>He doesn't butter his coffee
I tried it. Meh, I'd rather have black.
Begging for a greaseball of diarrhea
>>11540199GET THE FUCK OUT
>>11540199He doesn't butter his taint
>>11540211>his taint lacks natural lubrication and needs butter
>>11540211Don't do this, it releases gas.
>>11540199>He doesn't ice cream his fries>He doesn't ketchup his ice cream
>>11540211this guy fucks
wranglerstar GO AWAY
>>11540199Ok.... I'll try it tomorrow
You have to blend it somehow, you can just stir it in. Might as well dip your toast in in your mug for breakfast, would only recommend with a dark roast.
>>11540435>Japanese style ketofag coffee
>>11540486>Might as well dip your toast in in your mug for breakfastThat's closer to what some Tibetan people actually do. Sometimes they'll add roasted barley flour to the tea along with milk/butter to make a kind of thick porridge or dumpling.
>>11540199I tried the meme and it tasted bad and gave me heartburn.
>>11540199I tried it, it's not that good. Butter tea is better.
I want bulletproof coffee shills to leave
>>11540988>he thinks chemex is nip shitwhy do you comment when you clearly know nothing about it? how embarrassing for you..
>>11542929Japanese style pourover refers to putting ice in the carafe as you brew, "Japanese style ketofag coffee" refers to what you see in the picture
>>11540435This is sacrilege
>He drinks coffee Why is coffee pushed so much? Yah all gonna die of heart attack.
>>11540199fucking degenerate wtf... do americans actually do this?
>>11540199do you faggot deliberately add 200kcal and zero nutrition to your coffee and make it taste worse in the process?
>>11540199>implying coffee doesn't already make me shit like a demon
>>11546588>Butter>zero nutrition If it were vegetable oil that would be true but butter has a lot of nutrients.
>>11540199>when having liquid sharts twice a week isn't enough
>>11546557mountain climbers do for the calories. Anyone else who does it is weird
>>11546557If you had to drink american coffee you'd probably be putting weird shit into it too. I mean, it can't get any worse.
>>11546716How so? I drink it black and the beans pretty much always are imported from South America.
>>11540231This isn't as awful, since apparently it's fairly common for people dunk their fries in milkshake.
>>11540199Milo with egg > coffee with butter
>>11540199no, I just use cream like a regular fucking human being>LOOK AT ME I ADD BUTTER I'M SO FUCKING BAD ASSliterally all you're doing is adding back the fat that was skimmed off to turn cream into milk
>>11546757I think he means 'american' as in 'USA', which means crappy filtered coffee for the most part.
>>11540199No he doesn't.
I prefer coconut oil and a splash of heavy cream.
>>11547054that sounds gay
>>11540199have you ever tried this? it is fucking disgusting
>>11548956One tbsp per cup is phenomenal.
>>11546973Yeah if you buy a $1 McDick's coffee maybe.
Post pictures of you faggots actually trying this.
>>11543098but that's butter in the carafe, fampai, not ice cubes
>>11540206>cant resist talking about his asshole/shitboomer detected
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>>11553198just drink milk then fags. butter accentuates the coffees flavour profile
>>11553181>>11553191>putting hot shit in your blenderPlease don't do this.
>>11549469>>11549964Your mothers screaming for my penis.
>>11540199>he doesn't butter his mug then pour in his coffee
>>11540435What am I looking at here?
>>11554517Why can't blenders handle hot food? Genuinely curious.
>>11554686I suspect that anon is either an idiot or has some sort of irrational phobia.Any blender worthy of the name has no problem with hot liquids. It's standard restaurant practice to puree things while boiling hot because that produces a finer textured puree.
>>11554686people forget that the top will get hot and don't use a towel or something as an insulator so they burn themselves
>>11553181>>11553191Apparently it's called 'bulletproof coffee'. Keto psychos do it.
>>11540435That knife isn't rustic enough for Wranglerfag.
I tried this but all the butter would float to the top so when I went to sip it I'd just drink pure butter until it ran out then just had black coffee. Am I doing something wrong? Or do I just have to stir the fuck out of it before every sip
>>11540199it's better with coconut fat, also, it doesn't shitty your cup as much if you let it cool>>11540206boomin'
>>11556435Bumps don't work on 4channel oldfriend
>>11556128Think you have to put it in a blender with coffee to mix it in all the way
>>11556452Then how does a thread get to the top of front page?
>>11557544Decided by Janitors.
>>11554181At least that dragonfly got sucked off before getting vored.
>>11554686it's not really a problem with a standard blender, but bullet style blenders are closed and rely on rubber seals to keep everything inside. When you put hot anything into the blender and close the lid steam starts to build inside, as you blend it more steam is released, eventually the air pressure inside the container forces liquid out through the sealed lid, making a literal hot mess.
>he doesn't pepper his coffee
>>11554181>little girl starts crying
>he doesn't butter his margerine Are you even American?
>>11540207Which Yakuza game?
>>11554181I really didn't need to see that.
at least add an egg yolk so it emulsifies
I just tried this because I saw this thread last night.It was okay I guess. I used unsalted butter, a decent pad and just stirred it in until it melted. I might try it again I guess. But I still prefer black, or black with just cream.
>>11554181That's just nasty.
>>11556146Correct. I just started putting coconut oil into my morning cawfee. It's amazing. It goes well with a little honey and milk too. Coats the lips so I've not had to experience cracked lips all season too
>>11546600oh yeah those nice heart clogging nutrients
>>11540199Bulletproof coffee is only for ketomemes, no one would drink it otherwise.
>>11561104i want to feel pity for her, but she's not pretty enough.i guess a woman's value is directly related to how good she looks. am i autistic for only realizing this now?
>>11561277If you're older than four; yes.
Some are saying over a table spoon per cup? Also adding another oil along with blending it all seems like a pointless step as long as you add warmed butter before the coffee.
>forgetting mct oil
yogurt or cheese is where I draw the line
>>11561277you're autistic, but not because of that.
>>11555963>'s standard restaurant practiceI suspect that they have better blenders than most home kitchens.Home blenders are often glass jugs which can crack with hot soup (I've done it).Hot liquids release steam which creates pressure, this can leak liquid out of the rubber seals but also create a mild explosion of hot liquid when you open it, scalding yourself.
>>11561277>a woman's value is directly related to how good she looksTo you anyway. Once you have a partner that you love, you might start to realise that you can interact with women on non-sexual levels. Or not I suppose, not all men are capable.>>11561104She doesn't seem to be freaking out about it, just waiting for the bleeding to stop I guess. Tongues can bleed a lot.>>11540992>some Tibetan people actually do. Sometimes they'll add roasted barley flour to the tea along with milk/butter to make a kind of thick porridge or dumplingI've had that, it's bland af, I couldn't finish my bowl.The butter tea isn't bad though.
>>11540206Why do boomers shit themselves all the time?
>>11565601>I suspect that they have better blenders than most home kitchens.Like I said, "any blender worthy of the name".>>Home blenders are often glass jugs which can crack with hot soup (I've done it).sounds like you had an extra-shitty blender.>>Hot liquids release steam which creates pressure, this can leak liquid out of the rubber seals but also create a mild explosion of hot liquid when you open it, scalding yourself.Blenders which aren't pieces of garbage have vented lids which prevent this from happening.
>>11566282what is the idea behind doing this that would just make both worse
>>11566282This is a game changer.
>>11566083Anal weakens the sphincter
Why not put a little grease in your coffee?Why not try it?Put a little grease in your Java.
>>11540199i like this but waiting for it to dissolve is annoying as fuck
>>11570454That's what a blender of some kind is for you FUCKING IDIOT
>>11570461i don't have a blender
>>11540199>he dosent weigh 350lbs
>he masturbates while high on coffeeMasturbation is bad
>>11571515coffee is a stimulate so it can make you horny
>>11571111butter my units
>>11556063sends you metabolism into orbit, burn loads of fat, need coconut oil in it too tho, not just butter
>>11540199Why butter your coffee instead of just adding a splash of cream to it like a normal person? It's not like this is particularly healthier than the other. Dave Asprey is a fag.
>>11578070does it really burn fat by putting butter in your coffee? how does it taste?
>>11578070bullshit and taste is worse off.
What's the science behind coffee making you shit
>>11580392the beans and the butter
>>11578388>does it really burn fat by putting butter in your coffee?Of course not. Literally just a big pharma meme to see if they can fool retards into drinking themselves into buying statins.
another crap maker
>>11580392There are a few theories but I don't think anything has definitely been proven or it's just a combination of them all. The caffeine, acidity, or a chemical that signals the intestines to start pushing shit out.
>not putting rum and eggnog in your coffeeWhat are you gay?
>>11578388No. It tastes alright though. Despite the claim that the coffee keeps off hunger pangs you'll be hungry again about an hour after drinking it.
>>11581098coffee and hard liquor don't mix
>>11581111Coffee with Jameson whiskey is excellent. What are you talking about?
>>11581117go try it then kid and show us it going down the drain after 2 sips
>>11581127I drink it almost every day. What's your trip?>Pic related
>>11581151and the coffee?
>>11581163It's Peruvian organic from sprouts, if that is what you are asking.
>>11581151Let's see you mixing them though.
>>11581172I'm not making a video to prove to you that I enjoy my Irish coffee. Just take my word for it. It's fantastic and I enjoy the taste.
>>11540231this is more than 6 fries, gtfo.
>>11540199Nope, also I don't weigh 300 pounds.
>>11581336you also have no balls?
why not just swallow the butter? It's not like fat is soluable in water and you sure as hell are not adding an emulsifier.
>>11581151How does it feel compared to just drinking alcohol or coffee on their own?
>>11580392caffeine plus gastrocolic reflexThat's it
>>11581541oh god. I wish that was me
>>11581550It feels really smooth and good. The high is more uppity because of the coffee. It's like being very focused, but slow at the same time, if that makes any sense. Also, you don't get that 'slump' feeling you get from drinking too much alcohol. I like to pour two 45ml shots in my coffee, 1tbsp of brown sugar, and a little bit of half n half or creamer. I usually use a light coffee, but you can use darker roasts as well. Both roasts mix and taste well with the whiskey.
>>11578388Calories in, Calories out niggaKeto just makes it easier for fatasses because they arn't craving suger 24/7
>>11546557Never seen it in burgerstan, I'm actually disgusted
>>11553775>milk is better than butter>if you love it so much why don't you marry itWhy do you not get that people like dairy flavor, not greasy salty taste
>>11582835>uses salted butter
>>11553953>>11553181>>11553191I thought it was Jack too because of the fat hands and the huge mess from inept cooking.But then I remembered he had that stroke and his arm got fucked up so this can't be him
>>11582890It's also missing his trademark $5 ring
unless youre tibetan or mongolian or live in fucking siberia putting butter in your coffee/tea is retarded. just use cream.but putting a pinch of salt is god tier for dark roasts.
>>11582589>It's like being very focused, but slow at the same time, if that makes any sense.Yeah I get that feeling from tea sometimes if I haven't had it for a long time then have a strong cup. Supposedly it's from the L-theanine and caffeine together, so I guess alcohol could do the same thing.
>>11540204hardly surprising, coming from you
>>11540211>he doesn't have all natural buttery balls
>>11566289wow haha you sure showed him hah
it sounds like some bs gimmick to me and it looks like it might even give you the shits + they’re just trying to sell their producthttps://blog.bulletproof.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/
>>11585349so you shill it anyway okay
butter my peanut
>>11586628This looks like a boomer Facebook post
>>11552160that fucking file name tho hahaha
>>11588571why would people bring this kind of evil into the world
>>11581785That you were the chick, or the stick of butter?
>>11588571>pasta not tossed in the sauce before plating
>>11588571if i went and sat down and this, well, presumably girl just laid down in front of me and shoved her feet through a solid table, tablecloth and plate, i'd probably just vomit all over to be honestI've seen so much shocking shit that I'm never even stunned by gore etc, and yet this genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach, i think it's because the feet are so shiny and there's like a ring on one of the toes
>>11590386Fuck off, i dictate the sauce:pasta ratio for each mouthful
>>11546557It's no different from putting cream in your coffee.
I don't even drink coffee. I hate the taste and my digestive system reacts by making me feel pukey-pukey
>>11540199>He doesn't find the cold spot in his soup before eating
>>11540199Was thinking about making a post replacing butter with cum but I suddenly got a boner and am concerned.
>>11594908Mom! we're out of cream for your coffee!Never mind I found some!
>>11590372I like feet but that image is pretty gross for a bunch of different reasons.