Why are there no 40k comics besides that Ork one and several short Space Marine ones? There's so much shit to work with, is it that there's no market for it or is GW just completely inept?
>>104553138This is Milf x Teen?
>>104553138there are plenty of 40k comics you total retard, new ones being published right now, and old ones from Warhammer Monthly, some of which are the comics you're talking aboutBut you wouldn't fucking know that because you're a retarded newfag who gets all his 40k input from fucking youtube and 1d4chan memes, you fucking idiot.Go read them, Warhammer Monthly is archived on readcomiconlinealso stop spamming that duckface slavshit fanart
>>104553151>milfWhy don't words have meaning anymore?
>>104553185breast fetishists should be exterminated
>>104553179The only currently "ongoing" series I know of are Damnation Crusade and Blood and Thunder which are both Space Marine oriented.
>>104553221you're forgetting the cringeworthy warhammer community shit
>>104553221Doesn't matter, OP didn't say anything about "ongoing", stop moving the goalposts and go read Warhammer Monthly.
>>104553221I'm wrong, looks like Blood and Thunder wrapped up. I guess theres the new Deathwatch comic but again that's Space Marines. I'm fucking tired of Space Marines.
>>104553283then do this>>104553264>>104553179
>>104553138Magnus did nothing wrong!
>>104553294I think only Fulgrim did more wrong than him.
>>104553179Pissy sperglord anon is actually helpful. Thanks?
>>104553317made me remember
>>104553179Amazing, I read your post and suddenly had an avalanche of salt fall out from my computer screen.
>>104553138>Why are there no 40k comics besides that Ork one and several short Space Marine ones? [Scourging and Purging internally]
>>104553201You should be exterminated, you fucking fatty lover.
>>104553251Hey, some of its alright
>>104553283Yeah that's why Ive never been able to get into 40k. Everything is about fucking Space Marines, and that's boring
Why is everything so Imperium focused? I want Eldar, Necron, and yes even Tau comics.
>>104553138Sauce me plox
>>104554818Eldar are boring, space tomb kings don't do a lot when they aren't fighting and for Tau the writer usually don't know what to do but there is that one webcomic with the tau
New Sisters are coming out next year and GW are trying to build up the hype but haven't released any Sisters related media at all. Give me a Sisters comic.
>>104553138Sauce please. I need to see the continuation for biology's sake.
>>104554818Why does everyone hates the Tau?
>>104555049Because they're a shitty faction and basically just a weeb insert race.
>>104555049They were the de facto good guys by comparison when the come out and a litter bit broken, now they are just cunts like everyone else but people still hate them for weeb reasons
>>104553138I don’t associate with filthy Xenos, unlike that hypocrite Guilliman
>>104555251Obey Bobby G.
>>104555049They're the least metal faction in the entire setting.
>>104555290Go sleep with your ugly elf wife
>>104555303>tfw no comic about that roaming Custodes and his SoS waifu
>>104553754Do you at least realize that you deserve to be ridiculed?
>>104555330Least Robby is still alive you loser.
>>104554768this one sure as fuck isn't alright, it forgot all about Amallyn's tits
>>104555361All Primarchs are alive except FerrusPrimaries are far too marketable to kill
>>104555379Kurze is dead. Sanguinus is dead. Ferris is dead. Alpharius is dead (no fucking memes).
>>104555396Probably, Sanguinor, Yes, and >implying any information regarding the Alpha Leigon can be trusted
>>104555435Sanguinor is explicit proof Sanguinus is dead. He's a warp spirit, he has no physical manifestation unless he fuses with Dante. He's a spooky ghost.
As a Guardsman, this is the only Commissar I'll serve under
>>104555451Emps could probably put him in a new body or something
>>104555686Emps can't even fucking put himself in a new body.
Is this any good?
>>104553138>new sisters stuff coming>posts the elfdar version instead of the sisters versionFukken xenos
>>104556218Bald Dimetrius is worst Dimetrius.
>>104555556>*** If issued clear, verbal orders by your canid, self-report for psychological evaluation following completion of said orders.
>>104556253Need me some more Imperium doggos
>>104555556>As a Guardsman, this is the only Commissar I'll serve under>implying you have a choice either wayI really enjoy Regimental Standard
>>104556248>Draw a cute boy>Make them baldW H Y
>>104556248>>104556340Lore accuracy prolly.
>>104556340You can't spell heresy without hair, so baldness is pure.
>>104556396Leman Russ has long hair and he's a loyalist. But Fulgrim has long hair and he's a traitor. Angron is bald but he's a Traitor. Vulkan is bald but he's a Loyalist. Not sure your hair theory holds up.
>>104556253I know real horsies still exists in warhammer 40K, but are there real doggo as well?
>>104553185anthemic polio whetstone quill, canned stochastic helium
>>104554916They don't know what you want yet. When they see how you're playing the toys you have, they'll write some new units around that to make it official. Then come the stories and comics.
>>104555686Big E needs to give himself one first.
>>104556340He gets hair later, I forget if he shaves it off again though.The sisters won't let him grow any facial hair.
>>104555049Communist spaceweebs who can't into melee
>>104558193Emps wouldn’t be a girlGirls are icky
>>104556218>>104553138What about Fantasy comics?
>>104558306He can reincarnate as something with waifu potential, there'll never be another heretic again.
>>104558529Are there any? I know about Condemned by Fire and Crown of Destruction but that's it.
>>104554899>Eldar are boringELDAR ARE NOT BORING
>>104553138>Why are there no 40k comics besides that Ork one and several short Space Marine ones? Just this year we've had a Deathwatch series from ADB with a Celestial Lion and a Flesh Tearer, a pretty fucking funny Blood Bowl comic from Nick Kyme, a full Dark Angels vs Inquisition trilogy with a waifuquisitor in Terminator armor, and a Dawn of War III tie-in book that really doesn't have any right to be as good as it is.They're literally on discount sale right now. https://www.comixology.co.uk/Warhammer-Blood-Bowl-Vol-1-Warhammer-Blood-Bowl/digital-comic/617130?https://www.comixology.co.uk/Warhammer-40-000-Deathwatch-Vol-1/digital-comic/690021?https://www.comixology.co.uk/Warhammer-40-000-Dawn-of-War-III-Vol-1-The-Hunt-for-Gabriel-Angelos/digital-comic/597835https://www.comixology.co.uk/Warhammer-40-000/comics-series/78214?>There's so much shit to work with, is it that there's no market for it or is GW just completely inept?Honestly? It's mostly just that GW is incredibly shit at telling people about licensed products, has a dedicated customer base who don't hear about any products unless GW tells them about it (exhibit A, OP), and seem to insist on Space Marines dominating all media all the time to the point of tedium. This means they sell the comics license, the comics sell like shit because they refuse to support them, and the license expires. Then GW just slaps the comics on the Black Library digital store (where they didn't allow them when they belonged to OUTSIDERS REEEE) and moves on to the next mark. Titan's putting out the best comics we've had since Warhammer Monthly folded, and I still doubt they'll last much longer.
>>104556142It's okay I guess.
>>104553185His question is valid. Aren't they older women or he a younger man? Milf can be used in place of cougar.
>>104559098>Milf can be used in place of cougar.It absolutely cannot. MILF is a fucking acronym, the first and most important part being Mother.
>>104559098>Milf can be used in place of cougar.No it fucking can't. Being a mother is literally the first part of MILF.
>>104553179This is a good post. KYS OP.What's really strange is how little 40k comics Abnett has made.
>>104558533Slaneeshi scum get out
>>104554311Boob plate all the way. No compromises
>>104558757is there anything about imperial guards fighting against nids?
>>104553138All those Howling Banshees are men.
>>104554916They better keep the boob plate.
>>104559195Nids are a relatively untapped source, DoW2 and a few novels but I don't know off the top of my head any comics with them.
>>104559198Nah, they aren’t Daemonettes
>>104559290Meanwhile Sisters abduct and sexual abuse young Eldar boys.
>>104559319Eldar women not killed outright (which does happen though extremely rare) are subjected to this and other indignities. Truly, war is hell.
I'm still shocked we're getting media almost exclusively about the Imperium. Why not something for all the Eldar Exarches? Or fucking Necron Lords, or anything? Christ, Sisters are coming out next year and they're still going on about the fucking Smurfs.
>>104553201>breast fetishistsNornal sexuality?
>>104555049Because success breeds jelousy.
>>104553201gr8 b8 m8
>>104553138>His jizz vaporizes DaemonettesWe don't deserve Flick
>>104560484>not recognizing the superiority of brother demitrius...
>>104555251>>104555290>>104555330Wait, I am out of the loop on the new stuff. What did Guilliman do?
>>104560913Only reason Bobby is around at all is because of Yvraine. She used her magic to help revive him. Later, she came to his rescue on the Moon when he battled Magnus. They parted on amicable terms, some even say affectionate. Realistically nothing is going on between them, but of course fans will be fans.
>>104555049Completely non-canon reasons
I love 40k, but there's only so many times I can read about how angry and devoted a character is. I'm surprised Ciaphas Cain never got adapted into comic form, I feel like it would bring in people that would otherwise normally be put off by the constant grimdark.
Obligatory since many seem to forget about it mostly willingly
>>104561213The quality of the Cain books takes a nose dive after the first few. If the writer was better they would probably have more fan impact these days.
>>104561327There's a reason.
>>104553317Reminder that Leman needs anti magic butt boys to accompany him to have a chance and even in a straight physical fight won purely by luck after Magnus punched out his heart.
>>104560913The emmisary of the half born Eldar god of Death, Yvraine, woke Guilliman up from his seconds from dead state.Because of this, and some assistance getting at least as far as Luna after, the Imperium under Bobby G's leadership has a working relationship with the Ynnari, a new Eldar faction.And since Gorillaman is lonely as fuck without any brothers, and she's cute and doesn't wear shoes, people like to ship them.
>>104560939Like father like son. Emps was well known for his love of Eldari women.
>>104561385I mean Magnus always loses. That's his lot in life because he shacked up with Tzeentch to save his sons. Still should've just thrown a Titan on him with his brain.
>>104561417Leman would've survived it. He always survives everything. He survived a duel with Super Saiyan Chaos Horus™ and was even on the verge of killing him. The dude has either maximum CON or maximum Luck.
>>104561405>Emps was well known for his love of Eldari women.Proofs?
>>104560484Flick's art is so samey and bland.
>>104561451This is why the Tau sterilize men they find. If they didn't their women would be seduced within the hour.
>>104561659Did not expect that.
>you will never have an irl daughteruWHY EVEN LIVE IF ONE'S LIFE CANNOT BE SERVED TO PROTECT SOMETHING PURE AND INNOCENT
>>104561327Well what is it, I haven't seen it before.
>>104562200one of the rare occasions /co/ kind of got its shit together and along what was going on /tg/ with this, they anted the heresyhttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom
>>104562222>07Haha it hasn't been that long right? Right???
>>104562237Wow that short is actually well made.
>>104562517WH40K fans are notoriously autistic. If they didn't spend all their money on overpriced models, they would have enough time and money to produce content better than GW has ever done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZc6cr6G2E4
>>104553138Why is Peter Parker there?
>>104558605The Dark Eldar and Vect shenanigans are fun, craft worlds come across as rather dull.
>>104558757>Imperial Fist is black in DeathwatchCOme one guys, Salamanders don't get enough love already now their migrating into other Chapters.
>>104562237Reminder that this is canon
>>104562681bitches love spiderman.
>>104553138if you aren't against the fantasy universe there is the Bloodbowl comic that was tons of fun.
>>104553138Since this is a 40k thread. Friendly reminder that 40k is the most powerful setting that has ever existed in both the entire fantasy and sci-fi/science fantasy genre. And 40k definitely deserves way more respect and admiration for being extremely powerful and having characters so courageous and determined to even fight against God like entities. 40k is that awesome.Such a shame though as since this is /co/. Just going to say all our favorite and powerful /co/ characters will never stand a chance against anything in 40k as one space marine, or a primarch, or a chaos demon can tear apart most other "powerful" characters we know especially those of /co/.And aby strong and sexy-cute female characters we know and live will just easily and effortlessly be raped to death. Such is a grimdark future, but it is an undeniy truth.
>>104562237not bad, but fucking shitty self insert to save the space elf. Necrons are bad but Eldar are just as bad
>>104553138>is it that there's no market for it or is GW just completely inept?The latter. It's always that. Want other stuff, go to the fans.
>>104563656>Eldar are just as badWhat have the poor elves done besides giving souls to Chaos for aeons?
>>104562555>to produce content better than GW has ever done.yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-MteECxZUYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfGPMJ8A0QY
>>104555049>Tau were busted on the tabletop for ages and still are to this day a very strong choice because their niche is king>Within the context of 40k the Tau are basically a race of mary sues in the loreit's a combination of people hating playing against them and them not even fitting into the setting to make this remotely bearable.
>>104563600In relation to other Sci-fi verses, it's strong, but in terms of even the most popular verses, 40K would get its ass kicked.Hell, MCU Thor could probably clear the Primarchs (Not only is he FTL, which doesn't even exist in 40K outside of the Necrons). Even Goku could solo the verse, and he's not even the strongest person in his own series.
>>104563600Sailor Moon would annihilate everyone.
>>104564151>Within the context of 40k the Tau are basically a race of mary sues in the loreUh, they are relatively pretty weak compared to the big guns in the lore, I don't see how can they be called mary sues.
Channeling my /tg/ tendencies just because this is the perfect thread for it to say CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>104558562There are included in Warhammer Monthly and Inferno, but those are short series or one-shots. Including a certain and only Champion of Malal. Only longest series I remember is that of Malus Darkblade, thought there should be a couple of more.
>>104559926>GW told there will be more females>Release a number of both generic and named models>Still no Female Necron Lords/Overlords>We'll never know how a Phaerak looks likeThose are some TARFU-Tier priorities. Also sadly 8th ED is also known as Side-Lined Xenos Edition.
>>104565100Some anons are making their own female Necon Lords.
>>104566343holy shit thats good
>>104566343I wonder what she'd sound like.
>>104559195Man, Nids had a lot of potential in 4th edition, but they got shafted in 5th with a codex nerf and a ton of fluff that had them jobbing to everyone in the galaxy. I don't know if they ever turned it around, but 5th was a big tone shift for the whole franchise. Less Grimdarkness and a whole lot more "The Spess Mehrenes will save us".
>>104566946Didn't the smurfs almost get destroyed by Kraken? I know the Blood Angels almost lost their entire chapter on a Space Hulk due to nids.
>>104553201I want at least one reply to this post to be someone who realized you meant that anyone who calls themselves a breast fetishist doesn't know what the word fetish means.
>>104566992Old fluff. In the 5th edition codex they had a story about how the Tau could out-adapt the Tyranids and used it to crush a hive fleet invasion, but then the Necrons showed up and killed them. Lots of stories like that, where the Nids just suffer and lose and everyone is better than them. The Battle of Maccrage gets treated as an important footnote with emphasis on the fact that most of the Marines weren't at home.Like I say, I don't know if they turned it around, but Cruddace killed that army and all the reasons you'd want to play it. Bottom tier for years.
>>104563752Give birth to one-quarter of the Ruinous Powers.
>>104562321We are fossils anon.
>>104563795Are there senior officers that distribute this image to new recruits as a prank?
>>104561327I love that this was acknowledged in one of the Dark Heresy rulebooks along with several /tg/ references
>>104567067>nobody remembers Cultist-chan
>>104563795it's pretty much from the primer
>>104567040Pretty sure they wrote themselves into a corner with the nids. When they started out they were practically invincible, you couldn't really "beat" them, you could only stall for time. The shadow in the warp thing prevented escape, basically if you weren't gone before they showed up you were fucked. You can't really take that anywhere long-term.
>>104567092I do and so does the guy that "created" her (Mr-Culexus on deviantart) he has a ask tumblr set up for her and one for his other OC that's actually pretty great lorewise
>>104567092>implying fa/tg/uys aren't trapped here forever
>>104567139>You can't take that anywhere long termIn the very same codex describing all that they had an inquisitor tracking fleet progress and bombing planets ahead of them to starve the tendrils.The entire Anphelion Project dealt with experiments on the Nids and developing a Marine Chapter whose sole goal was to kill Nids.It's not that there was nowhere to go with them. Cruddace just lacked any imagination and thought they were too powerful, so he took away all their toys and all their cool fluff in an era when frankly, power creep really began to get out of control. It was the worst time to beat an ENTIRE codex with the nerf bat, and I'm not sure if I recall anything in it getting a better deal except maybe biovores.
>>104554311Sister, that armor won't protect you very well.
>>104567985>Golly Sister, how come your breast plate it so big?
Will there ever be peace?
>>104567092GoodI've blown too many loads to Dranon's Delight. I need to forget the shame.
>>104568983NO PEACE JUST WAR
>any comic written by Aaron “Chaos rules Imperials Drool” Demski-BowdenYeah nah
>>104567101>Chris Orksen origin story.>>104568862Contrary to what Some people would have you beleive CoughcoughMalekcoughcough Olga wasn’t actually a thicc goddess and the Bishop wasn't actually a child.
>>104569184Has Aaron “Daddy Issues”-Bowden actually written any comics?
>>104569287He wrote the Dark Angels one, where basically the comic ended with everyone dying and Chaos winning because the Interrogator-Chaplain (who is black and actually held his bolt pistol sideways LOL) shot a Fallen Dark Angel:>If you kill me, this space hulk explodes, kills millions, and unleashed an ancient malevolent intelligence that will rape this sector for eternity>If you let me live, I live.>Ok lol *shoots in face and everyone fucking dies* Epic
>>104561451>tfw no snarky necron wingmanhot af tho
>>104553179Not OP but I'll admit I don't follow the media that hard. Have new comics covering the galaxy after the 13th Crusade destroyed Cadia been made yet?
>>104561451That fuckin necron always cracks me up
>>104568983Between Eldar and the Imperium? No sadlyWar is the heart of 40k and the only real god in that universe is the statu quo ( and a real alliance would be insanely powerful). So sooner or later writers will find a way to break the alliance. Remember some members of the Ynnari are also Drukhari. So I guess at some point a treason will occur, or something like that. I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I like it when humans and eldar work together. I love 40K but sometimes the constant "muh war" gets exhausting.
I want to like 40k so much because I really dig the worldbuilding and lore, but I swear to god the fanbase is the embodiment of "that kid".>UH UUUUH, I HAVE A SHIELD THAT IS MADE OUT OF THE STRONGEST MATERIAL IN THE UNIVERSE AND ABSORBS YOUR BULLET AND ALSO IT REFLECTS IT BACK AT YOU A BAZILLIAN TIMES STRONGERWhich sucks because the art people put out is absolutely amazing.
>>104569688Try to find adults with an adult behavior. Thanks god ( or the Emperor, up to you ) not everybody's like that. Where did you have to deal with such childish attitude?
>>104567067>female big ES-stop that!
>>104569663>sometimes the constant "muh war" gets exhausting.It's also unsustainable. If actual human history is anything to go by. Imps, Eldar, Chaos, Nids and most of the other larger powers should be nothing but a memory by now.
>>104569387Dark Angels have that whole "I gotta prove I'm not a heretic" thing going on, and they take it pretty seriously.
>>104564717it's getting finished?
>>104561451Will the Brocons help the Imperium shrink the Warp scar that divided half the galaxy after Cadia fell?
>>104564728They had a massive crusade that went to the heart of thier empire followed by a hive fleet attack. Not only did they live cause of the hive fleet but poisoned an enemy that can rapidly evolve.
>>104567092I remember when /tg/ had a giant shitstorm over it. People went around making giant images of her face just to trigger the grognards.
>alright, fantasy oriented porn!>check r34 for flick>it's mostly shit like harley quinn and batmanI came for porn, I got porn, and yet I'm still disappointed.
>>104569688The 40k fanbase is the origin of the>LE HERESY XDDmeme that currently plagues discussion of anything ever.
>>104555556I imagine he has a bolt pistol in his throat, so he blams when he woofs.
>>104570582Reminds me of the Jojofags of yesteryear. Any and all masculine figures were suddenly Jojo references and people were sooooo proud to recognize it.
>>104571114As a giant Jojofag I'm glad the anime adaptation has now reached the stage where things get really really gay and all the characters are twinks. It'll discourage the>WOW SO LE MANLY!!!>uhm this man has MUSCLES is that a JO JO REFERENCE???shit from the casuals.
>>104570152I thought bioweapons do work on Nids but like you said eventually they become immune?
>>104568983Well, you know what they say about the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millenium...
>>104570087It's in the progress of being finished yes.
>>104553138You posted precisely the sort of thing that doesn't belong in 40K and which a dearth of comics may beneficial be warding offNow have some worthy 40K comickry and beware
>>104554916>lewding sisters in a way that isn't scarring and lethally intense:|
>>104563600>40K powerThat's nice, but even American comic books are able to trash it, nevermind a basic anime. Power levels are often a sign of bad writing rather than good, and are not a reason to honour 40K. There are many better reasons than that.
>>104563931These show a ton of promise but they have one issue: the marines are nice and heavy, but not fast enough. Marines are fast AND heavy, they should feel like a tidal wave of rocks pouring out of their transport. That's power for you.
>>104571307I can't wait for the Stone Ocean adaption purely because of anime-onlys confusion as Jolyne talks about getting caught masturbating in front of a guard.
>>104553138Does anyone saved Wolf and Sister before GW purged it?
>>104573269GW purged it? Why?
>>104573708GW specially the old version of them is well know for being unbelievable bad at capitalizing on their IP and its fans in other ways that than dry them up with their tabletop stuff
>>104573796Guess that's why to this day any Warhammer game is a pure crapshoot if it's shit or not.
>>104573269It looks like it still functions somewhat through some "web archive" site. Can't post a link since I keep getting told it's spam, even with a tiny url.
>>104574096imgur and paste the links there as a title/description, that is how I invite people to my servers here
>>104574963Cyrus I guess is the only fuckable one.
>>104563795this is one pretty big grot...
>>104559195Imperial gothic by Dan Annett. Space Wolves comes in later but it’s still cool.
>>104559195Caiaphas Cain fights them pretty often
How old is the average Ork in human years? Is a Warboss under 10 years old?
>>104575544REEEEE ONLY BANSHEES CAN BE SEXY
>>104575544demz sum oddly shaped gubbinz
>>104576125>A hulking, muscle bound warboss sleeping with a young, child-like eldar still counts as /ss/crazy how nature do that
>>104564717>>104572836Don't toy with my heart, please!
While we're talking about WH40K. What do you all think of HELSREACH?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUplioG2DC4
>>104576653I thinks its one of the best 40k fan films out there. Definitely worthy of the Emperor's blessing.
Why always a tripfag ruin these threads?And hi LS
>>104577074greetings fellow human, how are you doing today?
>>104555324>shooting warp shit into his facenever gets old
>>104576125Ghazkull is a few centuries old and he's considered ancient by Ork standards.
>>104561659>>104576378Is there more of Chris Orksen?
>>104553138I really which incels would stop making threads. Or doing anything besides suicide really. This shit is pure cringe.
hey we're still alive
>>104578472Posting was down for a while
>>104565100They look exactly the same as all the other Necron Lords. I don't understand what's so hard to understand about this.
>>104579256Irrelevant, go fap elsewhere
>>104563600All of them would job to Goku Prove me wrong
I remember some black and white ones being published back int he 90s. In my head, they were a supplement to Epic 40k, but I'm sure they were for something else.
>>104579275You're overshooting, anime/manga is so overpowered you don't even need a strong one.
>>104563600*eats Chaos and befriends everyone else*Nothing personnel
Soooo.......Sisters of Battle......Boob plate or no boob Plate? What is your preference brothers and sisters?
>>104562321>>104567071I remember being 15 and browsing this website. Now I'm 30.
>>104577776you ain't gotta post this stuff, man
>>104554311haha wouldn't it be weird if someone posted even more pics of sisters of battle like this one?
>>104579811Boob plate obviously. 40k isn't about practicality or realism.
>>104553138>>104556218>>104558529>>104559276>>104559290>>104559319Why is shouta autism so popular? I see this faggotry all the time with adventure time fun and part 1 naruto.Why is shota hentai autisim popular?
>>104561431Angron still fucked his shit up.
>>104581019Because you are gay and not redpilled.
>>104581019Because sad nerds and outcasts want a mom they can fuck.
>>104581019What's the proper option to report people who can't speak English and are clearly extremely retarded? Trolling? Underage?
>>104581019Because most men don’t want a wife they want a second mommyBut being fair most girls don’t want husbands they want pets
>>104567067cultist chan is pure.
>>104581281I highly doubt that since she serves all chaos gods including slaanesh but she's definitely adorkable.
>>104577191He’s considered old amongst the Ork Warbosses that are known to the Imperium. There may well be orks older than him in the more poorly charted parts of the galaxy. After all, it’s known that orks don’t die of old age and keep growing all their life.
>>104559301See that's how you get DARK ELDAR and created a Chaos God.
>>104561651Sounds like the Emperor may finally have a use for his Custodies
>>104582911Bring back 80's eldar
Will Magnus be redeemed upon finding out some of his boys survived as a Loyalists Legion. Blood Ravens cannot be anything else.
>>104553201The day we kill all you faggots will be a great day in America.
>>104563740>this triggers the fa/tg/uy
>>104564717The fuck is this? Motherless codes?
>>104561327>mostly willinglyWell yeah. It was Gary Stu schlock with a bit of daww. Of course we forgot about it.
>>104582988I just see Akira but all Eldar characters. Given the psychic nature of their species and their proclivity for motorcycles it's not a bad fit really.
>>104582988It never went away with Warlocks, and for that I am grateful
>>104583549Shut the fuck up you dirty xeno scum
>>104553151what is the name of this artist he always draws so sensual and i like to see his pictures more. What's his name?
>>104585341It's in the thread already. Look harder.
TAU WOMEN LOVE HUMAN COCK
>>104585427This is a vile lie spread by degenerates. Luckily I'm here to remind you that:The Tau have evolved quickly, leading to huge deficits and weaknesses in their physiology. use these facts to your advantage and you will prevail+ Tau have hollow bones. Their limbs break easily under little applied pressure+ Tau have poor eyesight. Anything over ten meters away is always a blur+ Tau are frighted by fire+ Tau are frighted by water+ Tau are frighted by thunderXenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to themTau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressedThey chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attackTau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hand over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.In battle, the Tau are disorganized and cowardly. They fight from a distance and their poor aim makes this tactic ineffective.To compensate for their poor eyesight, they have developed acute hearing. Their eardrums are so sensitive that if you make a large enough noise (for example, shouting the Litany of death) it causes deafness and immediate confusion.The Tau are naturally hairless and find hirsute people unnerving :
>>104569868I always find it amusing that Chaos Space Marines blather about fighting for ten thousand years when they die just as easily as any other T4 unit. How the FUCK did they survive that long considering their existence consists of constantly fighting each other in the warp punctuated by occasional field trips to realspace where they just get shot at by the normies?
>>104570275paheal's a buit shit in some areas. Here ya go senpai. https://exhentai.org/g/1302275/bae3e1eae1/
>>104585542Time is fucky in the Warp
>>104585427Reminder the only canon female tau we have ever seen looks like a shriveled prune and as far as we know is completely indistinguishable from the males with the exception of hair.
>>104585495That just makes them perfect cum dumpsters.
>>104585495Nobody who has lived through their first battle believes a word of the field guide.Makes for great toilet paper
>>104570275Kraven/Squirrel girl is best otpFight me
>>104576621It's on his site. http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/I don't know why everyone flips out about catching the threads live, he posts the date weeks in advance.
>>104558529>>104556218>>104553138>tfw you will never be sexually molested by a group of horny sluts
>>104585495Based and Imperiumpilled
>>104581113I go with low quality
>>104582988>fur coat with high tech armor underneathKino
>>104585542That goes for pretty much any unit in 40KTheres BILLIONS of beings that have been alive for centuries, or millenia, yet they go down as canon fodder pushovers.Almost every space marine you see is at least several centuries old. Many several thousand years old. Very few are under 100.
>>104553179>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDo the universe a favor and kys, shitbag.
>>104587118>Fuck Slaanesh.I'd consider it
>>104585542Chaos Space Marines know recrutations.
>>104587158>tfw no cute futa gf to get dominated by
>>104587000You first frogposting virgin.
>>104581857Look at her anon, she is pure.
>>104585495Mr Commissar I think you're talking about cows, not taus
>>104587118They look like Silicone Creatures from Blame
>>104585902This artist is great why haven't I heard about him in the past>Only uploads to tumblr, twitter, and patreon for donators>Every image gallery site is incomplete>No hentai foundry>Fur Affinity is 2 years out of dateIts like some people refuse to do the tiniest things to promote themselves.
>>104587967He browses 4chan, or at least used to. He used to do streams for Dark Souls general over on /vg/.
>>104587811>My search fro Netcode DNA has lead me to a robo harem, the manga
>>104588020Best waifu, Zenmetsu-chan or Cibo?
>>104564151>>104555167Tau are basicly neoliberal space nazis, they use trade to wipe other races out.
>>104581019- Most anime fans are young boys- Boys fantasize about sexually mature women- The internet exists
>>104585542time in the warp is different. So some of them(not all) could really be from the days of the heresy
>>104561489Why do you think he broke into the Webway?
>>104588299SanakanZenmetsu means extermination, her raison d etre
>>104585752>ywn be a beautiful, eternally young elf/eldar shota who gets captured by a group of zealous human females who live far shorter than you and keep you as a sex slave for generation after generation of sexually repressed horny womenDang
>>104588353Are you saying that most shota autism is from the perspective of young boys identifying with the sexualised kids in these cartoons?
>>104553431I think Khan is my favorite by sheer lack of use. Whenever he does or says anything it's great, rare as it is
>>104589172He seems to bring the heat these days.
>>104558306Emps is the reincarnation of all significant psykers of an age. He's like half woman despite presenting as a man.
>>104588933The airship plan I listed with the Fire Lord lists me, my men and General Iroh here, but only one of you
>>104589016I think they can identify with someone their own age rather than some big hairy dude with a pot bellyI mean think about it, any realistic fantasy of theirs where they get with an older woman would by definition be shota porn
>>104588100How the hell do you use trade to wipe a species out?
>>104589245Fuckin hell Khan OBLITERATING that gross fart-huffer.
Dorn or Jaghatai will be the next primarchs to come back.
>>104590210Same way anyone does. Get them hooked on your consumer products, enmesh their economy in a Napoleonic-style Continental System which is outwardly convenient but means noone is willing to take on the additional costs of disengagement, then steadily hollow out their culture from within.
>>104553185No. It doesn’t.
>>104585574That female tau is also old by tau standards.
>>104585427Wait a minute... THAT'S NO WOMAN
>>104553179the fuck is wrong with 1d4chan?it's way fucking better than the current state of nu/tg/
>>104576621it's already been almost a year since shoggy said this was the last story, he'll deliver in parts
>>104564717There's something inherently wrong and inaccurate to depict Sarge with a hat, when proper Imperial Guard issued helmets are available.
>>104589254You're an hermaphrodite, Emps.
>>104587230Fuck it let's open a rift and summon a cute futa.
Why cant we name him Orkskin?
>>104561451Im losing my shit.
Uh oh, the Emperor (Empress) is in trouble.
>>104553179>new ones being published right nowBut not from Titan because according to Rich the Leech their license is not renewed by GW over some disagreement.
>>104602239>an hermaphroditeYER 'AN 'ERMAFRADOITE, 'ARRY!
>>104575059Thaddeus is best boy
>>104585427>Tau with huge cow titsHeresy, everyone knows Tau females have small tits and big asses.
>>104604209Their female water-caste diplomats sent to deal with humans would get breast implants to better influence them. Duh.
This thread needs more hot female Tau
>>104604331Stay true to the Light of Humanity brother.Post Cute Sororitas.
>>104599870Rosie is Best Girl.Best Songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GHpmdmJu0
>>104604359Honestly wish there were more qt brown Sisters, almost never see any. Same with Ad Mech GFs.
>>104604359Posting Anon's mom
>>104604359So post hot human females.
>>104604437Anon's mom is pretty hot.
>>104604434You need to go to the arab 'Laurence of Arabia' planets if you want to see any brown people.The Catachan Jungle Fighters have some black people.
>>1046044379/10 would become anon's new daddy
>>104553138GW is an absolute Scrooge with their IP, I wouldn't be surprised if they went full Nintendo any time anyone tried to make an ongoing 40K webcomic.
>>104604622They did worse; they took the ideas fans had created for how the fluff should progress towards the End Times and put it into their own canon, claiming it as their own truth while giving no credit to the groups spouting their own ideas while GW did absolutely nothing for years.
>>104563492>that picture>Oh shit I'm supposed to kill her>How the fuck did she get this close>I've been here for three months
>>104604652I'm still waiting for the Emprasque to happen
>>104558757>Titan's putting out the best comics we've had since Warhammer Monthly folded, and I still doubt they'll last much longer.https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/12/08/titan-comics-lose-warhammer-40000-license-from-games-workshop/Well, you called it. GW are apparently the worst licensors imaginable. Shocker.
>>104604901...fuck, man.I spoke to a guy in GW licensing who said he knew for a fact Titan managed to get Dan Abnett signed up for a Horus Heresy comic after Deathwatch. Fucking GW.
>>104589898All I can say is that when I was a kid fantasising about screwing my teachers, I wasn't a kid IN those fantasies. It strikes me as messed up to not picture yourself as an adult, which you will become eventually.
>>104583667LIIVI is a vindicare from a famous fanfic called Love Can Bloom about him falling for Taldeer (a farseer like the one in the image).
>>104604622It's funny because I've been comparing Nintendo and Games Workshop to each other for years. In truth however they're both manifestations of the shallow mindset that pervades all industry these days. Valve is another good example.(note that if anything Nintendo is becoming more shit ala Games Workshop than the other way around)
>>104604901>>104604918They actually actively WANT low quality content. This is because it's easier to please the indiscriminate audience with low quality stuff, while any high quality stuff goes unrewarded in that crowd. Of course it draws in an audience with quality expectations, but then that audience expects quality thereafter and will complain passionately when it goes unfilled later on or elsewhere. That's us lot.Most people can't wrap their heads around the idea of a company or business not only actively avoiding a type of customer, but going out of its way to cut off an existing sort of customer and driving them away, even if they're loyal and invested. From a pure power mindset, however, this can make perfect sense.
>>104604901Fuck, I was really enjoying these. Guess all we have now is Video games and a few books...
>>104556712Emperor has glorious hair and he might very well be the biggest heretic of them all depending on how your point of view.
>>104585495>descended from bovine herbivoresThen why are their eyes in front of their head. Only carnivores and omnivores evolve with eyes in the front and plant eating herbivores evolve with their eyes on the side to watch their surroundings. How do the Taunhave their eyes in the front? It's like GW does not understand basic evolutionary facts.
>>104605147Anon, the description is in-universe Imperial Propaganda, they also describe Orks as feeble and no match for a disciplined Imperial soldier in melee.Propaganda is not something that has to be scientifically accurate or base on real life.
>>104555049They're the only faction who hasn't opened another giant hole between the warp and realspace.
>>104605211wait, the Orks and Tyranids have?
>>104585495>frightened by waterimagine being so pathetic you're afraid of the one thing most necessary for life
>>104563795Its all about wrist control.
>>104605106>Holy God-Emperor of Mankind, we the Ordo Hereticus, declare you a heretic >Under what charge?>For failing to recognize the divinity of the Holy God-Emperor of Mankind >But I am not divine, I am human. Unfathomably superior to humans like yourself, but human nonetheless.>Free admission of guilt will not delay the death that your lack of faith has necessitated!
>>104566921CLANG CLANG CLANG
Apparently Horst survived gothic war, and Spire is still around. Wtf is going on.
>>104585542don't the chaos gods constantly revive them?
>>104607213Sorta yes, sorta no. When they die, it is often assumed they failed the gods so often they don't even bother.When they do, the dead soldier was either part daemon already so they can do it on their own, or some crazy warp magic is involved to put their soul in someone else's body, then rapidly mutate said body into a marine to accommodate them.
>>104577776I'm sure Daddorible would take her in.
>>104577776No worries little girl of battle! New codex!
>>104608308>tfw no milky mommy of battle
>>104588521Because those Eldar hookers are cleaner and a lot less shoddy.
>>104563492FFG is not canon.
>>104577776Come on. I'm already in a shitty mood.
>>104608828>implying a techprist would covet the flesh
>>104610002He's thinking about the power armour, not the meat inside it.
>>104553201>breast fetishistsWhat did he mean by this?
>>104555049They’re a bunch of commie weebs that faggots like to attach to as “holier than thou” even tho their faction looks great on the outside but is a dystopia on the inside
>>104563740Hahahaha imagine them in heat hahaha yah imagine that!
>>104581019>Why is shouta autism so popular? >Why is shota hentai autisim popular?Same reason you see 40 year old women dressing up as school girls. Same reason you see daddy/daughter play in BDSM. It's hot to a specific segment. Men remember the hot teacher or the hot mom in their neighborhood when they were in their teens or early 20s. And men buy porn, so it's a market the porn makers are happy to make money from.
>>104606238Magnus asks you to please stop pouring the remains of his sons all over the floor.And please don't snort them
>>104606313You know that's the exact kinda talk that got most the Inquisition banished to the warp and has left the Battle Sisters in a morose drunken haze.
>>104563595Did the artist fuck up? Because they look like dwarfs even though they clearly where supposed to be halflings.
>>104612995This is weakened by the expressions
>>104614017what expressions do you think Primarchs have?do they even feel?
>>104615324I'm talking about making the meme work, not making it fucking canon
bump fah da empuh
40K is shit and Fantasy was always better. Fuck Games Workshop and fuck Skaven.
>>104618417Wrong, yes, absolutely and not even with a rented dick
>>104619079BIG HUMAN DICK
>>104619184>>104619188>anime girl scaled upC'mon.
>>104619220can I ask for sauce?I thought only the first image existed, there being a follow up is killing me
>>104619247If you don't have SauceNAO at this point you can't and shouldn't be helped.
>>104615324They feel Horace wouldn't have been a butthurt little bitchy baby if he didn't have some feelings that daddy didn't love him enough.