Why yes I am an Arab, how could you tell ?
>>105860891Will Smith wouldn't be out of place in an Arab country honestly.t. someone in an Arab country.Please get your memes out of the way as soon as you can. Blah blah stonings blah blah women blah blah gays off rooftops blah blah a bunch of other shit that doesn't happen in my country but it doesn't matter blah blah blah.
>>105860926reminder that it is permitted in the quran for muslims to lie as long as you lie to quffars (non muslims)
>>105860891Because you blue up, Will!
>>105860940I thought it was specifically to further the spread of Islam?
Jesus quit your crying you pathetic babies it's still being worked on
>>105860940>>105860950No, that's taken from the section of the Quran about protecting yourself from non-Muslims who are seeking to kill you. But anon was working off his meme knowledge of Islam which demands that he never seriously studies it outside of greentexts and hurried Google searches so who gives a fuck about trying to convince him when he already decided you're a liar anyway.
>>105860940>you can lie to stay safe while dealing with people that are not your ownIn all honest that's a perfectly fine rule.
>>105860891This is like when faggots cried about Ultrons voice before the movie came out.
>>105860891Traditionally a djinn could look like a lot of strange things, even Will Smith.
>>105860954>Studio: "We released a trailer to our new movie. GET HYPED!">Audience: "We aren't hyped">Defense Patrol: "I-it's not done yet, you bakas! Don't be so judgemental!"
>>105860973here you are again lying to my faceI know your kind
>>105861263>gets worse looking each time
>>105861225The same kind that lies in your mind, that everyone is within and without.
>>105860891I don't hate it as a depiction of a djinn
>>105861263they all look like shit, Disneyslaves have to learn that GotG was mediocre at best and isn't the "massah Disney is GOD" argument killer they think it is.
>>105860975Mohammed is a pedo.
>>105861368Well so are you
>>105861368he will tell you it's falsemuslims keep picking only the passages they find most convinient
He is a djinn not an arab.
>>105860954Yes and Halle Berry's catwoman costume isn't final. or the leaked Wolverine:origin isn't fully edited yet.Most of the time, the "it's not finished" defense is the producer doing PR and damage control.Let's say that Will Smith as the Genie isn't done. Well, what about the rest ? 3 month away from the release and you show shitty unfinished work ? I'm not sure. You show what already done to hype the audience.
>>105861263Why are so many action movies so dark nowadays? Can't see shit senpai.
>>105860950So what's the difference between mudslimes, jews and other religions anyway? I swear almost all of them has some religious text like that.
>>105860891Jasmine there looks like an indian princess, not arabalso lack of breasts or thick hair or hips or tanned skin is really disappointingshe looks just okay, there's nothing special about her and this is sad, because in the original cartoon she's a real hot bae
>>105860973Bullshit it literally was ok to lie to their face. Seriously why are you lying about such simple shit.>>105860975And you idiots wonder how racism starts.
>>105860891 You are not getting a sexymidriff revealing Jasmine.Did you honestly think nu-Feminist Disney would give you one?
>>105861687The Jewish religious text is about being able to argue that anything you do is ethical no matter how bad it really is. It's why so many of them end up being lawyers
>>105861511But the leaked Wolverine shit was factually far from finished. Why destroy your argument like that?
>>105860891...he's a genie. A fucking demon captured by Solomon.
>>105860975God sends people to Limbo who do that
>>105861700If Jasmine is supposed to be 18 it makes sense the red outfit isn't coming back. They got shit for it back in the day too.
>>105861940Limbo is fucking Bible fanfiction.
>>105861954>18 year olds don't dress like that
Things Disney WILL do that will ruin the Live action Lilo & Stitch they're working on.>Myrtle will be raceswapped because her being white would make things "problematic".>Pleakley will have a Trans VA (Said VA isn't any good, they were just chosen because they were Trans)>Nani will be a lesbian>Lilo won't listen to Elvis and Pudge will not get a mention at all.>Stitch will offend the Galactic Council by Flossing
>>105861965They don't normally dress like sex slaves, no. That whole entire part with Jasmine in chains and kissing Jafar's probably been cut too.
>>105860926>that doesn't happen in my country sure, Ahmed.
>>105861700>You are not getting a sexymidriff revealing Jasmine.Good, in her blue outfit she's supposed to be a princess and they made her dress like a concubine. That only makes sense in her red outfit under Jaffar but even then you can argue Jaffar wants her looking regal.
>>105862016>They don't normally dress like sex slavesBoy you know some prudish 18 year olds
>>105862043This always bugged me about the movie. Especially since I remember seeing the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets caught with that belly dancer not too long before I saw Aladdin.
>>105862006Are you kidding? Myrtle will absolutely stay white so they can show whites being bullies to people of color. What year do you think this is? Everything else is spot on.
>>105862114Thanks /pol/fag I'll cherish this (You) forever while you pretend to care about gays.
>>105861511Did you SEE the leaked Wolverine: Origins? it had no special effects, you had to imagine that shit, you just shot yourself in the foot.
>>105862137He didn’t say he cared, he’s pointing out lies and inconsistencies
>>105862103Pleker's actor was already trans.
>>105861958Religion is Bible fanfiction.
>>105860954I feel like this is always the excuse when shit like this happens
>>105862257yes that's what he's doinghe's saying /pol/ and isis are essentially the same thingyou're illustrating his point by trying to shock him with imagery of a person being murdered, but we all know you only have that image because you've got a whole folder of them that you jerk off totoodles, hamburder
>>105860891Threadly reminder that the story of Aladdin is a historical clusterfuck.Some French guy found the story from a Syrian writer and decided to add it to his translation of One Thousand and One Nights, which it was never a part of. It takes place in "China," although people in the middle east frequently used China as an expression to mean "a far off land" and the story describes a Muslim setting. Yet at the same time, there were Muslims living in China when the story was written. Then Disney added Indian architecture for seemingly no reason at all.There is no ethnically correct casting choice for a live-action remake of Disney's Aladdin.
>>105861687Because they're all Abrahamic religions.
>>105860926Christians: ARE YOU MUSLIM? IF YOU SAY YES WE'LL KILL YOU HEATHENMuslims. "uh.. no?"Christians: ShockedPikachu.jpg
>>105860940They only lie about being Muslims when they gotta protect themselves, dumbfuck.What, you’d think every jew in Nazi Germany would confess to being a jew when questioned by the Nazis?
True Arabs are Blackhttp://savethetruearabs.blogspot.com/The Arab Crows (أغربة العرب) are the famous Arab poets of the past who were so dark-skinned that their color resembled the color of a crow. Some of the Arab Crows lived in Pre-Islamic times and others lived during the period between Pre-Islamic times and Islamic times. Ibn Mandhour says in his book Lisan Al-Arab that the Arab Crows are Antarah, Khafaf ibn Nadba from the tribe of Sulaym, Abu Umair ibn Al-Hubaab from the tribe of Sulaym, Sulaik ibn Sulaka, Hisham ibn Uqba ibn Abi Mu'eet, Abdellah ibn Khaazim from the tribe of Sulaym, Umair ibn Abu Umair ibn Al-Hubaab from the tribe of Sulaym, Hammaam ibn Mutarraf from the tribe of Taghlib, Muntashir ibn Wahb Al-Baahili, Matar ibn Awfaa Al-Mazini, Taabbata Sharra, and Al-Shanfara. Many people today make the mistake of assuming that since these "Arab Crows" are so black-skinned, they must be descended from "Africans". For example, read what was said about Khaffaf ibn Nadba from the tribe of Sulaym:
>>105863712>we wuz arabs n sheeit
>>105860891Forget his face. It's his voice that sucks dick. The Genie isn't supposed to sound like some nerd from the Bronx. What a total immersion breaker.
>>105863512Reminder that it's really as simple as following the original movie fag. No one cares what the original story origins are. They only care if it's anything lie what they remember watching as a kid but this time live action.
>>105862257>>105863569Posting stills of ISIS war crimes isnt going to magically win you the argument you know. You should be ashamed you even stockpile those for such a petty reason.
>>105861662bright is considered silly and therefore only used ironically or in kids moviesjeez i wonder why depression is skyrocketing
>>105863945>implying he just needs isisThese things happen like clockwork, homosexuals who are outed are stoned to death or get capital punishment behind closed doors, the lucky ones get fired and have to fear for their lives.>ashamedFirst off where do you think we are and second probably not as ashamed as all those Muslims on social media cheering for isis.
genies were meant to be strange and foreign creatures so an african-american actually makes sense for the casting in opposition to the people of middle eastern heritage.he still looks atrocious though
>>105860954this is the shit they chose to show, god knows how bad the rest of the movie lookscg isn't the problem anyway, the cast looks like terrible
>>105863512except not black
>>105860940reminder that its permitted to to slaughter unbelievers in the bibleyeah, im against the quran too. But call a spade a spade..
>>105860891This is creepy. Kids will cry when he comes on screen.
>>105860891Will they CGI Will Smiths face on Mushu too?
>being so desperate to keep your shitty bait thread alive that you resort to repeated page10 bumpingYou failed. Let it die already.
>>105862006>Stitch will offend the Galactic Council by Flossingyknow i was going to say that youre exaggerating too much and that sort of thing could never happenbut kids movies are so obsessed with pandering now that stitch flossing is a real possibilitythats kinda horrifying
>>105860926You sure are defensive as fuck right off the bat lmao
>>105867564People have been shitting on Will Smith for this here and talk about what Muslims supposedly do all the time. Im not even surprised they wanted to just tell people to cut shit out.
>>105862006>nani will be a lesbianAs long as she gets with the sexy blonde lifeguard I am all for this.
>>105862006>Lesbian NaniOh yes.
>>105861954>If Jasmine is supposed to be 18Jasmine was actually 15 years old in the original animated Disney classic not 18, anon.At the age of 18 whores can do gangbang porn, and nobody gives a shit.
>>105862016>They don't normally dress like sex slaves, no.You haven't been on Spring Break or to any clubs have you?
A literal magical negro.
>>105862006>VA isn't any goodDoes this mean that the voice doesn't fit or that the VA's lines were recorded once and the character's lines sound weird>Lilo won't listen to Elvismeh>Pudge won't be a thingPudge was already removed from the movie for the most part, who gives a shit if you don't get a reference to the part of the movie that literally didn't exist canonicallyI want to see stitch flossing and then he grows his other arms out and he flosses harder>Myrtle will be raceswapped from white to other ethnicity because it'd be too problematic to depict a white person dissing a nativeYou're trying so hard to come up with shit to ruin the movie, but I guess they never hit, huh
>>105860941F U C K O F F C A R L O S
>>105860891I can’t believe we live in a society where a fucking low-budget CW show can do the source material more justice (albeit not in a huge way) than the iteration of the company that produced the original movie.
>>105860954It's in beta. They'll patch it.
>>105861662>>105863974GotG is super colorful, wtf are you talking about? one battle scene being de-saturated is enough to get the tears going? go after something the film actually fails at because color choice isn't one of them.
>>105860891he was fine brown, why the fuck they turned him into this abomination?
>>105864251>First off where do you think we are We are on /co/. This isn't your little rats nest
>>105868100>Those down votesIt's Ghostbusters 2016 all over again.
>>105868710we're also on 4chan and these things tend to mingle after awhile
>not casting Jonathan "the aryan iranian literally named jafari" Jafari for Jafar
>>105868100Was it really that bad?
>>105870060>We just started shooting AladdinThis movie might not be so bad after all.
>>105860926>Please get your memes out of the way as soon as you can.Doubt it, conservatives are in damage control mode right now desperately trying to deflect any criticism of their sacred AIPAC.There's nothing holier to conservatives than the right of a foreign government to interfere in our issues.
how will portray that scene when some japanese kid starts smacking jafar with an oversized key while donald and goofy stand around on the sides?and then a bunch of shitty forced 2deep4u dialogue gets regurgitated over and over and overalso invisible giant chameleons
>>105871253>meme on arabs>its automatically a (((jewish conspiracy)))thats a big yikes there goatfucker
>>105871271Giant Chameleon was in Tarzan world, anon.
>>105860891Actually, I'm Scottish.
>>105871176>Shitty cave of wonders entrance>Soulless parade>Weak ass unimposing voice from Jaffar's actor>JUST GenieIt was awful.
Who wore it better?
>Will Smith comes out>WOOOO!fuckin...