Just ate a rotisserie chicken and an 22oz lager for lunch. Name other manly lunches.
>>11577394>manly>lunchWhat kind of redneck idiot attaches masculinity to food?
>>11577540Found the numale that eats less than 200g of protein per day.
>>11577558Sorry, bubba, rednecks are too inconsequential to be insulting.
>>11577540Found the gay vegan>>11577570Perfect lunchtime beer to go with the mild flavor of chicken. I almost had enough time to make it to the Irish pub for a cheeky fry up and Guinness but sadly time didn't allow.
While behind the wheel, were you also driving at the time? That would also make it so masculine.
Did you really eat the whole chicken in one sitting? The sodium will dab on you pretty soon
>>11577645>you're not an unhealthy alcoholic, you must be gay and vegan!
>>11577650Parking lot its a stick shift woulda ran outta hands lol>>11577655Dietary sodium consumption has no link to eventual development of hypertension. It is a useful way to lower hypertension when you're older. I'm not even tripping over hypertension tho. Not sweating death dawg.
>>11577681>5% alcohol>an alcoholicYou're either a woman or a gay if that gets you drunk.
>>11577710Lol, this faggot just can't get other dudes dicks out of his mind. Just go suck one if the impulse is that strong, the only people that will care are your toothless friends and your cousin/girlfriend.
>>11577688I'm talking about bloat
>>11577728You're just gay actually, didn't even mention dicks. Dicks don't have nothing to do with how gay you are. You're probably more of the salad tossing type tho based on how much shit comes out your mouth.>>11577763Nah I don't really get bloated I am feeling a strong whiz coming on tho.
>>11577801Just come out of the closet if you're already letting other dudes piss on you.
>>11577394Lotta triggered coasties/Europeans in this thread. Keep up the good work OP.
>>11577394This hell of a dinner seems to match
>>11578242Close up of the sammich
>>11578248look at those fat sausage fingers
>>11577394hows depression treating you?
>>11577801O B S E S S E DBSESSED
>>11578242>>11578248You ate all of that yourself, didn't you?You worthless fat fuck. Eat a salad and go for a walk for fuck's sake. You are killing yourself.
At my fattest I'd run down to Wendy's and grab a baconator, add all veggies and condiments, large fries with two ranches and a BBQ to dip, and a 40oz of coke. Essentially my breakfast too even though I was waking up at like 2
>>11578248>this is who drinks KBS
>>11579154Based, redpilled, and high IQ (>150)
>>11577394Post your big fat gut.
>>11579007That looks like diarrhea.
>>11577394Who's couch you sleeping on lately?
>>11577688>eating a whole rotisserie chicken and drinking alcohol in a car>this is something to be proud ofFucking flyover
>>11579263That's a craft brew and organic chicken you fucking twink pleb.
>>11579271This does not make it less tragic, only more expensive.
>>11579279>tragicKek you make so many assumptions