The time has come for a new Astolfo thread.
>>3330728words cannot describe how much i want to impregnate him and make him the mother of my children
He's such a precious boieI just wanna cuddle up to him and sleep on his thighs while he plays with my hair and tells me everything will be alright
>>3330914thighs too fat, hips too wide
I love him so much
>mfw looking at the drop rates for SSR servants>mfw reading the wiki and finding out that Astolfo's stats are apparently garbage so even if I'm lucky enough to get him on a <1% chance I won't be able to use him without hobbling myselfhttps://i.4cdn.org/v/1559080425559.gifThe very small comfort, if you can call it that, is that he seems to be 4 star instead of 5 star which means that his drop rate is very slightly better. How on earth do people put up with this genre? Like it's not even accurate to call it pay to win because the gacha is so random that you can potentially put hundreds of dollars into the game and still not get the character you want. Most games if you pay that much, even if the price is ridiculous you can at least say you're guaranteed to get what you want. Not this one. You're basically forced to just learn to like whoever you're lucky enough to actually draw. Which in theory is a decent idea for a game because it encourages you to go out of your comfort zone and try characters you normally wouldn't. But when it comes to gacha games the motivation behind it is so selfish. Because the way they aggressively advertise those banners, they're very much leaning into the fact that their players are going to want a very specific character, constantly taunting them with the possibility they may be able to get that character if only they put in some more money. And yet they won't. You'll take your Spartacus and you'll like it. That's what they're thinking.
>>3331035SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT! UP! WILL YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT! SHUT! SHUT! SHUT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
>>3330991>gachanewest form of gambling
If you could be pic related, which one would you be, /cm/?
>>3331186I dunno if I'd call it "new", it's the same concept as lootboxes which have been around for nearly two decades. But it's certainly scummy and it's fucked up that it's gotten so bad that the actual government has had to intervene.
>>3331190Me on the right
>>3331362That's more like it.
>>3330728one of my absolute favorites
>>3331849but i want to be astolfo too
>>3331849>>3331855I believe it is possible to just want to be a petty, effeminate, maybe even androgynous boy without being a transsexual or dysphoric.
>>3331870I agree, nothing wrong with a boy wanting to be pretty
>>3331870Why go to such extreme lengths just for a fetish or a beauty ideal that will absolutely fade with age? Like, following a treatment to the point in which your body is permanently compromised and you become sterile. That's what people argue about "oh, they must really secretly dysphoric or want to become a woman then, traps are actually transgirls".
>>3331907He's baiting up the thread.
>>3331906I didn't say anything about getting any form of treatment or surgery.>>3331908For future reference the preferred term is "transgender"Sue me.
>>3331915Imagine getting this defensive over being politely corrected and not even knowing how to quote correctly on top of that.
>>3331855>but i want to be astolfo toonothing wrong with that, i just summed up the situation in threads with a Astolfo picture in the OP.I'm straight myself and I want to pound his boypussy into oblivion>>3331870>it is possible to just want to be a petty, effeminate, maybe even androgynous boy without being a transsexual or dysphoricabsolutely, aren't the so-called femboys roughly this?>>3331908i remember someone posting a chart about the lower suicide risk among transgenders who have transitioned. fun fact: it was in one of the Astolfo threads. i'm not an expert in this subject, but i believe it makes sense from both a biological (increased estrogen, decreased testosterone) and social (willingness to express themselves in a feminine way) standpoints
>>3331961Then accept this as an apology, please. >>3331962I'm straight myself [x] doubt
And you did it again you useless troll.You can post pictures of Astolfo without getting into any of this off topic shit.
>>3331978Fine, I'll stop.
>>3330728Go, Astolfo, beat that thot up!
>>3331999Oh shit, the tables turned!
>>3331999>>3332000the phrase 'god i wish that were me' is thrown around a lot these days...
>>3332000Luckily he broke free...
>>3332002Aaand he's ded
>>3331999>>3332000>>3332002>>3332003These pictures are fucking hot. I dunno why nobody has thought to draw Astolfo wrestling before but good on this artist for making up for lost time.
>>3331977i'm straight as fuck my friend, Astolfo is the new Bridget, everyone is gay for him>>3331999>>3332000>>3332002>>3332003>Jeanne looking that hot>Astolfo didn't even pop a bonerthis guy needs a man in his life, preferably a straight one
>>3332073Bro his skirt is visibly being lifted upwards in the front on both >>3332000 and >>3332003. The dude has a massive erection.
>>3332073>Astolfo didn't even pop a bonerLook closer. Maybe he's just a dicklet.
>>3332163I don't think you know what a boner looks like anon...
>>3332192I have a penis, I'm pretty sure I do. You can only see his scrotum in the images, the shaft is hidden behind the skirt.
>>3332193>I have a penisbroofs?
>>3332163>>3332164i think the way his swimsuit is styled gives this impressionbut if that's truly his full boner, it's another reason for him to date a straight guy and be the strict bottom
>>3332220Well that image really conveys the difference, the skirt is completely flat there because no erection whereas the other art is clearly displaying an erection. You know, I never thought I'd reach the point in my life where I was debating with someone about whether a guy wearing a girly swimsuit has a boner.
>>3332227All you say is bullshit and you clearly know shit about drappery or art for that matter. Just shut up and stop derailing the thread with your delusions, is creepy as hell.
>>3332232Well first off drappery isn't even a word so I'm going to just ignore you and continue to talk about erect penises as much as I feel like.
>>3332234I hope I get banned so i dont have to read your clown ass againhttps://www.britannica.com/art/drapery-art
>>3332241You said drappery. Anyway, you're an idiot.
>>3332227>clearly displaying an erection.if that's the case it's very unimpressive and i'm 100% correct about his role and ideal partner in a relationship>I never thought I'd reach the point in my life where I was debating with someone about whether a guy wearing a girly swimsuit has a boner.little things you can only experience when you're on 4chan
>>3332262>whether a guy wearing a girly swimsuit has a boner.Who wouldn't?
>>3330991>tfw have level 90 astolfo and used enough fous to raise his attack by 2000His skills are mediocre but his NP is okay if you charge it a couple times, and he's good for quickspamming and racking up stars for crit-happy servants like Lancer Alter and Hijikata.
>>3331362>>3331373>>3331977Astolfo looks so fucking cute in that tank top
>>3331870It doesn't matter what species of attack helicopter you are or aren't as long as you're cute. If Astolfo were a transsexual his name would probably be Astolfina or something since transgender people are fucking anal about the name game. That, and being the human embodiment of complete nonsense is pretty much Astolfo's whole character.
>>3332290For future reference the preferred term is "transgender" because "sexual" implies that being trans is a sexual preference like being homosexual when in most cases it is not.Now, back to posting Astolfo.
>>3332290thank god he isnt a tranny. it sucks when you only like 2d traps because retards just clump them together and now you're in the same group that likes actual real life trannies.
>>3332296The fact that you like traps is in and of itself a victory for our cause.
>>3331190Truth be told Ritsuka isn't very masculine, himself>>3332297Level 30 Hon detected
>>3332289yep>>3332297>our causei'm a homo, it's less of a victory and more of a stalemate
Why do people feel the need to come in and ruin/derail my favourite thread. I just want to think about how a boyish Astolfo is peak aesthetic and makes me blush even more than regular Astolfo.
>>3332354Excellent taste anon. Nice blend of feminine and masculine. The epitome of aesthetics.
>>3332360>does it look weird?yes it doeschange back baby
>>3332427Better yet, just take it all off. Heh.
>>3332427No it doesn't Boystolfo looks fucking amazing you fag
Why does every Astolfo thread turn into a retarded debate about gayness and trannies?
>>3332464Because people insist on providing commentary with their posts. This is supposed to be an imagedump board where people just silently post images but for whatever reason people insist on sharing their idiot opinions in this thread. Doesn't help that the mods either do nothing or are the ones participating in it.
you two get a room
>>3332468Astolfo looks so cute when defeated
me on the right
I love Astolfo!
>>3332476I want Mordred to beat me up
>>3332466>This is supposed to be an imagedump board where people just silently post imagesyou post some then
>>3332502You trying to start some shit again, punk?
>>3332504no, just don't take up the postcount sans images.
I'm happy everyone loves this boi as much as me. The art never ends.
>>3332742he's a fucking goddess
It's not gay if he looks like a boy.
reminder this will never be your hand
>>3331824>nipples edited infucking gold god bless
>he will never be my wifethis is the worst pain a man can endure
>>3333033My hand would be decidedly lower I think.
I kinda lost interest in this show around episode 15. Is it worth sticking it out for the rest of it?
>>3334559No need. Just play one of the video games he's in instead.
>>3334562Ah i c thnx m8
>>3334925Why is Caesar so fat in this game?
>>3331915>>3331870why must we argue? why cant we just post cute boys in peace?
>>3335161I agree. If anyone wants to be cute, cuteness is the endgame, no matter how you reached it.
>>3335205No, the endgame is getting old and dying alone.
>>3335423Actually the endgame is going into an alternate timeline and collecting all the stones from that reality so you can bring everyone back to life and defeat Thanos.
>>3335448I can't believe Ironman is dead.
>>3335390Whoa, breasts! That's something I don't see often around /cm/.
>>3335907Unless you see your reflection on the computer monitor
>>3335912No one uses CRT monitors anymore, grandma.
>>3335939Don't gamers still use them because of the optimal refresh rate?
>>3335957only for retro gamesNew games are optimized for HD screens
>>3330991Best thing about fgo is that you can make a team of purely waifus and still succeed in all content you just need to get use to the grind and know what your doing, astolfo was my first 4* that wasnt the guaranteed 4* and I've had him on my team ever since, I've pulled much better servants that could easily replace him but I choose to use him because he's my favorite and I have no problems running events and stuff.
a 10/10 waifu and he isn't even a girl>>3336427>I've pulled much better servants that could easily replace him but I choose to use him because he's my favoritebased
does anyone have this artwork of Astolfo wearing his Trifas costume?
>>3337727Dang, give me this as an Astolfo costume.
>>3337727Oh my gosh, that's a good one
>>3337727New desktop background right there
That's one of you in the /v/ thread, isn't it? I can tell.
Idk why his balls exploding into spaghetti is still hilarious
>>3338916I want someone to kick on my castrate balls.
>>3339049I want Mordred specifically to kick me, but she has to do it barefoot and I have to have my pants off.
>>3339050That makes it extra potent
>>3339049Harder than it looksDozens of buster attacks from servants later and unimaginable agony later and they’ve only managed to castrate one of his balls
i wonder why d'Eon isn't as popular as Astolfo
>>3339106He doesn’t have a fate showI like his personality and chivalry better. But I keep him on boy mode.
>>3339161I actually think Grand Order is significantly more popular than Apocrypha and Chevalier d'Eon both appears pretty early in the story and is potentially one of the characters you can get in the first free draw so while anime does often increase the popularity of some characters I think people just find Astolfo more appealing.
>>3339364He was my tutorial summon actually. Some people don’t like him because he lacks offensive power but his ability to soak up attacks and dodge was really useful earlier in the game.
>"be my boyfriend / girlfriend anon"what do?
>>3339604suck him off until i pass out
>>3339604make his balls spaghetti for the lulz
>>3339604i'd ravage his ass right there and after i put my love nectar inside him making him mpregnant, i'd cuddle, kiss his neck and say yes
>>3340141this to be honest. im sure if i cum inside him enough times he'll get pregnant.
>>3340140>>3338916>Ball busting Astolfostop ruining a good thread Anon
>>3340410On one hand I enjoy seeing Astolfo's balls in any context, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure posting images with women in them is against the rules of this board so I'm not sure why they're here.
>>3330728>That feel when you'll never hold his soft hands>TFW you'll never burn your food and go out for dinner with him because you are clumsy>TFW You'll never take him to dinner and laugh at mundane things>TFW you'll never fall dose off on his legs when you drive home>TFW you'll never fall asleep on the couch and carried to bed by him>TFW you'll never get tucked in by him>TFW you'll never get kissed on your forhead by him>TFW you'll never get ass raped by his 9 inch girthy cock and used as a cum dumpster>TFW you'll never cuddle with him after a long day of being worked by him>TFW you'll never hold his hand as you watch the sunset>TFW you'll never look at him and think your life couldn't get better
>>3340442Boy, that escalated quickly.
>>3340442can't you stop making me cry
>>3340431>I'm pretty sure posting images with women in them is against the rules of this boardi don't see the problem as long as the boy character (in this case Astolfo) is the primary or central subject of the imageit's time to replace the fuj*shit mods with straight male mods, we are more reasonable and we don't seethe because a few pixels of the image has the figure of a female in it
>>3340462Straight guys use /cm/?t. Male faggot
>>3340466Just that single poster, I think.
>>3340466i post on Astolfo threads, Ruka threads and sometimes on Dragon Ball threads (but people there seem more interested in shipping pictures)i did post on the Kingdom Hearts thread today though
>>3340478Now I'm genuinely curious, what men from Kingdom Hearts is a straight male attracted to?
>>3340442I want all these things but in reverse
>>3340479i'm attracted to all of them, they're all hot bishonens with a great /fa/-tier fashion sense
>>3340431I seriously tried to find stuff where its guys who bully him but I couldn't. And I would like it better that way since that's more in line with my usual taste.
>>3334558yeah, I'd love to tickle his cute belly button!
Here's a nice one I've never seen anybody post.
>>3340871I really like this one. He's so cute!!!
>>3341970>I really like this one. He's so cute!!!That's how I feel about every picture of him really.
>>3331999>>3332000>>3332002>>3332003imagine masturbating to poorly drawn fetish porn of an anime crossdresser
>>3343340Also, it's a myth that the suicide rate is still extremely high for trans people who have transitioned. You should know that this is from a purposely misrepresented study and spread by an anti LGBT hate group. Unfortunately these lies were picked up and spread by the media.The infamous 40% statistic is specifically referring to lifetime risk, without regards to whether the patient attempted suicide before or after transition.When looking at studies that do distinguish between suicide attempts before vs. after transition, we see that nearly all of these attempts happen before. After transition, the rate of suicide attempts drops to around the national average. This is very literally life saving medical treatment.Transition vastly reduces suicide risk. The farther along in transition a trans person is, the lower the suicide risk becomes. After transition, and when spared discrimination and abuse, the rate of suicide attempts among trans people people are about the same as the national average. The ability to transition, along with family and social acceptance, are the largest factors reducing suicide risk among trans people. There are a lot of studies showing that transition improves mental health and quality of life while reducing dysphoria.
>>3340484>i'm attracted to all of them, they're all hot bishonensanon i have some news...
>>3343356fuck off to >>>/lgbt/t. technically tranny
>>3343365i was joking bud, i saw this picture >>3340197 by chance and since i was here on /cm/ i thought it would be nice to post there
>Taking a master in fashion.>Shitposted on a 9 page essay with the topic of 15th century men's fashion based off a portrait of a chevalier.>"Astolpho is someone all men subconsciously aspire to be.">Mentioned how Astolfo is a man among men and an archetypal knight that future soldiers would desire to emulate.> Discussed the epic of Gilgamesh, King Arthur, and the 12 peers, as well as modern military, to try and explain how male ideals and beauty standards have had a constant theme thoughout millennia.>It was surreal as fuck reading about Astolfo meeting with saints and prophets and being tasked by God to fight the Saracens when your mental image of the character looks like picrel.
>>3343740I remember when I first read the Epic of Gilgamesh most Fate stuff didn't exist but the original did so it was fun imagining Fate Gilgamesh for the stuff that happened in those stories.
>>3343356>Says that the 40% is a myth>Says the "transitioning reduces suicide" mythUhhhh...
>>3343858FUCK OFF TO /LGBT/, THIS IS /CM/ FAGGOTS. POST /CM/.
Someone just ban these threads alreadyCrossdresses ruin everything
>>3343866Fuck off out /cm/ then.
>>3343870Nah, been here longer than the trap wave, straightfags can eat my ass.
>>3343894Astolfo threads would be fine if you had to sign a contract admitting you're gay in order to post in them.
>>3344761That does not seem like enough blanket for two people Astolfo.
>>3344896how many of you would smell it?
>>3344928I would treasure it forever
That's it. THAT'S FUCKING IT. I just put another $200 into FGO. I will do this every time you people mock me for playing gacha games. DO NOT TEST ME. I WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY FUND THIS GAME'S SUCCESS AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.
>>3345125it's okay only if you spend money on the inevitable Saber Astolfo rate up
>>3345427I just looked into that and there's not even a Saber Astolfo in the JP version yet, the most I can find is something from over a year ago saying it was datamined. Do they really plan Servants that far ahead? Either way I'm on NA so even if that happened today it would still be two years before I could get it, so whatever. On the bright side I can still get all those free Elizabeths from events. LIZ LOVE! And Paul TODAY.
>>3345480I really, really like this image.
>>3345125you probably have an addiction
>>3347356Yeah I'm addicted.Addicted to Astolfo's COCK.
>>3347482Astolfo's cock is VERY SMALL and FEMININE
>>3347494Wrong, Astolfo has the biggest cock I've ever seen, pic related.
>>3347534like i said, VERY SMALL, it's obviously a female cockpic related is Astolfo riding on top of mine
>>3347977Ah, I wish Astolfo would stand on my cock.
>>3347977Imagine liking a male and still not treating them as one because it makes you feel insecure.
>>3348094>character looks mostly like a girl, sounds like a girl, has the mannerisms of a girl and dresses like a girl>anon calls me insecure because my brain instinctively sees the character in a quasi-female way
>>3348178>character looks mostly like a girl, sounds like a girl, has the mannerisms of a girl and dresses like a girlWhy are Astolfo threads allowed in /cm/ again?Get the fuck out of my board.
>>3348216he is still a boy.
>>3348216>a male shouldn't be allowed in a male character board because he's femininefuck off and go fap to your barashit
>>3348219He may be a boy but at what point do you just call it a Futa Fetish?
>>3348223Oh I have that too. I fucking love dicks. Not gay though.
>>3348223At the point in which you just think of the trap indistinguishably from a female character.
>>3348219>There's only traps and baraI can't believe trapfags are on the same level of black/white thinking as fujos
>>3348216Astolfo belongs to both /cm/ and to straight men.
/cm/ hates lgbt, something new
>>3348319This is not true, most of us are gay. It's just a few trolls or gays in denial.
>>3348322To be honest i thoght what this board is filled with fujoshies
>>3348324>>3348325Oh, I'm sure it is, but when I said us I meant "us men."
>>3348327its like /u/ is all men, /cm/ 50/50
>>3348319>Straight fetishfags use the gay armor to deflect responsibility for shit threadsNothing new.
>tfw straight>tfw i post images like this one >>3334550 and think this one >>3337727 was me as well, but i'm not 100% sure>all to make the thread more balanced, because Astolfo often looks even more feminine / hotter in fanart>get called a fetishist (in the fujoshi board of all places) and insecure
>>3348415>closetkunjust because i find a 2D drawing of a character cute (your picture from the manga not related)? is this gay proselytism?>>3348762>he recognizes the filename
>>3348770I learn about my enemies so I can better defeat them, just as I did right now.
>>3348771>I learn about my enemiesi just grabbed a random "smug Astolfo" picture on googlevictory and Astolfo are both mine
>>3348770posting lewd pictures of male characters is a gay activity whether you like it or not.
>>3348805I think he's been arguing about this for three threads in a row now, I really doubt any logic will get through to him. The only benefit is publicly embarrassing him.
I think this is my favorite picture of him. The sweat, expression, position, everything is perfect.
In the Paul Bunyan event, there was a line that said something along the lines of, everything that isn't a 5 star is worthless, with the one exception being my cutie Astolfo. I thought that was really amusing, even if it's annoying that they know exactly how the players think and yet have not given us a NP skip button. Like what is the logic behind NPs not being skippable, I don't understand.