>Chapter 70: Page 30>Hopefully this will never be discussed again.>----------------------------->I got married today.
Tom got married today
>>106440465What an underwhelming update>>106440465>>106440468What an underwhelming life update
So, this isn't a shock to anyone, is it? It's been obvious for years that Annie wants the dick from Smitty.Interesting that he's not her "crush", though.
>>106440465this implies that it's someone we know aboutwhich makes sensemy bet is Kat's dad, canonicallyher own dad, logically
>Oh yes, i will pick on me by saying who i have a crush on. Hah! that's definitely gonna put me in my place>No, i don't want me to say it! I am the only ones who know, but if i said it, it would be too embarrassingSound logic
>who you have a crush on
>>106440550I hope both Annies team up to kidnap Zimmy
>>106440554>you will never feel jones's rock hard thigh grinding up against your ultra hot fire elemental pussy while she looks at you like she truly does not give a shit yet deigns to get you off just because yeah I could see it
>>106440554I want to see Annie and Eglamore fight over Jones.
>>106440550>>106440554Annie is so gay
>>106440550>>106440554Who the fuck is this Chick
So Annie/Annie is canon now right?
>>106440465what the fuck
>>106440497Really? I never picked up on that BUT I'm a fucking stupid loser
>>106440622Tom's drawn her looking a bit sultry at him more than once. Obviously she's a (mostly) good person and she's not going to steal him from Parley, but I was able to tell for a while.
>>106440465It's probably Ysengrin.
>>106440612Yeah. They're both gonna fight the monster then finger each other, only to be interrupted by Parley.
>>106440659If, at the end of this comic, Annie actually does take the fucking knot, the shitstorm will crash the board.
>>106440583But she can't tell anyone.
>>106440659I could almost agree if it wasn't for the fact that Ysengrin is "dead" and there's no way they'd talk about him like that under these circumstances.
>>106440468Where can I see an update on this? Who did he marry?
>>106440465Annie can’t have a church because she’s autistic
>>106440465I still don't think either of the Annies should let their crew off the hook for what took place. Did they lock one of these Annies in here to die, or simply to sort out their differences (which would most likely be none)? Either way, this was a poor experiment.
>>106440714Give it up anon, you lost your chance
>>106440714Tom's pretty private about his life, there have been a few hints slipped around in his Patreon that he's been dating MagnoliaPearl, creator of Monster Pulse. She spilled the beans in an hourly comic.
cutenow when's the gay clone porn coming
>>106440497Well, there's a difference between acknowledging a person is good looking and wanting to get together with someone.
>>106440753did she draw tom in a manner similar to how tom draws himself (that is to say, kind of creepy and possibly covered in spiders) or like a normal dude? Or was it just something that was mentioned?
>>106440648>Annie>A good friend
>>106440648In curious now. I might go back and try to find examples of this.
>>106440484Are you kidding?
>>106440648This is pure bullshit.
>>106440465FFFFFFFUuuuuck, TOM, you blueballing piece of shit!
>>106440465Don't make me sympathize with both of these Annies, asshole. We all know one of them is going to disappear soon.
>>106440465It could be Winsbury.It could be Jones.It's rather unlikely, but not impossible that it's Rey or Kat.It could just be the forest elf guy, that'd be boring.It wouldn't be Jack, that's not much of a secret.It could be Annie.It could be Eglamore.
>>106440925If Annie's crush is herselfMan I don't even know what I'd do that's beyond the pale
>>106440999In a good way or a bad way?
>>106440465I bet you could edit the sixth panel pretty easily to imply some clonecestus yuri overtones.
>>106440465Annie is so hot.
>>106440659He's more of a father figure.
>>106440659Ysengrin's dead, she told her that just a few pages ago.They wouldn't talk about him like that.
>>106440702>>106440659I vote Rey.
>>106440727just watch her
>>106441247Like a god church.
>>106440753>>106440714This is she apparently. I wonder how Tom will change living in America with his American wife?
>>106440785He only shows up as a computer screen
>>106440999Would be the worst cop-out. Even from a selfcest perspective it's far hotter if it just happens spontaneously.
>>106441293I wish I had an American wife.
>>106441373I wish I had happiness and fulfillment.
>>106441293Red flags, red flags everywhere.
But really though, how come there still hasn't been a storytime of the Coyote! comic?It's been nearly a year, and i bet it's getting on his website next month, but still. Did nobody buy it?
>>106441382Bloody normies, I just wish I had more comics to read.
>>106441247I can't believe that Annie's the king of England!
>>106441417I can't see them. Tell me what you know, anon.
>>106441484she liked Mass Effect: Andromeda
Friendly reminder that Annie's fire spirit compels her to mate in order to survive, and her face going red and steam coming off of her head is actually the fire spirit making her super horny for dick.
>>106440554>Tony Cucks eggers out of Surma>Annie(s) cuck him out of JonesThat’s would be hilarious
>>106440738They expected to have em out in an hour and didn’t think there’d be creatures aboutBut there’s also two of them with fire powers so short of something really catastrophic they’d be able to handle it. And they are, look at them
>>106441559And eggers cucks Smitty.It's the cycle of cucks!
>>106441568Nah, just that guy. He lacks the power to take, only be taken from
>>106441579Who says Parley didn't take him?
Are we just going to have two Annie's for the rest of the comic nowIt almost feels like they're going to end up having a sisterly relationship
>>106441603I would actually be ok with this not even for the porn potential but admittedly partially for the porn potential
>>106441603I certainly hope so.
>>106441589Parley is a pure wheyfu>>106441603I know better than to hope. But it would be a fascinating direction for the story to take
>>106440484ITS THE UPDATE OF CUTE YOU SOULLESS MONSTER
>>106441603Well eventually they'll have to compete for the attentions of this mystery man
>>106441648*man, woman, plant, mineral, or cosmic force
>>106441648>competeWhy not both?
>>106440465>>106440468I'm scared.The only thing worse than getting married for the average webcomic's quality is having kids.
>>106441345Can you post the link to the hourlies ?
>>106441655They still speak to each other in individual terms instead of 'we', 'us', or 'our', so I doubt they'd go for the whole 'you're literally the same person' angleI can imagine them dressing up as one another to sabotage the other's chances though
Well congrats to that arachnid fuck
>>106441668You don't have to be literally the same person to be part of a harem, anon.
>>106440465Annie Carver more like Annie may
Also, she is 10 or 11.
>>106440497>it's been obvious for yearsNo, not really. Obvious based on what?
>Double Annies thinking about the knot in the last couple of panels
>>106441719Smitty is canonically the hottest character and everyone wants his dick, even the men. Canonically.>But-Canonically.
>>106441747I don't think that's true.
>the Annies teaming up to violate their crushWell, Imaa?
>>106441761But we don't know who their crush is...?How am I supposed to draw that?
>>1064404651. Congrats Tom you lucky hitched man.2. Fuck you Tom you shipping cocktease with this "she has a crush BUT I'LL NEVER TELL".
>>106441770Just have him blank faced like so many H artists do
>>106441293>going to live and get married in America when your source of income is a webcomic, for both of youdoes he like living dangerously?
>>106441770it's OBVIOUSLY zimmy
>>106440753>>106441293>>106441345This is so cool.I'm happy for Tom; he speaks very little about his life, but he seems to have gone through some rough patches. It feels good that he's getting married, just like I was happy to read he was quitting his job to do Gunnerkrigg full time.I remember Tom referring to Magnolia as his friend and as his best friend, years ago. Had they been dating all along, right under our noses? Or were they friends for a long while and that's a more recent thing?
>>106441770Well I guess you'll just have to draw a whole bunch of variants.
Given their reactions, it's probably not that big of a deal, more middly embarassing. So probably some rando in the cast.
>>106440465we all know its man parley
>>106442152Well, she's talking to herself, so it's not that big a deal. With other people around, their reaction might have been very different.
>>106440465Her dad? Jones? Ysengrin? Kat? Renard? Zimmy??? Whoever it is, it’s obviously spicyAlso, wow congrats Tom. So that’s why he moved to the US I guess
>>106440542I would react the same way if it was someone really weird to have a crush on. Just saying it out loud to yourself is embarassing
>>106442410Yourself is a pretty weird someone to have a crush on.
>>106442593Someone who isn't even in the comic.
>>106440542>>Oh yes, i will pick on me by saying who i have a crush on. Hah! that's definitely gonna put me in my placeThat asn't the intent. the point was to break the glass.
Imaa, imprison forest annie and have Kat come up with ways to keep her in bondage.
>>106443224Did that already.I'll have to finish the prison au at some point, though, I suppose.
there were a lot of cute annies in this chapter
>>106443238Do it in the gaaaaame
>>106443389I literally just got done with the first daaaaay.Let's see how part 1 is gonna look fiiiirst.
Annie's crush is a mystery but the Annies teaming up to hit on Smitty would be fun to see.
>>106440465The important part of this update is that we see the Annies touch each other, which people were speculating would have some effect.
>>106443667Why do you keep posting this?
>>106440465>aand... I know... who you... who you have a crush on!
>>106443686I noticed that posts with pics get more responses than posts without pics, even when the pics have nothing to do with anything, and that's the only picture I have in my pictures folder.
>>106441770It's Jones,>>106440554 so instead they team up and fail to do anything.
>>106443734Scum of the earth.
>>106441747What do you think a perfectly ordered dick would look like?
>>106443778That's pretty gay, anon.
>>106441747Makes you wonder if that's part of his powers, or if he's just normally handsome and it's only Parley who's affected by them.
>>106443842Could also be because he's in a relationship. Proving he's desirable and confident.
>>106443807>implying i’m a guy
I want to kiss Annie!
Man with all the shitposting I forget that Gam and Zim are actually pretty darn cute. Shame the second she's back on panel (assuming she will be) people are gonna ramp up the silly.
Take your guesses
>>106443891Smitty's honestly one of the more competent people in the comic now that he's gotten his powers together. Even if he weren't in a relationship he's still oozing with it.
>>106443978Zimmy is an awful person and occasionally humoring Gamma doesn't mitigate the fact that she doesn't have faith in her to stick by her without constantly imposing isolation
>>106441603they will probably merge after parley cuts the coyote out of ysengrin
>>106441382A great deal of marriage ends up in divorce, anon. Never assume that two people love each other just because they got married.
>>106444060oh she's a disgusting little gremlin for sure, I just liked this moment.
>>106443918M2f is even more gay.
>>106443993Tom doesn't have anyone in mind and is just doing it to tease fans.
>>106443978Why did Tom put such a lewd picture of Gamma on the 'cast' page?
>>106444191Part of me hopes this is it and we never find outPart of me desperately wants to see more of Annie(s)' autistic antics around someone she likesIt's a dilemma
>>106444091Only those that are not financially stable, where the man isn't able to provide for a full family.If the man is able to support his wife and even children, that statistics drops pretty quickly.
>>106441293School shooting chapter incoming.
>>106444328Zimmy would definitely shoot up a school if Gamma left her.
>>106444342>Oi Carver, you an gearfucker are alright man. Don't come to class tomorrow
>>106444400>gearfuckerThat's pretty lewd imagery
>>106440465This is a very cute chapter and has only solidified Annie as a tier 1 waifu
>>106444498Court Annie, you mean, right?
>>106444505I mean B O T H A N N I E S
>>106444515many bothannies died, retrieving this Ysengrin
>>106443993Deliberately drinking herself into unconsciousness at frat parties.
>>106444528They didn't though.Plothole!
>>106444634And they said court wars was a good movie.I'm giving this 3 of 5 rotten tomatoes.
Every human guy her age is paired with someone. Is she a homewrecker?
>>106444748Annie has autism, be nice
>>106444748crush does not equal relationshipshe'd have to act on feelings with someone already committed to be a homewrecker
>>106444748Who says her crush has to be her age? She hangs around Kat after all, who lusts after dummy thick spies, magically buff court guards, and even an ancient bird-headed man.
>>106440542It feels like sibling banter. Which seems appropriate.
>>106444791We need some pics of the clap of Kat's ass cheeks alerting the guards.Also, Snake is not a spy.
>>106444659Why'd they both have to be girls, anyway? Statistically, at least one of those Annies should've been male. This is just blatant pandering.
>>106444830 I know but I couldn't think of what else to call him. Soldier?
>>106444846Yes. That's what he calls himself.
ALL ABORD THE ANNUAL DELUSIONAL ANNIEKAT TRAINTOO TOO!
>>106444956>You should be even happier with two of me then
>>106440554Annie x Jones is really no less strange than Eglamore x Jones, considering Jones is insanely older than both.In fact, the argument could be made that since Annie is a reincarnating fire elemental, that her spirit is much older than James'.
>>106441246Rey is a bit of a father figure as well.He wouldn't have anything against it though.
>>106441231Which is exactly Annie's type.
>>106444956My VIP frequent-passenger ticket, sirYou'll never make me stop, they've meant for each other
>>106441648>>106441655If they offered to date him simultaneously, the mystery man would not be able to resist. Even if he didn't particularly care for Annie on her own, no guy can resist banging hot twins.
>>106443734just to prove you wrong, I'm going to increase the answer count of this post
>>106445050True.Annie is half granny.
>>106445131Personally I think the idea sounds tiring since you'd have to satisfy two women instead of one
>>106444956Bros... are the good times near at hand?
>>106445195And Annie is already needy as fuck.I would stay away from her, too, no matter how many of her there are.
>>106445213Even in the astronomically unlikely event Tom ever put them together, it would probably at least another ten years in the future
>>106445195Yeah, it's seriously not as much fun as you might think.
I want to fuck Annie
>>106444748She is her father's daughter.
>>106445448Fucking Annie? Definitely.Getting into a relationship with Annie? I'd rather die.
>>106445485I unironically want that too>tfw no mild autism gf
>tfw annie will never give you an etheric blowjob in public
Imaa make court annie rape kat in the ether.
>>106441805Webcomic is supplemental income for Magnolia, she mostly lives off income from working at a game shop and nannying.
>>106445213Never EverWe'll always have headcanon
>>106444956Kannie becoming cannon would be the one thing that could utterly ruin this comic.
>>106445485A relationship with Annie would just be fucking, or at least it could be. She doesn't have the wherewithal to know what a real relationship is, and could easily be convinced/convince herself that a boyfriend is just someone you have sex with every once in a while.
>>106446122It's funny to me that you think that
>>106443807Are you telling me that you’ve never wondered what a cock with the strong, ridged, unbending power of ORDER would look and feel like? You might be the real gay around here
ffs imaa if you don't make some kinda leather harness for Parley in your game I'm gonna be mad!!!
>>106447558What if I don't make a Parley at all?
>>106440465Just heard the news about Gunn. I'm happy for you guys.
>>106447958>>106447776Oh, Gunn's been unfired finally? Sweet!With Cpt Marvel trying her darndest to ruin the mcu we'll need some good movies to fix it.
>>106447688then you are disgusting!
>>106440648>she's not going to steal him from Parley>implying she couldAnnie can't compete. She doesn't even HAVE a penis.
Jones (or I guess she'd Eglamore after he dies) it's a bad endgame, it fit's with Jones' MO and does not kill Annie.
Imagine Kat walking in on the Annies getting it onand Court Annie is wearing a Kat wig
How old is Annie at this point?
>>106443978Zimmy's the only one I don't read with a UK/euro accent
>>106445050No, in this context it would definitely be stranger, considering Annie is a teen, Eglamaore is an adult, and Jones has the body and mannerisms of an adult. Chronological age means nothing with immortals who stay unchanged for millenniaEglamore/Jones is ultimately way weirder though because she looked after him since he was a freshfaced little boy
>>106451439That's stupid. She has the most accent out of anyone.
>>106451624Counterpoint: you're stupid
>>106451849He's right though, the way Tom writes her dialogue she pretty clearly has a very strong accent.
You know it's either Jones or Ysengrim.
Her crush should be someone unexpected.Like Gamma. Or Red.
>>106441417>Voted, what a nerd.>Wearing a coat, not strong enough to endure the elements on her own.>Glasses, poor choice if you want to have eagle eyed children.>Pink hat, gaaaaay.
>>106440648>>106440832I dunno about sultry but they have had their moments, Smitty was one of the first people Annie really talked casually with.
>>106441603I really hope they stay separate. Clones get absolutely shafted in basically all fiction and deserve better. Also I have some kind of weird appreciation for "identical people" plots that I wouldn't exactly call a fetish, but...
>>106452237>>106452214There is zero evidence Annie is gay or bi.
>>106440465I wish we had a drawfag that could match Tom's style because I want selfcest porn that is drawn as cutely as the Annies look in the entire half of this page.
>>106454783Isn't that just random stuff in her mind? Doesn't mean she actually wants Jones.
>>106454191And yet, look at Ms DonlanAnnie is >anyone who will love mesexual
>>106454191I'm under the impression that Annie doesn't give a shit about who shows her affection so long as it's someone. I don't think that she's gay, bi, or straight. She's fucking desperate.
>>106454975True and it's Zimmy's interpretation of what she's seeing, so she's going to assume something like that. It's odd that Jones is naked there though.
>>106441694>she CAN have sex with whoever she wants and it's not a bad or shameful thingShe had a pre-teen ganbang with all her male friends.
>>106441293Everyone gets guns, and Red goes Columbine.
>>106453441>jeez, eglamore is so hotanons still think he didn't cuck Smitty
>>106440465They're both wet now
>>106454975The mental gymnastics you guys go through...
>>106455560Anon, if Smitty got cucked, it's because he wanted to be.
>>106455587Jones can't be endgame for Annie because her fire elemental demands cock in order to survive. Remember that, she has a crush on a MALE and must BREED with him (not self inserting btw totally legit goals in mind without ulterior motives).
>>106455647No, sure, she's gonna want to get bred to death soon, but no one talked about that.Her thing for Jones has nothing to do with that.
>>106455699It will definitely be interesting to have two Annies contemplating their impending death and arguing over who gets to be bred first when the heat sets in.
>>106455647it is the perfect match though, Annie gets laid and doesn't diedepends how long Annie can live without her human half falling apart
>>106456408>>Damn, I actually bought the "Annie is Asexual" meme, because she never seemed interested in romance.she has an entire side comic where she lusts for green dick
>>106456443Do you honestly think, knowing that they'll die if they breed, that none of Annie's ancestors ever thought of that?
>>106444220to reel in the "i want to fugg a loli" crowd to compete with the bestiality degenerates.
I don't know but I really wanted this to go somewhere.
>>106458397She looks way older here
>>106444748>annie>wanting human boys>wanting boys her age
>>106444166> > 6 inchDid you mean <
>>106443712Damn, married AND way out of her league? No wonder she's embarassed.
>>106458397>When you try to play your game but get fucking schooled insteadThat chapter was hilarious to me
how come the portraits on the cast page haven't been updated at all since the comic started
>>106459241Because Tom secretly recognizes that the thick outlines look better
>>106458804Don't do brainspiders, kids!
>>106460361Or do.To fully enjoy your Zimmy waifu.
>>106458397Where it went was establishing what a cunt Annie is.
>>106463171skipping Janet and Winsbury's story
So, who's the sad lad who's Annie's crush?
>>106463344There is none, Tom is just teasing the audience.
>>106463314>>106463344pretty sure it's MacGuffin, agreeing with >>106463377
>>106463443>panels 6 and 7
>>106463344YOU! THE READER!
>>106463504I'll end this mini-excerpt here.
>>106440554... Jones probably reminds her of her father
>>106440465The 7th panel is the first time I can recall not liking this comic's art in recent memory.Please, Tom, never use that much red again. And court Annie's expression there... no. Just no.
>>106463025Given the general logic of revenge, thats a pretty appropriate thing to do.
>>106466078>that much redWe have seen redder.
>>106466078almost as red
>>106466078nah, its fine for this kind of page
>>106467405>>106467605Neither of those is anywhere near as bad though. The first one may be redder, but you can't actually see the facial features so it doesn't look as awful.