>>12621390How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>12621390Why would two egg sandwitch vendors be right next to eachother? They need to spread out and cover more ground
>>12621396>How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?He jumps through the hole like black panther
>>12621416I always watch this when I see it posted, truly a master of his craft
09312621>>?sgge eht gnikaerb tuohtiw ereht fo tuo teg eh seod woH
>>12621407thats his son
>>12621416>>12621430>not having the saute' "towelhand">grabbing a cooking pan with bare hands>not deglazinggood flip thoughbet he is in the black on his buckethut
>>12621482>deglazing eggIs this actually a thing
>>12621505you can deglaze anything with sugars, its not much, but its just such a habit to deglaze and hit with butter to make a quick pan sauce with it
>>12621582>place ice cream on table>place buttons on the tablehuh?
>>12621503Are the bees part of the dessert or why are there half a million of them flying around?
>>12621710I would do some nasty ass shit for a chance to eat this guy's food.
>>12621522>implying the king of the egg fort has time to make pan sauce and feed all his hungry subjects too
>>12621582>>12621584There's a huge difference in these two.Thre first one has artistic merit, the second is just two people throwing food on a table contemptively
>>12621951yh the second one may as well be an Eton Mess dropped onto the table from 20 feet
>>12621916feel free to call me retarded but isnt deglazing simply pouring water and swishing it around to get all the oil and other shit out and also bring down temp
>>12621710Is this the Duke of the Egg kingdom
>>12621710>mumbai disco frybaste
>>12621584that guy at the end who just smashes the shit out of everything
>>12621468Where is this from? One of the only webms to make me literally gag
>>12621520do americans really
>>12621582lol modern art
>>12622163who milks the moose?
>>12622163>the virgin beluga caviar>the chad bottle of water
>>12622163How to make money off food. Meme it with gold flakes.Fuck people being so god damn retarded.
>>12621710>a new contender has emergedThat nod in the beginning brings me back. Remember trying to order a cheese sandwich from a stand like this in Mumbai. Ended up getting a 'hard cheese-melted cheese-egg-butter-nutella'-sandwich instead. Was so hungry I ate it anyways but goddamn it was bad. These sandwiches might look tasty but they're greasy as fuck
>>12622156that trick with the dish soap is pretty baller, gonna use it next time
>>12621582>>12621584It's all so tiresome
>>12622163>most expensive chocolate is 250usdI very much doubt that.
>>12622156gonna try these tips and tricks for sure
>>12621494This is a blueboard. Reported.
>>12621464what a proud father he must be to have his son following in his footsteps. the surly prince that was promised.
>>12622700that's exactly what it is
>>12621390How does he live with the existential dread knowing that he cannot leave the egg booth without breaking the eggs
>>12623005that's why i'm laughing
>>12621584>World's shittiest mafia thugs threaten restaurant to give them protection money
>>12621584do americans actually eat that? or is it just for looking at it?
>>12621710This the new egg God?
>>12621710>Indian handling your food without glovesdo you risk it?
>>12621636americans actually eat burnt meat
>>12623486It's not burnt. Slow cooked meat always has a dark crust you absolute barbecuelette.
>>12621527how do i get in without breaking all the eggs?
>>12622156>the absolute state of american beer
>>12621512New content, thank you
>>12621390How does he get in there without breaking the eggs?
>>12623486>meat is murderis the bait we were looking for. you lose $800. try again.
>>12621416He is so fucking cool.
>>12621547This basically gave me a semi.
>>12624136>that splatter when he chops into the pizza sliceit's a culinary train wreck, can't look away
>>12624238ruined it with sprinkles
>>12623287I guarantee this started in Frogland
>>12621715it's a sales tactic to advertise the superior honey content of your confectionery. if bees know one thing it's honey so if they can't get enough of that dessert you know it's gotta be good
>>12621479I blame Epic Meal Time for perpetuating stupid shit like that.
>>12624144I'd rather have one of these space apples.
>>12622163I'd honestly prefer a plain roasted Okinawan sweet potato over most of that.
>>12621520So this is the power of coastie "haute cuisine"
>>12621710I love how dirty literally every surface in that shit hole is. The mess everywhere. The cross contamination and salmonella. The way the little bit of cleaning that hot plate sees is with your bread. The little micro plane of cheese and epithelials that he lovingly puts on top at the end...A true suicide sandwich.
>>12621520>MFW the second scoop
>>12621547...wait, bacon can come in SHEETS!???
>>12624761We dont make your fluffy pancakes here.They are great, but that is amerilard.webm
>>12622740lol stop being poor.
>>12623486So is this bait or just never seen bbq before
>>12622837I'm pretty sure for commercials it's illegal to do these, you need to show the actual real product. using other products in it and trying to show it off as the actual product isn't allowed.
>>12625297Disgusting.I get the people doing it, just not the retards that pay 2.5k on a mediocre drink you could get easily under 100$ (and I think that could be even lower) just cause "muh gold wow very cool" literal retardation.
>>12625429Most of these do tho.Take the soup, its all there, just a bowl inside.The pie, I assume the cream isnt bought with unless its restaurant.
>first three webms are the egg faggotim going to delete this thread
>>12625429>I'm pretty sure for commercials it's illegal to do theseIt's not.t. /p/hotofag
>>12625511I think that's fine because it's using all of the same ingredients, but for something like beer, adding soap to it to give it a bigger head would be illegal since you are adding stuff to it.
>>12625500>Damascus steel to cut an avocado for hipster burgerThe faggot level is to much.
>>12625539Every ice cream every photographed commercially is actually mashed potatoes because real ice cream would melt during the shoot.
>>12621715This. Answer pls.
>>12625583Why not just film in a cold location?
>>12625532ty for also verbalizing my rage
>>12624895The eyes of fish are extremely high in vitamins such as iron. Although disgusting there is a benefit to eating them.
>>12625839My morning shit is extremely high in vitamins such as iron. Would you like to try some?
>>12625687mexicans can work fast, but the quality is retard-tier
>>12622706I never noticed that before. That deserves a Great Big Story or something similar.
>>12621396He doesn't.Spoiler alert, he died of cholesterol issues.
>>12623287Honestly, who cares.
>>12624877How can they be that oblivious?
>>12622248God fucking damn, that's funny.
>>12621390how fast would eggs spoil in this heat?
>>12625297Doesn't seem like it would even taste good.
>>12621505No he's just a retard who thinks he's an expert cook because he heard the word deglaze somewhere
>>12621951Yeah, say what you will about the first one, but I imagine it's pretty hard to freehand a circle that well with drops of chocolate syrup
>>12624750How are people supposed to buy or bite one if they're surrounded by a fucking shit storm of bees? Do chinks just casually carry beekeeping suits with them?
>>12621527I'd fertilize her eggs if you know what I mean
>>12624750Bees make the honey, not collect it from other sources. They want sugar water and shit.This just seems like the roller not giving a flying fuck during bee season, not that any of this shit was planned.
>>12626236No Anon I don't know >What you mean.
>>12626187>from Top Gear>to this
>>12625614The lighting for a photo shoot is really intense and would probably melt the ice cream anyway unless you're working in some -20 to -30 freezer. And even then, that's debatable since it's going to be a bigass freezer that'll be excessively expensive to run while you and your camera crew keeps moving around / filming. The lighting heat would be much closer to the ice cream than the cooling vents so you are just fighting a losing battle.Stuff like ice cream I'd give a pass, maybe, just because it's logistically difficult otherwise.
>>12626278All of the Top Gear guys do funny side gigs when they aren't filming Grand Tour.
>>12625958Outside of the US, eggs are kept at room temperature and they are fine for days because they have the protective coating that keeps salmonella and shit out of the eggs until they're cracked open.The US on the other hand, requires eggs be washed in such a way that the coating is gone so they have to stay chilled to keep bacteria away.
>>12626182If the bees aren't stinging, they're just swarming. This is basically just them hanging around for the sake of hanging around between migration flights. There's no hive to protect so they basically don't give a fuck. Doesn't make it less annoying/terrifying to have all the bees up in your shit.
>>12622291Omg a sharp pointy object can pierce through a mm thick sheet of aluminum?!?!?!? This changes everything HOLY FUCKING shit
>>12626366Bottle are better. Then again, this webm is soda pressing.
>>12626375What point are you even trying to make retard
>>12626393What point are YOU trying to make, JOE?!?
>>12626366Did you miss the part where it was a decapitated fish?
>>12625839Do they have vitamin E or C or something akin to beta carrotine? AKA stuff good for your own eyes? Or is that idea of ocular cannibalism too much for the human body?
>>12625611hai. i know answer but pls dont make me reveal secrets
>>12624144it's cute, but looks more like something your grandma would make as a nice detail than something out of a restaurant
>>12621710>>12623299No way, with that black silk shirt he going on a tender date, may I c ur vagine
>>12626366It's more the fact that it is exerting enough force as a muscle memory even when dead.
>>12626649Googled this restaurant and they are the epitome of expensive restaurants that barely feed you
>>12625500Look at it, look at the fucking mess you made.
>>12626649Why do people pay top dollar for this? Is it the "unique one-in-a-lifetime experience" meme?
>>12626695I can think of worse things to piss away a thousand bucks on.
Does anyone have the webm of the faggot soyboy eating pizza next to the CHAD devouring some in and out
>>12625511they actually can take the time to make them look not squished and place the pattie in the direct centre of the bun, it's just normally they toss it in the box.https://youtu.be/ArLtWU19u6A
>>12626748What is that guy wearing a chef's outfit if they don't cook for their guests?
>>12626285James May is very handy.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuh7fLkPCszJ3AQOHNccGow/videos
Why are eggs so funny?
>>12627190It isnt, but these .webm threads attract reddit tier shitposting and you are just making 4chan a bit more cancer :^ )
By what means does this baron evacuate his eggen estate without shattering the walls and having run.
>>12621547too much meat
>>12622179kino, what's it from?
>>12622291That's the head of a wolf fish. A huge part of their diet is lobsters, so it's not unusual that it could bite through something like a can. Weirdly enough, when they're alive, wolf fish are actually friendly toward divers.
>>12624800The director said "Let's have her eat a space apple. It will let people know she's a space asshole."
>>12626034i would have dropped him if he pulled this shit on me
>>12626748it's a fucking fried egg
>>12627449Perhaps sir will enjoy our seasonal vegetable course: Old Carrot.
>>12627486do americans really
>>12627486that touch of cheese at the end made me kek for some reason>>12627501is this a joke video?
>>12627501what sort of scam is this guy running?
>>12627438>i would have dropped him if he pulled this shit on me
>>12621390>>12621416Why would anyone ever pay to eat this?
>>12626034>The ice cream is so-so, but they taunt me with cones after taking my money.Wow, what a beautiful and vibrant culture.
>>12626034>people actually want to endure this bullying because they think it's entertainingis this what it's like to be an extrovert?
>>12627519People will buy all sorts of bullshit if there's a high price on it.
>>12623287How ignorant and obsessed would you have to be to think this is an American thing? It reeks of Euro snobbishness. See also >>12624144
>>12624136>literally looks like vomitfor me, it's LA food culture
>>12627545That first one is Alinea which is in Chicago.
>>12626748>>12627501Do Americans really eat this shit? Is this what American chefs are coming up with?
>>12627554I hate America, but I also hate Europe. Anyone who acts like one is better than the other is a retard.
>>12626019>>12626025Glad you finally made it. Can someone give me a rundown of all the shit the first guy is dumping on there?
>>12621390never realized how often he looks at the camera until i saw the webm in reverse
>>12621390How does he feed without breaking the sneed?
>>12627544>>12627519It's all about telling the right story.
>>12627566I have shown these videos to my father-in-law, who came from Mexico legally not long ago and he goes back once a year. Even he had no explanation for what's going on in these webms
>>12627593>you put ingredients together and suddenly it's a mealreally makes you think
>>12621582i actually like the way this looks, it's got that 90s windows clipart vibe to it
>>12627564Humans are pretty shit everywhere, and it will never change. If you procreate, you are causing future atrocities.
>>12627613we live in a culinary society
>>12626242the vendor's honey is so good it made the bees literally quit their job. that's a ringing endorsement if ever i heard one
>>12624895god i wish that was me
>>12624982i was referring about your demographics
>>12625297>rose syrupwhat a waste
>>12625297do black people know that they're clowns?
>>12625432Some people have so much money that they have to find ways to spend it. Other people want to pretend that they do. It's not that deep.
>>12625611They are just hanging
>>12622156what kind of a fucking beer doesn't make a foam when poured like this?
>>12627593Who is this guy, coz i fucking hate him. I want to dig his eyes out and cook them on a hay stove and wrap them in a tortilla.
>>12624895I recently got over my unwillingness to eat the eyes of the fish. It's actually good.
>>12621464lmao if only the sons stall could be just a bit smaller>dont buy my eggs or my sons eggs ever again
>>12621547waste of porchetta
>>12621951they're both similar in that they're both stupid as fuck
>>12621512here's your newspaper
>>12621582that fucking wrapped candy>wat
>>12625582posting this faggot should be a bannable offense
>>12626242bees will collect honey if they have access to itbee colonies will raid weaker bee colonies of their honey if they have a chance
>>12622248Seriously, have they ever even tried any of the stuff they make?
>>12622326They're cheaper than chicken in some places too.
>>12624655It's for jks, they like that.
>>12622156>Keeps garnish on topWho the fuck uses a whole cherry tomato as a garnish? And who thinks it would just float in soup?
>>12627593>...which is why I feel I can charge 50 euros for one of these
>>12621582"That'll be $300 + tip"
>>12621520>When the server tells you to say when
>>12622291 God I wish that were me
>>12630607Given that this is probably the 4th or 5th course if not even later, that isn't a terrible deal all told.
>>12626034>imagine all of the different hands that have touched the cones with all the switcheroos he does
>>12627525probably tastes good
>>12627530Imagine thinking that this is bullying.
>>12627560This is a Danish Restaurant.
>>12631061Shut the fuck up Denmark is American territory.
>>12626649There are worse ways to waste $500 dollars than eating here. I'd like to try it one day, but I can't justify going all the way to Denmark to do it.
>>12631070I know that, but the Danes might not.
>>12626748I can't believe this is real
>>12631094Whats all that wrong with it? Its a cute little intermission. You're probably getting 4-5 courses here over a couple of hours, so taking the time to have fun with your friends in the middle of it doesn't seem so bad.Its analogous to the chef's antics in a hibachi grill.
>>12621390>filenameno effort lazy fuck
>>12627525It's probably dirt cheap and tastes good.>eggs>onion>green peppers>S&P>toasted breadI bet that's better than lobster thermidor while hammered at 3AM
>>12621584>watching this webm thinking "This has to be Alinea" the whole time>fucking Grant Achatz shows up at the end
>>12622179Did they fuck?
>>12627408>wolf fish are actually friendly toward diversShow them that video, they should know what assholes we are. >Hey man, we're gonna cut off your head just to crush a coke can in your postmortem mouth for giggles.
>>12627593>30, 40, 50 euros for a bowl of spaghettiFucking no you won't. Even expensive-ass restaurants will charge 25-30, tops, and more like 15-20, if not cheaper.
>>12621584I bet the name of this dish is....The..JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPspecial for only $10,000,000 dollars and 99cents
>>12627438no you wouldn't you faggot
>>12622150She's actually hiding 400lbs below that table
>>12622163You forgot this one: Eat bread withh God= pricesless.
>>12622248Can you imagine how many racoons died only to get the ingredients?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUeeyzfwmc
>>12624761this is yank shit
>>12631155>>12631008This. God I miss Asian street food after barhopping or after a long day at college. >That feel of standing close to and eating with strangers just as tired, drunk, and hungry as you were after a hot bustling day. >A place where you can eat quietly or strike up a quick conversation and feel no pressure to do either.>See faces your recognize here and there at the ones who sell food you really like.>All while spending literal pocket change and a few extra minutes on the commute homeTop comfy. Definately one of those top nostalgic feels for me.
>>12627438>anon tries to get the vendor in a headlock>suddenly realises he's just grabbed a giant ice cream cone
>>12631483i can understand using this in restaurants, but not for home use.
>>12624655Are you American? Most countries, especially Scandinavia they use that kind of sprinkles on just bread. It's way more buttery and rich in flavor than In America where it's just hardened sugar. It's like the rest of the world's version of nutella that you don't have to spread.
>>12631831>Tfw Anon tries again>Tfw he catches him.>Tfw the man was made of ice cream this whole time.
>>12631948Fruit leathers are broiled?
>>12627242why did the first one get lots and the second one half
>>12627566packet of chips (obviously)chopped onionspinto beans?black beans or shredded meat?no fucking idea what those discs areolives?bbq saucetomato saucehot saucesaltlemon juicemore sauce?tomato juice idk
>>12626748this is one of the most stupid fucking things ive ever seen and ive seen lots of stupid things
>>12631955>>12631948M8, they're dried either in the open or in a dehydrator. What are you on about?
>>12621547I made something similar for dinner last night>chorizo>smoked pork belly>fried halloumi>rocket for greens
>>12621582this is what giving people too much money looks like. become a socialist today. down with the bankers & billionaires.
>>12631982can i still be racist?
>>12627634Yeah we don't need future atrocities, we already have you.
>>12631733its all in her thighs
>>12631804This spirit of street food is really dying in the US.Street food is meant to be a quick snack, something that you just stop for on the way to work, eat a bit, and be on the way. The "ultra mega taco sundae" and those retarded ass things are making street food lose its meaning. Street food has always been about very inexpensive food that you can have on the go. Street food vendors are supposed to provide inexpensive food and their earnings should come from the volume of goods sold, not the per unit costThis is one of the things I miss from my time in Vietnam. Taking shelter from rain below a tin shed, which is in front of a little noodle shop. Eating with literal strangers, while bitching about the weather, politics, talking about dumb shit all the while waiting for rain to stop. Now that's what street food should be like
>>12631998I mean, technically you aren't supposed to be racist and a socialist, maybe keep it on the downlow?
>>12631483the texture of caviar or roe balls exploding when I bite down makes me want to fucking puke
>>12621416I love how, at the end, he places the full pot of raw eggs on the fire. It's almost cartoonish.
>>12632019but the nazbols said it was fine
>>12631231The guy clearly has no concept of restaurants that are not in the ultra expensive, michelin star ranked level. He most like really thinks that the average person is paying 50 euro or a bowl of spaghetti on average. Completely out of touch.
>>12621710why does he do the headshake?
>>12631878one can have fancy meals at home with guests
>>12632023aren't those steamed eggs?
>>12631999oil nice and COLD
>>12627921Do you yanks have absolute zero self-awareness?
>>12631483>>12631878I wish I had this at home but it's too expensive and I doubt I'd use it often enough to justify having it.
>>12632006Hell, yeah man. I'd do about the same almost everday waiting for the right bus. It's a real shame about the US being like that. From what I've seen from visiting. Lines are too long, food is almost 10$ in some places, and there's no sense of familiarity to the point you can go up and serve yourself and drop the right change. I never stopped at one. But travelling to other SEA countries it's just like home.
>>12631878God I want to impregnate Naoto
>>12632218Interesting method, but I'd replace the bacon with vegetables or just add them.
>>12632254this looks and feels like a joke video but i can't find it
>>12632254did we really need a closeup of how the smoke extractor works?
>>12632254why all that precum coming out of the burger at the end
>>12624895When it's cooked, fish eyes aren't particulary horrible.
>>12627486Did Jack die recently?
>>12632412No, why would you think that?He had a second stroke a while back, maybe half a year or so? But it didn't kill him; just his channel.His speech is a little slurred and his right arm has reduced function, thought it's not fully paralysed. He's really bad at incorporating the arm, though, so I doubt it'll be getting better.I even told him in the comments to keep training it, but I knew he was too lazy for a long term effort like that.
>>12632435I mean I supposed he would die soon because it's Jack, but yeah thanks for sharing this info.
>>12621512what the hell
>>12632310Imagine working this hard at a minimum wage job lmao
>>12622326crazy to see such a magnificent creature get sliced in half so effortlessly, they seem so robust and tanky, but i bet you could just snap its legs off super easily
>>12625297>its alright man bartender eternally btfo
>>12631963might not be the same pizza type
>>12627251Cook Up a Storm (2017)
>>12625500Ketards are truly the worst people.
>>12624776It was the obvious next step in american cooking, desu.
>>12627449No it's not. It's a raw egg.
>>12627593Woah woah woah woah woah.Slow the fuck down?You can put things INSIDE a tortilla and then like, they all merge together to become one thing?Fuck man, that's crazy.
>>12627545Grant Achatz literally appears at the end of the video you fucking ignorant shit. Keep to fast food threads only if you don't know shit about chefs or restaurants.
>>12631483>Buy a McBurger>Scrape out all the ingredients except bread into a bowl of water>Blend it up>Turn into pearls>Put pearls back in the breadIf this isn't on Youtube already it soon will be and will probably get infinite reposts on Facebook.
>>12632218>Fill a container with a half gallon of oil>Dip the meat in>Throw the rest awayAnyone who is afraid to massage ingredients into their meat needs to be forcibly removed from the kitchen. Imagine being so afraid of touching raw meat that you waste a whole bottle of oil. And don't give me that hygiene shit. If you don't know how to wash your hands then that's on you.
>>12622326I wanna pet it
>>12631998If you are down to be a Nazbol? See >>12632030
>>12625297If you ever put gold in your body to digest/eat. You deserve to get raped by a spiked golden dildo.
>>12625500They aren't bold enough to show how someone actually holds that piece of shit of a sandwich.
>>12627438That turk would split your head open, and everyone around would start laughing at you.
>>12627530>>12627526Actual autist that don't know to take a joke.
>>12632068He's gots the gays
>>12627593As a Mexican I fucking hate this guy, a tortilla is supposed to be cheap not expensive
>>12632507You should no matter what your job is. If youre getting money you agreed on, just buck up and do what you promised. He should be working somewhere more high end though. His bosses probably have him manning his shifts mostly alone.
>>12626695It's intended for people with so much money that they don't what to do with it, so they spend it on silly shit like this because the ludicrous price tag doesn't even factor in for them.It's intended for those richfags, and the dopes that will inevitably try to visit the place because the aforementioned richfags did, thus making it high-status and something to emulate
>>12627501This guy has to be taking the fucking piss, no way this isn't just some big prank
>>12627525It's like a Denver Omelette sandwich, why the fuck wouldn't you eat?
>>12627545Imagine falling this fucking hard for stale and obvious bait. No wonder doamericanposting is still going strong with dolts like (you) biting.
>>12621710He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg
>>12623486It's smoked you absolute buffoon