I put a small container of chili flakes in my soup last night and my asshole still hurts It wasn’t even that spicy but I shat three times and it fucking burns Is this what gays feel
>>12186463I AM gay btw. If that matters.
>>12186463Fuck off with your Reddit clown cancer.
>>12186483Bullshit if you were gay the chili flakes wouldn't hurt your poop hole after the number of dicks that have blown it out.
>>12186463wow white people really can't even handle the most basic of spices
>>12186463this is one of the most caucasian posts I've ever seen. porkycide when
Get spice'd whitey boi
>>12186463It all seriousness, your body probably just didnt digest them fully, like a corn kernel, and when you shit they were still in there stinging your asshole
>>12186463Sometimes a chili pepper seed can become lodged in the nooks and crannies of your rectum. This causes a prolonged burning sensation, especially for people with sensitive rectums that contain many nooks and crannies for the seeds to lodge in.
>>12187666Based on those digits I assume your most basic spice starts at "hellfire hot"...
>>12186463I'll alert the mediahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1hmYyh8n-8
based and redpilled /pol/ memet. knowyourmeme memer
>>12186463No its just what you incels feel
>>12187778Hell isnt real, honey
Hope this reaches r/4chan. Epic post.