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>>11574408
Good thread!
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>long line
>cashier cant scan item
>”do you know how much it costs?”
>2 bucks i think
>she looks at me like ”yeee right”
>calls her manager over
>manager helps her out
>it was 2,22
>it took four minutes extra
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>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
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>>11574762
i would have told her to shove it up her ass and to fuck off away from me you looney disrespectful cunt i am mad
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>produce worker *blocks your path*
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>>11574784
reeeee get out of the way

>>11574776
reeeee fuck off
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>work at hotel
>every time I check someone in ask them to sign a form saying they won't smoke or bring pets into the room
>"does my wife/husband/child/companion/etc. count as a pet?"
>hear this joke multiple times a day for 4 years
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>>11574819
get some ambition man, you literally olo
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>>11574408
maybe if you weren't fucking shit at your job, customers wouldn't be making fun of you. How hard is it to scan things. my librarian fucked off to being homeless or something I guess and I just scan my own barcodes now when I get my true crime erotica at the library and I've never once missed.
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>>11574822
I stopped working there at the end of last year, I don't know what the fuck "olo" means but it really made me want to kill myself towards the end and I'm glad I left.
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>>11574839
it's a funny way of calling someone a dick. the olo looks like a tiny penis.
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>>11574830
she cute
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>>11574776
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
>ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA. PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
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>>11574839
only..
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>>11574919
not even funny man, this shit happens evey day

>put it back down
>ASSISTANCE NEEDED
>3 other people need help first
>it was 25 cent bag of peanuts
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>>11574762
I work at Kroger and when this happens I always hand ring for 50 cents less what they say because who gives a fuck.
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>>11574919
>>11574929
Also, a lot of times this shit happens with marked down meat because the discounted bar code doesn't account for weight correctly.
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>>11574943
based, had a clerk charge me $2 for a big whole chicken because the price tag fell off. i'm sure it was you, definitely redpilled AND hansome!
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>>11574951
Don't think it was me but hell yeah I hansome.
Back on the topic of self checkouts, I fucking HATE working them but as always I'm best at it so get a shift or so a week doing it. Everytime I take the time to explain to customers how to work with the scale in the bagging area they're like, "no one ever told me before!"

By the way, I'm goddamm near 40 and worked 15 years in financial services before having mental breakdown from the cubicle. I'm happier than ever working as a grocery clerk and management knows they're lucky I'm there.
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>>11574965
absolutely based comfy career move poster. Hope you are married and have a son
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>be me
>work at wine and liquor store
>if parents come in with baby or really small child I ask to see the kid's ID before completing the transaction
>they always laugh
>do this for months
>mom with toddlet comes in
>ask to see toddler's ID
>mom thinks I'm serious and yells "are you fucking retarded?" at me
>stop making this joke
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>>11574981
based mom
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>>11574965
>Retail was an upgrade.
Jesus I had no idea financial was that bad.
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>>11574981
Should have deadpanned said "no" and waited for the ID.
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>>11574981
It was probably a midget teen in disguise. She got angry because she thought she had been caught out.
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>>11574919
>tfw I live in a non nigger area and you don't have to put items in the bagging area
It's great, they never turned on the scale feature.
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>>11575074
In my area they turned it off after two months because it was just a nuisance.
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>>11575077
>>11575077
checked and based
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>>11574777
Cringe but lucky
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>>11574762
When I was a cashier I'd lie and say it's more expensive then force the customer to either grab the tag or take a picture
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>>11574408
stupid dumb facebook scum
bet you even call it a "meme" for no fucking reason other than it's on the internet and it exists
dumb fuck
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
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>>11574408
Me buying more than 4 cans of beer

Cashier: Oh you having a party?
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>>11574943
you apparently do you beta piece of shit.
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>>11574981
Should have said no and not to feed alcohol to her toddler. Definitely an unhinged human who you don't have to sell alcohol to.
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>>11574919
family guy joke
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>>11575131
More like Kroger is too beta.
>"You have a $20 window on what the customer says an idem is, don't question them."
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>uhm hey, do you work here?
>clearly wearing uniform and name tag

>could you please check if you have any more of this in storage?
>no problem sir, just a minute
>come back
>customer is fucking gone

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A RECIEPT TO MAKE A RETURN?!?! GET ME A MANAGER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

the only thing that kept me sane was giving teens weird looks when they buy condoms like I dont sell hundreds of them a day
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>>11575055
unless you're in: the Middle East (especially UAE, Qatar) or (less so, but still) Spain, then finance is absolutely dreadful.

If you're not "on the beach" (which is 98% of the time) then the best working hours you will have is 9-7pm, after which you are still expected to be on-call. However, having a 9-7 workday would be incredibly lucky: more likely it will be 9-9pm, or even 11 or 12. This goes for most of the finance world, and especially the big names (Blackrock, Mckinsey, JP morgan, Goldman, etc)
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>used to work at a shop that sold paint of various colours
>mostly wall paints but also other kinds of industrial paints
>some of the paints were unique to the shop and created by the owners
>one of the paints was called 'Eye Sleep Yellow' and was modelled on the yellowish colour of the mucus that builds up in your eyes overnight
>all the customers just HAD to make fucking jokes about it especially to me because I look tired all the time
>'did they match the colour to your eyes sleepy?'
>'eye sleep yellow? it looks like you don't sleep all-white!' because I look tired
>'oh I think you have some of this under your eyes, is that for display?'
>constant fucking jokes about this shit all the time
>can't do anything to stop it
>tried removing all those paints from the shelf
>people complained because it was a really popular colour and they wanted it back
>had to put it back, people kept making jokes

fucking hate customer service jobs
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>>11575233
tl;dr version?
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>>11575131
Well honestly it does depend on the customer's 'disposition'*

*which can mean all types of shit not limited to race, looks and attitude.
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>Change comes out to some random amount between whole dollars
>Counting out change is literally what I do all day, it takes me five seconds
>Some old boomer fuck is on the other end of the till
>"Here, I think I have some change to make it quicker"
>Spends the next five minutes digging out and counting two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies
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>>11575251
It's not only to make it quicker. It also minimises the load in your pocket. But it is stupid to wait until the last minute instead of being prepared with your coins before it's time to pay.
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>>11575255
I understand them wanting to unload some of their spare change, but half the time they frame it like they're doing me a favor.
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>>11574981
>parents bringing their kids to a booze shop

what the actual fuck
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>>11575561
whats wrong with that?
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liked and favourited!!!
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>>11575561
Im not making an extra trip out for my bottom shelf rum and Im not leaving him in the car on the street with all the wierdos that hang around the liquor store
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>>11575570
You see, he's probably an Ameritard, where family life and culture doesn't integrate well into the late-capitalist society at large. If you're going into a booze shop, (in American) it's assumed that you're getting shitfaced with cheap booze or you're an alcoholic, and that the booze shop is located near a gas station, and it's run by brown people who barely speak your language. It's just a venue to exchange money for alcohol, nothing more.
He can't even imagine that there are wine and liquor stores that are family-friendly, with cozy interiors and smiley vendors, located just on Main street, a few blocks away from your kid's kindergarten. And they don't carry fireball.
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>>11575659
5 star post
couldn't have meme'd it better myself
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>>11574943
I flat out gave someone something because it didn't scan, did this plenty when I was a cashier for 3 weeks. Got switched to the positioned I was told I would be doing, cashiering sucks dick.
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>gas station graveyard shift
>county clerk is the real, actual Hitler so cant sell alcohol past a certain hour
>People leaving bars want 2 things on their way between downtown and the ghetto: buffalo chicken pizza and Old English
>Cant sell them Old English or I lose my job as the third assistant manager to the ghetto's most popular pizza and gasoline dispensary
>Most people grumble and shuffle out with their pizza
>Every now and then some asshat will throw trash at me
>Worth it for the 4 hours of the night where all I see is cops coming in for their free coffee
Something relaxing about mopping at 4 am and jerking off in the freezer
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>>11575759
I'm glad someone else enjoys the simple pleasures life has to offer.
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>>11575759
That sounds really nice. My brother used to work at an Esso back in the days (everyone seemed to be conveniently ill or had things to do at those times hence he got loaded with those sorts of shifts) always wondered what it's like.

>>11574408
>work at a restaurant
>hear customers chatting while I'm making food and stuff
>tfw you realize that most laughs sound discusting and you know hate the sound of children and laughter
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>>11574784
F U
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>>11575659
But the cheap booze is cheaper at the liquor warehouse than the corner store. Guess they don't have as much loss on it
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>>11575826
Cheap produce and cheap general merchandise is cheaper at hypermarket chains like Wall-mart, too.

I'd much rather pay a bit more so that my money, and the monies of people around me, circulate among people like me, who live near me, as opposed to getting sucked up and hoarded by billionaires, never to get re-inserted into the economy again. Cuz then we get the income inequality gap we have today, leading NEETS, unemployed college graduates and wageslaves committing suicide.

>and we pass the savings unto you!
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>mfw have to make small talk with the produce guys and pretend to care about their day
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>>11574408
Laugh at my jokes, wageslave.
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>>11575659
Good stores with friendly familiar staff exist in places that aren’t flyover shitholes.
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>>11576033
Bull in a china shop, but you'll just blame the parents like those pitbull owning faggots.
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>>11576048
What the hell are you saying.
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>tfw worked at a community college coffee shop
>expected it to be filled with annoying young adults and shit
>95% of the customers are pleasant to deal with, especially the professors

The other 5% are whiny girls or some autist trying to flirt with the female cashier.
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>>11576052
Anklebiters and expensive glass bottles don't mix.
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>>11575997
no thanks I'd rather have $1 lettuce
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>>11576058
American kids are just pieces of shit, normal kids don't randomly trash shops
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>>11576059
Well alright, I hope you enjoy your shitty lettuce and economic immobility!
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>>11576107
me have less money because me buy expensive lettuce

me doing good thing
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>>11575185
My guess is that you have a bunch of uppity business "men" whose mouths are writing checks their assess can't cash. Then it's up to the finance monkeys to make it all right and actually delivery on those promises.

I don't know what you did at financial service but it sounds awful.
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>>11574830
The issue isn't that they can't scan it; it's that its scanning bar doesn't function.
Either it's damaged or the SKU isn't in the database; unless the cashier knows the price by heart it's not happening.
I'm sorry you've never worked an actual job in your life and have zero empathy towards those that do.
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>>11576114
It's a way of organizing society, not really a value-judgment I'm making about an individual's spending habits. It's not that you're doing a bad thing for going to Wall-Mart, and I'm so good and mighty for buying locally. Cheaper prices ensures that consumers will spend their money there, I have no doubt about that.
It's more about how and where the money circulates. An economy is always healthier if the the money circulates among the masses, (from which that money usually comes) but with big corporations like Wall-Mart, most of the money that leaves your local community does not come back. The wages and benefits are absolutely abysmal, prices are kept extremely low to drive out competition from any local retailer, and they usually hire very few people, in comparison to the stores that it forces out of business. Being able to purchase material goods at cheaper prices isn't really a relevant issue today, but income inequality, and the abundance of wealth concentrated among very few people, and the death of Main street, and the economic immobility felt by the dwindling middle classes of the world, etc. etc. - that's all still majorly relevant in the 21st century.
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>>11575185
I work a lot in the wake of McKinsey projects, and holy fuck do they get paid for a load of crap!
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>>11574839
only live once
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>>11575077
well you imported them senpai
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>>11575233
kek
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>>11576170
>calling a cashier an actual jobby-job

yes, and your cat is your child and your apartment is a house! anything is possible with imagination
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>>11576149
Close, but not really. To be honest it's not really "awful," and the bosses aren't exactly "terrible." Your clients are mostly not terrible either. (Altho terrible bosses and clients do exist, but it's not like you're in retail and you're dealing with an angry fat mom for why her expired coupons don't work)
It's just the grind that grinds you down really. You become a machine at what you do, and you become proud of that, but you also realize that even if you got better at modeling, that wouldn't make you successful. You have to read a lot of books. And you definitely have to be reading 1.general financial news 2.financial news specific to your sector 3.financial news specific to the strategy. Everyday - no exceptions. And you also realize you have to build a wide network of people, with diverse backgrounds (all pertaining to business though) which is a lot easier if you're rich.

It's just a lot, and it's a lot every single day. It's a lot of money too that I'm saving, but I've given up hopes of becoming a successful businessman. It's your whole life, it's just not worth
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>>11575233
just wipe the fucking crud out of your eyes, dude. like how hard is it.
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>>11575806
Based produce guy
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>>11575158
>uhm hey, do you work here?
>clearly wearing uniform and name tag

Those people have had at least one situation where they assumed someone was an employee and asked them a question only to realize they were talking to some random person
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>>11575233
It's not just customer service jobs, anon. Every job where you deal with the public is like that. For example, I'm a lawyer and I get asked "so, have you read all these books?" from people in my office at least once per week. I'm 90% certain you've made stupid jokes like that yourself to someone who was working and haven't realized it.
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>>11576575
I mean sure if you run into a regular guy with a blue polo shirt in Best Buy you might ask. But a guy with an outfit with the logos on it, nametag and a radio?
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>How come your price for X is higher than Walmart's price?

I don't fucking know. Why would a cashier or store associate know why the manufacturer decided to sell their product as a higher margin to a particular company or franchise or why the executives of a franchise decided on a larger margin?
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>>11576591
https://youtu.be/A-g4KPsf4S4
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>>11576341
What the fuck happened here
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>"Oh wow, your department is so clean!"
>"I was just here yesterday and it didn't look at all like this."
>I'm just putting away things, ma'am.
>"Well, I hope they keep you, because I can actually find what I am looking for."

Fucking hate it.
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>>11575997
Walmarts produce and meat is fucking inedible. All they are good for is processed food.
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>>11574819
Is this image from Hellraiser?
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>>11576704
Kohls was my first job and the best one I ever had. You just scan and bag while talking, walk around picking stuff up and talking with girls you work with, or my personal favorite- unloading the truck. I used to stick a boom box on the uboat trolly and play 2pac while putting away the ninja blenders.

Fuck shoes and fuck indian people though. Also, working at a department store gets you laid.
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>>11575140
Do you think every joke ever told has come from Family Guy?
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>>11574839
I was thinking he calling you old
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>>11576732
The family guy writing staff are notorious joke thieves.
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>Go to local Fred Meyer.
>Everything looks like ass, all the produce is walmart tier or just rotten.
>"Our produce is fresh and local" sign right above it, like EA made the department.
>Can't find anything and asking employees is impossible because the retards on the floor are too busy trying to find shit themselves for online orders.
>And they don't know where anything is either so they are just walking around lost.
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>>11576692
The pressure cooker popped
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>>11576741
Were they cooking for a marathon?
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>>11576746
Shit """""joke""""". Leave now.
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>>11576353
shit dog if that ain't a job what is?
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>>11576757
I ate too many chick peas... now I falafel.
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>>11576353
Everyone should have to be a waiter or cashier for a year so they can lean how not to be a chode.
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>>11576741
Holy shit didn't even see the ceiling. Reminds me of the time my brother almost killed me in a similar manner. Our lid never got stuck in the ceiling but there's a permanent marker there
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>>11576770
I've met plenty of cashiers and wagetresses that have been at their job for at least a year, and they are still whiny losers. I don't think your plan would have the result you desire.

Military service would be better, it would teach them just how pathetically easy it is to be a cashier, and illuminate them to why people look down at it. But when cashiering is the hardest job you ever done, you think it's the hardest job.
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>>11576791
>A wagestress in the military.
So you want her to learn how to blow her way t the top?
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>>11576731
>Also, working at a department store gets you laid
Elaborate.
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>>11576809
i don't care what waitresses do
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>>11575158
>Go to gas station to pick up rubbers
>Based 50 year old guy working register
>Rings me up, I wish him a good evening
>"Looks like yours will be better than mine"
>Kek heartily

>Go to booty calls place and bust in her raw anyway
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>>11574819
I know that feel. NPCs have the same dialoge options, it's unreal how I hear the same bullshit over and over in the exact same manner too.
>work at retail store
>get tasked with getting carts
>ride around in a cart getter vehicle
>HAY CAN I HAVE A RIDE?
I hear this 7-10 times in a 3 hour period.
I used to love volunteering to get carts because it was a break to go outside, but im autistic as fuck and that pisses me off so bad I stopped going out there.
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>start a part time server job in Boomerville
>Eventually go to collage and work at a different place 10 minutes from the 3rd roughest ghetto in the state

This is how you become racist.
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>>11576546
Based produce Chad vs the virgin freezer hermit
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>>11576732
>>11576735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mzRiwhHcGY
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>>11576866
>Eventually go to collage
I'm guessing that didn't work out too well for you?
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>>11574852
But the balls are huge tho
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>>11575659
good post
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>>11576894
tippety top
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>>11576704
>hello you are a valueable employee thank you
>DONT TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>do you have any more of this in stock?
>go in back room
>Drink the rest of my coffee
>chat with coworkers
>nah we don't have any more
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>>11576811
i put the benis in the vagen
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>>11574776
These things cost jobs. I avoid them on principle.
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>>11574776
The key to avoiding this is only scanning half your items
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>>11576986
I did this so many times. Customers would ask if we were out of something, and I'd say yes. They'd ask me to check in the back anyway. Perfect opportunity to go take a shit.
>>11576353
Any job that involves interacting with another human being is more work than it's worth. I'm glad I'm not in retail anymore. It made a misanthrope out of me.
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>>11576811
You're 19 or 20 and working with a bunch of girls who are 19 or 20. Then you flirt all the time and develop sexual tension. Then you invite that one to a party and fuck her.
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>>11574919
Feels good living in Switzerland where people arn't thieving faggots and self checkouts are basically entirely based on trust
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>Cashier is slow as fuck
>Talking and joking around
>Line is getting longer
>Feel like telling him to get the fuck of the register because I KNOW I’m faster than him
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>>11574981
I do this too. If they did that to me I’d tell them to fuck off. Feels good to be the manager
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>buying bags of chip and pop because I'm a fat shit
>Cashier: "Oh, are you throwing a party or something?"
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>>11577165
By alternating?
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>>11576716
Yes I watched them all for the first time like a week ago
Stop after the second
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>>11577311
sad
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>>11577311
>when they ask this when you're buying a bunch of booze
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>what can I help you find?
HUE HUE HUE HOW ABOUT THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS?
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>>11574408
>went for groceries with my gf
>got a lil bit of food and a lot of beer
>get to the cashier
>gf goes ahead and start putting the beer in bags to save time
>accidentally drops a beer
>jokingly tells her to be careful cause that's the most important thing we're buying today
>cashier says "the most important thing is God, you know?"

I wasn't even mad
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>go to self checkout
>just steal like a third of my items
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>>11577398
>good thing we're not buying god, right?

Fucking cr*nte scum
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>>11577392
I thought this was a joke till I worked in retail awhile back and started actually hearing it every few days.
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>work at bowling alley
>"do I really have to wear the bowling shoes :("
I know it's not a joke but fuck
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>>11574408
LMAO THE NUMBER OF ACTUAL TIMES I'VE FUCKING HEARD THAT ONE
Really tho
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>>11574776
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11574776
>>11574919
I never get those announcements.
Recently I have had trouble with coupons, some not being approved.
Some stores need more effort to take gift cards at self-checkout, they'll scan but need approval.
When I was nearly broke, they were great to round up coins and dump $10 worth in.
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>Why don’t you have [insert obscure product] I thought you guys have everything?
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>>11574762
retail man myself, same. they said it was in the clearance aisle? fuck it it was in the clearance aisle.

unless its someone who is legitimately trying to get away with something, then its different. but why would i either call someone for a price check or walk to where they got it from for a negligible price difference thats not worth my time?
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>>11577392
If the purge ever happens those in customer service will lay waste to humanity and I don't blame them
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>>11576033
>Good stores with friendly familiar staff exist in places that aren’t flyover shitholes.
Other way around, friend. White, tightly-knit "flyover shitholes" are the only place those exist, its the nigger-infested costal NPC hives that are the problem. Small town, White, flyover America is love.
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>>11576645
Maybe they assume stolen Walmart valor is a thing.
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>>11576978
Unfortunately that's what social anxiety/autism is like. Any attention is bad attention. I understand normies think they're being nice and helpful, but everything they try to do to be outgoing and considerate just makes things worse. Being an autist is suffering.
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>>11577295
Walgreens slave reporting in here
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
they make my job so hard because I have to drop my shit to serve like two customers that coulda been outta there if the cashier just let the customers leave
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>>11577604
I don't even think it's that
I just fucking hate customers they're just walking problems
It's okay if they ask where something is or to unlock something but that's it
the best thing they can do is just buy they're shit and leave don't fucking talk to me let me do my job
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>>11577329
Haven't seen the others, but the first is excellent. And it was Clive Barker's debut directorial. He really had some potential talent if he'd kept directing.
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>>11574408
Cry more wagie
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>>11577519
Having lived in both, your full of shit. The actual well-off neighborhoods of economically productive cities tend to be very friendly. There are friendly people in the middle American small white town I grew up with but it wasn’t a friendly place.
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>>11576016
>mfw have to make small talk with the customers and pretend to care about their day
No one can win
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>>11575659
DUDE BEER LMAO
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>>11574830
>>>>>>>>/lit/
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>go to subway
>order sub
>pay with debit
>doesn't go through
>try again
>not paying attention
>sub guy says thanks
>assume in went through
>getting my drink
>sub guy walks over to me
>*whispers* you know that didn't go through right?
>walks away with a look on his face like I'm an idiot or something that wasn't appreciative of him giving me food
>stand there for a second confused
>walk out the door
>really wanted to tell him to go fuck himself
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>>11574830
>I've never once missed
huh
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>>11578028
>Receives free food
>"What, you expect me to thank you? Fuck off wageslave."
You're an asshole, buddy
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>>11578064
He didn't even tell me it didn't go through the second time. I wouldn't have accepted it if my card didn't go through, and I'm supposed to be appreciative of some kind of charity I didn't ask for? Fuck you faggot, I'll shit on you.
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>Have to close on 4th of July
>Died down after 5, just me and the cashier there
>Couple of drunk guys come in for a couple 30 packs of coors light
>One of them drunkenly offers to buy me and the cashier a six pack
>Cashier’s about to turn them down
>Interupt and ask them to get us a four pack of Two Hearted Ale
>The two of us crush the beers in the back after we close the store

This is how you should thank people for working on holiday’s. Your “appreciate you working” means nothing to me
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>>11578064
It was a nice gesture until he got bitchy about it.
Like those assholes who film themselves giving a dollar to a bum. We all know they're not doing that because they're good people.
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>>11578076
based and cozypilled
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>work in convenience store/gas station
>the people that leave shit on the counter and proceed to just continue to shop
>it's always at least like 5 items that I have to work around while the line is moving
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>worked at a grocery store
>something wouldn't scan properly
>would just give it to the customer
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>>11576033
Are you implying that store workers are friendlier in crowded, nigger-infested cities than in 99% white man country?
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>>11577604
Ten plus years of retail seems to have broken my autism, hell I usually end up being the guy on the intercom belting out sales pitches now.
>Yet I still post here.
Okay, still pretty fucking autistic.
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>>11577002
>I'm making a difference mom!
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>>11577002
>cares about people's jobs
>probably shops at walmart
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>>11576355
yeah! it's actually the blacks and jews fault! why do they keep trying to keep us down bros?
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>>11576847
"ride around in a cart getting vehicle"
what
is this an american thing?
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>>11578202
cities are cesspools. I wonder how long the flyover meme is going to last. after a while, the cities like jew york and chimpcongo will be void of any whites and resemble 3rd world countries. then people will be openly jealous of "fly over" America thats still safe and people still speak English.
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>they start complaining to you about the reception
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>>11578617

Canadafag. In some bigname, big-property stores I've seen little zamboni-looking thing pulling around huge trails of carts.
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>>11574981
I went to the local walmart with my dad, they wouldn't let him pay for rum because I didn't have my ID on me. He was pissed he had to go somewhere else to buy rum, we don't have a liquor store here or anything. Bigger walmarts don't seem to have that problem.

I'm 28.
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>>11574408
>be me, use cell phone daily but never check voicemail because I tell everyone to text instead
>checking out at grocery store one day
>apparently cashier never ran my card
>didn't even know this because I got a receipt and walked out
>move a couple months after this for work
>voicemail is full half a year after they messed up
>go through messages to see what I missed
>three voicemails from them
>didn't recognize the area code when they called
>all calling about how I have to go back and pay for the groceries
well that's not really my fault
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>>11577239
I wish I could enjoy the delights of a human nation, instead of the shithole I live in
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>>11578078
Link to video?
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>>11574408
>wandering around grocery store in the afternoon drunk
>some random woman asks me if I know where something is
Bruh
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>>11575237
He's a crybaby faggot bitch
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>>11578792
When I wrote this I honestly believed those videos wouldn't really exist. But now I've done a quick search to make sure, and feel a little sick.
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>>11578623
it will last forever, the leftist parasites will just flee the cities and infest other places like an ever growing plague, importing the very thing they fled from on repeat forever, until everything turns to shitty kebab places and brown people hives
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>>11578663
How did you get a receipt if you didn't pay? And how did they get your number?
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>>11577228
Fake and gay.
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>>11575659
That reminds me, I went to a local BevMo recently to buy some Puma Kola.
>Standing in line
>Guy behind me is right up my ass
>mumbles something towards me
>ask him "what?"
>turns out he's talking to his wife/mistress who's drunk as hell
>gives me a death glare for assuming he would ever deign to talk to me
>pay for my shit, the guy's looking over my shoulders to try and see my pin
I fucking hate people who drink beer, and I wish they sold that soda literally anywhere else.
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>work at lowe's as the electrical pro
>Christmas time
>countless customers ask me if we carry a male to male adapter for their string lights
>try to explain why they're illegal and how dangerous they are
>"so I have to redo my lights?! thanks a lot!!!!"
you're welcome and fuck you.
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>>11574762
>at Asian supermarket
>see some weeb shit limited edition frozen yogurt thing with some pixiv art contest winners on it
>I buy one of each
>go to cashier
>she can't scan the item and has to call a young chink grocery clerk to look for the item price
>I'm trying my best to keep calm and look at my phone the entire time
I was hoping to take 20-30 seconds at most but it ended up taking like 5 minutes cause the item wasnt properly registered to the cash register system or some stupid shit
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>>11575077
>>>4chan.org

keep your filthy mouth off of my special grayon eating board
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>cashier: do you need a bag?
>55 year old bloke: nah I've already got one at home lmaaaaao
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>>11574819
Same here.
>10 years
;_;
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>>11575659
This just makes me wish I lived in a shittier area. I don't want to have to make smalltalk or feel judged.
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>>11579011
>a male to male adapter
So like, an extension cable?
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>>11579337
Extension cable with the same type of plug on both ends.
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>>11574830
Who is this semen demon
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>>11574965
Whatever floats your boat
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>>11579343
Why are those illegal? Explain it to me.
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>>11579356
1. if it is plugged in the other end has exposed electrodes which can shock you or start fires.
2. idiots use them to steal electricity or inappropriately power circuits by jumping a live line to a dead line (rednecks power their trailer by linking a generator to a socket. but it causes fires because typical cables are rated to maybe 10A and the draw of a home poses a fire risk.
3. You cause serious damage if you jump two live sockets.
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>>11576200
Same thing but Accenture.
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>>11576791
>>11576353
I don't get why this anime guy is being condescending when it's clear he has never had a real job in his life. Okay, I know why he's being condescending, because it's a loser who probably has a personality disorder. But does he think it isn't obvious he is fucked up and pretending?
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>doing landscape work
>peds come by, "oh can you come do my house next haha?"
Thankfully I'm not in landscaping anymore but this was the equivalent for me, heard it at least one or twice a day
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>Customer tries to talk with you about the weather
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>>11574819
>not giving them the bertstare and saying yes and so that requires the $25 dollar pet deposit

last time they tell that joke.
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>>11574784
I'll do what I want nigger or you're not getting your fresh fruits and veggies
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>>11578623
>cities becoming more productive
>rural and small town areas falling further behind every day

Don’t hold your breath, Cletus.
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>>11579533
>no stars at night
>loud at all times of the day
>stink in the air at all times
>homeless people
>always bright
>people just standing in the street doing nothing

huh, well i will stick with living in the small towns.
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>>11574408
>work night shift at grocery
>have only 3 hours of work with customers in store
>don't even wear a uniform so barely any of them ask me questions
>as soon as store closes put in earphones and zone out

third shift best shift, as far as retail goes
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>>11579541
This, what is increased productivity anyways except for a reason to work wageslaves more? I could go without a lot of effiiciencies as long as it meant less work.
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>>11579548
That's a cute frog
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>>11579011
>>11579367
it relieves me that those people are too stupid to make their own with a pair of pliers
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>>11579635
They have probably tried and electrocuted themselves.
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>>11579508
Imagine making threats like this about one of the most expendable positions in the world. Jose over there will kindly move over without hesitation.
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>>11579661
Too bad President Trump is keeping him on the other side of the border where he belongs, cuck.
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>>11576784
>Our lid never got stuck in the ceiling but there's a permanent marker there

Well, why don't you take it down from there?
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>checking $100 bill under register blacklight
>"Oh yeah I just made it"
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>>11580000
you should unironically refuse it and IDs too if they say that as in the eyes of the law; they have admitted it fake as to accept it anyway puts you at risk for jail time
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>>11579384
>implying cashier is a real job

real pathetic
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>work at a bar
>90% of people pay by card
>sometimes go on auto-pilot while serving a lot of customers and automatically set up the card machine for a purchase, regardless if they're paying cash
>often do this especially when I'm tired
>if the person paying cash is a guy over the age of 35 they'll with almost 100% certainty say something like "bet you forgot this stuff existed" or "you still accept this right", with a big fucking smirk on your face
I don't know why all men over 35 find this so funny, but it gets tiring.
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>>11579548
I don't want to be one of those people, but working at a grocery store isn't real retail.
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>>11575158
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A RECEIPT TO MAKE A RETURN
Most stores don't require it these days.
The major stores in my area (Kroger, Walmart, Safeway) can look up the purchase on the card you used, or can do a return for store credit.

They can also cross-check when the item you're trying to return was last purchased from that store. (Oh, this thing you're trying to return? Well the last time one was sold here was 6 months ago and the return period is 3 months maximum, so.. maybe you got it at a different store?)
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>>11577228
Life isn't a 90s teen comedy
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>>11579011
>male to male
>try to explain why they're illegal
but it's 2018
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>>11580000
I wish we were allowed to kill like one customer a month
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>>11580152
for you, youve got that 40 Year Old Virgin life
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>>11580166
redpilled
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>>11580110
So, who really gives a shit?
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>>11577413
GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T JUST DROP HIM ON THE FLOOR
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>>11577398
no it isn't
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>went to buy some snaks
>cute cashier
>struggles to scan a bag of chips
>I let out a little chuckle
>she also smiles and let out a little chuckle
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>>11580317
>I came and farted at the same time
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>>11580317
>put my hand on hers and say "here let me show you
>move her hand over the scanner
>keep holding her hand as I move to bag the item
>bend over the counter and kiss her
>she's so flustered she doesn't notice me leave without paying
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>>11580317
>I'm the manager in the back changing the intensity of the vibrator in her fanny with the remote
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>>11580323
>>11580335
>>11580336
Degenerates
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>>11580166
checked and underrated
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>>11579367
>it's just 120 volts, what harm could it do?!
a customer just expressed this to me.
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>>11576894
Ebin.
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>>11580225

*drops crucifix*
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>>11580048
Unironically this.
If someone does this or makes a joke about for example hurting someone while buing stuff like a tool or rope etc. you can refuse service.
Not sure about risking jailtime tho, that may be exaggerated.
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>>11574981
Some places here in the UK refuse to sell adults alcohol even if they have ID if theyre with minors, like mothers and fathers are stopped from buying wine or beer when they go to buy food because they have their kids with them, i wish i was making this up...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6286181/Lidl-staff-refuse-sell-middle-aged-couple-gin-shopping-daughters.html

https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/what-your-rights-buying-alcohol-9746267
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>>11580000
Checked

>>11580048
If you're worked at the cash register and someone shows you a homemade bill your blacklight can't tell is fake you should go into business with him. The State is not going to give a big reward for snitching.

>>11574408
I have heard that one probably a thousand times when I was younger and worked retail.
Something I've noticed when I go shopping now; the kid at the register doesn't know what to do if I give them change so I can have more even money back.
I.e. if the price of something is 17 bucks I might give them a 20 and two 1s because I want a fiver back. They just leave the ones in the cointray and look at me like I'm a fucking idiot. I hate this.
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>>11579367
People with generators make these all the time so that they can connect the generator to a dryer receptacle and back-feed the house. This is how people die from either electrocution, carbon monoxide poisoning (running the generator in the garage), or smoke inhalation from burning down the fucking house. Also, backfeeding is dangerous to the utility workers.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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>Customer wants to return 5 cases of wine they bought for a wedding
>"Sorry I can't return this, it's against state law to turn for over purchases. I can do an exchange though"
>They don't believe me
>"It says here on the receipt that you can do returns within 7 days"
>Print out a copy of the law
>"It says you can make the return if it's all spoiled. This is spoiled"
>"You already told me you over purchased, sir"
>"This is bullshit, I'm never shopping here again"

With 5 cases of win he won't need to shop for wine ever again, fucking geriatric boomer
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>>11580622
>With 5 cases of win he won't need to shop for wine ever again
You're new here, aren't you?
Also, I had no idea the Land of the Free had a law like that. Even in Denmark you can return unopened wine from parties. It's pretty common to make an agreement about it with the store so you can buy plenty and not risk running out.
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>>11580624
>You're new here, aren't you?
No, also not everyone is a raging alcoholic. I'm in Cali, I don't know why the law is a thing, but I do enjoy the schadenfreude from idiots trying to return shit when we fucking told them they can't do it when they bought the stuff
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>>11580624
>It's pretty common to make an agreement about it with the store so you can buy plenty and not risk running out.

That's how to do it in the US, if you're not a complete maroon. When I dabbled in catering, I'd put a deposit down for 110% of what I conservatively thought I'd use, with the agreement that I could return up to 20% of what I bought. It's about a 45-second conversation with the owner/manager of the shop. Of course, I was spending about $10K/month with the same shop, just for the business.
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>worked in a supermarket
>that middle-aged man who would always chuckle to himself and ask "what's the damage" as he took out his wallet
>that cashier who would always say "thanking you" instead of thank you. every time
>that other cashier who'd been there 30 years and was telling me how when he'd been to Japan you could really see the legacy that British rule had
>old ladies who were autistic about the order you scan their shopping
>people who get angry at how much things cost. I do not care, i am being paid minimum wage, fuck off
>"oh it must be free then haha"
>people not understanding that something needs to be scanned for inventory purposes. I know how much the items cost but I still need a barcode to scan it
>people asking me for discount because of broken packaging
>people asking me for where things are, would send them to a random isle because how am I meant to know where it is
> kids misbehaving and adults telling them to shut the fuck up. This was my favourite. What chance do these poor kids have with such shit parenting?
>that one coworker who was a union-rep. Acted really nice then became very hostile when i said i didnt want to pay in my some of my wages because i was only working that summer


Not the worst job, pretty easy. A lot of bullshit though
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>I just came in for a few things
>never have kids haha
>do you have your rewards card?
>never leave home without it haha
>do you have your rewards card?
>makes up some excuse for why they dont have one even though they could just ask for the one we're required to put in for everyone
>that one guy who always tells you dad jokes with really long set ups
>that one couple that always fights and yells at their kid who cries until they eventually buy him the candy he's crying about
>ask if you can have your paycheck
>no haha
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>that one customer that does Norm MacDonald's entire give the frog a loan joke even though the transaction was over two minutes ago
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>be dollar store cashier
>item has no tag
>"Excuse me while I go find one with a tag."
>customer yells "It's a dollar!"
>walk away while customer reeee's from being held up
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>work as a bartender
>wow you must get to drink for free huh
>wow, nice set up, where can I apply?
>just two more, I gotta drive home
>hey, uh, can you make this special thing? I don’t know the name but I know what it tastes like
>thanks but, actually, can I reopen my tab?
>girlfriend crying loudly while boyfriend gives me an angry, quasi-apologetic look.
>a Pilsner is a lager
>there are two types of beer: ale and lager
>I’m a lager guy, what do I want?
>I’m looking for an IPA

Being a bartender is, essentially, making small-talk with retards all day long. Still, you get to meet some really cool people after a while.
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>>11577197
>>11576986
This is why >>11575158 happens.
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>Customer needs help choosing between stuff
>Spend like 10 minutes with them
>They don’t buy anything you recommend
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>>11574819
>Worked at a company that catered events
>Would run hors d'oeuvres at all of them
>You always have the guy saying "AH MY FRIEND IS BACK"
>The creepy group wanting you to stay longer
>The women hitting on you infront of their husbands. Not hot milfs either, we're talking tacky dressed hamplanets
>The stupid fucking questions they ask that I couldn't possibly know about
I think it would have been enjoyable if it wasn't the above x10 at least for every single one for about a year.
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>>11579221
Classic.
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>>11580741
>Be me when I was an unemployed fag
>Sell appliances at Sears
>Spent 2 hours with Mr Shumway (his real name) selecting a washer and dryer. Agonizing.
>Eventually buys a set that totals up to ~1700.
>My commission is 8% because I already hit my $50K target/quota for the month.
>Worth it, sort of.

The next day...
>Shumway cancels the order

Fuck-nut. Anyway, that was the worst two months of my working life. Fucked a coworker, though. She was fun!
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>>11580624
>>11580630
California is barely America
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>>11580606
>go into Wendy's or pizzeria or any other random food place
>"Hi how are you?"
>"I'm doing alright, Anon. How are you today?"
>"Hungry."
>they chuckle a little
>feel like I was just being amicable, especially if I go right after some grouchy mute with a huge, nitpicky order
>come to this thread
>find out I was just being unoriginal and probably annoying

O-oh.
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>>11580929
I don't know why I linked that, sorry.
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>>11575233
Work paint as well have had 3 people in the past week try and return mixed paint because they didnt like how the color looked in their house. We have a no return policy on mixed paint. They dont like that answer. They start telling me it's my fault for it not coming out how they wanted. They always try to pull shit. Still better than working in a short staffed restaurant tho.
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>>11580647
>"what's the damage"
This gets a free pass because it was in Ulysses and Joyce is flawless.
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>>11574408
What does this have to do with food and cooking?
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>>11580824
>Not milfs.
You must have worked for a shitty company.
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>>11578479
I don't, and I don't think anyone is bad for using them either.
>>11578562
I care more about people having jobs, even shitty ones, than some billionaire CEO buying another diamond studded cock ring with the money he saved by firing people. It's not like they'll lower their prices.
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>>11579533
small towns are growing rapidly idk what you mean. but what
>>11579541
and
>>11578835
said as well. fuck leftists, jews, niggers, and jannies
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>>11580854
get a load of this faggot
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>>11577398
based wholesome cashier.
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>>11576986
>Do you have any more of item in back?
>tell them we haven't got a truck in yet
>truck came in that morning or day before
>stockroom door is wide open and you can see the piles of inventory we got in
>they accept my answer and walk away
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>>11581246
>Customer asks for beer
>Say we don’t carry beer as a joke
>We’re standing in front of a big display for beer
>Next to the beer isle
>They looks really sad and start to walk away
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>>11581805
he must have been all ready shitface drunk
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>>11577472
The function is now disabled in most places.
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>>11579452
why not say yes for an extremely high price
if they say no, they fuck off
if they say yes, you get a nice amount of money
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>>11580854
LOL
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>>11574762
>I go to buy a dosa snus
>cashier asks how much its costs
>about 50 I think
>you think? alrigth lets say 40
>wat.png
>have a good day
>uhhh thanks, you to

literally never been so confused in my life
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>>11575185
Anon, I'm about to take CFA. I've been a programmer for a decade, is finance really that bad? I was hoping to break into a private equity group
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>>11575233
This sounds horrible. I'm glad I live in New England where nobody wants talk to anyone any more than they have to.
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>if it was a snake, it would've bit me!
yes, you're fucking blind.
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>Cashier: don't fucking talk to me, interact with me, or look at me you FUCKING SHITLORD
>Customer: Oh, okay.
>Customer: *supports cashiers being replaced with cheap robots*
>Cashier: NO NOT LIKE THAT, WHAT WILL I AND TYRONE'S FIVE KIDS DO WITHOUT MY WAGES?! REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>11582386
Veeeeeeery interesting. This merits further study
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>>11575158
>uhm hey, do you work here?
>clearly wearing uniform and name tag
I'm just using this as an opener to get you to look at me before I ask you my actual question, you fucking coon.
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>>11582402
>hey uh are you alive
>okay good, here’s my question
You don’t need an opener, retard.
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>>11579548
have the same thing as you brah, only 3 hours with the krustomers, no uniform and they don't bother me, blast podcasts and get drunk in the dairy cooler while stockin. It's the comfiest shift but it's made me an alchie desu. Which is compounded by the fact that I'm not the only one by a long shot. I have no clue how that store is still standing.
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>>11582386
The plot twist is that the customer is a cheap robot
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>>11574919
The best is when they got the kid with downs managing the self checkout system
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>>11574776
Maybe because I was a cashier or maybe they are more intuitive over here, but I've NEVER had a problem with this, hell it's actually been my first option since I can scan 12 items in 6 seconds and be done paying before I blink.
What's best is that it doesn't ask me for some bullshit premium card, fuck that.
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>>11574830
Customers say this if the item doesn't even have the barcode on it, or if it's scratched and dirty or unscannable
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>>11582631
The only people who have trouble with that are legit boomers
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I think I read this in one of these threads but it bears repeating. If you treat working in retail like a video game, the customers as NPCs (which they actually are) programmed to annoy you, and avoiding stupidity from said NPCs to be the end goal of tge game, rather than treating the stupidity as an obstacle in front of your goal, you will have a much better experience with being a retailcuck.
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>>11582691
thats how I treat my entire life to be desu
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>>11576770
this desu
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>>11574776
Looks so creepy in white, damn. Like a medical or security machine.
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>>11575060
>>11574981
This, anon. Come back at it with full force, refuse to ring up their shit until they provide ID for that fucker, they shouldn't be in there
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>>11580569
Literally why would anyone give a shit?
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>>11581805
>>They looks really sad and start to walk away
This got me
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>>11577363
I like to be brutally honest just for the lols
>No, I'm just an alcoholic
>Yea, a party with myself
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>>11580335
I used to work retail and my coworker and I would try to be super gay all the time

>stocking frozen
>he comes over and puts his coat on me
>laugh

>he's having trouble cutting open a box
>grab his hand and guide the box opener for him

It was pretty kino desu, made working at that shit hole fun
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>>11575158
Buying condoms is one of those things that get easier every time you do it
Now I’m just like bleach, nails, condom, bananas and crackers and you realize nobody is judging you
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>>11580167
Honestly just, like, shit talk them really.
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>>11574776
>weigh your LARGE NAVAL ORANGES
as I place my filtes on the scale
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>>11578663
>Go to home depot
>Buy a bunch of crap AND 2 10 gallon jugs of paint.
>Jugs are in second cart.
>Tell the cashier to include those.
>'No problem!'
>Doesnt include them
>'Have a nice day!'
And that's how I got almost $400 in free paint
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>>11583030
Yes, us alcoholics don't need kids in our juice store, to remind us we are perpetual life failures.
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>>11583277
You know you're not fooling anyone, right, gayboy?
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>>11574762
Dont bully serviceslaves, they are abused.
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>>11574777
Upper management will terminate a cashier for a few cents, I think you need to be a little more empathetic and a lot less neurotic.
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>>11574981
God, people have the uglyness.
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>>11583610
This, to be honest.
I worked retail while I was in school. Aldi in Denmark specifically.
They worked us like dogs for minimum wage. I make a point of being really nice to those poor bastards now.

>>11583616
One time in a different Aldi store, they fired all the employees at once for drinking on the job.
It was December 31st and they had closed the store at 4 PM. Boss pays for and opens one bottle of Champagne and pours a small glass for everybody to wish them a happy new year.
Corporate only learned about it because one of the employees mentioned later to someone what a nice gesture it was. Cocksuckers.
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>>11578028
Calm down you poor retard.
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>>11579452
All I ever get is cute old ladies who want to talk gardening
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>>11583637
Wow, that is fucked.
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>>11574408
> Be me
> working in the deli
> Baby boomer comes up to the service counter
> Orders a lunch plate
> " I'll have two chicken breasts"
> Tell him apologetically that we aren't allowed to pair two breasts in the lunch plate
> His head is getting super red and he takes up a macho tone
> " oh wow, when did this become a thing? I come here all the time and I've never had a problem getting what I want"
> I'm not sure sir, I'm sorry, it's just what I was told by the higher ups-
> " huh, sigh, "
> Sir, I can get someone to to help you out
> Motherfucker looks like he has a thousand pounds of pressure behind his eyeballs at this point.
> Go over to my coworker and ask them to help the man with his request
> " okay sir, an extra breast will cost a dollar extra"
> "Okay, that is fine".
What the fuck, it was my second week there and I wasn't told how to handle that scenario, and somehow I'm an asshole.
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>>11580929
At least you're not the Anon who answered "hungry" to a polite pizza delivery guy who was late and took the joke as a rightful attack on his performance.
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>>11583680
Should have been fired for that you fuck.
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>>11583680
Another one:
> Lady comes up to the deli
> " I would like one pound of ham cut on 1"
> search the cooler for the specific ham
> Tell her I'm going to the freezer to open up a new package
> No ham in the freezer
> Zip around to the display case and yank the ham from there
> Hurriedly open the new ham with a knife, trying to mind my fingers, and the customer's patience
> She begins speaking spanish to some other dumb bitch on her obamaphone
> Can decipher a few key phrases, she must be talking about me
> Apologize for the wait and hand her the order
> Another coworker asks if she is being helped
> She turns away from me and walks down the isle
> " no actually I've been waiting a long time but i got my stuff finally. "

God, I hate people.
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>>11583694
Is this bait or are you actually stupid.
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Customer service is like being molested in slow motion.
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>>11574408
> Walks out of your department
> Hey, do you know where the eyedrops are?
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>>11574981
Holy shit mummy is based as FUCK
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>be shopping groceries
>wearing a hoodie with hood and stuff
>have cart with groceries
>looking at shelves seeing what I need
>customer stops me to ask where something is
>uhhh I guess in the row over?
>keeps elaborating on her questions
>I think she's just really lost and try to answer as best I can
>it dawns on her the guy in a hoodie pushing his groceries around is not an employee
>she becomes embarrassed, apologizes and scurries away
Was kind of funny but I felt bad for her. That aside I love when old people stop me because they need help to get something high up shelves and thank me profusely afterwards, feels good.
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>>11583568
Got a box of Cola for free a few months ago. Had it stored under the cart and one box of mixed soft drinks in the cart. Put one bottle of each on the conveyor, cola first. Cashier scans the cola, 'one box?'. I assumed one box of cola, she thought one box in total.
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>>11574776
My gf got me to start stealing so much from these self checkout things, it's great.
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>>11583697
Work faster faggot. I don't have all day.
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>>11583883
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
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>>11583906
Not at walmart.
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>>11583911
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
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>>11583277
>would try to be
Yah, sure..
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>>11580647
This seems to be less about the job and more about you being a miserable dildo.
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>>11582407
>You don’t need an opener,
Confirmed social outcast.

Literally walk up to a guy working and say "Where are the eggs?"
Post responce
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>>11574408
Work at a Walgreens liquor department
I am the only certified liquor salesman
Store manager does not want to pay anyone else to work in my department
I start at noon, open gate/door, we have a separate store entrance, at 12:15
Always a line waiting, people always pissed, screaming, law says liquor is to be open at 8am
No it say we Can open at 8, we don't Have too
We close the department at 10pm, I leave at 11pm
People banging on the door screaming
Law says sales until 1am, you are illegal, open up, I will sue
No it say we Can sell until 1am, we don't Have too
Liquor is closed Sunday and Monday, my days off
People try to force gates open, screaming
We have an Albertsons and a Smith's across the street and a Neighborhood Walmart across the parking lot, they all sell all day, all week

Old guys always talk about Bait and Switch
"Do you have any in the "Back""
Dude there is no back, why would I hide stuff I want/have to sell
Tell me how this liquor used to sell for less "back in the '60's", now it's a tip off
Divorced middle aged women who buy a bottle of Chardonnay everyday and ask me how I can deal being around "drunks" all day
Guy in a robe and fuzzy slippers every Saturday morning, oxygen tank in tow, buys 12, 30 packs of Milwaukee's Best Premium, always has the exact change, teeth are brown pegs, has MBP logo tattoos on both shoulders
Woman who was in a car crash, DUI, she is a school guidance counselor, neck is fused 45° to the right, is missing right eye and right arm, buys a 6 pack of Sapporo every day at 4:30 pm, 6 Johnny Walker Black minis and a pack of Camel Reds, she is also missing her right tit and drags her right leg like a movie mummy
70 year old German woman, brown beat up Mercedes, 1pm on the dot, 750ml of Christian Bros Brandy, pays with change, dirty filthy change, I wash it in the photo lab sink, she smells, finger nails have brown stuff caked on them, she cries and tells me I am he only friend
Love my job
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>>11580854
Imagine demanding a product/service be available then making fun of the people who make it available to you.



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