is there any meme more pathetic than sawdust on the floor in a restaurant?
>>12619157Can you give me a quick rundown?
is that real life
>>12619244Yea. Peanut shells too. It's a steakhouse thing, makes stupid customers feel like cowboys or something
>>12619244they put it on their pasta too. You think I'm joking but I'm not
>>12619255Dude have you ever had clumped up parmesan? I once almost sued
>>12619251who the fuck do they think they're kidding? this is just a fucking excuse to be lazy
Are they expecting someone to spill their drink, bleed profusely, or vomit? Or did they do woodwork before they opened? What is this?
>>12619259can't say I have, no. Why would it become "clumped up" as I'm shredding it? That makes no sense, retard.
>>12619251This. Pretty frequent where i am, and the issue is worsened by the fact that 80% of the people eating there are the kind to lick food and put it back, let their dumbass kids pick their nose before digging into the barrel, etc
>>12619264I suppose spilling your drink is totally out of the ordinary in a bar.
>>12619277>lick food and put it backwhat? is this an american thing? wtf
Its so you can spit on the floor. Places couldn't afford spitoons for everyone in cowboy times
>>12619287thanks but I like having a jaw
>>12619295Probably a weak one
>>12619283More of a niggers thing really. There was a big to-do with a black chick licking ice cream in the store and putting it back. And in general young black kids will do shit like that if food is out like peanuts in a barrel, or another place i refuse to eat is buffets where kids are around. Its atrocious what they do. And the parents could give less of a shit
>>12619317>And the parents could give less of a shit>could give less of a shitWhy do Americans write like this?
>>12619338Why do non-americans post on American websites? Are they incapable of making their own?
>>12619157what is the point? do people puke a lot or what?
>>12619344This website is owned by a Japanese man. Try again.
>>12619354In America, it's commonplace to spit on the floor.
>>12619358Its in English and mainly used by Americans.>TrY aGaIn
>>12619358Japan is an American colony
>>12619364Where the fuck do you live? That shit never happens in the north
Cringe.There's this sports bar i'm my city that expects you to discard the peanuts shells on the ground. The crunching on the ground is unnerving.
>>12619354Its for the hamsters
>>12619157is this a ruse
>>12619627you do know parmesan cheese doesn't start off as an amerishart concoction of powder and sawdust, right?
>>12619157I'm not a fan of the HIV gimmick that more and more restaurants are using in Canada and Seattle
>>12619317>could give less of a shitbased retard
>>12619770No, my asshole is for the hamsters.
>>12619646In the North, people spit on other people. Fucking Yankees.
>>12619906>REEEE GREEN TUBE IS NOT REAL CHEESE STOP IT AMERICAseethe more obsessed europoors, it beats your cheese in just about every taste test
>>12619919WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!. Canada needs to be burned to the ground.
>>12619919Huh, I actually have hepatitis C so I couldn't really go to one of them. Hep C has a similar virulence pattern to HIV but I think, unlike HIV, it has some vestigial components that is similar to less "advanced" viruses in it's family like Hep A, which follows a virulence pattern akin to the common cold, or Hep B which is slower and more durable, like measles or rocky mountain spotted fever. So, tl;dr, the 10% of infections with no tracable source may be contracted in a flu-on-doorknob like fashion because Hep C vestigially utilizes viral shedding. HIV + Hep C is fatal combination, the immune suppression of HIV allows the Hep C to rip your liver apart in mere months. Ironically enough it's the staff who are putting themselves in danger.
>>12620042So what you're saying is that a drop of your blood could end this concept permanently.
>>12619157>is there any meme more pathetic than sawdust on the floor in a restaurant?Meme is the wrong word. It's an old practice.In the US, it was banned by the FDA in 1976, and I haven't honestly seen it since outside of Shorty's BBQ in Miami. They put down chicken scratch/feed, some kind of corn cob ground meal, not really sawdust. There's sometimes peanut shells. Think of the people allergic to peanuts!
>>12620032True desu, which is why Appalachia is the superior region
>>12620046Yes, and possibly not even that much. Also lots of people that have Hep C don't know they have it.
>>12619157Outdoor bar. Soak up spilled beer easy. Just sweep it out.
>>12619919>there was once a line where jokes couldnt cross over to real life>it no longer exists
>>12620037if the only cheese you've ever had is from walmart, then I'm sure it tastes fantastic to you. Take care.
>>12620888i stopped in a walmart while road tripping through the states and the cheese selection wasn't a quarter as horrible as i expected it to be
>>12620039Literally only toronto buddy, and its because of the americanization of that shithole.
>>12621401californization, you mean.
>>12619306>>12619295>>12619287holy fucking shit, anon on suicide watch
>>12619317You're right about the ice cream licking being total nigger shit. Fucking animals. If a fine white girl licked some ice cream it would just be a funny Vine or some shit. No charges filed
>>12621923Blame god for making the white race more graceful tyrone ;)
>>12619157>sawdust on floorReminds me of skinning foxes. Doesn't seem very appetizing.
>>12619157So that's why it took so long for the guy in Twin Peaks to sweep the floor.
>>12621327I'm glad you enjoyed it
>>12619358Moot didnt die for this
>>12621923Ya seethe, jamal?
>>12619295more like a glass jaw lmao amirite faggit
>>12619157totally permissible if it's a bar that's been open since before the civil war and was featured in at least one ashcan school painting
>>12619264customers who chewed tobacco would spit on the floor, thus the saw dust
got a bar in my neighborhood that does the peanuts thing. its called peanuts and theres peanuts shells everywhere, customers are encouraged to just throw them on the floor. funnily enough, the neighborhood is pretty gentrified and upscale these days but that bar is still doing pretty good.
>>12620865Welcome to clown worldhonk honk>Happy bi-monthly womyn's week! Would you like your menstrual blood on an edible pad in your burger, or on an edible tampon in your drink?>Sure, you can get it without! You just have to sign this form putting you on the public nazi registry list first, then you can have your burger.>By the way, as an HIV-positive proud womyn, like everyone employed at our family of fast-food chains, I take personal offense to you even asking "if you could do without it", so you know what, you chauvinistic creep? I already know you're a nazi incel, so you'll get both, and your meal may or may not receive a... personal touch from our staff as well.>What? I dare you to do something. Our armed security guards and cameras are always at watch to protect our womyn's safe spaces from dangerous men, and you're just one problem away from giving us an excuse for a restaurant makeover.Whoops! Better not give them any ideas! *slide whistle*
>>12619338>why do americans always x and yO B S E S S E D
>>12623247In England, even at the time, customers who spat on the floor would be kicked out.
>>12624169>An orangutan died for this post
>>12619679The sound of peanut shells crunching underfoot unnerves you? Does it sound like bones crunching to you? Cuz I could imagine it being like that.
>>12620046>>12620184We now have a weapon with which to fight the HIV restaurants.
>>12619344Why do non-Brits post using British transport protocols? Are they incapable of making their own?
>>12620042how did you contract it? was your mother a degenerate heroin slut?
>>12619157pretty common here in Oklahoma, dont forget the peanuts anonpeople seem to think we still ride horses or that we all dress like cowboys>we do
>>12619251the shells are the tastiest part
>>12624273it was a cowboy thing
>>12624801I’ve wanted to be a cowboy since I was 6. Can I move to Oklahoma to achieve this dream?
>>12624992Yeah stay out of okc and Tulsa, also if you don't wanna die, Moore.
I've been to many restaurants and have never seen such a thing. Is this some kind of southern hillbilly tactic to make you think you're having some kind of "experience" when really everything is just filthy?
>>12619157>>12619251That's illegal here due to slipping and fall accidents.>>12619627Parmesan comes as a block of cheese which you need to shred. It tastes a lot better than the overpriced sawdust-added shit you get in bottles that is powered.
>>12620042>hepatitis CDid you know there's a cure for that now?https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2018-11-27/gilead-s-cures-for-hepatitis-c-were-not-a-great-business-model
>>12619157Seems like they're asking for a bunch of slip and fall lawsuits
Someone should run in there with a leaf blower. Thatd be fuckin hilarious
Is this a southern thing? I am from the midwest and literally never even heard of this good or bad
>>12625378>shredding Parmesan retard confirmed. Parm is grated, not shredded like your Monterrey jack, tastelet.
>>12625063>>12625063No, plains state thing. Cowboy thing. Sweeping out spilled beer, etc. Everything else is just memes.
>>12625889you can grate, shred, or shave parmesan off into thin flavor packed stripsand this can't be argued unless you can somehow prove you're from italy and make parmesan daily
>>12619919>go in with the flu to sneeze on them
>>12624169This is pretty pathetic to read. Try to get more in touch with reality.
>>12625965ah well that makes sense, i suppose it actually had a function in the old west when people actually spilled beer due to rowdy shit going on
>>12619248it's a meme. also helps absorb the spit
amerisharts that argue for their terrible pseudo-food made of preservatives and cut with barely-legal filler and sawdust floors against cuisine decency are as bad as perverts, sluts, and homosexuals arguing for their degeneracy against virtue
>>12626548Your post barely makes any sense and is a clear reason why we should ban ESL students from 4chan.
>>12622200No the pub is literally called "Peanuts" lol>>12624303It does irritate me, and I have never returned to the establishment because of it. I wouldn't say it reminded me of bone crunching, more like just a sound which gives me a physiological reaction similar to sweeping a concrete floor with wire brush.
>>12623247americans are so damn uncivilized it's untrue
>>12619446>He believes this.......
>>12619244>>12619251no, not really.