food gore threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMMAoc2McAU
>>12186771I had no idea this is real.Is he serious? I'm no culinary expert, but God damn brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMvNJXsNwA
>look at the thumbnail>can immediately tell he's going to be cooking the spaghetti directly in the saucenope nope nope nope
please be nice anons, it’s actually really good if you’re into seafood!
>tattoos>"Ooga booga muh dick">oil in water>Underseasoned water>Puts ground beef directly into cold oil >Whole grain pasta broken in half>Use alkaline or distilled water in pasta>ORGANIC BEEF >Smashes the beef, crowd the fuck out of the pan >A1 SAUCE ON THE COOKING MEAT >ROBUST RESTAURANT STYLE FLAVOR >"Let that marinate for a few minutes">Boils the burger as a single patty >these Noddles are real fat now >Doesn't reserve pasta water >Uses a plate to strain the water >Pre Jared sauce >Shelf stable """"parmesan"""">A1 A1 A1 A1>towel near open flame >Drains beef tallow right into sink>MUH TV STATUS SYMBOL >That squelch of pasta sauce burning to the pan >Ooga booga muh primal dick>I HAVE A DEGREE FROM KENTON COLLEGE IN MASTER CHEF 4/10
>>12186872it's the meme soap shoes guy. I have no idea how he functions in life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASel10l3R1k
>>12186788>if you burn your food women will find you atractiveGrade F meat but grade A mental gimnastics
Everytime he stops cooking and goes "Look..." to give his shitty advice I fucking die
>>12186690>click link>24 minutes long>guy looks like he has an IQ of 70>thumbnail is spaghetti SWIMMING in sauce>video starts and there's a jar of Prego behind him>cringy talk about fucking girls and earning steaksNOPE. Who could bring themselves to watch more than like 3 minutes? Absolutely insane.
>>12186893>that fucking flan with whipped cream
>>12186690>"spaghetti might sound like a very complex dish">boils ground beef in an undersized pan>drowns said still boiling beef in A1 sauceI don't need to see anymore.
>>12186799Shrimp, ham and olives is the best pizza. Fite me faggots.
>>12186893>soap shoes How did I not come across this earlier?! Wtf?!
>>12187567the guy is unintentional comedy gold.Sadly he takes himself 100% seriously.
>>12187252How about a hug instead of fight because i agree with you.
what the fuck dude
>>12186872the guy wrote a wikipedia article about himself. fucking clownfiesta.
>>12187753I know, I watched way too many videos last night, commented and he replied back, kek. Those 2 girls at the end of his SOAP doc were def laughing at him. He's upset because people don't know if it's real or satire and he went on a nice little rant correcting their wording, and how can it NOT be serious when it's about his life? I've always wanted to go to Vegas and play poker, but now my goal will be to see if he can work his charm and make me a nice spagot dinner.
>he can't drink beer properlythat corona foamed over as soon as he took it out his maw. Jesus.
>>12188685>guy on the right has both zipper down and is obviously wearing a thong
>>12188745Come on, man, ewwww. Kek, that's probably the dude who posted it looooool.
>>12188594It wasn't hilarious like I thought it'd be :(
>>12188745Fuck, you're right.
>>12186690>>12186788>>12186893How old is this retard? He looks like he's in his mid-30s but acts like a dudebro fratboy.
>>12188685It’s like a Renaissance painting
>>12188850Jesus. How does one grow up to be such a broken pathetic adult?
>>12188935Just look around here.
This guy really loves eating cellulose cheese. Dumps a truckload on everything
>>12189677It's not funny when it's done bad on purpose.
>>12190196>I don't feel gross after eating it
>>12190196>film critic hulkHULK SMASH MY DICK TO TOPH'S FEET
>>12186690that fuckin' DUDE WEED tattoo on his right hand lmao.
>>12190196If you want to be vegan don't eat brisket, if you want to eat brisket don't be vegan. I will never understand why vegans feel the need to make sub par imitations of meat when they can just make actually tasty vegetable dishes with less effort.
>>12190340who are you to dictate what vegans eat? i'm sure you'd dislike them telling you what to eat
>>12190340Vegans still crave meat no matter what they tell you. Humans are omnivores and animal food is important for our health. Our body is very skillful at knowing when we are missing something in our diet and makes us crave that.
>>12190356because I didn't impose arbitrary restrictions on my diet, if you don't want to eat meat then don't I have no problem with it, but that fake shit is just hippocracy.
>>12186690i also love how he talks up "muh status" and then "plates" like a fucking mongoloid
>>12186893>describes how to make wings like you're supposed toNAW FUCK ALL THAT
So I originally wasn't gonna post this but whatever it's relevant to the thread I guess. I've been making cooking videos with my mother because her memory is going and I want to archive some of her recipes before it's gone. Decided to make it fun by making it into a youtube series. That's my blog and heres the video for her bolognese sauce recipe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqEXDpunnGI
>>12190432>food gore thread>post a delicious looking recipe cooked by his momWhat's wrong with you? This isn't relevant at all.
>>12190484I was ready to be judged relentlessly honestly
>>12190356they can do whatever the fuck they want, but it's stupid to make shitty imitations of meat-dishes
>>12190432I don't believe that you actually thought this belonged in the thread. I think you're just trying to promote the damn channel, but fuck me if I didn't fall for it. Subscribed.
>>12186690>Organic>Organic>Organic>Alkaline water>Cooking in scratched up Teflon pans>Butter in the pasta water>Breaks the spaghetti>Using canned sawdust parmesan and talking about its quality like it matters>Trying to explain what a strainer is, "cole-e-ander">Strains pasta with a fucking plate>Talking about how girls coming into his house can see how wealthy he is literally while he's recording himself stirring poverty slop with a spatula on a dirty ass stoveThanks OP I hate it
>>12186797Even better, he dumped two full jars of store bought spaghetti sauce onto the pasta cold and applied no further heat to the mixture.
This looks so fucking goodhttps://youtu.be/k5e1HPeusiA
>>12190196I mean, I'm never going vegan, but,I would definitely try this
>>12190615I would too, but I eat ass so that's not saying much.
>>12186690>that YOLO tattoo yikes
>>12190573that about sums it up, doesn't it?
>>12190196>meat bad>gluten good
>>12186893it's like a less funny, wigger version of mrchicity
>>12186690The classic party cheese saladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
CMOOOOOOOOONFUCKING STUPIDFUCKING BUGGEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJcF-p0qnmk&t=1s
>>12191469But Henry actually does dry humor skits and not just dumb retarded shit.
>>12190373Hey, don't be blaming the hippos for that shit.
>>12186690OH FOR FUCKS SAKE A1 SAUCE? Fucking hell, these people reproduce. I fucking hate this world.
>>12186690Why the fuck do people make spaghetti look like fucking soup? It does not need that much fucking sauce.>>12186799seafood doesn't belong on pizza you fiend
>>12189677>there are people who pay for this pig shitfucking idiots
>>12191469What the fuck....Vergil??????????????????????????
>>12191522It's still done bad on purpose, and funny, thus disproving >>12189706.
I'm trying to remember the youtube of a guy I've seen posted here a few times. Incredibly awful food tutorials, low quality pov stuff. Anyone can help?
>>12190340>>12190517Plant meats do not taste like "shitty imitations" dumb fucks. EVER TRY THE BEYOND MEAT PRODUCTS EVER TRY THE IMPOSSIBLE BAGGERS. ? Your meat will be fucking lab grown you dumb apes
>>12191785yes, they do taste shitty. Most vegetarians give up and turn to meat because surprise, we're built to be omnivores.
>>12191785I've tried both and they both taste like shitty imitations of cheap beef. And so what if it's lab grown, smartass? If anything that'd remove any reason for vegans to stay smug.
>>12190315It's better than that. The opening line to his documentary is something along the lines of>I'm a simple man; I just want to smoke weed, smoke weed and bang my bitch Not verbatim, mind you, but it's that DUDE WEED LMAO, frat/teen tier shit. Some good stuff his videos.
>>12190372>Vegans still crave meat no matter what they tell youThey have something in common with lesbians and dykes.
>>12192418he still rests on his teenage laurels
>>12191904>And so what if it's lab grown, smartassi cant believe niggers like you actually existcould you just kill yourself please you worthless teenager
>>121904322 videos in 4 months, maybe you should pick up the fucking pace or your mother will be dead and buried before you get 5 or 6 recipes out of her. That sketti sauce looked pretty damn good tho, and I really liked watching your mother handle those big plump sausages
>>12192811>eating lab grown cancer cellskeep your bug eating shite for the turd worlders who shit out 8 kids per head and can't feed themselves
>>12192899Planning on doing a chilli video very soon. >>12190562Thanks, but I genuinely thought this would received poorly
>>12190196I just want you all to know that crust on the outside is carbon, dry crusty, burnt carbon not caramelized sugars. Vegans are fucking animals now under they don't like people eating meat.
>>12190196Vegans are like the alchemists of old, mixing all sorts of ingredients in a futile attempt to make gold, undeterred by past failures.
>>12193922Shut your mouth. Alchemists were cool as fuck and constantly high from the toxic fumes they breathed in. They at least had a reason to be fucked up in the head.
>>12190573 >poverty slopI laughed audibly
>>12192841What was the name of this dudes channel? Fucking crazy watching that finnfag. His life in that weird dungeon he lives in is fascinating.
>>12193488>implying that I use that “site”
>>12191231I went to a vegan diner with a vegan coworker and he explained to me that gluten basically replaced every meat and dairy ingredient they were trying to replicate.
>>12186926>gimnasticsGrade F spelling but grade C for trying
>>12186872I have no idea how that "oil in water" shit caught on.
>>12194277I always out a bit in my water because my parents thought it helps the pasta not stick.Rinsing it only makes it dry for me.
>>12186872literally nothing wrong with oil in water
>>12188685Franco died for this.
>>12191688remember anything he makes?
>>12194340if you stir it around in the first minute or two once the starched become hydrated it won't stick
>>12190372You can objectively get every nutrient your body needs with a vegan diet. This isn't an arguement, it's a fact. B12 is the only distant, afterthought addendum to the list of things you should be eating that you have to get from supplements.Your body can't know something is missing from your diet if on a chemical level nothing is missing from your diet. I'm not vegan but if they plan their diet properly they'd only crave meat for the sake of taste, not biochemistry.
>>12190340I've thought this too. On a moral level I should be a vegan and its a matter of willpower, but this shit just comes across as desperate, like being vegan is so shit you have to delude yourself then beg others to validate that farceClearly it's worse to be vegan for the average person who has no unusual aversion to animal products. Its not just as good. It only makes sense as a sacrifice based on moral conviction
>>12195258>Never. Enough. Pickles.lolz us wild millenials love our pickles
>>12194277It actually does serve a function I'm that it helps deter bubbles from collecting on the surface of the water which helps stop the pasta from boiling over/foaming up so the same thing as putting a spoon across the pot but in a different way. It doesn't help with sticking at all
>>12195173You act like vegans actually do that though? Most just stick to prepackaged meals from brands they know are vegan and that's it
>>12195258I'd eat one desu
>>12186690This is /ck bait! You made this!
>>12188594>using clownfiesta outside of twitch chat
>>12190372>just listen to your body, it knows what's best for youok buddy
>>12190588>>12193488>>12194204You are both retarded children who need to fuck right back to 9gag. Stop trying to fit in and lurk more.
>>12195173too bad you need more than nutrients, like animal fat to insulate your brain that can't be synthesizedalthought they dont need fats for energy/nutrient storage because sedentary vegans dont burn more than 2000 calories a day
>>12197748Case and point
>>12191295i actually gagged
>>12197257>tfw never go on thot-watch>use "charlie foxtrot" for a polite version of cluster fuck >hear clown fiesta from youtube>figure it's just the same thing>hear my little sister saying it >explains "it means a silly situation">everyone i ask after this is states the same thing "a silly situation"It's all so tiring
>>12186872>reserve pasta wateras a layman I've heard this a few times, this is to then mix with the finished noodles and some sauce right?
>>12186690im triggered. boil the fucking water you incel
>>12198928Yeah the starch helps emulsify (if high in fats like carbonara or aglio e olio) the sauce and bind it to the noodles
>>12190196>i don't feel gross after eating iti feel gross after looking at it
>>12198892Haha, do you even speak english brainlet? Or you just repeat shit other people say to fit in?
>>12190196That's not food, that's gutter-scoop.
>>12201205But it's vegan.
>>12190373how is that hypocrisy? Most vegans I know say that they like the taste of meat, so why shouldn't they try to copy texture and taste?
>>12186690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n55iyzeSbEYou're not ready for it
>>12190517I'm not vegan but I enjoy trying food alternatives out of curiosity and I've found a lot of the "shitty immatations" that people whine about so much to actually be pretty darn tasty. Some are gross, especially a lot of the "lunch slices" but stuff like the burgers and nuggets are not only decentl, but some I actually prefer to the meat versions. I don't approach it seeking a replacement flavor for the meat, rather I look for something that I can tell is it's own entity. Also, keep in mind that most of the take meat stuff tends to immitate products that don't rely heavily on the meat for flavor and use stuff like seitan which is relatively flavorless on it's own. The flavor in these products is drawn much more heavily from the herbs and spices used plus the preparation method.
>>12202497Bean patties and stuff are usually fine, though the premades are so expensive that you might as well just make them yourself most of the time. I've even got a lentil burger recipe I want to try out eventually. Actual meat substitutes tend to be sub par. And vegan substitutes for anything else tend to be worse than that. I guess you can make exceptions for milk but the flavor is so different that I don't really consider the vegan substitutes to even be milk, no matter what the packaging says.
>>12190688so do Iis this a pattern?
>>12202266Is it even possible to be ready for that?
>>12202266What's awful is I don't think anyone could manage this as a joke, so there must be people who seem normal in public but then live like this
>>12194583I was about to post this. First time seeing it I actually felt ill
>>12191295Just as your forefathers imagined
>>12198922clownfiesta isnt the same as clusterfuck you autist
>>12188935>>12188784He's kind of self-aware at least. h3h3 made a video making fun of him and then they made a video together where he was going along with the joke.
>>12186690It's always trashy tatted up retards.
>>12190432Whens the next video?
what's with americans and having no individual spices or cooking utensils?
>>12186788>This is when we want to add seasoning. - drops a fuckton of garlic salt on the steak ->Now let's add a little salt.I lost my shit.Oh, and he rinsed his steak with tap water too. I wasn't ready.
>>12186788Never trust a guy with "YOLO" tattooed on his arm
>>12203533I watched a few of his video and in one of them a visibly extremely anxious guest (that he locks in his appartment) tells him that the guy is not what he expected at all from his first person videos and that he is rather good looking. They seem normal in public.
>>12186690>▶Ok OP you did it. Despite all the attacks on his stupid fucking taattoos and all, his recipe is dumb. He adds 2 entire cans of prego sauce. The final product looks way overcooked. Looks Like chef boyardee desu.
>>12186690>of course, i'm using brown pasta for health reasons, but traditional spaghetti is made with white pasta boiled in milkNIGGA WHAT
>>12186893lmao overflows the beer
>>12191653is that edward zizohand