Do people like Carl actually exist?
>>105863456Of course they do. The real question is do people like Frylock still exist?
>>105863456Perfection cannot exist in real life
Dumb, tacky, rude, horny New Jerseyans? Yes.
He's the scummy everyman, people like him or those sharing similar traits certainly exist, but most men can identify with him in some terrible wayhttps://youtu.be/so5TlXOkpHI
>>105863752.45 AARP wont even leave the barrel by the time you get stabbed
>>105863456Yes, that's why he's so funny.Many of us have met a Carl.
>>105863985>not using .45 Long ColtEnjoy your funeral
>>105863752>*stabs you in the ass*Good luck shooting a gun from there, jackass.
>>105864129>not .45-70The living room needed sprucing up anyways
>>105863752>>105863898>>105863985>>105864129>>105864164>>105864250Oh /k/. What would we ever do without you?
He's literally me
>>105864257Probably suck less dicks
>>105864129>>105863985>>105863898>Not using AAA
The only thing im missing to be him is balding and being ok with fucking over my mom. I am fat, perverted low life and do not mind screaming at random women to hop on. But I love my ma man, no way I could say anything to make her upset ya know?
>>105866308Yeah, yeah, I getcha.So can I use your pool?
>>105866360And drink your beer?
>that episode where carl turned into an anime rabbitSometimes the show got a little too weird ya know?
>>105866416Was that the one with the furries?
>>105866416Yeah, this is a nice internet society you guys got here and all, but where's all the friggin' porn?If I can't step a few feet without a virus gettin' up in my face, I should get somethin' out of it, ya know?
>>105863516Honestly looking at his being fries as a kind of physical deformity and yeah, I would say there are a LOT of people who are extremely intelligent and kind but get forced to live with the dregs of society due to how they look physically. Not to say frylock doesn't pull some skeevy shit every now and then but compared to who he lives with and around he's almost as tragic of a character as Carl.
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>>105863456I am literally a Carl
>>105863456Have you ever been to New Jersey?
>>105863704No one makes New Yorkers look nice.
>>105866416>>105866450post your carls /co/
>>105864164>he doesn't have an ass gun he can fire by tightening his sphincter
>>105866504>implying>he's almost as tragic of a character as Carl.At the end of the day Frylock's just another damn fast food monster. He's just usually smart enough to realise that being openly monstrous looks bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpRr09zCd38
>>105869729>Oh god, he looks like he's dead already
>>105869951Thanks Carl, I appreciate that
>>105863484I thought he was italian? I only say that because Carl looks like a fatter version of my dad.
>>105870671Brutananadilewski just screams Italy.
>>105870696What episode did they say his last name?
>>105870709I think it was on his driver’s license.>>105870623Always wanted to see Carl raise Steven
>>105870729He also screams it at his wedding to a mail order bride, I think. I know he yells it at one point, anyway...
>>105863456Carl is literally r/td+/pol/. What the fuck did you think those boomers were like irl?
>>105871191He doesn't base his life around politics so I don't think that's correct.
>>105869326Tits or gtfo
>>105870729>"Look kid, I know your mother died, your dad bailed out and those colored Lesbian friends of your mothers are getting on your nerves, but just remember this: Don't come back to the car wash during weekdays. I have a business going with mayor dewey and I don't need your fruity feeling talks to depress us all ok? Now here's a tenner, don't come back 'til saturday huh."
>>105872379Such a good father.
>>105863456I'm best friends with a Carl, his name is Logan though.
>>105863456Every day I strive to be even 10% as badass as Carl. But it's not easy replicating perfection.
>>105863456my theory is that he is Steve Balboni, ex-major league baseball player.
>>105869731God, I hate that episode. One of the few pre-renamed seasons episodes that I skip over.