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Why is he so shaky?
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>>12187146
Spice detected.
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>>12187161
he has minor aspergers
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whoops posted wrong pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pxSntdqhV8
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>>12187161
When you spend as much time in the shit as he has you tend to develop a few tics.
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I liked this thread better when it was a Steve thread
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>>12187161
Chinese MREs will fuck your shit up.
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>>12187161
He just worked out. Also, botulism nerve damage
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>>12187172
did steve suck this poor mans life energy out? jesus fuck he moves like hes 99
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>>12187161
I'm shaky too. What's wrong with me bros
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>>12187172
This guy couldn't be older than 40 yet his mannerisms are perfectly senile. It's almost like he's playing a character that has a colonoscopy bag.
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>>12187237
>>12187172

I feel like this will be reviewbrah when his latent mental illness finally takes full control of his brain
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>>12187246
How much further must we break him?
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>>12187253
depends how good 4chan is at finding the video of the report he will no longer speak of
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>>12187161
On some the the older MRE’s I think it’s excitement, but I dunno
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>>12187246
>latent mental illness

why? how? what?
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>>12187276
>he doesn't know
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>>12187293
Our hero stoically poses while a group of his peers bathe in the freedom, fun, and innocence of youth
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>>12187237
welcome
WELCOME
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>>12187237
>colonoscopy bag
Colostomy bag.
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>>12187161
He heard someone using gender neutral pronouns at publix and hasn't been the same since
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>>12187316
i read this before watching the video and it sounded exactly how you described
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He has to be a smoker. I shook like that until I stopped smoking.
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>>12187381
He used to smoke, now he's just a heavy caffeine addict.
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>>12187408
He still smokes in the videos wherever he gets a cig. He smokes in his house too which is terrible.
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>>12187416
>He smokes in his house too which is terrible.

Why is this terrible?
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>>12187161
Usually he's just really excited to try the food. This is particularly evident in reviews of really old rations, where he shakes more than normal and you can hear his voice falter occasionally. He just really loves the history behind MREs and the rare ones make him very excited.
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Botulism fucked his shit up
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>>12187422
It smells up the place and the smoke absorbs into all upholstery and fabric. It lingers for years and can permanently damage clothes.
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>>12187161
Botulism is a hell of a disease
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>>12187422
Makes your house smell like shit
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>>12187293
Fake he lives in florida not new york
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>>12187462
This is either bait, or you're a total newfag.
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>>12187263
W-which one was that?
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>>12187232
Don't worry brotendo, I'll hold on to you
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Steve1989 has Parkinson's. He answered my youtube comment a few years back.
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>>12187750
Proof or gtfo
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>>12187758
can't be assed to dig it out, he has a shitloads of videos.
He'a got Parks
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>>12187161
Nicotine fit
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>>12187443
he has a cig every 2-6 months , pull your head out of your ass
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>>12187161
PTSD
Poo Traumatic Stress Disorder
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Consumed too much legacy speed in WW2 emergency ration dessert items.
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>>12187237
>colonoscopy bag
>mfw this surprise bit of nonsensical humor hits me like the chili in the candy dish
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>>12187161
Botulism attacks the nervous system. He's had it twice, so he's lucky he just shakes like a retarded spastic instead of being a full blown quadraplegic.
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>>12187172
This guy is based, fuck the Montgomery County Council
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>>12187237
That's what seroquel does to people.
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>>12188291
what did they do to him?
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>>12188336
nothing really, he just doesn't like their fiscal liberalism and has ran against them in various elections.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPq7otuNF8
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>>12188380

tarnation bob would fuck these shit cunts
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Does anybody know what Steve does for a job? Might explain the shakes
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>>12188433

he is a fluffer
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>>12188433
he's a roofer specializing in asbestos removal
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>>12188433
>>12188437
>>12188439
I thought I heard/read he had his own landscaping business. I wish I lived in Florida with him because I need some landscaping on my property and it would be so dank to chill with him over a couple beers.
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>>12188454

you would just try to suck his cock faggot. leave steve alone
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>>12188514
You watch your mouth or I'll suck your cock you faggot.
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Does Steve have autism?
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>>12188518

not if i suck you first you queer. Take those pants off around me and i'll show you how gay you are faggot
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>>12188514
>>12188518

Let's be real though. We all want his parkinson's dick
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>>12188529
I'm not even gay but you'll need to pull the bed sheets out of your ass when I'm done sucking the faggot out of you.
>>12188531
Beat it, homo. You'd probably not even flinch when I kiss your neck while rubbing your cock with my callused workman's hand.
Man this place is loaded with fags.
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>>12188571

ive sucked a lot of faggot cock in my life and none of them were as much of a charlatan as you. I've converted gay men to straight by sucking the gay out of them mate. Both my gay fathers said if i could do it any better they would get a divorce and marry me. You think you are a big man joking about this shit on a cooking board but i bet you are too much of a pussy love titty licking faggot to even able to handle a real mans cock. I am talking firehoses that need at least 3 of you queers to handle but i am able to not only balance it in one buff hand but also cradle their full sacks of cum in my other hand and fit it in one side of my mouth while the other reminds them how much of a faggot they are for having some guy suck their cock. seriously fuck you faggot.
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>>12188571
>Not a callused workman's cock
You can't even call yourself a tradesman without that
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>>12187161
he uses clen
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Stop this
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He's not shaky.
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>>12187311
>OuO
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>>12187750
>Steve1989 has Parkinson's.
Fuck off lying faggot.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Ayoutube.com+%22Steve1989mreinfo%22+inurl%3Aall_comments+parkinson%27s
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>eat Chinese ration produced a month ago
>Become ill
>Eat American ration produced a hundred years ago
>No issues; food is still delicious
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>>12188696
The Chinks probably just throw out their rations and just eat babies, rats, and each other instead.
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Probably all that russian cocaine/caffeinated chocolate plus 40 year old cigarettes and instant coffee for dinner.
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>>12187161
>All these retards ITT
Shaking usually doesn't mean you have a serious disease. Essential tremor is way more common than severe neurological diseases where tremor is a symptom. Thinking shaky hands must mean Parkinson's is like believing chronic indigestion must mean colon cancer.
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>>12187161
Didn't he say it's because he works out before recording? This used to get answered all the time is these threads, are you all new or something?
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>>12188748
I have this. I also have pretty bad stage fright so I get very nervous before I have to do any kind of presentation. I have to use beta blockers or I will shake like a motherfucker.
It fucking sucks.
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>>12188810
It doesn't suck, it's one of the most benign and least fucked up medical problems you could hope for.
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>>12188587
Had to stop the jokes so we didn't get this thread shut down/banned, but wanted to let you know this made me kek.
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>>12188887
>telling someone how their condition feels
Incels
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>>12188900
Essential tremor is just being shaky and not having some actual disease behind it. It's extremely common and you'd have a hard time finding a medical "problem" even less serious than that. I got diagnosed with it back when I was in high school too and also took beta blockers (inderal) for a while. If you think THAT's bad you need to go spend some time volunteering at a hospital or looking through photos of the countlessly many hell on earth chronic diseases people suffer from every single day.
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>>12188887
>>12188911
Oh I'm not saying it's serious but it still does sucks for someone who is pretty socially anxious.
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Botulism slowly consuming his body as time goes on.
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>have essential tremor
>notice steve is also shaky
>feel slightly better about it
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>>12189177
Botulism is a treatment for tremor.
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>>12187161
How tall is this hunk?
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>>12189236
Bout 10ft
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>>12188433
Landscaper
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>>12189222
We're gonna make it, dude
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>>12188893
the gay porn thread is still up >>12190061 so i don't think you have anything to worry about
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>>12189222
i only have it when i havent eaten anything all day, everyone always comments that i'm an alcoholic
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>>12187697
the one he filmed with his dad
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>>12187253
He looks fucking five on the left
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>>12188433
Like the others said, landscaping but he works out too, and after a work out you can be a bit shaky and weak.



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