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Sheik is my love!I just learned that Super Mario Maker 2 does NOT have the costume option like the first game did. The first game had it, so why get rid of it? I realize that some of those characters were licensed, but they couldn't at least keep the Nintendo characters like Sheik? I was so hyped for this game because I figured the option would still be in and it would be a new game for my Sheik. Unless they add it in an update, Nintendo just had to take it away. My disappointment in immeasurable and my day is ruined.>>3484003>How do you approach her, if at allWell, I would firstly think that Sheik was feeling really down about her past. I think she might have times in which she would feel sorrow about her unhappy and unfair past. I would understand it fully and be there for her. If she needed space, I would give her space. I have 100% empathy for what she went through.If it were about something else, I would slowly approach her and ask her what's wrong and that I'm here for her. I would probably try to hold her in my arms while asking. I want to so everything I can to show that she can talk to me and feel comfort from me.>>3484045I have looked into lucid dreaming before, but I have decided against it. Dreams to me are pretty important when it comes to my Sheik since one very particular dream helped me realize my feelings for her. One aspect I really find important is me not knowing in advance when the dream will occur. It being a surprise adds to its value, plus I don't want to be in control of it. That way it actually feels like real life. Does that make sense?>>3484082>You just need to convince Zelda to be the surrogate! Women do it all the time, though not quite like this...Yeah, that's something I've been thinking about. That would be a good way to not force Zelda to stay dormant for a full 9 months. However, I still have to figure out if Zelda would be willing to help raise our children.(Cont.)
>>3484082If Zelda gets the body every other week, would our children just go without a mom every other week? I would need to convince Zelda to help us raise them. I suppose if Zelda goes through the pregnancies just like Sheik does, I bet she would be more willing to do that since in some strange way, they are hers too. Think about it. If Sheik transforms into Zelda during the pregnancy, the fetus will be getting nutrients and many other things from Zelda. If Zelda still came out every other week, she would literally have been pregnant just as long as Sheik has. 4 1/2 months. Imagine being legitimately born with 3 parents? Crazy isn't it?But still, this raises the issue that Sheik would have with this. If this were to happen, the children would be something Sheik and I want. They would be our children. But Sheik would have to share her position as mom with Zelda. Would a mother who actually wants children and wants to love them deeply ever want to share the motherhood? I doubt it. On top of this, I bet the children would not just share Sheik and my DNA, but Zelda's too which would probably not make her all too happy. That's why I still think making Zelda stay dormant for 9 months is preferable.>>3484205>Does the wifey smokeNo. And I would be upset if she started. Smoking causes nothing but trouble and I hate the thought of her inhaling that crap.>Does she have any habits you disapprove of (but you would never let her know) and wish that she would kickI would voice my disapproval for certain things like drugs and such. But she isn't into that kind of garbage. And I can't think of any habits that I dislike of her. She is a good girl. I don't even think she would drink which is nice. I would hate to have the crap in the house.>>3484374>Sheik seems really coolI'm appreciate the kind words to my Sheik. She is the coolest girl around!Elizabeth is a really cute girl, easily one of the most attractive in these threads.
>>3484384>Good fucking luckIsn't that a bit hostile?>Though I think you'll have easier time than me since you're much more dedicatedI appreciate the compliment. I am really dedicated to my Sheik!>>3484387My Sheik comes from a world with a completely different story for it's creation and it's even polytheistic in nature. I don't think Sheik would become much of a Christian.>>3484393It depends on how early on we are in our relationship. If it is later on, I think she would, without a word, inch her hand closer and closer to it and grab it. I think we would be doing lewd things really often, so she would be used to this kind of situation. If it is early on, she might get a bit embarrassed and it might take a bit more coaxing for her to touch it.>>3484424>Even Sheik anon I miss plenty ofI just thought I would mention that I appreciate that I got especially mentioned in this. It makes me feel like I'm a regular poster now instead of a newfag.>>3484483Pretty much what everyone else said, but I would like to add one that I'm surprised didn't get mentioned: cum on>>3484488smell, hairI've always wondered what it would smell like.>>3484491Long, well-maintained, and gorgeous.>>3484547Who doesn't lock their doors when they are naked? But I guess when we are together, neither of us would be really bothered by it. If it were early on in the relationship, she would probably get red in the face, say she's sorry and shut the door. If it is later on and we are more comfortable, I'm sure it would either lead to us doing naughty things or she would just do what she was going to do. No reason for us to need to wait for one another, you know? If I am changing, why wouldn't it be okay for her to come in and change too? If I was showering, even without doing lewd things, why couldn't she shower with me? I want to do everything I can with her, so if she accidentally comes in for some reason, might as well make the best of it.
One more for the road
>>3484605As long as I'm the only one who sees it, I would love to see her lewd side. In fact, I think I would be instrumental in turning her into a girl who loves having sex with the man she loves. I intend to get her to go from having no sex drive to someone who wants to have sex with me daily. But again, ONLY with me. I want to see every part of her, so I would love to see this.>>3484613Every other place seems to be places I would rather not go. I've been happy with my experiences here and I really have become happy posting about my Sheik each and every day on here. It's a nice way to pass the time while also being dedicated. I generally like everyone on here, even when drama happens. I genuinely have never had any problems here. I haven't even encountered the normal Sheik insults that I see everywhere else. The other waifu thread on /r9k/ is not my kind of thing since I don't really like the ideas of waifus outside of Japanese media, plus I don't think it would be as serious of a discussion as here. I want to avoid shitposters if I can. I don't go on Reddit. Other places are probably slower than here or don't take it seriously enough. I also don't want to get to know everyone on a personal level, but more on a posting style type of level. I want to know about everyone's wives and unique answers, but not blogposts. So this is really a bastion for me. I'm glad someone randomly linked it in another thread I was in.>>3484650I will cum inside my Sheik without any protection on my end or hers. No pills or injections either. Her triforce would be powerful enough to kill my sperm cells before they fertilize any eggs. So I can rest easy and let us enjoy the full pleasure we can have. When we want kids, she can just not use the triforce.>>3484716>media available on your waifu effect your decision to engage in a relationship with herWell, if there weren't those things, I probably wouldn't have had so much exposure to her and I might not have fallen in love.(Cont.)
>>3484716It was a combination of OoT, Smash games, HW, and my thoughts about her, and a dream of her that made me fall so much in love with her. I might not have thought about her so much if she was just a one off character in OoT, but I did always like her.>what if there were only one photo of herI don't think I would have fallen in love with just one image. No. But if I already loved her and all of her media and images were wiped out except for one, I would still love her.>>3484749Either. It doesn't matter. I will love Sheik how Sheik is. If she shaves, I will love it. If she only trims, I will love it. If she doesn't trim much, I will love it.>>3484758>Any other girls who you would be close with you think? Would she get jealous, or be confident that you're her man?Well, Zelda would be the only girl, other than family, that I would be in contact with. I have no friends that are girls. While I resent Zelda for what she did to Sheik, I would be happy with her agreeing to share her body. So over time I would probably forgive her if Sheik does. Sheik probably wouldn't even be mad at her in the first place. Zelda is the one girl that Sheik would instantly know if she was trying to get with me. Sheik does inherit her memories afterall. So once Zelda transforms into Sheik, Sheik would know if she tried anything.>>3484973Sheik wouldn't vandalize and neither would I. She is a good girl.>>3485006Please, no. I already have another girl I need to deal with while being with Sheik, I don't need another to make things more complicated.>>3485273Sheik is definitely fit enough. She is a pretty strong girl. But she would never do something like that and I would never ask for it. I am happy with just having her in bed with me, I don't need a show.
I love my darling Kirumin.
>>3485357>>3485360>>3485361>>3485365>>3485366That is quite the load you had been saving up.>on her handsHmm...
My wife Ryuuko is so cute and beautiful.
>>3485365>I don't really like the ideas of waifus outside of Japanese mediaWhy not, out of curiosity?
>>3485396>>I don't really like the ideas of waifus outside of Japanese mediaMaybe because westshit is disgusting?
>>3485384Well, I don't like to answer questions in bulk without being able to attach a Sheik image, so I tend to wait for the next thread. I also don't like to shorten my answers just because there are a lot of questions either. The last thread just lasted a really long time after the image limit and a lot of things were asked.But I know what you really were saying with this post. I would definitely not hold back on any part of her body. If it's a part of Sheik's body, I will want to cum on it. Sure there are the normal places like the face, legs, belly and such. But I would do it to many other places. Her hair, hands, feet, armpits, back, neck and more. I love every part of her, so I would like to mark her in that way.>>3485396Many Japanese things when brought over to the West end up becoming ironic. Like ironic weebs for example. The concept of waifuism was kind of a mix of what some Japs already did and what some people on places like this did. Those in the West that took waifuism seriously were already pretty largely into that kind of stuff and would thusly fall in love with a Japanese media character. Those who would do that to a Western character give off the impression that it is partially ironic since they wouldn't take this kind of thing seriously. Which I don't like. Plus, Western media, at least when it comes to girls, is generally subpar. It's just hard for me to take them seriously when so many of them wouldn't be that serious about it. I bet there are some who do take it seriously, but they are probably pretty rare.
>>3485407>But I know what you really were saying with this post. I would definitely not hold back on any part of her body. If it's a part of Sheik's body, I will want to cum on it. Sure there are the normal places like the face, legs, belly and such. But I would do it to many other places. Her hair, hands, feet, armpits, back, neck and more. I love every part of her, so I would like to mark her in that way.Oh lawd jizzus.Godspeed, sheikfag.I sincerely have no words to express the joy your lewd love makes me feel.
>>3485407>I bet there are some who do take it seriously, but they are probably pretty rare.A large amount of waifufags on /r9k/ are from west media since it's the only place where they are allowed.
>>3485401Western designs aren't my personal favorite but you can't really control who you fall in love with
>that feel when a fat retarded sjw makes your waifu's already poorly handled game even worse>the only other alternative games hurt your arthritic hand to spend lots of time inFuck everything! Maybe I'll try to recover my months abandoned JP account...>>3485360>Elizabeth is a really cute girl, easily one of the most attractive in these threadsReally? You mean it? Thanks man. >>3485365>I don't really like the ideas of waifus outside of Japanese mediaI don't really see the problem. People love who they love. Besides falling in love with a fictional character didn't start exclusively in Japan. It's a long time concept.>>3485356Okay! But this one lacks her claws. It should be punishable by 1 lashing for each claw of hers an artist fails to draw!
>>3485415There's /co/ but the majority posting in those threads are haremfags.
How well would your waifu fair in a moshpit?
>>3485361>Isn't that a bit hostile?You consider swearing a hostility? I see you must live in a nice neighborhood and had a 'proper' upbringing.Anyways, The only hostility I intended in my words was for my brain that happens to be so kind to me it denies me having dreams of Toko. I can't even successfully summon her inside my lucid dreams.>>3484027>I really hope I can dream about her tonight.This is how I started my dream voyages and you seem to be at the same/similar stage. I wished for dreams of her every single day. Brain never delivered enough. On the first year of our relationship I had barely 4 dreams of her and the very first dream I had of her was horrible.If you don't have a lot of dreams of Sheik yet and hope to have more, then y'know...Good fucking luck.
What kind of pets would you and your waifu get?
>>3485450>You consider swearing a hostility?No, but the way it was used made me think otherwise. I had just read "Good fucking luck" as you implying that dreaming of her was never going to happen. If you were going to imply that, it would be a pretty hostile way to get that point across. But I misunderstood what you meant. I know now that you were and are actually wishing me good luck. Don't worry about it, I just misunderstand things sometimes I guess. I appreciate the encouragement!>I wished for dreams of her every single day. Brain never delivered enoughYeah, that has been happening a lot to me. I've so far had one major dream that I still am very happy to have had. I had one dream that I got woken up from midway through, so that was a bummer. I actually had a sort of third dream last night, but I don't know if it really counts. Part of the dream involved me playing Smash and I was playing as Sheik. But that's about it. It wasn't focused on that aspect and I didn't really get to be with Sheik. However, I'm still grateful for it.>If you don't have a lot of dreams of Sheik yet and hope to have more, then y'know... Good fucking luck.Thanks!>>3485433I legitimately have no idea what that is. I looked it up and I just see a bunch of people who like rock music who are doing weird, violent things they find cool to each other. Is that what it is?>>3485453I don't really know if we would even have pets. But if we did, I would think we would get a cat. Sheik is a lot like a cat in some ways. Cats are really cute, Sheik is really cute. Cats are more solitary creatures, Sheik is a more solitary girl. Cats, even though they are solitary, enjoy attention every so often, and I'm sure Sheik would be the same. Cats are born to hunt other animals, Sheik is fully capable of doing the same. Cats use stealth to their advantage, Sheik would use stealth to her advantage. Cats have great agility, Sheik has great agility.>>3485472I hope to do just that. Thanks!
>>3485475>Is that what it is?Yeah, in metal, punk, and some hiphop, and some rock its a pit of people just spazzing out to the music.
>>3485475You can always try taking some melatonin to make dreams stronger, or self hypnosis and other techniques. Depending on luck is pointless, you have to work hard to limit the RNG factor.
>>3485355What does the "hau" sound like Renafriend?
>You and your waifu are lost in a twisted dimension and encounter a version of her where she is cruel and straight up evil. How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?>If waifu had the opportunity to become a god, would she take it? What would she do with her powers?>On a lighter note, would waifu make a good personal trainer for you?
>>3485433She doesn't like crowds.>>3485453A cat, she loves playing with them and it's always adorable to see that.>>3485539>You and your waifu are lost in a twisted dimension and encounter a version of her where she is cruel and straight up evil. How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?We'd want to find a way to stop the evil Urabe. She doesn't take kindly to imposters.>If waifu had the opportunity to become a god, would she take it? What would she do with her powers?I don't think she would. She's content with her life as is, and I don't know what she'd think of having so much power.>On a lighter note, would waifu make a good personal trainer for you?She'd be a good one. Harsh, very harsh, but she knows how to make it all feel worth it.
>>3485539>You and your waifu are lost in a twisted dimension and encounter a version of her where she is cruel and straight up evil. How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?i don't think it's our responsibility to do anything about them. There's lots of evil in the world we don't do anything about, our only place is to carve out some happiness for ourselves before we die, right? Whoever it is and whatever they look like, they still aren't my waifu anyway.>If waifu had the opportunity to become a god, would she take it? What would she do with her powers?She may, but I don't know how it would effect her mind. I'm sure she would have good intentions like everyone but absolute power corrupts absolutely. I would still be by her side regardless if she would deign it.>On a lighter note, would waifu make a good personal trainer for you?Other way around.
>>3485433She's not aggressive enough. She'd get knocked down pretty quickly.>>3485453Small children. I'd have to teach Rena to catch and release.>>3485535Depends on how she uses it. The 'Hau' is a very versatile cute sound.>>3485539By smashing it to death with a baseball bat. No doppelgangers allowed!No, all Rena wants is a happy, peaceful life.Probably, Rena is very encouraging.
>>3485433She could knock everyone down with her tail!>>3485453Hm. Lizards, cats? Dogs maybe?>>3485539She beats that side of her down, with my help and love at her side of course!Maybe, and then get overwhelmed. She would use it for more attention to become the greatest aidoru.For excercises? Probably. She has to stay fit as an idol after all.>>3485610What if Bizzaro Sheik tries to commit atrocities guised as your waifu? That's always my concern in such scenarios!>>3485620Not him, but does hau actually mean anything? Or just a cute verbal tic? It's just a cute tic isn't it?
>>3485433She's be jumping nonstop and singing perfectly in sync with the music.>>3485453She's a Pokemon trainer but if we're talking about real life animals she would choose a friendly and energetic dog breed like a Golden Retriever. >>3485539>Evil Hilda Challenging her to a Pokemon battle and wiping the floor with her since cruel Hilda didn't raise her Pokemon with love and care. After that we would give her the usual Pokemon trust and friendship lecture that every Pokemon villain has to hear. >God Hilda Hilda would definitively turn it down since she wants to challenged fairly in life with all the ups and downs it gives. Even if she wanted a easier way out she would still turn it down since she wouldn't able to be with me if she was a god. >Trainer Hilda Hilda would make the best trainer in any case whether it be in health, people skills, or any other miscellaneous activity. Just her being with me would guarantee me having enough energy to start and finish anything but she would have to stop me mid way and force me to rest a little since I have a habit of overworking myself at times. Which Vocaloid would your waifu like the most?Which Vocaloid song do you think would be her favorite?
how far would you go to feel her in your armsthe taste of her lips
What would your waifu do for a klondike bar?
>>3485725ask me 'hey anon, can i have a klondike bar'?
Your waifu asks you to do "the thing".What is it?
You ask waifu to do "the thing".What is it?
>>3485736>>3485738None of your business.
>>3485736To open up.>>3485738To spin around and slash some piece of paper into a thousand pieces.
Whenever I go onto pixiv it's really hard to get off that site, there's just so much material to save.I'm not sure how much I saved now, but it was certainly a good deal.>>3485433She's tough and agile.>>3485453Probably dogs.>>3485539It's not Yuuri, we may have to dispatch it.She would since she practically already is, she would use her new found powers to end world hunger.I think she would, Yuuri has a way of motivation.>>3485620I only ask because my mom makes a "hau" noise whenever she sees something cute.It's "Hauuuu, cutie!" or something like that.>>3485713I've seen her drawn with Miku a lot.But I don't know much about vocaloid.>>3485724Pretty far.>>3485736Make her some kind of food.>>3485738Sing to me.Your wife fails a test, how does she react?Yuuri wouldn't mind so much.
>>3485478I appreciate the kind words, but there really isn't any sort of secret. I really love my Sheik. My heart tells me what to write and I do it. I try to give real consideration to questions and don't view them as burdens. I also just try to explain what I mean to the best of my ability. That's really it. Just follow your heart and the words should flow, at least in my case. I'm sure that's different for each person and if your heart tells you to do something else, then do it. Nobody should feel bad or less of a good waifufriend because of their post length.>>3485480I see. Sheik would not participate in something like that, but if she did, she is fully capable of holding her own. She is fast, strong, and nimble, so some people sperging out in a crowd shouldn't pose much of a problem. If things get a bit too crazy, she could always use magic and her triforce to get out of there. >>3485496I'm as anti-drug as a person can get at least when it comes to my body. I would rather not need to depend on a drug to dream about my Sheik. I would rather it come naturally.>Depending on luck is pointless, you have to work hard to limit the RNG factorYou're probably right about that. But everything I can do either won't work or will taint my dreams. If I try to lucid dream, the dream won't be fully out of my control (which is what I want) and it won't be a surprise. If I take drugs, I won't be naturally dreaming about her. I would have needed to rely on a substance to dream about her and I would feel crappy about that. Thinking about her all hours of the day and before bed don't seem to work. I'm not sure what I could do to get a dream about her, but NOT diminish the dream. I want it to feel like I'm actually there and I don't think it's a dream. I want to feel the bliss I had during my first dream with her. That was honestly the happiest dream and moment I've had in my entire life. It was something special. I want it more than anything else again.
>>3485539>How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?This would be a total shock to me and to her I imagine. Since Sheik is as good as people can come. I think the first thing we would do is try to find a way back to our dimension. Perhaps her intuition and her triforce could lead us both down the right path. We would probably be trying to avoid other people in this dimension because things could be radically different. Although, if I'm going to be 100% completely and totally honest, I would be a curious to see what that Sheik would be like. I mean, what could have led her down that path? If I could understand that, I might be able to understand my Sheik more. Is there still a good Sheik in there deep down? Could I change her? I would be fully committed to my Sheik of course, but I would be conflicted on if I should try to observe and see if there is a way to change her. If she was literally my Sheik, but in a different dimension with a different environment she was raised in, should I just hate her for being evil? Should I ignore her? What if she was just a tormented soul that, if she was just shown compassion, she could change? What if she had the exact same upbringing and everything as my Sheik, but one little thing happened and she turned evil? She had a horrible life after all. It wouldn't take THAT much to make her eventually lose all hope which could lead down that path. Should I just ignore her suffering, just because I am comfortable with my life with my Sheik? I don't know what I should do in this scenario. Because I can totally see the other side. If I showed this much compassion to her, my Sheik might start thinking I will be unfaithful and that I am falling love with another woman. I would never cheat or anything like that, but I would really feel bad seeing this Sheik in this kind of shitty life.Everybody else wants to kill or ignore that version of her. But I really would rather help her and try to make her good again.
>>3485539>become a godI would like it if she said yes, but I don't think she would. Sheik would be able to end the suffering in this world and any others, she would be able to live an eternal life, and I imagine I would gain much of these privileges too. But I think she would not think some human should have that much power over others. Even if she was okay with it, I bet she would prefer Zelda or Link get the position. She trusts their pure hearts fully. That's just the kind of person she is.>good personal trainer for youAbsolutely. She is a really fit girl and I can't see why she couldn't teach me. Besides, we would be a loving husband and wife, I can't see her saying no to that. She probably wouldn't want to teach just anybody though, just me. She could help me get in better shape and probably be a nutritionist for me too honestly. I'm not particularly unhealthy, but she is extremely healthy. I could learn a lot from her. I bet she would motivate me unlike anybody else could.>>3485678>What if Bizzaro Sheik tries to commit atrocities guised as your waifu? That's always my concern in such scenarios!That would be possible. Ganon was able to transform himself into a monster with his triforce, so Sheik could probably try to look like someone else's waifu. Oh man, an evil bizarro Sheik could really cause some havoc if she wanted. She could cause just as much problems as Ganon could, but I would argue she would have a better chance than he did. Ganon had the triforce of power, so he could raise up armies of the dead and become a really powerful king. His way of getting the other triforces was through might. However, Sheik has the triforce of wisdom. She would use much more cunning and well-thought out tactics. She could be a master of stealth, disguise, and trickery. I'm sure she could use sneaky and underhanded tactics to get the triforces. I'm glad that my Sheik is a good and pure girl, deserving of the triforce and not evil like this.
>>3485713>VocaloidI know nothing about Vocaloids and I don't listen to that kind of music often. Is there one like Sheik at all? I don't think there is.>>3485724I would do whatever is needed. I would be willing to give up everything. I would be willing to ruin my life. I would be willing to potentially ruin other people, but I hope I wouldn't need to do that.>>3485736I really don't know. Perhaps there is a chore I need to do often like the garbage or perhaps she would be asking to spend more time with me. I doubt she would ever need to ask to do lewd things since we would be going at it quite a lot.>>3485738I would hope I wouldn't need to ask for it and it would just come naturally, but I would be asking for her to unzip my pants and do lewd things with me.>>3485742>Your wife fails a test, how does she react?I'm sure she would be genuinly shocked and saddened. She is a bright girl and this is unlike her. She might legitimately start crying if it was some serious test, even if that is unlike her. I can't ever imagine Sheik going to school for something she would end up not understanding or being totally out of her league. She is wise enough to know her limits. So this would come as a MAJOR surprise. I would try to console her and let her know that this happens even to the best of us. I would try to tell her that she is leagues above pretty much everybody else when it comes to her intellectual capabilities, but even geniuses make mistakes. I'll tell her that I'll always be with her and she won't be alone during these trying times.
>>3485773>I'm as anti-drug as a person can get at least when it comes to my body. I would rather not need to depend on a drug to dream about my Sheik. I would rather it come naturally.Melatonin is naturally produced by the body though.
>>3485797Yeah, but if I am taking Melatonin, then it isn't what was naturally produced in my body. It would be more than what I would have naturally. Therefore, it's not inaccurate for me to say that it would alter me in a way that wouldn't have come naturally. That is something I want to avoid unless medically necessary.
>>3485801I don't really see what the big deal is, but okay. Do you drink coffee, or take vaccines, or anti biotics? Not really any different. Medicine is pretty important. Especially vaccines and such.Remember anons to make sure your waifu doesn't spread illnesses to others. Always get your shots up to date!
>>3485809>Do you drink coffeeNo.>anti bioticsIf I'm prescribed it.>vaccinesOf course I'm fully vaccinated. I get my flu shots every year too. I'm a little offended that disliking drugs lead you to automatically assume I'm one of those antivax shitters.
>>3485814No it's not disliking drugs, it's just that those aren't naturally produced things either is my point. Didn't mean like that at all. Melatonin really isn't much of a drug. It's a hormone comes from your one little brain gland.
>>3485816As I said before, it doesn't matter if it comes from the body or not. It is something I don't need to take and it will change my body. Antibiotics when I need them are worth taking. Vaccines are worth taking. I have no reason to take Melatonin.
>>3485678>What if Bizzaro Sheik tries to commit atrocities guised as your waifu? That's always my concern in such scenarios!Suppose we'd have to place faith in our alibi's. There has to be some way I can hedge my bets, maybe a surveillance system that records everything in our household to a local RAID 5 server, it wouldn't be an airtight defense but it would be hard to argue that weeks worth of raw footage was doctored, particularly with the shadows at windows and possibly even television broadcasts visible/audible from the footage coinciding with the time stamps. This is extreme, but I don't have many other ideas. Kill the imposter? Unthinkable. Maybe just get so far away from where the imposter lives that it would be impossible to blame my wife for something she did, but that's also extreme...
I wish Elizabeth's Void costume was in Link. Such a big thick sexy tail~
>>3485355If Rena is the queen of /c/ than Saya is the lovecratian Elder God that lurks the unlit places of /c/! And I her husband and head priest!>>3485433We wouldn't get past the bouncer anyway but I imagine everyone would just run out of terror away from her. So fairly well actually.>>3485453The kind she likes to play with.>>3485535>dimensionSo long as I get to be with her. Hard to imagine an alternate Saya, some could already call her cruel and evil. Perhaps a Saya without love? That would be extremely dangerous and a possible death sentence for that planet.>godI think she would to give her loved one everything she could. >trainerShe would if I asked her to. And I imagine her reward/punishment system would be quite unique indeed.>>3485713I don't think she'd have a preference but I think she'd appreciate the creativity in all of the various interpretations of Miku.>>3485724There's very little I wouldn't do. Short of sacrificing an innocent person.>>3485736>>3485738You probably don't want to know.>>3485742I can't see her failing any academic test but if she failed a physical test or similar she'd resolve to improve.>>3485867That is an impressive spiky tail she has. Again one of the best things about modern Fate are the designs.
>>3485867I've been wanting to ask. On Elizabeth's legs, are those pink things ribbons or scales? I see art like that one in which they are clearly ribbons, but sometimes they are clearly scales.
>>3485736Slay a dragon and then go to the inn for the night to celebrate our love!>>3485738Love me forever!>>3485742Depends on what it would be about or for.>>3485869Yeah, but it's only from Extella, and it's from when she goes back to being a bad girl. She teams up with Archimedes and gets a power buff from the Velber. Which is what the black and gold lines on her body are. That stuff isn't the ourfit. I really like the outfit too though. You can unlock it as a costume in Extella from maxing her bond. Her dialgue when using it too is different. Much more like when she was a Berserker in CCC. Stuff like raging cause her head hurts, or tearing stuff apart. Not really the nicest, but I enjoy all sides of her. No matter what I can't but love her. Be it raging blood thirsty psycho demon, or happy with a shinning smile like the sun angel. She could probably try killing me in a breakdown, and I would still love her after. I just want to take care of her, some how. Be there for her to cry on, berate, hit or yell at. Clean up after her, carry her stuff. I wish my body was better. All I have is my spirit. At least that's durable.
>>3485874I used to think it was scales, but she does have ribbons there in her 2nd ascension. So perhaps it's just decoration. Or maybe she covers the scales with ribbons. But her third its poofy balls. Also her third has a cute hat and no horns. If they were there the circular base of them would pop out below no matter what. I've seen some people joke that her horns are accessories, but that really wouldn't make sense because Innocent Monster. Her tail extends and enlarges too for attacks. I wouldn't be too surprised if she can maybe retract her dragon parts somehow, but that seems weird to me because she is quite proud of them. It's never really been suggested as far as I know. I just go with the "don't think too hard about it" route. Maybe it's stated somewhere in some character material book or side notes I can't read cause I can't read japanese.
I love my gorgeous wife!
Somehow regardless of her age or citizenship, your waifu has been called to jury duty. How does she adjust her schedule to go? Would there be anything that would prevent her from being an impartial juror?
>>3485984forgetting to check the mail until the sheriff comes
For Mai Waifu, all of it!
Is your waifu prone to getting bored?What kind of environment or circumstance could facilitate boredom in her especially?What do you think would she do to overcome that boredom?Would she be particularly against being bored or would it maybe be a nice change for her?
>>3486047Definitely.Boring ones.Go find somethimg fun to do.Why, or how could anyone enjoy boredom?
>look through screenshots before going to sleep>see pic related>end up dreaming about a girl with blue wings and black hair that brought herself back from the dead>it was literal nobodyI understand now, I can't summon Toko in my dreams because she's bound to the land of the dead. I have to bring myself to her within the dream. To the void!>>3485433Not good>>3485453A dog, there's nothing better than being welcomed by your wife and your dog after a hard day at work>>34855391. This Toko would be Toko only in name and appearance. It would terrify us both, especially her. She would wonder how horrible things must have happened to that Toko to turn into such evil person. My reaction wouldn't be so severe because the thought of finding a way to Commorragh is amusing. Toko wouldn't think about killing her unlike other waifus here because of her peaceful nature, we'd try to find a way back to our world.Note to self later: 'Don't trip on DPH and DPT together ever again'2. She'd be doubtful, but would take the offer in the end but wouldn't do anything radical with her new powers. She'd just cure herself and make herself forgot about this. All she wants to do is to live a normal life.3. Nope.>>3485713I don't even listen to vocaloid and the only songs I remember is /jp/ anthem, ievan polkka and rolling girl. So probably rolling girl.>>3485724Take every dose I have in my stash at once. Should be enough.>>3485736Secret.>>3485738Exist.>>3485742She'd study hard and retake it. I hope she won't try to tough it out again and ask me for help.>>3485984She will take a day off from school and the only thing that would stop her from attending would be falling sick again.>>3486047Hardly, she always has something to think about, digging around her head searching for inspiration.
>>3485433My first thought was "why would she even be in a place like that?" But then I thought she might possibly end up there trying to hunt a phantom that shows up in those places or to accompany one of her friends that likes music. I don't think she'd have the patience for it but she is way stronger than the average person even without factoring her special ability so I'm sure she'd be fine.>>3485453We'd probably get a cat. I think Mai has an affinity with cats since she used to spend her time playing with the cats that lived at the abandoned mansion when she was a child, as was mentioned in the novels. So she has some nice memories with them. She didn't mention anything like that in the anime, but she does relate the story of the cat mansion to Koito, which I thought was a nice call back detail.>>3485539-She'd probably be reminded of Ruupa. She does spend a full chapter doing terrible things while donning Mai's appearance in the LN. It wasn't a pleasant experience for her. So depends on how cruel and evil we're talking about. If she is a criminal that's murdering innocent people then she'd have to be stopped. I don't believe Mai has it in her to do such things though, psychopaths are born not made according to studies, and I believe Mai is a genuinely kind and empathic person at heart. Though if the dimension itself is twisted in a kind of Bizarro world fashion that might actually be her nature, making her beyond saving, just like that world. -I don't think she would unless there was a big reason for it. She never outright mentions it but I think Mai really values her humanity. As an ability user she already had to deal with discrimination a few times, as she mentioned to Koito. Such a thing would create a big gap between herself and her friends as well as the rest of humanity. Also, she loves training and becoming stronger through effort, getting powers handed down to her on a plate just isn't her style.(Cont)
-Absolutely. She did try to train her friends once on episode 3 of the anime. That didn't go so well though. I think she might be a bit too gung-ho about it though, as Ruru mentioned the reason people don't want to team up with her is because she gets too overly enthusiastic about fighting and training. I myself am very interested in her Chi-Kung breathing techniques and other Chinese knowledge, so I would be very happy if she could share her secrets with me. I'm a personal trainer myself so I also have many things I could teach her, though I think we might end up having some long debates about it. It does warm my heart thinking about it.>>3485713You just reminded me of Miku and Luka friend. It's been a while since I've seen them post here. I hope they are doing alright. That said I'm not very familiar with Vocaloid songs. The only one I know well is Triple Baka, and I'm not sure she'd like that one. Well, she might find it funny at least.>>3485724More than what I would do it should be more of a question on what I should do. As long as I don't compromise my values, the same values she taught me that I know are important to her, I would be willing to do anything.>>3485742If she did her best to prepare herself for it then I imagine she would possibly react with anger and frustration. But she would probably just be a bit miffed and embarrassed most of the time though. Mai isn't all that good academically, she mostly really shines when it comes to sports. This isn't to say she is dumb, but she is kind of lazy when it comes to school, even when studying for end of terms exams she would be squeezing a gripper or lifting a dumbell, paying only secondary attention to her studies. It's a good thing she manages to avoid failing grades though, at least.
>>3485773Well said Sheik friend. Indeed, there are many different ways to express your love for your wife, but I think just posting a picture of her here is enough to show that you love her. I also heard you mention you were writing a document about you and your wife, that must really help you when it comes to writing about her and stimulating your creativity. Ok, some questions: Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is in? Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together? Is there any you have in mind?Post a picture of your wife being cool!
>>3485725anything>>3485736Open my mouth.>>3485738Disintegrate some poor sign behind me.>>3485742She'd be a bit distressed. Something might be troubling her.>>3485984She'd have to take the day off from school.>Would there be anything that would prevent her from being an impartial juror?I don't think so>>3486047>Is your waifu prone to getting bored?She does give off a sort of bored vibe.>What kind of environment or circumstance could facilitate boredom in her especially?Not sure if it's anything particular.>What do you think would she do to overcome that boredom?Take a nap or do something she likes.>Would she be particularly against being bored or would it maybe be a nice change for her?She doesn't really like or hate being bored.>>3486238>Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is in? She'd like it, besides maybe her personal life being put into media, and all of the scenes where she's naked.>Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together? Is there any you have in mind?Besides having children, I don't have much in mind.>Post a picture of your wife being cool!here she isWhat gets your waifu hyped?
>>3485984>jury dutyNobody I've ever known has served on a jury, so anything I know about the process comes from entertainment and some basic knowledge. But I don't know about minor details about the jury process.>How does she adjust her schedule to goMy Sheik would hopefully be a stay at home wife, but maybe she would go to school so she can have a basic knowledge of the system of education in my country. So it is possible that she could have school to go to and would adjust around that. If the class takes attendance, I'm sure the school would have to acknowledge jury duty as an excuse for absences. For assignments, she could probably get extentions. For tests, she would probably be allowed to make up the tests on a later date. If we had children at this time, I would probably ask a family member to babysit for Sheik since I will at work and her at jury duty.>Would there be anything that would prevent her from being an impartial jurorNot to my knowledge, but she also doesn't know much about this world. If she was brand new to this world and country, she probably wouldn't make for a good juror. But once she has had time to adjust to her new life, I'm sure she would be fine.One interesting thing about this is that if she was chosen as a juror and it lasted longer than a week, Zelda would need to lose some time controlling the body. I doubt the court would understand their predicament, nor would they be okay with Zelda subbing in for Sheik sometimes, even if Zelda would remember what Sheik saw in court. I kind of feel bad for Zelda in this situation. But if it were in the reverse and Zelda was chosen to be on a jury, I would be pretty distraught. My Sheik would be losing time to exist. I would really, really hate it when that happens. She deserves to have full control at least every other week.>>3486047>Is your waifu prone to getting boredNo. Sheik is a really patient girl. She could make time fly by, even if she had nothing to do.(Cont.)
>>3486047She would probably not get bored watching paint dry, that's how patient she would be.>What kind of environment or circumstance could facilitate boredom in her especiallyI legitimately have no idea. I can't ever see her getting bored.>>3486238>Well said Sheik friendThanks! I appreciate the kind words.>Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is inWhile Sheik has never played a video game before, I think it is safe to assume she wouldn't be that into them. I might be able to play some games with her every so often, but she wouldn't want to play too often. That being said, I think she would at least want to play through the games she is literally in. For OoT, I think she would enjoy being able to see things from the Hero of Time's perspective since I imagine she has wondered what it was like for him. For the Smash games, she might want to see how they portray her fighting style. She might enjoy it or she might think it is innacurate. It would probably still be fun. For HW, since I consider it just as canon as other mainline Zelda games, I'm sure she would like to see what everyone else was doing while she was helping out. Plus, I bet she would like to see what happened after she transformed back into Zelda for both OoT and HW. For Super Mario Maker, I don't know what she would think. For the manga, if I were to get her to read it, I'm sure she might some of it interesting, but offputting at the same time. It changes the canon and she would get offended by that. But if I told her this was intended to be a what-if story, she might enjoy it.>Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together? Is there any you have in mind?I honestly think my largest, long-term goal would be to get her used to my world.For the first goal, getting her to get used to this world will take a lot of time and effort on my end. She would firstly need to learn a language here. She can't just rely on her triforce for translations forever.(Cont.)
>>3486238English would be her best bet to get accustomed to this world since it is the most important and most spoken language in the world. It would do her good to learn that. I think she would honestly be a quick learner of the language since she is smart and has plenty of help. She already (probably) speaks two languages as it is: Hylian and Sheikah, so how hard could it be? Next, it would be good to teach her some basic history of our world, people, politics and religions. She is going to need to understand these kinds of things to understand the current world. Basic history is fine for the beginning, but I hope to teach her some much more in-depth history too. Geography is another big thing to teach her. I would start out small and teach her the local area, then our country, and then the world. After she starts to grasp the basic things about our world, I would need to teach her about technological advancements and the kind of technology we have today. Sometime during all of this, I need to teach her how to interact with the average person since she really has never experienced that before either.So as you can see, I have my work cut out for me.>Post a picture of your wife being coolI've always liked it when Sheik does a handstand. I think it's pretty cute and cool, so I'll post that.>>3486273>What gets your waifu hyped?That's a tough one. We never really see Sheik excited about anything. But I think she got really excited, which led to overconfidence, when she thought Link and Zelda would be able to take on Ganon. That's the first time we ever see her acting irrationally. After seven excruciatingly long years, she was able to regain her waning hope and be excited for the peaceful times for her land. It's honestly really cute! But that's the only time she's ever been like that.
Kana looks cute with long hair I have to say.>>3485433Very, she'd be the crazy small girl who takes a beating and keeps getting back up every time.>>3485453Cats, which is fitting because I first dreamed of her as a catgirl.>>3485539>evil waifuEvil Kana would be a horrible person, like my Kana but with none of the redeeming values. She'd just want pure hedonism all the time, drunkenness, probably hard drugs, sex, etc., and be very manipulative and prone to betray and cheat on her friends when she wanted to. I'd consider her an awful person, while Kana would be beyond angry and punch that woman in the face.>become a godKana would, just so she could be sure to have an easy life. She wouldn't do much with her powers other than do simple parlor tricks, or maybe turn water into whatever booze she's feeling she needs.>personal trainerShe'd be so teasing and cruel to me whenever I failed to live up to her expectations, but she'd be very caring when I most needed it. When I finished a really hard session, she'd cheer me on.>>3485724To hell and back>>3485736>>3485738A lewd pose>>3485742She probably never expected to pass to begin with so brushes it off and complains a bit.
I LOVE Mai Waifu!
>>3486231>that green textI want to buy whatever the fuck you are smoking.>>3486238Of course, it's about her after all. Sonetimes at least.Even if I couldn't make music, I know music well enough as an industry, and how it affects people. It's been a huge part of my life for a long time now. I could probably get her up high, no sellong out BS. I'm sure I could even flip a scandal to be beneficial. Paparazzi catches us out on a date? Eh, may lose some fans, but gain even more in their place. No stopping my dragon wife.Okay.>>3486273Music, attention, you know being idolized, domination I guess too, and sometimes blood.Halloween too. She fucking loves Halloween. Best holiday. Sucks its dead where I live.
>>3485678It's a cute verbal tick as far as I know. In fact, it's a VERY cute tick.>>3485713I don't listen to Vocaloid so I don't know>>3485724I'd kill multiple innocent people. However, that would be counterproductive since Rena would hate me for that.>>3485725Get a job to get the money to buy one>>3485736Show her my kyuute fur seal>>3485738Glomp me and push me to the ground>>3485742There's more important things in youth than tests!>>3485775Your rationalization disappoints me Sheikfriend. Ideals can only save ideals!>>3485869I wonder what /c/'s pantheon would look like if the board was transformed into an isekai fantasy land of endless waifus.>>3485984Very easily, most of the things she's doing on a daily basis aren't that necessary or obligatory. Rena would make a very fair juror, she has strict moral guidelines.>>3486047No, she enjoys the pattern of everyday lifeA completely white room with nothing in it.Probably hum or something.Rena's got nothing against boredom.>>3486238No, she'd rather play outside with friends than read a VN about playing outside with friends.Yes, we would be equals in our relationship.Sure>>3486273Kyuute things
Help, my wife's smile is too powerful.
>>3486447>In fact, it's a VERY cute tick.Indeed.What are these Isekai memes or whatever I see mentioned? This is the third time I've seen it mentioned in these generals. I seen it in other places, but I haven't been able to figure it out. Is it something like the gensokyo stuff back in the day?
>>3485433I think she would really dislike the idea of people being tightly pressed up against her body, and the sheer amount of them would probably stress her out even before we get into how dangerous moshpits can get. She belongs on stage, with a refined and well-behaved audience watching her.>>3485453Well, I like cats quite a bit, and I think she would like them too. She might like birds too, although having both a cat and a bird would be a recipe for trouble.>>3485544Nozomi would be sad to see her. I'd be willing to hear out her evil self as for why she acts the way she does, I guess, but the Nozomi I love isn't a bad person.I doubt it, since she believes in there already being one.She's not very strict, so I'm not sure she'd be very good at that.>>3485713No idea, my knowledge of Vocaloid basically goes no further than "Hatsune Miku and those meme songs from like 2007". I don't think she would like the idea of artificial singing either.>>3485724Anywhere.>>3485725Give her a hug. Some cuddling, headpats and praise included.>>3485738Sing for me.>>3485742She would feel terrible about it, since she felt for the longest time that doing well academically was the only redeeming factor she had.>>3485984I suppose she would be okay with skipping school for a day if it's justified by jury duty. I think she would be fair.>>3486047I suppose she can get bored, but she strikes me as someone who can appreciate the small things in life.Ones where she can't really get up to much.She might sing, do a little cleaning or try to imagine something fun.Better to be bored than to be worried.>>3486238No, her world is incredibly cruel. She had it quite bad herself, but she still got off very lightly compared to most other characters.A happy life together.Maybe next post.>>3486273Singing, spending time with friends and being able to be of use to them.>>3486470Basically a genre about people ending up in other worlds, often medieval and MMORPG-esque.
destitute wife sniffing her way towards my cooking
>>3486516sounds morbid. feed her
>>3486554that's the idea
>>3486564what's the idea?
>>3486516Wow anon. Hasn't your waifu suffered enough?
>>3486582are you calling my cooking bad
>>3485433Immensely poorly. She's small, not very physically fit, and probably not that into that kind of music to begin with.>>3485453A dog and a cat.>>3485539>twistedWe'd be immensely disturbed of course. If this mirror version of her commits atrocities we would certainly be tempted to stop it, although Rakka wouldn't want to kill her.>godNo, she'd know that, as Jay-Z once said in his titular single off of the album Exmilitary, "No one man or cute proto-angel should have all that power." She'd be very benevolent and kind, but still, the responsibility would crush her.>personal trainerTechnically? No. But she'd give me motivation like nothing else in existence could just by being there, so in a way yes.>>3485724Absolutely no killing or (seriously) harming innocents. Anything outside of that is fair game.>>3485725Pay for it.>>3485736Clean her wings!>>3485742Rakka would be disappointed and embarrassed, she may take it too hard.>>3485984She'd take the day off obviously, but it wouldn't affect her too much. I think she would be a good juror, she's very kind but very fair.>>3486238>mediaI think she'd very much enjoy it as a piece of entertainment and art. I think it's perfect for her actually, it's thought provoking and bittersweet.. This is very interesting to think about, if it's the kind of situation where we watch it together on the couch. Would she get Buzz Lightyeared when she learns she's a fictional character? Hm, I think I'll turn this into a question of my own!>goalsOf course we would, that's what married couples do, but I can't think of any right now outside of making sure we were financially stable.>coolI'll see what I can do! I don't think I have many images of Rakka that I'd describe as "cool' however.>>3486273The prospect of spending time with friends and family.Your waifu is made real! How does she react to learning she's a fictional character here, and that the events of her life and world are considered entertainment?
>>3485984She would just see how it fits into her schedule and cancel any thing that isn't so important.Maybe saying that she's taking care of several children may get her out of it, I actually don't know much about jury duty.>>3486047She can get bored when she's just sitting around doing nothing.She sometimes sleeps through it, but there are times when she isn't tired and has to do something to keep her busy.A time we see this in her material would be the train ride.>>3486238Yuuri can't read, but I think she might enjoy the pictures from the manga and she'd definately be able to understand the anime.Having our own home in the countryside together, I really want to build it with her, maybe it wouldn't be the largest house, but it would be enough for us and our 5 children.Got it!>>3486273Food, specifically Sakana.>>3486447I want to learn more about your wife, how would you suggest I do this?>>3486608I don't think she'd really understand, since she's never been exposed to that sort of stuff.But I don't think she would be too bothered by it, now that we're finally together we can forget her past.I'll follow up your question with a question of my own.If your wife was made real, what would be the first thing you'd do with her?I think that interdimensional transfers must be pretty wearing on people so I'd finally take her out on a date or prepare something to eat for her, depending on what I have in my fridge.
>>3486495>Basically a genre about people ending up in other worlds, often medieval and MMORPG-esqueI see. What does it have to do with waifus then?>>3486608No idea. I don't know if she would care or not.>>3486620Spill spaghetti all over her.
>>3486624Why? It's free anyway.Only thing worth a crap on it is Gintama anyway.
no really what's wrong with cooking for my waifu?
>>3486637You might intoxicate her
>>3486637Nothing. I just found it weird you would call her destitute. Aren't you providing for her?
>>3486645as well as the abyss can of course
>>3486646Any way to get her out of that horrible place?
>>3486624>crunchyrollit's worthless, but I appreciate the thought
>>3486649two i can think of, one involves killing her then reviving her at the surface (curse ignores dead bodies on the ascent) and the other involves exploiting the suffering and dying of children, far from ideal in either case.
>>3486665How far down is she? I only watched the anime but I remember if you try to climb when too far down you either turn into a mindless blob-like creature or die.
>>3486676l6, the burden isn't survivable there.
>>3486238>I also heard you mention you were writing a document about you and your wifeCrap, I meant to respond to this part of your post, but I forgot. It does help quite a lot. I write in that document each and every day and I'm quite happy with it so far. I really have to rack my brain sometimes to keep writing, but I do. It's a labor of love! I really feel close to her when I write it and it makes my posts seem easy to write in comparison.>>3485725Not much I would imagine. She wouldn't even know what that is, but even if she became aware of it, I'm sure she wouldn't value a sweet THAT much. She would just buy one or ask me for one if she wanted it. No need to go further than that.>>3486447>Your rationalization disappoints me Sheikfriend. Ideals can only save ideals!Explain. I feel like my position isn't that absurd or wrong.>>3486608>Your waifu is made real!My dreams have come true!>react to learning she's a fictional character here, and that the events of her life and world are considered entertainmentI'm sure that would come as an immense shock to her. All of her suffering, all of her effort to make peace, all of her work all ended up being a work of fiction created by some Japanese men wanting to make some money selling a game. I don't think she would initially believe it and it might end up like a Toy Story situation in which a real convincing would be what it takes to get her to snap out of it. On the positive side, she might think that it is a good thing that Ganon didn't actually cause mass killings and suffering since that was all fictional too.One thing I would assure her though is that I would take her past seriously. I would tell her that those things really happened, even if only her and Zelda were there. I would comfort her.>>3486620>first thingAssuming we've gotten to the point in which we are close and in love, I would take her on a very personal date. One that would really wow her. One that would make her feel like she belongs.
Sometimes I really wonder if she would want anything to do with me. Maybe it'd be better for her, and even me. At the same time though I don't feel like anyone would want me. I don't know why though. So it's probably just me. Maybe it's from being all alone for so long.
Writing to Waifu whilst away on the battlefield.
New cute dragon wife art!
making waifu mine forever
>>3486714Draft dodging with waifu to live happily in a more peaceful country!
>>3486731from korea to japan is a popular one
Fighting for the one and only good reason to fight: waifu.
waifu leaving you for another manreacting by killing her and yourself
>>3485433It would be awful. People would be stepping on her tail a lot. Some on accident, but others probably on purpose, and it would be a bad time for everyone when she starts flailing her tail around angrily to get them to stop.>>3485453I think a ferret would be cute. I dunno what she'd like as a pet, though. Cats don't like snakes, and I don't really see her as a dog person either.>>3485539>How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?"Fuck, what's her problem, amirite?"And probably find a way to get her to stop. Unless this is a mirror dimension where EVERYONE is this way, in which case, we just try to find a way to fuck off out of there.>If waifu had the opportunity to become a godI would hope she would decline. I think the power would go to her head and it would ultimately change her for the worse. Best case scenario, she just becomes Aqua. Same voice and everything, but as a lamia.>On a lighter note, would waifu make a good personal trainer for you?No. Different anatomy and all, it'd make it hard for her to know what achesand how best to treat it. Particularly if, say, I pulled my hamstring or sprained my ankle.>>3484613I don't know if I can say this is "the best", but it's a good place to be. Could be better if we were still on /a/ and mods didn't drive out husbandofags, but at least we don't get a lot of shitposters here.>>3485713Honestly I only know like 5 Vocaloids and 3 songs, and I think she'd probably like Megurine Luka.Miia would probably know more than me, but I like Rolling Girl.>>3485724You know, sometimes it's nice to sleep in a snug sleeping bag.>>3485725She'd probably try and seduce me with words to get me to buy one for her....And then being the meme goblin I am, I'd respond back by singing the jingle to her and laughing.And then buying a Klondike bar for her.>>3485736>Your waifu asks you to do "the thing".あの。。。こう? https://imgur.com/x53MDlb.jpg
>>3485984I think not being a human or having human ethics would be enough to get her out of it. I'm more worried they have our address, we're supposed to be hiding after all.>>3486047>boredShe does get bored fairly quickly, she liked to pass time by pulling pranks on mental patients or reading books.>environmentOne without someone like me to engage her as the cute girl she is rather than flee in terror/call the police.>againstWell us being bored together is a sign we're momentarily safe so that's a good sign. Otherwise we're hunting or running which are stressful activities.>>3486231>Commorragh is amusingThat's hardcore, sasuga Tokofag>>3486238>mediaShe likes tragic romance stories and boy is SnU a tragic love story.>goalsWe would have many goals since we're starting with very little and want to live comfortably. Finding shelter away from society, securing food, I'd want to try and paint her portrait although paint has changed to my senses.>coolI get a surprisingly good amount of use of this picture.>>3486273Seeing her loved one pleased.>>3486447>pantheonLet's see, we got a dragon servant, a sheikah ur-soul, a girl with a meat cleaver that kidnaps the cute, a proto-angel, a sweet potato, a alcoholic mecha pilot, and a tortured soul from the abyss just to name a few. People waifu some interesting things.>>3486608She would be surprised somehow someone was watching her and recording her story. But this wouldn't be the first time she woke up in the wrong dimension.>>3486620Lock her in my room so I can go out and spend my life savings on outdoor equipment. Or do I try and explain haphazardly the medical procedure I want her to do to me first? Solution: lock her in my room and have her play her novel while I get provisions.>>3486734Getting custom waifu grips for your guns! Putting a picture of waifu behind your shield!
>>3485742>Your wife fails a test, how does she react?She'd pout and cry about it. I think I can help her study though. I'm terrible at explaining things concisely, but I scored top marks in highschool.>>3485984It'd probably be like a field trip sponsored by her foreign exchange program. And I think the fact that she's not native to our country may make her more prone to being impartial on societal context, but not emotional. Miia is a very emotional person so appealing to that would probably make it bad.>>3486047>Is your waifu prone to getting bored?>What kind of environment or circumstanceYes. Particularly because in her setting, extraspecies people like her need a Pass to even go outside unattended by their caretaker, and she doesn't get one until...fairly recently actually.>What do you think would she do to overcome that boredom?Before getting her pass, she tries to think of ways to help around the house. Cleaning, etc. After getting one, she finds a way to pass the time by going shopping, and tries inviting Mero with her.>Would she be particularly against being boredI think Miia does like to take things easy, most of the time. If she got especially bored she'd think it wouldn't hurt to just spend the day away lying on the couch once in a while.>>3486238>Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is in? Miia grew up reading fairytales, so I don't doubt she would read fantasy manga. She even once said she always wanted to be a magical girl growing up, so yeah.>Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together?Yeah. Right now I can't think of any aside from moving to Japan one day.>Post a picture of your wife being cool!COOL!>>3486273The chance to be seen as a good housewife has gotten her pumped to give cooking an honest try...with honest mistakes made along the way.What do you think your waifu would look like as a magical girl?Worse, if you managed to even give it thought, what would her motif be?
>>3486751>What do you think your waifu would look like as a magical girl?CUTE.
>>3486751I'm gonna go ahead and cheat for this one. Thanks Urobuchi you madman. Well, I had a picture in mind but it's on my other hard drive and seems to be scoured off the internet. I found a different one.
>>3486751Cute and sexy, Dark Dragon Magician Eli!"Koi no beato doragon skeiru"Or something vaguely /m/ related.
Goodnight waifu thread.Maybe I'll get a dream of her for once. Probably won't though. Just more nightmares I'm sure.
my waifu as cute as they come
>>3486238I don't know if she would get it, or understand any kind of surfacepleb entertainment for that matter. Though I think that she would be able to get into music. Maybe she would really love the soundtrack for the anime. That could a gateway for all kind of music for her, and she has a beautiful voice, maybe we could even start a band... >Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together?Of course, as any couple should. Get a nice house somewhere on the beach, raise a family and enjoy it all. Maybe we could even join some kind of environmental group, or world-peace initiative, and work on that together, too. >>3486637Nothing! I think it's a sweet way to show your love for somebody, and I'm sure that you're a great cook, anon.>>3486751I think she would be a very cute as an MG. I can see it in my dead. Maybe I'll draw it one day. Or just forget.>what would her motif beSinging? Maybe she could hit a really high-note and shatter somebody like glass.>>3486608>as Jay-Z once said in his titular single off of the album ExmilitaryI don't think that's quite right...>>3486620>Your waifu is made real! How does she react to learning she's a fictional character hereProbably baffled and confused about what a television program even actually is. Hopefully too confused to trigger an existential crisis. Related to that question, if your waifu were to enter our dimension, how do you figure she would look? Would she be a flesh and blood person like you and I; or would it be more like 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'?
>>3486735>fantasizing about NTR and murder-suicideThat's not healthy at all, anon.
>>3486238>her mediaShe'd appreciate it in the "based on a true story" sense but find I couldn't capture what she felt at the time. She'd overall find it too complex for her, it just wouldn't be her thing.>long term goalsThat's what being together is about. With her at my side we could achieve so much.>>3486273Kana is easy to get hyped. Give her alcohol and/or an energy drink and put her in a social setting and she's all over the place.>>3486608She'd consider it very odd and be a bit disturbed, especially to meet the person who (supposedly) created her and her entire world AND finding out that this person is in love with them. It reminds me of SSSS Gridman in that regards. I'd try and soothe her unease by saying that she's from a different universe and it just so happens that in this universe hers is only fiction, but I wouldn't mind if she didn't believe or understand me and she really did think I was some sort of divine entity who cared so much about her and not anyone else.>>3486620Drop what I'm doing and spend the rest of the day talking and cuddling with her. That night we'll go on our first date (I'll pick something great for her) and we'll have such a great time.>>3486714But I want to fight at her side.>>3486751>magical girlVery cute, no doubt. She'd be tomboyish and athletic looking in that form, with her costume maybe resembling a cheerleader. Unless it includes something like Nanoha or Symphogear where it would be skintight, a bit lewd looking, and have lots of random chunks of armor. I've mentioned Akane of Smile Precure as someone I projected my feelings for Kana onto, but I never thought Akane's Precure form would be fitting if Kana were a magical girl.>motifI like solar symbolism for Kana, although lightning works too.>>3486849I can see her in both 2D form and in 3D form when I imagine her next to me. It's hard to explain.
>>3485984Calling a civilian to act as a jury? Isn't that limited to the US? I don't think we'd have any desire to live there. Japan is the best place to live for me and her after all!Either way Mai has good judgement most of the time so she should be able to do a good job in such a situation, at least in theory. If there is one thing I can think that might work against her is the fact she is very emotional and empathic, so she might end up siding with the victim in most cases and only examine their side of the story.>>3486047>Is your waifu prone to getting bored?I wouldn't say so. Mai is such an active girl, it would be hard for her to get bored in her day to day life. >What kind of environment or circumstance could facilitate boredom in her especially?Well, I know she gets bored real quickly when studying for exams. So even when she gets together to study alongside her friends she would probably consider that to be a boring environment. I can't say I blame her.>>3486273Performing some kind of competitive sport activity against a friend she deems worthy. Training and fighting in particular gets her really hyped. Especially when it comes to sparring and mock battles. Like that time on chapter 5 of the LN when she and her friends had a sparring match against the summoned Cthuhu. She is a pretty bad loser though, so she gets really frustrated if things don't go her way. That's so cute.>>3486608It would be a big shock. But it probably won't be a bigger deal beyond that. She does have her life in her world and all the feelings and experiences she had in there are real. No one can take that from her, there is no doubt about that.>>3486620That goes without saying. I must challenge her to a sparring match and other strength contest. I want her to show me the strength and spirit she forged over a lifetime of practice.I'd probably get humbled in 5 seconds flat but it would be a really enjoyable experience nevertheless.
>>3486687Do you think your document will reach the length of a book or novel? I wouldn't be suprised if that was the case.>>3486751I don't think Mai would do that well as a magical girl. Sure, she'd look cute, but she is a melee fighter most of all. Ki control is pretty versatile so I don't know what else magic can offer her. That's actually her sister's area of expertise.>>3486849I think she should look like a 3D person. Just like if I was to enter her world I'd expect myself to look and be perceived as 2D, both to myself and other 2D people. it would be really strange otherwise.
>>3486930>The entire obsessive hate over NTR and cuckolding displayed on 4chan is truly bizarre.
>>3486930Wow Liz anon. You just said something really outrageous right there.
>>3486931Don't waste image slots on reaction images. Although it will get deleted regardless because that is not a /c/ image.
>>3486931It is though.>>3486936Not really. It seems insane to me to care so much what others do when it doesn't affect you in anyway, but okay. Everything I say is outrageous though apparently.
>>3486930>imagining being cheated and murdering your loved ones>waah, why the dislike?This is a new level of stupid shit even for you.
>>3486944Pretty sure murdering someone over that is stupid. You could just, you know, walk away and leave her. Don't have to go full psycho. Or you know, take the preventive measures to avoid it like treating her well. Or if you really worry she would do that, and it bothers you so much maybe you aren't right for each other? Just seems really extreme to me. To think about it on a regular basis is not good at all for you anyway. I'm just concerned because someone has mentioned it a few times in these threads. It's just not healthy at all. That's all I got to say on it.
Would your waifu ever pursue the goal of publishing literary works of her own?What kind of medium? Webcomic, manga, doujinshi, comics, fanfics, books, etc?Would they be the writer, artist or both?What kind of settings/genres would they explore?Would you be able to help her in some way?
Well, excuse me I guess for expressing concern for my fellow waifu anons well being. I guess. It just concerns me it gets brought up in here lately is all.>>3486959Oh, you know what, probably not, but that could be a great idea for her idol career. Her own self wrote tell all!Probably a normalish book.She would have some help I think.Life experiences.Perhaps. I never done anything like that though myself.
>>3486942Cuckoldry is unacceptable.
Oh look, it's Toko!>>34862381. She might enjoy the ride, find out something about herself inside it and look at the events of her life in a different light.2. Maturing as artists together throughout our whole lives would be great. But what I want the most is to make a warm home with her, have a family to come back to.3. :^) https://files.catbox.moe/ffuk8s.png>>3486273Full moon>>3486361Just buy some melatonin from pharmacy bro.>>3486608That REALLY depends at what point of the story she's turned real. If it's before the bad events she might find it pleasing, being woken up in another world where she doesn't have to suffer through so many things. Even better, with coming to new world her blood ties will be severed and she won't be hunted anymore.On the other hand if she wakes up after everything was said and done (assuming that she arrives here alive and with all limbs attached instead of a corpse :^)) then she'll be in despair. It will be like finishing a great game and then seeing protagonist of it wake up, game telling you basically 'LUL IT NEVER HAPPENED'. The suffering she went through, the reality she lived it, all of it shattered, her life being fake, her daughter gone. And the knowledge that she was pulled out from it, after all this effort she put in to stay alive, by someone she doesn't even know.If she ever recovers from this state of mind she might call it a blessing, being given one more chance to live.>>3486620Invite her to my house and tell her everything about her new world.>>3486751Pretty Witchy Fuyucchi!(Tokocchi doesn't sound as good, so using 冬 from 冬子 as base instead)Wearing all white outfit bearing a wand with blue wings attached. Bringing strength to people with warm words and fighting her enemies with frost and wind!>>34868493D>>3486930Man, you have a real talent for antagonizing people!
>>3486967Perhaps for you. I'm genuinely indifferent to such things. People enjoy whatever fetishes they enjoy. Everybody is different, etc. Me personally I like kinky bdsm type stuff. Only got one picture of my wife like that though. It's great cause there is even a wedding dress and everything. I will agree though more extreme fetishes like those really don't need to be discussed here though. A nice balance of lewd is good, but there are lines, and I like it being kept chill here rather than argumentive. Also as I said I was just concerned over that anon bringing up that scenario so much. Nothing really about the fetishes. Just gives me those vibes you know? No one should really be thinking such scenarios with their waifu, unless something bad was going on. Or unless you like it, but he clearly doesn't.>>3486971Melatonin does nothing to me. And I know. I never really mean to. I'm sure it's just me being me. I think a lot of it here is more like misunderstanding me. At least people here don't get as upset about me as the "sjw"s on twitter who defend the shitty censorship and dialogue and story changes in FGO NA. Really I was just expressing concern over anon. I had no intention to make others angry. I really had no idea fantasizing about murder porn was an okay thing here. That just has never seemed like a good sign to me for someone's well being.
>>3486983>I really had no idea fantasizing about murder porn was an okay thing hereIt isn't, don't know how can you delude yourself into thinking that. You called out >>3486881 who was calling out the faggot fantasizing about murder porn.
>>3486930It's mostly due to feelings of insecurity about relationships. People who aren't insecure don't think about it very much, and people who fetishize it probably have some deeply rooted self esteem issues.
>>3487001I'm not saying I find it okay personally. I don' t think he's a faggot.>>3487004Maybe he's insecure, but I don't know. I'm not going to assume so. I don't know him. I think most fetishes have a variety of reasons that vary person to person, but anyway. I was just wondering why it was being brought up every thread. Maybe something happened to him or something recently you know?I guess I'll take the afternoon off though from here. Sorry for causing drama.
>>3487015>I was just wondering why it was being brought up every thread.It's most likely a particular poster who likes fantasizing about disgusting fetishes and other disturbing things. I've seen him post about this very thing before too.
Joke's on you nerds I have a fetish for hugging my wife
>>3487027You sick fuck.
Are french kisses gross?
>>3486983I would be antagonizing people all the time if I didn't read my posts thrice before actually posting them. I keep my worst posts in notepad.>melatonin does nothing to meDo you have trouble recalling your dreams? Are you even capable of that? That's one of the most important steps to having vivid dreams (and later having lucid dreams).>>3487027Holding hands with waifu!
Good afternoon, /c/.I fucking hate dykes.That is all.
>>3486608She'd be shocked and very confused. Being a normal girl, she'd go through an existential crisis.>>3486620Play her VNs. There's a lot of slice-of-life, but the way everything is written and structured is on another level.>>3486620Date her, woo her, marry her>>3486687Was a shitty Fate reference.BUT IT'S HYPOCRITICAL TO WANT TO SAVE EVERY SHEIK IN YOUR SIGHT.>>3486714Waifu staring at the horizon, anxious for your return.>>3486744But these would all be important NPC characters and only limited to the small region of /c/ that is the Waifu threads. I'm talking about the real deities, the ones that guide and influence the land of waifuism.>>3486751That's more Rika and Satoko's thing. Rena would be a magical girl hunter. She'd be like Bazett from Prillya, a normal human (mage) that competes on the level of manifested moe gods.>>3486770Not even the Abyss can hide her from a fully buffed Kyuute mode Rena.>>3486849Flesh and blood, but with very strange characteristics for a japanese girl.>>3486930>The obsessive hatred for your spouse being unfaithful is just a symptom of humanity's lack of maturity.>>3486959Nope, got no time for that. There's a life to be lived outside of sitting alone in the basement and typing out page after page of manuscripts.>>3487027Go see a shrink already!>>3487031The sloppier the better
>>3486967Cuckoldry is hot.
Vanilla is hot.
>>3486238>>3486608That would be horrifying to her, considering all the humiliating things about her that are depicted in the series. She would definitely change her name and looks.>>3486620Assuming we start off as a couple and all? I'd start with something simple like just showing her my house, making her a meal and having a nice chat where we talk about eachother and get to know eachother even better. The date comes later when she's up-to-date and ready for our world.>>3486751I could make a joke about Nozomi Yumehara/Cure Dream from Precure, but as an original magical girl, let's see... I definitely think she would have fairy wings, and maybe elf ears too, what with her fondness for the song of the elf. She would have a frilly white dress (think Madoka's outfit, but white instead of pink), and long white Sailor Moon-esque boots with musical notes instead of crescents on them. Her magical wand would be a microphone with little white wings on it, and it would have the power to fire sonic blasts and magical music. As for her catchphrase, maybe something like:「望み叶え給え!このメルヘン・ウィンヘンがいるかぎり、夢見る羊たちは夜も安心です!その夢を妨げる悪しきウルフたちよ、私がお、お迎えします!」(Let the wishes be granted! As long as I, Märchen Wünschen, am here, the dreaming lambs can sleep soundly at night! Wicked Wolves who disturb their dreams; I will be the one to g-greet you!)...wow, that was surprisingly fun to imagine. Now I want to see her like that.>>34868493D is acceptable if it's her.>>3486959She's more of a singer, but I can see her writing a book. Maybe fairy tales for children or an autobiography when she gets older. I'd gladly help her with writing it.
>>3485724As far as humanly possible within reason.>>3486238>Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is in?Maybe.>Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together?Yeah.>Is there any you have in mind?Making sure we comfortable, good life and help her get more knowledgeable on the world she will be living in.>Post a picture of your wife being cool!Here.>>3486273>What gets your waifu hyped?She seems to get pretty excited when she is in combat against a worthy opponent.>>3486620Go out and and get more familiar with each other and just take it all in I suppose.
>>3483739>What do you think is THE most important person in your waifu's life?There isn't really one that would fit that description shown in the series. Out of the ones shown I guess it would be Taiga though. Eventually I want to take that place of course.>What value is the most important value of hers that guides her nearly every action?Diligence I would say.>What thing does she treasure most?Her ambition.>What memory does she harbor in her heart more than any other?I can't answer this in a satisfactory way.>>3484003>You find your wife crying, why she is crying is unknown to you. How do you approach her, if at all?I would approach her, since I think what she needs the most in such a situation generally would be closeness and someone who listens. I would ask her what's wrong and look for cues as to what may have upset her in this way. If she needs someone to listen or hang on to I'll be there for her. If she needs some alone time I would respect that and look for a way to cheer her up once she has had enough alone time.>>3485453>What kind of pets would you and your waifu get?I can see us getting a dog. I think she would like a more interactive pet, cats can very much have a mind of their own. Then again her best friend is a predatory cat so who knows.>>3485539>How do the two of you react to this mirror universe of her?We're shocked at first, but quickly resolve to find a way to vanquish this version of her, if that is indeed the preferred course of action.>If waifu had the opportunity to become a god, would she take it? What would she do with her powers?I don't think she would, unless she had earned this power through her own means. She wouldn't want any power that is undue and believes very much and getting what she wants by her own means.>On a lighter note, would she make a good personal trainer for you?Definitely. She would probably go to easy on me at times, but just doing a fraction of what she does would increase my training by a lot.
>>3485736Giving her a massage after a tough day of training.>>3485738She smiles at me with that smile that illuminates the outer corners of the universe.>>3485742It probably depends on what she expected the result to be. If she expected something better she would probably be quite down about it. In any case she would probably resolve to try much harder for the next test.>>3485984>How does she adjust her schedule to go?She might have to reschedule her training>Would there be anything that would prevent her from being an impartial juror?I don't think so.>>3486047>Is your waifu prone to getting bored?She can almost always find something to do.>What kind of environment or circumstance could facilitate boredom in her especially?I can't really think of much. You'd have to force her to inactivity by some authority figure and have her with no one to interact with for long periods of time. >What do you think would she do to overcome that boredom?Anything and everything around her is something that can be used for some kind of activity. Time to get creative!>Would she be particularly against being bored or would it maybe be a nice change for her?Well, having nothing to do for a bit might be a nice change from her usually busy life with training, work, studies and everything, but she would also feel bad not having something to do.>>3486238>Do you think your wife would enjoy the media she is in? I think so, I don't think it's her favorite genre, but it's something she could sit down to watch. The fourth wall thing might be a bit awkward though.>Would you and your wife work towards achieving long term goals together? Is there any you have in mind?Well she has her dream of becoming a professional softball player on the national level. I would look for my own passion apart from supporting her in her endeavor, but I don't have an idea for that yet.>Post a picture of your wife being cool!Sure.
>>3486849I can only wonder. But I think she'd be just as beautiful either way.>>3486930......I see.>>3486959Honestly if she did, it'd probably be one that stars herself, but as a magical girl, or a fantasy princess.She'd probably try to draw a comic, realize her skills in drawing aren't great, then try just writing, and go from there.I'd definitely read her work and help her improve her story as best as I could. Though I can't promise I wouldn't feel a little bit of second-hand embarrassment from some old shame in my memory from when I used to be a writing novice.>>3486620Welcome her to my home with an egg feast.I wouldn't MAKE her eat all the eggs, but I would suggest that she would feel better if she did.>>3487038>>3487027You guys really should be wearing gloves when it comes to these things. You might not understand now, but there's so many illnesses you can catch from doing these things without the proper protection. In fact, the best action to take against them would ideally be to just not perform these acts at all.It's time to get /fit/. Respond and do your reps.
>>3486273Many things, but the anticipation of a great horror movie or haunted house would get her especially hyped.>>3486608She's probably a mix of shocked and appalled, but then I think she would be relatively quick to face this new situation and find the next baseball field.>>3486620>If your wife was made real, what would be the first thing you'd do with her?Get her accustomed to her new environment first and foremost.If all the formalities are already dealt with in advance then I'd take her out on a date most likely.>>3486751>What do you think your waifu would look like as a magical girl?Probably keep some kind of red theme with the clothes and incorporate baseball equipment in her arsenal somehow.>Worse, if you managed to even give it thought, what would her motif be?The sun and athletic ability.>>3486849>if your waifu were to enter our dimension, how do you figure she would look?She would look much like a normal person, although her bright red hair may be surprising to many. Maybe they just think it's dyed though.>>3486959>Would your waifu ever pursue the goal of publishing literary works of her own?I really don't think she would get into writing.>What kind of medium? Webcomic, manga, doujinshi, comics, fanfics, books, etc?If anything, then a book or light novel maybe.>Would they be the writer, artist or both?Writer more likely than artist. I think both would be too much as it's not her main career.>What kind of settings/genres would they explore?Horror most likely, maybe something else about super powers or mechas. Who knows really, maybe also something more based in real life.>Would you be able to help her in some way?I could give her some ideas and proof read, as well as give her my thoughts on what she has written.
Which Nakano quintuplet resembles your waifu the most, in looks or personality?
>>3487178How the hell should I know? Only currently airing thing I've been watching is Jojo, and even ten that can't count as currently airing anymore!
>>3487038I don't see my posts as bad usually. There have been times I've rewritten before posting though. Like, "oh this is probably going to be taken way too far the wrong way".>dreams greentextUh, kind of. Mine are usually nightmarish ptsd stuff. Normally I use a magic green herb to avoid dreams entirely. My whole ability to dream well is kinda ruined, so I find it to be more beneficial for myself to just turn the ability off completely. When I can.>>3487027Absolutely disgusting. >>3487031Yes. That's how babies are made.>>3487033Maybe.>>3487091Edgy.>>3487096Anon, I HIGHLY doubt Rena would do such a thing, and that's what I mean. You got no reason to worry, so why focus on it? You all seem to have lots of ideas and nice girls.>>3487173You see what?>get fitI try dammit! At least I'm down to around 160 pounds for her. Not really any muscle gain though, but eh. Better than nothing.>>3487178What? Who?
What is your waifu's alignment?
>>3487195Her chakra alignment?
>>3487195slightly to the right (her right)
>>3486608She definitely wouldn't like it, so many people knowing and seeing too much about her.>>3486620>If your wife was made real, what would be the first thing you'd do with her?Greet her and become familiar with each other.>>3486751>What do you think your waifu would look like as a magical girl?Cute!>Worse, if you managed to even give it thought, what would her motif be?Black cats and/or schoolgirl uniforms.>>3486849I think she'd look good in flesh and blood.>>3486959>Would your waifu ever pursue the goal of publishing literary works of her own?She hasn't shown an interest in writing, I don't think so.>What kind of medium? Webcomic, manga, doujinshi, comics, fanfics, books, etc?Books, she reads quite a bit.>Would they be the writer, artist or both?Writer. I don't know if she draws much.>What kind of settings/genres would they explore?Sci-fi, post-apocalyptic, or romance stories. Or maybe something unorthodox.>Would you be able to help her in some way?I hope so. Maybe we could make manga once I git gud at drawing.>>3487178Skimming over the fandom wiki, I'm going to say Miku.>>3487195True neutral/Neutral good
>>3487220Alright, I choose True Good.
How would your waifu prepare for a storm and a flood?
>warned for posting Brave EliHaha, it's like reddit saying she's pedobait all over again.>>3487195Chaotic Evil usually.Chaotic Good as Brave.>>3487219Like, a little less than 5'10 because of some scoliosis.>>3487248By building a castle.
>>3487300>scoliosisPlease be fucking with me.That thing isn't good at all.Fix it or it will fuck you up really good later.
The LOVE for Waifu is strong!
I created my own perfect wifeu
>>3487334What's her name? What made you fall in love with her? When did you get married? Tell us more about your wife, anon!
>>3487336Wel I still haven't gave her a name but I she's nerdy, she love reading and is very fond of philosophy and sociology. What I love more of her is that she's demure and gently. She blushes easily and is super cute, and I love snuggling with her while we're watching some rare French author movie.
>>3487336She loves the movies of David Lynx and Charlie Kaufman. Her favorite musician is Leonard Cohen.
Next fanfic chapter being revised for Waifu.
Showering with my dragon wife!Cleaning her beautiful horns!Scrubbing her scaly tail!Kissing her smooth tummy!Licking her sweaty nipples and armpits clean!Spreading her butt cheeks to clean her dirty places!Polishing her claws after, and rubbing her feet while I praise her nude beauty!Cuddling while we dry off together!>>3487313Eh, its moderately bad. I stay moving around, walk regularly, do my best not to slouch, stretch a lot. Try to stand more than sit. Sitting is for the weak anyway. I don't really have good back muscles though. Not really anyway to fix it either. Just do my best to keep it from getting worse. Part of why I focus on keeping my weight down as well.Fug I'm out of it today. Messed that post all up.
>>3487334One does not just """"""""""""create""""""""""""""""" a waifu
>>3487414what if you have a daughter and then fall in love with herpretty much what that is
I love this bad dragon.She makes my head feel all sorts of weird. I want to slap the universes shit for keeping me seperated from her. If there is a " god," I'm gonna punch its face in until it lets me be with her! I want to shatter the walls of time and space with a hammer if I have to!
>>3486751>What do you think your waifu would look like as a magical girl?I've seen one single image of Sheik dressed like one, but it was so poorly drawn that I won't save it. Also, even if she isn't dressed like a magical girl, isn't Sheik essentially a magical girl? I mean, Zelda needs to transform into Sheik like what a magical girl would do (although Sheik is more than just a transformation, but you get what I mean) and Sheik literally has magical powers of her own and with the triforce. So unless I don't know what I am talking about, Sheik is essentially a magical girl already.>what would her motif beThe Sheikah symbol, which is an eye with three triangles above it and a big tear. If you need to know what that looks like, just look at her clothing. It is literally on each of her outfits and prominently displayed. I really like it.>>3486849>how do you figure she would lookI don't care one way of the other. She would look beautiful to me no matter what. While I normally wouldn't want a 3D girl, I will make an exception for the love of my life. One thing I normally don't like about 3D is the imperfections in the skin, hair, outfits, etc. that you see on the average person that isn't typically present in 2D. But when it comes to my Sheik, I actually would like to see her imperfections too. I want to see and know everything about her. I want to truly understand her. Her imperfections would make her all the more cute to me. She doesn't need to look perfect for me. I love will always love her regardless.>>3486909>Do you think your document will reach the length of a book or novel? I wouldn't be suprised if that was the case.Perhaps. I'm not sure. I'm not paying too much attention to the length. I feel like if I focus too much on that, I'll lose sight of what is really important. It is quite lengthy so far though. I want to be able to show to her how much I want her and everything I want to do with her. A whole lifetime of things!
>>3486959>publishing literary worksSheik is actually quite excellent in her articulation and prose. I could only hope to be as good as her one day when it comes to that. So this might be a great way to let out her pent-up emotions and show the world how creative she can be. That might be a great thing for her to do while I'm at work, especially before we have children. I'm sure Sheik would be a great author and I would read each and every one of her works. Also, I really think she would sell a LOT of copies. Her kind of talent with her words doesn't come that often. It's really a treasure.>booksThis one definitely. That or she could have some sort of website. I think Sheik would do a mix of stories and poetry, which would definitely lend itself well to books. So that is my guess.>writerI don't think there would need to be an artist. But if she did draw, I'm sure she would be quite gifted in it. We might see an artstyle the world has never seen! So I think she would do both if she were to have both.>settings/genresShe could probably write quite a lot about Hyrule before and after Ganon's reign. She could also detail what it was like in HW too. If Sheik were to become real and wanted to start writing, I'm sure she would use her past as a jumping off point. And frankly, I'm sure plenty of people would like it since they grew up with OoT. If they knew that this was indeed Sheik, I'm sure the books would sell like hotcakes because many TLoZ fans would want to read about a first hand account of a beloved character in their own words.>help herWhile I have gotten many compliments about my writing on here, it is utter crap compared to what Sheik would be capable of. The most I could do is encourage her, do menial tasks for her, help her figure out what to write about, and maybe how to market it. That's about it though.>>3487027I want to hug my Sheik just like pic related.
>>3487423Making someone with the goal of her being perfect for you isn't the same thing.
>>3487096>Was a shitty Fate reference.Ah, I see. Sorry, I've never read or watched anything Fate related.>BUT IT'S HYPOCRITICAL TO WANT TO SAVE EVERY SHEIK IN YOUR SIGHT.Is this in reference to the MC wanting to be a hero? I feel like I've read something about that. In any case, I wish I could save every Sheik not just in my sight, but all Sheiks that could and will exist. She deserves to be saved no matter what, but I would only romantically love one.>>3487173>It's time to get /fit/. Respond and do your reps.But I already go to the gym and just went yesterday.>>3487195Definitely chaotic good. I'm too familiar with these things, but I don't see Sheik much as a lawful or neutral good. And she is definitely good, so I think this fits. She wouldn't just follow the law to fight for what is right. She would use whatever is at her disposal to fight evil. Zelda is more of a lawful good type, not Sheik.>>3487248A storm or flood in a desert? That is super, SUPER rare. And I doubt that we will ever flood again since measures have been taken by my city. I just can't see it happening enough to answer this question and I genuinely don't know what one would do in a flood either. But I suppose she would get supplies well in advance and evacuate with me to a better location until things get better. Maybe stay at a motel/hotel in a less flooded area. Perhaps we go somewhere even farther. For storms, we would just need to be prepared to be okay with the power being out for a few hours. Nothing a few candles can't fix. Plus, there are things we could do with the lights off alone together if the power was out. It would be kind of fun and exciting to experience that at least once with my Sheik.
>>3486744I was gonna get some AK mags with Yuuri's image on them, but I decided against it.>>3486751Extremely cute and frilly.I don't know much about magic.>>3486849Whenever I imagine her coming into our world it's hard to describe beyond 2.5D.She isn't really 3rd or 2nd, but she is number one in my heart.That's how I imagine it anyways.>>3486959Well she can't really read or write.She might be able to draw manga, she's really good at drawing.Yuuri would be the artist.Science fiction and SOL.Maybe actually writing it, I'm not the best writer, but I can write down anything she can come up with, she's really creative.>>3487031They're french.>>3487096I'll look into it.>>3487173I've finished boxing with my brother.I think I'll start lifting weights with him.>>3487178I'm not too familiar with this.>>3487195Neutral good, I think.How motherly would you say your wife is?I think Yuuri is very motherly, not that she actually reminds me of my mom, though they do share some traits.But I think Yuuri would make a really great mother.
>>3487173>saying other people's wives are disease riddenFucking rude
>>3487444N-No, it's not like that!
>>3487444>>3487445The only sort of disease you shoud be catching from it is heart disease. Terminal.
well my wife might be diseased... not that i mind
>>3486849She would look absolutely horrifying until I can fix my head and then all bets are off. >>3486959>literary worksI haven't thought about that before. I really wonder what kind of insights such a being would have to write down. It'd probably be either a love story or an extremely technical breakdown of human physiology beyond modern science.>mediumIt'd be a normal book (or grimoire) unless she learned art too which would be very interesting indeed. It's too bad any art from her would likely just look like more flesh and guts to me but I don't see why she couldn't become an amazing artist>writer, artistI think she'd excel at whatever she chose although I don't think she'd bother with art that can't be appreciated by her loved one.>genreLikely either hard science or tragic romance. Quite the combination .>helpI really wish I could but my lack of fine motor skills and fucked up perception of reality would likely hinder any such attempts.>>3487027Lewd!>>3487031Totally fine and not lewd. >>3487096>the ones that guide and influence the land of waifuism.I have no clue what you're talking about now. I guess Pygmalion? He was the classic waifuist after all.>>3487173But I do my reps before responding. It's a rule that helps me.>>3487195I would say true neutral but she has no concern for human law so probably chaotic neutral even though it's a meme.>>3487248We would either relocate or if we found a really good place we could batten down the hatches and cuddle it out.>>3487414Kanafriend did.>>3487441>I was gonna get some AK mags with Yuuri's image on themDo it, why wouldn't you want to be able to shoot bullets from your waifu's glorious visage?>motherlyShe's a very good housewife so although she can't get traditionally pregnant if by some miracle we could have children I'm sure she would have nothing but love for them>>3487444...I think calling my wife a disease might not be inaccurate.
China dress Eli!>>3487441Who knows, we both would probably have better stuff to do anyway. Pregnancy doesn't sound very fun. Plus little kids are a handful. Could always adopt I suppose if we wanted to leave stuff to someone. Could do some crazy magic test tube stuff too maybe. I'm sure that'd be doable it Fate universe, but personally I like the idea of adoption. Could do both maybe. Depends really on what she wants most.>She isn't really 3rd or 2nd, but she is number one in my heartSo she is 1D, is what you're saying?
>>3485433A what?>>3485453I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I can see Lat wanting cats.>>3485539The closest to cruel and evil I could see her being would be a version of her that didn't manage to escape The School (and she would have needed to become cruel and evil to survive). As such... well, Lat would probably try to help her, to try and help one more girl escape that place's clutches. I don't see Lat interested in becoming a god, especially since as a rule the beings that would strive to be gods in her setting generally end up defeated by the Steel Dragon squadron. (Or Masaki if it's literally isekai stuff)I hate exercise, so she'd probably struggle to even get me motivated.>>3485713We don't listen to any of that stuff.>>3485984She's a military pilot (and test pilot during peacetime). She is literally too busy for anything like that.>>3486238Her source media literally has "Super Robot" in the name. With that said, I think she'd prefer mainline SRW to the ones she's actually in, because there are more super robots in mainline than in OG.>>3486751Lat probably wouldn't make a very good magical girl because she's more of a tech-oriented girl. Though with that said there are a few pics of her in various magical girl cosplays, including even a certain Magic Knight... which I can actually see Lat feasibly getting into as those girls got magic super robots! Pic related.
>>3486959I think that's pretty unlikely to happen. Even though her life can be said to be pretty exciting, so one might think she has plenty of material for writing a book, she has never shown a deep interest in literature. She is more interested in knowledge and skills that can be applied to real-world scenarios. She does enjoy watching martial arts movies though and it's possible she enjoys reading manga. It would have to be the other way around. Maybe if I was to publish a manga it would be possible to get her help. Yeah, that would be pretty nice.>>3487173I've been trying to perfect my one-arm push up form and now I'm spent. My wife would still berate me for being so lazy, I'm sure. Geez, does she think I'm Superman?>>3487195Probably Neutral Good. Mai values both personal freedom and adherence to laws. There have been times where she has voiced her disagreement with the government's ways of handling things, particularly when it restricts her friends' freedom. She does work with the government to protect people and definitely tries to follow laws whenever possible, however.Mai is such a great girl after all, I love her so much!>>3487248Making sure we have decent illumination in case there is a blockout. Aside from that our house should be pretty secure so I doubt we would have that many problems.>>3487441You asked that same question 4 months ago, Yuuri anon! But that's ok. I also think that's a lovely and essential aspect for your wife to have.Mai does have some great motherly traits. She is diligent, responsible, kind and attentive to the needs of others. She is great at taking care of kids as well. You can see this on episode 11 of the anime. Where she actually took care of Haruhiko as a child by herself, all this while attending school, working part-time and hunting phantoms. Though she ended up collapsing due to stress as a result. That episode isn't in the LN, but you can still see glimpses of this side of her all throughout the novel.
>>3487451You're working towards her full recovery I hope
Rena bros assemble
Where are some foreign places you would like to go for vacation with your waifu?
2lazy2write a long post>>3487192Weed doesn't turn off dreams for me. I was doing it for a whole week about 3 weeks ago and I kept dreaming.I'm going to take 15mg of melatonin today and sleep a whole fucking lot, I hope I'll have a lucid dream. I hope I'll be able to send myself successfully to the correct destination without fucking up (like usual).>>3487500>almost flat>wide hips>that dressHHHHHNNNGGGHH
>>3487195Neutral good. She respects the law and likes order, but isn't beholden to it.>>3487248Moving everything out of the basement and first floor and stocking up on batteries and canned food.>>3487300See a doctor?>>3487440But what if you're playing Sheik against Zelda in a smash game? Who will you save? Trying to save all Sheiks is naivete!>>3487441I hope you enjoy itVery, Rena is very nurturing>>3487444ahaha about that ...>>3487470Pygmalion was a sorry excuse for a waifuist. I'd argue that the holy trinity of /c/ would be Lain, Haruhi, and Madoka if /c/ was really a magical land filled with cute anime girls.>>3487500Truly a superior form of clothing.>>3487742Good taste anon, but Rena's mine.
>>3486608Assuming she's the only one from her comic that gets made real, I think it would really do a number on her. It would likely even trigger a bad depressive episode/fruitless suicide attempt since she'd be confronted with the reality of being taken from the few people that matter to her. It's not something I'd ever want to put her through if it was my choice to make.>>3486620The first thing I'd do, presuming that she doesn't already know/love me in this scenario, is give her a place to stay. I'd have plenty of time to get to know her that way.>>3486751Magical girl outfits are too frilly for her. If she was a magical girl she'd be a very non-standard one, maybe with a motif that uses the skulls and stars present on her normal outfit.>>3486849It would be weird to imagine her in this world as anything but a 3D person. I'd rather be in her world as a 2D person, though, that's also pretty strange to imagine. I do have one piece of fanart (not this one) where she's rendered a bit more realistically but I don't like it because the face is drawn pretty badly.>>3486959I don't think she's the artistic/creative type. Maybe when she was younger and less troubled she might have pursued such things but if so, it's never been shown (most of her past hasn't)>>3487195She'd have to be chaotic neutral, since she acts mostly according to her own whims and desires and readily disregards the law.>>3487248She doesn't really prepare for stuff, I would have to take care of that for us. I've still got my sandbags from last hurricane season though so that's about all I need anyway, besides food and water.
>>3487440>A storm or flood in a desert? That is super, SUPER rare.
>>3487437do you self-insert as Link here?
>>3487725well as much as can happenshe's not the kind of girl who can be fully fixed
>write the rest of a post anywaysasuga me>>3486959Toko pursues painting instead, but if she had a change of mind she'd write a normal book instead. One might think that going from painting to comics would be more logical but it's wrong.Writer and artist of the cover.Fantasy with exploration of metaphysical themes like searching for the true meaning of yourself and your being.>would you be able to help herWhat a stupid question, I wouldn't even want to help her! Sure we could try writing a book together but it would be neither her work nor my work. Working on art is like searching for yourself. The finished work is an attempt at presenting what you've found. If we write something together it would end up exploring ourselves and the link between us. She wants to understand herself instead, therefore I can't help her. Pic very much related.>>3487195Neutral too good for this world>>3487248>flood that far in the landThat would require tsunami instead of a storm.>>3487441Very motherly. That's all I can say without spoiling major events of KnS2. (even though I already spoiled them here) (I just want an excuse not to think about this today)(it hurts too much)
>>3487783It does when you toke for years, but dreams come back after a couple weeks or so. Though everyone is biochemically a bit different, or whatever. Cannabis also affects anesthetics and makes them harder to take effect. Which can be a mild issue for surgery apparently.>almost flat>wide hips>that dressI know! Her chest, and hips, dat belly, she is perfect. Her legs too. Oh man her legs. The tail, sexy scaly tail too. I wish I could take back all the energy I ever wasted fapping to others. Fuck my life. If she had been here from the start. Man, she would've owned me. I mean, she kind of does. In spirit, but my body is lost without her kicking my ass. You know? Aaah, it's my mind is being singed with hot needles. Not having her in my life is the worst. It's like without her being here, caused me to be so lost for long I've ended up tortured. Maybe when I die or something. Studying death as given me some small hope for something with her in some shape or form, as long as I keep loving her. Even if I fuck up again and again, I'll just pull mysef out of my hells to keep loving her. Truly this existence is a prison of some kind. She is too good for this world anyway. A girl like her would have been turned into a zombie, or something in this day and age. Rather than be seen as a beauty with such fantastic potentials.>>3487795China dresses are definitely top tier, indeed.>>3487762I have only been to Mexico, and it's been pretty fun usually.
How would you take care of a comatose waifu during a extended period of time? 3 months tops.
How would your waifu react to extraterrestrial visitors presenting themselves to Earth with seemingly good intentions?
What does your waifu do when she is extremely happy?
>>3487808She's 2d, of course she can be fixed.
How would you fix you're waifu, anons?
>>3487952She is not broken.
>>3487500who is this girl? where is she from?
>>3487952She isn't broken but I would love to see the following changes:Making her actually kiss the SI MC and see what kind of brainfuckery happens from the feedback-loop.Make her an alien, too.
>>3487960My dragon wife. Elizabeth Bathory, from Fate/Extra CCC.>>3487909Uh, I probably leave the bedaide, except to you know, bathroom, eat, and exercise. I'd leave the care up to doctors because I'm not one.>>3487914Sing for them so they know who the best idol is.>>3487916Get extremely happy.>>3487952Her wounds are too deep, just give her my love.
>>3487991Thank you!>>3487974You should be more like this guy>>3487991
>>3487441>How motherly would you say your wife is?We've never seen Sheik around children before (Link being a child in a teenage body doesn't count), but I've always thought she would make a great mother. Firstly, she went through quite a lot the moment she was created and knows what it is like to struggle throughout life. This no doubt gave her a healthy amount of empathy and compassion to others. That's important in a mother. Next, she would be able handle children without getting overwhelmed like some would, plus she is is just a calm girl in general. She wouldn't be shouting at them, but she also wouldn't be a pushover. So calm, but firm which is a great kind of tempermant for a mom. She is also a very active girl, so I think she would be great at encouraging our children to play outside and just staying in fit in general. Plus her cooking would be healthy for the most part since that's what she would be eating. I just hope we figure out the whole every other week thing that I've brought up many times.>>3487762I have a feeling that if I list specific countries, that would help people narrow the country in which I live. I value my privacy too much to do that. So I'll just give very general guidelines for places we would like to go. Firstly, I would like to get out of this awful desert environment and pick somewhere with forests or plains or something like that. Next, I would like it to be not full of other tourists. Some cabin in the woods, maybe with a lake nearby would be our ideal vacation place. Whatever country has that, we'll go to.>>3487795>But what if you're playing Sheik against Zelda in a smash game? Who will you save?I would save Sheik. Zelda is not Sheik and never will be. So that wouldn't be a problem.>Trying to save all Sheiks is naivetePerhaps, but I would like to at least try! Sheik is the most important girl in the universe to me.>>3487798Indeed.
>>3487993Why do you even want to know? In all this you couldn't have just googled?
>>3487996>googlegoogle is shit, everything is 'cartoon' to them
The system thinks my post is spam. I wonder why? I don't want to rewrite everything, so I'm going to split the post into two and see what is catching the spam filter. Sorry for two posts when it could have been one.>>3487909>comatose waifuOh man, why do you have to make me think of my Sheik in such a situation? I hate to think of these kinds of things.I don't know much about comas, but people in comas stay in the hospital right? If that's the case, I would be visiting each and every day. No exceptions. If I'm sick, I'll go. If I'm busy, I'll go. I wouldn't travel anywhere that would keep me from visiting her. If I'm allowed to, I would kiss her a few times on the cheeks, mouth (assuming there isn't some medical device inserted), and forehead. I would hold her hand. I would talk to her, even though she can't hear me. I would take care of her in any way the hospital would let me. I would probably even bring in a small gift every single day so that when she wakes up she has a lot of gifts. I want to be there when she wakes up. Now, I would like to not think about this anymore. It's bad for my heart.>>3487914She probably would not trust them and would try to figure out as much as she can about them. Perhaps even figure out a way to defeat them before anything bad can happen, so once they do something bad, she can beat them.
>>3487952I would like for her to have her own body. That would fix everything. She deserves to live a life of her own.>>3487802I tend to imagine that that's me and I do not think of Link at all. Sheik and Link have no romantic connection, so the images of them together make no sense. They have never been together and never will.>>3487916I'm not sure since we've never seen that before. But I'm sure it would be so abnormal for her that she would act differently. Like when she regained her hope back after it was waning, she did something pretty out of character and transformed into Zelda prematurely. That wasn't well thought out, but I attribute that to the sudden feeling of happiness and hope leading to overconfidence. So my Sheik probably would act unpredictably when extremely happy.
>>3487999Okay, but why are you even here if you don't have a waifu?
>>3488003I have a Waifu, what's your problem?
>>3488004Nothing, but you could just lurk.Also who is she? Why not post her then?
>>3488006Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
>>3488003I AM the waifu.
>>3487248Stock up on food and such, relocate if she has to.>>3487441I can see her being very motherly. She has a tender side to her that I love. I wonder if she'd have the same innocent smile that she has when playing with cats, but now playing with her children. She's great at cooking too.>>3487909I'd stick by her side so I can greet her when she wakes up. I could give her my drool so she can dream of me.>>3487914Shit, I have to meet her parents.Real answer, she'd take a lot of interest in this event, having such a big interest in aliens, even if she never speaks about it. She might even be one, seeing her abilities.>>3487916Saliva wells up in her mouth really fast and she spews it all out. It's glorious.>>3487952There is nothing to "fix".
>>3488016cuckfag aids don't exist
Please stop saying cuck and aids and post waifu stuff.
>>3487943>>3487952Doing the best I can to love and provide for and protect her until memories of past trauma are like a speck on a distant shore. As much as can be fixed there's still a lot of damage there that just can't be reversed. What I'd like to do is make sure she knows that I don't love her in spite of these things, but because of them. Some of the burdens she carries would weigh heavy on my heart as well, but it's well offset by seeing her happier than she was to bear them alone. As she is I worry about her, she's tried to end it all before... it could happen again in the near future.It's not just for her though, by saving my waifu I would also be saving myself. I need her in my life so badly right now. We have more in common than I care to blog about here, I just want to open up to her and vice versa.
>>3487762Some tropical Caribbean islands. She'd want to go to New York but I wouldn't let her due to the risks.>>3487824I like the Yukata more but there's just something to be said for how it shows off the chest, hips, and thighs while not really being that revealing.>>3487909With a hospital?>>3487914DOPPELGANGERS! KILL THEM ALL!>>3487916She actually loses most of her mannerisms and cute tics.>>3487952Holding hands until she feels she can trust me and by extension other human beings.>>3487994But wouldn't killing Zelda kill Sheik?
>>3488027Holy shit! Your waifu is beautiful! She reminds me of my own!
>>3488027>But wouldn't killing Zelda kill Sheik?No. Sheik is a soul created by the triforce of wisdom. All that is needed for Sheik to exist is for the holder of the triforce of wisdom to use their body as a vessel for her or create a new one for her if that is even possible. Sure, Sheik will likely not look like how we normally see her since it is a mix of her and Zelda's looks and Sheik does inherit Zelda's memories which do affect her, but Sheik would still be Sheik without her. However, Sheik does care about Zelda quite a lot, so they have an inseparable bond. I wouldn't want to kill Zelda or let her suffer per se, but Sheik is a separate being and I would prioritize her any day.
>>3488027Short china dresses like that are best. Especially because my wife's cute butt would always stick out, cause of her sexy tail~I LOVE how flashing her shimapans and cute butt is part of her combat style. I love my dragon wife! She's the cutest, sexiest, strongest, and most beautiful and gorgeus ever!
Which waifu reminds you of your own waifu the most?
>>3488037The second cutest one, obviously.
>>3488037I've seen similar energy from tomoko but it's mainly just some of the expressions, the tired eyes, and the lesbian stuff. They are very different girls and my wife's pain is much more beautiful, it endears me beyond reason. I would sacrifice everything just to be with her, and to do so would hurt me so deeply that not even she could make my regret go away completely, but that pain would only make us more alike, bind us further in warm darkness. I welcome the prospect because I'm not faced with it.
>>3488044I think by waifu he means the girls posted here.
>>3488051refer to >>3488047 we had some threads started not long ago by a tomokofag(albeit not following traditional page 10 etiquette)
>>3488055Sorry if it inconveniences the thread. I just appreciate the character so much.
>>3488060if she's your waifu it's perfectly fine
Damn it, I really want to build an MG 42.I really need to control my spending habits.
>>3488065What're you shooting at?
>>3488047Can I protect too?
>>3488065>mfw no gunz
>>3488093Of course ^-^
>>3488037Eli is one of a kind!>>3488065What Metal Gear is the 42?
When I grow up I want to be like mogudan.
>>3488110he has been drawing a lot of other girls lately.
>>3488037Of the waifus I've seen in these threads a couple have some minor things in common, but really, there is none like Sheik. >>3488041 is also correct. Since Sheik is the cutest, that must mean that the second cutest would be similar in that way. Other than that, Sheik is a very unique waifu and she is all mine.>>3488065I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum. I'm frugal as all hell, but I really wish I could budge on my budget. There are so many Sheik things I want to buy, but even my intense love for her isn't enough for me to deviate from my budget. I hate having to wait for specific times to spend my money. My copy of Smash Melee needs to be replaced and so does my copy of Brawl since they have been starting to randomly become unreadable and it's annoying. I need to actually buy Smash 4 for both the Wii U and 3DS. I want to buy the OoT remake for the 3DS. I need to buy Super Mario Maker (just 1 since apparently 2 does NOT have her as a costume anymore). I also want to buy the Definitive Edition of Hyrule Warriors as well. I have the original version, but they added things for her in this version. I won't accept pirating and emulating when it comes to Sheik stuff anymore! But then there are more things like purchasing the physical manga instead of reading scans. I also would like to buy her Amiibo. There are also other official pieces of merchandise for her that I would like. Plus, I've seen plenty of cool fan made things of her that I would like. I would like to commission her one day too. There are just so many things I need to buy! Luckily for the next holiday season, I'm planning on buying myself replacement copies of those Smash games, plus I will let myself pick two other Sheik games to purchase. I'm not sure which ones I will decide on yet though. I haven't decided how much I will let myself on Valentine's Day or other important days just yet.One day, one day my Sheik collection will become large, I just need to be patient.
>>3488111Just look at the motherfucker. He has been drawing thicc Rei for DECADES and he is still going.I want to be like him one day and have more than enough pieces to fill a museum with the cold visage of a drooling maiden.Then you have ccreayus.Mad bastardette has been drawing CC and lelouch for decades too, her galleries and albums easily span thousands of images and she is responsible for a fifth of all C.C. images uploaded online.But a fine display of traditional skill would be Samura Hiroakihttps://i1.wp.com/halcyonrealms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/brulove04.jpgA sick fuck who enjoys his art with graphite and makes sure to be known as the sick bastard with the amazing graphite works.And then look at this exemplary man, 源 司 (前はゲンゴロウです)源 司 , He has 180 pictures of Urabe in his stylized watercolor style and he made sure to date his works and make them frequently until he stopped.The world isn't ready for what is to come, but I assure you that it will be worthy of her.[Toccata and Fugue plays in the background]
>>3488113Have you ever considered figure making?Look at this mad lad doing a excellent piece of figure, I look at his efforts and I am filled with AWE.https://imgur.com/gallery/J0hOC
>>3488117That does look like a really cool process and it's a great looking result. However, I can't stress this enough that I am more into writing than art. I like to joke sometimes that I can't even make a good looking stick-figure. That's why after my current major project for Sheik (a very large document detailing what I want to do with her) is done by this next Valentine's Day, I was planning on buckling down for an entire year and learning/practicing what I can to draw one single good looking non-traced, color drawing of her so it can be ready for the Valentine's Day after. This is to show that even if I suck at something, I am willing to put the effort to make something good for her. The process this guy did is out of my league for now. However, I could always decide to try that after my other major projects are done, but that will be in a couple years from now. I will definitely put consideration into it though since it seems like a really cool thing to make.
>>3488122Writing is a form of art though.
>>3485433Not well. Somebody might get hurt.>>3485453She's more of a dog person than a cat person.>>3485539Jokes aside, I think it'd be hard to tell at first glance.Probably; probably nothing much when she's not bored.She'd just have to add weights to the shopping bags she'd have my carry.>>3485736Ask her to clarify.>>3485738Tell me to clarify.>>3485742She'd probably be embarrassed if she thought she was gonna do well.>>3485984It hasn't been shown what Rin does for a living, but she seems to have enough free time that it'd probably be willing to accommodate. I think, if she has to, she could be impartial.>>3486047Big time.Being left alone, for the most part. She can go out shopping or go to karaoke or watch TV, but that wouldn't fill her whole day.Persuade people to go out to eat or the like.She is very anti-boredom.>>3487178Probably Ichika. I did once see a picture of Miku and thought somebody drew Rin for one brief, disappointment-preceding moment. I blame the sweater.>>3487195Chaotic Neutral.>>3487441Not very, though I can totally see her being a great mom.>>3487916Smile.
>>3488127Semantics, semantics. You know what I mean. I'm much better with my words than with things like drawing, sculpting, and things like that. I'm better at creating things through written language than by actually creating said thing in picture or physical form.
>>3488117AAAAHHHH that awesome! Thank you anon, I'm going to go try make something now (or someday)!
My one true love Rukia Kuchiki
>>3487470You're probably right, it would be good to have them.I'm just really worried about how they might turn out.I think I'll be happy with what I chose, it's pretty much this with a few modifications.>>3487500In my heart there only exists one dimension: Yuuri.>>3487703I just really like thinking of Yuuri as a mother, thinking about her and our kids makes me feel happy.>>3487762France and Switzerland.>>3487909By doing everything I can to ensure her condition does not deteriorate.>>3487914Par for the course.She's seen some alien like beings before so she wouldn't be shocked by them.>>3487916Smile.>>3487952She is beyond perfection.Don't fix what isn't broken.>>3488037I'm not sure anyone is anything like Yuuri.>>3488072Enemies of the people.>>3488107That is the Maschinen Gewehr, one of the machine guns used by the Germans during WW2.I've got nothing else to say to you.
>>3488136Neat! Rukia is great.
Any waifu here that your waifu wouldn't get along with, or might even hate?
>>3488138>Enemies of the people.Who would that be?
I want to buy Veko, heckling her cruel owner for the best possible price, citing the things I secretly adore about her as defects to bring the price down... only so that I have that much more left over to spend for her benefit later.The weeks to follow will be a delicate process of building trust and giving her the kind of life I'm sure she doesn't feel like she deserves. I'm not sure how long I would wait to tell her I already dissolved her bonds of servitude, but dropping that bombshell early on as a mere show of good faith before we're properly attached seems like a bad idea.The end goal is to take her far from where anyone knows her, far from the memories, and make her happy enough that she forgets about the non-existent golden city and never enters the abyss with those other doomed souls. If I succeed at this, I win at life. If she breaks my heart and disappears in the night, I'll find and beg her to come back. Failing that, I'll leave everything behind and join her and that suicide squad to the bottom of the earth for her. There's just no other option, I can't bring myself to drag her back to a life she clearly doesn't want by force, and I can't stand the idea of having her and then having nothing. As long as we're together there's always a small chance things go differently down there, end better for all of us. If not, Wazy's warnings that worked on everyone else aren't going to keep me from visiting her all the time in her sticky darkness. I wonder what my narehate form would be, I'm sure it would be absolutely eldritch whatever it is.
>>3486620Assuming this is the dream scenario where we are in love with each other as soon as she comes over here, we'd properly just hang out at my place for the rest of the day/night and then I'd let her get some rest. Like you said, interdimensional transfers must be pretty wearing on people.>>3486751Her motif would be a very obvious angelic theme, with her outfit looking something like Lenneth's armor from Valkyrie Profile. Actually, I was going to commission her in Lenneth's armor one day.>>3486849>'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'?That's usually exactly the way I imagine her in terms of visualizing her, but I imagine her feeling very three dimensional as I spend a lot of time thinking about hugging her.>>3486959I can see her publishing a children's book of some kind. Actually, she already did. She wrote a fairy tale story about the origin of the world and of the Haibane. I would help her edit it and help give her some ideas but other than that I would be useless in that endeavor. >>3487195Neutral good.>>3487248Moving anything of value to the upper floor of the house, stocking up on food and water, and getting ready to get out of there if necessary.>>3487441I think she'd be a very good mother, a little on the "too nice" side but I don't think there's anything too wrong with that, I'll do my best to be the "kind but firm" father.>>3487762South east Asia, it would be a lot of fun to explore around with her. It's a very different kind of place from what both of us are used to.>>3487909Going to go with Lizfriend and Renafriend's answers here, I'd leave her care up to medical professionals. Of course, I'd be there for her every single microsecond possible but I don't think there's anything I have the power to do to help her outside of that.
>>3488151>>3487952With her depression issues almost entirely gone, there's nothing left to fix. I love her just the way she is.>>3488037I can't think of anyone, weirdly enough. Maybe I'm just too tired to right now but nobody is jumping out at me as reminding me of my wife.>>3488142Nope, not getting along with Rakka is a borderline impossibility, having Rakka hate anyone is a definite impossibility. Meeting Saya would certainly be a shock to say the least but I think given a little bit of time even they could get along honestly.
>>3487762Anywhere with a beautiful countryside, although all would look like meat and flesh to me. We couldn't use normal transportation, hopefully my car could take us as far as we need to go.>>3487795>Pygmalion was a sorry excuse for a waifuistWe're gonna have to disagree here, his love was so pure Aphrodite herself granted life to his loved. I wish we could all be so blessed.So you mean /c/ as a whole? I agree on the trinity of lain, Haruhi, and Madoka. I will also posit Homura as the /c/ devil and the K-on girls as worthy heroes of /c/.>>3487909I would be very worried considering her alien biology. I would try to keep her body clean but I don't know when and how much sustenance she needs and how I can give that to her. Hopefully she's a very sturdy and wakes up soon, we can't trust human hospitals.>>3487914She'd be unsurprised but wary. As long as the two of us remain safe it doesn't matter.>>3487916She has the brightest smile. And an extremely happy expression. It's the best reward imaginable.>>3487952There's nothing to fix, unless you consider her developing emotions a defect for her purpose. But her emotions make her her and I love her for them.>>3488065Why is she using Chi-chan as a base and not the ground? That seems very uncomfortable.
>>3488142Sheik hates those who would cause pain, suffering, or death onto peaceful people. That and just evil in general. I don't know much about Elizabeth, but judging by her being aligned as chaotic evil whereas my Sheik would be chaotic good, and the fact that she literally bathes in her enemies blood, I don't think Sheik would like her. In fact, I think Sheik would hate her. I don't know of any other waifus on here she would outright hate, but there might be a couple she wouldn't get along with. Kana for example is just so different from Sheik that they wouldn't have anything in common. On a side note, I would like to mention that literally none of the girls here speak her language and Sheik wouldn't speak Japanese. She would need to either learn it or use the triforce of wisdom as a translation tool. Also, most of the waifus here have some kind of Japanese background, as in they were raised in Japan or some similar place to it. There are exceptions, but there would be no commonality in Sheik's past and theirs.Sheik has always been a lonely, solitary girl. If there was some sort of party where all of the waifus ITT met up, Sheik would probably be standing alone in the back. She might even try to turn into Zelda since Zelda would probably do better at socializing with other girls than she would. I bet Sheik wouldn't even know the basics of socializing with other girls. Zelda is the only girl she knows and she is locked away with only her memories to comfort Sheik. But if Zelda took the reigns at said party, that would kind of defeat the purpose of a waifu party since Zelda is not anyone's waifu on here.
>>3488122Where there is a will, there is a way.You are just approaching the drawing problem from a really bad angle.Grab a book and grind the fundies little by little until you see your efforts coming together.I know that seeing shitsmears when you just want to draw a special someone is really disheartening and I will ask of you to stick to the fundies until you find yourself confident in your skills just enough to draw her.>>3488136She was my gateway into anime. Patrician taste.>>3488149Very nice/10.Gonna sleep.
What kind of clothes does she lime, or what do you think she would like?Does she fight? If she does what are her methods then?Is she a leader, a follower, or free spirit?Does your waifu even lift, bruh?Could your waifu shrug off being tased?How does she feel about heights?Does she drive?Does she have a criminal record?What kind of television shows would she enjoy?Does she use make up?Does she use perfume?What is her favorite color?Can she swim? Would you teach her if not?How pure is she?How hip is she?Is she popular? If so, what makes her popular? If not, why not?What kind of mixed drink would she enjoy you think?Is she a fighter, or a lover?
>>3482606Yes, I'd recommend the manga at least, it was a pretty good fantasy series. The anime isn't as good and is too short, and the light novel isn't translated into English yet so it's not accessible for most people.>>3482656Her sword fighting skills. Some of it she learned from her father, and she learned more after watching others fight and picked up on new skills, so she would have something to show me there.>>3482722A rapier, since that's the type of weapon she uses most of the time.>>3483106Hot and humid, it would probably be more than what she is used to. She would prefer the spring or the fall, when the temperature is more reasonable.>>3483739That's hard to say, I think it might be either her father, Luke, or Aria.Her ideal to save everyone that she can.Her friends and family.The time she spent with her friends, especially Aria.>>3484003I would walk up to her and embrace her, then ask her about what happened that upset her. It would have to be something really bad for her to be crying like that.>>3485433Cecily can handle herself but I don't think she would want to be in that situation in the first place.>>3485453I don't really know what her preference in pets would be, we'd probably get a cat or a dog, or both.>>3485539Most likely, that version of her would be doing something horrible involving killing innocent people, so she would likely end up fighting her counterpart to put a stop to that, probably a fight to the death if it became clear that she was irredeemable.She might take it, mainly to fix some things on her world, like using her power to bring back innocent people who were killed or neutralize Valbanill in a way that requires no more human sacrifices be made.Yes, she would be a good personal trainer because she is a highly motivated person and would want to help motivate me as well.
>>3488170>Literally anything but I'd still spoil her>No>Follower>Bruh>She's had much worse so yes>Hard on her legs>Nope>Probable>Ones with happy endings>N>N>Unknown>Unknown and yes I love swimming>No>Granny tier>No because she is dirty and weird>I don't drink, IDK>Less than three
>>3486959Hilda is an agent for recruiting Pokemon into movies in the manga so she could be a writer if she's inspired enough and in terms if genre she'd go with action, adventure, and romance. I would probably help out just by simple proofreading or maybe some criticism if she really insists on it.>>3487195Chaotic good>>3487248Getting any emergency supplies ready along with making sure she has a water type with her to help anybody out if things get hairy.>>3487762Canada or Germany basically anywhere with breathtaking scenery that or any country with cool amusement parks.>>3487909Visit her everyday in the hospital and taking care of her Pokemon.>>3487914Well Deoxys and a manner of all sorts of reality bending Pokemon exist in her universe so she would sort of view the situation as a somewhat common occurrence. >>3487952She's absolutely perfect the way she is! But if you're talking about if she's in a sad mood I would ask her what's the problem and try to cuddle to make her feel just a little bit better.>>3487395Remember to take care of yourself Lizfriend or me and Mikotofriend will keep lecturing and encouraging you on personal health and why your waifu wants to love you as long as humanly possible. Also good work on bettering yourself I know you'll be the buffest anon here in no time!
>>3485742Probably with frustration and disappointment, especially if she felt that she had studied hard for it. But she probably more than likely didn't study enough so I'd probably have to help her with that.>>3485984She would have to take time off from her duty as a knight guard, but I don't think that would be too much of a problem for her.Maybe if the trial involved someone she knew or she had prior knowledge of what happened.>>3486047Not really, Cecily seems to keep herself busy most of the time.Maybe if she was stuck in a confined space for a long time where she couldn't do much.Probably try to get some rest, or talk with her friends if they are around.She would probably think that being bored is wasting time that could be spend training or doing something constructive.>>3486238Perhaps, but there are a few parts she probably wouldn't like.Yes we would, we would work towards being able to keep each other and our family safe from harm from anything that might happen, especially in her setting where there are many threats to our safety.>>3486273Getting a new sword.>>3486608She would be very shocked, and saddened over that and the fact that she can't see her family and friends ever again. It would be difficult for her to adjust to a completely different world with unfamiliar technology, as well. I wouldn't want to bring her here without a way to bring her back to her own world.>>3486620Invite her to my place and give her a place to stay since she would probably have nowhere else to go.>>3486751Probably like her regular appearance except with a more girly look.She would obviously have a knight motif.>>3486849Like a flesh and blood person, though with a bit of an unusual hair and eye color combination.>>3486959She is not a writer or an artist so I don't think she would ever publish anything.But if she were to publish something, it would probably be a novel based on her own experiences. I'd help her with it in any way that I can.
>>3488156Eli hasn't bathed in blood in quite some time. Even in Extella when she was on Archie's side with the Velber stuff. Also, it wasn't enemies blood, it was the blood of virgin girls. She's made some growth, Brave being the most noticeable change, but Brave has a weird existence. "What do I like? A grand around-the-world adventure, of course! Visiting all the cities of the world, helping those who are in need, and even having lives put on for me out of gratitude! I wonder if maybe instead of a dragon, I was an angel all along?"She's also an ally all through out Link. Except when she gets oraclized and needs to be saved.>>3488170Cute idol clothes, and armor bikinis that don't fit.Her mic stand lance, tail whips, flying on her lance, sonic dragon breath, and tossing her lance with an explosion, Liz particles, iron maidens, and all with her pantsushots!I guess free spirit, she does what she wants! No one can stop her!No.Doubt it.Probably fine with them. She flies after all.No.Yeah, she did a lot of bad things, and got all messed up.I don't know. I only watch crazy stuff.Maybe a bit, but she's too naturally beautiful for much in my eyes.Maybe, but I wpuld hope not. Can't breathe around it. Dog nose.Red, pink, and I guess black. Oh probably gold too.2pure4me I feel like an old worn out rag next to her.Pretty hip. I love the ways she talks. Super cute.Don't know. No swimming is BS.She's pretty popular, for being cute, good development, sexy, dragon, funny, halloween events, voice, idol antics, and more.I get vampiros because they remind me of her. I wouldn't want her getting too messed up though. Maybe a little tipsy could be okay.Both I guess.>>3488206I really don't gain muscle well. It goes back to a lot of early stuff I won't get into because I know from experience in other places it causes drama and most don't believe or understand such things.But thanks. I have gotten decently better. Despite taking so long. It's like a lifetime fight
>>3487178I'm not too familiar with the series, but none of them really seem to resemble Nozomi. Maybe Miku if I had to pick one.>>3487195Neutral Good.>>3487248Stocking up on food and other supplies while moving whatever we can to the top floor. I'd say my house is pretty safe from being flooded, though.>>3487441She's gentle, caring and likes to help others, so I would say she's pretty motherly.>>3487762Italy, Belgium and Thailand are all nice places with good food and great views. Kyoto is nice too, although it wouldn't be all that foreign to her.>>3487909Stay by her side at the hospital and help out with whatever I can.>>3487916Smile.>>3487952There are certainly things about her that can be fixed, but I accept her the way she is. I would like for her vocal cords to be fixed somehow once they give out one day, though.>>3488037Out of the ones who post on /c/, I suppose Toko and Kuroneko have some visual resemblance, but I'm not sure if anyone here resembles Nozomi personalitywise.>>3488142I think she would get along with just about anyone as long as they're kind to her.>>3488170She seems like she likes to wear dresses.No.Follower at first glance, but actually a free spirit.No.No way.I don't think she's too scared of them, as she enjoyed singing while standing near the edge of a cliff.No.Maybe as an accomplice in sheltering a mass murderer.Quiz shows.Don't think so.She might.If her volume cover represents it, then red, but I can also see it being white.Maybe not, in which case I would.Quite.Not very.She seems like she was admired for her smarts at her high school, but she's obscure IRL due to the shitty anime removing her.Something sweet.Lover.
I love my husbando (female) so much>>3486959>Would your waifu ever pursue the goal of publishing literary works of her own?Publishing maybe not, but aside from song lyrics, she could'd write stuff on the internet>What kind of mediumE-books>What kind of settings/genres would they explore?I can't see her writing anything aside from song lyrics and erotica>Would you be able to help her in some way?Maybe give her some "inspiration">>3487031They're wonderful>>3487178I only know about that because I noticed Ichika looks a bit like her.>>3487195Definitely neutral good, maybe leaning chaotic good at times.>>3487441Not very, I think Kana is more like a big sister if anything>>3487470There is a difference between creating a waifu and creating a character who later becomes your waifu.>>3487762Scandinavia/Russia, Japan, North Korea, etc.>>3487909Sit by her side and try and wake her up every so often. Ensure she's getting the best care she can.>>3487914She'd be a bit skeptical since she's seen too many movies where that isn't there case>>3487916Get all crazy and excited and start chatting with people>>3487952Find a way to transform her body so she's taller than me>>3488170>clothesAnything athletic and comfy and a bit revealing>fightShe's a soldier, she pilots a mech>leadershipShe's more of a follower>liftI'm sure she does a little, but not often>Could your waifu shrug off being tasedShe could fight it as well as girl her size could>heightsNot a problem to her>Does she drive?Yes>criminal recordSurprisingly not>television showsCheesy, simple shit>makeupShe usually does>perfumeI couldn't see her doing that>colorMaybe red?>swimYes, but not very well>How pure is she?Not very pure at all.>How hip is she?Someone, but she sticks to what she likes rather than follow trends in many cases>mixed drinkAny sort of alcohol mixed with energy drinks>fighter or lover?Definitely a lover
>>3488294>Any sort of alcohol mixed with energy drinksThat's bad for the heart anon.
>>3488166>Grab a book and grind the fundies little by little until you see your efforts coming together.That's what I was planning on doing after I am done with this current major project. I figure a full year is ample time for me to learn some basics and for me to be able to draw one relatively decent drawing of her.>seeing shitsmears when you just want to draw a special someone is really disheartening and I will ask of you to stick to the fundies until you find yourself confident in your skills just enough to draw her.That's the goal. I appreciate the encouragement!>>3488170>clothesShe really likes skin-tight clothing that can cover the whole body. They also must look traditionally Sheikah and she tends to utilize bandages quite a lot too. Most modern clothing wouldn't be in her style at all.>fightAbsolutely. She fights for peace and for fun in the Smash games. She will generally utilize her stealth and agility to make the drop on her enemies. She could surprise attack them with her needles and daggers. Since she brandishes a garrote wire, I imagine she could choke out certain enemies with it if she sneaks up behind them. She can use her smoke bombs and deku nuts to escape sticky situations. When not being super stealthy, she can use magical songs on her Goddess's Harp to destroy a lot of enemies at once. She could also utilize her grenades for the same purpose. When she fights, her attacks are quick and clean, but they pack a punch too. Overall, she is a fantastic fighter.>followerShe's always done what Zelda wanted her to do, so I'll say that. But I think if she had her own body, she would be a free spirit.>liftI'm sure my Sheik is stronger than every anon here easily. I don't know if she lifts weights, but she does strength training.>tasedProbably, but I'm not sure. If she utilized her triforce, then absolutely.>heightsI've never seen anything about this one way or the other, so I'm going to assume that she is good with heights.(Cont.)
>>3488170She can climb trees and such with ease. Plus, in Brawl, when she jumped onto Fox's arwing to attack him, she had no fears. So I'm guessing she is just fine with heights.>driveNo. There are no cars in Hyrule! She wouldn't even know what a car is until she comes to this world. So there is not a chance that she could already know how to drive.>criminal recordAccording to Ganon, yes. But according to anybody but an unjust and evil king, then no. She fights for what is right. A peaceful government wouldn't see Sheik breaking laws since she would have no reason to. She wants peace more than anything else.>television She has never seen or heard of television before. She would have no idea that such a thing could exist, so I have no idea what kinds of shows she would like.>make upProbably not. At most she would use only some that could help her stealth capabilities. My Sheik looks beautiful without it anyway, she doesn't need it!>perfumePerfume gives no tactical advantage whatsoever in battle, so no. I just can't see her doing that. It would make her stand out like a sore thumb. Plus, I think Sheik's natural smell would actually be quite nice. She doesn't need perfume.>colorIt's either blue since it shows up a lot in her outfits or red since it is the color of her eyes and the Sheikah symbol. It's a shame she wouldn't like the best color, green, all that much.>swimYes, we see her swim in the cutscene in which her and Link watch as Lake Hylia fills back up with water to "escape" from Link. It's quite the nice scene and it shows a really cute side of her.>teach herIf she forgot, I would definitely teach her. My pool would be a great tool to help!>pureSheik is so pure, she probably doesn't even know what a penis is or looks like. She probably has no idea what sex is. She has never even looked at a man in a romantic way. She is also a kissless, hugless virgin. I don't know how she could get more pure than this even if she tried.(Cont.)
>>3488170I certainly have quite the pure maiden as my wife.>hipNo. She has no idea what our modern trends are or what being hip even is. But that doesn't matter to me. Sheik is the coolest girl in the world and I don't need her to be in with the times. She is perfect the way she is.>popularShe is pretty damn popular, yes. Popular enough to still keep getting art and to keep appearing in more games. I just wish people could understand her more and stop insulting her so much. She is a good girl and doesn't deserve all the shit she gets.>what makes her popularWhat initially made her popular was firstly, she was in OoT. That by itself would have been enough. But, outside of Link, she gets more cutscene time out of anyone else. She tricked a bunch of people into thinking that she had nothing to do with Zelda. Some people even thought she was a man, but felt a bit turned on by her. (This is why that stupid fucking group of people who think she is a man still exist.) Then the twist reveal at the end of OoT surprised many people. So that's how she became popular. Popular enough to warrant a spot in Melee. Then in Melee, she was initially thought to be the best character in the game for seven straight tier lists. But even though now she is thought of as #4, she is still widely played by many people. They love her playstyle. Smash 4 is the same kind of deal with how good she is, especially before the DLC characters came out. These are the things that I believe made her popular. It's a blessing and a curse.>mixed drinkShe wouldn't drink alcohol and I certainly wouldn't introduce it to her. I hate alcohol and I hope neither of us drink a drop of it in our lifetimes.>fighter, or a loverA fighter initially, but when she is with me, I'm sure she will calm down and become a lover. There aren't evil triforce holders to fight anymore. She would just have the love I give her and I think that can calm her heart.
I love my dragon~
Taking waifu out on a double date with another anon and his waifu.
Double date going to hell because SCP came for Saya.
Which anon and waifu would you want to double date with?
I LOVE Mai Waifu in a non-sexual way.
What's her sign?
>>3488463I don't even know her blood type, birthday, weight or official height.
Would your waifu have a high enough WILL to resist possessions and mind-control?
>>3488456Uh, idk.>>3488463May 17 , so Taurus. >>3488469I will never understand the blood type stuff. Always seemed silly. I mean, it all is.>>3488474Probably would depend on the kind, but she couldn't be fully oracilized in Link cause of how, uh, she's hurt too deeply. And her will is pretty strong imo. I don't think the Velber influenced her much in Extella either, she had already basically said "screw this good girl stuff" Though being bullied so harshly by Tamamo was definitely a big part of that. No bully Elizabeth!
>>3488142I think Yuuri can get along with pretty much anyone, she's really nice.>>3488146Who do you think it is?>>3488154I'm not sure, though it's not like Chito hasn't been used as a shooting rest before though, but I don't think Yuuri likes using her like that.>>3488170I don't think she would use limes as clothes.Rifle and bashing.Free spirit.Yes.Probably not.Not afraid.Erratically.No.Cooking.No.No.Blue.She can.Very.Very.I'm not sure.Ration coffee and hot chocolate.Both.>>3488463All that information is left unknown for the time being.>>3488474Yes.
Droughts of waifu-related content are hard. I don't know what I'm gonna do when her comic ends and the slow trickle of fanart dries up for good.
>>3488487>Who do you think it is?You tell me.
>>3487994>I have a feeling that if I list specific countries, that would help people narrow the country in which I live. I value my privacy too much to do thatSaying that makes me want to know even more. Why is it so important to you, anon?Are you sure you don't have a bit of paranoia?
Fighting the whoredes with Waifu behind me!
>>3488493Maybe Sheik friend is a famous person. Like an actor or successful businessman. That would make sense.
>>3488492What business is it of yours, waifuenemy?
>>3488495Woo I finally did it!>>3488498I bet he is.If I was though I would tell everyone though. I wish I was.
>>3488499What makes me an enemy?
Listening to this beautiful piece whilst resting from the fight against the whoredes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF3zzi2lseQ...Back to work.
Awww, I wanted to post her before the limit.How would your waifu react to being kissed on her neck?
>>3488491Eh, you'll survive.
>>3488491Welcome to my world!
>>3488501Questioning a waifu party official is very suspect.
https://files.catbox.moe/92xqbf.pngAAAAAAAAAA I love my cute proto-angel wife!>clothesModest stuff, skirts and the like.>fightNot at all.>leaderFollower.>liftShe rides a bike but that's as close as she comes.>tasedAbsolutely not, she's out.>heightsShe's actually pretty afraid of them, I can't blame her though, it's pretty rational considering they were her chosen method of exit.>driveNope.>criminal recordShe touched the city walls once, that's a big no-no.>television showsI don't see her being a fan of anything too intense, but other than that I can't say.>make upNope.>perfumeNot any that's stated in the series, I think that would be considered too luxurious for Haibane. She wouldn't be the biggest fan of it anyways, but I could see her using a little on special occasions like nice dates.>favorite colorMy gut reaction is red or orange, as those are the colors of the clothing she picked out in the series.>can she swimNo idea, but she probably could.>purePretty pure, I'd actually put her at 10/10 on the scale if such a thing existed.>hipNot one iota.>popularNot exactly popular, but she's well liked because she's very friendly and just generally kind to people.>mixed drinkI can't see her being the biggest fan of alcohol to begin with (she isn't even allowed to drink it in her series) and I don't know the first thing about mixed drinks so I'm not qualified to make any guesses.>fighter or loverDefinitely a lover.>>3488452>>3488456Rakka and I would like to go on a double date with any couple here really. I think we both would have a lot of fun with any of you guys. I could list off names but that would just be a list of every wife in here and that seems kind of silly to type out. Saya and Sayafriend would be difficult of course, and maybe a little too risky to pull off, but we could try. Rena too; she may try to kidnap my wife!>>3488463All I know is that she was reborn as a Haibane sometime towards the beginning of the year.
>>3488511Wtf is that even
>>3488521I've told you before an official of the waifu party!
>>3488522But what the hell is the waifu party!
>>3488523That should be pretty obvious, the party of waifu.
>>3488530Where is the celebration then?!
Waifu blowing you a kiss
>>3488533That's a lie!
Is this how the after-images /c/ threads are going to die?Not with a bang but a whimper?
>>3488547There isn't anything worth staying here for.
>>3488547Usually we have some fun. Like lewd posting. Other times some make drama about each other. It's not usually too bad.>>3488548Can still discuss her without images.
>>3488037Shiek. They both hide their face, they're fast, and good with blades.>>3488142Anyone who really bothers her or I.>>3488170>What kind of clothes does she lime, or what do you think she would like?She likes dresses, skirts, and ayy lmao t-shirts.>Does she fight? If she does what are her methods then?She doesn't fight, but she uses her scissors for intimidation sometimes. If she did get into a fight, she'd utilize those scissors.>Is she a leader, a follower, or free spirit?Free spirit.>Does your waifu even lift, bruh?She doesn't lift, but she plays a lot of sports.>Could your waifu shrug off being tased?I don't think so?>How does she feel about heights?She likes the view.>Does she drive?No, she bikes and takes the train.>Does she have a criminal record?No, she's a good girl.>What kind of television shows would she enjoy?She watches sports and some variety show.>Does she use make up?Nope. She doesn't need it.>Does she use perfume?Nah. Her salty, but refreshing scent, reminiscent of the ocean is delightful enough.>What is her favorite color?I'm going to say pink, she has a few pink dresses.>Can she swim? Would you teach her if not?She loves to swim. She's done it for a long time, and has gotten pretty fast.>How pure is she?She knows what sex is, and virginity is important to her.>How hip is she?Not very.>Is she popular? If so, what makes her popular? If not, why not?She's known in her class as a weirdo, and later a cute weirdo.>What kind of mixed drink would she enjoy you think?no clue>Is she a fighter, or a lover?A lover, but she'd fight for love.>>3488456Someone nice.>>3488463I don't know her birthday, but the word Virgo showed up a couple times in the manga. Plus the manga began on August 23. Don't know if I should start using that date as her birthday.>>3488474She's a strong girl. I believe she can.>>3488507She'd freeze up and blush, with a tiny gasp.
>>3488585>good girlI am pretty sure she has some charges for >destruction of private property>destruction of public property>trespassing>impersonation
>>3488600Oh, right.I love my naughty Urabe
>>3488534Waifu blowing you
>you will never play the piano for waifu until the skin on your fingers falls off.>she will never kiss them and bandage them.>she will never feed you when your hands are too sore to hold a spoonjust end it all
waifu's soft lips
is someone bumping all the threads damn we are sliding fast
>>3488677It's the weekend so there is probably more activity.
>>3488677>>3488678Or maybe a prudefag vigilante is making this boring as fuck post-image time as short as possible.
>>3488684I legit laughed.
>>3488677I do that now and then. With relevant images, of course.
>>3488393It's scientifically no worse for you than either alcohol or energy drinks by themselves>>3488456I'd have to ask Kana that when the time comes.>>3488463Pisces>>3488474She has quite a strong will, yes, so only the strongest of mind control could afflict her. It's better for any would-be dark lord to not waste the mana doing so and just send in some minions to pretend to be her friend and influence her that way.>>3488507Shiver a bit and jerk around to see who it was, and then when she saw me she'd give me a cute grin
>>3487994>>3488493Wonder if Sheikfren was either raised Muslim or lives in a Muslim country based on how he discusses his wife covering up, his demands for purity, and his stance on alcohol.
>>3488730Or maybe he is a patrician fuck with XXX inclinations.I mean, he has talked LOTS about loving his wife dearly and sloppily but keeping a good and proper image of their marriage at the same time.Seems like the kind of guy who goes straight for the kill from the start.
Not allowing waifu to shower for a week before bedding her
>waifu gets to sing a song with her voice>bits are blatantly autotunedDunno how to feel about this.
>>3488735But she will be all dirty, Anon!
>>3488737i long to gag on her filth
>>3488493>Are you sure you don't have a bit of paranoia?Some people don't want all the attention. I mean when I got people like this >>3488734 to some degree I'd feel the same.
Not allowing waifu to shower for a MONTH before bedding her
>>3488740The only part of that post that could be mistaken as hurtful or evil would be XXX, which in this scenario means from the straight-edge movement.I mean>doesn't drink>doesn't engage in sex outside of his wife>doesn't support promiscuous clothing>holds marriage as sacred>doesn't use drugs or stimulants>loves his wife dearlyThat is the exemplary man for the XXX (straight-edge) movement.
>>3488740That would make sense. Except for the fact you're talking about the anon who makes the largest quantity of posts in these threads. He is bound to get more attention just for this reason.
Sometimes I wonder if my waifu has ever masturbated.
Lifting weights to be in best physical condition to serve in Mai Waifu's Glorious Army of Retribution!And She doesn't get dirty: She's 2d.Also never bedding Waifu. Ever.
>>3488758Why wouldn't you bed your waifu? Do you not love her?
>>3488760Of course I Love Her!
>>3488725>It's scientifically no worse for you than either alcohol or energy drinks by themselvesThat isn't how speed balling works. I'm pretty sure most science on drugs disagree. But whatever man. I mean, I guess if it isn't on a regular basis you'd be fine. Otherwise you shpuld probably expect heart issues. Dosage matters too.>>3488730If he was from shitfuckistan he would be more angry and probably threaten to beat and rape her.He might be muslim though from a non shithole though. Which just translates to the same as all the other wacky abrahamic religions. They're all the same once you water them down enough. Same shit different name.I really don't think it matters, he' s pretty chill either way.>>3488746Just go live in a sewer.>>3488760Not him but sexless marriages exist. Personally I would be fine with literally whatever my dragon wife wanted to do. As long as she loves me~
>>3488760The Love I have for Mai Waifu is of the soul, not the flesh.
Man, I wish I could have taken my wife out for all that sushi and pina colada I had this evening. Watching her trying to use chopsticks with her claws would have been so cute! Or maybe she wouldn't have trouble. I wonder if she would even like sushi though. If only she was here.
>>3488757i know mine masturbates nonstop
>>3488766but her flesh offers strong opportunity to commune with her soul
>>3488772>trying to reason with cuckfagA futile effort.
>>3488772But the it is not pure Love of soul...
>>3488772Abon please, everyone knows sex is just about getting off. Learning all the inner workings of her mind and personal life history is where it's at.>>3488773He isn't a cuck, he's a shipper. Cuck implies romantic interest. She isn't his waifu, therefore she can't cuck him.
>>3488775>sex is just about getting offIf you are a monkey sure
>>3488778Humans are monkeys, silly anon.
>>3488779Humans are apes, actually. Not really monkeys.
>>3488781Same difference! You know what I mean dammit!Either way, lizards are better. Like my dragon wife.
>>3488782you need a concept of intimacy if you think that's all sex isand like it or not that urge is at the root of what makes us feel the way we do
>>3488775>sex is just about getting offI too am in the cuddling > sex school of thought, but I think that's a little ridiculous
>>3488783It's usually all sex is about, and you can have romance without sex. Intimacy doesn't require sex. You can also have sex without romance. It's all pretty complicated and varies person to person. Like I said anyway, I'm not picky. I would be fine with whatever she wanted to do in our relationship, as long as she loves me. >>3488784Your face is what's ridiculous!Now excuse me, I'm going to take a shower and wish my dragon was in it with me so I could lewd her and help with cleaning her. Gotta keep her looking beautiful and all.
Lizfag strikes again! Sasuga.
>>3488787You can also have sex without intimacy, lovemaking is completely different. You don't seem convinced that the act of becoming one can bring your souls closer together because it's only about 'getting off' to you. I would only hope that if she did force you into such an unpleasant act that you would find more meaning in it.
>>3488790Whoa! What happened!?
>>3487795You're alright renafag, I'm sorry.
>>3488790Nah.>>3488792I never said it was only about getting off to me.Unpleasant? Nah, it'd be a lot of fun. She wouldn't need to force me into anything. Also define souls. We probably got different ideas on what a soul is. It's such an abstract thing anyway.
>>3488799>backpedaling this hard
>>3488799soul, heart, mind, whatever you want to call it.
>>3488801I'm not. Read what I said. I said I don't care what she wants, I'm fine with anything. I said sex is usually all about physical pleasure, see >>3488787>>3488802>having sex with a heartJack the Ripper is that you?
>>3488799>everyone knows sex is just about getting off>I never said it was only about getting off to meYou're contradicting yourself. Unless by you excluded yourself for some reason despite saying everyone.
>>3488804yeah this is about as short sighted and untrue as saying a wife is only for having children
Getting drunk with waifu!
>>3488807I said mostly.Why does it even bother you so much?>>3488808Sex most of the time, for most people is just about getting off, yeah. The way I see it, if I want intimacy I'll engage in discussions and learning more about her. I'm not really sure how you have sex without getting off being the end goal. What seperates love making from any other sex act? It all sounds the same to me. No one really has ever given me a good explanation to what is different about it. It's not like I' m going to go get a 3D gf and leave my waifu to find out either. Therefore I'm more interested in who she is as a person when it comes to ideas for intimacy. Learning all her secrets, wants desire, deepest thoughts. Just thinking about that gets my head going. Can easily feel better than thinking about sex with her and fapping.And that whole wife is only for having kids stufd is stupid. Everyone knows it. I've said before plenty me and her are likely to not have any kids. Kids are a pain. I don't have the patience for em, and she'd likely be too busy.
>>3488816>Learning all her secrets, wants desire, deepest thoughts.You just described one of the components of the key components of lovemaking.
>>3488819But that doesn't make sense. That requires talking and discussing things.
>>3488819This. Just by having sex with your wife you'll be able to learn another side of her you didn't know before.
>>3488820There is much to learn about waifu by how she behaves during intimacy. Not wanting to explore your waifu's heart on that avenue is strange.
>sex is purely a method to get offI have to disagree here, sex is a great way to get a dopamine hit for sure but that's icing on the cake compared to the intimacy and closeness it can bring with your beloved
I wish I knew all the details about my waifu's sexuality. Like what turns her on or, whether or not she can orgasm with penetration.
>>3488834But sex isn't the only form pf intimacy, and the way I see it it isn't as intimate as knowing who she is as an existence.>>3488833Like what? As I said that would require discussions, you know, picking at her mind. Or her making artwork. Some form of communication at least.>>3488847I'm not sure how sex is a greater closeness than learning all the inner workings of her mind, and life experiences. They can't be expressed through sex. I think I just prefer emotional bonds over physical ones I guess.
>>3488864What if what turns her on wasn't you?
>>3488864Wouldn't you need to ask her and discuss it first?
>>3488868If it's some kind of fetish then I'll have to provide it for her.>>3488870Yes. I wish I could have those kind of discussions with her.
New thread here: >>3488838
>>3488870>hey waifu, how would you react if I pulled your naked body to mine and started nibbling our earlobe>how about if I kissed your nipples?>what if I stuck two fingers in your vagina?>what if I...I wonder if there's a better way...
>>3488884Yeah, and so you just randomly start doing that stuff to her? Shouldn't you discuss it before having sex? Seems kind of rapey to me to just start doung whatever to her.
>>3488888Do you not know what foreplay is?
>>3488888You can't quiz her on every possible interaction before it happens, besides she would not be able to adequately answer, may as well ask someone to read an unwritten book. In making love you can also both learn of any unknown hangups or inhibitions the other has. That is a part of the experience in getting to know each other on that level.
>>3488898Yes I do? Doesn't mean I can't ask.>>3488899Okay, I guess.So how is it different from sex and more intimate than learning all about her life and secrets and stuff?
>>3488906Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know.
>>3488945What part isn't? What are you referring to?
I want to get drunk with waifu and have happy sex with lots of giggling
>>3488911Fucking cuckfag's wife just so he can learn first-hand how not into it he is and stopping when he starts crying from the sidelines so his waifu can go hug and comfort him while he blubbers out apologies to her for getting her to do this.Telling cuckfag it's okay and assuring him there's nothing between me and his waifu but that he should stop making posts like these.Cuckfag pursuing a healthy, loving, longterm relationship with his waifu following this important revelation.
>>3488969He isn't evrn a waifufag. I swear its like people don't even know what cuckolding is.He's an obnoxious shipper retard. Stop giving him attention either.
>>3488959>>3488906Well whatever. I'm pretty sure learning all about her secrets and life events is more intimate and special than just having sex. So whatever. I want to be done with this silly talk, so I' m leaving it at that. You can disagree and say sex is more intimate, but I'm just more into her mind and personality than her body I guess.
>>3488977making love is as much about the heart and mind as it is the body. There's obviously more to a relationship than sex but it's still an important part.
>>34889693dpd couldn't get anywhere near Mai 2d Perfection Waifu.
>>3488979You still haven't explained how making love is different from sex. Just sounds like sex to me. Doesn't sound anywhere near as intimate as learning about her as a person. Doesn't sound as important either. Just sounds like it's about getting off still. So whatever. I don't see why you would need sex for intimacy. It's really not that intimate. Plenty of people fuck all the time. It's not very special when billions of others have it. It's just sex. It isn't very unique. You haven't really explained anything. Just glorified it a bunch. You could try saying sex is sacred I guess, but that only applies if you're religious. What most people hide is all their inner moat thoughts. Getting access to that would be far more intimate, far deeper of a connection than just playing with her like a bag of meat. You can slow, hard, fast, soft. In the end it's still just sex. Oh boy, het toes twitched, wow, so intimate. Yeah sure is totally on the same level of knowing all her lifee experiences and secrets. Yep. Sex certainly is the biggest part of it.
>>3488996Well, you're just straw manning now and have no intention on not being ignorant, so I will stop replying seriously. Conceive.
>>3488999I'm not strawmanning. You haven't once said how it isn't about getting off. What is the emotional connection in learning to fuck her better over learning all about her as a person?There is nothing ignorant about valuing her personality and identity more than fucking.This just sounds like idealistic gibberish. You can have learning how to sexually please her as your end game, but it's not mine, and doesn't make my goal of learning about her in a way that isn't only physical better.Seriously. What emotional connection is there to sex? You just play around with your hand son her, stick your dick in for a bit, cum, and done. Both require trust usually, but not always.Just seems to me like you want to make learning about her body just as intimate and it isn't.
>>3488999>Conceive.The fuck? You just tell that anon to have a kid?
>>3489005>>3488999I mean, like, if the only things you learn intimately through fucking are better ways to fuck each other then it is entirely about getting off.Maybe sex and love are the same thing for some, but not me. Emotional attachments are love to me, sex would just be an activity for us to me.
>>3489007I think he had an auto correct. My wife and I aren't the types to have a kid.Or maybe he thinks I need to get laid. Either way this is pointless. He has a different view than mine and I have a different than his. Sounds like he thinks I need to join his, and thats silly.This whole reply is silly. I should go to bed.
>>3489010Reply chain I meant. It's silly I should think of sex as the greatest intimacy or whatever. I'm just more focused on her spirit th
>>3489012>It's silly I should think of sex as the greatest intimacy or whatever.more straw manstop im tired of hiding your bullshiti didn't even read your last long reply
>>3489028Well, that’s just Lizfag though.
>>3489028Well then I guess I just don't understand your focus on what makes it so intimate over learning about character. You just seem to get mad at me for not agreeing about it, which is silly. I don't even know what a strawman is. I hate that dumb muh greek debate speech jargon. So whatever. You don't seem willing to agree to disagree either.As I said, learning how to make her toes curl or what gets her offcan be your end game, mine is learning about her heart. You can pretend like that isn't abiut getting off all you want but when all you can list about intimacy and sex is learning ways to please each other more thats exactly what it sounds like. So it juat reinforces what I said earlier that sexis all about getting off. You don't learn anything abiut her personality or life history through sticking your dick in heror anyone.
>>3489032But I'm right. It's just about getting off. >have sex>learn what she likes>pleasure each other more>get off betterWow, so intimate. So emotional. Yep. Sure showed me how ignorant I am to prefer her learning about her mind and life. Or having real experiences amd hardshipa to bond over rather than a bit of dopamine released.
>>3489032I will steer clear from now on.
>>3489038Yeah, cause you sure showed me how intimate sex is.
Sleeping snug and cozy knowing Waifu is snug and cozy in the big, strong arms of Her boyfriend.
Its really no different than that love at first sight gibberish.
I want to become so familiar with every fold and pleat in Veko's pussy that I could map it out in detail from entrance to womb on paper from memory alone.
>>3489051And why? The only reason is always just to get off better. Emotions aren't a physical thing. None of this shit makes any sense.
I want to become so familiar every part of Veko's face and body that I could map it out in detail from head to toe on paper from memory alone, without making any weird exception for her genitals due to being afraid of sex.
making love is just cuddling but a hundred times betterwhy are people apprehensive about it
>>3489101It just sounds like getting off to me. Not really apprehensive. I just don't see it as intimate.
>>3489118Cuddling just sounds like sleeping to me.Talking just sounds like mouth noises to me.
>>3489119Okay. So why should fucking be a big focus for me? It's not like she would enjoy it with me anyway. She wouldn't get off, so fuck it. I'd rather intimacy from her mind and emotions and stuff like I said. There are no emotions in sex, it's a physical act, not a mental or emotional thing. Why the hell do people care so goddamn much if I don't care about spending a vunch of pointless efforts in building my relationship with her around getting off. All it would likely do is ruin our relationship. It's fucking dumb that I should think of that as being as intimate as getting to know her more. Seriously.And no cuddling isn't sleeping. You can do that awake.
>>3489126Yeah whatever. Go fuck yourself and fuck your so called sexual intimacy bullshit. Its literally all about getting off whether you want to admit it or not.
Seriously. I'd rather not have sex with her very often. Sounds dumb as hell to try getting her to enjoy something that wouldn't be any good with me. I'd rather just fap. Instead of condeming her to that.Fucking idiots.
and talking is all about hearing something new and exciting from your wife or someone saying something that results in laughter. Everything has peaks, even social interactions. Why are you afraid of orgasm specifically?
>something that wouldn't be any good with me.you could have said from the start that you don't think you'd be good enough in bed for herand you'd still miss the pointwhat makes you think you have anything to say that would interest her?this is fantasy
>>3489131I orgasm just fine from fapping. Don't know what you mean. >>3489132So what the hell would the point of having sex be if she wouldn't enjoy it? That makes no sense. She wouldn't get off or enjoy it. So why bother making a big deal about it?I don't know, but talking with me would certainly be better than sex with me. And if you focus on fucking more than what kind of relationship is that? One thats primarily about getting off. Sex isn't really about emotions. That's stuff like going through hardships together.Yeah its a fantasy, but I'm not into making a perfect version of me, that sounds stupid. A "perfect me" wouldn't really be me.
>>3489136>I orgasm just fine from fapping. Don't know what you mean.you can also talk into a mirror, I don't know why you need her.
>>3489140I love her? Love isn't sex. That's kind of been my point here anon. Why end up trying to do a bunch of shit I couldn't? Makes no sense. It'd be better to limit it for us.
See, by getting on board with placing more value in other more intimate things besides sex I could have a relationship with her. People break up all the time for someone having a shitty body. Not my fault its shit. So why focus on the physical so much when that wouldn't be that enjoyable with me? You know? Sounds like I'd just be shooting myself in the foot.
I'm not superficial at all, I just want to make sweet love to her because I see that as another way to connect with her on a spiritual level. I'm going to ignore the self-abasement because it's irrelevant. Even if she turned into a hideous flesh blob with teeth I would feel the same about her. Who she is matters more to me than anything and her sexuality is a prominent part of her personality.
I bet your waifus would leave you if you had a shitty body too.This all sounds like idealistic BS and everyone knows people break up over sex all the time despite whatever love there may be.I'm not sure at all why the hell I'm the bad guy in this thread for being realistic.>>3489147Okay buy if someone is bad at it it's still usually a deal breaker.
>This all sounds like idealistic BSyou're finally starting to understand.also you don't even lift for your waifu? That's disappointing.
>>3489149I exercise yeah, that isn't related to what I'm talking about entirely though. I never make much muscle, but even so that wouldn't make me not shit in bed. I'm pretty sure. So why should the focus on be on sex rather than emotions and other stuff? Pretty sure sex isnt love. I don't get it.Also why should my relationship woth her be idealistic? I should make a perfect me in my mind for her to love? That makes no sense. Who is to say a "perfect me" would want her? That sounds like sone shipping your waifu with a character based off of you thing. What would a "perfect" me even entail?
I just think its stupid to place so much emphasis on sex when sex not being any good is what ruins so many relationships
>>3489151Alright dude, do your thing.
>>3489154Yeah go fuck yourself and fuck your idealism.
>>3489157Yeah whatever. You know everything I've said about relationships is true. You can go google it and you'll find a million results supporting all the shit I have said, about how it ruins relationships.You wouldn't seriosuly risk having your waifu leave you now would you anon? That seems stupid don't you think?
And if you seriosuly think "lifting" is all thats needed to fix having a shitty body you're a fucking idiot.
I understand you have some perceived shortcomings, but pleasing a woman isn't really rocket science. Listen to what she's telling you both verbally and with her body, stimulate her clit, take some viagra (not just for people with ED, performance enhancers are commonly taken by men of all ages, it's just not something often admitted, it really makes you better)Once you've got that down, you don't need to be apprehensive, you can appreciate and love a side of her that no one else but you is allowed to see. She'll also peak much easier if she loves you, women are much more cerebral/emotional creatures, even sexually. In a way it's a more intimate experience for her than for you because she's actually taking you into her body. Honestly I don't need to lay with her to feel intimate with her, and if I came across her younger self I would love her just as much without even broaching the subject. But she's mated with many people, and seemingly loved none of them, so more than I want to "get off", I want to show her how much better it can be when there's a deep emotional bond involved, in the same way I wish you could understand. I can kind of get if someone doesn't see the difference between sex and lovemaking, but to compare lovemaking to masturbation is just... your first time must have been even worse than mine.
>>3489158I literally told you to do your thing senpai. Why so hostile? I didn’t even ask you to accept other people’s attitudes.
>>3489160>your first timeUh... you do know where we are, right?
>>3489160Viagra causes hearing loss. I need my music dammit.Pretty sure its not good for the heart to take often either. And those dick draining hospital horror stories are a no no. Dude that shit sounds horrible.Besides I don't feel shit physicaly very well unless it pierces my skin. In fact my left arms all scared so eh.Also my joints pop and atuff all the time. Im like a dead man walking. First time? Pfft I've never even dated. I've been alone always. Why bother with others when people treat you like shit for not having a good body? At least with my waifu I feel we got similar enough issues with our lives that we could bond over being the "same" maybe. You know? Besides I've loved this dumb dragon for several years now. No way I could stop anyway. Even if she killed me.I don't think I compared it to masturbating either. Just said the goal to it is to get better at getting each other off, so its not really much different than any other sexual act from the sounds of it.
>>3489151I feel like financial problems, not being receptive to each other's needs, and good old fashioned dishonesty is the thing that kills most of them. It's not usually because the sex is bad, but because it's just not happening, and when it does there's no new ground being covered so it's basically just going through the motions. I'm at least confident that with my waifu and I, there will be no end to ways we could find to spice things up, I'm extremely open to trying new things and I have a feeling she is too. I love her so much I can't imagine not finding it in me to please her, anymore than I can imagine not being able to eat an entire bowl of spaghetti after starving for weeks. Not being good enough isn't even a consideration, people have this amazing ability to grow, and if she's into me and communicates her desires openly, I can easily give her whatever she needs to be satisfied. Even you could, worst case scenario pop a few pills.
>>3489165>Just said the goal to it is to get better at getting each other off, so its not really much different than any other sexual act from the sounds of it.Getting off isn't even the goal in all cases, just look up tantric sex.
>>3489167Yeah I really doubt pills would fix my body.I'm open to things too. Doesn't mean I would be capable of them. Doesn't mean even if I was that I'd be good enough at them for it to matter. >>3489168That's that dumb sex for weeks stuff isn't it? Yeah I can't edge without causing mysef internal harm. I'm pretty sure. You try having defective pelvic floor and urethral muscles and try that. See how it works. It' s taken damn near a fucking year of muscle control pills and anti biotics and I still feel shit anytime I fap. Its totally not a problem that would ruin things if she was real. Nope. Elizabeth totally isn't into guys who aren't physically fucking screwed from birth nope. If only I could stop feeling love I guess.
>>3489169Well, we have managed to progress from "sex is just to get off" and lovemaking isn't real, all the way to "I'm not good enough to please her", to you saying your body is just inexorably broken and you can barely engage in sex or even move. I don't know how true it is but I'm really sorry if that's your situation. Of course there are still ways to be intimate that don't involve intercourse but I have to say that even if my dick were missing and I was in a wheelchair I'd at least go at her love pie with tongue and toy and enjoy it every bit as much.It's not like any of this makes you unlovable though, I've seen people with horrible birth defects that make it difficult for me to even look at them have decent looking wives, as well as triple amputees. If she loves you she can look beyond the flaws in your body to see the real you, it's not wildly different from how I see my waifu as wonderful even with her broken body, except a woman should be even better at it because they are more emotional in their bonds and less physical than we are. Just don't undersell yourself so much, find the serenity to live at peace with the things you cannot fix; that's a pretty attractive character trait to have.I suppose while we're blogging about what's broken about ourselves, my left eye is blind. Never really felt like it hindered me but that's because I was lucky enough to be born that way so I can only guess as to what I'm missing. I've never even considered that waifu might see that as a deal breaker.
>>3489172What? I can move. Just a bunch of various issues I can't see anyone wanting to put up with because there are so many. Especially someone as great as her.Serenity? Oh I can't. I have too many revenge urges burning in me. Also can't go soft. I'd end up with less in life than I already have.I doubt just my mouth would be enough. I just hope for a nice dream of being with her when I finally die. Be it suicide, accident, murder, age, or illness. Though the more I think about it after this thread, why the hell would anyone want me. Especially a glorious dragon girl of nobility like her? May as well get it over with sooner rather than later, haha!
>>3489175I just don't think they would be as big a problem for her as you do unless you were to go on about your problems to her ad nauseam, I can tell you that kind of thing would at best emotionally drain her, at worst have her rolling her eyes. You need to deal with your problems like a man if you want to be worthy of her, they don't define you. She would be there to offer you support with them of course but don't abuse that, she's no crutch.
>>3489124>There are no emotions in sex, it's a physical act, not a mental or emotional thingHahahaha. No wonder people make fun of you Lizfag.
PLUNGING INTO OBLIVION WITH WAIFU
Playing oblivion with waifu
>>3489204>The emotional feeling of "giving your first time" to someone>The connection you feel when you keep eye contact during>The sense of betrayal a person can feel to find the love of their life stolen away>iirc assault victims being less likely to continue being fertile/virile after the attack>kissing during orgasmI hate to break into writefagging here, but there's a lot of emotional baggage that goes into it. The fact it might be a frustrating thing for you, or that it might just not be any at all for you doesn't necessarily nullify that.I mean, even the girl I love most values fidelity and was really shocked and worried at the idea that the MC would have sex with someone else at some point.
What could possibly be emotional about squeezing the naked body of girl you love against your own, feeling her hot sweat, her heavy breathing and heartbeat, her soft skin pressed against yours, interlocking fingers and legs, wrapped around each other and deep inside her, worshipping her face and neck with kisses, whispering "I love you" into her ear as you slowly bring each other to mutual ecstacy?
Impregnating waifu's asshole
>>3489271Woops meant to link >>3489124
>>3489178Eh, pretty sure she would want or need better.>>3489271Yeah, doesn't click that much for me. Idk. Maybe its just being alone for so long.
>>3489279Still sounds physical to me. Just dopamine and stuff. More like a high probably than an emotion. You know love isn't an emotion right?>>3489271Eye contact requires that boring missionary stuff that takes a bunch of energy. I've said before I' m not fond of the idea of missionary.I never understood this time stuff, at least for guys. Girls always seem into that though.Idk wtf assault victims have to do with anything either. That serms random.>>3489204Eh. As I said the goal is learning to get her off more, as others keep saying so I don't get how thats not what its about. Just sounds like a hug with lots of dopamine shit added.
>>3489330So if it's caused by chemicals in your brain then it's not an emotion? Literally everything you experience is caused by chemicals in you brain
>>3489333Yeah, but not every chemical or experience is an emotion. That's silly. Just sounds like its some kind of high to me, like how people get when working out intensely. Doesn't matter anyway I'd be no good for her when it comes to that stuff so whatever. Not sure what else to say. So I'm just going to fuck off and mope around for a while. People seem pretty mad at me anyway over this which makes this seem even stranger to me to be such a big deal to others.
>>3489336Those same chemicals inside your body have convinced "you" that they are nothing but chemicals.
>>3489338What else would it be? Magic? Anon pls.
>>3489336Those same chemicals are responsible for your negative thoughts and feelings of inferiority. Your beliefs are also a result of your internal programming .
>>3489343No, pretty sure my body being shit is. Otherwise I'd just be delusional to think sex with me would go well. Also not all chemicals are the same with the same effect. Internal programing is related to life experiences too. Things aren't as simple as you're saying.
>>3489351Nope, that's not true. I can assure you there are people in worse conditions than you, yet they are still optimistic and willing to face live with strength and courage. Your body being in a certain state acts as he stimulus, the way you respond to that stimulus is entirely up to you.Also, your physical condition (as in chemicals) affects your overall emotional state as well. That's why physical exercise manages to aleviate people with depression if sustained long enough.
>>3489343>>3489351Like, aa I said you can google it, but anyone bad at sex always gets dumped. Because it's what most people care about the most, so as I said it'd be better to build my relationship around other stuff. Otherwise what would be the point? She'd probably just leave me then, or grow to hate me or something over it. >>348935Yeah, and? Doesn't mean they're good at sex. Its not all in my head. My body is shit, always has been, always will be. You can't just fix it. My physical condition isn't just chemicals that can be magically rearranged somehow to give me better parts and functionality and shit. You can't just make your defects magically disappear. And living life the way you describe doesn't have anything to do with being bad at sex. Those two things don't go together. Someone could be optimistic about life, but still be bad or useless at something, like sex.
>>3489358Uh,what are you on about? Most people here haven't had sex, everyone is on the same camp as you, me included. Many people hav physical deffects, the difference is they don't whine about it like you do. I'm pretty sure you'd wife will get turned off by your incesant whining rather than any physical condition you might have.Instead, if you were to give your best and face your adversties with grace and determination, she'd probably admire you and might even look up to you.Trying to garner pity is a shit way to live, and it has everything to do with your mental condition, not your physical state. Nobody likes people like that.
>>3489365Well I'm not trying to garner pity just going off what I've learned from reading about others. Just being realistic about myself.Pretty sure she would get rurned off by uselessnes just as easily.And there is nothing graceful about me.I never said I wouldn't try. I just have no expectations it would go well. I know it wouldn't get better eitther. It'd always be awful with me.
>>3489376I'll let you in on a little secret. If you want to be happy your beliefs should be based on whether they are resourceful, not whether they are realistic. Just because you have failed sometime before shouldn't be taken as "evidence" that you're a failure.
>>3489380And how would I be resourceful about having a shit body? Just use toys? Wow, that totally wouldn't get boring fast. Would be totally as good as our flesh. I'm sure she would love plastic just as much as skin. Sure sounds great!
>>3489381You should start by not being a bitch about it. Many people have to live with ED, there are treatments for it. You can also practice physical exercise and take better care of your body. You probably don't take care of it as well as you should.
>>3489382Again, I'm being realistic about the fact that bad sex ruins loving relationships ALL THE TIME. And I do exercise, and I'm still shit. Like, you seem to think everything is so simple. Just lift bruh, itll make you're defective body suddenly perfect, trust me I'm totally a doctor. There's a lot more to it then some ED excuse too. Shit. Just fapping once in a week makes me feel like absolute goddamn fucking shit. Like I got hit by a bus. Like my whole pelvic regions going to fall apart or unravel. But whatever. This has made me depressed. I usually stuff this stuff inside so I can enjoy pretending about lewd stuff. But so much for that. I'm just going to leave and come back some point when I feel better.Maybe if I ever get another life with her I won't be so fucking cursed.
You know my waifu is adragon blooded noble obsessed with how great she is right? Like, what the hell would someone like that want sex with a fucked up useless body like mine? Come on now. Use your head.
I love my waifu's rapist haircut
>>3489388You're not defined by your problems, but by your response to them.
>experience a spontaneous lucid dream last night>first thought is to summon waifu>she doesn't appear>dream suddenly endsOh, Goddamnit.
>>3489400And you don't seem to understand that I don't have any way to make it good enough for her. You just conveniently wave away facts I keep saying.What should my response be? Yeah, waifu lets keep having shitty sex, and lets keep lying to ourselves and say it will just magically get better! Yeah, exercise will fix everything too! Yep!
>>3489402>>3489400Like as I said here >>3489391I don't see how she could ever ne satisfied by someone with a defective useless body. That makes no sense. She would never be satisfied with it. What don't you get?
>>3489401For me this is every time I lucid dream. I can't find a reliable way to find or summon her and too often trying just makes me wake. How are you supposed to control your dream after becoming lucid?
>not fixing your body magically in your fantasy
>>3489408With what fucking magic? My waifu doesn't know or have dick magic. As I said a "perfect me" wouldn't really be me. So why bother then if I'd just be shipping her with someoen else essentially? It'd be no different than Mai Waifu and Her husbando faggot in these threads.
>>3489405Instead of whining, which serves no purpose other than making you feel bad, you could go to therapy, get rid of bad habits, practice positive thinking. Pretty much anything except the things you're doing now.This>>3489408 is also an option.