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What happened to Doritos? Do you remember back when they used to be experimental? They used to give us options. Why have they been dumbed down? What do we have now?

>nacho cheese
>flamin hot nacho
>cool ranch
>sweet chili
>jalapeno

Thats it. FUCK them for this. Why did they abandon experimentation??
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Dropping more kino Doritos from the 2000s
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You now realize Doritos used to have balls
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>>12469480
My friends all insisted that one was ass-flavored, but I do kinda wish they'd pull more stunts like this.
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>>12469456
I remember when there was only plain and nacho cheese. Then Jay Leno was in all the commercials for the new flavor, cool ranch. Cool ranch is, and always will be a disgusting flavor. The only thing worse than smelling cool ranch doritos on someone else's breath is funyons. Doritos are a nasty, oily, yellow corn chip. Bottom tier.
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>>12469473
>kino
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>>12469456
they still are, you just have to order it online
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>>12469456
I'd rather eat regular tortilla chips and salsa.
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>>12469456
>what is late stage capitalism
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The Best
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God I miss these. I haven't had them since elementary school, 24 now. I remember the other kids were grossed out that they were green and called them moldy, but they were just little dipshits missing out. They didn't taste like guacamole or have that veggie taste like those guaca-chips you can get at the gas station, it was this awesome tangy/spicy/sour taste that I can still remember. Apparently they've rereleased them but never to my region, and other times I missed out on the window to purchase. Interestingly enough, Canada for a while had half guacamole/half habanero doritos which is literally the best possible fucking combination there is.
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F
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>>12469509
Fritos smell like fat people
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>>12469679
Those were gross. Anyway, they still have the best flavor, Salsa Verde, so who cares about the other ones.
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>>12469761
Salsa Verde is underseasoned
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>>12469670
Yeah the UK has the guac/habanero mix bags out atm now too
Should be able to get some online
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>>12469473
The only flavor of Doritos I really liked. They burn but. Just. Can't. Stop!
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>>12469473
Those were so damn good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ2_gWlWiaw
I miss this flavor, the commercials were pretty funny.
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The new taco bell chips are based
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>>12469480
>>12469657
These are the same flavor
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>>12469542
Lies. You can't find the old flavors anywhere
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>>12470255
They are disgusting
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>>12469679
Don't they still make these?
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>>12469509
What the fuck is wrong with funyuns?
Or are you some faggot that doesn't like onions?
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>>12469456
>Why did they abandon experimentation??
uuhhhh because nobody bought the experiments, duh?
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>>12470486
I've seen them at local gas stations
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>>12470494
Wrong. Don't be a faggot. People ate that shit up. Not my fault you weren't around to remember
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>>12469509
Agreed about the Cool Ranch. Doritos are a smelly/trashy people snack. I usually don’t even see whites eating them anymore
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>>12469456
there are still experimental doritos in australia except they're all in scummy 150 gram bags where as the regular shitty flavours are reasonably bigger bags for the same price, it never feels worth it
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>>12470512
come to California
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>>12469473
These were amazing. Only had them once before they were discontinued. What happened to barbecue chips as a whole? Doritos and Ruffles both got rid of theirs.
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>>12469657
These ones had a nice flavor to them, more like a cheap microwave burger than anything but still nice as a crunchy snack, always thought they'd stick around at least as well as Pizza Pingles.
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>>12469456
The only good thing about Doritos was Tazos. No Tazos? I don't want Doritos.
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>>12470477
>experimental means having flavors from 20 years ago
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>>12470498
If it had been profitable, they would have continued to do it.
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I haven't eaten doritos in like three years. Do they still make the buffalo wing ones that were extra thick? I remember liking those a lot.
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i used to love these
my grandma would always buy me them when i saw her
bring them back you bastards
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>>12469473
Why the fuck were these discontinued? Did someone start a war and god disapprove?
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>>12469711
For reasons unknown, people who eat Fritos don't walk around eating them with thier mouths open. They are also oily, nasty yellow corn chips, but they get a pass because of the self-awareness and social responsibility of the eaters.
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>>12469456
You must conform to the media's standard of principles in this volatile political climate. This is why I eat only only Lay's yellow bag, as not to offend anyone watching.
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>>12469542
Where do you order your Doritos from? I can rarely even find the Jalapeno flavor near me.
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>>12469456
I really prefer ruffles
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>>12475192
Is it because they're ribbed for your pleasure?
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>In chile they only had cheese and pizza
>now only cheese
Hold me boys
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>>12475192
Lay's Wavy is clearly superior.
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>>12470486
yeah
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>>12471172
based and /thread
you remember the version that turned your tongue blue?
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>>12471645
>be me
>be on the bus one day
>woman sitting in one of the front bench seats for old people
>huge bag of doritos
>pulls out a chip
>licks a single corner, flips it over and licks the other side of the same corner
>repeats this process on all three corners
>deposits chip back into bag
>does this literally from the time i get on the bus to the time i get off, about 20 minutes, presumably continues after that
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>>12472244
just put ketchup on your nacho doritos like my trailer trash mother
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>>12475926
kys degenerate
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>>12469456
Arr taste same
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>>12469480
If I'm remembering right these were "classic cheeseburger"
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>>12471126
Maybe companies shouldn't be profit driven since current economics only works with infinite growth and we live on a finite planet HMMMMMMMMM



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