drink lists are a complete foreign language, how do i learn this crap without getting piss drunk? i want to impress a girl. also im not interested in cocktails at all
>>12909798>i want to impress a girl.That's a terrible reason to learn anything. Learn it because it's intrinsically valuable to you or useful in general. Learning something just to impress a girl who's probably not gonna be that interested in you anyways is dumb.
>>12909798just order beer or an old fashioned
>>12909798>i want to impress a girlCringe
>>12909798To understand cocktail culture, you need to drink a lot of cocktails. If you're not already, nor interested in becoming, an alcoholic, than the nuance may remain an enigma.
>>12909885Tf is wrong with you? Just speaking plain English
>>12909888how hard can it be
If you're not interested in cocktails, why on earth would you need to know anything about different types of alcohols beyond beer, wine and whiskey?