Please fuck off
>>107004125>4chanum, please correct this problematic image
>>107004108Why is she flipping her off in the last panel?
>>107004354It’s not even natural to count things off with your hand that way round.
>>107004370so you want her to be flipping herself off?
as hard as the retard ginger tries to get tuition and a room for college all the time, she sure doesn't seem to be learning anything and continues to act like a complete fucking retard
>>107004412well she is ginger
It's just absolutely mindblowing that Willis thought this plot was a good idea. This is the smuggest possible conclusion to the twitter hacking subplot, he's not even pretending to be realistic anymore.
>>107004459How old even is congresswoman desanto meant to be?
>>10700449930s, I think
>>107004505>>107004499Checked the wiki, her date of birth is listed as 1980.
>>107004526is that in the Walkyverse or Dumbiverse?
>>107004545There's the old comic universe (Shortpacked) and the new comic universe (dumbing of age)
>>107004370Oh my fuck do you idiot Europeans actually start at the pinky when you count things all across the board? I thought that was just a thing exceptionally weird people sometimes did and only for the number three.
>>107004553Oh, I wasn’t really aware of that.Given the sliding timescale though, 1980 woulda made her 30 when the comic started and 39 now... despite maybe a month passing in that time.
>>107004554No, we hold our hands up the peace sign way around to count things off. You know, like a normal person who doesn’t rotate their wrist 180 degrees for a casual gesture.
>>107004568>degreesDon't you mean fahrenheit?
>>107004568Okay, now try doing that gesture directly in front of your face, as if you were giving it through a narrow picture frame.
>>107004108This will only be worth it if it leads to Mary and Roz fucking somehow.
>>107005240Go back to requesting your whale porn anon. No one like Lucy (in either incarnation) because she's shit.
Stop reading this comicStop posting this comic
>>107005533Stop reading Questionable Content.
>>107005533>>107005676Can't we're in too deep.
>>107004108>Okay, Rebecca, lets go down that list. I can't get you enrolled in school for next semester, you have to get that ball rolling and I don't have any control over IU admissions. In fact, I'm pretty sure the dean hates me. Second, you're expecting me to spend thousands of dollars out of my own pocket, on top of paying you a salary, for you to attend college, despite the job I'm trying to get you to fill being a short-term temp gig that might not even get me re-elected. I don't even live in this town, so unless you want to move away from all your friends, and your girlfriend, you're out of luck. That's not even getting into the optics issue of me housing and supporting a teenage lesbian on the heels of a gay sex scandal, much less when said lesbian teen was roommates with the woman involved in said scandal. There is also the potential legal issues arising from doing all this while having you as a paid staffer. And lastly, they're not my political positions, they're yours. I was pretty upfront about only giving a shit because it polls well. That's politics, you pick maybe one or two of your principles to be an absolutist on and learn how to be comfortable selling out to your constituents, your party, even your opposition in order to get something vaguely resembling you want passed. So save your moral indignation for when you're not trying to play junior varsity lobbyist for your own personal benefit.
>>107004108Tuition included? Ffffffuck off. Her dad's in prison(?), so that's gotta be worth something when she applies for financial aid.
>>107004343It's the "go down on me" symbol.
>>107006243She's a homeless, LGBT teen whose attempted kidnapping by her dad was national news. She should have plenty of support, if not an outright fat stack of cash from a GoFundMe, on top of some kind of scholarship/aid. It's entirely possible that IU would simply let her attend, it'd be good publicity and Becky was already accepted into another college.Also I'd like to point out that Anderson University, Becky's old school, has a tuition cost almost 3x that of IU, so her family can't exactly be hurting for money.
>>107006307Will Becky abandon Dina for political power? Will Robin fall to the forbidden fruit of barely-legal sapphism? Will Dina unleash the Sexual Tyrannosaurus and rain fury upon the golden fields of Indiana?
>>107004125FpbpFuck off, Willis.
>>107004108I wanna fuck the black-haired girl
>>107005533>>107005676These>>107006175Fuck off, you can literally just stop reading and you won't lose anything. Sunk cost fallacy is exactly that, a fallacy. There is nothing to be gained from continuing to read either of those shitheap fuckfests of comics, there will be no payoff, it won't be satisfying, stop.
>>107007866You're literally responding to Willis btw.
>>107007902He only goes to /toy/
>>107004108It was almost okay for like two weeks and then it became worse than ever. Fuck these two
>>107008536>It was almost okaydon't lie to yourself, anon
>>107007876I'm fairly certain the face model is shared by 4 or 5 characters.
>>107009972I thought you were talking about the hair?
For fuck's sake, Willis
>>107011327Already talked about. Nothing wrong with that. You can see through hair.
>>107011378That's not how see through hair works though
>>107011414It is, though. See through hair mean there is a real thin layer of hair. If I can see that, anyone can.
>>107011480Hair doesn't not have the same transparency as a plastic bag
>>107011480Redhead lesbian doesn't have a thin layer of hair around her entire head unless she's seriously abnormally bald
>>107011378Yes, and we already pointed out that the eye, and usually eyebrow too, are an opaque layer over the transparent hair layer rather than underneath like the rest of the facial features.
>>107011698>opaquedon't you mean obtuse
>>107011378>You can see through hair.So are you going to post a picture that proves it, or just that one picture that shows how far off Willis is?
>>107011723don't get acute with me, pal
>>107013695*ftm trans straight boy
>>107014767Making it opaque also highlights how unnatural it is for Becky's hair to constantly be in front of her eye. Seriously, out of the four designs he's shown for Becky across two universes, he went with the worst one.
>>107015472>Seriously, out of the four designs he's shown for Becky across two universes, he went with the worst one.He wanted a "nontraditionally feminine" hairstyle (apparently not noticing the many women who've appeared in popular culture with sidecuts before then), then claimed the only reason people hated Becky was because they were "dudebros" who were angry that they couldn't jack off to her because of her hair, which is one of the more bizarre things he's said.
>>107004561>sliding timescaleIs Ebloa Cancer-AIDS to any and all fiction.
>>107016305Yeah, the design with the fringed French crop not only looked better but also hewed much closer to an alt or dyke hairstyle than a sidecut.>>107016409Perfectly fine as long as you don't make real world references.
>>107011327It looks like some gelatinous blob has covered her face
>>107007947Heh, he's so fucked
>Give me free dorms, pay for my tuition and do my enrolment for meDoes willis really think this is how reality works?
>>107018239In real life a letter of recommendation by a sitting US Congresswoman can go a long way, but it's Robin. Though I think it's funny that the automatic assumption is that the author is ignorant rather than the character because of how Willis acts.
>>107019170Well I mean he said during the Toedad thing that the laws of reality itself will bend to make sure Becky gets her way so how could anyone even assume anything else?
Damn, we're still alive.Guess I'll post the new comic here.
>>107019561When it comes to Becky he's written something largely indistinguishable from Christian melodrama.
>>107019836Honestly, under a better writer Becky's story would actually be an interesting look at maintaining one's faith as a gay person.
>>107019990There's a lot of things that would be interesting under a better writer
>>107020167Nothing could make Dorothy or Walky's plot interesting.
>>107020215Walky's plot could work as a single character piece, but Dorothy is supporting cast-tier at best.
>>107019726Oh thank God Beck's gone
>>107020475Hey, Dreams was a good song.
>>107020497Becky. You know what I mean.
>>107020507heh, I did
>>107019726Wait, which one is meant to be blacker again?
>>107020826The one with the criminal background.
It appears my services are needed once again
>>107020507I sure do
>>107020854This man is 40 now
Jesus Christ. I checked, Robin hasn't been talked about for 2 real life years. This pacing is abysmal.
>>107022002It updates daily yet moves at less than one day a month
>>107020842no you fool it's the curly hair
>>107020826The one who had to straighten her afro
>>107022002I often find myself thinking about all the different long-running newspaper comics that have much better pacing than DoA.Gil Thorp, Prince Vailant, Apartment 3-G until the last few months when the writers stopped giving a shit...
>>107023369I think at this point Willis has worse pacing than Funky Winkerbean
>>107023375The cruelest irony of all...
>>107023767Pretty soon Willis is actually gonna write a storyline with cancer in it.
>>107004108Becky's hair reminds me of lego hair that has been turned 45 degrees.She cut half of her hair but that doesn't explain how the other half has slowly been eating her face.
>>107023814the whole comic is cancer
>>107023369I can't think of a comic that had an (in universe) two month long conflict last 7 years with long stretches of no progress.
>>107024304Not even QC?
>>107004343Because she's a cunt who deserves to be flipped off?
>>107024356She's not a brit though
I'm just going to wait here until it's revealed the fucking crazy girl's evil dad is the campaign manager of the rival and he chooses Toedad as the voice of their campaign.
>>107024539Nah, he chooses rapin ryan as his voice
>>107024539>>107024598And for no reason Mary stans all of them.
>>107024640>Mary stans all of themShe kidnaps them and drives off a bridge?
>>107024666Not quite, Satan..It's been generalized to just being a term for people who are like mega fans of a certain show or musician, to the point that they verbally attack non-fans and/or critics.
>>107024598>>107024640Toedad becomes the red sweater motherfucker from the last presidential debate.but yes, rapin' ryan is a better choice.>>107024666Willis needs at least one strip every six months where he writes the lyrics to a song rather than dialog. See: Female Twin doing Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt complete with "AHM" and "TADAWHH"
>>107024708>Willis needs at least one strip every six months where he writes the lyrics to a song rather than dialog.I know he did "Hurt" but I thought Willis kept his casual music tastes to his story-arc/chapter titles and namedrops.
>>107024851Oh no, her hair is symbolic of HIV!
>>107024729you know what no I'm thinking of the two or three strips he did where instead of dialog he just had chord progressions (...which I think were also from "Hurt")
>>107024878Can lesbians spread AIDS through scissoring?
>>107026585But didn't you read the book?
>>107020854>dealing with the fatigue, memory loss, confusion, and shame of the post-ictal state on a plane while horrified passengers stare at you>trudging through an airport after having a seizureI've been seizure free for a year and a half now, and this is is on of my biggest fears, up there with "seize while driving" and "seize while holding my infant niece".
>>107027548I wonder if that's an actual torrent
>>107027548>2tb USB stick>Faz is one of those Amazon scammers passing off 4gb USB sticks as 1tbThat doesn't surprise me.
>>107027732truly someone worse than ryan
>>107004108Why is her head enveloped in a jello block in the first panel? That's the dumbest transparent hair I've ever seen.
>>107027792it's more like a plastic bag
>>107004108Dumbing of Age's creator, Dave Willis, is friends with Jeph Jacques, hand-stabbing creator of Questionable Content. Both are friends with Zoe Quinn, and recently had dinner together at C2E2 in late march. LEFTY FUCKING FAGGOTS ALL SHILLING THE SAME SHIT POLITICS AND SJW KEKERY IN ALL INDUSTRIESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>107028086>Both are friends with Zoe Quinn, and recently had dinner together at C2E2 in late marchyou better have screenshots of that
>>107028115better, audiohttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/398628063?t=35m33s35:33Jeph: I'm still fucking jealous of Willis who I think is currently drawing strips for like, May or something? (date of video is March 20th, for context)Terence: Huh, how?J: He just like, he draws really fast, so on a good day he can get, like, 4 comics done.T: Damn you Willis.J: Yeah, I hate him, I hate him and his good comic, that is fun to read.T: My only interactions with him is through you, and it's always just like the both of you being idiots, and it's just like, God, yeah the people I-J: Pretty much.T: -the people I make friends-J: Yup. Yup.T: -with...J: You just make friends with the worst people.** both chuckling **J: You should have heard us when we went to dinner with Zoe last weekend at Emerald City (Comic Con), it was obnoxious as fuck.T: I believe it.J: Great.T: I made a special Discord just for us, and both of y'all just came in and shitted it right off(up?)J: hehe, yeah, that's what we do! That is how we roll.T: ...my stupid, stupid friends...
>>107028115sorry, confused C2E2 with Emerald City
>>107004108I think this is actually kinda brilliant (unless is not some dumb "politics are corrupts" joke): usually in life people compromise their values in order to obtain what they want and senator whatsherface knows this because of her experience, so she is putting orange jello in a quite a pickle: she needs both a place to live and her tuition paid, so she wont have other choice but work for the senator under her conditions. What would make really interesting this storyline is Becky losing her best shot to improve the conditions of gay community only to fail in college because she is not smart enough to keep up with the classes, Dina finding out what she did and dumping her effectively making Becky lose everything. Because thats how it is in this bitch of an earth.
>>107028233>Becky losing her best shot to improve the conditions of gay communityThat sounds interesting, but you obviously know that Robin is going to be convinced by Becky to change her views
>>107028086If you think any of those people are important figures in any "industry" you need to get out more. The internet has warped your reality.
>>107028446Jeph makes 12k a month from patreon
>>107028457>wealthy from your very shitty webcomic because you happened to jump on the bandwagon at just the right time when no-one gave a shit about quality, so they still forgive the fact you draw and write like a deviantart teenageris not the same thing as>an important or influential person in the comics industrySeriously, I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who would know who Jacques or Willis are.
>>107028446>willingly enter Dumbing of Age thread>"creator's a loser, doesn't matter in any industry"thanks for engaging, your content is really interesting
>>107028527You new? These threads are for shitting on Willis and DoA, if you actually like it you should probably leave. Also you have terrible taste.
>>107028529I, too, veer off the beaten path and navigate from 4channel to 4chan, where I can unlock access to the secret adult boards for sexyfuntimes and naughty pictures
>>107028550>someone shits on Willis, Jacques and Quinn all at once>"whoa whoa whoa, what do you think you're doing?">"you can only shit on Dave, and only int he very specific ways I approve of"DIE NIGGER
>>107027623if it is, it's now famous enough to be targeted by the man's stooges
>>107026756Did you ever, at any time, seek medical attention for your seizures? If so, you're way ahead of David "Barfy-Poopy" Willis.
>>107028233>>107028291Becky isn't even pushing on gay rights issues, just free college and UBI.
>>107006183Yeah, Robin is hopelessly incompetent beyond belief. The only way I would accept her character is if she suffered brain damage during her military service, but Willis is too much of a coward to go that route or too much a fool to think of it.
>>107031603>suffered brain damage during her military serviceI did a bit of an archive trawl because I remember an old thread having some posts along those lines, couldn't find it but I did find this post from June 2017:>More likely, Becky will end up helping Robin do an image turnaround because DoA is a world where Becky's retarded tweeting has mass appeal.
>>107032378Because why wouldn't a gay teenager be able to connect with the voting public of conservative Indiana?
>>107033652To be fair that district has had several Dem representatives, conservative Dems though.
>>107022002Speaking of Mary I'm surprised Willis wants to make her a punching bag instead of another example of a character seeing the light that is progressive liberalism and moving away from the devilry of religion.
>>107034275>another example of a character seeing the light that is progressive liberalism and moving away from the devilry of religion.That is Joyce's shtick. Mary is more valuable as a constantly upstaged foil. Otherwise the villains would all be the cast's fathers and Raping Ryan.
Damn, we made it 3 days without getting deleted.Time for the next comic then.
>>107036258Sal making a Joyce and Walky reference?
>>107036281very possibleIt would be kinda funny if Willis just went back on his word and reused all of the relationships from the old comics.
>>107036258I just want to marry Joyce and give her lots of children.
>>107028086You're not a conservative. You're just a contrarian.
>>107036416What's the difference?
>>107030474That's actually much, much dumber, both for her character and in real life.
>>107036395This but with Mary
>>107036566I suppose it's true to the name then
>>107036566>>107037761While her life isn't exactly ideal, she's got a pretty massive support network and relatively zero hardships; her immediate and near-future concerns revolve around money and college rather than being gay. It's better than him recycling Ethan's "all my plots are about how I don't want 'being gay' to be the only thing about me" shtick.
>>107038451I wish the DOAedits tumblr was still alive/moved to twitter
>>107039489We all do, Anon.We all do.
>>107034993this needs to be stored in .gif for full effect
>>107028160>He just like, he draws really fast, so on a good day he can get, like, 4 comics done....
>>107040179Willis can do literally nothing for a whole month and still make money
>>107040179He does low-effort, 6-panel strips that on average reuse 2 panels per strip, it'd be weirder if it took longer than day to churn out 4 comics.
>>107041293I really wish he would do Sunday strips again
>>107041463I don't know why he stopped, it could take that much more effort on his part.
>>107034993I can't see Mary being someone to support someone so ungodly
>>107041877Would she support Ricegum and his God Church?
>>107041877She's in it for Pence.
>>107042514Then she would want him in charge
>>107042619She knows how to temper her desires with reality.
>>107042872>desiresis she a pencil-pusher with the pencil-pusher blues?
>>107042884That's a surprisingly fitting song for Mary.Though as an unrepentant Mary/Carla shipper I'm partial to Hatefuck by The Bravery.
>>107020182You could make Walky better by having Joyce fuck him.
>>107043107No, Walky is for Lucy
>>107043153Well shit man somebody's gotta fuck Joyce. She's just so squishy.
>>107043318>somebody's gotta fuck JoyceI vote Ken
>>107041877Are you kidding? The Religious Right is all about Trump. Their entire metric for a good candidate is how much he promises to own the libs.
>>107043325Is he in this comic? I haven't read it in a while.
>>107043354He last showed up in January
>>107043325>KenFucking Ken? I had to look this guy up. Props to you for remembering him.
>>107043462Hell, I even remember Guns and currently ship her with Sierra
>>107036381>It would be kinda funny if Willis just went back on his word and reused all of the relationships from the old comics.he said that? but then wait, doesn’t Billie/Ruth break that rule?
>>107043550>doesn’t Billie/Ruth break that rule?No, because Billie/Ruth didn't become the final ship in the old universe.same with Dorothy/Walky.Dina/Becky does break the rule though since Willis stated they are a thing in the Walkyverse as well.
>>107043491>tattoo of a gunWhat is she, some sort of right-wing agitator?
>>107043961It's because in the old comics she was called guns for duel wielding handguns.
>>107004108Wait, why are the characters cute?
>>107023814He already did. Golasso's wife will eventually die in this universe too probably