Here's your new SHAZAM poster bro.
Am I supposed to react to this?
>>104550382Like this>>104550366Jesus fuck what an awful piece of shit poster for an awful piece of shit movieCongratulations DC you've now got the biggest bomb of 2018 AND 2019
>>104550477It's much less remarkable than you're pretending it is.
looks okay to me
>>104550482Look at those faces and tell me that isn't the worst poster ever made
>>104550366>not another generic-ass poster>looks like an actual comic coverWhy the fuck should I be mad at this? This is exactly what superhero movies should be doing.
>>104550477Biggest bomb of 2019 is already set to be Artemis Fowl
>>104550366Wowser this looks cheap
>>104550648Don't get your hopes upIt's obviously for CCXP only
>>104550366Is this an actual poster like theaters would have? If so that's cool. If it's just a poster for cons not as cool.
wow this makes the Aquaman poster looks good in comparision.
>>104550698Just for cons
>>104550366I like it
>>104550366Jesus, I completely forgot about this
GOAT exclusive poster. I think it was only for crew members though.
>>104550366I knew they were throwing this to the wolves but they could at least try, this is just sad.
>>104550559>muh facesThis autism again?
>>104550366I like this.
>>104550477>>104550559'sup ladderbroAre you finally using your Disney intern credit to graduate? 'Cuz you need to do something with your life, find some REAL purpose, son. Plus, I'm sure some sorely needed sunshine would be a big help for you, health-wise.
>>104550382something something Snyder something ladderbro something DCEU something Marvel is scared something something
>>104550366Should've picked an artist that can draw faces, other than that it looks nice.
>>104550366what is that man doing to that boyis he the villain or the hero
>>104550684See, kids, this is why you shouldn't trace: now Aquaman doesn't have a neck because they traced his face and beard and couldn't figure out the neck position.
>>104550846No point in tryingThey know it's over after Aquaman bombs
>>104550894The boy is the man.
>>104550911That's only in certain African cultures
>>104550907>Marvel ends up releasing Avengers 4 early in April just to fuck with DC
>>104551073>rushing your movie just to try to get at the other guyThat is incredibly petty.
>>104551073If anything they will release it in the end of April because Disney is scared of Pikachad
>>104551112no one is "scared" of that piece of WBullshit ESPECIALLY not Based Disney who crushed it with The Lion King and will crush it again with A4
>>104550907Who would have thought that fucking Aquaman would end up being such an important film for WB?
>>104550477But Disney's the one who had 3 big flops this year, not WB you dumb sperg.
>>104551306Well when you fucked up everyone else you kind of have to rely on your bottom of the barrel biggest joke in Superhero history to save your shitty franchiseThere's a reason it's opening in places that don't speak English first
>>104550652>Biggest bomb of 2019Isn't that Mortal Engines?And did we agree not to talk about it?
>>104551332And Disney also has most of the highest grossing movies and golden globe nominations this year another thing WB doesn't have you pathetic fucking shill.
>>104551367Mortal Engines is 2018 and I doubt it will be a bomb big enough to dethrone Nutcracker
>>104551367You're either in some third world shithole that doesn't get it until next year or you're fucking retarded
>>104551377>golden globe nominations this year another thing WB doesn't have>A Star Is Born - Distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures>Crazy Rich Asians - Distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures
>>104551377The only one who has been shilling in this thread is you for Disney retard. No one's fucking disputing Disney hasn't had success this year, it's simply calling out your bullshit claims which has no basis in reality.
>>104551155>WBullshit>Based Disney $0.09 have been deposited into your disneyrewards account.
>>104551501>this yearEvery year
>>104551532No fucking fair why does he get 9 cents I only get 2 cents per post. That's it, I'm a DCbro now.
So ladderbro has given up shitposting about Aquaman and moved on to Shazam
>>104551440Golden Globes nominations by film studios:Annapurna Pictures 10Fox Searchlight Pictures 10Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures 9Focus Features 7Universal Pictures 7Warner Bros. Pictures 7Netflix 5Sony Pictures Classics 4And with the purchase of Fox that makes it 19 nominations for Based Disney and only 7 for the worst studio on earthAnd your pathetic oscar bait movies are going to lose to fucking Black Panther and Mary Poppins Returns
>>104550366Has Adam Sandler ever played the role of a kid who suddenly grows up to be an adult? Because this movie looks like that's what it'll be
>>104550863WHAT THE FUCK DOES LADDERBRO MEAN?
>>104550366New trailer when
>>104550911Now he is
>>104551603His latest standup is actually really funny. And then it was very sad.
>>104551636Hopefully never but probably at the WB panel where it will be drowned out by Godzilla, It 2, Aquaman, and Defective Pukeatyou just like it was drowned out at SDCC
>>104550366>newit's actually the first officially released poser
>>104550366Ladderbro literally REEEEEING in this thread hardcore.
>>104551601Imagine thinking Mary Poppins will win anything
>>104551663At least be consistent with your shitposting, half of those films didn’t even have a trailer at SDCC
>>104551306IDK MCU started with Iron Man, who beyond comics only existed as a crappy design in the old Hulk show, a MvC character people used because faster moves than War Machine (but lower hit combo) and a 90s cartoon that practically no one remembers.
>>104551630Ladderbro is a meme about a poster on here who irrationally hates DC comics and the DCEU and spammed "the death of DC about fucking time" kind of shit nonstop.The meme goes that anyone saying heavy-handed "this is the word thing ever" stuff about DC probably is LadderBro.
>>104552282Yes, makes sense considering this is for a brazilian comic con
>>104551630He’s referring to >>104550477 Because he’s on every DC related thread despite how much he hates DC. We are legit at the point where we can identify anons based on their posting habits. I should take a break from this site.
>>104550366you know how many "posters" Shazam is going to have between now and release, ladderbro?
>>104550366An actual comic art poster is cool but why do they look like Gary Busey?
OP here, i actually liked the poster, i just wanted people to talk about it instead of ignoring me like every fucking time i post anything, apologies for the bait.
>>1045524794channel users have the worse case of HPD
>>104552539Don't act like this didn't always happen
>>104552348>We are legit at the point where we can identify anons based on their posting habits. I should take a break from this site.Except you aren't because your retarded ass will literally call anyone and everyone "Ladderbro".
>>104552589Any other time, I'd agree with you. But ladderbro is just so obvious to spot.
>>104552589Look buddy ever since that whole evanposter epidemic on /tv/ I’m kinda convinced that there’s only like 10 people on this entire site.
>>104552681You are unironically correct. The amount of regulat daily users uses than ~300.
>>104550366The hair color don't match
>>104550366>ladderbro giving up on Aquaman shitposting and placing all bets on Shazam.
>>104550382>Am I supposed to react to this?You're supposed to react like this.
>>104550911the boy inside the man?looks like it's the other way around from here
>>104552781>second bestWasn't it supposed to have THE best opening weekend just yesterday?
>>104552803>second best for a DC movietry to keep up
>>104552781How can it top the China midnight opening of Wonder Woman, a movie that never opened in China?Well, easily I guess but what does that mean??
>>104551353>when you fucked up everyone else you kind of have to rely on your bottom of the barrel biggest joke in Superhero historyThe formula that saved Marvel and started the MCU.
>>104552736If you are dedicated enough you could shitpost on every thread on /co/ right now and having a pass would make it even easier. So i can see how shit spreads so easily now.
>>104552822>Wonder Woman, a movie that never opened in China?You're thinking of Suicide Squad.
>>104552812Yeah, and yesterday all the news stories were saying it would have the highest for a DC movie.
>>104552848No one's thinking of Suicide Squad
>>104550648This.>>104550684>>104550729Main movie posters have to have actors' actual faces in them because of contracts and shit but alt. posters can actually be artistic.
>>104552851If the first highest in Aquaman's case was BvS, which at the time no one knew how that movie was going to turn out, I'd say Aquaman is doing alright despite all the ladderbro posting about it being the death rattle.
What does a China midnight opening even mean? There's nothing in theaters right now in China, even Venom is just about wrapped up.How does this mean anything to the US box office, where there will be a half dozen big pictures in theaters at the same time?Aquaman will make it's 95 to 100 million in China, sure. All the superhero movies, including WB's, do about that same amount.That did SO much for Justice League.
Where the fuck is Mary Marvel? She cute in this?
>>104552889Nitpicky but no competition from other American films doesn't mean no competition at all. Chinese like some weird shit.
>>104552851I remember they interrupted Bush's funeral to bring us the news: Aquaman had saved DC movies and would bring about a new era of peace and prosperity, where women and minorities could no longer vote and we didn't have to listen to their whining any more. A glorious, thousand-year reich where at last white male power wasn't just a fantasy, and the McRib was an all-year, all-day menu item at every location worldwide. Reports are just now reaching us Kim Jong un killed himself when he saw Aquaman for the first time, and then again because he'd left it on repeat, and he would have killed himself a third time if he hadn't been busy destroying North Korea's nuclear program.>>104552681/co/ is just you, me, and Joe Quesada, newfag.
>>104552822Wonder Woman made nearly $90m in China.Aquaman should do quite well there, it's a movie about a white dude wailing on a black guy and China is super racist.
>>104552901>Nitpicky but no competition from other American films doesn't mean no competition at all.There's some Chinese movie leading the box office right now making literally hundreds of thousands of dollars. Chinese theaters are showing nothing atm.
>>104552922Yes, it will take it's 90-100 million from the bug men. Pretty much a given. I wouldn't read too much into that.
>>104552860Maybe, but that doesn't change that Wonder Woman opened in China.
>>104552937Is she in the movie?
>>104552950In America there is only 2 races. Black and Not Black (see white)
Why don't you people go to /tv/ to discuss movies?
>>104552965There are:White Mutts Invading BeanersCrazy Rich AsiansNigrasMudslimesPoosGingervitis
>>104552967But anon this IS /tv/
>>104552967/tv/ is the Feet and Pedophilia board, your newfag is showing.
>>104552998shitposting doesn't stand out in the containment board.
>>104553009All of 4chan/4channel is a containment board.
>>104550366Nice try but here's the REAL poster
>>104550652I literally didn't know they were making a movie on that until this post. Good god the trailer looks like ass.
>>104550819Much like Aquaman Captain America went with the worst poster for it's promotion
>>104551593Since it was confirmed Aquaman is up for the biggest Chinese opening for a DC film, 100mil+ dom opening and 4 stars from the Critics choice it's been hard to shit post against Aquaman
>>104553367>up for the biggest Chinese opening for a DC filmSecond biggest >>104552781... maybe
>>104551933It wasn't even drowned out. It had it's trailer views split in half and outdid everything but Aquaman
>>104553387Doesn't matter they decided to hold off on the trailer until next year
>>104553367That's "40 to 60 million" Anon, not 40 plus 60 million.
>>104552889If Aquaman gets the same Box office as Justice League it will be a hit. Though I think it's going to get more
>>104553426Oh you haven't been keeping up have you?
>>104553444Who's your wildly optimistic source for a 100 million weekend?
>>104552962why would you make a character called Mary Shazam in a movie for preteen boysshe sounds like a hooker
>>104552950Ah yes, America, where you can be Irish even though Ireland wouldn't accept you as Irish because none of your grandparents or parents were ever citizens there, but you can't be white because you're from Hawaii.He's white. Deal with it.
>>104553494Hawaii is full of fucking white people, are you an idiot?He's a Pacific Islander. Asians know what a Pacific Islander is.
>>104552962>>104553478She's in the movie.
>>104553513>Not knowing the magic word of "Bazingmaman: The Movie- pls bring the children's back, we are sorry, we fired that one cunt, gib billion dollars plz"
>>104552889>There's nothing in theaters right now in China, even Venom is just about wrapped up.Venom was granted an extended run. I think they're hoping Spiderverse would drum up some more money
>>104550729Legitimately the best Godzilla poster ever.
>>104554322Pretty much. Can’t wait for the trailer this weekend.
>>104554345Did it ever get confirmed if that leak of Rodan a Ghidorah minion and the MC's ex wife being an extremist daughternapper was true?
Why can't western artists into drawing children?
>>104554309Venom is currently making less than a movie that's barely making 30k in theaters this weekend.The Chinese theaters are pretty much empty of content.
>>104554366There's an editorial mandate that all babies must resemble Bendis.
>>104554366Comic artists don't actually do life studies or practice anatomy anymore. They've learned their style aping other comic book artists and practicing drawing "that one slut with big bewbs".
>>104554345>tfw legendary mothra is sexier than captain marvel
>>104550366$350M and you all know it
>>104550684What a shitty mess
>>104553556She's Mary Bromfield. There's no evidence we're getting a Mary Marvel, just her civilian identity.Give than Grace Fulton is 22 and clearly older than the kid they have playing Billy, it's unlikely her billing as Mary Bromfield is anything but what it appears to be - just a nod to old characters who won't be used otherwise. Hilariously some sites are predicting Michelle Borth will play Mary Marvel (she's currently unlisted, but known to be on the production), as though having a 22 year old turn into a 40 year old was going to make it less weird when the 22 year old was on screen with the 16 year old.>>104553503They're those fat assholes in the grass skirts with the little guitars.This is the white dude from Game of Thrones.
>>104556120>There's no evidence we're getting a Mary MarvelYou're getting the whole fucking Shazamily bitch
>>104550366This face makes me go WRYYYY
>>104556205Isn't Power and Strength kinda the same thing?
>>104556205>asian is wisdom, black is speedso very progressive>>104556354not quite. For instance a magician could be very powerful but have little strenght
I still can't believe Hollywood whitewashed the character.
>>104556354It is power as in Zeus power such as lightning. Though really before the New 52 the power of Zeus was more just enhancing his other abilities and being the reason behind the bolt that struck Billy when he said SHAZAM!
>>104550366That's cool. I always love an art poster, over some lame photoshop shit.
>>104556205well this certainly looks like a professional studio release and not some crazy crap thrown together in GIMP by a lunaticI mean look at them right next to each other, do you seriously not see that she is six years older than he is? if this is indeed intended to be a 1:1 adaptation where she's his twin sister and turns into a 40 year old woman and he turns into a 38 year old man with a very regular hairline that honestly kinda looks like plugs then whoever did the casting probably learned their trade on all those shitty Hulk Hogan movies from the 90s
>>104552589Ladderbro is some autist that thinks Mortal Engines, Mary Poppins, Into The Spiderverse, Holmes & Watson and Aquaman share the same audience, not just a guy that hates DC.
>>104558151They certainly share segments of the same audiences when you break them down. No audience share is entirely granular of itself, they all share elements in common with others.For example: Spider-Man and Aquaman are obviously going to attract people who like comic book movies; Mary Poppins and Spiderverse will attract families (whereas Aquaman will tend to repel them because of the DCEU connection, if there are younger children); Mortal Engines and Aquaman will attract people who like action, Holmes and Watson will share people who want a movie which is funny or perversely amusing with Mortal Engines.All of these different pulls (and others too numerous to mention) affect the decisions of theater patrons. Ironically, a theater in a particular area devoting too few screens to a particularly popular movie can lead to a less popular or even quite unpopular (in general) film getting a good result at that theater, because people are already there/already decided they want to see a movie that night. Some of it is just down to personalities: there will be people who go and see Aquaman because they're huge GoT nerds and will watch literally anything its former stars will make; there will be people who'll see any Wil Ferrell movie just because they liked Elf, people who want to see any Peter Jackson movie regardless of quality at Mortal Engines, and so on.Studios and distributors both have to negotiate these different pulls when determining what to release and when and - in the case of distributors - how many screens in how many theaters to offer to show it in.
>>104550366needs more cucking of Batman by the hands of Slade, other than that, pretty mediocre
>>104558151>>104559247>Ladderbro is some autist that thinks Mortal EnginesNot with this score.
>>104550559i have no problem with comic movies having comic cover looking posters but their faces are the same