>wake up at 6:30, knowing that you were still awake at 4>alarm set for 8>head throbbing and belly burning>hit snooze twice and get up to bathroom and ice water>get up and realize just how terrible you feel really feel>start coughing uncontrollably when reaching down to flush the toilet and immediately take anti-nausea pill>drink a few sips of water and move onto vodka, because work is only a few hours away and you're opening and working through the dinner rush and need to somehow find some appetite>never find enough appetite to eat anything but get sufficiently intoxicated to drive to work>get home after a 10 hour day without eating and start drinking>decide to go grocery shopping, despite the fridge being full, but can't remember anything you actually need other than milk, which always goes bad because you almost never use milk>the kind old lady at the checkout asks if you want to donate $10 to something which they'll match and you have to say, "not today">realize you bought too much for your one bag after paying and she gives you a bag for free out of pity>get home and unload your groceries>pic fucking relatedAnyone else know this feel?
>>11569079Your life seems fun as fuck.Throw in a little grindr or tsdates.com and you live the perfect life.
>>11569079Watcha gonna eat! I'd pick the egg sandwich and a piece of that chicken:D
>>11569079Stop[ whining OP, I sold my first house a few months ago and average about $100 in groceries a month, and I freak out when I see my funds dip anywhere below 30k. You have no reason to complain. Make something of yourself or give up.
>>11569079stupid alchiealso who the fuck lets milk go bad how do you not run out of it quickly
>>11569089Started with the egg salad. I've always had a fetish for egg salad in those triangular boxes, but hardly ever get them because of how overpriced they are, unless I'm traveling and can justify to myself splurging. Took it apart to see if they actually filled it up or just put a bunch of filling right in the front where you can see it.>>11569091>make something of yourself or give upDo I sound like I'm waffling?>>11569093What do you even use milk for?There are a few things I use it to cook with, and make a smoothie like once or twice a week, but that barely gets me through half a quart at most.
>>11569079BASED CHALUPA POSTER!!!!!!
I have a crush on you anonYou're like, so cool <3
>>11569161you are 100% obese and gay
>>11569180Obese and straight8]
>>11569079>grocery store sushi and egg salad sammichNo wonder your tummy is upset.Try to match the food to the drink - pretzels and frozen pizza. Also switch from milk to V8 or tomato juice.You should be feeling better in no time.
>>11569114Hey, don't reduce me to Taco Bell posting. That was mostly about the fancy xbox, and when I didn't win you recommended the switch, and then when I bought the switch everyone seemed to blow up and call me soy; and yes, I do have like 2 gallons worth of 4 different soy sauces in my kitchen, if that matters. Here's what I was planning to have for breakfast today, btw - a fritos burrito and a 5 layer. Now that you brought it up I got the craving and might just have one of those before delving into the sushi or fried chicken.>>11569161I actually had an on and off fling with an irl Tomoko when I was in my early 20's, but it didn't even dawn on me until like a week after I finished the show why it seemed so relatable. Making out was like getting your mouth licked by a golden retriever, and sex was like humping a dakimakura with built in jap porn fake moans (which it turns out aren't actually fake). Somehow really good head.
I know a similar feel>wake up at 5am when my wife's alarm goes off for her to go to work>wake up feeling decent, not great but not terrible>the heavy drinking last night didn't give me any hangover (it never does)>wife kisses me goodbye, leaves>get out of bed, take an adderall, and jump online to read news articles, browse the chans, etc>adderall kicks in about the time I finish my first cup of coffee>fill a glass about 2/3 with ice cubes>about 4 fingers of rum>grapefruit juice>breakfast.jpeg>finish a second one within thirty minutes or so>I'm an RN so I only have to work 3 days a week...this is one of my off days>make third rum punch, finally feeling an appetite brewing>go into the kitchen and sauté some crumbled sausage. add onions, peppers, mushrooms, a little garlic, some spinach, and some fresh parsley>add in about 6 scrambled eggs>fold in knobs of goat cheese>shave some fresh parm over the top>throw that shit under the broiler for about 5-6 minutes>make another drink and smoke a bowl>frittata is ready, remove it from the oven>adderall is running strong behind the haze of the rum and the weed injects a delightful fuzz into the mix>proceed to eat on my frittata throughout the day while probably fapping for a few hours, playing piano or guitar, maybe watching a documentary, and eventually prepping something fun for dinner
>>11569079>gives you a bag for free out of pitythat they make their customers directly pay for bags, even if legally compelled to, if despicableremember when they used to take your groceries to your car? yeah, now they'd probably make you give them a 10 spot to do it
>>11569483Good lord. I thought I was pathetic.
>>11569079Idktf>wake up naturally at 8am, got my 10 hours of rest>make a leisurely breakfast of fruit, eggs, bacon, oatmeal and coffee>browse /ck/>plan out my menu for lunch and dinner (get the roast in the oven by 11am for my beef stroganoff)>go for a hike or lift some weights>eat a delicious lunch>nap time>work for a few hours in the home office>start preparing dinner around 5pm>eat, have a glass of wine or two>maybe watch a movie with gf>read for an hour, go to bedrinse and repeat
>>11569483>Taking Adderall on your day offHow does it feel to be a drug-abusing degenerate?
>>11570233>eats beef stroganoff daily>Is a NEETSad
>>11569079Anon wtf stop drinking you ginormous faggot. Go to rehab you're fucking dying.
>>11569082you actually find anything to bang on that site? im not gay but I like being on the receiving end of a nice blowjob
>tell my mom I'm going to class>actually buy beer and get drunk alone at the park>fall asleep and wake up needing to piss>piss, put down beer can on the ground and it fucking explodes>look at my phone, screen is cracked at the bottomI still literally have no idea what happened
>>11569091>blahblahblah look at me I make above average income and complain about it.>>11569079I wish i was 21 again.
>>11569483That sounds comfy as fuck man
>>11569112>but that barely gets me through half a quart at mostI'm the complete opposite I go through two gallons of that shit a week and I'm the only one in the household who drinks it.
you know if you're already nauseous drinking cold liquid only makes your body want to vomit more
>>11569079That's my vodka of choice, bro!
>wake up 7am >smoke a cigarette do a dab or smoke a bowl>shower>make coffee on the stove in a pot>drink gritty coffee while smoking a few more bowls and vaping >work >come home and drink 40s while cooking for 3 hours because anything worth eating takes a long time to make
>>11569079sounds based, if I'm being honest. Real aesthetic like
>>11569079Dear diary, today i debased myself even further. To reward myself i bought some fried chicken and sushi, i posted it on /ck/ to show everyone how spontaneous and random i am xD with my grocery shopping. Now i'm going to slow down my brain functions with booze until i can't think, and ensure i will never be able to progress in life.Haha who else does this? xD
>wake up at 7pm>coffee / water / coffee / water>clock in head ticking down constantly towards cutoff time.>liquor store closes at 00:00 usually 23:55>13 minute drive>panic every single night as the time approaches 23:42 >some days manage to hold back>most days arrive right as they close the gate>buy and drink 24 heinekens in 4 hours and wait til 07:49 so i can catch uber to the liquor store 11mins away that opens at 8
>>11570385Anon... you’re gay.
>>11569112i drink a lot of it
do you guys want to hangout and cook some food?
>>11569082>Your life seems fun as fuckYeah it sure is fun to be physically ill all the time and have your behavior governed by an addiction to which you are a slave. Sure is fun to wake up feeling like shit and go to sleep feeling like shit every single day. Sure is fun to have a large portion of your weekly income preallocated to maintaining your debilitating addiction, while you simultaneously lose money in other ways (see: OP's milk spoilage and food over-buying concerns) due to sheer mental incompetence. Statistically a drunk takes more sick days as well, so that's a double whammy. Boy, is this the life!Stop glamorizing addiction and poor self control, you underaged little fedora-tipping cumstain.
Real question: how did you guys become alcoholics? Steadily, or was it a traumatic impetus, or what?
>>11571770Im not really an alcoholic. I am just a drunk. I drink, because I do not like my existence, but I am just loathing.
>>11571770I escaped alcoholism because I eventually found it intolerable chasing the good kind of high and ending up with the bad kind of side effects. I got into it because I wasn't really doing anything else with my time, and lacked the creativity to use it in other means.
>>11571770I haven't drank in years, but I flirted with alcoholism for a while.For me it was stress from work. I started drinking in the evening to deal with that and help me sleep. At first that took just a couple drinks....then more...then more again, and so on. Slow, steady, growth.Anyway, I got my biz problems sorted out and then it was simple enough to quit hitting the bottle hard. I still drink now and then but I certainly don't make a habit of it like I once did.
>>11571770Steadily kinda like this picture. I'm halfway between step 8 and 9 now.
>>11571622Why don't you just pick up a couple handles of vodka that'll get you through most of the week?
>>11572029it's easier to stop drinking for the day when there's no more alcohol to drink. if you are an alcoholic, if you have it, you will drink it.>>11571770I legitimately feel genetics played the greatest part. My dad's family was all drunks and my dad was a drunk sometimes but he never drank at home, never kept alcohol around the house and mom didn't drink, so it wasn't really learned behavior. I just always felt a strong attraction to drugs and alcohol since I was very young, like ten. It still wasn't a problem for me until I was 21 and alcohol became very easy to come by. My life instantly hit the shitter.
>>11572062But doesn't it suck going to the liquor store when you've clearly got the shakes?
>>11569079>decide to go grocery shopping, despite the fridge being full, but can't remember anything you actually need other than milk, which always goes bad because you almost never use milkwhy do we do this to ourselves?
>>11569079I know this feel way too much. This was how I lived when I worked the night shift at a veterinary emergency hospital. Needing to drink before work is awful, and it landed me in rehab twice.Otherwise that looks like a fine dinner.
>>11569079i do enjoy hearing the responses to "do you want to donate" on the checkout line. I just say no. Other people try to sound like they just finished donating a lung and curing cancer earlier that day.
buy lactose free milk. it lasts for like a month plus
>>11569161This. I saw your image and fell in love. Read the post and it took me back to 2009. That year I was drunk all the time exactly like how OP laid it out, don't know how no one noticed.
>>11571770>>11572754>needing to drink before work is awfulI drank pretty casually in college (the place I went was pretty hard on the academics and more into pretty much every drug other than alcohol), but set the arbitrary rule for myself not to drink before 5pm, before I was even 21. And I had a really great gf who limited me to 2 drinks if we were at home after I graduated, seeing that I occasionally went overboard and wasn't very fun when uninhibited. That didn't work out... Then I ditched the drinking before 5 rule when I was living alone for awhile on days without school or work. Then some really bad shit happened and I started drinking when I woke up, which was really the tipping point (I'm probably 28 around this point), but I wasn't working or going to school at that time. Moved back home (not really home, just where my parents moved after I moved out) a couple years ago and tried to cut down, and was able to go three non-consecutive days in a week once without having a drink. Got a job and pretty quickly started drinking as soon as I got home and as soon as I woke up again. I'm technically functional and rent my own place, but I've probably reached my new low when I started keeping a bottle in the car so I could drink before/during the drive home from work.
>>11569079>have extreme problem>never under any circumstance try to get help for the problem>just let it persist forever until deathnah, you're just a retardyou'll be dead soon, and the world will be better for it
Wake at 5am and sneak out the house to the 24 hour garage for some beer and hot sausage rolls. Drink in my room for a few hours. Go to bed around 9am. Get woken up by grandmother at 2pm with a bacon sandwich, fruit pie and coffee. Take shower, brush teeth, put on clean clothes. 4pm go to pub. Drink until 6pm. Walk home and pick up more beer and a bottle of whiskey. Grandmother has made pasta and jacket potatoes with cheese. Eat dinner, continue drinking. Pass out late. Wake up 5am. Do it all again.November 2005-March 2006. Don't know how I made it out alive.
>>11573021grandma was totally fingering your dickhole while you passed out>source : i am a grandma
>wake up anywhere between 7am-11am>lie in bed for 1-2 hours, browsing the chans, vaping. (sob silently: optional)>take dog out, feed her, first cigarette>drink some water>go back to bed, curl up>check her FB, scroll down to last year, enter into crying fit>call a relative if I feel suicidal (optional)>resist taking a xanax>gym (optional)>come home>apply for 1-2 more jobs>8pm, take dog out, 3-4th cigarette of day>order pizza, drive down the street to pick it up>pray for a miracle, eat in bed>enter into a crying fit from about 9-12>take xanax, go to bedrepeat
>>11573150HAHAHAHAHAH this is the best one yet
>>11573150>dog doesn't whine about going out and eating breakfast while you're awake in bed for 2 hou...Oh wait, that's not a fucking dog.
>>11569079>>realize you bought too much for your one bag after paying and she gives you a bag for free out of pitywhat fucking poor ass grocery store do you shop at that makes you pay for bags?
>>11569079iktf. i got canned from my job a couple months ago for putting a hole in a wall while drunk. was drinking so much that i had to buy enough alcohol to pass out and have enough left to get me through the next morning. i stopped taking ubers to work and started taking them to the gas station next to it. i'm in outpatient now>>11573227it's a law some places
>>11573227It was on the ballot in California in 2016 and I voted for it. 10 cents for forgetting a bag a couple times a year is nothing compared to the $2 a pack tax increase in cigarettes, which I voted against. Then again, everyone who voted for Trump basically made the bag law pointless when it comes to doing anything good for the environment.
>>11573260That $2 cigarette tax is such a buttfuck. I throw my cigarette butts on the ground now because California can fucking afford to clean them up with their fuckin $2 tax.
>>11573021>24 hour garage for some beer and hot sausage rollsYou have my interest. The fuck is a "24 hour garage"? Beer and hot sausage at 5 AM sounds great.
>>11571760Shut up faggot.>Awwww poor alcoholics what victims.Here is a thought you dumbfuck: stop drinking.That or don't drink to the point of addiction to fucking begin with.For fucks sake fat people have a harder path ahead to improve themselves. For fat people its a process that takes years sometimes. For drunks all they have to do is taper and detox over the course of a month and they are good to go.Faggot
>>11569079i'll play, i'm an alcholhic too.>>go to sleep at 11, room spinning>>wake up at 4am, vomit, shower, drink 1 gallon of water. >>go back to bed untill 5:30.>>put on shitty chef works chef outfit (practicly pajamas)>>go to work at 6am>>have diaherria for 4 hours while chugging poweraid from the soda fountin>>get out of work at 5 pm>>buy 750 of vodka and finish it in 1 hour>>think about my ex of 13 years and how this is my new life.>>oh gee, its 11 pm already.i need a new job.oh yeah im 6'3'' 350 lbs
>>11573305t. coping fatshit
>>11573305hey fuck you im a fatass now but only because i've been an alcholic for 10 years. what the hell is your excuse, fatso??im still a chad, just a fat drunk chad
>>11573316>projectingMust be tough being fat and an alcoholic.
>>11573316The absolute state of Alcoholics. Just imagine being a drunk most of the day and having the nerve to post about it in a sorry attempt to garner sympathy.
>>11572083You know what's worse? Not having anything to drink.
Weak faggot, i work construction and do coke and smoke a few joints after every work day. And you're bitching about staying up too late drinking and waiting tables.
>>11573305>and then he said that alcohol addiction isn't harder to kick than heroin, but being a fat fuck who can't stop himself from taking a 4th helping is real suffering
>>11573335haha how much of an insecure autist are you to try to fight the tide. face it fatass, you're projecting. where's all the (you)s except for the ones you're giving yourself loser.
>>11573325>im still a chad, just a fat drunk chadImagine being old enough to be obese drunk, typing this, and then consciously hitting post after solving the captcha.Just imagine.
>>11573313>6'3'' 350 lbsI was with you up till then. I don't even care if you're a drunk; if I hire someone to be a line cook and they're a literal land whale I'll find an excuse to fire their ass. Nobody wants to be walking through your folds just to grab a steel.
>>11573345I never said it was real suffering dipshit.I said it takes more active focus on improving yourself if you are fat, than it takes to stop drinking as much booze. Keep reinforcing what you believe though, I am sure that will help you in the long run.
>>11573353>face it fatass, you're projecting.didn't you just say you were 350 pounds? And then you say someone else is projecting?
>>11573336Yeah, if I tried the, "I'll just not buy any liquor so I wont drink" method I'd tear my house apart looking for something shitty that I bought years ago and never finished and then just drive to the liquor store in the middle of the day.
>>11569483You drug runners are way overpaid.Also, male nurse.
>>1157162212 or 24 HOUR CLOCKPICK ONE (1)
>>11573363People who over drink and people who over eat both typically have other issues going on that leads them to overindulge as a coping method. The difference is that alcohol rewires your brain in a way that is a lifelong struggle to cope with without relapsing. Fatties literally just have to stop eating so much and maybe get a dog instead of a cat so you have a reason to go for a walk once or twice a day, you fucking pathetic fatty.
>>11573399I'm pretty drunk, but where was he inconsistent?
>>11573359im an executive chef bro, was sous when i got fat and it didnt take long, i was a 250 LB strongman before my friend killed himself and my gf dumped me. 100 lbs is easy to pack on from booze alone.
>>11573430>7pm> 00:00 usually 23:55
>>11573488I completely missed the "pm", but the second clause is completely fine. Anon is saying that they close 5 minutes before midnight.
>>11573470You sad fat fuck. Look at you. You absolute fucking wreck. >i was a 250lb strongmanNo you weren't cunt. You were a 250lb piece of shit who thinks deadlifting and skipping legs is the way to go "bro">friend killed himself and gf dumped meI wonder why>100lbs is easy to pack on from booze aloneNo it isn't. It takes someone with zero willpower who can't see the fat disgusting slob they have become blaming everything to come on the cooking board and lie about their life.
>>11573227In my state they banned “disposable” plastic bags to encourage people to buy cloth reusable ones. In reality no one brings thier own bags and the store just sells them “reusable” plastic bags for 10 cents each which are just slightly thicker plastic grocery bag. Honestly it’s annoying when I shop and the person bagging the groceries tries to stuff everything into as few bags as possible because they probably get bitched at by cheapskates
>>11572894This autist is defective, why are the ducks not in the correct order?
>>11573470Everyone I've ever worked with who called themselves "executive chef" but didn't oversee multiple kitchens had their head up their ass and couldn't cook for shit compared to how they talked about their abilities and experience. I'm 5'8" and put on 50 pounds (from ~145) when I started drinking seriously, so that's believable. Still doesn't change the fact that literally nobody want's to work with you on the line when they can't even get past you without having to smell the sweat in the folds and probably get that smell on them as they shove their way past. You fat fucks also can't maneuver yourselves, so you're always going "beep beep" like a fucking delivery truck, except you don't have rear view mirrors or make the "beep beep" sound so you fat fucks are always backing into people and stepping on our toes. Just apply for disability and save everyone a 2 month headache before you get fired.
>>11573574jesus man. you need to calm down you fat cunt. >t. fat cunt in denial angry at other fat cunts like being a prostitute furious about other 'sex workers'
>>11573574>I’m 5’8”They’ll never learn
>>11573630>5'8">literally the perfect, average height>still tall enough to be more useful than a woman>not tall enough for everyone to hate you for blocking their view or just being in their way>still taller than 90% of attractive women, but not awkwardly and unattractively lankyBeing a tall fag is literally only useful if you want to a cunt politician or otherwise dominate the room (akin to buying a sports car because your weewee isn't very big), or play basketball or something equally gay. Nobody here does any of those things, so you're just using your retarded genetics to try to make yourselves feel like you have something going for you. Fuck off back to your containment board.
>>11573574ok we get it you're a sushi chef. don't feel bad for being as round as you are tall.
>>11573630>>11573698>>5'8">literally the perfect, average height
>>11573698at 6'3" i can reach the top of the shelf or put things on top of the reach in. i guess that is why im EC
>>11573515>>You were a 250lb piece of shit who thinks deadlifting and skipping legs is the way to go "bro"uhhh, 250 is average for a 6'3" athlete, and about the skipping legs while deadlifting thing makes me think you've never lifted anything heavier than a 25 pound sack of onions/rice/Soi
>>11573736>i'm totally an executive chef, bro>i'm also an athlete>soiYou're not /ck/. Kindly fuck off.
>>11573736>lifted anything heavier than a 25 pound sack of onions/rice/SoiDoes everything in your life revolve around the one thing that is constant? Your prep cook job where you cut onions all day for the actual chefs?
>>11569079I'll bite. I'm the 1.75l anon from those old threads that we can't talk about. I'm at three days sober because I'm trying to turn myself around. I kept drinking after I died/ was resurrected, but after a recent failed suicide attempt I decided to get my act together. >wake up 11am>act like I'm going to keep sleeping>gf leaves for work>walk my doggo and feed him>smoke a quick stoge>shower>disinfect and re-bandage arm wounds >make five scrambled eggs and eat them like tacos w/ hot sauce (no bread for dry toast)>force myself to DUDE LMAO>watch a few hours of streamable media and browse the chins >walk half a mile to an artsy industrial park and hang with a friend for a bit>get home>stare at gf's smirnoff handle for a bit >don't touch it and drink lots of water>job hunt and make list of places to go tomorrow >resume browsing the chins >gf gets home around 9:00 >start defrosting chicken and prepping dinner >walk doggo again >about to cook dinner and then watch a movie until I pass outI'm going to go cook dinner and then I will post a day in my pre death life
>>11573847wtf? i order all the food, and I check the deliveries, and i put my food away. its my restaurant, my walk in, my dry storage. i pick up 50 pounds of celery/onions/beef/chicken for the first hour of my day. you think I would trust some stock boy or line cook or whatever you are (potato peeler) to risk my restaurants success? you must be a sodexo employee who just opens cans of slop from sysco to give to children. show your white jacket or you ain't shit mr 5'8"
>>11573886not him pal>show your white jacketAHAHAHAHAHHA you pathetic faggot
>>11573886Mr. 5'8" here. Not bad, but any real industry anon can tell that you're just spouting bullshit.
>>11573910nice try but no bullshit here. horsemeat at sodexo though.
>>11573919>sodexoAre you the "executive chef" at a nursing home?
>>11573854>1.75l anonGood to see you again. These threads are the closest thing I have to AA in my life, and I'm glad to know you're still around. >3 daysIf you made it this far, you can make it to Christmas at least. Once you get past NYE it will be a breeze.
>>11573928hehe brivate university... a big one that gives useless degrees
>>11573929hey why dont you like, go to aa or somthing similar, they ahve them online. tons of real support groups, not just an army of 5'8" dudes who work at chipotle. thats this place.
>>11573950>army of 5'8" dudes>5'8" dudesOBSESSED
This is an al(/ck) themed post not yet deleted.
>>11573937Kek. Pretty much the same thing. I got one of those useless degrees, which is how I ended up in the restaurant industry. We laughed at the dinning hall fags to no end. One guy tried to hang out with the students and even got a slot on our radio station. I came in after him one day and he hadn't even turned on the switch to make it actually broadcast, so he'd been spending an hour every day playing music through speakers that as many people could hear as that guy who put his speakers facing out the windows of his dorm room and blasted Flaming Lips.Pro-tip: don't call yourself an executive chef around anyone who's going to ask followup questions.
>>11573950I quit drinking without AA, so I don't see why I should start going now. I've been coming here for more than half my life so I'm not likely to stop doing that either. Someone has to tell you miserable bastards that there's hope.
>>11573984>been coming here for more than half my lifeSo you're at most in your mid-20's? The ride has just begun, anon.
>>11573470Pathetic. When I was depressed I lost weight because I couldn't eat. Fat people are pathetic
>>11573950Not that guy but AA, in my experience, is terrible. People stand up one at a time and tell thier horror stories. It always seems like it’s a competition to see who has the worst one. There’s no “cross talk” allowed so you never get feedback. Thier program robs you of agency and part of the process is “admitting you are powerless” and looking to a “higher power” to save you. This is the wrong strategy in my opinion. I also feel like thier all or nothing attitude regarding lapsing is unhelpful, since almost no one recovers without lapsing at some point. They tend to treat lapses as erasing all progress a person has made at best and a “betrayal” at worst. Imo this attitude is just discouraging and makes people more likely to completely relapse. It also doesn’t help if you’re not religious and have to pray at meetings. For some people it works which is great but it certainly wasn’t for me. For anyone interested in a group but not AA, I’d recommend looking into SMART Recovery. Some people are put off by the name but it just stands for Self-Management and Recovery Training. It’s a secular non-12 step program based on Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. They also encourage cross-talk at meetings which I think is very helpful. Only drawback is it’s not as big or well known as AA, so it can be harder to find. But it’s growing every year. Anyway I hope this post helps someone. There is hope bros.
>>11569079You should buy a gun.
>wake up at 9>crawl out of bed in my bare ghetto room and get dressed/brush teeth>walk through ghetto to bus stop, wait for 20 minutes in the morning chill>take bus to campus, walk to dining hall and eat based dining hall cereal or pancakes if they have them that day>go to lectures/homework/study for 3-8 hours depending on the day of the week>come back to shithole appt, get takeout from shitty chicken place (one of the perks of living in the ghetto). i save half for another day.>watch a movie/browse 4chan for 6 hours in a stupor>go to bed while trying to ignore all the shit i can hear the other people living in the house do through the paper fucking walls>repeatI don't know why i even come on this board. I don't cook at all and eat like less than 2 full meals a day. Also why did the jannies shoah the alck threads? Pretty pathetic tbqh
>>11569079>wake up at 0600>lament at my extremely poor excretory system>get up at 0650 to piss and wash up>leave by 0715 and get to work by 0730>hungry because I don't and can't eat breakfast>stare at my computer screen on and off for 3 hours and 30 minutes>in between I talk about how hungry I am>lunch time at 1100>eat cookies>stare at screen for another 4 hour and 30 minutes until it's time to leave>grab some real food at 1655>get back to my room just in time for the national anthem>change into pajamas and eat two chicken wraps with vinegar, mayo, bacon, chicken and pickles.>go to sleep after drinking water because MOBA withdrawal>wake up the next day without even being able to take a shit and debate drinking laxatives again
>>11573698I don't usually height shame anyone, but calling 5'8" the ideal male height is straight up fucking retarded. I've been told by many people that as long as you aren't a lanklet then 6'3" is the perfect height. You're tall enough to get complemented, but anything past that is considered freakish.>t. 6'3" and lmaoing at your life >>11573870Nope. I'm that blogposting anon that would drink 1.75l a day of vodka. I never spoke to him much, but the one time I did, he told me to slow down. >>11573929Thanks, dude. I miss those threads so much. They would do a lot of harm or good depending on your mindset. Did they ever settle anywhere after the multiple migrations?
>>11571760I haven't taken a sick day in at least 5 years. Your analysis is trash.
>>11573260typical californian cuck
>>11571760Don't worry, I definitely don't think his life looks fun
Im pleased to say that i have not had that specific feel
I’m here to laugh at the manlet, where is he
>>11569112Why the fuck don't you simply stop buying milk if you never use it? Are you retarded?
>>11570233Reading this made me sad. I'm jealous. I'll never have anything close to this. I hope things continue to be good for you
>>11574252I do use it - just not enough before it goes bad.
>>11574109>They would do a lot of harm or goodOne way or the other, it feels better knowing you aren't alone.>>11574006This sort of advice is why I avoid AA. Just kidding, old-timer. I'm 27, in case you were wondering.Thanks for the reminder that I'm not out of the woods yet.
>>11574277Why? Just do it
>>11572062Man, I'm 22 and lately I've started drinking almost every night... It's usually only a few glasses and it's just at night, but I feel like it's the start to something bad. I'm starting to get worried about it
>>11574109A day in the life of 1.75l boi about a year ago>wake up at 6:30 because sunlight is pouring in>grab bedside handle and sneak out of room so I don't wake up gf to can have seven hours of alone time to be a degenerate>let doggo out into my sweet backyard (I had a rad 3/2 to myself back then)>throw up and sweat until I can't do the former anymore>go find my drinking cup (a cup I use as a shot glass, but for big kids)>shuffle into sweet benihana kitchen and drink three two or three finger glasses of vodka with ice water as chaser>have a smoke on my porch and let the doggo in if he wants to>sit in comfy chair under AC vent>continue with my glasses of vodka as shots while I binge watch whatever media I am cycling through>wait until vodka is about gone>add handle to collection in my shed >11am >walk to publix about a block away, buy burger supplies and another handle, whatever impulse buys are bogo>crack fresh handle >make burgs, smoke and grill out for a bit>gf wakes up>share food with her and watch whatever animoo we're in the midst of>keeping up with a two or three finger cup every fifteen minutes or so>gf goes to her home office to work>get right the fuck back to my shitty binge show >pass the fuck out right around 4>wake up at 8:00>resume drinking >shower >go to publix again and grab stir fry stuff because I am a shortsighted fuck and it's a block away >get home in time for gf to clock out around 9:00>make stir fry and get hammered with gf >eat, watch more animoo>go to bed around midnight>throw on shitty movie >wait for gf to fall asleep >watch my shitty show until around four thirty >pass out Rinse and repeat boys, I did this for a few years straight (in between rampant drug abuse and moving twice). It was super comfy, desu. That's probably why I did it until it ruined me. Oh, dude. And publix being a block away was fucking tight. Pubsubs/call in chicken for pickup/ great meals with no planning.
>>11573021that's a really fucking weird life if you ask me
>>11573150Sheesh man. I really hope things get better for you. Sounds like you need to get away. Go camping or go on a hike or some shit, fucking treat yourself
Maybe the alcoholics are right.
>>11573359Plus he loves anime. What a fucking loser.
>>11574583I didn't work. I had a considerable amount (>30k) saved up and was just doing what I felt like I had earned. WD's scared the shit out of me to the point that towards the end I actually couldn't stop.Prior to that I bounced around between a few restaurants working BOH.
>>11574622I would go into more detail about that shit, but I'm not trying to get the thread cleaned out. I can answer questions if we somehow keep one part of it food related.Anyone have any favorite late night foods? If I've been out, I would destroy a gyro or some chicken teryaki. I used to live by a place called Wings and Teriyaki and everything on the menu was litty like a titty.Also malk. I have unintentionally done GOMAD because it was the only thing I could keep down.
>>11574505At least he isn't 5'8"
>>11574385Stop while you still can
>>11574385I'm this fag>>11574393Honestly you'll be okay so long as you limit it to a few times a week and never in the mornings. Hair of the dog should be reserved for defcon one hangover situations when you need to get a little buzzed to pig out on food and then take a nap. Don't ever do it to get your normal day going, only garbage days. If you don't respect that, then every day becomes a garbage day.
>>11574727The best tacos I have ever had have been from trucks. That's a solid choice, anon. Speaking of spicy, I will fucking drink hot sauce. Worst drunk food experience you've had? Despite how much I drink, I've never been an outright nuisance, kicked out of, or refused service at a restaurant. However, I've seen people with me get downright retarded. >friend from out of town is staying with me >go out for drinks after pregaming >homie shits out after two bars because he is acting like a bitch (was 21 in a major college town)>go home>he wakes up hungover >gets drunk with me >11:30am>babby wants doughnuts >walk to DD a block away from my house >I order us two coffees each >my buddy goes "eeeyyiiuh want THAT ONE!" and swings his arm to point at a doughnut behind the counter >knocks over about 64oz of coffee all over the register and entire counter>I'm containing my spaghetti and just ask for some napkins to help while my boy is apologizing profusely in mostly gibberish >stuff $40 in their tip jar and cart that dumb dumb homeI never went back to that Dunkin' Doughnuts. It was ruined forever by shame. As for DTs yeah, shaking and borderline seizing and shit, but no straight up sober hallucinations. I would have awful nightmares that were indistinguishable from reality, though. I had a $1000/week opiate habit that I managed to quit, and something similar with blow, and neither of those even touched trying to quit that much al/ck/.I got a little lucky when I died, though. I was put in an induced coma and woke up covered in benzo patches. Doc's knew what was up and did me right.
>>11574736Is 5-6 times a week ok if it's only at night and I'm still making it to work?
>>11569079I fucking love egg salad sandwiches
>>11574841I mean, yeah. A doctor wont tell you that, but most people here are more concerned about what it has done to their lives and lifestyles. My nephrologist said "limit it to once or twice every once in a while, and only do it socially". But in my opinion I think you're doing fine as long as you stick to the never mornings/ before work rule, and as long as it is not affecting your personal relations or professional responsibilities. When those last two things stop bothering you, then it starts to get real fucky. Just stay on top of things. These threads can freak people out a little. Oh, and if your hygiene starts to deteriorate, that's a bad sign. >>11574902I really can't stand them, but thanks for talking about food!
>>11574930Hygiene is definitely starting to go. Starting to skip showering/brushing my teeth etc. In the morning so I can be up later drinking
>>11574938Nip it in the bud, bud. I am a tall, muscular, handsome, and well groomed man. When I lived completely alone (w/ pets) for six months during the peak of my grime I literally could not recognize myself. I'm sure anyone who saw me that would know me would acknowledge that I was a total fucking train wreck. Hygiene is one of the most obvious issues when assessing your condition. No matter how many other drugs I binged on for weeks at a time, I always took care to shower, dress well, groom well, and brush my teeth. That all went absolutely out the window when I chose booze over everything. Please, please take care of your teeth. Do not listen to this anon>>11574949, I felt the same way when I was constantly drinking. It's an illusion.
>>11574891Dude, thanks for keeping up with the food banter. I think we're taco soul mates. The only thing I would change about that would be adding some tacos al pastor with some pinapple. I want a sober pal to eat tacos with now. I have a fanboy passion for shitty looking BBQ stands, but I live in the south. You can always tell if they're good, because if they look like they haven't moved in a while, then the're there for a damned reason. BBQ is one of the things that I don't bother making myself, I trust the wise old black dudes. >>11574938What region are you in, anon (if U.S.)?
>>11574980Oh my teeth were fucked long before I started drinking. I've probably had 15 cavities filled in 7 years, plus a root canal and crown. I'm gonna be spending most of the holidays with my father who lost his to alcohol, and I'm probably gonna be moving around March, so hopefully I'll be able to sort myself out here soon
>>11574997Southern Ohio, I'm this fucker >>11574999Also +1 for al pastor, best way to have a taco.
>>11575006Neat, I've got some buddies in Mansfield and Akron. I can't say I really enjoyed Ohio for the food when I was there, though. It was more rural so just dive bars and horses and buggies. And herrrron.Are you moving for college, or just yourself? I'm 22 and have lived in large college towns in FL. Despite the unbelievable tier women, the culture isn't for me.
>>11574999How'd your dad lose his teeth due to alcohol? Gross negligence or some cancerous shit? I'm worried about mine. Never got braces, but they're all straight. They're starting to wear down and I've almost entirely avoided sweets.I would be royally fucking pissed if one of them fell out.
>>11574411It was terrible. My life was a triangle of home, shop, pub and even at home I stayed in my room all the time only leaving to shower. It was after I lost my job, became something of a recluse and I ended up blowing all of my savings on booze and takeaways.
>>11573304I meant petrol station
Ever get liver pains op?
>>11573150>check her FBFUCK
>wake up at 4pm>room is trashed, holes in the wall, body is covered in scrapes and bruises>close my eyes and try not to look at my phone>4:30>check phone>she saw my message but didn't respond>says shes active>check her snapchat>snapscore increasing despite leaving me on read>take shower (maybe), put on different clothes, come hair>send snap of my newly groomed self asking how her day is going>30 minutes have passed>start drinking heavily>get a response>bare minimum bullshit>walk across hall to friend, talk about computers or animals or mde or some random shit>time flies by, 11:00pm>fully wasted >message her back starting a fight just so that she will respond>talk for a couple hours, she goes to bed>put in headphones and blast angry and sad music to cry to while still drinking>watch porn exclusively of girls that look like her for hours>pass out at 6amrepeatoh and to make it food related I probably watched a gordon ramsay youtube video somewhere in between there and tried to cook it
>>11569483Knowing that there are people out there like this makes me feel proud of myself
My alarm goes off at 1230Second alarm for 130Feeling a bit groggy, but the wife brought me a TimmiesWork for 3Wife prepared homemade chicken and vegetable soup and a salami samich(heart shaped mustard)14 hours later I'm home5am no beer because I didn't make the beerstore cuz I had to get smokes, ehHave a bong toke insteadReheat perogies, bacon, and onions the wife left meReady for bedI love my life. I wish I could relate to you losers, but I have control over myself. This weekend, however, will be rum, beer, then wine
>>11575373I forgot, my wife make some oatmeal and berries for breakfast.
>>11575323I love Gordon's ultimate cookery course
>>11575019Just for myself. I'm a year out of college now and not satisfied with where I'm currently at in life, to say the least.>>11575025Sorry, guess I could have worded that better. He lost his dad to alcoholism.
>>11575732For me it's the bean slayer, the best Taco Bell burrito.
had my coffee, had my peanut butter toast, played fetch with my dogs, time for a nice big glass of wine to get me through the rest of the morning
>>11576134Hah no, that's not me.I don't have a wife and I don't eat breakfast. And I play the violin, not the guitar.Egg on your face, mate.
>>11572910bad take. if you want to know why drop me a (You)
>>11573021wow 4 months. you're a regular Bukowski. call me after you do this for 10 years
>>11573254Hope shit for ye improves me bredda.
>>11573021Let me know when you've gone through a fifth of vodka every day for 2 years you absolute faggot grandma's boy.
>>11569079Youre not cool or interesting or edgy or funny. Id tell you to kys but youre already doing it. Fuck off.
>>11573886>picking up 50 lbs of food once a day is exerciseimagine working at a pet store and taking out 20/40lb bags of dog food, checking them out and then putting it in their vehicle, for EVERY customer
>>11573950anyone that responds to this in lieu of the 5'8" remark is a manlet
>>11573984>been coming here for more than half my lifefound the zoomer
>>11574092>MOBA withdrawalrope + necc my goy
>>11575323>college>oneitisjust stop paying attention to her, you know how this is going to end
>>11575373>leaf can't greentext
>>11577009>newfag doesn't know what meme arrows are for
>>11577013You're the only person in the thread that fucked up their timeline. Take your L
>>11577018Wasn't me, newfriend.Pro tip: there's more than two people in this thread.Retard.
>>11569079>That>Too much for one bag
>>11577029those two big bottles by themselves would need to be doublebagged imo
>>11569079I just finished a handle of that platinum vodka, it's fucking garbage. I'd rather deal with taaka than touch that stuff again.
>>11575373Is this dude fucking retarded?>>11575607Godspeed, anon. If you head down south holler at me. Still haven't actually gone through college, I am terrified of debt and I can't afford to pay for it myself at the moment. I should have invested my money more wisely. Oh well, at least I didn't waste any of my parent's (nonexistent).>>11577053This dude is right. I main smirnoff, but I used to work at a liquor store and people would frequently get this because it was a dollar cheaper than that (because my cheap fuck of a boss would charge $4.00 more per handle than publix would), and I never understood it. I bought it once, and it was utter shit. I tried a shot in passing a few times, utter shit. The only thing worse than that shit, is that shit when it's been in someone's freezer. 3/10, wouldn't use it to clean with. But hey, it gets you drunk. I just can't wrap my head around how that is ANYONE'S preference. Yeah, >>11577018 is definitely fucking retarded. Way to out yourself there, bud.
>>11577259>wake up to gf leaving late>she already walked the doggo>make a cozy lunch around 1:00>oven baked parmesan chicken with garlic and pepper peas, shitty stuffing, and mashed potatoes >check on thread because "fuck it, if faux al/ck/ lasted that long, maybe it's still up"Holy fucking shit, how is this thread still alive?I love you guys, except for that leaf that can't greentext. I usually love leafs, too. 1.75l anon: day four sober.
>>11577285Its alive somehow
>>11577053Additionally, that shit might say it's 7x filtered- but it tastes like the last six times were through a spaghetti strainer.
Anyone's hearts start to palpitate and kind of hurt after drinking a bunch for an extended length of time i.e. a week or so?
>>11577285I just smelled something that gave me a really incredible craving for Evan Williams green label. I know that the stuff is rancid, but it has a special place in my heart from when I first started drinking. It'll be a bit of a read, but I'm just bored and feel like sharing. If you want to read, read. >be me, 15>close knit with childhood friends who became the "cool kids">they threw parties, had all the connections, and I turned into some charming partying supermachine>one of the kids came from a sort of broken home (not abusive, just UNBELIEVABLY lacking in supervision or discipline) >that house was a few blocks away from school, and I spent almost all of my free time there, not just when they throw parties >his dad is a major alcoholic, is never seen without a bottle of cheap bourbon >his dad is a crazy cool dude. He is a professional chef (high end), carves ice with chainsaws, makes his own knives, taught me how to breath fire, funny as shit, and looked like real life captain morgan>we got along really well, despite the son hating his dad because they were poor and had seen the not fun side of his alcoholism >he always passed out on the couch with black dynamite on, I can hear the title sequence on repeat to this day>one night we were just hanging out as a group and he was just doing his usual drunk/ cheap bourbon thing >"we should start a bonfire out back, hey anon, want to go steal some pallets with me?">"sure">drive around back of an industrial park, it was like something straight out of Trailer Park Boys >"alright I'm going to go run up there and move the pallets, after I knock them over, they're pretty much trash. You throw them in the car, it's just trash" >I knew what was up but was a dedicated hoodlum at that point (unnecessary anecdote: I had stolen enough road cones at that point to stack them one atop another high enough to make a ladder to get onto the roof. I had to move them all one day when a city inspector came.)
>>11577389cont.>get back, make a wicked bonfire with boat gas>having a good time>go inside>SHITHAMMERED friend's dad is in there>talking about how he can cook a bug so good you wouldn't mind eating it>I call bullshit>dude rummages through the tiny kitchen>gets his fucking fishing tacklebox next >herewefuckinggo.exe>makes siracha fried junebugs (it wasn't as bad of a meme back then) >wouldn't eat one, but he called me a pussy>actually really good>he starts flash frying worms and they're still wriggling out of their breading>"fuck it, I'll try one">continued to get hammered and eat bugsI was grossed out looking back on it the next day, but in the moment I was carefree. tl;dr, 15/yo me got bourbon hammered and ate a bunch of bugs with my friends al/ck/ dad. Thanks for reading my blog.>>11577353No heart palpitations, but I can distinctly feel my kidneys and liver hurting. I only know it isn't hypochondria because I know how they feel when they're failing.
>>11571760That's how I feel and I have no vices except jerking off and I sleep between 10 and 11 and get up at 6-7. Also I have no income so OP has like four legs up on me.
>>11569483Sounds fantastic desu
>>11574949Well yeah. That shit kills everything
>>11577571Are you daft m80? You don't swish that shit around like mouthwash when you take a shot. Even then, you still have to clean the plaque out from between your teeth. All vodka does is make you neglect your personal hygiene. And I fucking love vodka. Just don't trick these poor saps into believing that they don't need to brush their teeth. I have a sneaking suspicion that you guys are playing along with this>>11575264 meme a little more subtly.
>>11575323>come hairAt least you're fashionable.
>>11569079it will catch up to you one way or another. i hope you dont have to fall too far before you make a change.
Quitter anon here. I had a rough night last night and spent a lot of time staring up at the ceiling thinking about the good old days. I don't generally like reminiscing about being a drunk, but I feel like I ought to share a story too since everybody else here is so forthcoming. Hopefully this thread hangs in there till I'm back home and can type something that doesn't make me look like a LARPer.>>11577285>day 4 soberAmazing, 1.75l anon. That right there is why you're the best.
>>11573542the duck and the green thing are friends
That's why you become addicted to stims instead of shitty alcohol
>>11578062back to /v/ please
>>11577750>living with 6 housemates, we all hate each other>pass out on living room futon every night until it becomes my unofficial home>work shitty low-paying ice cream scoop job, spend tip money each night on Old Grandad and cigarettes>drink until 4 AM, pass out on sofa, piss myself>wake up in the afternoon, blame it on the housemate's dog>rinse and repeat>finally get chance to move into even cheaper, shittier house>first night after moving in, pass out on their couch and leave a giant piss stainThat one does bring a smile to my face. Old Grandad really got me places in life.
>>11573698complete and utter cope, 5'8 is noticeably short
>>11578813Oh boy do I have a low point story for you m80
>>11578954>>11578813I didn't think to post low points.I've never pissed anything, but>gf has friend I hate>turning 22 and wants to go to fucking disneyland>bite it, spend around $300 on tickets >coming of insanely raunchy drug binge, mostly opiates>spend three days sipping wine and shaking, puking and sweating before departure>get picked up by their caravan>of course I brought my booze with me>sleep and shake my way there>drink when everyone stops for food>get there >get their suite >master bed, living room, and shared room w/two queen beds>we share the queen room, me/gf and her friend and her fiend's boyfriend (he is actually a close friend of mine) >have an awful time at disney world because fuck that place and it was one hundred and fifty fucking degrees in july>everyone is drinking a fair amount every time we get home at night, that part doesn't suck >last day >so fucking over this >me and the other bf decline "park park" entrance to universal studios and say we will catch up >get a few drinks, go see Baby Driver for the first time in theaters>pound as many jai lais as they will let us buy while we're in the theater >go get some moe's afterwords >I then go spend three hundred fucking dollars at some jimmy buffet fuck hut while we try all the fruity drinks >all in all really fucking good timeNow here's where I gear up to make my fatal mistake>ladies and parents get out of the park>we have a few more drinks at the jbfh>we all go to dinner>I order some huge burger and the chick's dad goads me into getting it medium rare because "it's so expensive they gotta be using good beef!">it's beef tartar on a bun>I didn't want to look like a drunk asshole throwing a fit, so I choked it down>otherwise good meal >back to suite>everyone is going hard as fuck because it's the last night there>I go much harder than usual>stay up until around 4:00 talking to birthday girl and sharing cigaretetes>go to bed>in my fucking bed next to gf
>>11569079I recognize that purchase from your receipt in the /beer/ general. Get help.
>>11579008>wake up not even one hour later>at the foot of the other bed (dude and his gf)>discover that I somehow managed to have a horrible food poison-y runny shit at the foot of their bed>it's somehow contained>everyone is passed the fuck out, hard>take sheet trade with my bed's >bag shit sheet and boxers in trashbag found under bathroom sink>put bag in unused closet>throw a travel blanket on my gf>take a huge shower and contemplate suicide>gf asks what happened to the sheet>say I threw up on it>leave some money along with a note for housekeeping that says "pretty much trash" on the bagI really fucking hope that the resort never said anything about that to the parents. They invite me to every holiday function they host, as well as barbecues. I'm still very uncomfortable around them. >tl:dr shit someone else's bed
>>11579032I didn't realize it, but I didn't highlight that it was 100% eating more than a half pound of ground beef that fucked me like that.
>>11579008>>11579032This guy has a girlfriend and I don't
>>11579061Yeah, my dude. I don't know how I control this autism the 95% of the time that I'm able to. I'm justAlways unique totally interesting and sometimes mysterious.
>>11579061He also has an opiate tolerance and you don't. Compare your lives again in 5 years.
>>11579092My man here has a point. Thankfully, the gf doesn't do drugs (other than booze), so she should be okay. I'm 7 months sober from anything other than booze and DUDE LMAO. Realistically, in five years I'll probably be dead and/or without a gf.
>>11579177I wish the best for you, man.
>>11579085>Always unique totally interesting and sometimes mysteriousIs this a slogan from an autism support group? And if so, where do I sign up? I'd go to an Autism meeting long before AA.
>>11573305Speaking as a fat alcoholic, this is true. Stopped cold turkey a few weeks ago and I feel fine.I'll get back to it once my money is right, but until then, no more replacing meals with booze
>>11579021I still find it funny that BCBS is cheaper in California than in the Midwest. I'm thinking of drinking it maybe this week and getting a couple bottles to cellar if it's actually better than the past few years. It sits on the shelves for weeks before eventually selling out, but unfortunately they never discount it.
i've been drinking 2-4 drinks daily for 1.8 years now still havent gained a fucking poundthe pros of being a 125lb lanklet is that you can get a decent buzz going off 3 beers and an empty stomach
>>11569483Hey man, I really dont want to be a downer, but I'm going to be a downer.You spend your off days drinking and jerking off. How often do you fuck your wife? Do that more often. Get sloshed less often. I know I sound like an asshole but... just trust me.
>>11579609Alcoholics always think it's fine until it's not. You probably look fine, feel fine and it isn't affecting your life, but all of this will slowly change as the year go by and it's too late.
>Wake up at 9 AM>Remember I have class. Decide not to go to that.>Browse the internet from bed, rehydrate, fight the morning nausea from the hangover.>Get up around 11>Promise myself I'm going to work on term papers>Fail to do that>Brother goes to work at noon>Live with my younger brother because divorce>"Sneak" a drink or three between noon and five>Write desultory bullshit on a given paper I will never finish>End up looking at Iraq videos and shit, wish I could go back>Begin getting drunk in earnest around 5>Cook! This is the one thing I am good at.>Eat dinner around 8 or 9.>Watch movies until 1 AM>See how deep a fifth is.>Repeat.
>>11569079I get drunk >90% of the nights in a year.RARELY hung-over. I have 6 shots over the course of an hour, hour and a half, late at night.Usually don't remember going to bed.Get up in the morning. Feel fine. Maybe a little thirsty, but otherwise normal.Functional member of society. Feel like a p.o.s. going to the liquor store. Otherwise a fairly regular dude.Am I an alcoholic? Went 13 days without a drink in October, no problems whatsoever.Yet I drink every night.A co-worker once said, when you no longer get hangovers, you're an alcoholic.Is he a cunt, am I someone who has a substance abuse problem, or both? or neither?
>>11579641>end up looking at Iraq videos and shit, wish I could go backThis is honestly the most cringe worthy thing in this entire thread.
shit taste in vodkaseagrams is 100% owned by leaf kikesfor two bottles of shitty jewvodka you could get 1 bottle of titos made in usa. you fucking traitor. also the "food" you got...i guess only the fried chicken is OK. the egg salad sandwich and ca rolls don't go with alc. dumbass. you're gonna die if you keep this up. and nothing of value will have been lost.
>>11579683>totosStopped reading there.
>>11579657whats your age?you might just have a strong liver, or your liver is so fucked that once you stop drinking all the negative effects will finally hit as your body is now used to taking in a certain amount of alc. i drank basically 5-6 nights out of the day throughout my 20's and then stopped. now i feel a lot worse. once you do something you have to keep it up or at least taper slowly. that's the hard part. going from doing ___ to quitting cold turkey is how you really get rekt by the change.
>>11579657>when you no longer get hangovers, you're an alcoholicI don't believe that at all. I'm pretty sure Iv'e been hung over every day for at least the past 5 years, but when it becomes your normal state you don't process it as anything abnormal and just go on with life being relatively functional, but always working a little harder than everyone around you without being able to let them know how much harder it is for you (withdrawals are worse than being hung over). When you're a legit alcoholic "a hangover" basically means going to work with legit alcohol poisoning.
>>11570385You're a total fag, my dude.Get over it.
>>11579689>5-6 nights out of the dayhmm...
>>11579695nah my dude. i have no hang-over. I don't get withdrawals.From a my-body/biochemistry perspective... I am not an addict, evidenced by 13 days stone sober with no effects.On the other hand, I drink to drunk nearly every night.I am concerned, but not willing to change, currently.
>>11579657>when you no longer get hangovers, you're an alcoholicI never got hangovers - not the first time I got drunk, nor any time thereafter.
>>11579722>>when you drive to work drunk and pass, you're an alcoholic>when you can pass a captcha after ten shots...
>>11579641Why don't you drop out of school and become a cook?
>wake up at 2 >preheat oven & grab gatorade >jump in the shower, chug gatorade >hop out and brush teeth >take supplements and ibuprofen >get dressed and put hash brown in oven >smoke first cigarette >come back inside and make fried egg >make coffee >pack bag for work, include 2nd gatorade and red bull >do hair >eat egg and hash brown, drink coffee >make another coffee and go to work >come home around 11 >eat whatever low-cal thing I can find >usually soup >start drinking at midnight >pass out at 4
>>11569079Yes I do, brother. Except my belly hurts if I don’t eat any breakfast and lunch. I need at least one meal before dinner. Your groceries are very similar to mine. Meijer had sushi $5 Wednesday
>>11579697Getting my dick sucked doesnt make me gay
>>11581145It does if the person sucking it has a dick and you aren't wearing a blindfold and unknowingly thinking it was a woman, and even if that did happen you would still probably heavily question your fragile sexuality after having found out.
>>11581289I aint trying to kiss or make this guy my bf. Im just letting him suck my dick. a mouth is a mouth. itsnot like im sittin there jerkin him off while hes doing it
>>11569079There used to be a general for people like you, but who wants to read about a bunch of faggots endlessly moping about shit that they inflict on themselves?
>>11581558at the very least it makes you bi.>>11581561lmao like how is sperging out this bad on a mongolian basket weaving forum site even a thing like lmao just hide the thread or keep scrolling nigga
>>11569079>wake up at 6>run off to the bathroom, massive shit ensues>go shave>make my bed>get propperly dressed>mabey even shine my shoes>eat a massive breakfast of boiled eggs, toast and porridge with apple sauce>eggs are always dry peices of shit, but hey they are free>porriged is usually god tier>after breakfast i clean, sweep the floors, dust where ever i can, mabey clean a toilet or two>proceed to get on with my day, usually spent standing around so no i dont know your feel
>>11581922>porridgewtf is that shit.
>>11581938Apparently something you eat in prison.
>>11571848Don't worry Anon, you'll get there. :^)
>>11581938oatmeal>>11581948I guess you could call it a prison, since im not allowed to leave when I want and im required to do what ever they tell me to do
>>11573854>stare at gf's smirnoff handle for a bit What does this mean?
>>11582060>gf>smirnoff>handleWhich of those don't you understand?
>>11571547Yeah, that's what's up. I switch adderal for the weed though since I don't smoke weed
>>11581948This made me choke on my water when I read it in immediate succession.>>11582060It means that I am five days sober and am not the kind of al/ck/ that can't be around booze or else "lol I literally can't control my options, it's a disease god you guys". I didn't ask my girlfriend to stop drinking because I'm a faggot who is (/maybe was) choosing to destroy his life. So her handle is just hanging out on my countertop, but sometimes I stare longingly at it. >t. 1.75l faggotAdditionally, I haven't really told anyone in my life that I am trying to stop. I don't want a false sense of achievement, and I also don't want to disappoint anyone if I decide to have a drink every once in a while. There's a lot I've fucked up in my life and lifestyle, quitting the sauce is just step one to me getting my shit together and abandoning being a NEET.
>>11581772>lmao>lmao>niggaMaking fun of someone for complaining about shit they do to themselves isn't sperging, and this isn't black twitter you absolute newfag.
>>11569079>Be me 21 yo neet>Wake up at 9 or 10 am>Mommy's gone to work by now>Maybe make some eggs and bacon, only eat every other day>Sit on the computer browsing the 4chans and listen to /mu/sic>Start lighting up at 4pm>Smoke a joint or two very quickly because i just take after hit and i roll shitty joints anyway>Mom comes home at 5pm>She either goes to sleep or goes out with her friends>Continue computer watching, maybe fap untill 11pm>Get in bed and browse 4chan with phone for another hour>sleep>Wake up and repeatHate my life
>>11583033why not do something productive with it?
>>11569079Holy fuck manbut also>>realize you bought too much for your one bag after paying and she gives you a bag for free out of pityWhere the fuck do you have to pay for a bag? What hellhole are you in?
>>11583033>wake up late>eat eggs and bacon>sit around doing whatever I want>smoke weed>hate my lifeI hope you're ok pet, that was really difficult to read. Please be strong and try not to let the fact that your life is a holiday push you over the edge.
>>11573150This is making me sad
>>11581561holy shit it's almost like this is the most popular thread on this board
>>11583033It really sounds like the only thing keeping you from hating your life is you. Look at craigslist or something. Go to a restaurant and ask if they're hiring a dishwasher when someone is on their smoke break or something. There, you'll possibly make some friends, develop some work ethic, and at the very least have some income. It was really hard not to call you a massive faggot while I was typing that. Good luck, anon. I believe in u.
>>11583559*the only thing keeping you from not hating your life.
>>11583033I'm in my early 30's and never proactively went searching for friends, or ever asked a girl out, or went on a real first date, yet when I was your age I had a small circle of friends and a gf and had been having sex regularly since I was 17. I'm not trying to brag or think that's anything to brag about, but in 10 years you will be much uglier, and if you don't go to school or get a job so you can have some kind of a career (money) it's going to be an hero city for you in a decade. Most people your age don't know what they want to do and will just hang out with whoever they find interesting, but in your 30's everyone is married and having kids, and you're out of touch with current shit, and it becomes slim pickings. Getting older is real, and it sucks looking back on your 20's and regretting so many missed opportunities and being in a really shitty place compared to everyone else your age who are doing something more than just subsisting.
OP reporting in. Just wanted to say that I've regularly been making drunken threads like this for close to a decade now, and never intended this to be some kind of covert al/ck/ thread (or that I think a thread belongs to the OP after they hit, "Submit"). That said, I believe that /ck/ has always been the drunk board, and when you start a thread asking a basic or very specific question here you're most likely going to get the best replies from drunk industry anons. When someone decided to make al/ck/ a general I said many times that it was a terrible idea - as generals are always cancer are on slower boards - and I believe it was banned because of all the woe is me /r9k/ crossboarding bullshit. If you can't talk about your alcoholism on /ck/ without a general then you probably don't belong here. al/ck/ was never meant to be some kind of containment thread; it was always the heart of /ck/.
>>11575345why? what do you do on your off days?
>>11583496Never said al/ck/ didn't get a lot of posts, lonely drunk morons will take any chance they get to write a 20 line greentext about all the shitty aspects of the kind of life that they insist on leading.
>wake up at 9:30>get ready for work>pop a bunch of phenibut and kratom>arrive at work>try to appear normal and sober>do my job>take lunch>pop more kratom and phen>do more work>go home>slam a few energy drinks>take more phen and kratom>jerk off>play some vidya with friends>pass outkinda hoping I don't wake up one day desu
>>11573305This>>11569079>>11571760>>11573345Cringe as fuckAlcoholics are the biggest bitches holy shit
>>11585223Woops didn't see that fat fuck bitching tooYou're all so fucking pathetic lmao
>>11573254But he makes liberals mad so it's worth it
>>11569079I work in an industrial field but yeah I know that feeling.>Wake up still drunk and with 5 minutes to get ready because polishing off a 5th, 4 hours before I have to work 300+ feet in the air all day sounded okay at 10pm.>Grab fast food on the way home>Repeat
>>11584988Isn't Kratom bad long term?
>>11584988A few questions.>1. I never throw up on kratom, no matter how much I take. But when I do eat and then re-dose, it makes me vom. I use minimal water and take about 10.5-14g at a time (otherwise I don't feel shit. I have a mad opiate tolerance). Any tips?>2. What strain do you use? I use red bali if I can. >3. Where do you get yours? Where I get mine, it's about $40/ 3oz. It's still cheaper than booze or real drugs, but it seems a little steep for how much people claim to be using it daily. >4. What the fuck is phenibut? I'll google, but I would love to hear you explain how it reacts with kratom. >>11585223Oh my god some fat little bitch is sad, poor baby. Go eat something maybe it'll make your lil' tum tum feel better sweaty :)
>>11584988yikes man, you realize that both those drugs have withdrawals if you abuse them
>don't drink>don't smoke>don't have any friends>don't have a gf>don't even have a cat>between work and sleep I read, play video games, and try to get better at cooking, one thing at a time. Doing fried rice right nowAnd so is the extent of my life
>>11585800tbqh your life seems breddy comfy, but it doesn't count if it is involuntary. Milkwalker says: where you live?I would love to just take a year off from all of this bullshit.
>>11585800Oh, also. I'm sure you know this, but use cold rice, my dude! I always keep a small sheet pan of cold rice chilling in my fridge because I make stir fry so often. Best of luck, anon.
>>11585819It's simple but yeah, pretty comfy. Only real sucky part is that I live in Ohio, but after I move out somewhere I want to live and get a cat it should be perfect
>>11585859That's crazy, I had a buddy of mine who actually moved to Ohio just to take a year off and live like a neet. He came right back a year later, and it turned his shit right around. I had another pal that lived rural Ohio, but he moved to Columbus ("civilization" as he calls it) and his life got miles better. If you're considering moving, I would heavily recommend the south/ southeast. It's trashy a lot (mostly cities that THINK they're cities), but our major cities aren't anywhere near as expensive to live in, plus the weather is great for bicycling if you decide you don't want the added expense of a car/insurance.Ohio just doesn't seem like it... Makes people happy to me.
>>11570233Based as FUCK
>>11574283ultra pasteurized milk has a longer shelf life and taste difference is negligible (slightly sweeter)
>>11585682>1. I never throw up on kratom, no matter how much I take. But when I do eat and then re-dose, it makes me vom. I use minimal water and take about 10.5-14g at a time (otherwise I don't feel shit. I have a mad opiate tolerance). Any tips?I've never vomited despite taking upwards of 20mg through out the day(redosing). I know it's a diuretic so maybe you aren't getting enough liquids. If it's the taste, make tea with it or put it in a capsule. Chasing it is harsh but it takes effort to keep it down.>2. What strain do you use? I use red bali if I can. I've only ever tried Reds, they're the strongest(from what I researched)>3. Where do you get yours? Where I get mine, it's about $40/ 3oz. It's still cheaper than booze or real drugs, but it seems a little steep for how much people claim to be using it daily. I just got a half kilo from kratom virtue for about 40$, where do you get yours from?>4. What the fuck is phenibut? I'll google, but I would love to hear you explain how it reacts with kratom. It's like a generic xanax with different effects depending on how much you take.High dose(2000mg or so) = knock you out after the come up, make you really relaxed etc.Low Dose(500mg or so) = you'll get a euphoric, stimulant like effect and the relaxation will be more subtle.Tolerance builds up quick in both of them so I try to cycle every so often with booze.
>>115859991. Not the taste. I make a muddy mix and just chase it with water in big gulps. I probably just need to drink more liquids with it. I've heard that from someone before. 2. That's also the exact same thing that I've heard. 3. I have a buddy who has recommended an online shop. I go to some local place that's right around the corner. I usually buy it on impulse, maybe I'll try an online shop. 4. Holy shit, that might fix my sleep issues. Where do you get that? Is it online, or in stores? US if that matters. I'm not huge into nutropics, but am down to do my research. >pls see number 4
>>11586023>Where do you get that? Is it online, or in stores? US if that matters. I'm not huge into nutropics, but am down to do my research. liftmode or nootropicsdepot
>>11586029Heard. Thanks, homie.
>>11586037Just be careful with Phen, if you're mixing the two, they're both downers and they will fuck you up and depress your breathing.Plus Phen has a very long after life, you'll feel it into the next day, so if you plan on redosing after 4-6 hours to get that stimulant high, just know it's still in your system and the downer effect will accumulate and fuck you up.
>>11582175Random anon who passes through /ck/ a bit. Good luck on your goals
>>11584178Workout. Hike. Go for drives. Walk around listening to podcasts etc.
>>11586117not impressive and nothing to be proud of
>>11573854It's frankly bullshit that those threads can't be posted. Dumbass faggots running the board don't realize that it was probably helping a lot of people. I always browsed that thread for a reason not to drink, and it kept me straight during hard times because half the people in that thread were such terrible fuck ups.
>>11586147At the risk of ruining this thread, I think that that muslim mod might be gone. This thread has survived for almost four days. I would say bring it back, but I doubt we could find a way to broadcast it to the former al/ck/s that have since abandoned this board whilst hopelessly following the migrations of the thread.
>>11569079i bet you couldn't go to sleep early and get a full nights rest. Probably wouldn't even try because you've trained yourself to be a total loser, with the only effort you ever put up going towards keeping your shitty life going exactly as shitty as it has been for the past three years.
>>11574385You should probably be worried - not to scare you, but that sounds exactly like me at 22. It does not get more fun, only more miserable, from here. I'd fully encourage you to start doing something about it now. Don't be someone who thinks it cannot happen to them, because I lived that life and it ended up happening to me. Remember, it does not get more fun.
>>11569079this hurts me anon
>>11570565This.People saying it's pathetic must be jealous wagies with no wife or gf.
>>11576673>unironically gatekeeping alcoholismYou're a fucking worm, hope your pathetic addiction kills you
>wake up at 2pm and for a moment forget the sharp depressing pain on my insides>remember that i'm depressed, feel like absolute shit>stumble from my mattress on my living room floor to my fridge>mix a giant bottle of gatorade and vodka and ice>chug the shit out of it>grab a case of vodka mudshake>chug 5/6 of them>after 40 mins, feel fine enough to eat some food>order a large greasy pepperoni pizza and 2 litres of coke with garlic sauce>mix 3 or 4 drinks of rum/coke and eat>completely hammered and full of pizza by 5pm>convince a friend to buy me liquor and pay them extra>play online poker and NHL 2000 until 3am>sober up a bit and go to the gym>come home at 5am, have another rum and coke>pass out>repeat, sundays i'd stock up on alcoholi did this for 5 months
>>11571837>I haven't drank in years>I still drink nowAre you drunk right now retard?
>>11587051yes i'm actually drunk and retarded
>>11569483>>11570565it'll be comfy til his wife leaves him for being a pile of shit and he's strung out as fuck. He'll keep finding bottles he's hidden around the house, and he'll continue hiding them even after she's gone. He'll stop eating breakfast, because he won't be able keep toast down, much less eggs. most of the time, he won't remember if he ate or not. He'll text her and beg her to come back and promise he's stopped drinking, but she knows he only sends those texts when he is shitfaced. Eventually he'll run into a telephone pole, maybe live, maybe die.
>>11570233sounds boring as fuck honestly
>>11569079thanks, added this to my blog, I really appreciate it
>>11574393currently living a similar life, but the gf works at publix so its extra cozy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE I JUST SIT BROWSE 4CHAN FOR 16 HOURS A DAY NOT EVEN VIDEO GAMES APPEAL TO ME ANYMORE
>>11574065I'll keep SMART in mind. I agree with you about AA. The religious undertone is an overtone where I'm from, and the way it works encourages cliques within the groups and minimizes a person's own role in both addiction and recovery.>>11573854Good to hear you're still with us.
>>11574385I used two rules mostly to keep my habit under control: don't drink before noon and don't drink alone. The noon rule only started after I fell asleep, though, and you'd be surprised how socially adept a chantard can be.I'd find something else to do with the time you drink-I exercise, but things like writing, models, even shitposting in generals can help get in the way.
>>11573929>>11574065former junkie here, weighing in. AA/NA can be ok, a lot of how effective/helpful it can be is dependent on how good the people are, which is obviously going to vary widely. The core message, steps are definitely not a bad thing, or at least, I wouldn't write it off cuz I know multiple people who do the program and it works. nothing works for everyone of course. personally, I wouldn't go to AA/NA outside of major cities, cause it gets way more christian and it's just church at that point, also people get pretty small minded in the more provinicial/insular groups. I recommend looking into meditation for recovery, also SMART is legit helpful. I do zen meditation, it's pretty chill, I have a small group that I go to that is ostensible buddhist 12 step, but mostly is just some friendly folks who support each other. Also, they aren't constantly dwelling on addiction and drug/booze stories all the time (drawback of AA/NA)peace, good luck.no heroin for 3.92 years for me. no booze, nothing. just clean living and personal stability and happiness.
>>11584988phenibut withdrawals are the worst. make sure you don't run out unexpectedly.