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>He doesn't butter his coffee
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I tried it. Meh, I'd rather have black.
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Begging for a greaseball of diarrhea
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>>11540199
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>11540199
He doesn't butter his taint
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>>11540211
>his taint lacks natural lubrication and needs butter
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>>11540211
Don't do this, it releases gas.
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>>11540204
Cock
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>>11540199
>He doesn't ice cream his fries
>He doesn't ketchup his ice cream
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>>11540211
this guy fucks
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wranglerstar GO AWAY
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>>11540420
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>>11540199
Ok.... I'll try it tomorrow
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You have to blend it somehow, you can just stir it in. Might as well dip your toast in in your mug for breakfast, would only recommend with a dark roast.
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>>11540435
>Japanese style ketofag coffee
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>>11540486
>Might as well dip your toast in in your mug for breakfast
That's closer to what some Tibetan people actually do. Sometimes they'll add roasted barley flour to the tea along with milk/butter to make a kind of thick porridge or dumpling.
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>>11540199
I tried the meme and it tasted bad and gave me heartburn.
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>>11540204
Italian?
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>>11540199
I tried it, it's not that good. Butter tea is better.
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I want bulletproof coffee shills to leave
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>>11540988
>he thinks chemex is nip shit
why do you comment when you clearly know nothing about it? how embarrassing for you..
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>>11542929
Japanese style pourover refers to putting ice in the carafe as you brew, "Japanese style ketofag coffee" refers to what you see in the picture
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nice yaeh
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>>11540435
holy shit
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butter bump
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>>11540435
This is sacrilege
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>He drinks coffee

Why is coffee pushed so much? Yah all gonna die of heart attack.
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>>11540199
fucking degenerate wtf... do americans actually do this?
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>>11540199
do you faggot deliberately add 200kcal and zero nutrition to your coffee and make it taste worse in the process?
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>>11540199
>implying coffee doesn't already make me shit like a demon
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>>11546588
>Butter
>zero nutrition

If it were vegetable oil that would be true but butter has a lot of nutrients.
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>>11540199
>when having liquid sharts twice a week isn't enough
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>>11546557
mountain climbers do for the calories. Anyone else who does it is weird
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>>11546557
If you had to drink american coffee you'd probably be putting weird shit into it too. I mean, it can't get any worse.
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>>11546716
How so? I drink it black and the beans pretty much always are imported from South America.
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>>11540231
This isn't as awful, since apparently it's fairly common for people dunk their fries in milkshake.
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>>11540199
Milo with egg > coffee with butter
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>>11546908
based matto
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>>11540199
no, I just use cream like a regular fucking human being
>LOOK AT ME I ADD BUTTER I'M SO FUCKING BAD ASS
literally all you're doing is adding back the fat that was skimmed off to turn cream into milk
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>>11546757
I think he means 'american' as in 'USA', which means crappy filtered coffee for the most part.
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>>11540199
No he doesn't.
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I prefer coconut oil and a splash of heavy cream.
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>>11547054
that sounds gay
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>>11540199
have you ever tried this? it is fucking disgusting
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>>11548956
One tbsp per cup is phenomenal.
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>americans
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>>11549469
>poor people
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>>11549964
>americans
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>>11540435
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>>11546973
Yeah if you buy a $1 McDick's coffee maybe.
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Post pictures of you faggots actually trying this.
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>>11543098
but that's butter in the carafe, fampai, not ice cubes
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>>11540206
>cant resist talking about his asshole/shit
boomer detected
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>>11546557
>>11546716
>>11546973
>>11549469
>>11551956

DO AMERICANS REALLY
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Cream>butter
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>>11553198
just drink milk then fags. butter accentuates the coffees flavour profile
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>>11553181
ja/ck/??
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>>11540199
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>>11554181
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>>11553181
>>11553191

>putting hot shit in your blender
Please don't do this.
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>>11549469
>>11549964
Your mothers screaming for my penis.
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>>11540199
>he doesn't butter his mug then pour in his coffee
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>>11540435
What am I looking at here?
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>>11554517
Why can't blenders handle hot food? Genuinely curious.
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>>11554686
I suspect that anon is either an idiot or has some sort of irrational phobia.

Any blender worthy of the name has no problem with hot liquids. It's standard restaurant practice to puree things while boiling hot because that produces a finer textured puree.
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>>11554686
people forget that the top will get hot and don't use a towel or something as an insulator so they burn themselves
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>>11540435
kek
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>>11553181
>>11553191
Apparently it's called 'bulletproof coffee'. Keto psychos do it.
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>>11540435
That knife isn't rustic enough for Wranglerfag.
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I tried this but all the butter would float to the top so when I went to sip it I'd just drink pure butter until it ran out then just had black coffee. Am I doing something wrong? Or do I just have to stir the fuck out of it before every sip
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>>11540199
it's better with coconut fat, also, it doesn't shitty your cup as much if you let it cool
>>11540206
boomin'
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bump
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>>11556435
Bumps don't work on 4channel oldfriend
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>>11556452
butter
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>>11556128
Think you have to put it in a blender with coffee to mix it in all the way
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bump
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>>11556452
Then how does a thread get to the top of front page?
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>>11557544
Decided by Janitors.
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>>11554181
At least that dragonfly got sucked off before getting vored.
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>>11554686
it's not really a problem with a standard blender, but bullet style blenders are closed and rely on rubber seals to keep everything inside. When you put hot anything into the blender and close the lid steam starts to build inside, as you blend it more steam is released, eventually the air pressure inside the container forces liquid out through the sealed lid, making a literal hot mess.
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>he doesn't pepper his coffee
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>>11554181
>little girl starts crying
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>he doesn't butter his margerine

Are you even American?
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>>11540207
Which Yakuza game?
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>>11554181
I really didn't need to see that.
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at least add an egg yolk so it emulsifies
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>>11558768
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I just tried this because I saw this thread last night.
It was okay I guess. I used unsalted butter, a decent pad and just stirred it in until it melted. I might try it again I guess. But I still prefer black, or black with just cream.
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>>11554181
That's just nasty.
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>>11556146
Correct.

I just started putting coconut oil into my morning cawfee. It's amazing. It goes well with a little honey and milk too. Coats the lips so I've not had to experience cracked lips all season too
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>>11546600
oh yeah those nice heart clogging nutrients
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>>11540199
Bulletproof coffee is only for ketomemes, no one would drink it otherwise.
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>>11561104
i want to feel pity for her, but she's not pretty enough.

i guess a woman's value is directly related to how good she looks. am i autistic for only realizing this now?
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>>11561277
If you're older than four; yes.
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Some are saying over a table spoon per cup? Also adding another oil along with blending it all seems like a pointless step as long as you add warmed butter before the coffee.
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>forgetting mct oil
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yogurt or cheese is where I draw the line
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bump
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>>11561277
you're autistic, but not because of that.
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>>11555963
>'s standard restaurant practice
I suspect that they have better blenders than most home kitchens.

Home blenders are often glass jugs which can crack with hot soup (I've done it).

Hot liquids release steam which creates pressure, this can leak liquid out of the rubber seals but also create a mild explosion of hot liquid when you open it, scalding yourself.
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>>11561277
>a woman's value is directly related to how good she looks
To you anyway. Once you have a partner that you love, you might start to realise that you can interact with women on non-sexual levels. Or not I suppose, not all men are capable.

>>11561104
She doesn't seem to be freaking out about it, just waiting for the bleeding to stop I guess. Tongues can bleed a lot.

>>11540992
>some Tibetan people actually do. Sometimes they'll add roasted barley flour to the tea along with milk/butter to make a kind of thick porridge or dumpling
I've had that, it's bland af, I couldn't finish my bowl.
The butter tea isn't bad though.
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>>11540206
Why do boomers shit themselves all the time?
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>>11565601
>I suspect that they have better blenders than most home kitchens.
Like I said, "any blender worthy of the name".

>>Home blenders are often glass jugs which can crack with hot soup (I've done it).
sounds like you had an extra-shitty blender.

>>Hot liquids release steam which creates pressure, this can leak liquid out of the rubber seals but also create a mild explosion of hot liquid when you open it, scalding yourself.
Blenders which aren't pieces of garbage have vented lids which prevent this from happening.
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>>11566282
what is the idea behind doing this that would just make both worse
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>>11566282
This is a game changer.
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>>11553184
R/woosh
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bump.
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bup
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>>11566083
Anal weakens the sphincter
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goddamn degenerates
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Why not put a little grease in your coffee?
Why not try it?
Put a little grease in your Java.
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>>11540199
i like this but waiting for it to dissolve is annoying as fuck
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>>11570454
That's what a blender of some kind is for you FUCKING IDIOT
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>>11570461
i don't have a blender
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>>11540199
>he dosent weigh 350lbs
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>>11540199
dingbat
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>he masturbates while high on coffee

Masturbation is bad
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>>11571515
coffee is a stimulate so it can make you horny
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bump
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>>11571111
butter my units
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>>11540199
>being american
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bunp
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>>11556063
sends you metabolism into orbit, burn loads of fat, need coconut oil in it too tho, not just butter
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>>11540199
Why butter your coffee instead of just adding a splash of cream to it like a normal person? It's not like this is particularly healthier than the other. Dave Asprey is a fag.
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>>11578070
does it really burn fat by putting butter in your coffee? how does it taste?
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>>11578070
bullshit and taste is worse off.
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What's the science behind coffee making you shit
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>>11580392
the beans and the butter
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>>11578388
>does it really burn fat by putting butter in your coffee?

Of course not. Literally just a big pharma meme to see if they can fool retards into drinking themselves into buying statins.
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another crap maker
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>>11580392
There are a few theories but I don't think anything has definitely been proven or it's just a combination of them all. The caffeine, acidity, or a chemical that signals the intestines to start pushing shit out.
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>not putting rum and eggnog in your coffee
What are you gay?
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>>11578388
No. It tastes alright though. Despite the claim that the coffee keeps off hunger pangs you'll be hungry again about an hour after drinking it.
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>>11581098
coffee and hard liquor don't mix
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>>11581111

Coffee with Jameson whiskey is excellent. What are you talking about?
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>>11581117
go try it then kid and show us it going down the drain after 2 sips
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>>11581127

I drink it almost every day. What's your trip?

>Pic related
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>>11581151
and the coffee?
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>>11581163

It's Peruvian organic from sprouts, if that is what you are asking.
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>>11581151
Let's see you mixing them though.
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>>11581172

I'm not making a video to prove to you that I enjoy my Irish coffee. Just take my word for it. It's fantastic and I enjoy the taste.
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>>11540231
this is more than 6 fries, gtfo.
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>>11540199
Nope, also I don't weigh 300 pounds.
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>>11581336
you also have no balls?
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>>11581507

for what?
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why not just swallow the butter? It's not like fat is soluable in water and you sure as hell are not adding an emulsifier.
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>>11581151
How does it feel compared to just drinking alcohol or coffee on their own?
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>>11580392
caffeine plus gastrocolic reflex
That's it
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>>11581541
oh god. I wish that was me
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>>11581516
knowledge
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>>11581516
America.
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>>11581550

It feels really smooth and good. The high is more uppity because of the coffee. It's like being very focused, but slow at the same time, if that makes any sense. Also, you don't get that 'slump' feeling you get from drinking too much alcohol. I like to pour two 45ml shots in my coffee, 1tbsp of brown sugar, and a little bit of half n half or creamer. I usually use a light coffee, but you can use darker roasts as well. Both roasts mix and taste well with the whiskey.
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>>11571090
>salmon-ella.jpg
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>>11578388
Calories in, Calories out nigga
Keto just makes it easier for fatasses because they arn't craving suger 24/7
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>>11546557
Never seen it in burgerstan, I'm actually disgusted
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>>11553775
>milk is better than butter
>if you love it so much why don't you marry it
Why do you not get that people like dairy flavor, not greasy salty taste
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>>11582835
>uses salted butter
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>>11553953
>>11553181
>>11553191

I thought it was Jack too because of the fat hands and the huge mess from inept cooking.

But then I remembered he had that stroke and his arm got fucked up so this can't be him
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wranglestar
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>>11582890
It's also missing his trademark $5 ring
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unless youre tibetan or mongolian or live in fucking siberia putting butter in your coffee/tea is retarded. just use cream.

but putting a pinch of salt is god tier for dark roasts.
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>>11582589
>It's like being very focused, but slow at the same time, if that makes any sense.
Yeah I get that feeling from tea sometimes if I haven't had it for a long time then have a strong cup. Supposedly it's from the L-theanine and caffeine together, so I guess alcohol could do the same thing.
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yeah
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>>11540204
hardly surprising, coming from you
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>>11584963
nah
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>>11540211
>he doesn't have all natural buttery balls
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>>11566289
wow haha you sure showed him hah
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it sounds like some bs gimmick to me and it looks like it might even give you the shits + they’re just trying to sell their product
https://blog.bulletproof.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/
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>>11585349
so you shill it anyway okay
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eric style
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butter my peanut
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numo
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>>11586628
This looks like a boomer Facebook post
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Shut up.
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up
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>>11552160

that fucking file name tho hahaha
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ha
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>>11588571
why would people bring this kind of evil into the world
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>>11581785
That you were the chick, or the stick of butter?
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>>11590133
Footfags.
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>>11588571
>pasta not tossed in the sauce before plating
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>>11588571
if i went and sat down and this, well, presumably girl just laid down in front of me and shoved her feet through a solid table, tablecloth and plate, i'd probably just vomit all over to be honest
I've seen so much shocking shit that I'm never even stunned by gore etc, and yet this genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach, i think it's because the feet are so shiny and there's like a ring on one of the toes
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>>11590386
Fuck off, i dictate the sauce:pasta ratio for each mouthful
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>>11546557
It's no different from putting cream in your coffee.
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I don't even drink coffee. I hate the taste and my digestive system reacts by making me feel pukey-pukey
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>>11588571
>barefoot wine

lel
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>>11540199
>He doesn't find the cold spot in his soup before eating
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hump
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>>11540199
Was thinking about making a post replacing butter with cum but I suddenly got a boner and am concerned.
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>>11594908
Mom! we're out of cream for your coffee!

Never mind I found some!
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>>11590372
I like feet but that image is pretty gross for a bunch of different reasons.



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