>go on desuarchive>think of the oldest thing you've said on here>screencap/share it
https://www.deviantart.com/murrlogic1/gallery/Your fetish is garbage compared to mine OP
>>105238763Can you compare the image with the comment?Wonder Bread makes you sick, you know?
This was about the KND crossover.
I got kinda ridiculed though
>>105238637Did you ever remake that KKK piece? Just curious.
I don't think the current archives go back that far.
The thread was about some madlad who’d watch ATLA 11 times and was scared of people knowing he liked cartoons.He revealed in the thread that he didn’t own a bed and that completely derailed the conversation.Better times
>>105240120How and Why would someone not own a bed, yet be able to shitpost on /co/ and watch ATLA 11 times?
>>105238637Can't, desustorage only goes to 2012.
>>105238637I can't because the archive doesn't go back that far. I remember what it was, it was an argument back in 2014 or 2015 (maybe 2013 but I doubt it), in a thread where everyone made up an alternate Earth for the DC mutiverse. Long story short, I was the newfag who called someone else a newfag, got the rest of the thread to dog pile and attack him because he was shitposting while drunk, and by time I came back the next morning most of his posts were deleted. Good times.
>>105238637I definitely posted in other boards before then, but this was my first post on /co/ after lurking here for 2 or so years.
>>105240270I’m rereading the thread now and it’s fucking fantastic.The dude’s a complete mess. He doesn’t own a bed because they’re “difficult to move”.When questioned upon why that’s such a big issue, he tells them because he likes to have all of his possessions to be easy to pack up in case he ever needs to leave in a hurry. So naturally, anons start to tell him he’s being paranoid and that it’s not worth not having a bed over, OP insists he’s totally normal (apart from liking cartoons) and then when he’s asked what if he ever wants to bring a girl home? His answer is that he’s not interested in sex because he’s scared of girls digging condoms out of the trash and impregnating themselves with his sperm and ruining his life with a child.It’s a wild ride. I don’t remember it being this funny.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/52782619
>>105240270I haven't had a bed in 3 years. I've been slumming it out in some dudes spare room for $200 a month and I sleep on some pillows atop storage crates.
>>105238637The oldest thing I remember, will probably never forget it
I can't remember what the fuck I was posting in 2006, I was probably already mad about Transformers RP threads.
>>105239836I'll post the finished sketches on the drawthread.I'm not the best drawfag, just mediocre at best because i haven't been drawing alot since college
>>105238637similar fetish desu, guys with their eyes obscured by a hood or helmet do it for me
>>105238637>the oldest thingNigga I can't even remember the shit I posted yesterday, how am I gonna remember shit from 8 years agoWait that can't be rightOSHI-
>>105238637Surprised this thread has so much replies, i can't remember shit.Gotta say that i never cared enough for ehat i posted.
From the oldest thread I have saved anyway.
I'm too embarrassed to show my earliest
>>105238637Back when I had just started posting on /tg/, in a thread about how people handled in character romances in their group some guy posted about how the previous villain of their campaign had kidnapped the child of one of the characters as revenge as and buggered off to a different continent. Once they got there, she didn't really have a plan for what to do with him and couldn't really kill a child in cold blood, especially since the guy wouldn't even be there for it, and the sorceress and her shota became the starting cast of the next campaign.I wrote this in response because I'm a sentimental sap.
>>105238637>>105238799>>105238967>>105240120>>105240500>>105240652>>105241133>>105241194These are just awful
>>105241225sorry we tried to dethrone your post sempai, we learned our lesson
>>105238637Desuarchive doesn't go back to 2007, does it?
Holy shit you guys are all fucking newfags. My oldest posts are long before auto-archives.
I honestly don't remember, but I like going through old 4chan archives when I'm bored. Here's people complaining about SUs artstyle and CalArts before the show even aired
>>105241225Mass replying is way more Reddit than any of those posts.
As it turns out a lot of motherfuckers stole my line over the years.
>>105241382That just means that you’ll be dust when we’re still here.
I've been shitposting for 6 years.if (You) can remember the first thing you posted you should stop posting and lurk moar
>>105241787pretty good anon
>>105240735bumping 'cos I don't see it on the drawthread yet.
I can't recall any old posts of mine to look them up
>>105245461not a bad thingI have no clue either
I dont have to go to desuarchive. Someone else saved and posted it as a reaction image.Its not the oldest thing I ever posted, but its certainly the oldest I feel like looking forbefore you ask, it was a turtle-cest thread, I have no idea if its still a thing I refuse to click TMNT threads anymore. fucking rage inducing idiocy
Man I don't remember what my first posts were on here, probably something stupid on /b/. Probably the only noteworthy posts I ever made was storytiming the first HTTYD artbook in the threads that blueberry fucker was spamming here for a few weeks, but at that point I'd been lurking for a while.
fug if i remember the ancient stuff i've said. i'd prefer not to there was a tripfag from one of the slower paced boards who had a crush on me a few years ago, mentioned me in a post or two. it's weird to think someone has explicitly mentioned me on 4chan
me talking about how I thought the avengers 2 teaser was a reference to something
>>105240270i homeless at the start of 2016 and floated from couch to couch with only a bag of clothes, eventually i started getting more stable and racking up possessions like some kind of katamari rolling stone, but i was still moving like every 6 monthsi lived on an air mattress but eventually got a barebones futon (that converts to a couch). it's hard af and i definitely have enough money for an actual mattress now but all i can think of is what a fucking pain it'll be to move all my shit again.
I wish for the life of me I could find my Philosoraptor response. I responded to some version of pic related with the Death Note.I used to have a cap saved, but that was a few computers ago. That was one of my earliest posts that I remember because I was on my friend's laptop later and she also had also capped it without knowing it was me.That was some Distant Duet bullshit.
>>105245811But did yoy watch ATLA 11 times and shitpost on /co/ while doing so?