This Umaru thread is property of the Ninja Nugs! This is revenge for Umaru ruining our fiendish plans of the past! We will now celebrate our victory by dancing to disco music!
>>3481594We will never forget the day when many of our own ninja nugs were taken down by Umaru!
>>3481594As additional punishment, we have kidnapped Taihei! He will only be released upon the following conditions:- Umaru issues an apology for thwarting our fiendish plans to take over the world (is it so wrong for us to want to rule over all of mankind and nug-kind?)- We are also given the entire world's supply of CHIPSU and CORA! You did this, Umaru! Our vengeance is finally here!-
>>3481612Ku Ku Ku! We thought you fools would have learned your lesson by now. Lady Umaru will bring swift justice for this kidnapping.
>>3481612You fiends! Have at thee!
>>3481641Ku Ku Ku! You brought this upon yourselves, Ninja Nugs!However, we still could not come up with a thread sponsor, So for this thread ONLY, we will acknowledge your existence, so long as you release Taihei!
>>3481649V-Very well! We accept these terms! Taihei has been released.
>>3481653I'm glad that Onii-chan is safe at least
Foolish deranged ninja nuggets.Can't conquer the UMARU.
Congrats to the U.S. women soccer team
>>3483169Indeed. She has been keeping up with her training every day!
The UMARU anons, the UMARU. Consider the UMARU. Is it, or is it not?Nug existentialism, Homo Hamsterus.
>>3481641the coup de grace
>>3484370Thinking about it makes my brain hurt.
It's new release day and I'm going to pick up the new Umaru volume. See you guys later
>>3484370I think, therefore I hams
>>3486850And even if Umaru was lazy (she's not) and didn't think for a bit, she'd still ham!Like, a lot!
>>3488282Posting another funny filename because I feel like it.
>>3488282>bamboozled>>3488954>shenanigansevery time! It brings me joy!
Oh, noes! What a truly unnugly world!
>>3491668What's the third one down?
>>3492240I think it might be ice cream or a slushee
>>3492481I wouldn't have guessed it was aisu cream
>>3492911Thought she might have had brain freeze in that 3rd one, so that would be my best guess. She has had brain freeze at least once in the series.
>WAAAAH>WHATSOOOOO>NUGUAAA>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMUAnd other cute noises a hamster makes while going bouncy bouncy
>>3495488Nice relaxation station
From the Danmachi Arrow of Orion screening:
>>3496194>>3496195It's nice to see Umaru on the big screen
>>3496194Umaru should introduce all movies
>>3496781>snow in JulyNot in this hemisphere, please.
>>3497128Ever heard of Christmas in July? It's today actually
We need more hamsters.More nugs.MORE, ONII-CHAN!
>>3497481we had to craft nugs by hand in my day
>>3497664Darn these young whippersnapper nugs!
>>3498367The piece of cloth also converts to 1 geimu
>>3498547>>3498862Indeed! We can just buy plain clothes, if we need to. Nothing fancy.
>>3492240Green pepper. Children in Japan hate green peppers apparently.
>>3500059Green pepper is the fifth one down.And yes it's Umaru's kryptonite. Onii chan likes green peppers.
Umaru and Gabriel
Is a leek in the butt an actual home remedy or is it just Umaru's special technique to beat ninja nuggets?
>>3505852It does appear that the deranged ninja nuggets defenses can be breached via the butt
>>3506952We have made note of this for the future. Very intriguing.