How does he get out?
>>12017319Gonna need a name.
>>12017319what a strangely shaped person
>>12019033>Butter in the skilletYikes. Put em in dry in a good nonstick if you don't want your pancakes to look like shit.
I want to try this recipĕ
>>12017324Why does he keep flipping them?
>>12019050I feel sorry for you.
can someone make a webm of this or any other particularly awful scrumdidilyumptious food crimes for mehttps://youtu.be/wSo4-jhkL5s?t=644
>>12019269>those hands>vegan>cooking aluminium foil>deep frying
>>12017319Imagine the SMELL FUCK
>>12021121can't believe Jack fell for that /out/ meme
>>12021143Batoning is legit. Ignorant fools just do it with too big logs.
>>12021121I was getting extremely frustrated until I saw the ring, then it explained everything
>>12017107These are some of the stupidest cooking ideas I've seen in a while.
>>12017319There isn't a square inch of her body that isn't within five inches of some sort of implant. I can't imagine that being very comfortable.
>>12017319Yikes, like 40% of her body is implants
>>12023404is that a metal whisk in a nonstick pan
>>12023854dude this isn't /wsg/ we don't have sound on this board I think that a lot of the videos you have been posting lose a lot without that dude's commentary, especially since a number don't even seem to involve cooking.
>>12023865>especially since a number don't even seem to involve cooking.
>>12021419fuck you, don't you "reddit" the surly king of /ck/ and the egg fort you hyper retarded faggot
>>12021121my god, ja/ck/ is actually an artist. ive never seen anyone else fuck so many mundane/elementary things up. its really intriguing to watch>OIL, NICE AND COLD
>>12023922>MAX FILL>cold oilevery fucking time
>>12017314Huh, I didn't know there was a Chinese dish with dumplings like that.
>>12017107the last one with the egg was decentshould have put a big slice of ham beside it tho and not have the yolk fucking broken!
>>12022213Deep fried spaghetti, now I've seen everything. The world has no secrets to me, bow mortals to my knowledge.
>>12019272There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>12017110>food starts flying out of the pot>the video gets cut
>>12019256Anything that involves chopping the ends off a potato can't be good. I fear the rest of this webm
>>12023767needs way more veggies get some veggies on there maybe some veggies and activated eggs and some nice de-acidised veggie clubroot (organic) get also some veggies for health like parsnips and microsalad with veggie shavings like carrote and some veggies for side dish
>>12019034God I wish that were me
>>12019034What do they do with cow legs anyway? Oh right, they make beef franks out of them.
>>12019269How did he fuck up so badly at everything>vegan cheese>vegan cream>not eating the entire chilli (very faggy)>extremely fat host>unnecessarily greasy recipe
>>12024533>the last one with the egg was decentwtf nowhat is wrong with your life?
on loop for 5 minutes, keep trying to look at what's being cooked on the stove and I keep missing it.
>>12023858Teflon flakes add depth of flavoryou'd know that if you actually cooked instead of eating mcnuggets every meal
>>12027571Teflon makes you dick small
>>12026618It always amazes me that this is not even a jokeApart from being absolutely retarded this is just a very high effort way to make seasoned msg-water
>>12017167>>12017337I haven't been on /ck/ in over a fucking year and this is still getting posted. Jesus Christ.
>>12026618what in gods green earth
>>12023335The only thing about this webm that upset me is the fact that foie gras isn't outlawed.
>>12027575Teflon is harmless you government school retard
Let's start a /ck/ drinking game. Take a shot for every ridiculously shitty/unhealthy gif recipe where the creator has gross fat person hands.
>>12027697I hate fruit in my savory dishes :(
>>12027667Some people don't follow the news I see.
>>12027705>>12027697Actually this is more like having savory garnish with your fruit.
>>12027708Some people believe retarded shit I see.
>>12027617This is the one webm that always gets intentionally, obnoxiously posted. It's /ck/'s sneedposting.
>>12026576t. cosmetic surgery guild
>>12023897why wouldn't they just get a bowl and mix the cut potatoes in olive oil and salt and pepper so it has a even coating?
>>12028802What would you call them?
WHERE DID HE GO?
>>12023858It looks like a mini cast iron pan. Teflon cookware usually has different colored handles, whereas cast iron and enamel will always be one solid object.
>>12023922>OIL ICE COLDFTFY
>>12027664I shall season my delicious foie gras with your frustration.
>>12028841He had an important divegrass match to play.
>>12029482Reminder that we were the only team to beat the eventual champions.
>>12026606>what are fondant potatoes
>>12019034Lost. Gotta go get some food now.
>>12021121When I get stuck like this I do what he did at the end, only more violently.Nobody else seems to like it but it works.
>>12017107>doesn't screw lid on before shakingDoes she want almond diarrhea everywhere?
>>12017107I would unironically try the cookie one if I had a waffle iron
>>12027697Way too much pineapple, each slice is like 80% fruit.
>>12031674as soon as i see those faggy hands, i close the webm
>>12031909I thought you were joking but holy shit what is this fucking shit. Just give me a normal fucking cooking video. I legit can't follow along because I'm too busy looking away from the cringe.
>>12031920>>12031909Look at these fucking boomers.
>>12020888Is that vegan chicken?
>>12031977>you have to like my shitty EDM pseudo-chef or you're a boomeryou can fuck right off
>>12030318I... I don't know.
>>12019272>filenameyou've done good anon
who else ja/ck/ed up for Scalfani's new fishing channel?
>>12026618gross they used cool ranch
>>12017107>that egg at the endWhat is the fucking point
>>12032706Imagine never reading Dr. Seuss.
>>12032879for what purpose
>>12027541It was a pretty interesting life hack considering the bottle and the egg yolk.. whats wrong with YOUR life?
>>12022213>American cooking lol fucking gross
>>12019033>mixing til it's literally milkyikes
>>12031977>>12031674You know how I know you or that fag in the webm don't vote?
>>12032392I like how they have to hold it at the end because if they don't it's just going to fall apart because this was a dogshit idea
>>12033070This looks fucking revolting
>>12033169>how to ruin good tomatoes, cheese and garlic.
>>12032392>using the sharp side of the knife to push things around the chopping board
>>12032879>layers of cheese and meat>finding some way to deep fry it>ends up looking like a hurgin
Can someone post the bouncing Japanese cake?
>>12031674mix together some sauce for our 5 fries
>>12033161What in the goddamn...?
>>12033176for what pvrpose
>>12019034imagine if a worker accidentally fell there
>>12017107i'm so close to saying the N word you guys have no idea
>>12027617it's just like the 3d/sfm threads in /gif/ where the monster fucking webm gets posted every time
>>12017107>uncooked instant noodle pizzaStop it
>>12033157>>12033169These looked retarded right up until they were plated. I don't hate the idea
>>12033161Man what the fuck
>>12027617It's just sad at this point.
>>12035625I need more webms that crossover between my Food and Fat People Hate folders.
>>12035684>that smug fucking look when they finally cut to her
>>12035722She was just excited because he was talking about food.
>>12019033Am I the only one that doesn't like pancakes?And when people drench them in syrup, it makes me gag honestly.
>>12035811>Am I the only one...The answer to this question is literally always "no".But anyway, I don't mind them but I would never pick them over something like french toast.
>>12035762Not gunna lie but this is kinda hot
>>12019269>PETA>vegan>fat as fatass host
>>12020888>chikin' n waturmelnREAL NIGGA HOURS
>"recipe"<Never says how much of anything to use.
>>12019345Thnx to anon, that recommended this , Tube
>>12032416This always makes me laugh because I have no idea how he cuts himself
>>12035817It's a turn of phrase you fucking faggot.
>>12026972French people are made of beef?
>>12036974do americans really?
>>12036857That looks grand. I'm gonna do it
>>12036225its not friedit doesn't count
>>12032888>>12032706This guy is Sam
>>12020888Oh... oh I hate this a lot.
>>12023335>that Teflon coating
>>12027708...? The whole point of Teflon is that it doesn't bond to stuff. So it flakes off and goes in your body where it... doesn't bond to stuff. It's like huffing argon.
>>12036974Sometimes you really wonder where it all went wrong
>>12019063What is that?
>>12032879You can build a house with that
>>12036705you're welcome anon, i watch that channel somewhat frequently to get my fix of mesmerizingly disgusting food atrocities. i am thankful for more webms so that we can all share the horror together.
>>12032901never heart of kito?
>>12039828you trick your body into thinking you're in the paleolithic era by avoiding candy
>>12039835you mean ketoand flour will fuck that up
>>12039828i really like this pic. it reminds me of sir reginald
>>12017319Name is BigBottomBehavior btw on
>>12039882thanks for the info, spellcheck, I appreciate it
>>12027617And we still don't know how he gets out without breaking all of the eggs
>>12040265He gets out through the eggsit.
>>12040265He moves the eggs
>>12029507>Reminder of what happens when you play defense with shitty youtubers like "Molly Vs Claire"
>>12040177not shown: skillet over flowing with bacon fat setting your oven on fire
Nutella is mainly shitty palm-oil and sugar.
>>12040628idk why people like nutella, its the worst hazelnut spread
>>12036716It was the heel of the knife.>>12032416The wood-blocks in the background are unsanitary.
>>12039935I'm not at all adverse to killing bugs, or using machinery in food prep but this is straight up horror movie shit
There is a disturbing lack of jack ITT
>>12040921i forget, what caused this to make interntimonal news again?
>>12040962obviously but wasnt their violence oe something that went along ith it? i really dont see howelse it would get australian news coveragea
>>12040976Intermarche supermarkets slashed the price of Nutella by 70 percent, bringing the price for a 950-gram tub down to the equivalent of 1.41 euros ($1.76). It previously retailed at 4.50 euros.
>>12039979he actually did the fucking numale face holy shit
>>12040628For some reason normies freaked out when they say this picture. Apparently it didn't click with a lot of retards that this chocolate spread is mostly sugar.
>>12036974that sorbet looked pretty good
>>12041514based spousal teamwork.makes me smile
>>12041821do they even taste good
2.1 M , Subs...thnx
>>12035625Couldn't she just step on it to break it?
>>12042440All current day scales are probably certified elephant proof, in order to prevent lawsuits over hurt feelings.
>>12040988What is it with the Chinese and buffets ? My parents were on a cruise last autumn and there were a handful of chinese passengers that acted like total savages, stacking several plates full of food on their tables and not even eating half or so. On the last day they goddamn filled their pockets with serrano ham from the breakfast buffet, I don't even...
>>12042666Communism, that's what.
>>12042666mainland chinese lack empathy and compassion. theyre taught to cheat and use any means to get ahead. when worded like that it sounds like im jewing them but thats their culture
>>12019240i don't think it worked. better try again.
>>12032879Its just a giant chicken nugget with ham and cheese in itWhy would you do that?
>>12035762I'd fuck it
>>12033034>americanyou fucking retard.
>>12042672I can't believe next season is going to be the last...
>>12043260It does feel weird, but it's probably a good time. There really isn't anything more to develop or do, so best to end on a high note while it's still good. It'll be interesting to see what the next generation will do.
>>12043276Personally, I thought that with Autism, GlimGlam, and Trixie moving to town, they were going to make a new mane 6 and switch most of the focus to them.
>>12035729>3 months of paid absence for work related injuries
>>12019272What gets me every time is how he puts the pot of eggs on the stove at the end. It's so surreal, almost cartoonish.
>>12043595When ayyy lmaos show up, I hope they dispatch me in a very similar manner.
>>12043896In what world does this make sense to make?
>>12043904Just shut up and enjoy your coconut
>>12043904It's coconut, what more do you want?
>>12043916I do not want a coconut.
>>12031674would love to cut his fingers off with kitchen shears
>>12043870I see a different pair of loins i'm interested in
>>12043543I like how all you have to do to be a kim impersonator is be fat and asian
>>12043929kale chips are a very easy way to guarantee you have enormous bowel movements
>>12044136hello yes i would like kale chips please and thank you
>>12017126pretty based desu
>>12023822>not finishing the pasta in the sauce__ _________ ______ __ ____?
>>12041107oh, those silly normies.
>>12044513sometimes i forget this is a normie board. i'm pretty sure it has the biggest female population out of all the boards
>>12043904>tourists want coconuts with 0 effort>machine sells them at $3 each>coconuts are dirt cheap>basically $3 profit for every coconut sold
>>12039935this kills the crab
>>12044637it really does, doesn't it?
>>12044594>normie board/ck/ is a niche and slow interest/hobby board. Normie boards are what people associate 4chan with because they have a constant influx of newfags, and which are beyond any effective moderation due to huge user bases. Namely /b/, /pol/, /v/, /tv/, /int/, and /wsg/ because that's mostly memes and shit.Porn and imagedump boards are just for porn and dumps, and all other interest and hobby boards attract mainly only those who are interested in the topic. /ck/ is no different.Also /ck/ quite probably aligns with general gender demographics of 4chan. /cgl/ is probably the board which has clearly the largest female population, and also the one where it's female majority.
>>12040912HOW DID HE CUT THE POTATO!?!?WHAT THE FUCK
>>12033161This has to be some kind of vore fetishist
>>12043041The two other co-hosts on Top Gear/Grand Tour make fun of him for being "American" all the time. So sorry anon, you're actually the retarded one.
>>12017110>They automated the fun part of cooking.>All the annoying preparations were already done.Who ok-ed this?
>>12044735For real. I'd have more fun in the kitchen if I had to do less prepping, and more actual cooking.
>>12044727You fucking idiot.
>>12041514>all that work will be gone after a few bitesIs it for a special occasion, or are these people just that dedicated?
>>12033161the cross section looks like a creampied anus.
>>12019269those are some chubby hands
>>12045076t. Amerilard who bawks at effort being put into cooking.
>>12045528Doesn't look so impressive when he keeps spilling half on the counter.>>12045607it's "balks"
requesting one of those disgusting webms of those mexican junk food carts that just pile garbage on top of doritos and shit
>>12045650>>12045654Should I make this with a 30 oz bag of doritos
>>12045677>jelly candies>fruit syrup
>>12045698the last surviving 2 members of an undiscovered tribe of gay vikings that know the secret of eternal life, Smok and Barl are approximately 430 and 500 years old respectively.
>>12045607Jesus Christ, raging autist, it was a normal question.Seek help.
>>12045771>500 yearsYou seem like quite the expert on Vikings.
>>12026618What was the point of this?
>>12045781Was that sugar or salt?
Get paid In FOOD.
>>12045817Says cane sugar on the box.
>>12045862I don't know why I asked because in hindsight both are just as bad.
>>12045781undiscovered tribes be like that my dude
>>12017107Biggers. They really are that stupid
>>12043918absolutely wild that this video led to pepsi bringing crystal pepsi backgod bless the beast
>>12045240Nothing about this looks appetizing.
>>12046100this triggers my mitrochondrions
>>12044952I don't watch top gear. Explain.
>>12045636I think he's calling you a chicken.
>>12045156>Correct way to eat pineapplewrong. not any and every pineapple can be eaten this way.
>>12042706You'd die trying
>>12036822holy fuck imagine fucking one of those
>>12023404Just yeet some broccoli on the plate at the end and we can pretend it's healthy
>>12028812All that effort just for a potato croissant with spinach inside
>>12046483hey its forgotten weapon