Steve/Bucky is the best thing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, desu.
>>105223292babby's first fujobait
>>105223292Men can have strong friendships and love one another without it being a gay sex thing. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Ok, femanons & fuyoshis, report!
>>105223292Why is Cap kissing a mask.
>>105223292Get better taste>>105223435mm
>>105223292Stick to your freaky ass fan fiction to fulfill your desires you faggot. Everyone that has these sick fantasies about shipping people together need to talk to a professional therapist because something is wrong with you both emotionally and mentally.
>>105224288Something on your mind, champ?
>>105224263does having sex with your alternate reality self count as incest or no?
>>105224376It doesnt count as any word we have as that situation is literally impossible, but on simpler terms it wouldnt be morally reprehensible because: 1)You are basically the same person or extremely close. Its barely a step away from masturbation, albeit this can vary a lot given how close/away your alternate self is to your own.2)Its gay so it cant produce fucked up offspring. 3)You have no actual familiar ties (cause its an alternate universe person) so the taboo against fucking your blood is not as prevalent.
>>105223414>post is about how men can be just friends instead of gay>pic is the gayest relationship in mainstream fantasy literature
Fujoshi are scum.
>>105224539ooh so basically masturbation but weirder
>>105224553They really amped the gay to hell in the movies, the actual tolkien certified gay fuel is fingon/maedhros >>105224615Once again it depends on your decree of similarity. Peter with Peter B is close enough, but any of those with Noir would be sex, Noir is too far apart.The thing is that it doesnt really matter as self fucking has none of the negative connotations with incest carries so fucking your alternate reality self or even a clone (one with a full mind) wouldnt be wrong or even questionable at all if analyzed just a bit
>>105224553their love is PURE
>>105223292Get on my level.
>>105223292It's not actually a thing though
>>105224553False, there is nothing romantic or sexual about their love.
>>105225007They literally had to shove a Sharoncap in Civil war cause Steve was getting too gay>>105225032In the movies its gay as hell, half the cast was fags. In the books the genuine friendship is more clear.
>>105223292From the thumbnail I thought that was Bucky kissing Bobby from King of the Hill.
>>105224263WHERES HIS BOOMER TUMMY
>>105225183they bishonen'ed him. This is a outrageous.
>>105225062The kiss was awkward timing but it wasn't "shoved in" because he was "getting too gay". The russos set the seeds for it in TWS.
>>105225183Nips are plebs who don't appreciate Pete's chub.
>>105223292I have to say the way they're so devoted to each other is cute.
The reason the Cap x Bucky thing comes off as gay is because it looks like your typical heterosexual abusive couple shit where you've this low self-stem girl utterly devoted to her emotionally distant and abusive boyfriend. Male friendship isn't like that. If your male friend give you shit, you give it right back. If you male friend hits you, you absolutely wreck his shit. If your male friend ignores you, you never talk to him ever again. It's a male ego thing. Guys never allow themselves being stepped on, not even for a long time friend.I know the plot of the movie kinda explain why Cap went to the extent he did to help his friend, but it felt too much like a girl being ignored and hurt by a bad boy and still chasing that moffo because feelings and "he needs me". That's why it comes across as super gay.
>>105227447Motherfucker if you don't have a friend you'd do anything for, you've got a sad fucking life.
>>105227481I've tons of them, but if they give me shit when i try to help them then i let them break their face first before telling them "i told you so" and THEN i help them. I don't keep following them like a lost puppy and taking the abuse hoping they'll see my worth and accept my help. Woman do that kinda shit, not man.
>>105227894I can’t ship this. These two are like brothers.
>>105228552Feel free to post as many sexy pictures of Kurt as you want, though.
>>105229450What does "RZ?" mean?
>>105227894>>105228214its canon though.
>>105224240>Thor and BruceI’m more inclined to Thor and Quill desu
>>105223292I remember being interested in this ship before I started watching the MCU but was severely turned off from it when Bucky was mostly used as a plot device to move Steve further. I can see why fujos would like it but the ship is just way too boring for me and not something I'd like for Steve's character.
What are the chances that Tim, Kon or Bart are gay or bi in Young Justice?
>>105227894I didn’t even know this was a ship, where does it come from?
>>105231900Are there more?
>>105224553Things can be gay without being homosexual you know.
>>105231601about as good as your parents being pleased to know their family lines end with you
>>105232559Surrogate mothers exist.
>>105231106Nigga whyThey don't spend any of the movie together and have no particular dynamic besides Quill's childish insecurityEven Thor and Rocket makes more sense
>>105231026I think it's R *2*, no ZRound 2
>>105228552Imagine kneading those furry cakes!
>>105223292Bucky is better with Brock Rumlow or Alexander Pierce.
>>105232710Because they look cute.>>105232719Oh thanks, makes sense.
>>105225062Don't be a retard, your shitty ship isn't that important. Not to mention no one cares about it. Even Sebastian Stan doesn't since he wants Bucky and Natasha because he's fan of the Brubacker run.
>>105227447This is a fucking stupid explanation, Bucky was brainwashed and Steve was trying to save him. When Bucky started getting his memories at the end he saved Steve. In CW he was friendlier towards Steve when he was getting his memories back.That said people think it's gay because Steve is very dedicated to saving Bucky and is willing to sacrifice himself for it. No one cared about the actual friendship when it happened in First Avenger and it didn't help that Sebastian Stan said Bucky was jealous at Steve and slightly upset he got beefed up (but actors like to give their own BS interpretation for everything).That said Stucky is a pretty weak relationship because Bucky is brainwashed and he can't really fully consent, not to mention he's a while new person and not the Bucky he used to be. Steve tries to save him because of pure nostalgia and the fact that they were friends. The real friendship IMO is Steve and Falcon since they are both pretty fucking close and Steve confides in Sam in a way he doesn't do with anyone. They even stayed together post CW. The fucking ending of CW is Sam smiling when he sees Steve and the audience sees Steve's reflection. Hell both Bucky and Steve have more chemistry with Falcon than they do with each other but we all know ehy Fujoshits don't ship them with Sam.
>>105236561>Not to mention no one cares about it. Even Sebastian Stan doesn't since he wants Bucky and Natasha because he's fan of the Brubacker run.kek. not even evans cares. hes usually sucking tonys dick at any opportunity he can get in interviews and cons.
>>105231038Ribic made this cover as a joke. He wanted to see if anyone at Marvel would question why Kurt was nude or notice the placement of the bottle (they didn't).
>>105236818Sam is a good guy and probably the one person who could best actually click with either Steve or BuckyBut mama didn't raise no nigger-shipper, so that shit best stay platonic
>>105236818I hope the Falcon/Winter Soldier series on Disney+ is actually good.
>>105236823And Sebastian loves Anthony Mackie
>>105236561I feel bad for Stan because anytime he expresses his genuine hope and joy for BuckyNat to happen he just gets lambasted by the fujos who scream about it being a betrayal to Steve.
>>105237176Isn’t Banner/Nat canon?
>>105238052Yes, under Whedon but the Russo's are deliberately ignoring it.
>>105237176Sebastian can’t express any type of heterosexuality or else those weirdo fans have a heart attack. Remember the Shuri controversy?
>>105238052sort of? It's kind of stuck in continuity purgatory right now because while it was set up in avengers 1 and became a thing in aou no other writer wants to acknowledge it and I don't think it's ever been officially retconned. iirc the russos stated they didn't want to touch the relationship with a 10 foot pole because they were aware no one really liked it. they said the gun that bucky has in IW is the same one he stole and kept from Widow though so no clue if they're hinting anything with that.
>>105238414>writerI mean director.also fuck whedon.
>>105236818>That said Stucky is a pretty weak relationship because Bucky is brainwashed and he can't really fully consentWhat kind of Tumblr thinking is this
>>105231841They're best friends in 616.
>>105223414This, but unironically
They have a lot of great art.
>>105236818>Bucky is brainwashed and he can't really fully consentThat's what makes it hot.You need to leave.
>>105239111ywn have a cute mindbroken bf
>>105240328We are living in the worst timeline.
>>105238322No, enlighten me
>>105241242Agreed, it’s a pleb-tier ship.
>>105237085Who doesn't? He's a pretty cool guy. >>105237018Same, I mean Sebastian Stan and Mackie have lots of chemistry and the points in Winter Soldier where Bucky shined were when he was interacting with Sam.A buddy show between those two would be good, especially since the times Falcon was interesting in the comics was when he was doing back and forths with Bucky
>>105237176He still does and it still makes them seethe. But it's funny because now they're calling him problematic and he's blocking them and at the end it's affecting them more than it's affecting him.Veering a bit off the Fujoshit stuff (but semi related since this person is also a Fujoshit) I hate the cringey MCU fans, at least some of the comicfags know to stay in the basement and ;eave the cringe to the internet.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnscVOav2Ng
>>105238052Pretty sure the icy reception she gave him in Civil War confirms that whatever was going on between them is now over. She pinned for him and he pushed away so he got what he wanted.
>>105223292I fucking hate the MCU so much. Stony for life, nigga.
>>105238414I don't know if they'll go for BuckyNat considering she's getting a movie (and he most likely won't be in it) and he's going to have a show with Mackie.It depends if the Russos stay with Marvel post-Endgame. I know both of them and Sebastian Stan are big Brufags, and Markus and Mcfeely (writers of the Cap trilogy) are big comic fans. ScarJo said she would like to see Buckynat. So I wouldn't be surprised if it happened although they would need to build it up.
>>105223292>>105238466>>105239111Tumblr started the Hydra trash party, dipshits. Also your ship is still shitty, not even the actors like it.
>>105242553>It depends if the Russos stay with Marvel post-Endgame.Maybe. I think they've said they were done with the MCU after Endgame until Secret Invasion or whatever but it was said teasingly.
>>105242599Tumblr also bullied the trash party heavily so I don't know what you're saying.
>>105242599Who gives a shit what the actors like? I just want Bucky getting wrecked.
>>105242599Oh, the actors don't like it? Let me check to see if I have any fucks to give.
>>105231601They could all loudly declare their heterosexuality while marrying their long-time girlfriends and almost everyone would go right on assuming at least Tim and Kon are doing it.
>>105242599>didn't know what the "Hydra trash party" is>look it upWhy do we still allow w*men to exist?
>>105223292Convincing, well-developed romances:DC:Diana and Steve TrevorArthur and MeraMarvel:Steve and Bucky
Pls post cute Spider-Man stuff.
>>105244866Kinda scary how many women have rape and torture fetishes.
>>105223292Fuck off. TonyRogers is better.
>handsome smooth ladies man who only has eyes for his skinny waif husbandoPre-serum Steve Stucky is unequivocally best Stucky, this cannot be disputed.
>>105246528>>105246865Steve deserves far better than that piece of shit.
>>105246750You mean pre serum with winter soldier.
>>105246935More like Winter Soldier and original Bucky fighting over who gets pre serum Steve.
>>105246979S-source? Please tell me this is a crop.
>>105246935>>105247067If Bucky were in a Sophie's Choice situation where he had the option to only save pre-serum Steve or post-serum Steve, which would he choose?
>>105247096https://twitter.com/qmnick/status/985117458624163841If there's a more explicit version out there, I haven't seen it.
>>105247090>>105248718Pre serum Steve is a borderline legal shota.
>>105248801>have sweet tsundere legal shota boyfriend who is entirely dependant on you>Howard Stark fucks it all upNo wonder Bucky killed him.