>"The regular, anon?"
>>11736695Not this time. Just your hand in marriage today, thanks.
>>11736695Make it two
>>11736697>"Would you like that with a large glass of milk, a-anon?"
>>11736697he said, tipping his fedora elegantly
>>11736699don't you mean>MAKE IT TWO!! YAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>>11736695>You got that right, sweet cheeks!>slaps her ass when she walks away>sips my morning joeKids today have no idea how to enjoy breakfast in a diner.
>>11736828And unsheathing the family katana.
>>11737056The M'lady was not just any blade, but a blade whose steel was tempered and folded over 10000 times in the furnaces of Mount Tojifushi
>>11736695Yup, two children's skulls filled with maggots and a side of human cheeks. And a chocolate milk, thanks.
>>11736695Can i have those pantyhose after you're done with them?
im a fan of that feeling , never really had it in a restaurant but a bar or some other places. It's nice when its from someone you wouldnt expect
>>11736695Sure... but when did you start working here?At the diner and bar I go to most often, the owners/lifers will tell the new kids what the regulars order when they walk in... presumably just to fuck with us. Even the old guard at least ask, some of the newbs just have a beer or coffee ready when I sit down, rattling off something like "Two eggs overeasy, back bacon, fried garlic mash and rye toast, right?", and then I feel like an ass for not knowing their names yet.
One pussy flavored hotdog please.
Tuna on white, no crust.
>>11736695I love regular ass girls like this
>>11736970That's 15 years now no jury
>>11736695Where's my tendies you vapid whore
>>11737535One of my goals in life is to find a resutrant I can frequent often, try all items on the menu and then have the usual whenever I walk in.
>>11737947Meh. It's overrated. I live in Northern Minnesota. There aren't too many restaurants around here, so the one we do go to knows us well. I'd prefer that they expand their menu or that another place would open.
>>11736695yep three 25 oz natty daddies, i'll see you tomorrow gas station clerk in the same pair of clothes i wore today
>>11737494>chocolate milkFuck you!!!
>>11736970Boomers were a fucking disaster.
>>11736695No, I'll have the usual.
>>11736699>make it two, eh?
>>11737912>Person who's worked there for years:"Hey [Anon], you look like hammered shit. Is it a pitcher kind of day?">Person who started that afternoon, whom my s/o has known and been training for approximately two hours:"Oh hi [Anon], [your girlfriend's] told me so much about you. It's nice to finally meet you. Here's your pint of Kilkenny. The Jamaican Drano wings will be right out."
Never in restaurant, but in more than a few taverns.
These fucking r9k threads, I swear..
>>11736695whats wrong with having a regular?
>>11736695I'll take a pound of nuts
>>11736970HEYHEY LADIES YOU ARE LOOKIN GOOD TONIGHT
>>11736699That is such an amazingly shitty recipe.
>wheres your girlfriend?>you should bring your friends>the usual? tfw
>>11742222Nice digits.You have a movie to stream.
>>11736695Either a Turkey Club with a side of chips and a pickle or a basket of chicken fingers, fries and mozzarella sticks and a sprite.> "We've got a 15 minute wait.. unless you want to sit at the bar?"Sure.
>>11742229no it's not, it's a proper lasagna.
>>11742270THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
>>11742302Its bland as fuck. If in going to eat something that unhealthy, there should at least be some amount of flavor.
>>11742308I need to watch it again actually. It's been years.What ever happened to Odenkirk anyway?
Diners like this exist in Stephen King novels and not really anywhere else. The ones that do exist irl are not cozy or fun places to visit.
>>11742222THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
>>11742337What's uncozy and unfun about them?
>>11742322were you there? do you know how it tastes?
>>11742396The staff doesn't give a fuck about you, they're usually black and/or on drugs. The food is bad. The other customers are poor and unhappy
>>11736697When I worked at Dunkin Donuts years ago some autistic dude used to say shit like this to me all the time.
>>11740448What’s wrong with u?
>>11736695>there's a little noodle shop i visit every day>it's always empty except for me>qt who works it with her grandmother knows all my favourite dishes>tip them more than the cost of the meal because of the exchange rate >I'm keeping the place in business>tfw my contract is up in 3 weeks
>>11736970based and boomerpilled
>>11736695Yep, a vegetarian omelette smothered in sausage gravy.
>>11742229>>11742322>expecting any less from a vice "chef"
>finally go to a place enough times that I have a 'usual'>it's a bar and my usual is a triple scotchFuck I shouldnt be like this at 19
>>11743221That depends, what did you usually order?
>>11743254Chocolate milk shake and a kiss.
>>11737908Because they're fucking rare now.
>>11742228Post the image
>>11742497Did you fuck him?
>>11742408The recipe is freely available on vices website. I followed it to the letter.
>>11736695Oh god. Every time this happens, I go there a few more times, then leave for about six months. Why can't everything be automated already. I hate talking to people I don't know.
>>11738005based and me 2 years agopilled
>>11736695"What do you mean? Have I been here before?"
>>11742228>>11743906this, could use a laff
>>11743963Fuck no, the dude was almost twice my age. After he told me he wanted me to have his babies I usually got someone else to deal with him while I did dishes or took out trash and recycling.
>>11738005all the clerks at my local sirckle kay grab my ciggies as soon as I walk in the door. it feels good
>>11736695Damn, she cute. I'd tip her 10 bucks
>>11736695Yeaaap2 eggs sunnyside 1 sausage 2 pancakesSome of yesterday's pie on the low cheap if possible?
>>11736695A peak of whats under that uniform with a side of pepper spray to the face please!
>>11743240I started going to this bar regularly and ordering the same thing. Eventually they started giving me "the usual" when I walked in before even asking me. One time I wanted to get something else but they already had my drink made and I didn't want to say anything to throw them off. Now if I want something other than my "usual" I have to go to another bar.
>>11744856Similar thing happens to me when the liquor store clerk sees me waiting in the parking lot before opening at 10 AM and when I walk in my bottle is already on the counter. Kind of eerie, really.
>>11744873>this fucking post
>>11742497>being literally gay
>>11744894as opposed to unliterally gay?
>>11744912>not being figuratively gay
>>11742270and a god damn link to post as well, the fuckin' hell? holla at ya boi
>>11744088You probably forgot the 2tbs of tomatoe paste he puts in there.
>order the same thing everyday>???>profit
>>11745780and this is the guy (white hat, fatty)
I have a regular. It's just the special. That way it's different every time, it's always great, and I'm always surprised.
>>11737446"What is it about you sword guys that you're always going on about how cool you think your swords are?!?!!"
>>11740448Over eager kidz
>>11737675No one likes the tuna