Tighten did literally nothing wrong
>>107019559He cowtipped Otis that one time.
Except for everything? He tried to be a hero for what, like one week during a training montage, and then when it turned out the girl he liked wasn’t available, he immediately lost interest immediately because that was his only motivation, and became a supervillain immediately.
>>107019559He got /fit/ just for some puss
>>107019595Now that you mentioned it I can understand how he went all psychotic. He's been repressing his old asshole personality until Megamind gave him those superpowers.
>>107019595i knew it.
>>107019607Don't pretend you wouldn't do the sameYou'd all do the same if the waifu of your dreams left you
>>107019826If I was as powerful as him I would just do a Superman and flex on other people, wouldn't even be angry if a girl rejected me.
>>107019559>not being able to get pussy with the body of a professional bodybuilder.Is that even possible?
>>107019869personalitythat baby faceI imagine it'd get boring after a while fucking a dude with the personality and charisma of a middle schooler after a while, even with the hot bod they're rocken
>>107019869He has the head of a grossly inbred ginger Jew and the voice of Jonah Hill.
>>107019845>I would just do a Superman and flex on other peopleYou mean do a Flex Mentallo.
>>107019869Look at his face
>>107019985Flex is honestly a good role model for kids.Taught me to love myself a bit more.
>>107019947>baby faceOf what, Julia Roberts and Gene Shalit?
>>107019826The fact that anons on 4chan would do the same thing as Tighten doesn't make him in the moral right.
>>107019559>That thread where despite the numerous presented evidence, anons still insist that his name is "Titan"
>>107019826It's not pretending, I'm not a society-hating loser and wouldn't go on a rampant crim / casual collateral death binge just because boo hoo you don't always get what you want
>>107019869Tighten wasn't after ordinary pussy. He wanted Roxanne to be 'his girl'.
>>107019559God he's ugly
>>107021159that's why he has a mask.
>>107019771dude was always an asshole, he was just too weak to act on it before
>>107021190And it only covers the least ugly part of his head.
>>107021190If I pull that off, will he die?
>>107021235better than nothing
was Tighten's civilian alter-ego a green lantern reference? Hal Stewart (once he becomes Tighten, Guy Gardner comes into play)
>>107019826I won't lie and say I'd be a saint, but no I wouldn't. I'd fucking run a rampage across Cartel run Mexico for all that sweet drug money.
>>107019607just villain, not super
>>107019559Ever wonder what would have happened if Megamind's original plan had gone through and the reporter lady became a superhero?
>>107019826Just because we'd all do the some doesn't mean we also couldn't be considered bad guys who did shit wrong.
>>107019559Except throw an autistic fit when he didn't get his way
>>107019826Mmm, not really, I'd just move on
>>107019559Isn't this "X who was a piece of shit did nothing wrong" meme old enough to vote now?
>>107021347Was this in the Movie? I don’t remember.Though I think Roxxane would be at least a more competent hero than Tighten.
>>107021159It's cause he's a jew
>>107021294What's the difference?
>>107021347it always did seem kinda wasteful to just leave that stuff laying around at the end...
>>107019826Even if that were true, that wouldn't make me a good person. It would make me grievously flawed.
>>107021754At the time when Hal got his powers by accident, Megamind hadn't decided yet who exactly should be getting the superpowers of Titan. He knew what kind of character qualities he was after, but he hadn't thought about where he would find the kind of person he wanted, and he didn't have any candidates in mind yet.However, the dialogue was making strong hints that if he'd had more time to think about it and if he had been able to actually choose the person who would become his nemesis, it's very likely he would've chosen Roxanne.
>>107019869A lot of guys initially get /fit/ because they're too spergy to pull girls and think that getting jacked will compensate for their personality but there's a level of spergitude where it just won't. If you still can't act like a human being it doesn't really matter how fit you get.
>>107019869Most girls don't like the bodybuilder look.
>>107019869it works both ways anon>anon wants to fuck a stacy>completely turned off the second she opens her mouthsure they might fuck a few times but after a while the person is just too annoying to be around
>>107019869she was already annoyed with metromanwhy she want to fuck his autistic brother?
>>107021890What is the superhero paralel of Tighten? I say its Shazam because Hal is really just an immature manchild.
>>107019826You don't know me.with great power comes great responsibility.
>>107019826No, because I'm not an entitled manchild. If you are the sort of person who throws a destructive tantrum because your SO doesn't want to be with you anymore, that's probably exactly why they don't want to be with you anymore.
>>107021159Compared to you, he looks handsome. What's your excuse?
>>107019826Fuck off, now that I have power I have to be responsible with it
>>107019985>Hero of The Beach appears backwards when he's shot from behindKek
realistically what do you even do with superpowers to make the world betterstopping petty crime doesnt really make a difference
>>107023858Slay the heads of state and all that fail to fit your ideal world.
So thoughts on the movie itself?I love this movie, it might be in the top five of my favorite Dreamworks animated films. The word "comfy" is really overused but it's the only word I can use to describe this movie. I really wish it got a sequel, Button of Doom just made me want more.
>>107019595based Jonah Hill
>>107023858It makes a difference for at least 1 person
>>107023858If you could stop all the crime in somewhere like Chicago or even somewhere not specifically known for having lots of crime, like Atlanta, that’d definitely make the news
>>107019559dam that niggas design looks terrible
>>107019559Is that dreamcast wreck it ralph
>>107023858Don’t forget disaster relief and shit. Saving people from floods or keeping aircraft from crashing are also heroic deeds.
>>107019559he was pathetic lmao
>>107022400rofl, sure kiddo
>>107019869A /fit/ autist is still an autist.
>>107020850It's supposed to be Titan, but he's a moron who can't into homophones.
>>107024218>a /fit/ autistTautology!
>>107019826No, I'd just eat ice cream in my room and cry like a fatty and have real NEET hours.
>>107019826I'd go into construction work
>>107024411>BREAKING NEWS: Every construction worker in the city is out of work and they're all PISSED at the superpowered dickhead who tuk der jerbs.
>>107023858Honestly if I had say Superman's kit (not full godly levels) I'd probably go for fame/recognition. There are so many myths and mysteries in our world that I'd spend like the first year going out Indiana Jones style trying to find lost treasures, temples, cryptids, etc. I'd live stream the discoveries and sell/donate the findings that way I could be a hero who left a mark on the world you dont really see done in comics.
>>107024103>Go to fight crime in Chicago>Be on the news 1 week later as an "Alt-Right Black Oppressor"
>>107024531You could help mankind colonize the galaxy. Scope out planets capable of supporting humans, carry supplies and building materials there, terraform the land with YOUR BEAR HANDS... why explore this planet when there's a whole universe out there?
>>107023858First i will tell chink moot to give me the IP / addresses of all the fags that frequent boards like /v/, /b/, /tv/ , /pol/...etc and murder the lot of them After that, i will make it mandatory for everyone to submit a list of their favorite comic / cartoon every 3 months. The ones that i deem having shit taste will be obliterated
>>107019559He did everything wrong. He had no moral justifications for his actions and was basically a sociopath.
>>107024103You know stopping crime is harder than putting all the criminals in jail, right? You'd have to tackle the issues behind the crime, too. Otherwise more criminals will pop up. They're like mould.
>>107024527Fool, you do SUPER construction work.You build a moon base or some other shit that regular joes cannot do.
>>107019869I'm /fit/ and worked as a model for a bit but I'm still a virgin because I'm a legit sperg.Where's your god now.
>>107024601I've always had a fascination with our lost history and what we could potentially gain from getting it back. I mean we are still discovering new species of animals in the oceans and jungles and even tribes of humans we didnt know about. Like get me a light source & a camera that can stand the pressure and I'd walk/swim through the deepest parts of the ocean to find out what is down there.
>>107019985there is a fucking boat sinkin on the background
>>107024270Ur a homophone
>>107024668Just arrest them too.Eventually you will run out of crime to fight.
>>107024924How's that War on Drugs going?
>>107024531>>107024601I like both of these ideas, and I'd like to see a superhero specializing on either of them instead of crime-fighting.If I had to choose between the two, I'd probably vote for the livestreaming Indiana Jones. Outer-space colonization would probably be more useful in the long run, but stories of exploring dangerous and remote corners of the world just fascinate me.>>107024924Why not just put the whole world in a bottle?
>>107024668How about beating them so hard or outright killing them so future criminals are too afraid to do crime?
>>107023858I'd just use it on my everyday life, like, I can fly, no commute, yay, I can beat up that cunt from work, yay,I can rape to lose my v-card yay
>>107025063>I'd like to see a superhero specializing on either of them instead of crime-fighting.
>>107025073Didn't stop crime in the Roman or Persian empire, where they'd do some seriously fucked up shit to dissuade criminals.
>>107024863he didn't knew how to control his muscle powers back then
>>107024601>YOUR BEAR HANDSKEK