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I put a small container of chili flakes in my soup last night and my asshole still hurts
It wasn’t even that spicy but I shat three times and it fucking burns
Is this what gays feel
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>>12186463
I AM gay btw. If that matters.
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>>12186463
Fuck off with your Reddit clown cancer.
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>>12186483
Bullshit if you were gay the chili flakes wouldn't hurt your poop hole after the number of dicks that have blown it out.
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>>12186463
wow white people really can't even handle the most basic of spices
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>>12186463
this is one of the most caucasian posts I've ever seen.
porkycide when
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Get spice'd whitey boi
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>>12186463
It all seriousness, your body probably just didnt digest them fully, like a corn kernel, and when you shit they were still in there stinging your asshole
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>>12186463
Sometimes a chili pepper seed can become lodged in the nooks and crannies of your rectum. This causes a prolonged burning sensation, especially for people with sensitive rectums that contain many nooks and crannies for the seeds to lodge in.
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>>12187666
Based on those digits I assume your most basic spice starts at "hellfire hot"...
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>>12186463
I'll alert the media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1hmYyh8n-8
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based and redpilled /pol/ meme
t. knowyourmeme memer
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>>12186463
No its just what you incels feel
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>>12187778
Hell isnt real, honey
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Hope this reaches r/4chan. Epic post.



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