Confess thy food sins /ck/
I like Texas Pete.
I eat ass
>>12468229me too anon
>>12468223ive eaten too many not dogs lately and gained 5 pounds.
I probably have an eating disorder that i am ignoringIve gone through so many diet fadsI dont know why
I think Little Ceasars pizza is unironically the best pizza, and it just so happens to be super cheap.
i eat the crusted cum spots on my wifes blanket.
Lunch is the only meal I eat most of the week. I work in a kitchen, ironically
Throwing food away is apart of my job and I hate it so much.
Sometimes I cook some specific dish just so I can eat the side that goes along with it
I enjoy buying the shittiest dollar general food to see how bad it all really is.The bologna wasn't half bad, to be honest.frozen burger tasted like high school caeteria govt food.
I eat chocolate meant to be used as cake topping. I buy the 2lb bars to always have chocolate:(
>>12468762I do this all the time. I'll buy a nice ribeye and then be more excited about the baked potato I'm gonna eat with it
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
I order Uber Eats like 5 days a week for dinner
nearly 50% of my daily calories comes from peanut butter
Yesterday i got food delivered to my house for every meal because i was too lazy to cook
i've been living off of several 2 kilo bags of pelmeni for the past month
I easily spend over $50 a week on shitty whole foods pizza slices because i tend to go when drunk and need more limes
i rarely cook any new recipes out of my comfort zone and current skill set
>>12468223More like TURDmeric
>>12468866I wish I could have this problem
I quite enjoy frozen pizza for those long after-work days.
I can't stop eating foie gras. It's like all my life I've been looking for this flavor and now I want it in everything. I had a fucking foie gras donut last weekend. I don't think that's normal.
I have an intense craving right now for Spaghettios and will probably pick up several cans later
>>12468223i put salt on my macaroni salad
I legitimately haven't eaten a single thing in 8 days and don't plan on stopping lol
>>12469171That sounds like the most gluttonous thing I could imagine
>>12469171>foie gras donut
As a dumb kid I did the following food sins that I still cringe with embarrassment over. I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup. I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar. I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup. I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms. I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them. I still feel these sins on back. I ask for forgiveness.
>>12468223I post pol bait on a cooking forum and reply some form of "based" and "pilled" to give myself meaning .
I recently discovered fasting and have been going overboard with itDeep down, I can remember as a kid I never really liked eatingBut adolescents have that crazy hunger so I couldnt not eat forever. Then I started intense physical training so I had to eat even more.Now that I am turning 26, I have rediscovered my disdain for masticationGood part is I got really fat ever since I stopped working out so thats going awayBad part: I don't know why i hate eating so much, or why it disgusts me, and I think thats gonna take therapy which I am averse to
>>12468223I have eaten out for the pass 5 days
>>12468223I work in a fine-dining establishment but when I'm at home, I mostly eat hot dogs (no bun) and store made fried chicken.My home kitchen is also a mess, roughly 80% of the time.
>>12468223I unironically like tofu and you cannot stop me, Father.
>>12468223I cook ranch into my pizza so I can eat the leftovers cold.
Went to the USA and didn’t get chickfila
I have a Redwall cookbook signed by Brian Jacques right before he died. Never made anything out of it because the recipes all look like a total pain in the ass. I will someday.
I can't stop eating at cookout, I eat it 4-5 times a week. I get a bacon cheeseburger tray (sometimes a cajun grilled chicken tray) with a cajun wrap and cajun fries on the side and a cheerwine every time.I'm afriad it's going to kill me
>>12469190based and starvepilled
>>12468232Me too. Is that bad?
>>12469700i get that or the two hotdog tray all the way with a chicken quesadilla and cajun fries, its either the cheewine or sweet tea for me, i'd say we're both in the same boat, brother
>>12468636I worked there a few years ago and it was a huge deal to get everything as cheap as possible. Like while I worked there they changed to cheaper pepperoni and cheese
The only thing holding me back from killing myself is my dog. I don't want to leave him at a shelter and I don't have any family or friends to give him to.
>>12468223I have not eaten breakfast in 11 yearsI usually eat one massive 2k calorie meal at 7:30 every night
>>12469190based snake diet poster
>>12469490None of those sound too horrible desu anon. The canned ravioli thing doesn’t sound bad
>>12469526I have eaten yo mama out for the pass 5 dayslmao
>>12468223I'm too lazy to look up recipes and usually improv my way through cooking.
>>12468472...so just anything that isn't a dog? You're lucky you haven't gained more weight.
I slipped a hot dose to Anthony Bourdain. Oops.
>>12468644no you dont
>>12468805how do yiu afford this? what do you get?
>>12468223Girlfriend's mom's fiance just grilled some baller steaks. Slapped it between two slices of his mom's homemade bread with butter. Girlfriend and her sister went *gasp* and acted like I was the asshole.
>>12468223I strongly dislike mushrooms. The texture doesn't sit well with me.
>>12469726Same. I do drink coffee in the morning though
>>12469717I'll take it to the shelter for you
>>12469523Why are you even on this board?
>>12470062Reddit tier humor pls go
>>12468223I eat cold oatmeal.
>>12470116why is a six year old posting on /ck/
>>12469490>I used to dip plain Lay's potato chips in ketchup. Fries + Ketchup is fine, so I don't see how this is bad.>I would dip strawberries in sugar, lick off the sugar, and dip the strawberry back into the sugar. Acceptable if you're a really young kid. Wet cheetos and all that aren't that uncommon.>I would eat kraft mac & cheese with ketchup. Canadian?>I would eat canned ravioli with canned mushrooms. This is the most shameful one here. Pretty gross desu, I bet you still do it>I thought that spaghetti-o's and dunk-a-roos tasted so amazing that I would throw fits and tantrums about getting them.Normal kiddo behaviourNot that bad anon. Don't beat yourself up too bad
>>12470147I do too. Overnight oats>>>hot oatmeal
>>12470153I'm so sorry that I don't eat fungus you absolute chode.
>>12470146Not my fault you had a typo in your post.
>>12468223Cold pizza is my all time favorite breakfast food,right outta the fridge.Fight me
>>12470231How is that a sin?
>>12468854Are you my boyfriend? Get the hell off 4chan Steven
>>12470207That's right, you should be sorry, and you should also kill yourself.
>>12470144Because I like writing long anecdotes on here and people are receptive to them
>>12468788I scoop up a handful or two of chocolate chips to get my fix sometimes. You aren’t alone.
>>12468223My favorite homemade sandwich is tuna salad with two slices of turkey deli meat and an American cheese slice and cheap white bread
>>12468636I think LC is a very good pizza, even compared to 20 dollar ones at actual italian places in LA that normies claim is delicious, but much cheaper and easier to get so I prefer LC.
>>12470259shut up faggot
>>12470281based and mushroompilled
>>12470403It's definitely better than frozen pizza. Every frozen pizza brand is dogshit. LC's lunch combo is incredible
I enjoy cold uncooked hotdogs right out of the fridge, with ketchup.
>>12470493They come fully cooked so that you can do that
I love crispy chicken skin and can't stop eating it. I went to KFC yesterday and got a total of 10 extra crispy pieces and tore the skin off and ate it. I didn't even eat the meat. With the leftover crumbs, I mixed them into gravy and then mashed potatoes and spread that on a biscuit.
>>12470281Nah, but you should visit the Rickety Stool and Rope Store and an hero yourself, faglord.
>>12470518what in the absolute fuck
>>12470536I forgot to mention it was the buffet. I waited a few minutes and it felt awkward because they never brought out any more extra crispy chicken so I figured they were onto me eating only the skins so I left.
>>12470139Same but I don't count coffee bc I pee it out of my butt
just ate White Castle when I was supposed to be on a diet.
>>12470518if they sold buckets of skin only i would always get it
>>12470548Ok the buffet makes more sense actually I might do something like that if I was drunk
I've tasted my own cum and think it's not that bad
I'm a 30 yr old man and I enjoy pizza lunchables. Bring back the sauce spreader.
>>12468223I buy food but end up not using it half the time and throwing it away.
>>12468223I make tacos from a seasoning packet far more often than I would like to admit.
>>12468644Are they yours or someone else’s?
>>12468223Forgive me, father, for this evening I not only ate, but served to another Italian sausage with Indian rice, and a tomato-based vegetable stew that would best be described as Irano-Mexican.
>>12468223On rare occasions, I get childhood nostalgia cravings for shit like canned spaghettios/raviolis with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce dumped in it.
I can't tell the difference between chain pizza places. People tripping over themselves to call Dominos gross like Pizza Hut and Papa Johns are some sublime thing.
When I first starting living on my own I once made a box of mac and cheese for myself, and I forgot to check before making it if I had any milk left. Turns out I didn't have any and the box called for 1/4 cup of milk and 1/4 cup of butter. The most logical thing would have been to just not make the cheese sauce but I did it anyway, substituting the milk for more butter. I literally ate an entire box of mac and cheese, in one sitting, that contained an entire stick of butter in it. It tasted awful and the cheese sauce was pretty much just cheesy oil and it put me off eating any kind of cheese for a couple months afterward.
>>12468223I have diagnosed gout, meaning I shouldn't eat: red meat, shellfish, fatty fish like tuna, any organ meat, beer and should avoid soda.I still eat most of the things on that list and suffer for it. If I don't fix my diet and keep getting flare ups I might have permanent damage to the joints in my feet.I probably won't fix anything.
>>12468804Fuck off back to facebook, fag
>>12468223If I'm eating spaghetti with tomato sauce at home, and no one else is here, I put cheddar cheese on it instead of parm. I'M NOT SORRY, IT TASTES FUCKING GOOD. I've never done it in front of anyone, though. I hide my shame.
I enjiy liver casserole with a large amount of strawberry jam.
>>12468955worst one itt
>>12471222You don’t have to apologize. Many cheeses go great with pasta. Just like how cheddar tastes good in chili, it’ll taste good in any pasta with a tomato base.
I've just eaten 4 chocolate digestive biscuits and im about to eat number 5
>>12468223I used to put chocolate syrup on my burgers because I saw it in a Scooby Doo movie as a kid.
>>12469726This. I eat breakfast only when I'm visiting my parents for few days, which happens like 2 or 3 times a year.
>>12468223I chew tasty unhealthy stuff to a paste then spit it out in the trash, you get the taste and satisfaction with no calories
I dip my freezer nuggies in Kewpie mayo
>>12468798Same. I would sometimes roast a chicken for the potatoes that cook in its fat. I've also hosted a barbecue because I felt like making coleslaw, but didn't want to make a small batch, because I dunno what to do with the rest of the cabbage
It's 11am and I'm drinking decaf
As much as this site loves to makes fun of the country, Indian food is the best food.
>>12473315this how do street shitters have such tasty cuisine?
>>12472125I’ve thought about doing this but I feel that a lot of the satisfaction from eating food that tastes good comes from the feeling of actually swallowing it, maybe it’s some evolutionary thing to prevent us from doing just what you’re describing or maybe I’m just full of shit.
>>12468223forgive me father for I have sinned>been eating like shit for too long>give in to keto diet fad>stick to it for a couple days>feel great now that my body can actually process the food I’m eating>day 3>eat bread>it all comes crashing down from thereI forgot how hard it is to get back on a diet because my body starts to crave all the salty fatty carb-filled shit I’m used to eating. A few months back all the fast food Ive been shoving in my face would be revolting to me but now it’s like crack.feels bad man
i failed my meal prepi didn't cook enough chickoeas for the weeki didn't cook the meat i am buying shit at the convenience store
I work in a kitchen and barely know how to cook
>>12473459what do you do in the kitchen specifically? How long have you been there?Do you feel you’re learning or in over your head?
I boil my burgers
i make ramen without everything that goes in it, sometimes even without the noodles
>>12473470Started as a dishwasher about 5 years ago and got moved to being a salad/prep cook about 3 months after starting. Recently I got moved up to line cook, I think it was about 8 months ago now.I do feel like I'm learning, when I started I really didn't know anything about cooking, it's just that I get mentally blocked too easily and seeing these guys who've worked in kitchens all their lives bust out awesome looking dishes just makes me feel like I'm there to pick my ass and chop lettuce.
Forgive me father, but I ate an entire pizza on my own. I also made a pickle and mayo sandwich and loved it. I also put chips on my sandwich because I like the flavor and crunch it adds. I'm so ashamed.
I love cheap meat. Canned shit. Smoked shit. Sausages and cheap lunch meat slices. All of it. It's bad for me, I know, but I love them so.
>>12473553pickle and mayo is a very good combo, i eat that every morning
Sometimes I don't snack the way I should..
>>12473553i did that this morning, a half slice of sour dough toasted, homemade chick-fil-a sauce, ice berg lettuces, and 2 pickle chips. It was good i might even make another one with the other half slice of bread
I’ve drank mouthwash and cooking wine before to get drunk. The mouthwash was better.
>>12473779I once for drink on shao xing wine that was in the kitchen for cooking. I knew it would make me sick, and it tasted so bad I could hardly swallow it but I drank about a litre.
>>12473779>>12473802I wish I could say I value my health too much for that, but I've done other things to lower my tolerance to the alcohol to ensure a buzz. Getting liquor hot before drinking seems to improve the effect, and make you taste less of the awfulness of drinking cooking wine.
>>12473779when i was 13yo i went to the store to steal a bottle of vanilla extract to drink, but in my paranoia i accidentally stole mint extract. Me and my buddy tried to drink it anyways... it was bad so we made a mixer with some diet lemon lime soda...then it became really bad and gave us wicked headaches. Also not sure why i felt it necessary to steal a $3 bottle of extract
>>12473563I love Vienna sausages. I grew up poor and eating them floods me with warm nostalgia.
>>12474395have you ever consider suicide?
I don't eat cereal anymore. It tends to end up getting all soggy and unappetizing. I've also started to ditch popcorn after almost choking on it.
>>12474925The only good cereal is honey bunches of oats
>>12469697That’s pretty cool, I don’t think the recipes schools be too hard because Redwall was for kids.
>>12468223I go through three gallons of strawberry milk a week. I'm not even a woman
I don't eat whole oats, I eat instant oatmealI once ate sugar straight out of the jarI reuse the same tea bag 3 timesThe only coffee is drink is instantSometimes I'll cook a frozen pepperoni pizza, and then fold it onto itself when it's cooked, created a pizza sandwichI prefer dinosaur nuggets over any other frozen tendiesI've used a nuwave oven
>>12470154Thank you, Anon. Not Canadian but I raised in Iowa so maybe a little.Instead of eating canned ravioli and canned mushrooms I compromise by having freshly made cheese ravioli in a brown butter and mushroom sauce. So, I guess you're right. I do sort of still eat this.
>>12468223I enjoy adding pink salt to boiling water to have it boil faster regardless of sodium content in ramen.
When I was little I put ketchup on my pizza
>>12472125That's fucking disgusting.
>>12472125>i wish i could have a colostomy bag attached to my neck
>>12470757>not using water
>>12470231Literally the breakfast if champions
>>12470736There definitely noticable differences but not one is any worse or better then the other. Each chain has its speciality although ill admit my overall favorite is probably papa johns, pizza hut has amazing stuffed crusts, and dominoes makes a mean thin crust
>>12468229ITS NOT EVEN MADE IN TEXAS
>>12470757Why the fuck did you not just use water you turbotard
>>12473343Since they gave up their sense of smell due to street shitting, they had to evolve their food to stimulate taste to the extreme since taste and smell are so intertwined.
>>12476432I'm laughing so hard I'm about ready to vomit, but yes, spices do well to hide the smell of poo hands and spoiled everything. That's why a lot of cultures stew and curry things to flavored babyfood.
>>12468223>Greased up the burner on stove>made a grilled cheese by just cooking it straight on the electric burnerForgive me, father.
>>12475251No confession needed, strawberry milk is very delicious.
>>12468223Yogurt is disgusting to me, the smell and taste makes me gag.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Jacked off on a corpse again.
>>12476548Hey Mark Wiens
>>12476505imagine the smell
>>12468223I.. I have.. an.. INSTANT POT
>>12468223Mustard sandwich, I'm sorry.
I only wash my hands before cooking if people can see me
>>12468854What is that like half a fucking jar?
>>12469737Real talk. Why the fuck do people do this? Who thinks "man nothing gets me off more than putting my tongue in your hole where shit comes out of" or "oh baby please tongue the shit out of my anus"?I'll never understand these fetishes. It seems literally psychotic to me.
>>12478270femanon? do you not lick pussy? because the ass hole ain't far behind. shit happens
>>12478429Of course I eat pussy, but that's a generally clean, and contains sexually stimulating nerve endings. Fecal shit poop literally comes out of assholes, and assholes aren't sexual organs. How hard is this to understand?
>>12468223I eat 1 donut almost every day.
>>12478541>He eats pussy
I love rc cold and pepsi more then coca cola
im a vegan but i have lately sinned and eaten some chicken in secret... still vegan but 1 day i just craved it. does this reset my veganism?
>>12479118I'm a vegan but I eat eggs. I figure eggs don't count since snakes and birds eat eggs as well.
>>12468223If a piece of food falls on the floor, i'll eat it. Unless the food isn't solid or something. That's all I got really. Oh, and I really have an urge to eat unwrapped candy that's fallen on the floor, but I know better
>>12478541>Fecal shit poop hhahaahaa ha ahh whew
>>12479493I remember moving into a house when I was a kid and I found a bunch of M&Ms in a closet on the ground and I ate them.
>>12479586nice find! I remember finding some sprite in the fridge of a house i moved into. Still tasted good.
>>12478541Assholes are definitely sexual organs, on both Male and Female
>>12479645Asserting it doesnt make it so, sodomite. Go eat some dookey butt
>>12468223I normally go on 3 day alcohol and cocaine benders where I don't eat anything at all and then spend like the next 3 days eating non stop and I think that's why I've actually gained weight with a Coke problem
>>12468223I prefer Aunt Jemimah over maple syrup on my pancakes and waffles
I unironically really enjoy eating regular Cheetos (not hot Cheetos or Cheeto puffs or anything) with Oreos ice cream (not cookies and cream, specific Oreo brand icecream)
>>12468223Sometimes I put crackers on a plate, slice extra aged cheddar onto them and microwave and eat them
>>12468223I'm a vegetarian, I used to be a vegan, I think fast food is fine, I like avocados, I like most of the sauces you guys call memes.
>>12479961Ms Butterworth or GTFO desu
>>12479961i want to bash your brains right-the-fuck in
>>12468223I purposely use my vegetarian roommates cutlery and chopping boards when making meat based dishes and put them back without cleaning them only wiping anything off with a dry cloth that would get me caught.
>>12480840That's just unsanitary as fuck
>>12480849You bet your ass its unsanitary
I've tried every type of steak, with marination and no marination and I still prefer Well Done steak with ketchup.
>>12468223As a form of self torture i added mayo to my ramen noodles and its been haunting my stomach ever since
>>12472125just gorge and purge, works for me
>>12468223I tried to make homemade yogurt and gave my whole family a food poisoning
the last time i paid more than $15 for a restaurant meal was 2010.
I enjoy barbecue sauce pineapple bacon pizza.
>>12468223I ate a few sugar cookies a few hours ago even though I said I wouldn't because I'm dieting. Yes I'm fat.
>>12468223i like Bananas dipped in ketchup
>>12468223I work the award winning foodtruck in lesbiansville virginia. I hate everyone and the poser truck the most. If I had my way I'd pitfight lesbians in maga hats.
i dumpster dive a lot
i ah helkped the enemie and now my family no longer exists and well they dint die happly ither idk im tyred i want to go home but the aliens woulnt let me die now soo im trully at a lost
>>12468223I mash potatoes in a mortar and pestle.
>>12468223The secret to my mac and cheese is a can of Campbell's cream of cheddar stirred into the sauce but I'll never admit it to anyone I know. Sounds trashy
I put salami and a bit of olive oil on frozen pizza and then bake it
I made biscuits and gravy with over 1lb of sausage and multiple pillsbury biscuits(10)I ate it all and entered a 16 hour food coma
>>12483109Who are you?
>>12483159I live a 5 minute drive from Del Ray lol, no idea what food truck you're talking about though
>>12468223I regularly buy too much food, and let it spoil in my fridge because I'm too lazy to cook it.
I only like green bananas. I hate the taste of ripe ones outside of baked goods.
>>12468785Wolfe? Is that you?
>>12468223For the last three months, my diet has gone down the drain and I've ate so much pizza that I can't even count it on my fingers. I'm not a fat slob, I'm skinnyfat as it is atm, but I was weak and hate myself for it. Now I'm looking to change that and will trim that fat in no time thanks to working my ass off during the summer every single day.
>>12474925I can only eat cereal dry, I stopped drinking milk when I was a kid but I still like cereal so I'll just eat it plain. People give me shit for it but I don't give a fuck
>>12483634Neither should you, but how can you eat them dry? I like my cereal crunchy, but a bit softened by either milk or yogurt. Can't eat them dry at all.
>>12483653People always ask that, "well how can you eat it dry?" I guess it's just been so long that I've grown used to it, I like crunchy stuff too so dry cereal is pretty much right up my alley.
>>12483678So it's the different strokes for different folk kinda deal, eh? Aight, you do you bud.
Im addicted to shitposting. I drop into threads and take quotes at random and underline them all with>Do Americans..?>Veganiggers>Carnistsand many more. I want to stop but its the third best (You) farming technique Ive found
I go to KFC just to buy the gravy
>>12483698Occasionally I say "Americans... So strange..." except I'm American. I just like making fun of flyovers for their shitty food hahahahahahahahaha.
>>12470822Why live in pain for the rest of your life, once you start experimenting with different foodstuffs you will see what a world of flavor you were missing. Don't destroy yourself anon, you can still indulge yourself just in new ways. For example I used to think all Asians were skeletal or fat, now I know.
>>12473553Why are these sins?Son I eat an entire pizza every time I order plus sides and that is nothing compared to my college years. Pickle mayo is best base for a sandwich, add crumbled feta cheese, pitted sliced black olives and some sweet tomatoes and you got my favourite sandwich.Also a mayo and chip sandwich is staple in England. (in case you were wondering this is normal stuff for my group of acquaintances, most of us aren't overweight either)
Chicken tenders and strawberry applesauce as the dip is so fucking good
>>12483870>mayo and chipUsually salad cream, not mayo. And crisps not chips. Unless you mean a chip butty. Not a staple though, more something working class kids eat.Nothing wrong with pickles in a sanger though.
I'm heading to Jollibee for the first time in an hour. I drove over 500 miles for this.
>>12468223I like Subway's fake bread smell.
I have once lived a whole week off only beer and ass.
>>12468223I used my spatula to cleave in two a poo that wouldn't flush. I still cook with it
I hate olives, I feel bad because of the baby palate meme but I just hate the weird meatiness and brininess
>>12484325Are you the Mexican that taught me to prep cook?
>>12482181this is a good post
>>12484518Nope, purebred Slav here that these days only lives off red meat, zywieck and camels.
>>12484488I like olives but I can understand this. They are better complimenting other foods than by themselves
>>12485277Did he died
>>12468223I haven't realy cooked for quite some time.My diet is pretty bad, I don't hit my macros and gained 2 kg over the last two months, 58 kg now.My diet mainly consists of:>Nutella toast>pasta/pizza (free pizza at work)>lean cottage cheese with fruit>orange juiceThere are more toxic chemicals than food in my fridge.
>>12485926>tfw I often cook, quite varied things too>but generally quite hearty, lots of meat, lots of carbs, lots of dairy>still fata-at least I'm healthily fat r-right guise?
>>12469523>I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication
I take swigs of Worcestershire from the fridgeI mix bread crumbs and American cheese into instant ramen
i ate an entire bowl of peanut butter oncethen i ran outso i ate a bowl of butter
I like to cut a hot dog horizontally into thin discs so it's like I have a bunch of tiny bologna slices, then I fry them in a pan with a little butter to make them nice and crispy. And to add an extra crunch factor, I pour some plain Cheerios on top of my plate while I eat them.
I put sriracha on anything I can get away with, I've been addicted to the stuff for years.. Eggs for breakfast, can of beans or can of 'dines for a snack, any delivery, and most anything you'd cook for dinner. Salad? Sriracha is a 0 calorie salad dressing. If it's not sweet, I'll probably put some sriracha on it. (yes I know Sriracha is sweet itself, however I don't frost cakes with it) The stuff tends to lose flavor over time, I go through bottles fast enough mine do not.If I had a purse I'd carry a bottle around with me.(Fuck I posted this in the wrong thread and wasted some sweet quads)>>12486666
>>12468636I despise their sauce, so I am not a fan of their pizza, but holy shit I love pic related. 5 buck god tier choice.
I have garlic bread in the oven
i will buy a dozen donuts for the office, but i always buy an extra dozen that i keep in my car for myself.
>>12468223I love spam and I eat straight sauce
>>12468762its your own house just cook the side
>>12487154Damn son. Why
when i have leftover curry i will always eat it for breakfast
>>12484123Exactly, working class is staple, and I did mean the mayo and chip although crisps are a perfectly acceptable alternative.
>>12468223I don't suck the head.I put banana peppers on vanilla icecreamI regularly overcook my steaks by accident despite my best effortsI eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish themI rarely go into meal preparation with a planI'm broke so all my ingredients are substandardI use meat sometimes as late as a week after the printed expirationI have a carton of eggs in my fridge over a month oldThat I have been eating the past few days
>eat>weak stomach, feel terrible>skip next meal>repeat
>>12486356yo homie you ok there bud?
i drink coffee creamer more than i actually use it in my coffee
>>12487389>I eat so slow sometimes I have to microwave my meals several times before I finish themThis blows my mind, I am the opposite and eat too fast
>>12468229Between this or louisiana, the cheap shit hot sauce often rivals the expensive specialty kinds imo
>>12488785Same. Every time they're on sale for a dollar I get five of them and eat them when I get too drunk to make real food. The red stick is a choking hazard for little fucks that don't know not to eat it. Just use the pepperonis as a sauce spreader tool.
>>12478018Go back to the Farm Null.