I need some aesthetically pleasing dishes to make for a lot of people at an """"""art"""""" party. I was thinking about designing a platter like pic related
>>12332599Meat and cheese boards are Reddit
>>12332603>everything I don't like is redditOkay sweetie.>>12332599It's been hip for a while to spread everything out as much as possible and do retarded honey and mustard smears on natural wood boards and stuff, but fuck that. Do a platter but add a little more color and variety. If your cheese is capable of being broken apart rather than cut, do that, it makes it look more natural rather than a bunch of silly slices that are just going to get moved around. Maybe have a couple infused oils and high quality olive oil for the bread.
>>12332608Will do, thanks
>>12332599i knew saving this screenshot from the sopranos thread would pay off big time
i’m a reddit user and i will announce that these meat boards are a garbage autistic SOY meme people use to look cultured
Have you tried cocaine?
>>12334034only one thing is lame
>>12334243>party tray is in a fiber board box>drugs are listed as lab samplesTruly art.