Steal a character and put it on DC universe, what happen next?
>>105851933>proceeds to kill 70% of the DC Universe.
>>105851933He probably joins the league
>>105852002That ain't no fun man.What actually happens is he wipes off 72% of the DC Universe.
>>105851933Only one greater would be true Darksied
>Lanfear of the ChosenMight be fun, she’d probably oppose Dr Fate or Zatara, would also be a member of the LoD, but also working to undermine them and make herself more powerful. Jobs to Batman, like everyone else in DC.
>>105851933She takes over everything. EVERYTHING.
>>105851933She'd prolly go undetected until she steals a man from Zatanna
>>105852174In that case Z will stick it at the bottom of her to-do list
>>105852174>anyone>caring about Constantine enough to save his assGood joke.
>>105852242Seems like he’d have to stuck his dick in someone similar to Tomie at one point in time though
>all that biomass>an entire new universe that's a virgin to the Blacklight virus >all those supers begging for their memories, experience, bodies, and powers to be used and abusedParasite but a lot more subtle and efficient until he starts a pandemic. Would be fun
The entire destruction of that universe.
Becomes the next Robin
>>105852242I mean, she did save his arse from Nimue Ravensong in Zatanna: Everyday Magic. She regretted it, but still.
>>105852308Wasn't that the Time Devourer though?
>>105852002Wonder Woman Thor Teamup
>>105853098Thor will fuck wander woman without thinking it a second.
>>105853425Well yeah, duh he has eyes. Would love to know what Bats would think of the guy
Fuses or takes over AMAZO and kills all humans.
Becomes Cyborg's Nemesis.
>>105851987>Gets curbstomped by Dr. FateGO back to obd, cunt.
>>105853425>>105851933Isn't this the salty weeb that made a picture of anime characters killing the JL?
>>105852036More like 10%. You want 72% that would probably be >>105851987
declares himself ruler of Earth and kills anyone that challenges him but usually just sits in his throne
>>105855297and they sing about friendship
>>105855348I agree on Thor, but Surfer would definitely take out more than 10%. What makes you think he'd only make it that far? His pacifism?
>>105851987>Batman puts him in a hammerlock
>>105857436Oh, you said the opposite. I still disagree either way though. Don't be sleepin' on ya boy Thor. Hawkman?? More like Deadman.
>>105857452I never said Surfer could beat Batman, did I?The rest of the JLA though, yeah, he takes em.Maybe except the Flash, that is.
He couldn't be stopped
>>105857464Deadman could take him, I think.
>>105857517Can Thor be possessed?
>>105854053Barry or Other Barry?
>>105857517That's not quite what I meant, but fair enough. I still think Thor could handle a lot of them in a random encounter.
>>105857571>Get's his dick choped off by Wondy.>Superman fucks his arse.>J'onn pisses on his back.Thor is slower than Wolverine.
>Okay Penguin, I'll beat up this bird boy for 20 dollar's and a free meal from the nearest joint that doesn't reek of fish and piss
>planeswalks into the DC MultiverseDoes DC have any actual dragon antagonists?
>>105858097Despero if we're stretching it
Deathstroke gets a girlfriend.
>"World's greatest detective? We'll see."
>>105858157Batman catches him instantly and breaks all of his limbs because changing a person's heart is worse than killing them because reasons.
>>105857973>Thor is slower than Wolverine.No, he isn't.And everyone gets his ass fucked by Superman, even Superman himself.If MM's weakness to fire is still a thing, Thor can conjure rain of fire so he should be able to deal with em.Don't know about WW winning either.
>>105858192He'd kinda need this though
>>105858224No because Batman sat on Metron's chair so he knows about the metaverse now.
>>105858234If Batman can just know everything then what's the point?
>>105858274Knowing everything doesn't automatically mean he wins.
>>105858274To sell action figures to kids?
>>105858306Yeah but Batman wins though because he has weakness-spray in his utility belt that makes personas and their users weak to everything.
>>105855297Real talk I would like that! Darkseid being this monolithic, stoic, and unstoppable force for hopelessness and evil, going up against one of the few protagonists I have ever seen who doesn't want to use violence and actually stands by that pledge.
>>105858308To sell action figures to kids?I've paid a cuppla grand worth of collectibles. Don't diss me like that.
>>105858306>Knowing everything>Not winning
>>105858336How's "knowing everything" gonna defeat say.. Dr. Manhattan. He'd still get his shit pushed in.Lex knows how to kill Supes and still jobs to him on a daily basis.
>>105855297>Thanks to you Steven, I've discarded the Anti-Life equation and made the Pro-Death formula, this will make everyone who dies by my hand have a happier life than the last
>>105858348HE KNOWS HOW TO DEFEAT HIM
>>105858320>one of the few protagonists I have ever seen who doesn't want to use violence and actually stands by that pledge.????He kicks a lot of monster ass
>I will fly high above Metropolis>And I'll rain terror down on the general populous
>>105858365True, just knowing I need Kryptonite to beat a Kryptonian doesn’t give me the means or opportunity to use it. It could tell how to get those but it doesn’t mean I actually get could them.
>>105858377How can the Justice League even HOPE to even beat Airman
>>105858365In theory, yes. 99% of Batman's rogues know how to kill him too. Doesn't mean they can pull it off. Knowledge can win only half the fight. You have to be extremely competent and/or lucky to kill a powerful oponent.
>>105858381Dude's an absolute monster hellbent on destruction>Airman levels a good chunk of the east coast before he's stopped>YFW it's Swamp Thing that beats him, exploiting his weakness to leaves
>>105851933Suddenly, there's a lot more cases of mistaken identity in the DCU.
>>105851933Darkseid would be more like the DCU’s kaioshin
>>105858207There is a literal page of Thor shitting himself and admiting that Logan is blitzing him. A literal whole page.
>>105858659Now there's a battleboard meme I can get behind
>>105858700No, there is legit page of Thor going: "oh shit! He is faster than me!"
>>105858659Yeah, and Black Panther put Silver Surfer in a headlock. Miracles happen in fiction, it's nothing new.
>>105858803And I'm going to meme the shit out of it next time someone posts a Thor vs
>>105858375Not really, the other gems do. Every time there is an option for non-violence he goes for it. His whole motivation is healing the gem "monsters" that have been put on stasis. Heck even the final "battle" where everything was taken from him and he got his last minuet power boost, he didn't attack and just tried to talk it out.
>>105855275That's okay, I have an answer for Fate. Go back to CBS or NBC or whatever.
>>105858418>99% of Batman's rogues know how to kill him too.Not at all in the same way.Obviously they know that if they crushed his head with a rock then he'd be dead, but they don't strictly speaking "know" how to accomplish connecting a rock with his cranium.If you know everything then, unless an act is actually straight up impossible, you'd know the exact series of actions needed to get a certain outcome and you'd also know how your target would react every step of the way and how to counter-act those responses,.
>>105858976>you'd know the exact series of actions needed to get a certain outcome and you'd also know how your target would react every step of the way and how to counter-act those responses.And you could STILL fuck it up, unless you have precognition. Such is the unpredictable nature of chance. Knowledge does help though, we established that. It's just not the most powerful ability you can possess.
>>105852308Not so fast, spikeman.
>>105855275>obdI got there shitty wiki shut down years ago.
>>105851933Might try to gather all the riches in the world for himself or curl humanity.
How would he fare up?
>>105851987>70% That's... a reasonable number, yeah.
>>105859217Killsa few street level characters. Stops at Catman.
>>105857531Can't. Space phantom tried. Didn't work due asgardian physiology.
>>105855535Wait a minute Darkseid is weak to singing
>>105858659Deathstroke reacting faster than the Flash.Deathstroke managed to outmaneuver Superman and outright escape from him.Barbs Batgirl defeating Bane on Venom.Catwoman defeating 3 Flashes.Joker defeating Booster Gold despite his personal forcefield that can tank Superman.Harley Quinn decapitating Lobo.Spider-man defeating a Herald of Galactus.Claims of Sentry being capable of stalemating Galactus.Thor losing an arm to a shitface Malekith and a shitty Frost Giant. Claims of the sun being capable of killing Thor.Claims of Whor wielding Mjolnir best.The sun being capable of melting Uru.Iron-man losing to Doctor Octopus.Just because it happens doesn't mean that its legit. Everyone knows that its bs unless you are a wanker of the character.
What will he do ? whom will he target?
>>105859365Dude, it's Thor. He's not exactly depicted as a goddamn speedster in Marvel.
Evil is screwed if they mess with Kirby's nap or food.
>>105851933FUCK OFF, DRAGON BALL FAGS!
>>105859379Asgardians possess superhuman speed, agility and reflexes, which is superior than peak human and Super Soldiers. But that is never correctly depicted. Thor can react fast enough to fight the likes of Silver Surfer, Gladiator, and Hyperion, why would someone as slow as Wolverine even pose a problem for him? Him being blitzed by Wolverine of all people is even more hilarious. It would be like Captain America being blitzed by an elderly man with a cane and completely surprised that it happened.
>>105859376wonder woman ? power girl?
>>105851987Why would Silver Surfer kill anyone in the DCULike sure he could, but why would he
Depends on which phase of his life he is in. Vol 1& 2? Goes around killing every gang, mafia and criminal that he encounters. Vol 3? He would be mostly non-lethal unless his hand is forced.
>>105858097Not really. Bolas would probably be a first.
>>105859516Because it's fun. What else would he do? Float around in space and be all pacifist-like? Lmao
>>105859125>>105858838Thor is a slowpoke.>>105858829Miracles? It just seems as your heroes are simply not as tough as you think they are. You can argue as hard as you want, but fact is. At their lowest, they are weaker than they want you to believe.>>105858905You are taking this awfully personal. Don't you? Accepting that you are wrong is a good thing.
>>105859474>Asgardians possess superhuman speed, agility and reflexesAnd so far, Thor's only feat regarding them is dodging his hammer. Fact is, asgardians have nothing on the speedsters of DC or have anything on Kryptonians.
>>105860587You are taking this awfully personal. Don't you? Accepting that you are wrong is a good thingAre you projecting yourself onto me, or did you confuse me for that Ben 10 kid?Obviously DC characters are more powerful on average. I just gave you a better pick for Dr.Fate is all.As for my favorite characters, namely Moon Knight & The Punisher, they'd die with a sneeze from any DC guy. Doesntr matter, I still prefer em.Fact of the matter is, Silver Surfer can solo at least half of the JLA with ease.
>>105860587Yeah, and Catwoman took on like Three Flashes, jobbing happens.
DC movie gets nominated to an oscar
>>105859001There is no chance if you know exactly who/when/why/how/what's going to happen. Chance isn't a factor anymore.
>>105860832P.S., since I forgot to adress Thor. He is most definitely not a slow poke and can take down JLA members based on his feats. This is not a matter of "marvel vs dc" but concrete, non-PIS (like the wolverine scan) evidence. Oh and btw I didn't even post Thor in the first place. That was someone else. But he fits in well enough. Don't exagerrate DC's power levels too much.
>>105860901Like I said, you would need precognition to do that. If by "knowing everything" you mean knowing future events as well, then I stand corrected.
>>105855458I’m trying to remember this guy. Was he the evil pope?
>>105860832>Are you projecting yourself onto meBy the passive agressive way you are answering. I believe it's all on you, buddy.
>>105860852And that's a feat for catwoman. Does it makes sense? No. But it happened and its her achievement. Sure, the inuniverse explanation is that Ivy doesn't know what she is doing with the JL. But let's face it, its just Tom King not knowing what he is doing.
>>105860916>JLA members based on his featsAnd he still gets overwhelmed by Wolverine.
>>105861311You aren't even passively aggressive lmao, you started this whole thing with the word "cunt" in the sentence. Best case scenario, we are doing the same thing. Don't slither yourself out of this. I can respect antagonistic behavior but never a hypocrite.
>>105861333I get overwhelmed by mosquitoes in the summer too.
>>105851987more like blows up a wendy's before superman hypersonics him to death
>>105851933Man, if they go with THAT version of Apocalypse people are going to think he's just a variant Darkseid.
>>105861453That is Darkseid
>>105861440Or.. Surfer drains the solar energy out of his body, or manifests kryptonite, red sun energy, etc.
>>105858097why does he look like a half-dragon, half-goblin
>>105861404Mosquitoes doesn't make you feel panick unless they carry some disease.
>>105861362>You aren't even passively aggressive lmaoEnglish isn't your first language, isn't it?
>>105854053...that'd actually be pretty dope.
>>105861323>Sure, the inuniverse explanation is that Ivy doesn't know what she is doing with the JL.And it's a perfectly reasonable explanation. How many times has Ivy pulled a feat like that in canon?
>>105851987The guy jobs every single time in his own universe. There's no chance that he would do better in the DCU.
>>105861538Because he’s evil
>>105861801What I was implying is that you were being outright aggressive. Although one could say that you switch back and forth between passive and obvious.
>>105861971The three Flashes were running fast enough that Catwoman touching them would fracture every bone in her body.Aside from that if they were moving slow enough that a non-meta could fight them Batman was literally right there.It was just a continuation of King's issues with women characters.
>>105861790I wouldn't panic if I were Thor.All that agility and adamantium for a few kitty cat-tier scratches. Next.
>>105851933Deku becomes a Teen Titan (and fucks Starfire).
>>105862108You dont really know what passive-agressive means, don't you?
>>105859376Stargirl. Donna Troy. Lady Dr. Light. Black Canary. Poison Ivy is part plant, she might be extra susceptible to pheromones or immune. Hawkgirl maybe. Zatanna.
>>105863321I do know.
>>105864345No, I just like /ss/.
>>105860597And is Wolverine a speedster?! You seem to be implying that Wolverine is a speedster. Because if not, there is not way he should be capable of blitzing Thor unless you are wanking off to Wolverine.
>>105864362I prefer Jon with Starfire
>>105865282No, but in a single page he proved that he was faster than Logan.
>>105865630I like it too. But, well... Bendis turned him into an edgy asshole just to try and prove that Conner was the best Superboy.
>>105866158>No, but in a single page he proved that he was faster than Thor.
>>105861847The Beast would probably be a significant threat. Especially now, with everyone so fractured.
She'd get into fun adventures.