Terrible news! Let's continue! Loki's dead! Thanks to some schemes he's out of Hel and Valhalla and got reincarnated into kid. And that's where we are.Will Loki be menace to Asgard? Is it just a big lie? Do these storytimes have to have such an inconsistent pace?Join me my friends, into this, Journey into Mystery!
Just a heads up, will post some of the recap pages for two reasons, a)They are important, like this one, b) they are funny.
This is what happens when I dont do all on a schedule, I forget things! Previous Threads:>>106578374 JMS Thor Part 1>>106718964 JMS Thor Part 2>>106846726 Gillen Thor Part 1>>106860148 Gillen Thor Part 2
Some other developments that need adressing: Odin is back and ruler of Asgard.Tyr died and he's now the consort and general for HelaBalder is sorta dead, but just in Limbo fighting the World Eaters, they are not important.
Also thought about storytiming Fear itself...itself, but decided that all of this happens behind curtains anyways. So just have in mind that Cul the Serpent is going to start his war against the realms in Midgard.
I love this volume because it gives you all the information you need to know basically to understand Fear Itself and actually make it interesting. If I'm ever doing a MU read-through I would just read the JiM tie-in issues in place of Fear Itself. Fuck that comic.
>>107034239i really wanted someone to rip the damn vols in the win o. honestly.
>>107034239Yeah, it's a better story to know what it happened. And this one does have consequences. Also Thanks for the bump!
>>107034319I do have these phsyical, but the rips I found at getcomics.
>>107034319You know readcomiconline.to has just about everything right?
What now? We lie, we plan, we scheme and we betray, all for the betterment of the world.
>>107034439ahhhhh physicals. i kinda wanna get the 2 vols collected edition, but i'm debating between this, multiversity, the death of cap america (that collects all of it from the civil war trade) and (while i can't fucking find it, i'd really want it) starman omnibus v02.>>107034450yes, but i'd like to read it on my phone without getting 400000+ pop up ads about how im not having sex and i can jerk off to anime/video game/movie characters fucking
>>107034541All of them good choices, if you want JiM I recomend the omnibus, is really not that big or hard to read, and has the single best bound cover in the history of omnibi "A comedy in 30 parts or..."You'll have to wait till the end of JiM if you dont know what follows
>>107034594>the omnibusmy budget is kinda..... low, bub
>>107034541>without getting 400000+ pop up ads about how im not having sex and i can jerk off to anime/video game/movie characters fuckingthat's fair
Volstagg Champion of the Aesir!
>>107034753I totally get that. Still, I think if you can, go for it. I also think that the complete collection vol 1 is OOP, but that might just be amazon.mx
Knowing too much truth is a burden on those that choose to see it.
>>107034594Wish I picked the Omni back at C2E2, but I went for the out-of-print Kelly DP Omni instead for 60$.
>>107035042Though choices, but I say it was a good call.
>>107034061I want to adopt kid Loki.
>>107035185Such a rapscallion with the heart of a child!
>>107034293>>107034335>>107034367So this is what keikaku looks like.
Keeping Loki out of harms way? But his ways are harm-full!
>>107035285You have no idea. This whole story is a huge mexican Keikaku ST note: Mexican keikaku means keikaku
Heh, toungue, handmaiden, I love wordplay.
Behold Tyr! God of war, protector of the Dead! A change of job is all he needed.
Leah, sweet as a lemon and tender as a rusty blade. She's my favorite
Ah, Mephisto, when you are not taking marriages away you do enjoy making life, or dead, harder for other "villians" dont you?
>>107035608But that lightsaber though
>>107035185i just want the incest porn with Thor action figures
>>107033969Based Bob dabbing on Assgardians
Loki didnt make all the problems, but he certainly does know how to profit from them.
>>107035900That writing on the wall is giving be BvS flashbacks.
>>107035929Martha too is the name of Cul's Mother
>>107036059I just realized we need a "Don't believe his lies" edit with kid Loki's face.
>>107036116I would love to see that. Also would love a "Dont trust anyone, not even yourself" with different Lokis
"No good man will help you" "We'll have to make some bad ones then"
>>107036168Isn't that the opening to Crash Bandicoot 2?
Sorry, some issues.
>>107036292'member when Thor had to fight this thing when his bones were really brittle and he got pulverized?
And a little deviation from our path. This point one seems intrusive and unnecesary, because it is, but I hope it did help bring new people into the story.
Will keep posting tonight as long as I stay awake, dont you worry I will finish tomorrow if that's the case and we wont need a second thread.
Tales make us as much as we are made of time and blood. I bet you all have a good one
>>107034002>Odin is back and ruler of Asgard.WhyyyyyJMS's run was about a new start for Asgard and the Asgardians, including totally resolving Odin's story. It feels like an editorial mandate we have to get him back.A story about nuAsgard with Thor or Balder as king, trying to deal with all the ugliness crawling from the shadows now Odin is gone and Asgard being on Midgard without Odin to guide them (because he knows all the skeletons in which cupboard already) would be a fine story.
>>107036557Im there with you, even when I try to avoid the horrors of Fraction's, it just show's its ugly head. Dont worry, Odin is not going to sit in that golden throne for long
I got a joke for you: A marriage wrecker walks into a bar...
>>107036615I bet he smells awful, just look at the bartender.
>>107036640I mean, fire and brimstone is kind of obvious, what lotion would the devil like? A sports one? musky? Boss?
>>107036666I just remember First of the Fallen getting made fun of by Greek fishermen who thought he had problems with flatulence.
>>107034460I like that, "there is only one Loki would sacrifice himself for", himself of course!
seems like something went wrong with that last one, let me try to fix it.
there we go. >>107036694Of course Loki is as Loki does. And lies and schemes are the best he does.
>>107034623I'm sorry, but since I missed Fear Itself, what is Odin's issue? Why did he come back as an asshole and then return to Asgard-Asgard?
>>107036746And of course, my question is answered almost next page.He is just paranoid of Cul?
>>107036746>>107036755yupOdin is afraid of the last time that his brother the serpent came to wage war, and almost ravaged all the realms. So knowing that he will strike midgard again, he just rather stop him in his tracks before things scalate, that means taking out Midgard so he's out of fear-fuel before reaching other realms.
Nightmare is just jealous that the serpent didnt invited him to play with the fear of the mortals.
>>107036781>He's ripping me off!So did Neil Gaiman...
>>107036807>you will die for lack of human dreamsWhy not just hang out inside Odin's Odinsleep?
>>107036817>absolute madman asks for a tip from basically satan
>>107036831He will get what he wishes for.
Remember kids, always have pretzels. I prefer nuts
>>107036839If I give Satan pretzels, can I get the same deal I'd get for my soul?
>>107036859>as you wish my dictatorOf course there are puns in hell.
>>107036872I suppose, but I think you need to be a bartender, or barista.>>107036882What do you...? Oh, DAMN! Nice catch,
>>107036924>>107036930I enjoy these two pages in particular.
>>107036975To name them is to suffer their curse.
>>107035011Do we know who Loki's children are in 616? There is some half-breed guy if I recall, anyone else?
>>107037023There's Thor's bane https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jormungand_(Earth-616) And also Hela...sorta. It is something important to this tale so I will not dive deep into it, only it'll come. I promise.
Thor has hammers and axes. Loki? He has his wits and words.
>>107036615One of my favorite single issues of this run.
A lie told of blood and flesh and a sword. It will save midgard. It will doom Thor.
>>107037195The face in the top right seems highly exploitable.
>>107037195There's no way this will ever bite Loki in the ass.
>>107037218None whatsoever! It's just a lie made flesh! What's the worst it could happen?
Oh Surtur. You should know better.
>>107037255Everyone got what they wanted!
Dont. Trust. Loki.
>>107037268>the little shit films it
And now for the last full issue of the thread! The true Asgardian champion, the magnificent lion, the well endowed, the voluminous, Volstagg!
>>107037385>>107037392Is Volstagg the Volumnous the most underrated Marvel character?
>>107037406Are the two blue-eyed ones in the foreground girls? Please tell me they're girls or I'm guilty of a terrible sin.
>>107037407I say he has a wide, range of tales that can be told of him.
>>107037432I dont know, but It's ok anon, either way it's very sinfull.
>>107036732Satan's chair is made of pieces of the True Cross, heh
And now for the most accurate tale of this event.
>>107037448Wouldn't that burn his ass?
>>107037459>>107037448It is more of a dare and an afront against his godhead. I would assume. "Look at me boy, I sit where you died!"
>>107037465>death to nazisThat's mean, they believed in you.
>>107037488That's a very cute Carol
And that pretty much covers everything you need to know! Goodnight!
Good men have the heaviest of burdens.
And now, a final treat. Something I believe you all deserve if only because you have been patient with these storytimes, and hopefully will continue to read until the end.
The tales of the heroes, are not forgotten, even in death. Those that loved, have a flame that cant be extiguished. And even if death is that which separates lovers...
...There's always a way. Thanks everyone! For reading along, bumping and commenting. We will keep on next weekend, most likely friday afternoon. Until then! I need to crash now.
>>107037544Thank you kindly, good sir.
>>107036924Amazing, well played Mephisto
>>107036820Odinsleep probably doesn't happen often enough to sustain Nightmare, and even if he tried it I'm pretty sure Odin would notice and just snuff him out immediately.
>>107037544yay!Thanks for these storytimes Lokianon, I've really enjoyed them.
>>107037334>well endowedThat he is.
>>107037547>>107037797>>107037814>>107039893Thank you for stoping by! >>107037562>>107037694Welcome to the games of trickery and misdirection. Where lies are the coin and they all are counterfeits.
>>107037334>>107040740Aren't all Asgardians essentially larger than any human or other humanoid aliens and thus all of them would be, by default, better endowed than anyone on Midgard?
>>107043731That makes a lot of sense, except that is Sif, so she would be well aquainted to the girth of Asgardians, and Volstagg's does impress her. A lot.
One last shameless selfbump
>>107035883>today was the the dayPage instantly ruined.
>>107045498What more do you have in store for us?
>>107034061>cellphone>series d r o p p p e d
>>107036306It is a side story but a very good one, all Rodi Thor is good and this is no exception.
>>107037407he's my second favorite asgardian. He's so awesome
>>107037544Hail Asgardia! And Hail Bilda!
>>107046681Plenty! Just not for this thread, I just wanted to give it a bump so it would last 24 hours, in case someone else wanted to read. Now it can flow with the currents of the board. Next: Thor is gone! Noone trusts Loki and Nightmare wants to reap the fear that the serpent caused. Plus the true truth and nothing but the truth about the Disir, revelaed! Until then seeya around everyone!