance and made sure Steve would catch him and Francine fucking
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>>107581020
>money
MYAAAAAAAH!
That was satisfying.
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>El Perro, el perro, es mi corazon
>El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno
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>>107581537
>That and Cilantro. Not the herb, the Mexican singer. He's gonna be huge and I want nothing to do with him.
Still not sure why Stan didn’t want anything to do with Cilantro
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>>107581503
That the one where Stan acts like an alpha sea lion?
>We going primal in this house!
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>>107581610
I think he was going for Walrus, he was doing tusks
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>>107580897
>Jeff I thought you died
>I didn't
>alright
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>>107580993
>>107580967
The weird thing to me is that both shows are equally absurd and fantastical, but American Dad manages to still have a decent amount of heart. Post-revival Family Guy doesn't take any of the plots or characters seriously. They exist solely for convenience, to act as platforms for glib pop culture references. The show has an unpleasantly cynical attitude where the whole thing is just a joke, so there's nothing to engage the viewer. Whereas Peter is just "fat man who shouts and gets into wacky situations," Stan and his family have well-defined personalities that inform the humor (like Ghostbusters, where all four of the leads are distinct and play off of one another's differences). They have flaws, virtues, hopes, fears, and goals they're trying to accomplish in every episode. Even if you don't always like them or sympathize with the morally dubious things they do (IE, Stan and Roger), they're still complex enough that you're interested in them.

This is an odd comparison, but to me it's like the difference between Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden and Shaq-Fu 2. The latter doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's too cool for earnestness so there's only one joke, that being the mere existence of the game. The former game is monumentally absurd, but it also has a plot, thoughtful dialogue, and surprisingly complex characters to get invested in. The dry, satirical humor and absurd fantastical elements are there, but they're supported by that strong core of clearly-defined personalities and goals. The comedy having a strong emotional basis makes it that much more hilarious when Barkley says that "Ghosts are like dogs and do things arbitrarily" or when he calls Michael Jordan a "gatdamn baka," because you care about his struggles.

It's all about finding the balance between earnestness and sarcasm, as well as post-modern irony and sincerity.
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>>107579922
https://youtu.be/o3JdhesY7yQ

That one gets me too
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>>107581703
Post post modernism
The creator is aware that people know the twist is coming, but they still manage to make a meaningful story out of it. The character are also aware you the viewer, and there are subtle fourth wall jokes.
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>>107581923
These "redpill" types who decry postmodernism as some kind of wicked phenomenon don't get it. The ultimate redpill in contemporary comedy is understanding that it's not only possible to balance irony and earnestness, but it's well-advised to do so in order to create truly great and resonant art.
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>>107579632
>THAT'S RIGHT, SAY WORDS!
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>>107581537
Good news! I've trapped the Mexicans in the house!
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>>107579922
One of the only few Post-TBS jokes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO1YZx48ILc
>I ain't a good neighbor, I banged your wife and you ain't in good hands cuz I'll take your life.
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>Roger, I'll KILL YOU!
>"I'm not Roger, I'm the Phantom!"
>stan pulls off mask
>[GASP] Roger!
>"Well, yeah-who did you...what?
>
>"well anyway YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME"
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>>107582344
He keeps drinking that glass of milk, but he never finished it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyZYNtteZ24
>I am the Snorax, I speak for the STRIPPERS.
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>>107582344
>>107582374
I love how the Judge sentences Stan to prison anyway
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Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. And once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls- not women, girls. Little bitty things.
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>"My mom tells me that my dad is probably disappointed looking down on me from heaven, but I prefer to think that he's disappointed looking up at me from hell."
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>>107580995
I was honestly shocked to see that thread was still up when I got up this morning
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>>107580995
/vp/?
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>>107582300
Current season is pretty decent, I don't know why people always have to declare that after a certain point the show became a "zombie" or noticeably shittier.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9gyqtfNQM
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>>107579632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuzZIUT5fqo
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This entire scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Us8OCHUU0
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>>107579857
Camp Refugee is my favorite episode of that entire show.
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>>107583325
I think the show used to be a little better but it's still really strong and one of the only shows I've ever seen that still haven't gotten stale after so many years.
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>>107579857
>>107579632
I love how drunk Francine still commits to the role.
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>>107579632

Every line of Dungeons & Wagons is gold.

>Castle Roodpart? Who comes up with these names?
>This is a fantasy world. Roodpart is probably some ancient, mystical term--
>Oh crap, it's trapdoor spelled backwards.
>AHHHHHH--oh there's my penis--AAAAAAH

>What are those?
>My Rod Stewart albums!
>Lose em'!
>...aw, the hell with it. CHOKE ON MY ROD!

>I'll tell you how to defeat Steve. But you must answer a question. That question is...do you like me?
>Not really.
>Oh...

>I'm gonna kick your ass!
>Nuh-uh, I'm gonna kick your ass!
(cut)
>I kicked your ass!
>I know. I guess I was wrong about who would be kicking who's ass.
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Mature. Navajo. Bitches.
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>>107580195
>Sydney! He raped it!
>I mean he just aaaaa... Yeah the guy raped a tree
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>>107582605
I'm glad Patrick Stewart manages to have fun with his VA roles.
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>>107580609
I kinda wanna know what coked out Principal Lewis and Coked out Bullock would be up to.

I just wanna see that fight.
Let them fight.
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When Stan convinces his family the world ended and shoots the guy hang-gliding
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>>107583526
>When Stan gets his memory back and still goes with his lie life that Francine made
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>>107580763

And then he just starts bawling.

>I MADE A SWEAR!
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>>107581304
Steve has a veritable fucking HAREM considering how many females he's actually stacked up as either being into him or outright in a relationship with him.
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>>107583526
I just loved how the guy didn't even want to know the context of the story he just went with it.
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>>107581503
>>107581630
>Now your son will never beat you because he'll never get laid

Episode makes me sad because it reminds me of me
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>>107583578
>“That wicked woman! Do you know she asked me to pretend I was your friend since childhood? Man, like I'd do something like that to you. We’ve been friends since childhood
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The entire puberty flash back with haliey
>What do you mean EVERY MONTH!?
>THIS IS AS BIG AS THEY'RE GONNA GET?!
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>>107583578
Wouldn't we all
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>>107580804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A

Wax Fang is a band
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>>107583578
I fucking love it.
He just hits the ground running, just helping literally without a second thought or even a question.
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> Stan, I'm at Shenanigans. I'm super drunk, and about to get raped. Come pick me up... in forty-five minutes.
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>>107579632
HOW HAS THIS NOT BEEN POSTED YET
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>>107580924
Early American Dad is just Republican Family Guy. It's season 2 where it hits its stride.
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>>107583620
The only thing I have to say about this is, it doesn't feel like American Dad, per say.
It feels like this tiny peek into an entirely different show that stars Jeff in space. I think it could have worked, that song segment was amazing.

These people takes risks all the time and that shit just PAYS OFF so many times in a row.
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>>107579632
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>>107583681
Related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUdL8ZV5WTc
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R I C K Y S P A N I S H
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>>107582235
>the deconstruction of society is actually a good thing

Let's take two steps back friendo
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>>107583648
>Tearjerker and Dr. Jordan Edilstein not top tier.
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The Pinata Man play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to3l7LDGiBA
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>>107579632
I’M JENNY!
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>>107583970
JEEENNNNNYY
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>>107583325
Its no where as good as even previous seasons were, it hit a gold note with nighthawks hideaway but the more recent one parodying wonka was odd and not very interesting. Glad Bullok was back even if it was very temporary
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>>107583648
>Donald the hipster in shit tier
How could you be so wrong when he got the other guy to pay his debt makes me laugh every time
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>>107579632
xD it's my fave show xD
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>>107580439
This is what did me in for her when I was a kid
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>>107583680
it blows my mind. they took the character generally considered to be the show's weakest, and dedicated their 150th episode to a balls-to-the-wall sci-fi epic featuring him and almost no other characters we know, and the result might be the best episode of the whole show.
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Everything about the episode "Jack's Back". I've got a lot of favorites but this is one of the ones that never gets old.

>"Here comes Hayley, here comes Hayley"
>*Bike horn*, *sound of someone hitting pavement*, Stan shouts "GOD BLESS IT!"
>"I think we need a little comic relief in here. Where's Roger? ...or Klaus? Maybe he can say a funny German word! .....KLAUS!!!"


And of course, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqMppTCwAUM
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>>107583529
>your sycamore had saplings
>I made them watch
the delivery gets me every time

Also this, especially the end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko9a7WiVs4
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>>107580061
>Thank God I'm just his secretary.
>I'm an associate!
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>But, you picked the name Nemo. That, that doesn’t make any sense.
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>>107584498
>American dad premiered almost 10 years after family guy
>it's been on so long there are babies that are now teenagers watching it
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>did he sound smarter a second ago?
>Ha haaah. I was only pretending to be a genius! Now here’s another surprise, Johnny has a ba-dada-dadada
>Johnny concussion accidentally shoots the rest of his gang
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>>107580880
>I don't like to think about you, it's confusing.
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>>107585225
>American dad premiered almost 10 years after family guy
It was only 5 years
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>Floor spaghetti.
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>"Give the cutest one this"
Hands him a dollar bill
>"And give the ugliest one this
Slaps him full force.
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>Fire up the Cloud Car, Lando. I'm comin' to visit
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>>107581304
I still cannot believe that line made it in.
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>Stan chokes Roger out, measuring the time the whole way
>resuscitates him just to make a point
"You're mean!"
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>>107585225
nigger i am 23
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>"INTERCOURSE!"
>"FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!"
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>>107585225
nice bait, grandpa
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>FranCEENE, you t-boned me, bro!

It's the delivery that gets me.
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>>107579897
The worst part about that joke is that I worked as a sample dispenser in one of those big box stores. It's the most I've related to anything in this show ever.
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>>107583648
>Lucius Mayweather in Average
>mfw
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>>107579743
>But now that you have reminded me, the humiliation I suffered that day will not go unpunished. My pain is the bubbling cauldron of molten steel that will forge the saber of your demise. I shall NOT BE DENIED MYYYY VENGEEEEEEEAAAANCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI30Xe1wRGc
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>>107583662
desu even season 1 has its charm. Even as early as the first episode, which is almost just a long volley of stupid political jokes, there's some real gems.
>Stan and Steve fake stealing a purse leads to Stan getting too into it and just running away with the purse, on the drive home he has glass shards in his face from diving through a window.
>Steve goes into the principal's office to tell him the school charter lets the student body president seize any area of the school and Principal Lewis just goes "You can read! The system works!" Then despondently adds, "I'll be back for my things." and leaves.
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>>107580515
>...You used to watch Sesame Street.
As I've gotten old enough to see child actresses grow up and do nude scenes i find myself quoting this a lot more often
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>>107580609
>why rainkid?
>never touch a fat boy's candy
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>>107586283

>OW! OW! HIT THE STUD!
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>>107583341
>You're really gonna kill 5 people over 20 dollars?
>Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over 19 dollars?
>....oh yeah.
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>>107580924
The smiths are just way better than the griffith and Stan's job give them posibilites for better plots, also not cutaway jokes
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>>107580160
This episode is when I fell in love with American dad, I like it before then but after this It was my favorite show.
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>>107583609
Stan shaking a fork at her in terror is my favorite part
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>>107583648
it's quinoa, not keen wa, just like the superfood
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>There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary. It... ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher!
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>>107587322
Lel
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>>107587322
>ahaha you thought I was making a Holocaust joke
>SHAME ON YOU
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>once you get off the plane you can't get back on
>darling, this is the man who got on and off pain killers 6 times!

later

>yeah they wouldn't let me back on the plane, although subconsciously I think I just wanted these pain killers
>aaah, normal
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>>107580880
>No I mean how do you have kids when your entire persona is fabricated?
>We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.
>That is an unsatisfying answer.
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>HE WASNT A DEMON.
>HE WAS AN ANGEL.

Guy Fierri drowning in Queso was the good stuff.
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>>107583754
Explain what you think deconstruction means.
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>>107579922

The slower the cook the better the pork.

Gets me every time.
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>>107579632
Do you know why there is lava under Washington DC?
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>>107585933

Him fucking up the shot and then going "YOU HUSTLIN ME BOY" is the dumbest joke but its so good.

Me and my friend say that whenever one of us fuck up in front of the over.
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"THERE'S SO MUCH CRIME IN THE DESERT!"
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Did you know that the car would run cleaner if they added another carbon molecule before the potassium?
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https://youtu.be/k9b_ooAzP-E
It's a reference to das kleine Mädchen & die kleine Person.
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>>107583648
Why does no one do these for the girls in the show
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>>107583648
because its a shit tier list
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>>107589570
This was the first episode I ever saw and it immediately hooked me on the series.
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>>107579857
Took me a long, long time to realize that was a reference to Whos Afraid of Virginia Wolf
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>>107586369
Lindsay Lohan?
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>he hasn't talked to his dad in years, and his mom left before he was born

>how.... how could she do that?
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>>107590884
I forgot about Hayley rich boyfriend, I like him way more than Jeff. His Rich kooky antics we're a good match for Stan C.I.A antics
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Suicidal lemur's got my gun!
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>>107591037
>You sound smart like Hugh Grant the actor, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!
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“I sometimes sleep under your car, like a cat or a meth addict. And just between you and me...I’m not a cat. Meow.”
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>WE'RE ALL WATER, STEVE!
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>>107579632
>Tell them how you killed the baby
>ROGER NOOO!

Me and my mom fucking love this scene.
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>>107580587
and Luis
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>you are like a son to me. And I will let you drive my Camaro, once I fix the GOD DANG DRIVESHAFT.
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>mene mene tekel, satanna satanna
>mom, steves acting weird again
>steve stop babbling at your sister in aramaic, it's a dead language
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXmoGsXDssw
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>>107579632
This one I saw last night:

I made it in the episode
PAY ME BITCHES
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>>107580153
>kenshi.wav
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So many to choose from

>I say cocaine now

>Francine I haven't been entirely truthful with you

>US immigrations, where is she?
>Run Annabelle
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>>107591575
>I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiii
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Cheesers came back.
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>I can't believe you're an educator, Louis.
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>I dunno. I think of all the people he's ripped off....but then I think of how funny and cute he is and I just wanna sit on his face.
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>>107579632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKxmYVbjl0I

Then there is this gem which I use this line all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEfuOsBaP1A
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Everything on the peanutbutter episode. Every time Roger is confused or unsure about his personas. Every time Klaus isn't just a pathetic loser.
>You don't know why the Americans and Germans were fighting in WW2?
>No
>...Nobody knows.
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>>107592569
The whole set was gold
Damien looking kid
Stan shoots him
Jesus "what did you do!"
Stan "I just killed the Antichrist."
Jesus "what? No! There's a school nearby, sometimes the kids come in here and play!"
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I dreamt of Paris again last night
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>>107579874
reddit
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>>107590836
Most recently Maisie Williams
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>>107580088
I love that exchange.
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>>107592569
That episode was incredible.

>HE TURNED WATER INTO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
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>So Cookie, do you like ponies?
>No, I'm almost sixteen
>Oh, so what do you like?
>cocaine and stuff
>Yaaaaay!
It's Roger's delivery that does it. Also that entire scene is gold.
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>>107591575
>>107591865
Everytime Roger starts his sentence and Francine falling for it again and again is golden.
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>>107595093
That one scene with the werewolf hunter was amazing.
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>Finding any of this funny

Yikes
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>>107595253
Is kinda funny
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>>107595093
I WASHED YOU IN THE SINK WHEN YOU WERE A BABY I AINT GONNA LET YOU DIE
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>>107580637
OH DAMN
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>>107580637
I will never not love the fact that this was supposed to be the canon ending to the show.
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These two scenes are what got me hooked on the show for good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52jsLKm7FU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lh1u7FUOiE
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>>107595858
That second one just gave me a whyboner
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>>107579632

Make mine p-p-p-pepperoni

Make mine p-p-p-Vicodin.

One of my favorites, so stupid yet fitting.
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>>107592620
I weirdly picked up Stan saying “stay here” to his briefcase and used it a lot when I was a kid.
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>Step one: Boil Water
>what am I, a chemist!?
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>>107595935
>How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
>Uh, three should do it... What?!
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I know it's not American dad but it can't can't helped
>If gays want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us I say let'em.
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>>107580609
>Not women... GIRLS!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLtUYAHTmJI
I laugh everytime Roger removes his sunglasses, its so perfect
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>>107595858
>This episode airs
>My dad turns to me (1 of 4 kids)
>"That's gonna be you, anon"
>"Psh, yeah right dad"
>Now 25 and still at home

Welp
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>>107596072
I love It’s Always Sunny
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>>107591004
I was gonna say he's too gimmicky and convenient but then I realized the show will force a plot if they want, like how Stan in one episode can be so connected that nothing is an issue for him but then the next he's treated like a total nobody. So if he stuck around I could've seen them playing
>Stan Begs him to fix their problem with his money
>He says money isn't magic
>immediately literally uses money like magic but not to solve the problem
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>>107580061
The clown college one is my favorite. Just the disgust and resignation in Steve's voice when it clicks
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Lavate las manos
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>>107596309
>The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and- Shit. It's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.
Good lines all around
>Did you ever think you'd have a son who'd be going to one of the most exclusive nonsegregated clowning academies on the Atlantic seaboard?
>No. No I did not.
>It's my aclowntant. You know, a clown accountant? He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to “BOOBS” Pretty funny, but, frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.
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>>107596072
Related
>if two men want to open up to each other and share a love more sweet and exquisite than anything a man and woman could ever find together, then that's their problem.
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>>107580924
The characters, the tone. AD isnt smug when it makes race or sex jokes so you know its just funny and not "edgy"
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>>107596128
>Signed John Travolta
That always gets me
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>>107581703
I think the best comparison is Victorious vs ICarly. ICarly was funny absurdist while the other one had everyone hate each other for basically the entire series
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>>107583648
This is actually a good list. Though its funny seeing two parodies from the same eisode be on opposite ends of the list
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>>107596543

iCarly had a better cast, anyways.
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>>107595270
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>>107596422
>Pretty funny, but, frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.

https://brobible.com/culture/article/dane-cook-brother-steals-millions/
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>>107596574
Also true
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>people think so fast!
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>>107580439
She uses labia as a singular noun when it's actually plural
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>>107579632
>Excuse me, I ordered the red sauce.
Sorry we're out
>Really? Check again
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>>107596590
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>>107596471
On that note I wanna point out how well AD did the episode where Terrys father found out he was gay.
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>>107595969
>I sure can pump when I'm full of ham.
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>>107596912
[Stan leaves Greg & Terry's house]
Tank: Look at him. He's just gonna float away. Float away like a fairy.
[Stan carries two heavy trash cans to the sidewalk]
Tank: Look at him! Carrying those heavy trash cans like a girl!
[Stan moves a giant boulder]
Tank: I bet he wished that rock was a big, naked man!
[Stan wolf whistles at a lady on a bike]
Tank: Yeah, whistle a show tune, ya drag queen!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVqSHvR1dg
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>>107596813
Well now you know why she deserved to be stoned to death.
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>>107596828
Great taste, that whole episode was a fucking ride.
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>>107580780
The rapture Christmas was when everyone online and around me started to pay attention to American Dad again.
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>>107584675
It's incredible with what they did with him. They took the cliche of the stoned-out loser boyfriend and made him into a devoted and determined guy.

Jeff was literally offered a night of wild sex with a shapeshifter who could be anyone he wanted- and he turned it down. Even when she turned into Haley, he still couldn't, because he loved her that much.
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Vacation Goo is still one of my favourites
>Stan drugs everyone and puts them in tubes every year which also make Hayley and Francine infertile
>Gets caught and the other family members plan the vacation instead
>Steve and Hayley both just go with Stan's drug everyone plan
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>>107597503
>I wasn't gentle.
>violin sound
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What do you guys think of Rabbit Ears?
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>>107597443
>Stan's heaven is everything back to normal
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>STOP IT NATHAN. THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED
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>"GREAT GRIZZLY ADAMS, who fired the gardener?!"
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>>107597075
Hmmm...now you don't possibly think that...
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Wow she was really dry.
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Why the fuck didn't this complete moron just dig in and motorboat those puppies while he had the chance? He was explicitly told his hand couldn't feel anything, and instead of seizing the opportunity he acted like a complete retard. I fucking hate Steve. Why does he have to be just like me?
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>>107597503
>I'M IN THE GOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>107598256
He's not like you he actually has women into him physically and sexually.
Plus he's canon got laid by now.
Wherever the fuck that girl is now.
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>>107598290
For a kid that bitches constantly about trying to get laid he largely has had no problems with girls

He's even had multiple girlfriends. Kissed, held hands, dates, the whole fucking deal.
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>It's a Klaus has to pretend to give a shit episode
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>>107598700
Steve's character fluctuates a lot. He can be charismatic or super intelligent or honest and then the next episode he can be a total loser or just average or just as morally bankrupt as anyone else in the cast. Everybody in the main cast jumps around a lot but I think the only one with more variance than Steve is Stan. Or Roger, but that's kind of on purpose with him.
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The hallway joke with Roger and Jeff was easily the best B plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0JWy4dQFVk
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>>107598864
>Is that the 'Come Back and Kick Me' Whistle?
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>>107598821
>"Could you do something for me, Stan?"
>"Could you teach me how to read."
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>And that's how they do it from Egypt to France, a big bold step called the CONFIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE
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>tfw your will never have a daughter that will kill you on her wedding day
Why live
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MISTER AND LAAAAAADYYYYYY
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>>107595270
absolutely based
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>Yeah you go do that, I'm gonna go find out who these black people are.
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>>107598700
>>107598290
Imagine having a singing voice like steve and not dropping panties wherever you go.
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>>107598864
>The hallway becomes progressively more rundown and shady each time
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That. Was. The. Best. Sex. I've. Ever. Had.
With you.
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>I wonder whose car that was
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OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!
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>>107600401
HE'S A SOLDIER
AND A HERO
AND A NOVELIST
AND NOW HE'S ON FOX NEEEEEWS!
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>>107600580
They need to update the song
I think he works for the NRA now
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>>107600889
He’s still alive? I figured he died by now,
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>Jeff hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was even born
>how- how could she do that?
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*gasp of inspiration*
"Who ever heard... of a SAD clown?"
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>>107600958
>the entire sequence where Stan and Roger are high
Usually I don't dig dude weed lmao-humor but that shit was hilarious.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlglMf0v50Y
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The maybe later I'll introduce her to THE THICK-NESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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>>107585247
That episode was gold.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IUueL6Sm6Y
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>>107600958
Idk why but this quote has stuck with me the longest
>>
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>>107601594
It's the delivery. The perfect mix of indignation and confusion.
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>breakfast blend?
>BREAKFAST BLEND?
>the president is drunk off his ass and you want to serve breakfast blend?
>...
>yeah that could work. Where are the filters?
>Above the sink.
>ABOVE THE SINK, Francine, ABOVE THE SINK?
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>>107580481
Oh.
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Everything he appears in is kino

Took me forever to realize he was based on Forest Whitaker tho
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>>107598827
I think the biggest jumps are in his maturity, there's episodes like the Krampus one where he's mentally like 7 and then other ones where he's an adult.
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"Get me that SALLLLLllllllllltttttttttttttttttttttttt."

>fucking echoes with salt falling from her mouth

This was fucking great. Like, I can't even describe it. It's just so out of left field.
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>Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna wait until these white folks go to bed and then I'm gonna dig up that gold.
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>"What do you mean YOU PEOPLE?"
>"These people"
>"Oh I thought you meant the U-people. They live underground, see. That's where the U comes from. But if you find one, they sure are tasty."
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>>107603153
Good times in that episode
>Schmendship
>Roger’s fake backstory for his little girl persona that might be partially true
>Stan pushing Toddler Steve and the salt executive approving of it.
>Francine going crazy for salt
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-That episode where a toddler reports on a violent car crash.

-The one where Stan goes undercover to get a fake ID, but ends up spending a romantic evening with some guy set to Fun's "We Are Young"

-Boys 12
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>>107603195
>Is any of that true?
>Some of it!
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This one was just on but
>"I'm almost hitting 30 and I'm freaking"
>"Yeah good thing I don't have to worry about that for another...15 years. Holy moley look at the time.
It's almost past curfew. Can one of you drive me to the library, that's where my parents think I am"
>"tone it down"

>"Yeah we're not definitely ready for kids"
>"We kill kids!!"
>"TONEITDOWN.
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>>107603203
>Thank you, Terry. What does burning flesh smell like? This reporter need no longer wonder after arriving at a multi-car pileup on the 395. Body after charred body was pulled from the wreckage of the gruesome collision. And I stepped on a eye!
>That. Is. Precious.
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>A limo? Are you rich?
>YEAH JEFF I'M RICH. I'M A MILLIONAIRE. THAT'S WHY I PUT ON THIS STUPID HAT AND DRIVE THIS LONG BITCH.
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>>107595893

GREG AND TERRY'S DAUGHTER SPEAKS FRENCH AND ONLY FRENCH
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>>107603282
>Reggie: You have a mother. And you said all that. I'm gonna tell your momma what you said.
>Bullock: *weakly* Don't.
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Not really a single joke, but "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
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>>107603335
The only time we saw Stan’s mom and dad interact
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>>107603335
I can't believe people didn't like that episode. It may be the theater nerd in me but this one may be my favorite.
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>>107603294
>Inbred dinner wolves! This is what I'm talking about! Embarrassing!

>Wait, wait, wait, what's the emergency fund? >So I take $50 from your wallet every week. *quietly* For drugs.
>What?
>*quietly* Drugs. Drugs, okay?
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>>107603335
DAMN
THIS
HEAT
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>Kiss me.
>I thought you were straight.
>I am, but these people can control the weather.
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>>107583702
>"Butts McButts"
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>>107579632
Stan: Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait. It's a cheetah. Chee-tah. Chee-tos. There's so much beauty in the world.
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>There is so much crime in the desert!
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>"Mom can't find her car keys."
>"Okay, what were you doing the last time you had them?"
>"Driving! I think it was the car!"
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>>107603719

>You unrionically enjoy 'Night Ranger'
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>>107597445
You want the most amazing thing about Jeff?
He's not a character, he's just some guy in real life that portrays himself.

It's motherfucking Chuck Magione all over again!
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>Family at some swanky hotel
>Klaus gets tossed in some big aquarium and enters a glowing castle door
>>"Some say that was the end of Klaus’ story. Some say it was just the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle"

>short joke with Klaus being on some magic circle
>Some little tentacle left on the table
>Klaus cuts himself out with a sword, complete with a Crown
>>"It was 50 years in there, how long was it out here?"

>The Whole Ollie North song.
>AND NOW HE'S ON FOX NEEEWWWWWWWWWSSS

>Steve getting pissy at Toshi for not speaking english
>>FOCK. YUUUUUU.
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>>107604575
No wait, I just looked at the last one and it was snot mad at toshi

>Learn! English!
>>EAT. MY. BOWLS!
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>>107604575
I think that last one was Snot and Toshi
>LEARN ENGLISH. LEARN. ENGLISH
>SUCK. MY. BOWLS!!!
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>>107604608
Is that the one where they have their last sleepover with a black guy who may or may not have been an old childhood friend but they agrees was most likely just a random guy?
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>>107604608
>Steve and his friends learn magic
>End up understanding Toshi
>"Now that you can finally understand me, I have to tell you all something. I absolutely adore the Pirates of the Caribbean movies."
>"...Oh. Okay."
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>>107604608
I love when his own mom called him out on it.
>Why do you only speak Japanese?! I don't even speak Japanese!
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>>107604699
>>107604608
>>107604623
>"What? Why do you only speak Japanese? I don't even speak Japanese?"
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>>107603354
People didn't like it? It's my favorite episode by a wide margin.
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The ones I constantly think about are Camp Refoogey, the entire Vietnam reenactment episode, and the black guy in the alien hunter episode.
>hey that's my spaghetti
>that's the first I'm hearing of it
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>>107604827
The part where Steve is asking for his Care Bears blanket always gets me
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>>107603766
>Francine getting more and more upset as the fireman violently destroys whatever part of the house Steve directs him towards
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>I GUESS I'M TAKING THE PUMPKIN

>AT THE CORNER, TAKE A FRIGHT!
>SHUT THE HELL UP!
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>>107604827
Oh yeah another one for me is DIOS MIO MONEY IN THE BEAR. Not that I find it especially funny. Just something that's stuck with me.
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>>107604908
Don’t you do it Steve.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNIj2Qt1Nc
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>>107604889
>I couldn't help it. There was a Semitic woman who kept screaming "COASTERS!!!"
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>>107604978
"I'm sorry- what the fuck is that?"
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>>107583680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A

>A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic
>It would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen
>It would cause such surprise it would make all of their minds electric
>How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem?
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>>107579632
El perro, el perro, es mi corazón,
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante,
Cilantro es muy famoso,
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.
El perro, el perro, nunca sin razón,
El gato, el gato, el gato es obsceno.
Cilantro es caliente, Cilantro es cariñoso,
... nunca sin razón,
El gato, el gato, el gato es obsceno.
Cilantro es caliente,
Cilantro es cariños
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>>107595969
>Ba de ya, say do you remember, ba de ya... How did that get stuck in my head?
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>>107605113
>Roguuuu saaave daddyyyyyy
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>>107605113
I love how Francine just tries to ignore it at first
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>>107580763
>I MADE A SWEAR!
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>Steve, I freaked out!
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>Maybe Baby.
>>
>No, I don't want no kids
>A kid is a thing I don't have or want to have
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSMl7TFA54
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>>107604978
Between the ep where Roger gives birth to Jeff, Rogu, and now literal Baby Roger the writers sure love Roger and pregnancy-related things
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvPnsciUja4
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>>107605652

I swear this is a reference to something, but I can't place it.
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>WHO THE FUCK SAID I DO TOO MUCH COKE!?
>Alright. Shoes on everyone, Klaus is in one of his moods
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>>107605652
Jesus christ I forgot this was in Camp Refoogee, that episode had too many great moments.
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>>107599139
TUNJI!
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>>107600889
He quit last month
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>>107605753
*Razor
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>>107603203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVp6p89AHNE
How did they manage to cram so many jokes into a 2 minute song
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>>107603354
How can you like this show and not like that episode?
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>>107579632
>Nein. Nein Roomba!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVNQp1_eCb8
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>>107579632
Next of Pin, from Stan’s daydream about a killer Steve to Steve getting stabbed to Stan failing to eat the evidence, to the end. Also
>BOWLING!
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>>107605652
[Stand Master]
Steve Smith
[Stand Name]
Baby got Back
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>>107605677
There's was also the early one where he impregnated Steve.
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>>107598864
>... I'm gonna rape him this time.
>I remember a time when this was a safe hallway!
Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>107606287
Ah yes, when Stan milked Roger to make potato salad
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>>107606287
In the flashbacks in the eps where he plans to "leave": Earth only to force Jeff in his place there's a scene where he gives birth and high-fives the baby as well
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>>107603203
>The one where Stan goes undercover to get a fake ID, but ends up spending a romantic evening with some guy set to Fun's "We Are Young"
The best part of that is Francine standing in the window sipping coffee with that "are you fucking kidding me" glare.
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I'M WATER
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Oh No! The Home Invader is here!
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>So have you heard anything, is Chazz gonna be okay?
>...no
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When Stan finds out the joys of masturbation. The whole mosquito bite bit was hilarious. Sooo itchy.

Also when he leads Steve to walk in on him plowing Francine to prove he is the alpha
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>>107585831
The most embarrassing part is when they try to justify to you that they're taking extras. Like, just shut up and steal the sample plate, for god's sake.
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>>107606440
[Lewis just piledrives Steve into the floor]

"Oh my god! You're our principal!"
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STELLIO
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>>107606483
He just injected piss into Snot’s IV bag
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>>107606518
STELIO KONTOS
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The entirety of Poltergasm but mostly
>"What did you wake me up for? I was having a dream I owned a collectibles shop and was haggling with some kid about a Grimmace cup!"
>Later
"I don't want that cup... why would I want a non-mint condition Grimace Cup? Your selection is shoddy."
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why the fuck is american dad still funny and why has family guy not been funny since 2004 ?
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>>107579632
>Oh! Look who DECIDED to come to dinner!

Stan being an ass to Roger is never not funny.
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>>107606478
>Ooh, comic!
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>>107606982
>I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp. I was not giving her a lying down hug. I was not helping her look for her contact. I was plowing, Steve.
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>>107603282
>>107603298
Reggie wasn't that bad , I wish they would have kept the og voice tho
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>>107581368
TRACTA BOY
GOT YOU IN MY TRACTA BEAM
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>>107607066
>If they was guns, Reggie be dead!
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>>107607225
>Hey, family comes and goes. Kids you're in school with are forever.
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>>107579632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulg9HZIvD0o
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>>107583648
>Pete Pindleman in shit tier

Wrong
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>You don't deserve to be on that cross you wine loving bi sexual
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>>107579632
>JEFF!
>WHAT?
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>>107603335
You thought I was sleeping. Ah, acting
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>>107606982
Mommy and Daddy were just dancing!
>we weren't dancing
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>>107606119
anyone have a link to the japanese funk from this episode
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>>107606119
That poor rice cooker
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HEY! DON'T LOB FACTUAL STATEMENTS AT ME AS IF THEY'RE INSULTS!
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>>107606119
https://youtu.be/9Wu2tpBQ4q8
"And none of us remember buying that?"
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>>107596158
Brother?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l-oNtxipSs
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Tell me /co/, have you ever had to hide from someone because of a huge fight you had a year ago because you forgot your anniversary?
>>107607498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jn0Snx6yVA
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>All my life I've been a good man
>But now I get to be the BEST man

I died laughing at that one
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>>107599099
Oh, these are cheap
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>>107579632
Criss cross applesauce Ballad of Billy jesusworth. Steve singing 1 minute in
>https://youtu.be/ulg9HZIvD0o
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When Stan goes to the library to study and they have a montage to him reading books set to Weird Science.

>Did you learn anything?
>No, I couldn't concentrate. They kept blasting Oingo Boingo all through the night.
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>Hey, Dad. I'm calling from my history class. So, who was president when you were a kid?

>Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. (sighs) I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.
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> "I'll have know, James Coburn had a garden."

>"I"M SICK OF YOUR LIES ABOUT COBURN!"
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>>107580439
I love the hard cut at the end to her getting thrown in the police truck and begging for Stan to help her
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>>107580780
6 and 7 were reallly great seasons.
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>>107583370
I told you get help...and you harpooned me.
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>>107579632
>Stan, I'm at Shenanigan's. I'm super drunk and about to get raped, come pick me up... in 45 minutes.
>>107609322
Watching this scene right now
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>>107580594
Been saying it for years, American dad does absurd/surreal humour better than any other mainstream comedy. It's always got a real deft touch and puts just the right amount of everything into each bit
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I'm disgusted /co/. How hasn't this been posted yet?
>I'm so proud of my son. In fact, this is the wall where I keep all his awards.
>What? There's nothing there! Oh my God! They've been stolen! I better call the sheriff!
>We're gonna get to the bottom of this! It's ringing... Hello, Sheriff Perkins? Henry Fischer. Yes, yes, father of the illustrious Jeff Fischer. Someone has stolen all his awards. All of them! Must have been several strong men with a huge truck. What? What do you mean, Jeff's never won an award in his entire life? But if that were true, that would mean my son is a worthless piece of crap who never accomplished anything! Well, sir, I'm not gonna sit here while you say those awful things about my pride and joy!
>I promise you, son: I will not rest until I get every single ribbon, trophy and letter of commendation back on that wall!
>I'm gonna go down to the bar, round up a posse. We'll get Charlie's dogs, close off the perimeter! You just sit there and keep on making me proud.
>I need something for Charlie's dogs so they can pick up the scent. Do you have your high school diploma? No? They got that too?
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>>107608840
>OH NO! Jewel looks like a grown ass man!
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>>107607566
>What do people think of when they think of Germany?
>uuuuuuuuuhhhh
>The...Holocaus...
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>>107609702
And just like that, I’m reminded of the episode where Haley and Roger got scammed by a gorilla into eating whatever wasn’t gorilla brain and blackmailing them. Also that the gorilla had a human lover.
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>>107580637
>first American dad
>then the numerous ttg cameos
I kinda want to see him in more stuff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwoK5k7iFq8
I lose it everytime I'm reminded of this scene and I'm not sure why.
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>Roger takes over the yoga place Hayley introduced him to, in his Ragi Baba persona
>She tries to find a class not taught by him, finds one, taught by Dalton Gallaway
>Oh, Hayley, does Dalton Gallaway sound like a real person? Grow up, it's me.
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>>107610556
I like to keep a list of Roger’s personas, gives me fun aliases to give
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>>107609441
Only other show that flawlessly executes surreal comedy I've seen is 30 Rock, but that's live-action.
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Does anyone remember the name of the ghost of Christmas past waifu from the episode where Stan alters the past and has to shoot Reagan to fix it?
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>>107609441
I'm mostly impressed that they've managed to keep the show funny for so long. Even if the tone has changed a bit, people can find things they like from pretty much the entire run of the show. Most threads like this about cartoons tend to get almost all of the moments from a narrow part of a show, like the first three seasons of Spongebob or the first decade of the Simpsons, but there's things in this thread from season one all the way up to the season that's airing now.
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>>107611157
Michelle.
The same Michelle as his heaven lawyer.
She's a cute.
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>>107611235
Michelle is best girl.
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>>107579926
They did
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>>107583609
>when she sits down on the white couch
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>>107611235
>>107611401
>Did you know there's DNA in Poo? Cuz I sure didn't.
>We can't see God. Last time I was around him I got drunk and we got into this argument about abortion and I tried to kiss him...

>We can't go in there
>Why are you chicken? Oh wait that's right. Chickens have wings.
>....
>I'm sorry...I ..I thought you knew.

That episode was a goldmine.
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>>107611886
>When Roger spills wine on the couch, blames it all on Klaus, and when he finally confessed to the insurance investigator, he started talking about robbing Stan’s corpse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpvojjI9U24

This is such a fsntastic punchline that only makes sense if you've watched the whole episode.
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I have to ask. What the fuck does "lavate las manos" mean?
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>>107612682
wash your hands
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>>107599121
Murder sleeper agent Hayley was a gift that came and went to fast.

How did you guys feel about happy Hayley?
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>>107604909
You could see she had a shitty life, and the means to escape it was in a stuff bear the whole time. Really strong use of macguffin.
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>>107581368
Not even the best part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUBdrL09hqo

Also this show has so many rap and r&b montages.
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>Been rewatching the series from the beginning for three weeks now
>Remember how funny and perfect those first six seasons were and even those after that were still great
>Read tvtropes which said that fans has been calling the show shit since the end of season 6 and the TBS seasons are Family Guy tier
>finally get to the TBS seasons
>Still funny
>See resurgence of America Dad threads on /co/ after years of people remaining silent

Such a strange feeling. This season is definitely the best of the TBS seasons so I'm glad to see /co/ turned around on it.
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>>107613323
>Read tvtropes
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>>107584377
non english native here, does whomst've is spelled in a funny way? Wonder how many layers this anti meme has.
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>>107613474
>does whomst've is spelled
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>>107580804
>not the hot tub of love
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>>107613243
>I'm Ace Chapman. Star forward... Wait, does it have to be consensual sex?
>Yes.
>Okay, well, then you definitely don't want Ace. Oh, don't take those. You will be conscious but paralyzed for 12 hours.
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>>107583680
The writers say that they don't go too deep into Roger's backstory because it would just take over the entire show because its got so much potential. But I don't think we needed another Cleveland show, Roger is funniest when contrasted against the rest of the cast.
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>>107589483
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Every methhead in this episode makes me laugh like a retard

>not now mom I'm working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ToMIzpAMWU
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>>107613710
*crackhead, derp
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>>107613710
>Stan, are you on crack?
>What? No!
>I will be as soon as this pervert pays me!
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>>107579632

maybebaby
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>>107579874

lol... what

I don't think you get this show at all.
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>>107613765
Goddamit, now I have that stuck in my head.
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>>107583648

Donald the Hipster belongs in great or higher tier
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>>107609814
holy shit kek
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>>107579632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIYqmKtuzM
This episode is pure gold
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>>107613700
Phyllis
Becky Arangino
Amy
fight me
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>>107580061
>You're the dog trainer, aren't you?
>What, you think I'd spend all my time coming here to walk, feed and train all these dogs, Haley?

>I'm the dog.
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>>107580995
Why using a false swipe to catch them when a quick ball can catch them in the first turn? Also, in route 9 he has the shopping mall, he has everything he needs and yet he wastes time attacking to catch.
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>>107583648
>Chilly
>shit tier
Fight me, you bitch
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>>107579997
What the fuck lmao
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>>107614371
It was so spot on. I think people fixated on the pixie girlfriend and ignored all the little things like the sound design and cinematography that made it truly great.
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>>107615605
>What's with these cards bad Larry, you're killing me with these cards!
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>>107608419
that was real?
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>>107580752
Whole scene was brilliant.

Roger hid a keg of beer in a fake pregnancy tummy:
>aaaaaaah the perfect pour
*sip*
>that however was urine i just drank
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>>107615948
That episode was gold
>I'm a sex offender. I enjoy offensive sex. I offend people with my sex.

>Hey, anyone notice that Chilly is really an alien?

>Don't feel bad, Stan...I am one...bad...Larry. And one day...I will return more powerful than you could ever imagine.
>What do you think he meant by that?
>Who cares, he's dead.
Also the fact that Toshi's the only one who realizes they're going to be molested kills me every time
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>>107583648
Detective Roger is god tier, this sucks.
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>>107592277
Can't remember where that is from.
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>>107616350
Ace Crouton?
>>107616481
I think The People vs. Martin Sugar
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>>107579632
>*Distant carnival music*: papa, no!....
>Dentist: Do we ever pay our dues, Mr. Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrbbp2mAWKo
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>>107598864
>nod
lmao
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>>107615755
He use to give me Cheetos for breakfast

>They weren't even real Cheetos, some off bray name Cheezos
Vending machine, Snot just staring
>You were never there for meee!!!!
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>Francine stop messing around, there's two kids left in the spelling bee and one of them is Steve
>Is the other one a Japanese girl!?
>Ohhhh yeeeeaaaaah

Baba is a man of impeccable taste.
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>>107613700
Oh, Becky, I still feel sorry for her.
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>>107616841
Good episode. I liked when Francine and Toshi’s mom were facing off and Toshi’s mom finding out Francine was raised by Chinese parents
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>>107617130
Yeah, that was awesome.
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>>107617130
>What? Why do you only speak Japanese? I don't even speak Japanese!
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>>107583325
The first season wasn't good, but then the writers gave up, and decided to just fuck around, and now it's 80% gold, and 20% that falls flat, because no on check it because no one actually cares. It's great.
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>thread almost at bump limit
Even if this thread's going to die tonight, it's been refreshing seeing so many people who also genuinely love this show. You guys are alright.
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>>107617638
>love this show
Whatever dude I just want Francine to plant me in her rose bush garden if you know what I mean.
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>>107579632
Stan trying to reverse time when he read Hayley's note about eloping was hilarious.
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>>107617638
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>>107583648
>Sidney
>not god-tier
I mean he literally sells bibles for a living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OUkNOwpXtc
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This while moment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s4qES-2RkY
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>What do you do if you find out your best friend is an atheist?
>We're hardly best friends, Stan.
God I miss that priest guy.
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>relax. I'm not tryin' to kill ya, I'm just a drunk driver!
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>>107617861
>You are my queen Rebecca!
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The spelling Bee when Toshi's mom was gonna attack Francine and Francine reveals shes raised by Chinese and they go wuxia on each other.
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This thread's made me want to catch up. I haven't watched since there were doing something with a Korean shipping company.
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GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
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>>107619170
>AM I MAN?! OR BEAST?!
>Daddy!
>RAAAAGGGHHHHHH!

>So...we're not going to report any of the murders we saw tonight? I'm cool with that, just checking.
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>>107606440
AT THE HONDA CENTER



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