What do you think of Joe Rogan's meals?
>>12181467Would look better if not swimming in a pool of oil, but fuck it I'd eat it
>>12181471it looks like absolute shit
Does he eat jalapenos with every meal?
>>12181505I think so. It's all part of his keto shilling
>>12181467they are generally slops of shit
Every meal I see here is either dry as a bone or soaking in oil. Balance that out and any of these would be fine.
Everything other than the first pic looks pretty good
You can tell cooking is kind of a new hobby of his and he’s getting better as he does it more. Whatever. I’ve never had elk though and would like to try it
>>12181505You don't? I bet your body is riddled with AIDS and gonorrhea. You must give your life to the almighty jalapeno.
These really don't look THAT bad. Some of them are kind of questionable but they all at least look edible. Why does he eat mayo with everything though?
>>12181467This is what happens, Larry, when you cook high on weed.
>muh oil!!!Fat is flavor you faggots. Joe probably eats healthier than 90 percent of this board anyways.
>>12181478what is his problem
>>12181478It looks like shit but it probably doesn't taste too bad.
>>12181467I don't think about them at all>>12181694t. delusional joe rogan cultist, let me summarize your ''''''''''''ideology''''''''''''''\>dude what if like, weed? DUUUDE weeed>aren't minorities the REAL racists? DUUUDE like, THINK about it maaan, WHOA>dude SOLAR ROADS maan, what if we made the SOLAR panels out of ROADS, THINK about it>whoa, like scientists were wrong once, DUUUDE like THINK about it that means they could STILL be wrong, WHOA>lol, WEED DUDE WEEED
>>12181715>Men talking about man things is badOkay tranny back to your dilation circle
jesus christ brogan wtf are you doing
>>12181721>joe Rogan talks about man things Fuck off cuck
>>12181721>Men talking about man things>btw I can't stop thinking about men in dragJesus, you're a mess
>>12181728>>12181739SEETHING. Why run an op on /ck/ of all boards? I thought you faggots stuck to /tv/and /r9k/
>>12181721>muh man thingysDude, please, your incel level is beyond normal incel. Please hire a hooker and have sex ffs.
>>12181467I mean they're all hideous, but probably not a bad start to the day if you plan to just hike around and shoot something.There's this weird thing going on where people think you have to be a good cook, like cooking is a high-level skill. And it is, for the top .001% of people, but eating is something everyone has to do on a daily basis, so I'm not gonna get mad at a guy making acceptable-level dishes to sustain himself for the next 12 hours.
you know you fucked up in life when youtube keeps recommending joe rogan videos for you.
>>12181753Fuck you for speaking so reasonably here, motherfucker!
>>12181721Include me in the screenshot
He can't keep getting away with this.
>>12181467Looks like it would taste good. Home cooking without wasting effort on aesthetics.
His food gives you a Joe Rogan type high
>>12181483why does the avocado look like that? and who eats avocados like that?
>>12181779mmm, uncooked egg and sambal sandwich. what other way to make those Joe Rogan brand farts.
In most cases they probably taste fine to good, aside from the excessive oil but are extremely unhealthy to be eating everyday.
>>12181712based and crack partypilled
looks like what a level 3 chef would make after rebecca divorced him and took the kids
>>12182671Peak ripeness. And I eat avocado that way. When it's that ripe, it doesn't need anything else. A pinch of salt, maybe. No toast.
>>12182680He's working out damn near everyday. It's not doing anything bad to him. Its snacks, fast food, and sugary shit that will kill someone.
>>12182781Take that to /fit/.
>>12181467I'm not interested on DMT, thanks.
>>12181483If I was on death row, I would ask for this exact plate as my last meal. The cold hand of death would feel like a loving embrace.
>>12182789Snacks, fast food, and sugary junk is unhealthy but so is saturated fat combined with high cholesterol. You are likely someone who believes those are fine, so I reckon we don't need to argue because you have your notions and I have mine. Neither will convince each other, no point in typing it all out.
>>12182813>he doesn't like microwaved leftover steak
Doesn’t seem to have any idea how to use a frying pan and hasn’t gotten any better at it for years.
>>12182826I like moderation myself. But I do limit the sugar more. Fats aren't bad in moderation, especially if you are active. Those eggs are looking good right now, but I'm patting them with a paper towel.
>>12181467He cooks everything on super high heat. Crispy on the outside, raw/uncooked insides
>>12181467About as obnoxious looking as him so it fits
Rogan is such a pseud in almost everything he does.I say almost because I think he probably does know a lot about fighting, but all the science and history etc. he tries to talk about on his show is way out of his league and he always ends up sounding like a fucking idiot because he can't admit he doesn't know anything about the subject.He has very interesting guests, though. He's the worst part of his own show really. That's why the best episodes are the ones with a guest who is used to talking a lot. I can't imagine anybody listening to JRE to hear Rogan. The one with Ant Cumia was great because Ant pretty much just talked for four hours.His food probably tastes decent, to be fair. Mostly since he uses good ingredients. He really should put just a little effort into making it look nice if he wants to share it on social media, though. Every dish he puts up looks like something I threw together at 2AM while drunk.
>>12181467He likes eggs.I like eggs.I like spicy.I eat the same/10
>>12181685not nearly enough eggs
reminder that you will never be as healthy as joe
>>12181750Hookers don't count. It's the lack of emotional acceptance that causes the pain.
>>12181467I unironically like Joe Rogan. He is just such an absurd person. He is a living meme. I don't care for anything he says but I love listening to him say it.
>>12181721Kill yourself, retard.
>>12181744>Run an opjesu fucking christ it's so painfully obvious you're from reddit. why do you fucking idiots have to shit up every god damn board these days?
>>12183501Wait. Does it mean I can use my feces as fertilizer for my house plants?
>>12183530Can't listen to him after Elon Musk. He's blatantly full of himself in a very venomous manner. You can sense the fear and discomfort in most of his guests, especially the revisiting ones.
>>12181467This is just Kay's cooking but taken with a better camera.
>>12181467train wrecks. I've hacked up more attractive things.
>>12183638I didn't even notice that before, what is it referring to? Do Joe Rogan drones think that everyone who makes fun of Joe Rogan is part of some coordinated, jew-controlled "operation"?
>>12181467that's such a small amount of food for someone so fucking fat, i guarantee he is binge eating on oreos and cookies behind the scenes
>>12181753>high level skillthe best results in cooking are often seen by following the most basic methodology and using the least amount of ingredients. modern gastronomy is steeped in pretension and pomposity. some of the best chefs in the world advocate simplicity, championing ways of cooking that virtually anyone could master with a little bit of practice.
>>12183708Well yeah, what do you think fertilizer is usually made of?
>>12183790Industrial fertiliser is generally made from potash.
>>12183812Or powdered fish>https://www.amazon.com/Seagate-Products-Fertilizer-Concentrate-Powder/dp/B002FU68XG
>>12183901Or the shit of bats, sea birds, and worms...
>>12181467Who the fuck is joe rogan and why should I care? Is some hollywood type? If so then I double don't care and wonder how much you get to shill it's crap?
I bet his farts are god awful. His food looks fucked but I’m sure it taste good
>>12181471I think that is a raw egg. could be wrong but looks like a yolk in it and the food was placed on top of it?
>>12181467That's interesting. Have you ever done DMT?
How much did he pay you sleazy fucks to bring his name up here to people who've never heard of him and don't care? Do you honestly I or anyone here is going to use a search engine to drum up it's ratings? You fags are seriously deluded.
>>12183731This, was gonna say this.
>>12183713Then why do they come back?
>>12181505bud, I coat everything I eat with blairs mega death sauce, from yogurt to fucking french toast, jalapenos to some people are like bbq chips to others. Stop being a faggot
>>12182705>looks like what a level 3 chef would makea what? The fuck dude
>>12184251You know you have your level 1s, 2s and 3s. Ametures, enthusiasts and professionals.
>>12184278Sure, but isn't a "chef" automatically a professional? it's a job title that means the person in charge of the other workers in a kitchen.
Reminder he drinks bloated green shakes every morning like a youtube instagram vegan.
Why does he need to eat diced jalapenos with every meal?
>>12184354Plebs think spicy peppers are a panacea.
>>12181744Fuck off, Jim.
>>12184362Or the amount of vitamins they contain...
>>12181721>man things Baha. And incels, and butthurt wannabe Chads wonder why they get critisized so much. Lemme go back using my man things for work.
>>12181765Unfriend all your incel contacts and don’t click on anything they shared with you I haven’t gotten any incel crap in my feed for over a year now
This man must take some rancid shits.
Tranny thread, cancer.
>>12183708Yeah if you want your garden smelling of a punjab public bathroom
>>12181467Looks bad Joe
>>12183638Reddit is still awesome, 4chan(nel) is the one going to shit
>>12185084yeah okay retard
>>12181493That is one, incredibly fucking hard looking mayo. Looks more like butter.
Imagine his farts.
>>12184789You happen to have the source pic for that one? I cant find it
>>12181467Reminds me of the slop I made in middle/high school
His cooking skill level is offensively bad. I wouldn't want to eat anything cooked by him, but he's doing better than lots of other people.
>>12185084>Reddit invades 4chan and drastically changes the site culture>"WTF?? LE WHY LE FUCK IS IT SO LE SHIT XDD???"
>>12186538Sure, blame it on reddit and not the fact that you all decided to start larping as right wing xstians all of a sudden.
>>12186625That was one loud cancerous board, and guess what that board is filled with?
>>12186654nothing a couple gore threads can't fix
If you hate Joe Rogan you're an incel. That's it, there's no two ways about it. Try having the slightest shred of masculinity you fucking losers ahahaha
>>12186654>wasStill going on right now. You don't even have to get political to get these freaks sperging out
>>12182671Look like what and eat like what? Do you eat the pit or something?
>>12186938Sure thing, Reddit.
>>12186948That's right, if you don't get political they'll do it for you regardless of the situation. Still going on now and will be probably forever.
>>12181467Thread just kept getting funnier and funnier the more I scrolled down, this guy is a fucking psycho. He also doesn't seem to know how to cook.
>>12183501Should someone explain to Joe what a plant is, or just let it go?
>>12187202Joe Rogan is like the male version of Kim Kardashian. He has literally nothing going for him, but somehow figured out how to get millions of retarded zoomers to follow him on social media and somehow has influence and money because of shit like this. I honestly don't understand any of it, and think JR threads should be banned on /ck/.
>>12181715>"I don't think about them at all">immediately shits out anti-Rogan essayYour uncontrollable leftwing diarrhea is a fucking cult. Every time you faggot degenerates project your toxic hate-bloated bullshit, I feel the need to smash your jaw with a clawhammer.There is no global warming, there is no Russia collusion, socialism will never fucking work, and nobody wants to be a vegetarian because you're a miserable bile-spewing piece of shit. Fuck your self-entitled diaper-shitting cult of social justice hypocrisy.
>>12181467It's mostly just to plug the primalkitchenfoods advert, he probably gets paid pretty nicely to post those.
>>12187699every time you reddit fucktards spout your normalfag political cancer I feel the need to smash your dick with the empire state building
>>12181765I don't watch anything that has anything to do with ANYTHING he talks about, I don't even watch any podcasts or whatever the fuck what he does is called and I still see that fucking bald faggot wearing headphones every time I open jewtube. It is really starting to piss me off desu. What did I do to deserve this bullshit? FUCK GOOGLE
>>12187827he's what normies consider a smart person. think about that.
>>12184212The same reason people love watching movies that scare them or why many come back to an abusive relationship. IT'S THE THRILL BABY
>>12186654I'd like to think this is an elaborate attempt at trolling.
>>12187827>>12188102I think you guys are too edgelord, he himself said he's retarded and just tries to bring on diverse people for the show. Pretentious cucks
>>12187251Explain 'nothing going for him' please. He's a highly successful stand up (just because you or I don't like his stand up doesn't mean he's unsuccessful). He was on a hit sitcom for many consecutive years. He was the host of fear factor for years. He is the color commentator for all the big ticket UFC fights. He has arguably the most successful podcast on the internet rn. And let's not forget he still has the strongest sidekick of any fighter in the UFC and he is 20+ years older than them. You can hate the guy all you want but to say he has nothing going for him is quite a stretch. There are plenty of celebrities I can't stand but I can't take away their success and accomplishments, and neither can you.
>>12183901>>12183927which means that vegetables aren't vegan lmao
>>12187251Seething incel. Have sex
>>12188894We won’t be able to treat your asspain until you fill out the form
>>12181467>>12181470>>12181478>>12181483>>12181493>>12181498Can’t cook eggs to save his life, can’t do anything with vegetables that’s more complex than a salad, and he couldn’t plate a meal Gordon Ramsay sat there and instructed him like a child. Looks like he cooks an alright steak though. Flyover dad/10
>>12188896vegans don't exist so it's impossible for them to offend anyone :^)
>>12188899Xir, I’d be able to properly diagnose your asspain as inceldelity but you need to complete the form
>>12188897Have you tried to cook stoned out of your mind? That shit is hard.
>>12183374Wow nice blog post. Too bad he regularly says he's dumb and doesn't know much about all the science shit which is why he regularly brings on professional scientists and researchers.
>>12184239>Blair's mega deathGross. Why would you slather your food in that extrat filled disgusting sauce when there are 1000s of hotter sauces that actually taste good?
>>12189008Actually yes, several times. I still make better than this.
>>12188883>guy doesn't like Joe Rogan therefore he doesn't have sexwho goes through these kinds of obsessive mental gymnastics just to defend an online celebrity they've never met before?
>>12189204Reddit of course
>>12187699Holy persecution complex
Rogan is a complete fucking retard, but his followers? Even bigger fucking retards that actually get conned by this snake oil salesman charlatan kike.DUDE, get some BRAIN PILLS BRO, like DUDE, DUDE, it's a conspiracy MAN.
>>12189328lol, I wonder if Rogan gets ad revenue from all the time he's on in your head.
>>12183374He regularly prefaces anything he says with a statement literally saying that he is a dumb meathead and that what he says is just what he thinks not that it's backed by anything. If you don't like the guy's viewpoints that's fine but he is honestly a damn unbiased and understanding guy. He is willing to have a civil and insightful discussion with literally anybody willing to come on his show. I don't always agree with the dude, and yes he is dumb, but I think he is a great host all things considered.
>>12189239Not him, but literally not an argument. You've just posted what is the new "Woah, you must be a virgin lmao" response.
>>12183713...lol what? He asks questions and offers people booze and weed. If that's venomous then my whole social circle consists of pit vipers.
>>12184557Let me go back to using my man things on your moms women things bitch.
>>12189008Cooking while stoned is one thing, imagine having to cook healthy af meals while calling upon your years of mma/psionic warfare training to battle waves of DMT machine elves. Joe Rogan is mankind's absolute zenith of culinarty, philosophical, and battle ability. FACT: the brain is mostly cholesterol, Joe needs 15 eggs per day minimum to maintain baseline cognitive function. You are nowhere near his level, I bet your toilet shoggoth isn't even 10" long.
>>12184780>punjab public bathroomWe call those the street.
>>12185323They cooked the eggs before adding them.
>>12189500Is this actually based on things Rogan has talked about or is this just Alex Jones memeing?
>>12187699People like you show that evolution is a dead concept. How does it feel to defy nature by continuing to exist?
>>12181470#ieatelkfuck i miss this fag posting his slop daily for everyone to laugh at/jerk off to/whatever
>>12181685Sums it up. Jalapenos are glorified bell peppers. No heat. Fuck this jeet.
>>12183501What an idiot. At least he's happy about his eggs.
I'm super glad we have faggot threads like these instead of WEBMs with sound and Reviewbrah threads.>thank you based chinkm00tboards.420chan.org/b/
>>12181467Excessive consumption of this kind of food will make you 5 feet tall
>>12191875>reviewbrah threadsmight as well just have linked R*ddit instead
>>12187699>EssayYour post is longer than his bro
>>12189363>If you don't like the guy's viewpoints that's fine but he is honestly a damn unbiased and understanding guy.This is true. I'd rather someone be kind of dumb sometimes than to be actively malicious.
>>12187699>There is no global warmingShouldn't the argument be whether or not it's manmade? Because we have definite proof that the Earth goes through cooling and warming cycles, so even if it's just a natural phenomenon that doesn't mean we should totally ignore it. I think it's a little naive to believe we can't affect the temperature at all though, especially since we learned that banning the use of certain chemicals let the ozone layer issues start reversing.
>>12181467I prefer Josh Rogan.
>>12181721>man thingsholly shit what an insecure bugman fag. Go back to the mgtow reddit, bread scientist.
>>12181721>doing DMT >being a retard on air>ten second attention span>"man things"
>>12192221I prefer Seth Rogan.
>>12191917Except that data from the 90s showed we were heading into another ice age, Al Gore claimed the ice caps would be gone a decade ago, and WikiLeaks exposed global warming scientists admitting to fixing data to draw the conclusion they want. It's bad science used as a political wedge to dupe liberal middle of the roader into giving up their rights, conservatives are scared of brown people and will happily give up their rights to feel safe against terrorist threats, liberals generally tend to hand over some rights without provocation but others they need a reason to justify it, like a crisis, an eternal threat without an enemy...
>>12192608I prefer Josh Groban
>>12181715>Joe "You ever try DMT?" Rogan.
>>12181779RAW EGGSFucking things aren't even over easy. Barely sunnyside up.
>>12191866It's the taste not the pretending to be a badass by eating hot shit
>e-celeb thread>the e-celeb isnt even a cooking e-celebAll of you should die.
>>12181467This little fool absolutely transcends bad cooking, how do you fuck up food this bad?
>>12181467that looks revolting
>>12190256Satirical, but yeah
>>12189354He only comes to mind when I laugh at the retards who sit on his cock, all for free too!Quit idolizing other men, you cum guzzling, dick riding, faggot of the highest degree.
>>121930433/4 of all new threads are related to Blue Apron Online or whatever the show is with the greyhead. At least this is a break from that
>>12188892>the resolution>the words>the fact this is even an image someone madeyep, that's a cringe from me :)I'm a vegan and not gay btw, not sure if it matters.
>>12188897>cooks an alright steak>fucking ruins it with spicy shit that fucks your tastebuds
>>12187251>>12188883>>12189204>>12189235He's not asking you to start sucking Joe Rogan off, he's suggesting you don't act like a huge baby who immediately start asking for bans the second you see something you don't like.
>>12196181>asking for bans the second you see something you don't likeThese threads are clearly off topic, and about joe rogan not food.
>>12196402it's very clearly on topic. just because you don't like the person who cooked it doesn't make it off topic