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I absolutely love this artist
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that's it from me
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>>3298955
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>>3298971
>ruining Astolfo's peak aesthetics

disgusting
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>>3300055
boyish Astolfo a best
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>>3300055
>not realizing that's peak androgynous aesthetics that refrains from leaning to either gender
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>>3298953
i'm 100% straight, but i'd fuck the shit out of Astolfo

you may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like
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>>3300857
Me nigga
>>3301077
You tell yourself that buddy
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>>3301088
>You tell yourself that buddy
attraction to Astolfo can't be categorized by labels such as straight or gay, it's just natural
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>>3301147
The lip-fang is way more prevalent than it probably should have been
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i want to smell Astolfo's farts
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>>3301709
Hearing the steady thump of his heartbeat...
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>>3301220
how do they smell?
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>>3298950
Would you serve Astolfo once he inherits the English crown?
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>>3302943
What's this all about?
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do you want to

>breed Astolfo
>be Astolfo
>both
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>>3302966
He is the son of the English king in his origin story.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE ASTOLFO IS DEAD!
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>>3303004
Did not expect that to be the context of the lower right panel.
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Anyone know if this works?
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>>3303053
ASMR porn is a thing. All it takes is a bit of imagination.
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>>3302993
Breed astolfo
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>>3302993
>breed
i want to make him the mother of my babies
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>>3302943
YES YES YES!
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>>3302993
Both. At the same time.
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>"Start licking, Master."

Would you?
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>>3305320
Smack the foot away and start licking his CUTE DICK
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Starting to see why the last thread got pruned.
you guys are way too thirsty, this is a blue board. And not a fast one like /v/ or /a/, where the thread will be gone in a couple hours tops and shit'll be forgotten
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>>3305363
The last thread got deleted for a completely unrelated reason. Apparently the OP broke some rules on another board and they deleted all his posts, which included the last thread even though it wasn't breaking any rules. He complained about this on another board and specifically mentioned /cm/ so that's why I heard about it.
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>>3305363
>average /cm/ thread
lots of boring "cute" shit, 90% of the posters are fujoshits
>average Astolfo thread
hot stuff, 90% of the posters are straight MEN
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>>3305389
There's nothing wrong with loving Astolfo, but you're either in massive denial or you're one of those guys who thinks he's a comedic genius while everyone else is just grimacing at his attempts at humor.
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>>3305399
>massive denial
there's no denial here fujoshi

i'm comfortable with my sexuality, i'm a straight guy who likes girls and Astolfo
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>>3305404
And so you confirm it is in fact denial. A shame.
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>>3305408
>i'm in denial because i like a 2D drawing of a female whose the creator decided to call a male

imagine being this small-minded
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>>3305414
Shut the fuck up
You're twisting the definitions to twist reality because you can't come in terms with it
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>>3305416
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>>3305418
>me
i'm straight bro, but i find this 2D cartoon attractive because i like his personality and mannerisms and he meets my requirements of what constitutes an attractive female, even if he was conceived as a male character. i'd still like him if he were a female with a 100% identical design

>you
you gay bro, because i want you to be gay bro. that character has a dick that you never see in official art, you very gay bro, stop twisting reality bro.
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both of you be quiet and post more images of this cutie pie
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>>3305428
here's a boyish Astolfo from the manga, i'm not attracted to him there, but i know many people here will enjoy it

besides, unlike some people, i don't want to force anyone to be straight like me
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Important message from /y/ about traps and shit with dicks in general
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>>3305430
>>3305421
Then why the fuck do you keep posting about it? You're being an attention whore, like all "straight" people, and this is why no one can stand you.
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Where would take Astolfo for brunch? I'd take him down the road to this really cute cafe.
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Help...
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Heart eyes <3
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>>3306442
More like Valentine Hunk
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>>3300315
it's pretty unambiguously male but I like it more that way
>>3298971
DUNGEON MASTER
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imagine
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>>3305386
which game is that?
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>>3307901
I'm going to say it's probably the same game as >>3307518 and that you should look at the second image's filename for a subtle hint as to its title.
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I want Astolfo to tease me with those gloves and that China dress!
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>>3308495
Oog.

OOG
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>>3308496
Oog?
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>>3309207
don't save thumbnails you drongo
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>>3307901
same game as >>3307518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWR4ldVWqeU
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>>3309207
>>3309209
This artist needs to make more pics of Astolfo in that leotard
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>>3309213
I can't believe Astolfo is actually playable in a video game now. We finally made it, Astolbros...
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>>3309215
he's been in FGO for 3 years, anon
though I guess I can't blame you for not counting gacha/phoneshit as a real game
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>>3309219
I mean, even if I did, I wouldn't really consider that sort of turn-based RPG gameplay to be a "playable Astolfo." Extella Link is an action game where you have direct control of Astolfo, and as far as I'm aware that's the first time that's happened.
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>>3309210
>tfw no gloomy nihilistic astolfo alter who hates to smile
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>>3305430
Why is Manstolfo so cute?
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>>3305420
this translation is slightly less awkward
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>>3305420
>>3309303
Both of those are rather stilted. Let's come up with something better and I'll fix the image.
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Remember to like, comment, and subscribe to Astolfo.
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>>3305420
>>3305430
>>3309230
So I don’t really like this character but stuff where artists draw him boyish/visibly male is an exception

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10292746&tag=アストルフォ
Is nice cause she does that and draws lots of astolfo abuse which is perfect since he’s very punchable
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I wanna kiss Astolfo's tummy!!!
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>>3310816
As a cis male with dead balls (read: liquid Skittles you use with a hollow needle) I found the idea of getting your balls kicked sexy.
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>>3310816
While I derive a weird enjoyment from those images I don't see how anyone can actually find Astolfo punchable. He's so nice.
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>>3310836
He should have gotten summoned for Fate Zero, that way they would have made him cry for sure
>>3310824
Dead?
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>>3310839
read the part with the (read) thing


Don't get it? It's HRT shots.
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>>3310842
I'm more confused now because why would you need HRT if you're cis?
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>>3310844
Because not being cute is a sin.
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>>3310850
Well I'm more confused now but I have heard that HRT makes guys smell good so more power to you.
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>>3310842
Repeated trauma to balls will make them rupture. Would be cheaper. And it also would explain why Astolfo’s voice sounds like a mouse.

Also post more boyish art
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So cute
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>>3310836
Oh that's cool, the blue checkmark is going to stay around for a long time because threads on this board last a million years.

You guys have taken advantage of the joke in here while you could.
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>>3311079
I really adore how much Astolfo that artist does
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>>3311080
Not enough astolfo abuse
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>>3311122
No!
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Who has the squeakier voice: a mouse or Japanese va astolfo?
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Everyone please stop fighting!!!
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>>3311336
that artist draws nipples WAY too big
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>>3301220
>swimsuit
>pool
>...socks

why?
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>>3311428
Why is this artist's entire body of work just pictures of characters in this kind of outfit, many doing this exact pose? Is this some sort of obscure fetish?
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>>3301220
out of all the things i'd do to dat ass, that's not one of them...
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>>3311987
Wait, what's up with combining that quote with that image? Are you trying to mobilize trap lovers?
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>>3298967
Why does he have a boner?
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>>3298967
we all know Astolfo only dates straight guys and as such he never gets an opportunity to use his dick, but how well endowed is he?

legend Astolfo was a womanizer iirc
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>>3312002
Priapus tier, no doubt.

Side note, why isn't Priapus in Fate yet?
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>>3311989
lol it’s just a joke, senpai. Regardless, consider how many of us have to keep quiet about our love of traps. How many of us are have to pretend we’re straight when out in the real world? Why is this the way things are?Society tells us to be real men.The real man slaves away at some physically demanding job. The real man supports a wife and their kids. The man makes steep payments on loans for a home, education, and shiny new cars. He’s trapped not by femboys, but by debt. He wears understated clothes and doesn't try to make himself attractive - he's straight after all. He must be lustful and, in his youth, rack up a "high score," but when he gets married he represses his unbridled licentiousness (especially if it’s for guys). The real man is a node in a dynastic tree. The family lives through the male line. The real man is stoic. The real man is confident, without anxiety or sadness, and has no vulnerabilities. The real man, the man who could never love traps, is productive, and where does his productivity go? He gets his straight-guy identity, and the board of directors gets his money. Who benefits from femboy-phobia? Not those who have to work for a living.
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>>3312003
>Priapus
if he ever makes it to Fate i hope they turn him into a woman with massive banana tits drawn by Raita

would maintain a similar fertility motif and look equally humongous
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this cute pie was literally made to be bred daily
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>>3312032
Can I get some whipped cream on my cute pie?
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Astolfo would look cool with an eyepatch and black hair.
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>>3298951
>>3298953
>>3300055
tfw u will NEVER ravage astolfos bussy
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I was thinking I'd probably give FGO a try soon. I already play gacha games (without paying) so don't worry, I'm used to that kind of stuff, but I've heard this one is particularly greedy. So I was wondering if anyone who plays it can tell me just how greedy it is. Does it at least give you some free characters every event, even if they're not like, top rarity characters? The other gacha games I play do that and it keeps me from feeling too deprived because I'm always adding to my collection.
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>>3312708
If you want to get a 5* rate up SSR you have a .5% chance of getting it in any given roll. It is by far the least forgiving gacha game out there, no pity rates like FE:H or Granblue(?)

And getting a 4* SR character is 4%, I think, equivalent to some mobage's rates.

And yes, there are serviceably good welfare servants you get with pretty much every event.
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I want to nuzzle into kimono Astolfo's lap!
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How can non-stolfo's even compete?
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>>3312002
He’s impotent because he suffered too many critical hits.
>>3312708
>>3312717
I rolled him without especially wanting him or trying. Wanted bedivier, kiritsugu and others more.
And they give you santa clause for free... in the same event that started the meme about kicking astolfo cause Santa in game threatens to crush his family jewels.
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I think I liked the book version of him better than the anime/fgo adaptation. Book was an effeminate knight who saved and cherished a lab mouse.
Anime/fgo/fan depictions are squeaky voiced mowblob girl
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>>3313681
I don't mind mannish Astolfo, but with all depiction of mannish Astolfo, he's always drawn too muscularly.
>>3313514
This is fucking hot (having them kicked, not crushed because that's an ER visitI can't afford) for someone who has balls but suppressed them not to produce semen anymore.
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>>3313681
the artist just uploaded one of them without the text, maybe the rest will follow
>>3313705
I personally love it, he's drawn far too girly a lot of the time in my opinion
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>>3313713
That's just my own opinion, but a change is a breather
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>>3313713
>I personally love it, he's drawn far too girly a lot of the time in my opinion
This desu senpai.
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>>3313514
god i want astolfo to kick my nuts
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>>3313514
Thanks for the information. I gave it a try and while the gacha rates seem like a pain in the ass the story has been pretty enjoyable so far and doesn't seem like it will be too much of a struggle to progress through. I feel like the hate for gacha games is a bit exaggerated, they're fun if you play them for the story and don't obsess over drawing some character that you have a pitifully low chance of getting. And it's rare that the energy systems are ever all that stifling.

Of course, I was also lucky enough to get Elizabeth Bathory in the draw they give you at the start which is kind of like getting Astolfo when you think about it, so I'm satisfied for a while.

A possible concern is that I learned that the aforementioned "welfare servants" from events also have to be ascended during the event in order to have any value, which is different from the other games I've played and sounds like it could be tedious, but since you can apparently only use two Servants at a time it's probably not that necessary to "collect 'em all." I doubt I'll be ready to participate in the upcoming event anyway since it seems you have to complete the whole story first and while I have two weeks that would be a record for me. I'll just go at my own pace and see how it turns out.
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>>3313717
This pic has always been peak astolfo aesthetic imo

Also reminder that Astolfo is canonically a top, "the one who attacks!"

I'm sure he'd switch it up situationally though.
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>>3314116
Thank god for all the josou seme Astolfo porn. It's top tier.
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>>3314033
At its best it feels like a spiritual successor to shin Megami tensei. Story quality improves dramatically from Camelot onwards.
They usually have banner summons where you can pull out featured servants. I ended up with astolfo while pulling one of the male only banners. Once you get one or two maxed servants it’s much easier to complete events. Also make friends with people who have Merlin or Cu alter. They can pull you past an event.
I think Agartha is coming soon and Astolfo should probably have a banner summon there so maybe save up your crystals if you actually want him.
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>>3314033
Also an Kara no kyoukai event is coming up fairly soon. It should be complete able if you manage to level your servants beforehand. It’s also a chance to get Shiki who’s a strong welfare servant and ironically makes a better boy than astolfo
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>>3314116
>Also reminder that Astolfo is canonically a top

that was old Astolfo, the one who fucked girls. ever since he realized straight males are into him, he turned into a strict bottom for them
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>>3314422
WRONG.

Astolfo exists to feminize all men. He draws them in with the boypussy and promises of it not being gay, and then ravages them with his mighty lance.
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>>3298950
I sexually Identify as Astolfo. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Chaldea on my hippogriff dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners and sucking guys' dicks and calling them gay. People say to me that a person being Astolfo is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm dying my hair pink and having a plastic surgeon shrink my body down to 5'4" and give me an asymmetrical moe fang that looks like an extension of my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Dickboy" and respect my right to have cute thighs and suck your dick and call you gay. If you can't accept me you're an Astolfophobe and need to check your trap privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>3314548
*"Girlyboy"
*otokonoko
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>>3314548
be my gf (male)
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Much better and more elegant version of astolfo https://pandorahearts.fandom.com/wiki/Astolfo_Granatum
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Wonder if an actual fate Astolfo alter would have a better personality
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>>3314615
Normal Astolfo's personality is fine though. He's one of the few genuinely altruistic Servants, and is just looking to have a good time with people he likes.

An Astolfo Alter would be more frigid and less inclined to being friendly. He'd probably be manlier, which is a plus or minus depending on who you are.
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>>3314615
Why do you keep coming into this thread if you hate Astolfo so much. Like now you're at the point where you're wasting posts and images on someone who isn't Astolfo. How hard is it to just ignore this thread and go in the thread for whatever character you like.
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>>3314716
It’s another franchise’s male paladin astolfo who looks similar and thanks to using the same source has enough in common that he might as well be an alter
Also I don’t hate him at all (asides from maybe the voice they picked) I just think his getting bullied is fun
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>>3313713
Stupid sexy Astolfo
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>>3314862
I don't care if it's something I agree with, you need to stop associating Astolfo with political propaganda.
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Astolfo is the perfect swimsuit model. Change my mind.
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>>3315030
Why do they always make a point of showing characters pulling their swimsuit out of their ass like this? I see it in anime all the time. Do people find it to be some sort of fanservice? "Oh yeah that part was just inside that character's butt, that's hot."
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>>3315033
Lets you temporarily show even more skin in the butt area I guess.
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>>3314606
How is a psychotic killer that rejects his femininity in any way better or more elegant than Type-Moon's Astolfo?

Furthermore just like every other run of the mill "I'm a guy can't you see!" trap, yours can't seem to fathom that maybe if he hates being mistaken for a woman so much he should stop dressing so feminine, cut his hair, pluck his eyelashes, and maybe work on his mannerisms a little. Christ it's not that hard.
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>>3315030
>Astolfo
>that body
>swimsuit
>pulling the swimsuit out of the ass
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>>3315458
>psychotic killer that rejects his femininity
Sounds perfect for an alter
Especially when you note the poor reasoning abilities, spitefulness, and closest case status
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>>3315836
That's true I suppose, what do you mean by "closest case status" though?
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>>3315863
Effeminate/gay by nature but angry and in denial
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>traps who accept they're pretty much girls with dicks and embrace their feminine side
fine
>traps who look feminine, dislike being mistaken for a girl and try their best to be seen as masculine
fine
>traps who look feminine, act feminine, dress feminine, but hate getting mistaken for a girl
shit


nigga, just cut your hair and stop dressing like a woman
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>>3316048
>nigga, just cut your hair and stop dressing like a woman
They can't, they are cursed to be fabulous even with short hair.
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>>3316077
go bald then
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>>3316048
Last two of three are the only good ones desu
Hope they do that with an alter astolfo. And also have him be on terrible terms with jalter
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>>3316099
Astolfo alter is a kuudere doomer
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>>3316099
SHUT, UP
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>>3316859
You know what would be cool to wear is a double ended collar so it's just both of you attached to each other by a chain, perhaps a shorter length of chain so you have no choice but to feel his warm breath against your face.
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>>3316048
the last one is the best obviously as some guys just want to look girly and still want to be called male because ist hella lot of fun to confuse People with your loooks(I know from firsthand experience how funny it can go)
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>>3317100
That makes me think of Griffith, especially in the golden age films. People who just saw the poster mistook for a GOT style thing with Guts as lead and Griffith as the female love interest
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>>3298955
hot asf
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>>3317137
When you think about it, Griffith still is Guts' love interest, though.
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>>3317417
Yeah but people used to stuff like got thought he was going to be the female lead
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>You will never get to spend eternity cuddling with Astolfo
Astolfo and Felix Argyle are two of the cutest fucking traps imho. If ever I got the chance, I'd be their bottom in a heartbeat. We'd just cuddle and fug and all three of us would be happy.
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>>3298950
i want to hug him and kiss him

im a guy
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astolfo and ruka are the best ones. i want to move to iran, convert to islam and take both of them as my wives

hideyoshi is cute too, but too boyish
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>>3318160
Or you could just become a Mormon which is basically the same thing. Plenty of fucked up polygamist religions out there.
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>>3318143
Their girly voices are so fucking obnoxious sounding though IMO. Astolfo/Felix with slightly boyish voices would be god tier.
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>>3318377
I have got just the character for you: Chihiro Fujisaki.
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>>3318439
Why are there so many pictures of Astolfo holding an uninflated balloon?
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>>3316099
I hard disagree friend, the first one is the best one in my book.
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>>3318932
>>3316099
Although I am interested to see what they do with Astolfo Alter, if they ever do it. I hope they do. Sadist Astolfo that dresses goth sounds really hot.
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>>3318934
How often do they make new Alter characters? Is it even a realistic possibility that Astolfo would get one or is this all just wishful thinking?
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>>3302993
I want to look like Astolfo and have Astolfo fuck me while I fuck another Astolfo
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>>3318940
once or twice a year for FGO originals
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>>3319749
Who has there been so far? And doesn't that make him less likely since he's from Apocrypha?
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>>3319746
Then boy do I have the doujin for you. https://exhentai.org/g/1347856/6fbcdbdfc5
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>>3320027
Can I get the title so I can look it up on nhentai? I refuse to sign up for a porn website.
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>>3319857
>artoria alter (fate/stay night)
>okita alter (FGO original, first appeared in KOHA-ACE)
>emiya alter (FGO original, first appeared in F/SN)
>jeanne alter (FGO original, first appeared in Apocrypha)
>atalanta alter (FGO original, first appeared in Apocrypha)
>cu alter (FGO original, first appeared in F/SN)
>MHXA (FGO original, first appeared in FGO)
>artoria alter lancer (FGO original, lancer artoria appeared first in FGO, and the alter appeared even before her)
>jeanne alter santa lily (FGO, FGO)
>galahad alter (Requiem original, first appeared in Garden of Avalon)
>alcides (kind of an alter? Strange Fake original, first appeared in F/SN)

seeing as two of them are apocrypha servants, astolfo alter isn't exactly out of the picture.
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>>3320027
I've read it and it's fantastic
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>>3320097
It's called Astolfo x Astolfo
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>>3320097
For my fellow nhentai purveyor
https://nhentai.net/g/245592/
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>>3311552
Fundoshi fetish.
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don't you die on me
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>>3322797
my dick
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>>3322815
Where is his dick though. How can anyone be flaccid while wearing an outfit like that?
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>>3305414
A feminine/androgynous-looking male is still different from a female, 2D or 3D be damned
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>>3312006
rly maeks u think
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>>3322935
Ahhhhh, god I wish that was me!
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>>3322935
Can you actually get such a big Astolfo toy?
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>>3323174
There is. It's the Fate/Extella plush. I think it's from the Nesoberi line.
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>>3302993
I want Astolfo to breed me
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The real question is, does Astolfo have trigger discipline?
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>>3323205
Buyfag here, it's not as cute as in the pic but it's still the best purchase I've made in my life, next to the sega statue.
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>>3324103
I already have the Potekoro. Now the Nesoberi isn't as rare as the Potekoro, I might buy it if I got some cash.
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>>3324103
Wow that Sega one looks pretty good for only being $30 instead of the usual $100+ you have to pay for figures and then they still don't look that great. Maybe it's because they let you pose them and stuff but I always thought the joints looked stupid and ruined the aesthetic. Plus you're going to be leaving it sitting in one place most of the time anyway, not like you're going to pick it up and play with it like children do. There's really not a large benefit to poseability.
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>>3303004
Does anyone know the source for this? I tried reverse image searching but couldn't find anything
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Do we accept amateur pixel art here?
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>>3325420
I mean in theory nothing's wrong with pixel art and it's still art but that is one weird looking picture. He has "Mom says it's my turn on the Xbox" proportions.
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>>3325420
Astolfo... easy on the semen...
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>>3325420
astolfat
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>>3325497
asTHICCfo
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>>3325420
the face looks really good

i don't dig the palette choice, but the shading is fine too
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Has anyone else realized that Astolfo kind of looks like Neptune?
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i understand that girls and gay / bi dudes like him (who doesn't?), but only a straight man has what it takes to handle this
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>>3326269
If that's meant to imply he is hung like a horse then that image surely does not indicate it.
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>>3326280
he's pure and ashamed of such short dress

his penis is small and female-like
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>>3326289
Ah yes, the famous female-like penises are my favorite. Because when I think of a woman, the first thing I think about is her penis.
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>>3326269
Will you just fuck off and stop with this straight/gay shit? It's so fucking tiresome.
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>>3326312
It's all so tiresome.
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>>3326269
I think you might be equating straight with macho.
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>>3326317
True, true. The best ones, generally.
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>>3326318
Based
>>3326312
Very true, love who you love, shag who you shag
No need for labels or arguments
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>>3326317
In your hentai books, maybe
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>>3326289
>his penis is small and female-like
Astolfo is hung, and canonically a top who dicks down other traps.
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>>3326292
>he doesn't know about the feminine penis discovery

a couple of species of insects have females with penises, since insects are very small, their penises are also small. a human feminine penis is small like an insect

>>3326312
a post only a fujoshi could make

wanting to shag Astolfo while being a straight male is the biggest fuck you to sexual norms and stereotypes

>>3326317
correct

>>3326346
>Astolfo is hung
incorrect, Astolfo's penis and balls are canonically very small and girl-like
>and canonically a top who dicks down other traps.
also incorrect, he's only a top with girls, traps and gays, but he prefers straight men and he's always a bottom with them
>>3326315
not really, you can be a macho and still power bottom for Astolfo

a straight man will just treat him like a girl in bed which means being 100% the top
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>>3326389
Good lord. Shut. The hell. Up.
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>>3326389
is this really what you wish to spend your time doing
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>>3326488
worshipping Astolfo? yes, forever

he's the dream of every straight male
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>>3326520
Shut up
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>>3326525
>Shut up

Ask Astolfo
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>>3323174
>>3323205
>>3324103
The Astolfo Nesoberi and the Sega prize figure are the best Astolfo merch you can buy. Reasonably priced compared to some of his other figures, too. It's nice to have an Astolfo figure without the :D face.
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>>3326601
>one of the only good Astolfo products
>has a normal fang instead of a flesh fang
Hm.
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>>3326612
Very true, flesy fang is iconic.

I do agree though, feminine penises exist as such
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>>3326622
Uh, what?
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>>3326624
8==B
Smol feminine penis
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>>3326811
I didn't know Astolfo's hood had rabbit ears until now. He never wears it up and artists always hide that part.
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>>3326622
It is known hormones kinda botch the dick a whole lot.
It loses its mass and the ability to get hard (but not the sensitivity) and the semen loses viscosity so the person generally ends sterile within a few months of constant treatment. By the end it doesn't even functions the same way a regular dick would, it kinda just occupies space in the crotch and pisses.
So yeah, girl dick is pretty much a thing if you think about it. It's completely a byproduct of drugs and such but it's real.
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>>3327068
Person on actually potent HRT here.

At a point if your HRT is potent enough (not being a pillhon or a spirohon, for example), your penis stops ejaculating.
You can get function back by not taking it, but I suppose being on HRT too long will make it irreversible, though it's as good as a hearsay.
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>>3327077
Interesting. So even if someone puts their mouth all over your dick and starts sucking, nothing happens?
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>>3327078
I still can get hard, partly because I jack off to traps and straights every now and then. It takes longer and it's not and hard as it used to be. Also, no involuntary erection.
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>>3327078
I mean you can still feel shit and orgasm but that's it.
Generally the people who are that deep into hrt have set up their minds already and don't like getting their dicks acknowledge at all tho, so bad idea.
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>>3327081
>Generally

Anon, there's an counterexample right here.

But yep, most people are so anal about their bottom/genital dysphoria so thankfully I didn't got one.
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keep this kind of talk in your containment board faggots
Astolfo is a cute cis guy who likes to crossdress nothing more.
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>>3327138
Calm down salty anon, we are just discussing if feminine penis is a myth or a fact (or is plausible). We have no intentions to derail the thread.
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>>3327159
It's already completely off the tracks idiot.
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>>3327165
At least it's not a salty boi like you.
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I think the best part about Astolfo is seeing a picture where he's got his bare nipples hanging out and realizing that the image is safe for work because he's a man and shirtless men are okay.
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>>3327180
intredasting
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>>3327180
man i'd love to suck on those.
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>>3327257
>ahoge
no thanks
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I can never have him :(
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>>3327391
but statistically you can probably find a boy/girl that satisfies you in nice frilly costumes
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>>3327393
>statistically
Where on earth could you have possibly seen statistics that support this?
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>>3327393
But that's not him.
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For me, it's Astolfo.
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>>3327138
Fun fact there are cis boys who take hrt and do mtf stuff who will angrily initiate they are in no way trans
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>>3328390
me_irl



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