Taco Bell UK menu
Is this supposed to be good or bad?
I want that volcano burrito meal
>>12030662More like Taco Bell for ants menu.
>>12030662i live in the uk and i have never seen a taco bellonly know from burgers on /ck/
>>12030750Can I come over?
>>12030735Seems like they’re trying to push it here. Last I checked I think only one existed in London, now there’s about 30 of them that have popped up in the last year or so.
>>12030767Only if you dress like a sissy
>>12030750Is there some sort of strategy to putting them all in the norf and coastal areas?
>>12030791Northerners go there for the fine dining experience of eating foreign food. Southerners go there 'ironically'.
>>12030799Maybe they’re testing the waters in the cheaper to rent areas. I’m surprised there isn’t more around London and west of London.
>>12030662The best thing about Taco Bell is they have translated the US prices well, unlike other American restaurants here. In the US you can get two medium Domino's pizzas for $5.99 each. That's a standard deal available every day without a coupon. Blew my mind compared to how much I used to spend sharing a pizza with mates at uni, would come to about £25 aka $33 with discount.Pizza is a luxury item in the UK.
I see they finally got rid of the $5 Buck Box.Literally, five dollar buck box.
>>12030827You can get a pizza from the supermarket for less than 3 quid. That is why you buy a basic one then throw your own toppings on them.I can take a regular Dr. Oekters or whatever the fuck those things are named and turn it into a great pizza pretty easily with BBQ sauce, Tuna, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon etc. (variations of).
As a Brit the one thing I really hope they bring to the UK is Olive Garden, the Americans on here seem to love it so it must be pretty good.
>>12030887it's not. It's not disgusting or anything, but it's not great (it's not even that cheap). Breadsticks are tasty but it's just a soft breadstick with butter and garlic salt. I imagine you can get mediocre italian food wherever you live
>>12030877grocery store pizza bases are pretty grim, those afghan pizza places like pizza gogo offer 18" for 9.99
>>12030887>the one thing I really hope they bring to the UK is Olive GardenThat's really sad. >the Americans on here seem to love itUm, no.
>>12030912fettuccine alfredo doesn't exist in the uk sadly
>>12030887Wendy's tried to open in the UK but went out of business within a yearI want Little Caesars
>>12030877Fucking tuna with bbq sauce on a pizza!I can't laugh hard enough!
>>12030887It's garbage. If you're ever in the states, skip it. That's where high schoolers go on dates. It's just cheap shit, dressed up.
>>12030827We just can't do pizza. Americans would weep, let alone the Italians
>>12030662thanks for posting that, I guess
Taco Bell used to be cooler
>>12030887we have pizza express instead
No halal? No gyro burrito?
>>12030791American army bases
>>12031104What do you expect from the country that decided to leave the EU without a fucking backup plan?
>>12031504Its one of the few non halal places left
>>12030750That just means you don't live near a shithole.
Current us item of steak rattlesnake fries burritos is so good
>>12030928Its true its difficult as fuck to get decent pizza here, chains are shit and the late night places are shit 99% of the time.A school friends family started making pizza at their lahore food place. He actually bothered to learn about pizza and made good calls on value/ingredients. You could get a good crispy thin pizza till midnight for 6.99 but holy shit ive never known anyone to work so fucking hard in my life. It was literally just him and or occasionally his wife cooking them atleast 10 hrs aday infront of that boiling hot fucking pizza oven 6 days a week. Not surprisingly he changed to driving work a year ago, i miss that fucking pizza.
>>12031594Its just the nacho fries,(always give me and other workers indigestion) frozen pre cooked steak strips we heat in bags in hot water vats, a Z of chipotle sauce, and the jalapenos that taste more like bell peppers that no one ever orders without the promotion. When i see what people pay for this literal dog food i feel even worse for having a part time place holding job there as a "cook."
Why are Europeans so obsessed with American fastfood?
>>12032087Its a rare and exotic delicacy
>>12032003give me the insider info on taco bell. what's the best shit. also how can I scam these dickheads into giving me more food
Any more menus to post anons?
Five Guys UK menu
>>12032003Hol up, taco bell had jalapeño all along?
McDonald's UK menu
>>12030962Make it with premade sauce and it's the same
Wimpy Bar (UK native)
>>12030887Fuck no. The only good stuff is the make your own pats plate because it’s hard to fuck up pasta. The Alfredo sauce is cheap shit and many dishes are covered in it.
>>12030709this post a readable menu or gtfo
>>12032227holy shit is that named after the popeye character? based
>>12030887olive garden is boomer garbage
>>12031535he lives in wales, its bad enough>>12030692its ok, i like the things that have sour cream/guac to counteract the mild spiciness. 7 layer burrito and crunchwrap supreme are my favourites
>>12030662>Nacho Supreme>Shareable>>12032220>20 piece>sharebox
>>12032427yeah it is
>>12032172There is no best shit its all just shit. After working in fast food i honestly dont want to eat at any of them unless it comes down to me starving which isnt going to happen even with the foresight of a slow trout. As for free food just go through the drive thru and walk in all huffy puffy with your receipt and claim this always happens you missed (shitty barley classified as edible food item here) when in reality its on the grease stained passenger seat of your shitbox. Doing it during lunch or dinner rush would yield better results but why youd spend your time doing that instead of dumpster diving for better food is beyond me
>>12032213Yes. The only thing thats "special" are those god awful fries.
>>12032227>wimpy bar >no burgers
>>12030813Chichester has amongst the highest rent in the country. Also that map isn't correct, I'm guessing the London ones were left out and the map isn't up to date either
Tried a volcano burrito, wasn't half bad. I mean, it wasn't spicy like the name implies, but it was alright as far as fast food goes.
>>12030887I've literally never seen anyone speak positively about Olive Garden
>>12034399Sometimes you do when the nursing home permits the boomers to have internet access for an hour or 2.
Can you buy beer in TB in the US? You can in the UK.A taco and a corona is £2 on Tuesdays.
>>12030662Looks like American TB but more expensive.
>>12030887It’s Italian food so unauthentic that even Americans don’t actually think it’s Italian.
>>12034540>Muh authenticYou sound like a fag. Why would that matter at all except to someone with no personality?
>>12034544Well you sound like your mother when she gives me blowjobs in the kitchen.
>>12031112Fuck me what a pile of cock.
Is there no quesarito? Most based tacobell order: one chicken and one Beef quesarito
>>12030662>still have volcano itemit's not fucking fair
Wait, is Taco bell a new thing in the UK?
>>12034621The quesarito is just an overpriced 5 Layer Burrito that's half the size. Only a chump would buy one of those, let alone two.
>>12034544Cause I don't want ketchup and egg noodles when I ask for spaghetti with marinara sauce.
>>12034765Same size tortilla only difference is it gets a Z of chipotle, grilled, and a scoop of the "rice."
>>12034919Oh and no "bean" on the rito.
>>12030662Cultural Appropriation!Cultural Appropriation!
>>12030887Breadsticks are crunchy in the UK
>>12035120tacos made of groomed orphan meat
>>12030887Ugh it's horrible.
>>12034734Yeah the only one I've seen opened in Glasgow a few months ago.
>>12030887>not fazolisFazolis breadsticks blow olive garden's out of the water m8
>>12030662>>12032282Here's a readable menu.
>>12034919Who the fuck doesn't get their 5 layer burritos grilled? I'm pretty sure if you add the chipotle sauce and rice it's still cheaper to get a 5 layer.
>>12036885I guess. I would just you know, make the fucking things for a fraction of the price and with real ingredients but thats just me. Suppose you like tyrone and paco dropping the tort and going haha fuck it right?
>no doritos locos tacoswhat's the point? literally the only worthwhile thing on the menu
>>12030662and into the trash it goes, exactly where everything taco bell related should be
>>12030688why not having your own opinion anOOOOn
>>12032201eight pounds for a burger? i could buy the meat for twice the burger at home. why do people pay so much money for a fucking BURGER. and i’ve had the shit. it just isn’t that great. simply as if i had cooked a burger at home but was being too lazy to flavor the patty.
>>12030662Wtf you get churros with your boxes? We always get those disgusting cinnatwists with ours. It just a pork rind covered in cinnamon sugar. They're gross.
"Bell" means penis in the UK. Taco Bell literally means Taco Penis. No-one with any self respect would eat there.
>>12030662>they need instructions on how to orderare bongs really this dumb?
No kebab meat?
>>12038256thats bellend you numpty
>>12030912You know you want it, anon.
>>12030662If there's no booze on the menu it'll fail in the UK.
>>12034409No, but that’s store policy, not the law. There’s a local chain here, Taco Cabana, where you can get Tex-Mex food, with a beer, sit outside on the patio when it’s warm and smoke a cig, and conceal carry a firearm. This is in what is, besides Utah, the most alcohol restrictive state (Texas).
>>12030662>How To OrderDo brits really do this?
>>12038640American here, I will literally choose familiar places simply because I know how ordering works.If England Eatery came here I'd be afraid to go because I don't know how to orderSee: soup nazi, Seinfeld
>>12038230They are actually noodles. Fried in days old oil and covered in cinna
>>12039367You know the order but you dont know the method. Why are you even a tripfag here? Its like being a trip on /o/ and not knowing the first thing about a fucking car. Oh shit, just put my foot in my mouth. But wait that would be a delicacy to you
>>12038040its exotic, burger is foreign dining to brits
>>12038640that foreign much gets us confused
>>12032201Fuck off where? It's almost twice that where I live.
>>12030827I don't know if it's a common thing, but Mod pizza seems to be changing the game in that regard.
>>12032474That's not Wales
>>12038634There is, as I asked above: they do a taco and a corona for £2 on Tuesdays. Do they serve alcohol in American TB?
>>12034399This, I've never even been to one and I never will. I don't know who's keeping them in business
>>12032201The bacon cheeseburger converts to about $11.50, oof it's 8.89 here which is obscenely overpriced to begin with
>>12041071No. There are some regional places like pic related that fill that niche, they're more fast casual than fast food though.
>>12041092I guess they don't want people driving away even more trashed than they arrived eh?
>>12035041Used to eat those with hummus all day when I lived in the UK
>>12041073Whatever happened to that anon who got the Pasta Pass and posted threads almost daily?Did he die from pasta overload?
>>12030887Once the novelty wears off, you'll end up going to local places that are way better
>>12034734Not really. Had them here for a few years now.
>>12041815People really only go there for a beer and to steal the hot sauce. The actual food is shit tier.