are there like 1% alcohol beers that taste flavorful as a typical IPA?I want to drink good beer but not get too drunk
>>12902722This is gayer than cum in your butts hole.
1 or 2 beers dont get you drunk weeb faggot
>>12902722are you transgender or something?
>>12902730by the time i finish a single bottle of IPA (which is like 6 to 7 percent alcohol) I get a hangover the next day and
>>12902722>is there anything that tastes like shit and won’t get me drunk?you could drink diarrhea
>>12902722Then get a glass of water and drink that alongside your beers.This is how adults drink.
>>12902722Consider eating some marijuana edibles. I think some tropical flavored gummi bears would be right up your aisle.
>>12902722No, just sip your beer for about an hour and have some water after.
>>12902749You're already dehydrated as fuk if one beer gives you a hangover. Or if you are not dehydrated, consider that you might have an alcohol intolerance or be straight up allergic.
>>12902722Don't drink beer.
>>12902749You are probably chronically dehydrated because all you drink is cum
Just get non-alcoholic beer
>>12902722Get a tolerance or become a big boy. My family's men are all broad shouldered and stocky so I have a good baseline meaning it takes more than the average Booze to fuck me up. I only get drunk when I'm drinking a lot of strong shit (like when I am sampling my new drinks and pour too much of all three types so just take them as a drink) or actively trying to get fucked up. Never been black out drunk, though I have stumbled into walls and nearly fallen on my ass beforeAlso drink water and eat while drinking. that's a secret, it lessens the effect. I can polish off two bottles of wine for breakfast if I make a hearty meal and keep a pitcher of water by my side. Wouldn't be fun, and I'd probably feel like I was dying when I stumbled into bed to sleep the rest of the day off, but I'd remember what happened instead of waking up somewhere with a broomhandle up my ass.So, get BIG and or eat and drink while you booze and you to can experiment with terrible cocktails without getting drunk
Obviously 1% is ridiculous, but get something like pic related.
>>12902722Miller LiteIPA's taste like shit.
>>12902749>one beer gives you a hangoverdo you weight 60lbs?
>>129027220.5% alcohol is literally "non-alcoholic" by every country's standards except Derpistan or wherever. You won't find 1% beers.The weakest "alcoholic" beers will hover in the mid 2% range, but realistically "weak" beers will be around 3.5-4% or so. If you can't handle 2-3 4% abv beers spread out over a couple hours (only getting a mild buzz), you've got health problems and should see a doctor and not drink period.
>>12903526I should also add the aforementioned weakest beers in the 2-3% range won't be widely available in the US, and are usually called "small beer" or some other moniker in the EU. I think there's one US-based brewery that brews small beers in the US, but of course they're very niche and probably only available in the state they're located.
>>12902722Here's one company I found that suits what you're looking for, mostly:https://theoriginalsmallbeer.com/In b4 shill. I think their logo and business model is kind of gay, but it's what OP asked for.
>>12903109>Never been black out drunkPussy
>1 beer gets you a hangoverI wish I could get drunk off of 1 beer>t. drinks upwards of 2 gallons of beer a day
>>12902765this, i like to mix them though...vodka is 60% water
>>12902722>tranny neet cat threadThere is no way in hell this could have ever been a good thread. Why hasnt the janny deleted it yet?
>>12902749Do you not drink any water you fat greasy fuck? kill yourself you absolute disappointment
>>12902722come to Florida our beer is only 3% by law. used to think i was a hero when i was 13yo because i could drink a 12 pack of bud light
>>12903634because this is not /b/ and jannies take like 4 days to do anything (except delete good shit)
>>12903074You can drink acoholic drink while on hrt ya know, you just have to be careful to not go overboard.Light drinking is fine, and as long as you don't binge-drink every weekend you'll be finet. fellow tranner.
>>12903653What, no its not
>>12903609How do I get black out drunk? I've always thrown up before that occurs.
>>12902722start drinking lambics. they're like barely alcoholic delicious fruit juice.
>>12902722They're not usually as low as 1%, but some "Sessionable" ales are down in the 3-4% range. There is also natural kvass and kombucha if you want a tiny bit of alcohol
>>12902749And what? WHAT?
>>12902722>wants to drink beer>and not get drunkWhat in the ever loving fuck are you trying to do
>>12902722Centennial All Day IPA is a good session ipa.
>>12902722eat a tide pod. all the "flavor," none of the booze!
>>12902722Session IPA. The problem is that they're not any cheaper also they're only about 3% ABV. I'm surprised that shit like O'Douls hasn't created and expanded into an alcohol-free IPA market.
>>12902722This is 4%, but it actually tastes really good for a light beer. It’s the only light beer I’ve had with an actual flavor. It’s hoppy & malty. My new go to.
>>12904029take ibuprofen an hour before drinkingif you die it's not my fault
>>12904029You can drink after vomiting. If you drink slowly you will probably not vomit again.
>>129040291) Take it slow.2) Keep drinking after you vomit.3) Again, take it slow. Start drinking in the morning.
>>12904516Morning drinking just gives me bad hangovers, I never get really drunk, I just hold a certain level for a long time. Late night drinking on the other hand doesn't give you enough time to get drunk. Afternoon is the right starting point to get hammered.Not that I recommend it.
>>12902722just try some nonalcoholic beers, some are pretty good, though they can be expensive.
>>12904519> I never get really drunk, I just hold a certain level for a long time. Then don't take it that slowly. This isn't rocket science. It's not "morning drinking", it's just drinking. Once you've warmed up with the first twenty beers and it's early afternoon you can move onto liquor.
>>12903760yes, yes it is. You can buy foreign beers and ice beer that are normal 6% but all the blue collar beers like bud light are 3.2% and they are allowed to be bigger the 32oz so no 40s for Floridians
3, 3.5 you can get some pretty good tasting full bodied beers, but I don't know why I'm replying when you are clearly a braindead mongoloid that doesn't drink any water>>12902749
>>12904029it takes years of drinking/alcohol abuse for your body to be able to handle more alcohol then your mind/brain. i just recently crossed over the threshold and drank to much wild turkey 101 then ripped a cabinet door off and put cheese in the dishwasher, i had zero recollection of it happening the next day which freak me right the fuck out!
>>12902722Pic related is surprisingly good. It’s not going to match a good IPA, but it definitely captures a lot of what you want out of that style. Don’t let these assholes get you down. Not everyone needs to drink away their neetness.
>>12902749Are you Asian? Or do you have Asian ancestors? This is actually a legit question
>>12902730Dragon's milk. 11% ABV Stout.I thought it wasn't much. One had me warm, toasty, and slightly uncoordinated. Two or three would've been more than enough.I usually drink straight shots of vodka and it takes at least 3 to get me going. Stout apparently isn't my thing for taste, but that shit caught me by surprise.
a radler aka shandy is your drink anon, they're like 2%
>>12902749legitimate question: what race are yousome civilizations didn't discover alcohol so their tolerance for it is horrendous in comparisonit's one of the many things that lead to the destruction of north american native communities
>>12902722it's all you deserve
>>12904029hard liquor, lots of it.If you're vomitting you're either drinking on an empty stomach(something a seasoned alcoholic likes to do) or drinking too much too fast.
>>12903173I love those shits for family events where I have to cook all day. I can drink a whole 15 pack and not be wasted as long as I space them out a little.
>>12903400The only correct answer. It’s a fine pilsner.
>>12904029Wine. It's the only thing that's done it to me. Well, I'm told, I didn't know I blacked out that night until like a year later. Slap that mother fucking bag.
>>12908307It means you have to pay your rent or leave, silly. If you don't, your friendly local law enforcement will happily assist with your move (to the curb). :)
>>12902722Could you buy any wine/alcoholic drink and boil it on the stove to get rid of the alcohol and then drink it like a normal juice/soda?
>>12904029I think I have memory problems because it only takes me like 10 drinks to start browning out
>>12904030that stuff does not deserve to be called beer
>>12908973That's fucking retarded, no. Alcohol/water forms an azeotrope, meaning it'll retain its relative alcoholic concentration as both evaporate; the volume decreases, but the solution doesn't. They use a technique called fractional distillation to actually separate the water out of alcohol in the first place. All dishes that use alcohol to cook with will always some amount of alcohol, although the sauce itself usually gets substantially reduced, so the amount you get is equivalent to a few sips of beer.
>>12904551"warm up" with 20 litres of beer?
>>12902722How do you get drunk just drinking beer? After like 4 I might start to feel a little buzz coming on, but never drunk. Just drink the beer and stop being afaggot, anon.
>>12902749Jesus christ dude what the fuck? I need to drink like 9 beers to get a hangover. Fucking pussy