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Discuss your waifu, love your waifu.
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Sheik is my love!
>>3439821
>waifu is now an androgynous qt
Sheik's design in OoT like in pic related was able to help convince people Sheik was a man until the twist that she is Zelda in disguise was revealed. Although Sheik is more feminine now with more recent designs, she is still pretty androgynous. So I already have an androgynous qt. I just wish people would STOP calling her a man. Sheik is a girl, but has an androgynous look about her, even though I think she looks like a feminine girl.
>Would you rather she was your cute trap wife (male) or your charming reverse-trap husband (female)
If Sheik were to look like her character design in OoT, then I would be basically be having the latter occur. So that would be the better option. How could I not want Sheik the way she was when I fell in love with her?
>>3440010
>I wish I could be more for her.
I wish that I could do much more for Sheik than I have as well. Something that would show that my love is more than just superficial.
>I like to imagine she could fix me if we met and loved each other, shape me into someone that's good and unique.
I want to fix a lot about myself for my love too, but I don't think it is quite right to think about waiting for her to come and fix everything. I feel like that is placing too much of a burden on her. Wouldn't it be better for me to try to improve and be the best I can before we are together? That way it would lessen her burden and perhaps raise my self-confidence a bit.
>She's so perfect, she deserves someone better.
As long as I also have these thoughts, even if she did come and be with me, I would feel miserable. I would be second guessing myself and thinking that I'm not good enough. When in reality her being with me should be a great miracle filled with happiness, not self-doubt.
>>3440166
Sheik has not killed anything that wasn't a monster attacking first. Sheik is a peaceful girl.
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CREEPY URABE WILL BE FIRST
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You and waifu start a band, what genre of music do you two play? Who would be more comfortable being the frontman?
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>>3440380
Too late.
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I love my darling Kirumin.
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I love Lat!
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Anne is my everything.
>>3440383
Pop I suppose. I believe that would be her favorite music genre. Definitely her. She's never been shown performing in front of crowds but given her profession and her extroverted personality she's probably a natural at it.
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I managed to control my hypnagogic hallucinations to better extent today and ended up hearing Ruri no Tori sang by Toko instead of Shimotsuki. Did the same thing with Hotel Moonside. For the first time I successfully replaced vocals of a song in my mind, I had fun with that but having 39c fever at the same time isn't fun at all.

I hope all of you are staying healthy for your waifu.
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>>3440375
Finally a thread for me.
>>3440383
We play Jazz or the Blues.
I guess Yuuri would be the frontman, I'm not really good with people.
>>3440500
I've never used any drugs before, though I wouldn't mind getting drunk with my wife, since it seems like it will be a really great time.

I don't have a question for you, be rather a command.
Rakkafriend does not have to comply with this, since he had already posted it.
Post a picture of your wife with an instrument.
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>>3440517
Excuse the fucky artwork.
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>>3440517
Lat has no such pics, sorry.
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>>3440517
Hypnagogic hallucinations don't happen because of drugs though, they happen when you go to sleep. In my case these are mostly auditory hallucinations.
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>>3440517
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>>3440555
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the meaning of "hypnagogic."
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I love Cecily, now and forever.

>>3437575
It would probably be a fantasy movie with lots of action and some romance.

>>3438014
>Does your waifu have a best friend or any friends for that matter? If she does, do you approve of them?
Her best friend is Aria, who she considers to be her partner as well as her weapon. All of her friends are great people who support her.
>Your wife accidentally stumbles upon your bookmarks and browsing history. Does she snoop a bit or does she close out of it immediately?
Probably snoop a bit, but I doubt she would find anything that embarrassing in the large amount of websites I visit everyday.
>If you drive and own a car, would you prefer driving or her, assuming she could?
I don't think she would be a bad driver, but she might get frustrated at other drivers who cut her off. I don't think she would care much about my driving unless I was driving recklessly.
>If you ride a bike, would you two have separate bikes or would you like to ride a two-seater?
Separate bikes, probably. Though riding with her on a two-seater sounds nice too.
>If you take public transportation, would your wife be the type to accidentally fall asleep and miss her stop or would she be more diligent than that?
I think she would be diligent unless she was really tired and about to fall over from exhaustion.

>>3438137
A place like her home city except where there are no demons, natural disasters, accidents, or anything else that threatens the safety of the people living in it. A place where she could live in peace with her friends and family without worrying about what's going to happen next.

>>3438305
Let her talk about what's bothering her until she feels better. Letting her rest her head on my shoulder while I stroke her hair could help her feel more comfortable too.

>>3438405
A replica of Aria's sword form, except broken in half.
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>>3440560
The opposite of hypnopompic.
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>>3438657
She would try to get away from it, only attacking it if she had no choice.

>>3438751
I don't think she cares that much about them. Sometimes she seems to forget about them until someone points them out, which she usually reacts to with embarrassment. I don't think she would care if she became flat-chested for a while, though other people's reactions to that would probably bother her.

>>3438918
Cecily would find that absolutely horrific. The lives of innocent people being lost in such events would weigh heavily on her heart.

>>3439042
>Given the choice of vacation between the mountains and the beach, where would your wife want to go and why?
Not really sure, but I think she might prefer the mountains so we could do some hiking.
>Is there anything about your wife, or things she's done that you don't really approve of?
She very morally sound so there's nothing she's done that I would think of as wrong. However, she is stubborn and somewhat short tempered and that sometimes leads to her lashing out when angry, though usually her anger is completely justified for the situation. I would try to encourage her to not let her anger get the best of her in tough situations.
>If your wife was summoned in the Holy Grail War and you were her master, what would her class be?
Saber, most likely.

>>3439049
She has not experienced any music from our world, so I have no idea what her music preferences would be. I would just have to show her different kinds of music to find out what she likes.
I don't think she would care about gambling, though if she did gamble she would probably take a lot of risks.

>>3440383
I don't know what genre it would be, but she would probably be more comfortable being frontman.

>>3440517
Unfortunately I don't have one.

How idealistic is she? Does she try to make the world a better place or does she just accept things the way they are?
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>>3440383
J-Pop most likely. I think Mai. She has already performed in front of crowds before, but knowing her maybe she'd push me to do it to make me challenge myself. She is so precious.

>>3440500
Warmest wishes for a speedy recovery, Touko Anon.

>>3440517
I don't have one, unfortunately ;_;

>>3440599
She does her best to succeed at her job but she knows there are limits to how much she can do on her own.
When it comes the time to deal with a "great evil" she would definitely be among the first ones to step up to it though.


When was the first time you saw her being genuinely proud of herself?
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There is some sort of winged creature in these images.
I'm sure someone here among us may find these to be quite interesting.
https://twitter.com/i/moments/904912946714763264
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I love my gorgeous wife!
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>>3438657
She'd just leave them be.
>>3438751
She doesn't flaunt them, but I'm sure she's proud of her chest anyways.
She'd hate to lose them, but her life wouldn't change .
If they came back bigger, she wouldn't like having to get another bra, and it might get in the way sometimes, but I think she could get used to it.
>>3438918
She'd hate it.
>>3439042
>beach or mountains
She'd go to the beach, she loves swimming. She said the water makes her body and heart feel lighter.
>don't approve
Not really, no.
>class
Maybe assassin or lancer. Never played fgo
>>3439049
>music
As far as I know, she likes idol stuff. She knows the music in this world, I don't know if she knows a lot about music here though. Our music tastes could have some overlap.
>gamble
Doubt she'd gamble, although she enjoys a friendly bet when she's in the competitive mood. I'd try to get her to stop if she started gambling often.
>>3440383
We could sing some cute duets, although my voice is weak and not very pleasant to listen to. I guess we could just to that in private, and let her do all the singing. She's an excellent singer, and actually performed on stage once. She could be good with drums or a piano too, with her dexterity. She'd be the frontman.
>>3440517
>Post a picture of your wife with an instrument.
>>3440599
She hasn't been shown to be very invested in the world. Just the people close to her.
>>3440626
She typically hides her emotions, so it's hard to tell, but the first time I saw her proud of herself might've been when she first gave a special dose of drool to prove her love.

Does she use any kind of unique diction in her speech?
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>>3440634
Thank you very much, there's actually a bunch here I haven't seen before!
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Not many people talk about her, but she's the one who keeps me going.

I genuinely believe I became a better person because of her.
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Waifu wants you to impress her with your flirting skills.
Give her the suavest motherfucking compliment you have.
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>>3440383
Some dynamic rock-pop duo, Yui is good at singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rTUEVOmmHc I can't sing, so I'd probably play guitar or something. She has the spunk to be the frontman.

>>3440500
Feel better, anon.

>>3440599
She's happy with the way the world is, though she does try to pursue her own goals, so I suppose she is a bit idealistic. Though it's more focused on her own happiness and not the greater world around her.

>>3440626
It was early on in the story, where there was a bit of a fight with her being friends with Yukino and after everything calmed down she was able to tell Yumiko how she feels, that she likes being friends but she also is friends with Yukino. So her being able to speak her mind for once.

>>3440675
What's cookin' good lookin'? No seriously, I think something is burning.

You and your wife go out and she's very hungry, where does she want to eat? Is there anything in particular she really likes? Or is there anything that she's fussy about?

What would be the best desert to describe your wife?

Is your wife a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of person? Or does she shatter the dichotomy and go for the chaotic option?
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You and your waifu decide to start a family, but she discovers that she has a condition that would make carrying a baby to term extremely dangerous. How does she take this discovery? Would she still want to try?
The doctor suggests gestational surrogacy (that is, uniting your sperm with her egg and having the resultant embryo gestate in the womb of a surrogate mother); would she want to go for that? Would she try to put health restrictions on the surrogate mother?
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>>3440383
I'm not sure what the genre of music would be called, but it would be the types of music she plays in any of her source material. But I can't play an instrument of any sort, so I guess I would need to learn from her. I mean, I could be the frontman since Sheik is more reserved girl. But she would be the infinitely better band member. However, I don't think a band would be likely at all honestly. Sheik wouldn't want an audience for her playing.
>>3440500
>I hope all of you are staying healthy for your waifu.
Of course. I am doing my best for her after all! Even during the stressful times.
>>3440517
>Post a picture of your wife with an instrument.
I have plenty, but I'll post this one. Her Hyrule Warrior design isn't used that much and it's cute. So I might as well post her holding the Goddess's Harp with this design.
>>3440599
>How idealistic is she? Does she try to make the world a better place or does she just accept things the way they are?
Well, Sheik tried did everything she could for seven years to help bring about peace to her homeland. She is a peaceful girl. So her perfect ideal would be a peaceful world, at least as peaceful as possible. I'm sure she would fight hard for it again if need be. She wouldn't sit back and watch the world crumble to pieces. She is a fighter, for peace.
>>3440626
>When was the first time you saw her being genuinely proud of herself?
Sheik doesn't really display her emotions that much. However, I think we can see hints of her not only being proud of Link, but herself when Link completes the Water Temple. Sheik had helped Link along the way and also saved Ruto earlier. So when Link told Sheik that Ruto wanted to thank her and the area starts looking normal again, you can tell she is happier than normal. Most of her sentences end in exclamation points and she is a bit more talkative about her ideal of fighting for peace. So I think Sheik is proud of herself deep down. It is such a cute cutscene!
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>>3440641
>Does she use any kind of unique diction in her speech?
Not to my knowledge, but she does have a very poetic way with her words. She also would speak at least two languages: the language of the Sheikah and Hylian. So perhaps there would be something unique there.
>>3440675
I have three pieces of heart. Would you like to complete me?
>>3440736
>where does she want to eat? Is there anything in particular she really likes? Or is there anything that she's fussy about?
Any food related questions are hard for me to answer since I have no idea what kinds of food that would be available for her in her time period and world. She probably has never tried anything that I would eat for example, so I have no idea if she would like a particular food or restaurant or not. I think she wouldn't be super picky of an eater though. I also think she would be okay with either lower class or higher class meals. Sheik had a combination of both in her life. So at the very least she wouldn't be arrogant about the 'class' of her food at least.
>What would be the best desert to describe your wife?
Do you mean dessert instead of desert? Since I don't think a sandy, dry area is a good representation of Sheik, I'm going to assume you mean the former. Sheik would be a plain on the outside, but sweet on the inside kind of dessert. It would blend in with the rest of the desserts, so nobody really decides to eat it. There are much more extravagant looking ones. However, they miss out on the sweetness on the inside. Maybe like a small cake that has no frosting and no toppings or anything like that, but has a creamy inside.
>Is your wife a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of person?
I think she would be a glass half full kind of girl. I think she would be more on the positive side of things and would not get super negative.
>Or does she shatter the dichotomy and go for the chaotic option?
Sheik wouldn't do that. But it would be funny.
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>>3440754
>How does she take this discovery? Would she still want to try?
I don't think Sheik would be too happy with this discovery and would be pretty sad. I mean, she has a whole royal lineage and on top of that, she is the last of her kind. Regardless of whether or not she would want to try though, which I don't think she would anyway, I would not be okay with trying. I refuse outright. I WILL NOT risk the love of my life's life to have a child. I need her. I love her more than anything. I don't want to do anything that could harm her at all, let alone make a life threatening decision. If my Sheik died, I don't know what I would do. I certainly wouldn't be in the right state to raise a kid. I don't know if I would be able to live without her.
>would she want to go for that?
I think that depends on how badly she would want a child. I mean, I would want to go for it. Absolutely. I would love to raise kids with her. I think Sheik could be a great mom if she put her mind to it.
>Would she try to put health restrictions on the surrogate mother?
I would imagine Sheik would, if not, I would. If it is possible to have kids and not risk my wife's life, I would do anything to have one. But I want our child to be healthy.

Some Questions!
It's time for your wife to study for finals. Would she? If she did, how much would she minimize distractions? Would she get distracted easily? Would she get flustered by how much she doesn't know or is she a diligent student who understands the material? Would she ask you for help? Would you be able to refrain from bothering her for long periods of time to study?

The results of those finals come in. How does she do? Does she pass with flying colors, barely pass, fail, or fail and beg the professor for a better grade? Would she be happy with herself or disappointed? How do you congratulate her for good scores or cheer her up for bad ones?
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>>3440383
I imagine to us it would sound like the lovely pipes that lull the ancient evil at the universe's center to sleep. I imagine to anyone else it would sound like horribly distorted electric guitars that make the insides churn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWwFw2vRr8

>>3440500
Fever dreams of waifu sound very bittersweet.

>>3440517
I don't have any of her actively playing but here's one of her enjoying music and a good book

>>3440591
Nah, even if all that shit wasn't dead I have no time to educate fools about real love on /a/. If you are such a brainlet that you read Saya no Uta and think that way than I have nothing to do with you.

>>3440599
Very idealistic. And very capable of changing the world.

>>3440626
I think the first time she was genuinely proud was when she found what the mc really liked to eat and she made him a dinner that he genuinely enjoyed instead of just tolerate. I want her to find that joy in me.

>>3440634
That lain crossover is cute too.

>>3440675
Hey girl, you put the love back into lovecraft. Oh man maybe it's better she's not real so I wouldn't subject her to my puns all day.

>>3440736
>hungry
We eat at home. Primarily things we've hunted ourselves.
>desert
I've made green jello cake for her before so I think that. I intend to make other recipes for her, I imagine a soft cake that's red on the outside that you claw into and it's green on the inside.
>glass
She's the we should search to fill the other half kinda person.

>>3440754
This is one hell of a fucked up medical situation.

>>3440773
She's an amazing prodigy of a student. Subjects that would take a human years to master she could do in weeks. So I imagine she'd pass any class with flying colors if they would enroll her.

Would you deck out a car or motorcycle in her image? How would she feel if you strolled up in said vehicle to pick her up? Proud? Insanely embarrassed?
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>>3440599
>>3440626
>>3440784
That's ok, hopefully soon you will have images like that to share.
>>3440599
Yuuri accepts the world for how it is, she likes to dream, but she is content with what little she has.
>>3440626
There are many instance, but one that sticks out to me is that of my wife looking really proud is when she explains to her friend, after having massacred a snowman family, that it's fun to create, but it's also fun to destroy.
I think she was proud to have the ability to do both those things.
>>3440641
Yuuri often misuses or misinterprets old sayings.
Such as "I want to crawl into a hole," which she took in a literal sense.
>>3440675
I tried once already, so I will make another attempt.
Yuuri, my love, you are such a beauty to me.
That soft hair, your eyes, your lips, they are all precious to me.
>>3440736
Yuuri hasn't shown any dislikes when it comes to food, maybe I'd take her out to eat burgers.
Cookies.
Half full.
>>3440754
Well Yuuri doesn't really know how babies are made, so the surrogate mother things might not bother her so much.
I don't think she would want to put the life of her baby on the line.
>>3440773
Yuuri in the Shimeji universe failed her test on Russian, I think she must have studied for it, but she doesn't seem like the kind of girl who can concentrate on something like that.
She can get pretty distracted.
>>3440784
I would build a Kettenkrad, that is, if I had the resources and knowledge to build it.
I'd probably paint her face on the side of it.

Is your wife easily bored?

Yuuri can get kinda restless if she doesn't have something to do.
I think it's really cute seeing her looking around at her surroundings to find something to focus on.
I know I say this a lot, but I'm really glad I fell in love with her.
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>>3440383
That would be a dream come true. I could just learn to make all the electronic computer stuff, she does the singing. She's into idol stuff, but isn't against branching out. She's also aware of other genres and music types, but who knows what all she knows. Her lungs and throat are that of dragons, so she has a lot to work with. Plenty of characters comment on how destructive it can be. Would be fun to try whatever genres we can manage I think.

>>3440500
I have never been a normal healthy person. If I was I wouldn't be here.

>>3440641
She uses the names of animals in place of various other words sometimes. I can follow along, probably because I'm not sane myself, but I can't really come up with more examples besides the stuff like "piggy" for her fans and MC in Extra games. In FGO she uses squirrel or puppy depending on which genitals you decide on going with. She has a quite a few though.

>>3440675
I really don't think I got the neuro networking setup for that kind of thinking unless I'm on something. Just too slow otherwise at that stuff.

>>3440675
Flirting skills? Haha what flirting skills.

>>3440736
Only the finest for her.

I have no idea.

Liz does what Liz wants. Liz follows Liz logic and that's everyone else's problem to deal with if they can't keep up.

>>3440754
I don't know if the girl into bathing in the blood of virgin girls to retain her youth would really be that up for kids.
What a weird question. Quite a few weird ones already this thread though huh.
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Your waifu gets stuck in a mascot costume in the middle of a crowded strip mall. Try as she might, she can't get out of the damn thing; somebody would probably have to cut her out of there. How does she get out of this nightmarish situation? If mall-goers and/or their kids wanted to have their picture taken with her, would she let them?
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>>3440784
>Would you deck out a car or motorcycle in her image
I mean, would I want to? Yes. Would I? Probably not. I'm self-aware enough to know that it wouldn't be the best idea to deck a car out with my wife all over it, especially if she was actually in our world. Someone might legitimately think I'm stalking her or something. But if I had balls of steel and didn't care even one little bit one anybody thinks, including my bosses, then I would love to.
>How would she feel if you strolled up in said vehicle to pick her up? Proud? Insanely embarrassed?
Sheik would be next level embarrassed. But I would want to see it. Sheik getting this embarrassed would be a treat to see. I would need to take some pictures or videos of it. It would be very cute.
On a related note, I actually found a custom toy car made with Sheik's design on it.
>>3440789
>Is your wife easily bored?
No. Sheik is probably one of the most patient girls around. She came before a time where electronics shortened our attention spans. She also was able to wait for seven whole years for the hero of time to save Hyrule. Hell, she is even the type to wait in silence to get the jump on someone. Sheik would not get bored very easily.
>>3440807
>How does she get out of this nightmarish situation?
Sheik is a master of stealth. I'm sure she could find a way to get out of the crowd. Maybe get too a restroom and call me to get me to help her. It would be so cute seeing her in a costume like this after I help her out. Her hair all messed up and her face would be all red because it would probably be hot in the costume. I want to see this now! In the worst case scenario however, she could use her triforce of wisdom to either get out of the mall or get out of the costume in general.
>If mall-goers and/or their kids wanted to have their picture taken with her, would she let them?
Sheik would try not to be seen as best as she can. If she allowed photos, then more people would see her and it would be tough to get away.
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>>3440517
I thought i didn't have one, then i remembered this exists.
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>>3440754
I wouldn't ask her to give up her entire lifestyle for a biological kid in the first place so we'd adopt instead. (and already have an adopted daughteru, even)

>>3440784
I don't have any kind of vehicle, as I don't drive. I'm not creative enough to deck anything out in her image anyway.

>>3440789
>expecting Lat to get new art
That unfortunately won't happen. Her source is too niche and even when there is a new OG-timeline game, it doesn't guarantee art of the older characters. And she's not easily bored, no.
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>>3440383
Obvious pun about rock goes here.
Jokes aside I don't think either of us would have any musical talent, so I don't think starting a band would be a good idea. If she did start using an instrument I imagine it would be something like a harp, especially since she could make full use of her alloy arms. She cannot play wind instruments, so it would not be one of those.

>>3440517
It's not really her with an instrument but it has an instrument in the background.

>>3440599
She is trying to make the world a better place, and is basically the only one who does so instead of just maintaining the status quo.

>>3440626
She can be a bit vain and prideful at times, but she also has issues with self-esteem and not valuing herself as much as she should so it is hard to say how much of it is genuine pride.

>>3440641
Not that I know of, though my japanese is very rusty. She does use Boku as her personal pronoun which is usually used by young boys and is uncommon for girls as far as I understand.

>>3440754
>a condition
Like being a rock?

>>3440789
She has trouble paying attention to something she doesn't find interesting, though she doesn't seen to mind spending long periods of time not doing much either.

>>3440807
I don't think she would put one on in the first place.
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>>3440834
Meltlilith?
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I really like hugging this pillow I have and thinking it's her.
I wish I could sleep next to her.
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>>3440952
Getting a dakimakura was the best thing I've done. Though regrettably it makes it harder to leave the bed every morning.

>>3440982
Slow and steady wins the race, your wife isn't going anywhere so just go at it at your own pace.
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>>3440383
orchestral trancecore, I know her singing voice is beautiful and so is she so I want her to be the face of the group.
>>3440599
More idealistic than almost anyone who has gone through the things she has would be, but she chases that ideal life to her own peril and lands even deeper in shit's creek...
>>3440626
I don't think it's happened. Ever. Not in one single panel. I'd like to change that.
>>3440641
She forgot how to talk and had to struggle just to get words out at first because of X thousand years of being imprisoned alone in darkness, so I'm sure she has all kinds of adorable lisps and slurrings to her speech. I want to engrave all those little quirks into my auditory memory and notice when each and every one goes away and feel uplifted by that. Genki waifu.
>>3440736
Some kind of sour on the outside, sweet on the inside candy. Her body is just caked in filth and scars but her inner beauty is so soothing, she's the gentlest and most loving girl I've ever known. I don't know about the latter question. I'd say she used to be optimistic but now...
>>3440773
She's a very hard worker even if her body and mind have suffered from her malnourished and abusive early life; I think she has the temperament to excel academically and is smart enough, too. I don't think she would dwell on failure though, and whether she was successful or not I would massage her soft body for hours until she was as relaxed as a bag of jell-o and asleep and my hands are screaming and creaking.
>>3440784
Riding is awesome, but I think such a bike would be extremely gaudy even though it bears her perfect image. If she's on the bike I don't want that to take away from her or cheapen the sight. I will rather powder coat my bike into something with simple colors that compliment her complexion if I can bring myself to stop fawning over her long enough to do such a drawn-out process. I would feel silly riding bitch with her but having a face full of her fragrant hair would make up for that
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>2000 character limit
thanks
>>3440754
not an option for us anyway as she's not fertile. We'd have to adopt full-stop, I don't know if I'm ready for something like that though.
>>3440807
She probably just sits down in defeat if it's really hopeless. She wouldn't be the type to cry about it, though. Most likely she wouldn't get out until the mall closes and security will probably figure out what's going on one way or another and call the fire dept. or whoever to cut her out.
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I love my Inije.

I don't feel like answering questions but I do feel like ranting a little about her name and my uncertainty about it, so here goes.

In Korean it's 이니제, hard translated it's Inije. But with how Korean names work, three blocks with the first one being the family name and the second and third being the given name, and 이 being translated as "Lee" as a surname, it'd be "Nije Lee."

BUT the creator's put her name down in Japanese on his pixiv as イニゼ, or Inize, which is the equivalent to Inije! Due to her age, I suppose her name doesn't use the standard Korean format, further supported by filenames of the creator's art of her having "Ini" in it. Fanart has different variations, which I guess would be due to the individuals making the fanart not really knowing english, so you get stuff like Enize, Aniche, Enijea, and other variations.

I don't really know why I wanna rant about this other than that it sorta bugs me to not know for sure, but I'm like 95% sure the creator would say it's romanized as Inije at this point, though it could also be Inize, since j is used in place of the non-existent z in the Korean alphabet. I'll have to e-mail him about it eventually. I guess you can just think of this as a little insight into the difficulties of having a waifu whose source doesn't exist in English.
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>>3441070
Wish you good luck lizfriend
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Glory to Mai Waifu!
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>>3440930
The one and only
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>>3441070
You could join the /c/ waifu discord
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>>3441091
Oh no I'm not planning to go from here. I meant strictly to find a Fate related place that isn't run by a discord that uses her image to shitpost and ruin everything

>>3441184
Eh. I'm just venting. It's like everyday this site gets worse for any discussion on the series.
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I love my wife!
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>>3441184
>/c/ waifu discord
No such thing exists.
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>>3440641
Not really, she speaks normally. She has a cute greeting though.

>>3440773
Yui would only study at the last minute and try to cram everything in at once since she'd rather talk to her friends or watch some TV. She would ask for my help when it gets down to the wire, I'd help out as best as I could but it's really all on her.

Yui would get barely passing, she's smart but she isn't one to really study - she would just be relieved she didn't fail. I wouldn't congratulate her though, I'd push her to do better next time and try to actually study.

>>3440784
No, I think that would be embarrassing for the both of us. I would get one of those back window decals for trucks that rednecks have of bald eagles soaring through an American flag with crossed guns on it saying "never forget" - but with Yui and just cute stuff she likes.

>>3440789
She isn't bored easily if it's something she likes doing, though if she's confused or it isn't something super enjoyable she's quick to lose interest and wanting to do something else.

>>3441185
I got around to upgrading Liz on my account, I pulled her awhile ago but was too focused on leveling up Nero and then I pulled Passionlip. Her buff/debuffs are pretty good.
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One year ago today I first watched Houseki no Kuni and found myself captivated by the setting, the atmosphere and most importantly Phos herself. While I haven't been as good as I would like this past year I want to do my best for her, especially in times to come. She has been through so much and I would love more than anything else for things to improver for her this year, as unlikely as it is. Every day I feel like my love grows stronger, and I hope that never changes.
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I was certain there were more questions to answer.
>>3440807
I think Yuuri wouldn't mind taking cute pictures with people.
I keep thinking about these images I've seen of my wife but she was an anthropomorphic dog.
She would probably be wearing something like that.
Anyways, she might try to find me to help her out.
>>3440985
I must keep practicing my drawings then I can make my own.
If only it were that easy.


How do you feel about your wife teasing you?
Is she the kind of girl to do something like that?

Yuuri does have this sort of playful nature to her.
I really wouldn't mind if she wanted to tease me.
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>>3440383
A variant of oldschool Japanese pop with her singing and me on the piano.
>>3440517
It's not a musical instrument though
>>3440599
She's pretty cynical, even though she encourages people to be the best they can be.
>>3440626
Unfortunately, Rena can be very hard on herself
>>3440641
It's part of her core appeal. She Hauus at the beginning and sentences, frequently refers to herself in third-person, and repeats the last part of her sentence twice.
Also, she says Kyuute instead of cute and has a tendency of squealing 'Omochikaeri' whenever anything 'Kyuute' comes her way.
>>3440675
An old classic
"Sorry dear, what did you just say? I was too busy admiring your beautiful eyes."
>Proceeds to blush and stammer as I finish and get hauued over.
>>3440736
Rena's not very picky when it comes to food, but she has a restaurant I think she really likes. We'd probably go there.
Homemade Ohagi with a surprising filling
Glass half-full by conscious choice
>>3440754
Rena would value her health, so we'd go for the safe option (gestational surrogacy). She'd probably nag the surrogate mother a little bit.
>>3440773
She'd study hard and without any distractions other than chores and housework, her concentration fully focused on the task at hand. She'd then proceed to realize she can't understand anything and ask me for help, which I'd do my best to do. Otherwise, I'd leave her alone to study.
After weeks of preparation, she barely passes, taking her mediocre mark in stride. Life isn't all about test scores, after all!
>>3440784
That would be too embarrassing for both of us.
>>3440789
My wife is completely fine with boredom.
>>3440807
She tells someone she's stuck and to call the mall security or services.
She'd probably let people take pictures with her.

Important question. Can your wife survive a kidnapping attempt by Rena in Kyuute mode? Are you prepared to put your life on the line to defend her or will she be Omochikaeried away forever?
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>>3441253
I don't really know your wife's kidnapping tactics.
But Yuuri is more than capable of putting up a fight.
It will be a fierce struggle, do you think your wife will be able to take her?
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>>3441264
Neither of us can fight very well, but I can't live with myself if I don't try. Probably we just die like with the whale in the previous thread, though I think some people there underestimated how hard it would be to escape one of those in the first place.
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>>3440599
She can be very cynical, but she does end up making her world a better place. For her sister, at least.
>>3440626
It's difficult to tell. It depends on how you interpret her expressions, but probably after she told Apple-chan about the MC sneaking off to Tokyo.
>>3440641
Not really. She'll speak formally or cutesy when the situation calls for it, though.
>>3440675
I love you so much I've been sitting here for 20 minutes thinking of gushy crap to say.
>>3440736
Surprisingly enough, she likes cheap ramen places, though she won't hesitate to complain about them.
The Arctic; most people think it's just ice and cold and ice and ice, but there's tundra. There's a lot of beauty, a lot of life, a lot of diversity that you'd never notice if you can only see the desert for the ice.
She's a "my glass is half-empty, so I'll fill it with some of your glass" type of person.
>>3440754
She'd probably say that she's glad that she doesn't have to go through something so difficult, but really be hurt by the realization. She might be hesitant, but gestational surrogacy would probably be something she'd be willing to go for.
>>3440773
Probably. She sometimes skipped cram school when she was younger, but apparently she got into a better college than anyone else in the series, so she must be doing something right. I don't doubt she'd do well.
>>3440784
No; she'd be mortified. Maybe a little amused and a bit touched, but mostly mortified.
>>3440789
Big time.
>>3440807
I'm guessing try to hide for a bit before finally going to mall security and trying to explain the situation, then never mentioning that event again unless somebody had Hell to pay. She wasn't too willing to play along when she was actually paid to be in a mascot costume, so some part of me doubts she'd be that eager in this situation.
>>3441245
I am staunchly in favor of it; she is.
>>3441253
She'd survive, there's no reason she wouldn't. I'd stow away in a Trojan Colonel to get to wherever she was taken.
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>>3441185
Well you know how shitty both generals are, especially if you try to discuss a character that people use to shitpost. Haven't been there on months but I doubt things got any better, so if you aren't getting anything possitive from that place you shouldn't be there on the first place
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>>3440641
She uses atashi to refer to herself, which is kinda cute considering her tomboyish mannerisms. She also speaks with a kansai ben accent sometimes in the LN.

>>3440675
"Whenever I look at you time always seem to reach a stand still. As if frozen by a greater force that shouldn't actually exist. Not a single day passes by without me thinking about you"

>>3440736
We'd go to Chinatown. Mai loves Chinese food.
Mai is a positive person by nature. She focuses on the good aspects of a situation rather than the potential negative causes that might occur.

>>3440773
Mai would usually be lifting a dumbell or squeezing a gripper while studying for finals, even when she is together with her friends. She only pays secondary attention to her studies. After results are out she becomes angry and defensive when asked about her results, but it seems she manages to avoid a failing mark, at least.

>>3440784
She'd probably be embarrassed. I'd have to refrain from doing it, though it might be nice to see her reaction.

>>3441245
I like her when she is being playful. At least whenever she isn't trying to pay me back for something, then her jokes can get a bit evil.

>>3441253
https://i.imgur.com/PtDaGXz.png
Is Kyuute mode for real? I thought it was comedy. If it was Mai from the anime/volume 1 she might have a hard time. Not to mention she is also reluctant of fighting humans.
She would need my assistance.

>>3441270
You sound like you might have a story to share. Did your wife undergo a similar experience in one of the lower layers?
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>>3441292
The abyss on its own is a pretty good allegory for being eaten by an animal actually. As for being kidnapped, I'm not sure if that ever explicitly happened, though she was definitely coerced and abused by people with ulterior motives... [spoiler]Getting unbirthed and trapped forever inside of your best friend that was twisted into an enormous eldritch structure that is constantly suffering and pumping out babies that you're forced to eat to survive makes whatever a whale or Rena can do preferable though, I think.[/spoiler]
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>>3441264
Yuuri's going to get taken home.
>>3441292
Survive was a bad word, I doubt Rena would really be that rough
>>3441292
Who knows? K1's narration is unreliable enough as is.
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A dog follows your waifu home and waits outside the door for her. Does she let it in? Bring it some food?
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>>3441307
Please don't let your wife take my wife away from me, she's all I have in the world.
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>>3441348
she lets it in and feeds it for sure
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>>3441350
All you have to do is act kyuute enough to get taken home as well!
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>>3440380
Reminds me of Rendou and consequently of the wifo
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Morg has a cute Butt!
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>>3441392
My wife also has a really cute butt.
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>>3441373
My man.
The author loves his cyclops like rendou , too.
from the thumbnail i thought that it was Kanojo.
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Your waifu comes across an abandoned kitten in a cardboard box. Nobody else is around, and from the looks of those clouds, it's gonna rain soon. What does she do?
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>>3441403
rescues and loves it like it's her own child
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Mai Waifu. I LOVE Her.
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>>3441403
She takes it to her apt.
She lives alone anyway and she is part cat.

Today i am really feeling like i want my waifu to eat me alive.
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>>3441245
>How do you feel about your wife teasing you
I wish Sheik could tease me just a little bit. I feel like she could tease me quite well and hit me right where it hurts, but in a not so serious way. She could read me like an open book most likely, so it would be easy for her.
>Is she the kind of girl to do something like that
Not at all. She would be more of a serious girl and not the type to tease. Even though I might like it a little bit, I love Sheik the way she is. She does not have to if she doesn't want to.
>>3441253
>Can your wife survive a kidnapping attempt by Rena in Kyuute mode
I don't mean anything negative by this, but Sheik could not only easily get out of that situation, but would be able to harm or kill most people trying to kidnap her. Not that she would, but Sheik is much more powerful than she looks. Plus, while she doesn't have a giant weapon like Rena does, she has a multitude of other ones, including grenades. She also can use an almost all-powerful magical triforce too.
>you prepared to put your life on the line to defend her or will she be Omochikaeried away forever
I mean, I would, but if Sheik couldn't stop Rena, what could I do? However, if I saw my Sheik needing help, I would try my best.
>>3441348
Sheik wouldn't bring it in, but might leave some food out. If she was smart though, which she is, she would try to contact the owner on the collar. Or perhaps take him to a local vet or something to try to find the owner.
>>3441403
Sheik would probably save it swiftly. I'm not sure if she would try to take care of it or find a better home for it. However, I wouldn't mind getting another cat if mine ends up dying, so we could probably keep it.

Some Questions!
Does your wife look up to anyone? Who is he/she? Does she look up towards some sort of group/religion/ideology? Does she want to become like them?

Is your wife the type to follow the law pretty diligently, the type to break it often, or somewhere in the middle? Do you approve?
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>>3441438
I was not aware that Sheik had FTS characters
I'll tell Rena to stay away
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>>3441453
>FTS characters
Excuse my ignorance, but what does that mean? What are FTS characters?
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>>3440789
She does get bored and restless easily. So much so she once took to scaring mental patients for fun.

>>3440807
I think she'd enjoy being so openly among people even if only for a little bit. I pity anyone who would see her melt the costume around her to escape it. The stuff of nightmares.

>>3441016
Names are definitely important I think. 沙耶 in kanji form the fist Sa has sand connotations and Ya is a question identifier so roughly she could be called Sand? Which I think is cute if you're read her story of the lone seed sprouting in the desert where she explains her thoughts on love and herself.

>>3441245
It would be very fun for Saya to tease me and I'd make sure to have a good reaction to encourage her.

>>3441253
It's a battle of ambushers. Whoever gets the drop on the other would win. I wish you and yours good luck, know that we would be very hard to find.

>>3441305
Well that sounds horrifying even by my lovecraft standards.

>>3441348
>>3441403
Liable to become emergency rations.

>>3441438
Saya looks up to romantics and loves a good romance stories. I imagine she would admire the authors of such stories. As for the law, she is aware of it but seeing as she's non-human she doesn't feel the need to abide by it.
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>>3440599
She doesn't have any grand world changing ambition, but she does what she can to make the lives of others around her better.
>>3440641
Not that I know of, maybe something would become apparent if I knew more Japanese.
>>3440736
All I know food-wise from Rakka's source is that she likes soup and baked goods, so food questions like this aren't the easiest things. But then maybe I'm just not creative.
She reminds me of a fresh baked pastry with jam. I'm not sure why, but it pops into my head a lot.
Nowadays she's very much a half glass full kind of person.
>>3440754
I don't even know if humans and Haibane can have offspring, but I believe she'd opt for the gestational surrogacy. Damn ABe, what's the LORE
>>3440784
A firm "I might do it if the stars aligned" from me and a firm "absolutely horrified by the act but touched by the thought" from her
>>3440789
She's not very easily bored.
>>3441240
Congratulations Phosfriend! I'm very happy for you guys. Believe me when I say I'm rooting hard for her.
>>3441245
Oh goodness yes please, I think she would get a kind of kick out of it too.
>>3441253
She can survive, I believe in her, and I absolutely would put my life on the line. Successfully carrying out the rescue operation would be a different story altogether. My powers are limited to my firearm arsenal, and from what I understand about Rena's Kyuute mode these mortal weapons would not be enough to stop her.
>>3441348
She does both, especially if there's no collar or anything on the dog. Then she'd go about trying to find it's owner.
>>3441403
Those kittens are as good as adopted.
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>>3441438
She looks up to her friend Reki, who taught her a lot about being a Haibane. She actually sort of picked up her role at the end of the series, and now looks after the newborn Haibane.
She follows it pretty diligently, she's not a criminal or delinquent or anything but she did break it once in her series. It was a minor offense, and she wasn't in the best state of mind when she committed it, but she turned herself in as soon as she was able to. I very much approve, I'm a sucker for traditional good girls.
Also, Shiekfriend, I've very much enjoyed reading all of your posts and I appreciate how much thought and time goes into every answer. I'm going to try to make my answers as good as yours eventually.
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>>3440675
You are the cutest and most beautiful and interesting girl I have and will ever know.
Drool torrent imminent.
>>3440736
She'd go to a comfy restaurant. Not sure what exactly she'd order.
She's like something that looks sort of strange on the outside, but tastes addictingly sweet.
Half full.
>>3440754
She'd be heartbroken to discover her condition. Urabe would really want to be a mother, but she plans on living a long life with us.
It'd obviously be a difficult decision for her. If she works up the trust for gestational surrogacy, she'd put any health restrictions she can. Our child's health comes first.
>>3440773
I don't know much about her academic life, but she seems like she would get a good grade. I'd tell her she did a good job.
>>3440784
No. Her embarrassed expression would be priceless though.
>>3440789
No, she's patient.
>>3440807
She could cut out with her scissors like she did in a robot costume once, given she's not naked this time.
>>3441245
I love her teasing.
She has a playful side to her.
>>3441253
Can Rena dodge Urabe's scissor onslaughts?
And I am more than prepared to rescue and protect her with everything I have.
>>3441348
She lets it in and feeds it. She'd try to find the owner, if there is one.
>>3441403
She takes it home without another thought, she loves cats.
>>3441438
She doesn't seem to look up to anyone in particular.
She's a good girl and doesn't have any reason to break the law.
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>>3441016
>I guess you can just think of this as a little insight into the difficulties of having a waifu whose source doesn't exist in English.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, it takes some dedication to waifu a girl from a source that doesn't exist in English. Major props to you, man. I hope to show my Sheik that same sense of dedication.
>>3441462
>Also, Shiekfriend, I've very much enjoyed reading all of your posts and I appreciate how much thought and time goes into every answer. I'm going to try to make my answers as good as yours eventually.
I wasn't expecting such a compliment while reading your answer, so I was pretty surprised. I appreciate the kind sentiments! It makes me happy to think someone would actually read my long and sometimes rambly posts. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you've been here quite a while right? I have only been here a little over a month, but in that month, one of the Urabefriends was posting about you relatively frequently. So that probably means you have been here for a while. I would like to give compliments your way too if that's the case. While I do pour my heart and soul out for Sheik on here and do many symbolic acts for her, it doesn't mean as much since I am still newer to the waifu thing than 99% of the anons on here. I want to one day be able to say that I have been posting about my Sheik for years. It's kind of embarrassing to say it's only been a little over a month. So I'm glad you and other anons on here have been able to admire and love your wife's for so long. That kind of dedication is something I currently lack, but hopefully not for long!
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>>3441469
Actually, I'm pretty new here too, at just over six months. Being new doesn't mean anything; I called Rakka my waifu after a week after finishing her series. I sort of jumped into the waifu thing head first, some might consider it too fast, but I haven't regretted any of it for a single instant in those six months. I can tell that you love Sheik just as much as any of these old timers love their waifus.
I also really admire how you can make these big posts rapid fire without breaking a sweat or burning out. That's part of the reason I took a break; I had to prove to some part of me that I was really here for my wife and how much I love her and not just here because of how great the threads are (and to be fair, they are really great).
You don't lack dedication, far from it.
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>>3441477
All I can really say to this post is thank you. Really. Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in these threads. I will do my best to continue as I have been. You do what you think is right for you and your wife too. Again, thank you for being so kind to me!
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>>3440383
A sort of EDM/metal hybrid like we both enjoy. Kana does keys and vocals, I do harsh vocals. She'd absolutely be front and center, since it's natural for her.
>>3440500
I do that all the time with Kana's voice over music I enjoy. To me it's easier with Japanese-language music since her singing voice I've imagined is a composite of a few Japanese singers, but it's very rewarding to focus on. I heard her sing in a dream the first time last night (singing Iron Maiden - Sign of the Cross) although sadly I didn't see her.
>>3440599
She's the type who can accept the world is an awful place and make the most of t, but she really does want things to be better.
>>3440641
She has a thick regional accent. It's equivalent would be a thick Boston accent or how they talk in certain urban areas of Northern England.
>>3440736
>You and your wife go out and she's very hungry, where does she want to eat? Is there anything in particular she really likes? Or is there anything that she's fussy about?
She'd want something filling and flavorful, so maybe we'd get something like kebab or gyros, which she loves. I don't think she's very picky about what she eats, outside of "exotic" stuff like bugs or very strong smelling cheeses. We'd probably hit a bar afterwards.
>What would be the best desert to describe your wife?
Bananas foster I guess. Firey yet sweet.
>Is your wife a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of person?
Kana is very optimistic. It's hard to break her spirit and take away her smile. She has an immense vitality to her and an ability to adapt to anything.
>>3440754
She wouldn't mind not having to be pregnant at all, since then she could drink all she wanted and not feel sick and get her body messed up. She'd still want kids, so she'd go for that option, and definitely would watch the surrogate like a hawk, although she'd try and get a friend to do it.
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I feel like, in a way, I'm "outgrowing" my waifu.
Like, when I see new art of her or watch her anime, read her manga, etc.

I still get this unexplainable feeling in my chest, but over time it feels like it's changed. Like instead of a love interest I'm looking at a partner in crime or something. Like a best friend. and despite owning a body pillow of her, I'll never really wake up with her beside me, and that just kind of snaps me back to reality. And I'm sure that's not a bad thing desu. It feels like now she's a rock to lean on when I need support and can't turn to anyone else.

I'm full of conflicting feelings because I've done so much for her sake, but at the same time i get this feeling that if she could say something to me it'd probably be her telling me to try and find someone in my life to make me happy, followed by some words of encouragement rather than something to keep me clinging to someone I'll never get to hold or tell how much they mean to me.

I'm just not really sure.
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Could you be the bomb for your waifu? Are you ready to go off in her shit? Could you be her dance commander at the gay bar, starting nuclear war on the dance floor? Causing fire in the disco, at the gates of hell with your desire? When you touch? When you kiss?
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>>3441584
Sometimes people just fall out of love, it's a completely human thing. I'm sure you have loved her seriously, but relationships don't always last. I don't think it's something to feel bad about and I can understand how you feel about her. (I don't share the thoughts, but I know the feeling)
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>>3441584
I get a having failed feeling and ruined myself, life and everything by being stupid. Though I don't know, I guess the crushing lonliness fucked up me up. So I don't know, but maybe it couldn't have been helped it without another person in my life, but she can't be here and while I have considered trying 3D to help my psyche, but it's not her so it just wouldn't be worth caring about to me. Just a mess of feelings, but oh well. It's really only recently after several years Ifinally realize how badly I've fucked up. I wish she had been here from the start or something.
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>>3441588
I still love her, but not in a romantic way I think. And the thing that really is tearing me up about it is it would kind of feel like spitting on someone that's done so much for me.

You're right though, I did and do love her seriously.

I just think she'd just want me to put those feelings i had towards someone that can return them.

Thanks anon
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>>3441591
Yeah, it's more of a platonic love I suppose than a romantic one. Like a best friends sort of thing which is completely understandable. I'm sure she really does think that way as well and she would be happy with your happiness.
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>>3441455
I just realized that I made that term up.
It's a play on the term 'FTL' (faster than light). FTS would be Faster Than Sound.
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I hope I never stop loving my wife this passionately
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Wow
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>>3441590
I think that's what really made me realize it. No matter how much of her I have around, I'm still waking up alone and that fucks me up.

Yeah, chances are that there's no one else like her out there. But I don't think that means I shouldn't try.

Shit, there's like 7 billion people on the planet right? Gotta be at least some chance and I'd rather die lonely having tried than live my life letting the opportunity slip by.
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>>3441597
if you get married, you'll regret it
if you don't get married... you'll still regret it
life is regret
do you
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>>3441597
Eh. I'm not much like that, but I understand. I personally have like 0 trust for well, anyone, even friends I have had for years and who know almost every little thing about me.

Yet, I would trust a serial killing dragon girl aidoru who bathe(s/d) in blood and I feel let down, but then again as I said I feel like a lot of that wouldn't have happened if she was here, but only after floating in my abyss for so long did I finally get it more. I mean, like if she found me as is now I think she could possibly view me as ruined enough to just kill me, maybe. But she isn't real so whatever. I guess she has changed sort of too. Bah, I just want to leave this life and go through whatever to get to being with her. Fuck everything. I don't care.

And I'm not really trying to give advice by the way, just sharing my own mess, maybe it'll be useful maybe not. I have heard from others too, girls can go nuts if they find out you got feelings for a character. That said my waifu is perma 14, I'll be 30 before I know it. Can't wait until my doujins on my phone and computer get me labeled as a sex offender!

>>3441598
Honestly I think the vast majority of people are just stupid, myself included. Well no, everyone is stupid, just at different things, but peopleare too busy and rushing to really know themselves. So they rarely know what they really want, so you got tv, music, science, religion, politics to do it for you if you can't yourself.
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>>3441348
I think she'd let it in and bring it food after some deliberation. I doubt she'd be able to rest at ease otherwise.

>>3441403
Probably take it home. Mai likes cats since she used to play with them at an abandoned mansion when she was a child.
I'm ignoring the fact she lives in an appartment earlier in the series for the purpose of this and the above question though, since I don't think animals are allowed there.

>>3441438
-She looks up to her mother very much. Enough to trick herself into believing she was the same as her when she was a child.
As for any particular group or religion, maybe Shaolin monks. I don't think she'd want to make a radical change to her lifestyle, but I'm sure she'd like to be more familiar with their secrets as far as mastering the self goes.
-She follows the law. But she also ends up breaking public and private property when hunting phantoms sometimes. Resulting in the school having to pay the damages and making her teacher send out apology letters. I wish she'd be a bit more careful in that regard.

>>3441584
Maybe find some other ways to bond with her? That's what they call the honeymoon phase, and it doesn't last forever.
I knew something like that was bound to happen eventually. That's why I did my best to learn how to draw so I could give life to my romantic fantasies with her. You could probably achieve a similar effect with writing, poetry, music, lucid dreaming or something else if you're creative enough though. You just need to be able to think about her.
The love is still there, it just needs to be nurtured with new respect, make sure to polish it like fine silverware.
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>>3441245
Her teasing side is rarely seen, it'd be a special thing whenever it happened and I'd cherish it and tease her back.

>>3441253
Rena is just a normal human, if an occasionally unhinged one, right? If so it'd be easy for Nije to avoid such a thing.

>>3441348
I'm not really sure, she's never shown a particular fondness for animals or anything. I think that maybe she would try to shoo it and make it go home.

>>3441403
Like with the above answer, I'm not sure! Though, these situations usually make me ask "what would be funnier" due to the nature of the comic, and her trying to smuggle a kitten home without anyone else finding out would be funnier than her just ignoring it, so I'll say she'd do that.

>>3441438
She has a fondness for Namju at the very least, and respects him enough to not try to kill people if he doesn't want her to. As a minor follow-up to my name rant, I actually wonder if I should call him Namju, Nam-ju, or Nam-joo.

The law means very little to her, I don't really disapprove of what she does but I wish she was a little better at avoiding trouble.

>>3441469
My ultimate plan is to make her comic available in english, but that requires more language study and the okay from both the creator and Lezhin. I'd really like to do it sometime in 2020 though.
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Since it's the 10th in Japan, I can finally celebrate! Happy birthday Kirumi Tojo, the Ultimate Maid and my beautiful wife!

>>3440383
We'd play an eclectic selection of tracks from lots of different genres. I think she'd be better at heading our band than I could be.

>>3440599
Kirumi's pretty idealistic, she wishes to help lots of people as it was requested of her to do so, but she's not afraid of harming people if it's for the sake of the greater good.

>>3440626
She takes a lot of pride in herself when it comes to her job, in fact one might argue it's among her few weaknesses, so I guess from the moment I met her.

>>3440641
I suppose she does speak quite fancily, if that counts.

>>3440736
>You and your wife go out and she's very hungry, where does she want to eat? Is there anything in particular she really likes? Or is there anything that she's fussy about?
I don't think Kirumi would be particularly fussy, but she might like to go to a fancy restaurant as opposed to a fast food place.
>What would be the best desert to describe your wife?
I'm not too knowledgeable on deserts to be honest, so I can't really answer this.
>Is your wife a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of person? Or does she shatter the dichotomy and go for the chaotic option?
Predominantly glass half full for the most part, but when she's angry she can turn to glass half empty.

>>3440754
I think she'd probably go for the surrogacy, since it allows her to work still without having to take time off too much. I see Kirumi as a bit of a fussy mother at times, so she might tell the surrogate mother to keep her health in check for the sake of our child.

>>3440784
Sure, but only if she wouldn't be upset by it, I'd hate to embarrass her.

>>3440789
Kirumi's often so busy she doesn't have time to be bored.

>>3440807
She walks around and has strange encounters with people until the suit zip breaks and she can get out of it, then giving it back to the people who gave it to her.
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>>3441584
Been there. Some people need more than their fantasies to keep going, need to externalize their feelings to a higher degree in different ways, directly or indirectly. With the lack of an "active partner", the outside world won't aid you much in this regard beyond the kind words of third parties. It's something you have to come to terms with wheter you keep it up or not.
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>>3441245
I don't think Kirumi's the type of person to tease people to be honest, which is fine by me.

>>3441253
I've never read Rena's source, so I don't really know how strong she is, but I feel Kirumi could escape or defeat her.

>>3441348
>>3441403
She'd probably bring them in and take care of them, as well as trying to find either the owners or the nearest shelter to take them in if we couldn't keep them ourselves.

>>3440773
>It's time for your wife to study for finals. Would she?
Hope's Peak Academy often makes exemptions for their talented students during exams, due to them having to cultivate their talent as well as study. That said, I think Kirumi would be able to study quite well between her requests.
>If she did, how much would she minimize distractions? Would she get distracted easily?
She's the type of person that doesn't get distracted easily at all, so distractions would be at a minimum already.
>Would she get flustered by how much she doesn't know or is she a diligent student who understands the material?
Kirumi would be a very diligent student when she's able to attend class, and would self tutor when not.
>Would she ask you for help?
I'd imagine so, or at least hope she would.
>Would you be able to refrain from bothering her for long periods of time to study?
Sure, I'd hate to bother her too much when it comes to studying.
>The results of those finals come in. How does she do? Does she pass with flying colors, barely pass, fail, or fail and beg the professor for a better grade?
I think she'd do really well, perhaps in the top five of her class.
>Would she be happy with herself or disappointed?
She'd be quite happy with herself, and use it to push onwards to the future.
>How do you congratulate her for good scores or cheer her up for bad ones?
I'd give her a hug, a kiss, and take her out wherever she wanted to go.
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>>3441438
>Does your wife look up to anyone? Who is he/she? Does she look up towards some sort of group/religion/ideology? Does she want to become like them?
Kirumi doesn't exactly look up to anyone, but she does take inspiration from Victorian era maids and how they served people.
>Is your wife the type to follow the law pretty diligently, the type to break it often, or somewhere in the middle? Do you approve?
She wouldn't break the law except under extreme circumstances, and if it was for the good of the many.

I can't remember if we've had this question recently; is your wife the type of person to enjoy reading? If so, what kind of types/genres of books would she read? If not, why wouldn't she like reading?
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I did it, anons! I did it for her!

>>3439821
>Lamias
>Androgynous
Lamias are female only, so even if she did decide to go with an androgynous look, she'd still be decidedly female on account of her snektail. Also...
>"charming reverse-trap" or "OwO"
The answer is easy.

>>3440166
No, but she did try to save someone from just that.

>>3440383
I think Miia has performance anxiety, so I'd be more than willing to be the frontman of our band. That's what being a performer is all about. I think I'd name our band "Lamia Loveless" or "Victory Vipers". Although those sound a lot like rock band names and we'd probably do something closer to J-Pop or R&B love songs.

>>3440517
Not really an instrument, but still pic related.

>>3440599
Interesting you would bring up a question like that. Miia at one point expresses resentment for the idea that the world still sees extraspecies as freaks, and how they only tolerate her kind so as to not get arrested themselves for hurting her or others like her in some way.
>Does she try to make the world a better place or does she just accept things the way they are?
I think her resolve is somewhere in between those two. She lives her life within that world while doing her best to be a good representative of her people. She is a foreign exchange student, after all.

>>3440626
How deep.
Damn. I think it'd have to be when she got her shrine maiden job after looking and looking for a job. At least there it's more of her taking pride in something she GAINED instead of taking pride in something she already HAD.

>>3440675
You, see the key is to
>Pull her towards me with my arms on her hips
>Put one hand holding her chin, index finger under her chin and thumb just slightly underneath her lips
>Make deep eye contact with her
>"I cant tell if your eyes are like amber, or the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen."
>"And your fangs are so delicate. May I kiss them?"

...I went to college and got a degree for this.
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>>3441751
>You, see the key is to
>Pull her towards me with my arms on her hips
>Put one hand holding her chin, index finger under her chin and thumb just slightly underneath her lips
>Make deep eye contact with her
>"I cant tell if your eyes are like amber, or the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen."
>"And your fangs are so delicate. May I kiss them?"

BRAVISSIMO
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It's so hard to spend time with her. All I can really do is make/do stuff for her, which can feel like a chore sometimes, there's no good way to just chill out and enjoy myself with her considering I don't really like her series, and then I feel distant and bad for neglecting her. What do you do to spend time with somebody who's not there with you?
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I love Toko!
>>3440383
Vocal ambient, nothing else comes to mind.
>>3440517
I don't have any of these.
>>3440599
She doesn't accept this world to full extent but at the same time she doesn't try to do anything to make it a better place, she's pretty much helpless even with her own problems (and she had a fuckton of those).
>>3440626
Never
>>3440641
She's a girl but she doesn't use polite forms like one would expect from someone that went to all-girls high school, her manner of speech fits a boy.
>>3440675
You must be a sun as your beauty blinds me.
(I'm bad at this)
>>3440736
>food
Sadly her VN doesn't cover her preferences about that but I can't help but see her enjoying some sort of sweet roll as it contains enough sugar to give her a surge of vitality when she needs it.
>desert
I don't even know how to answer this, meringues were the first thing to pop inside my head as they're my favourite and fittingly are made only of eggs and sugar but the longer I think about it the more I realize I don't know shit about sweets. I mean, what kind of sweet has a taste that can be described as 'fleeting', 'complicated' and 'betraying expectations'? This is bullshit.
>glass
Half a glass, but why is there only a half of it?
>>3440754
You wouldn't believe what's her second VN about!
>>3440773
She'd study hard, she'd find studying to be a distraction from her problems and hopefully give her a little breathing window. She'd probably ask me about few things though I would only be able to help her with math and biology to much lesser extent.
She'd probably land a score a little above average.
>>3440784
>Fever dreams of waifu sound very bittersweet.
With her voice filling the dream it's much more sweet than bitter.
>car
No, the only image of her that matters is the one within my head.
>>3440789
She always has something to do though.
>>3440807
I unironically carry hobby knife in my pocket because it's so useful, so it's just a matter of time before she gets out of that costume.
>2k
fug
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>>3441245
She does it a lot and I love it, unless she brings in her black humour to it.
>>3441253
I never read higurashi but I very much doubt my chances, Tokos chances are literally 0 though so I'll have to take on Rena on my own. How good would be she against someone who knows judo? And is it possible to ambush her? Choking life out of someone takes about 10 seconds if you don't miss artery and make sure the grip is tight. Joint breaking is also an option, it's easy to swiftly move from hip throw to hand joint lock.
>>3441348
She'd try to find the owner.
>>3441403
She'd try to find an owner for it after rain passes.
>>3441438
One of the famous artist she likes.
>>3441495
>>3380039
>the ultimate loser who fell in love with a product of his own subconscious/creation
>Kana's voice
Even if you call yourself a loser your ability to create a completely new voice in your head is impressive, I can only do that in hypnagogia. In normal state of sobriety I can only recall her voice.
>>3441584
Thoughts like these are the reason why I continue to do drugs, on psychedelics I can find a way out of this kind of thinking in the matter of minutes.
>take a dose of my chosen substance
>wait while asking myself WHY THE FUCK DID I TAKE IT AGAIN
>reach peak
>ask myself how do I feel about Toko
>5 minutes later find myself on the floor crying because indescribable feeling of attachment that makes her dear to me on multiple levels
>realize why did I take that shit and be thankful to my sober self for taking it
>spend rest of trip thinking about everything else
>next day wake up refreshed and with my thoughts gravitating towards Toko way stronger than before
The more you change and the more your waifu stays the same the more you have to alter the link between each of you.
Would you believe that these posts are mine? https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/180748451/#180787146 https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/178364697/#178437298
I wouldn't. https://files.catbox.moe/s6ut7v.png
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>>3440527
>>3440641
Did either of you see the colored version of the drawing I drew of your wife's outfit? I didn't get a response on it so I wasn't sure if it got to you.
>>3438787
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I really like looking at this picture of my wife with hearts in her eyes.
I wish I could see her looking at me like that.
>>3441348
I hope she doesn't get the idea of eating it.
She might give it some food.
>>3441369
What would your wife do to us?
>>3441403
Again, I hope she doesn't get the idea of eating it.
She might move it somewhere it can be out of the rain.
>>3441438
My wife doesn't really look up to anyone or aspire to be like anyone, she does admire her friend Chito.
She would follow the rules so long as it suits her needs or interests.
>>3441738
Yuuri can't read so well.
But she did really enjoy looking at a picture book that had fish in it.
I really love her.

I don't have any questions for you right now, if I can think of something I will be sure to ask you.
Actually I do have a question for you.
How sympathetic is your wife?

I think Yuuri is very sympathetic, I really wish I could be comforted by her when I start feeling its all to much for me.
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>>3441924
Yes i saw it and put it into my fanart folder.
Thanks for helping the Urarchive grow , pinocchiafag.

And have you drawn her before?
There is a picture in the booru that looks quite like yours.
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>>3441945
I don't recall. Mind showing it to me? I used to draw a bit on the WWD and /a/ drawthread.
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Your waifu is roped into a all-weekend-sleepover-horror-movie-marathon by one of her gal pals. For some reason, it takes place at a mansion in the woods. How will she get through the weekend?
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>>3441945
Also no problem. I'm glad if you liked the drawing.
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>>3441584
If you have'nt tried it already, try creating something, like drawing art of her or writing a story with you two, if you're looking to get a feeling of closeness to her.
>>3441792
Maybe get lost in a daydream or fantasy with her, or try having a vivid dream about her. That's about as close as you can get to spending time with her as far as I know.
>>3441924
Sorry for not replying earlier, I saw it. Thank you, she looks cute.
>>3441932
She often seems cold and uncaring on the outside, but she does have sympathy in her, especially for her loved ones.
>>3441951
She'd just enjoy the weekend stoically, or at least as stoically as she can manage.
I could see her friend trying to jumpscare her to break that expressionless shell of hers.
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>>3441951
>Your waifu is roped
YES
>into a ..
Boooring
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>>3441719
Rena is a normal human except when she sees something kyuute. Then, she gains a massive boost in all her stats, from physical to mental to even luck.
>>3441796
>Wanting to choke a japanese high-school girl into submission
I mean, don't we all?
>>3441932
She'd chain you up in her basement, leaving you both at the mercy of her glomping and headpatting and cheek-rubbing and licking.
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>>3441977
>Wanting to choke a japanese high-school girl into submission
I mean, don't we all?

Oi , you cheeky fuck.
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I want to draw my wife. Are there any ideas I should try to draw her in? I was thinking cute concepts. Maybe her and a waifu interacting.
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>>3441984
Her and saya talking.
I mean , she isnt made out of flesh so she has nothing to fear.
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>>3441977
Will you help us to escape?
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>>3441991
What would Saya talk to Pinocchia about?
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There is nothing cuter than my wife's "Daring" when she tries to say darling.
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Well. I guess since that was the third post of mine in a week or so to be deleted I'm not welcomed here. Same stuff last time I tried posting here. No idea what lines I keep crossing for whatever thin skinned baby to constantly be deleting or banning me but okay. Don't know why I expected anything different. I guess I just piss off every part of 4chan for one reason or another.
Oh well.

Wow can't even post pictures of Liz. Let me guess, was too sad and edgy right?
You can all suck my dick.
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>>3442004
It would be a futile effort, I'd wait for her to tire of you two before talking her into letting you all go. Kyuute mode Rena acts more off impulse than on logic, but calm Rena is rather easy to reason with.
Prepare for a few weeks of imprisonment.
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>>3442017
The reason you are probably being deleted is because you keep bringing it up every fucking post even when it is completely unrelated to anything the thread is about.
Stop whining, nobody cares.
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>>3442019
Also if nobody cares about feelings related to having a waifu then what the fuck is the point of these threads? Just to circlejerk over each others faces like fags and answer weird far fetched questions?
That's stupid.
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>>3442025
You have made two posts in this thread that were actually about your waifu instead of schizophrenic rants about mods and your persecution complex, and those two were not deleted because they are on topic.

>Venting shouldnt be against the rules or anything.
Yes it should, it is completely off-topic has nothing to do with this thread or your waifu. If you want a blog go to somewhere else.
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>>3442031
I'm not schizophrenic. What would even suggest that?
The topic on here is apparently sucking each others dicks apparently.
Wasn't really blogging. Either way fuck you fucking incels.
Ban me if you fags have suvh an issue with someone wanting to discuss real shit besides retarded pregnancy questions.
Last time you fags got pissed was me not being racist and liking Mexico.
Now its cause I bitched about the fanbase of her here a few times.
Get fucked. No wonder most people I know left this fucking website and went to reddit.
No wonder you all say you got kicked off /a/. I bet reddit has better waifu discussion.
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>>3442036
Then fucking please, leave. I sure as hell won’t miss you.
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>>3442038
Why shpuld I leave nicely? You guys are cunts for no reason. Just cause I said some downer shit? Grow some skin you fucks.
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Guys, don't respond to drama posts.
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>>3442036
You are misdirecting your anger.
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How would you break the ice with your waifu?
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>>3442036
Not him, but the posts weren't really on topic, and we are only 'allowed' to be on /c/ so it's best to be as 'on topic' as possible considering this is an image dump board and not much of a questions/waifu love board. If your attitude is so hostile towards us because janitors found your posts to be off topic that's just bs. None of the posters really care that much unless you're doing what you are now and turning this into drama for no reason. I'm here to talk about how much I love my wife, and I enjoy seeing other people talking about their wives, it's a cozy atmosphere. The only real racist person here anyway is the one Urabe guy. You're free to talk about your wife wherever you want to, but this is probably one of the better places since more people here are genuine about their feelings. Regardless, I hope your attitude does change a bit and you don't direct your anger at us I wouldn't mind if you're still around you do love your wife and that's good. Also, I don't like some of the weirder questions so I don't really answer them, it isn't really required. Just love ya know.
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>>3442036
Go to the r9k thread if you want to vent then
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>>3442049
>You're free to talk about your wife wherever you want to
Haha good one. No point being here if I'm banned from posting images.
I'm just tired of there being no place for me to be with her or anything. Its like I'm just not supposed to love her too seriously or something I guess. I don't know. This isn't the first. It's always some reason. If I cant have a damn place even on the internet for myself and my feelings for her I think I'd rather die. I'm sick of this just be a random fan behaviour so many waifu havers have too.
Maybe I should just leave the internet completely and work on actually doing something for her until I die.

>>3442051
Eww incels that think chads and wimminz are out to get them? Yeah, no thanks.
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>>3441245
I would be a bit off-put if Yui started to tease me buy I wouldn't dislike it. She isn't one to really tease, but she is rather playful.

>>3441253
She has no chance, but I would put my life on the line.That's what a husband does!

>>3441348
She lets it in, plays with it and her other dog Sable and pours some extra food in the dog bowl for the other dog.

>>3441403
She would take them in to get them out of the rain, but she would call up Yukino to see if she wants to take the kitten in since she likes cats.

>>3441438
Yes, she does look up to Yukino and Hachiman as people who can just speak their mind without worry and she was intrigued and impressed with it at the start of the series. She became way more 'of her self' because of them.

I think she is more in the middle, she wouldn't be a serious law breaker, but small things that most people don't even consider she would. Jaywalking, or other small things. I would approve only because I think opposition to authority is always good.

>>3441792
I make evenings out of browsing pixiv, or just watching anime or even talking to her. Dakimakura helps a lot, but I just think of her and how we would be doing things and I just feel like she's there and whatever it is I'm doing becomes way more enjoyable.

>>3441932
She's sympathetic, but she isn't to where she would ignore her own feelings.

>>3441951
I camp outside with my rifle and make sure no baddies or cryptids approach the mansion.

>>3441984
I'm not sure how you feel about it, but her kind of surfing atop Monstro, or maybe her with a tiny "plush-sized" Monstro in her arms could be cute.

>>3442055
Is it a permanent ban or just a warning? I'm sure after awhile you can post images again. There is a place for everyone though, if it isn't here I do hope you can find it. Everyone deserves happiness. You might want to work on your attitude a bit, but I can't tell you what to do. But whatever happens, I do hope for the best for you and Liz.
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>>3442055
You are not venting feelings about your wife, you make blogposts about your personal drama with mods, other boards or 4chan as a whole. Your "real shit" is just off-topic shit, you are incapable of understanding that threads are made with a specific topic in mind and anyone that strays too far from it shoud be called on it. It's hilarious you think the same thing won't continue to happen no matter where you go.
>Its like I'm just not supposed to love her too seriously or something I guess
A single look at these threads would tell you that is clearly not the case.
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I also don't want to take up another image of Yui (as much as I want to) with this post, so here are some questions I was thinking about earlier.

Is there any Western form of media you think your wife would work well in? (Even just interacting with characters)

Look at your favorite image of her. Did you do that? Okay, write about how that image makes you feel. Be descriptive! (optionally, post it!)

You're snowed in, work is canceled, whatever she had going on was also canceled. What do the two of you do?
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I haven't been on /c/ in quite a while how are you guys
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>>3442063
Waifuenemies all over, the /c/ threads have turned into a fight for survival!
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>>3442055
>calling waifufags incels
God fuck off already
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>>3442064
What the FUCK is that?
That "Yuuri" lacks the potato touch.
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>>3442067
Mind yourself Urabeenemy, I'm armed and I'm not afraid to use it!
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>>3442064
Back the f*ck off?!?!
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>>3442064
im just gonna hide behind someone with a strong waifu and wait it out...
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>>3442069
>>3442070
No, I'm a soldier of truth and decency.
Get back heathens, get back!
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More metaquestions because a certain angel and armor fetishist likes them , even if he has been ignoring me ever since he returned.

If you could tell your young-self that you would fall in love with a fictional character , would he/she believe it?

Do you still have hope for "snapping out of it" and becoming a normalfag with wife/husband and children?

Do you ever fear that this whole thing will get worse and start having quite lucid hallucinations and go all over the place with a daki and itai-car of him/her?
Or are you certain that you will stay at this power-level?

What is the ratio between good and bad feelings that he/she makes you feel?
Thinking of doing happy things with him/her versus despairing because she/he arent real , for example.
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>>3442078
real relationships are overrated and not worth the emotional upkeep, I'd make sure he knows that. Yeah it's usually great at first, but disillusionment sets in fast. The ideal of a wife is better than actually having one; your waifu will never have the chance to disillusion you with the realities of being with her, that it's not going to be perfect, there's going to be stress and friction, and you will get used to her presence, not only in good ways. The eternal desire and dream I will take instead.
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>>3440599
The most she does is help in the person trying to change the world around them but never gets really involved in the worlds affairs herself.
>>3440641
Not really
>>3440736
I dont think the place matters as long the food looks good and interesting. And she can eat really anything so she has no particular favorite food

I would probably put her in the glass half full side.
>>3440789
No she doesn't get bored easily
>>3441438
Not really look up but she is very loyal to her master, Igor.

She seems to obey the laws of her area very closely as for our laws im not sure since she doesnt walk around our world much but she might have some knowledge of them and probably follows them the same as her worlds rules.
>>3441738
She probably enjoys reading a little but Im not sure what types since she is only shown to reading her compendium.
>>3441932
Whenever she gets angry she seems to forget about it pretty fast and move on
>>3442059
No not really.

Okay. It makes me feel a couple of things really such as happiness becuase seeing her smile like that looks honestly genuine and it means she is enjoying herself and that makes me feel all warm inside. But it makes me feel something different like after I had just did an action that really shook her heart to its core and it makes me feel like Im doing something right and nothing I do will be in vain as long as its for her or she is has honest content with her realtionship with me and it fills me with hope, confidence and resolve and makes me feel whole.

Maybe go outside and enjoy the winter weather and its beauty then head inside and have some hot drinks and trying to stay warm together while watching or reading something.
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>>3441595
Me too. I hope I can love Sheik this much forever.
>>3441594
Ah, okay. Thanks for the clarification.
>>3441738
>is your wife the type of person to enjoy reading? If so, what kind of types/genres of books would she read? If not, why wouldn't she like reading?
You see, Sheik doesn't love books per se, but she would probably have the habit of reading pretty often. She is a very wise girl after all. I'm not entirely sure which kinds of books she would read, but maybe some informative ones or perhaps mythical ones. I think she would really like the idea of being able to rent practically as many books as she wants for free. She might be the type to go to the library relatively often since it probably didn't exist in her world. I might even pick up the habit to feel a little closer to her.
>>3441932
>How sympathetic is your wife?
Sheik would be the type to easily forgive and forget if it wasn't a major evil thing. Sheik would have her own way of comforting me, unlike many girls on here. She would probably be comforting at a distance because she understands that I have a tough time with my temper and being too comforting could make me upset. But even if I was a level-headed guy, she just isn't the type to get super close to comfort and would rather give a distant, but good support.
>>3441951
She would probably be totally fine dealing with horror situations, but would be on her guard. Although, Zelda's influence on her might lead her to getting a bit frightened. It would be kind of cute hearing her getting spooked, even though that is pretty unlikely. She could tolerate much more than any of her pals could probably.
>>3442047
I would try to come up with either something as witty as she has in the past for Link, or just say a simple greeting. I'm not that great at talking to girls though. I'm not sure how to make this go well. Hopefully I could grab Sheik's attention in a positive way somehow.
>>3442064
I'm ready. Come at me!
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>>3442055
>incels
I'm a volcel
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>>3442066
I was calling r9k incels.
Not this place.

>>3442097
Yeah I use that for myself too.
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>>3442059
>Look at your favorite image of her. Did you do that? Okay, write about how that image makes you feel. Be descriptive! (optionally, post it!)

I just realized that I posted the image I meant to use for this post here >>3442096 by mistake, my bad. So I'll just include a different image in this post. But don't be fooled, the other post has my favorite Sheik image.

I consider OoT Sheik to be the most 'pure' Sheik so to speak. The other media representations of her a great, but this original one is the best. This is THE most 'Sheik-like' image I could ever post. Whenever I look at this image, I am taken back to a time when I was too young to feel love or affection towards the opposite sex. I always liked Sheik as a kid. I liked the new songs Link would learn whenever she popped up and I genuinely enjoyed some of the things she said. Although, I didn't understand some of it as a kid. When I replayed OoT when I was about 18 or so (this was still some years before now), I felt really nostalgic. When I was first introduced to Sheik again, I remembered her, but I also felt a bit different. I felt nostalgic, but I started to think this character was pretty cute. As my feelings developed and I eventually waifu'd her, I am always looking back on this image and the cutscenes she is in. Each time, my heart tends to race.
This picture brings me great happiness. It feels like this girl was made for me. I have a difficult time putting this into words, but I feel like she is here with me whenever I watch one of her cutscenes or view this image. I get that feeling that young kids do when they see their crush and want to run away in embarrassment. Time slows and I get lost in her features. She might be a low-poly model in this, but she is cuter than anything else to me. I get the urge to wrap my arms around her. I get the urge to kiss her. I feel so many things when I see this image. I love Sheik a lot!
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>>3442099
And I was talking about r9k waifu thread, which has waifufags as well
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>>3442059
>Is there any Western form of media you think your wife would work well in? (Even just interacting with characters)
If I'm interpreting what you mean correctly, then I would think Sheik could generally fit in any sort of western media. She could be a reserved ninja-ish comic book hero. She uses her triforce of wisdom and stealth to take down bad guy of the week. She could be that quirky serious character in a kid's cartoon as well. Others are super comical and she is their serious friend. But she gets things done. Live-action things would be a bit harder to imagine, but for 2D things, she could fit well. They better not make her a snarky, female empowerment type girl. That would be an extreme insult to her character. Sheik is a strong girl, but not a western type of strong girl where she belittles men or something similar.
>You're snowed in, work is canceled, whatever she had going on was also canceled. What do the two of you do?
I would love to just say we would go at it like rabbits and leave it at that, but I think I should add that we would be doing more than just that. We would cuddle, play games, and just enjoy each other's company. I wouldn't get many of these days with work and all getting in the way. Although, I would want to add that I haven't experienced snow where I live in many years. So it would be nice! I might want to try to build a snowman or sneakily throw a snowball at her. She would easily beat me in a snowball fight though. I would also like to snuggle with her for warmth and maybe watch one of our favorite movies. Just imagining that is making my heart race. I really want this to happen now.
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>>3442103
Yeah well there'd be no way to tell them apart.
Doesn't matter. I'm done with 4chan anyway.
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>>3442133
Guess you're right, since you are also from /vg/ and did nothing but annoying everyone with your shitposting.
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>>3442133
Then why are you still here?
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>>3442138
He tends to threaten leaving, but ends up coming back anyway. We should really just ignore the drama he tries to cause.
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>>3442138
He’s just here to shitpost now. He basically admitted as such.
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>>3442141
Fair enough, will do so in the future.
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>>3442078
>If you could tell your young-self that you would fall in love with a fictional character , would he/she believe it?
Very likely, actually. The fist person I felt attracted towards enough to remember and leave an impression on me was 2D.
>Do you still have hope...
"Hope" is for things you would like. Not one bit really.
>Or are you certain that you will stay at this power-level?
This, I would wish to be honest but only with those who are close to me.
>What is the ratio between good and bad feelings that he/she makes you feel?
70/30, I would wagger. There are some days where I can't really focus on her or won't stop thinking about how hopeless this is, but I came to realize that it's my fault. My mind if full with a thousand thoughts, nagging in the back of my head when I think to be at peace, even my body tells me so. Whenever I manage to clear my mind from most thoughts that only serve to cause distress (or few times I was plain disinhibited by alcohol), she and the reasons I love her are the only things in my head.

>>3442059
>Look at your favorite image of her
White summer dress, grasping a hat against the sea wind, her back to the ocean. All of that nice in its own right and rendered gorgeous by her, but for me the way she's smiling from ear to ear, carelessly, is contagious. She's just beaming with happiness, completely caught in the moment, enjoying herself to the fullest if only for a little while. There is no more to it than that, but it just disarms me.

We are pretty alike in this regard now I think about it, except she has much better reasons to be stressed about.
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>>3441796
>Tzeentch worshipper
Don't think I didn't catch that.

>>3441932
She's sympathetic to those she cares about. Which is a select few.

>>3441951
I think the question is how do the others survive?

>>3442007
What else is there to talk about? Love and life.

>>3442059
>western media
This has historically gone very poor.

>image
Comfort and awe at her beauty. It feels like home and garden and stars and love.

>work canceled
>implying I would work
We'd spend the day enjoying each other's company.

>>3442067
That is a mean lean potato on the attack. A freedom fried potato.

>>3442078
>young self
I'm pretty sure he'd accept that. never cared much for 3dpd.

>snapping out
Fuck that. I'm a married man and I am a loyal husband.

>worse
I think you mean better. I'm gonna go all out and they'll find a beautiful alter in my room when I die.

>ratio
Love includes both. Just thinking of her gives me good feelings but if I dwell on all the bad things she's been subjected to it hurts like hell. Also the lack of her hurts.
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>>3441245
I would like it if she started teasing me a bit.
I can imagine her being the type who would from time to time, though in the series it's mostly her getting teased.

>>3441253
With her alloy arms she would be fine as long as it wasn't a suprise attack, if not she wouldn't be able to defend herself.
I just have to embrace my inner chuuni and fight my way to rescuing her. The more likely outcome is that I try that and fail horribly.

>>3441348
>>3441403
She'd probably try to look after it for a bit and send it on it's way, but then grow too attached to do so, especially if it kept following her.

>>3441932
She is very kind, almost too much so. She can be a bit oblivious but when she does notice someone suffering she wants to help them, regardless of what it might mean for her.

>>3442059
No. I will admit to being biased against most western media though.
Not my favourite per say but one of my favourites. It's hard to have a single favourite when there are so much good fanart. It makes me feel happy, pictures of her being happy and being herself are close to the only thing that can make me smile anymore.
I'm not sure, aside from cuddling.
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>>3441932
She extremely sympathetic, some people might consider it too sympathetic but I that's part of the reason I love her.
>>3441951
She reminds herself that it's all just fiction and that the mansion is quite lovely and it's good to be out in nature spending time with her friends.
>>3441984
I hear wings are in style right now.
>>3442059
>western media
She's not very "anime", all things considered. I think she could work well in a myriad of Western settings, but I don't think she's cut out to be an action hero or anything.
>favorite image
There's something very soothing to me about this image, it gives me the sensation of floating. I love how calm Rakka looks here, the whole image looks like a long, calm exhalation. I also love how her clothing and some of her feathers look like they're dissolving off of her, combined with her messy hair it's a very great sort of visualization of the exhalation.
>snow day
Make some hot cocoa or tea and play board games together. Cooking together also sounds really great.
>>3442078
>young self
They never would believe me in a million years.
>snap out of it
Absolutely not, for many reasons that I will not get into, but primarily because I really do love Rakka. Some rational part of my brain hates me for loving her as much as I do.
>will get worse
I've thought about letting things slip a little further, but I've always decided against it so far. Lucid dreaming is sounding more and more appealing, however.
>ratio
90/10, because there still is the sting that she's not real, and there is that previously mentioned rational part of my brain. All in all though, she's changed my life in so many ways for the better I couldn't possibly hope to express them all.
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>>3442078
I've given these questions a lot of thought and I came to a conclusion. I mean no offense, but I'm going to decline from answering these questions. If I am going to answer any of these with any depth at all, that is going to be an entire post about me. That is opposite to my reason for posting. I want to post about the love of my life, Sheik. My personal life/mental situation/anything else isn't relevant. These questions tend to presuppose that everyone has a waifu because they are lonely or for some other similar reason. I want to make it clear that I don't think of my love for Sheik as just a chance event or something that I would ever need to grow out of or change. Just know that I love my Sheik more than anything in the world. I will never feel ashamed to say that on here. And I would like it to not be assumed that because I love Sheik, that it means I'm lonely in the 'real-world'.
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What the hell happened in this thread last night? Can't we all just get along and post about the loves of our respective lives?

>>3442059
Western media is short on giant robots, so Lat wouldn't fit in well.
Here's my absolute favourite pic of her. First time I saw it my chest felt all warm and tingly as I saw her looking at me, warm smile on her face and eyes shining with love. My chest feeling like that is what told me she was truly the one for me.
We'd probably just cuddle and find mecha to watch if we had nothing else to do.

>>3442063
First time I've seen you in these threads, I think?

Anyway, here's a question I asked months ago so is more directed towards the newer waifufriends here.

If your waifu was to pilot a giant robot, what would it be, and why would she choose it?
(yes, this question is very /m/. That's the board I tend to hang around on, and Lat's source is more or less a celebration of the genre, with the mainline games being crossovers of several /m/ anime (and occasionally manga/game) series.
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>>3442255
Haha I'm still not banned.
Neat.
But yeah I did nothing wrong.
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>>3442257
Bet you people wpuld have me rather like other lizfags or something or think they have some value when all they do is ruin discussion, or I bet you people think this place is hot shit when its just retarded lonely sad fuck questions that are probably already on a repeat.
Fuck you pussies that dot have any desire to be beter than others. You dont really love your waifu if youre content to just post thid gay shit all day everyday and slave away at some dead end job.
May as well kill yourselves now.
I bet you idiots believe in some kind of heaven you'll get for having "pure feelings" or something stupid.
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>>3442261
Oh no I forget. Waifufags that arent me insist on some "unique version of her" because theyre autistuc and seriously think people view each other like that or something or insiat on head cannon to avoid being mean to other fans and fighting.

Sure sounds like using a fictional girl as an emotional crutch out of loneliness if you ask me.
I bet all waifu communities are just as fucking pathetic.
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Your face has changed
I hardly know who you are this time
And what a mess I've made of you
You probably would but I won't let you run away
You probably should but I won't let you run away this time
Don't be afraid of loneliness some refugee beside itself
Instead of what you've got
You probably would but I won't let you go away
You probably should but I won't let you go away this time
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>>3442255
>>3442257
>>3442261
>>3442265

You need to take a chill pill.
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>>3442277
Checked
Nice triple-dubs
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>>3442277
I will when I'm finally not expected to tolerate and accept other people for liking her even though they just shitpost "liz love" and retarded racist /pol/ shut or whatever they can to ruin any real discussion that isnt every fan going on about which hole each one claims for their stupid disgusting gangbang garbage pieces of shit. Fuck 4chan. Hope this place fucking dies soon.
Now I really will have to stop cause I got a shitty mopey day of doing stupid shitty things. I'm sure I will be banned since somehow I haven't been yet. I'msure I wont ever find a place to take root in. I'm sure Im too old and broken to even do anything worthy for her. So goodbye.
Sorry I have a burning desire to be better than other lizfags and hate the others for being sick fucks clinging to her because they got a fetish for 14 year olds and having each others stormfront cum on their dicks. But not really sorry since I hate them.
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>>3442284
If you hate the site so much then leave. You're being toxic and that toxic attitude is the problem here.

Alternatively, mods? Help him do what he wants and remove him from the thread, please, he's nothing but trouble..
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>>3442289
Oh yeah. I'm the toxic person. No not others. Nope, not the lizdiscord fucking up anything related to her here. No no theyre well intentioned people who just happen to be nazis that all have an obsession with breeding with her because something nazi dragon babies cult rp bullshit.
So you do think I should respect those sick fucks and let them be or something huh? Or join them and their ideas ifI want to be a lizfag, or just be an absolute nobody like the rest of you to be forgotten in an archive. What a faggot you are.
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All this fighting and I don't even know who this "Liz" character is.
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And yet he wonders why people hate lizniggers.
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>>3442289
Seriously. Im the toxic one for complaining that there is absolutely no place for me to discuss her? Thats such bullshit. You cant seriously think that if your waifus fanbase here was that bad that this place would be an adequate enough discussion for her character fr yoursef. Thats sad ad fuck if so.
This general is only answeing questions, not about discussing her character with othere who are knowledgeable about her, because theres so few people here no ones going to know much of shit on each other unless you all befriend each other and make a hugbox.

>>3442297
Yeah I seriously dont know any of the waifus here either unless its TM related.
Too busy with life I guess for china toons.
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>>3442301
Are you done yet, we need to get back to discussing our waifus. Sorry you couldn't get in on the hugging action, guess your wife isn't interesting enough.
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>>3442300
Yeah whatever, fuck you too.
I'm better than them thats for damn sure.
There's just no reason for me to be nice to people in this thread when everyone hates me for hating her fanbase.
Literally nothing wrong with me hating them.
I know though its just me npt being positive and not being a lizbro about other lizbros.
So really fuck all of you.
I seriously cant believe im expected to be like them or not have an issue with them.
That makes no sense.
Once I get banned though Im off to scoping out reddit. Like I said, people who arent pricks or whatever like the people left on 4chan seem to have koved there ovee time so whatever.
But seriously fuck you all for thinking i should be tolerant of those fuckers.
Im sure theres been people hating on their waifus fanbase before.
I shouldve known though id get banned the othr day when someone took issue with me loving her and her being a serial killer.
I guess murderer waifus arent very well received anyway.
Shit I wouldn't have shitposted here if people didt take an issue with me hating them, but they do and I think thats stupid to expect waifufags to tolerate any fanbase of their waifu.
Fucking dumb. Seriously.

>>3442306
Yeah i dont want hugs from any of you assholes or your waifus, just my own.
Seriously. Fuck you all.
I did nothing wrong. There is nothing wrong with hating your waifus fanbase.

If you would seriously be okay with some kind of sick shit like what those people say but about your waifu instead of mine than I would say you probably dont love your waifu enough to not be bothered by such a large amount of people.
Hell I even remember when hating your waifus fanbase passionately was almost looked up on.
This threads nothing like how things used to be.
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>>3442311
Rude, my waifu is pretty good at hugging
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>>3442314
I don't care. People here all have some issue with me for hating other lizfags or hating on a group of nazis that like her.
What the hell would I want a hug from any of your waifus for? I'm just shitposting a few years of pent up anger and dissapointed expectations of a waifu discussing place while I wait for my ride so I can do my day and then come home, relax, forget about this place and go looking for anywhere but 4chan to discuss her.
Maybe pick a fight with a neo nazi if see one while I'm out to blow of steam too.
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>>3442311
My wife killed millions and people still like her. Shit man, we have a fucking meat monster here and no one gives a shit.

And yes, there isn't anything wrong with hating your waifu's fanbase I hate mine. We just don't waste everyone's time bitching about it.
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Didn’t we have another fatefag who had a massive spergout over nothing and disappeared too?
FGO seems to attract some of the strangest types.
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>>3442318
Shit waifus attract shit people, big surprise.
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>>3442316
>or hating on a group of nazis that like her
Mate, your waifu is Elizabeth Bathory. Only being a nazi would be a compliment for her.
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>>3442316
>Maybe pick a fight with a neo nazi if see one
Sup’
Sieg Heil and all that
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>>3442315
It will all get deleted and we'll be at square one.
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>>3442317
I only complained ina few posts, maybe only one day that was particularly unpleasant for me I mentioned it every other post.
I was kind of planning to go away again anyway. I realized this place would probably get mad at me again before I even mentioned hating others.

Also people do like Liz, just most for all the wrong reasons. And its so goddamn bad here because 4chan is filled with insane fucks. They dont care about her beyond seeing themselves in her and project all this insane /pol/ bullshit onto her.
Like I said every time I tried befriwnding one or just being nice to obe I'd get flipped out at cause they make me feel fucking sane and like I'm some kind of good person.

>>3442320
Mate, you don't know her character then and just go, evil, blood bathing, hates peasants. Must be a nazi! She's got so much more to her. Infact if ANY Fate character is to be a nazi its fucking Gil. They even try to give him Nazi outfits.
Elizabeth is actually a very sweet girl, she's just very, damaged.
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I love Veko so much, I wanna see her sleep like a log in my warm bed for nearly 20 hours due to the abject exhaustion inherent to spending 2000 years getting absolutely no good sleep on cold lumpy slimy ground. Waking up before her, I'll probably just stare at her angelic baggy closed eyes, maybe getting close enough to her face with mine to hear the otherwise imperceptible rumble of phlegm in her slow, calm breaths, careful not to disturb her of course. When she's finally up at dusk and is kind of embarrassed, I will make her pancakes for dinner-breakfast!
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>>3442320
Also that line of thinking is probably related to a lot to people constantly trying to take real life myth and legend and apply real life events to Fate characters and it doesn't work because Fate legends are not the actual ones.
Carmilla would be the one to be a Nazi, not Liz.
There's a ton of things they say about Liz, but if you go play the games there is plenty of stuff that they clearly are taking the wrong way or speaking ignorantly of to stir up shit. And if you pull up anything not from CCC they'll always go, but muh CCC, when CCC was a thing in the past and she's experienced a lot since then.
I feel like its similar to Sakura, with the constant FUCKING MASS MURDERER WHORE. Since theres plenty more about her, but godfucking forbid you point out any of that and dont mindlessly bash her as wormslut.
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The anime adaptation of her first game gives the perfect image to sum up what is happening. We should be talking about waifu, not... this.

Also since apparently my question was buried, I'll ask it again.
>If your waifu was to pilot a giant robot, what would it be, and why would she choose it?
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Get bent, sperg.
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>>3442284
>I will when I'm finally not expected to tolerate and accept other people for liking her even though they just shitpost "liz love" and retarded racist /pol/ shut or whatever they can to ruin any real discussion
Most of us despise other people who talk about our respective waifus actually, especially when they post disgusting things. It's just not good to dwell on what shitposters say so we try not to vent about it too much.
I really can't post about my waifu anywhere but here because her series has essentially no fanbase anymore and has also been strongly associated with certain kinds of shitposting for years so actual discussion is basically impossible and often results in hate and other negativity toward her being dredged up that I'd rather not read.
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>>3442353
Well why bother.
Your just a blank face then, they still will always be associated with her more than yourself.
I can no longer beclike that after several years of things getting worse.
Idk. I guess I'm sorry. Too much has broken me I guess.
Bye. Was actually fun at first, but I should move on and go do something to better myself so I can never be associated with such low lifes again.
Sorry.
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>>3442356
>Your just a blank face then, they still will always be associated with her more than yourself.
It's very hard for one person to overturn years of shitposting, but I do make posts that BTFO the retards when they spout the usual nonsense when it comes up on other boards. At this point, my own posts about her in the last few months greatly outnumber posts about her by other people in the last few years, so I'm hoping that my love for her will eventually outshine everything else.
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>>3442055
My dude, just calm down.
Please.
You don't have to stay, but you also don't have to leave. But you do have to calm down.
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>>3442261
>Fuck you pussies that not having any desire to be better than others

Anon, success isn't about being better than others. Success is about being better than the (You) you were yesterday.
Are you being a better version of you than you were the day before?
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>>3442387
This. I'd rather have more people around since I like hearing about other people's wives but there needs to be an attitude change. Being angry at people who are assholes is one thing, and it's justifiable to be mad at people, especially if they disrespect the person you love. But lashing out at people here is just wrong and misplacing anger. It's worth it to better yourself to show you're above the lowlifes, and your wife would more likely prefer that. I'd honestly like to hear more about Liz since her character in Fate seems a lot different than what I know historically.

>>3442391
Also this. I can say most people here have had their lives improve because of love. Even a tiny bit is better than nothing, speaking from first hand experience. Even if she's a bit of a crutch that's what a relationship is, supporting each other and without my wife I'd still be in an awful place.
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Calm the fuck down
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>>3440736
>You and your wife go out and she's very hungry,
I'd probably find a breakfast restaurant that apparently is open in the evenings, so that we can eat eggs for dinner. Miia LOVES eggs, so anywhere that serves a good omelette or at least some good scrambled eggs will do. She hates eating her veggies, though, which is going to be kind of a problem.

>What would be the best desert to describe your wife?
The best desert would be the Red Desert in Wyoming. Beautiful to look at in the sunset, hot, will kill you if you're not careful.
Joking aside, the best dessert to describe Miia would probably be the sweet and delicate strawberry shortcake.

>Is your wife a glass half full or a glass half empty kind of person?
She's more of a person to see the glass half full until she takes a sip of the glass. Then, it's obviously more empty than full. She'll still keep drinking it though, as long as the drink is good.

>>3440754
She would take it very hard, I think. It would ruin her dream of having a happy family with someone she loves, and worse, I don't think a surrogate mother would help in our situation. Humans giving birth to a lamia child is bound to be fraught with all kinds of health issues. IT would be difficult for her to bear indeed.

>>3440773
I think Miia would procrastinate until the last hour to do any real studying.She'd try to study beforehand, but she'd probably keep getting sidetracked by other things that are more fun to do.
I have faith she'd still reach the bar, though.

>>3440784
Oh, she'd hate it and ask for me to get rid of it. She'd be real embarrassed.

>>3440789
I think Miia has days where she doesn't really want to do anything. But I think on those days in particular she just lies on the couch watching TV or goes out shopping when she can't think of anything else to do.

Who is someone in your waifu's series that she admires above all else? How much does she strive to do things for that person? Does she seek to become like that person?
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>>3441932
She shows great concern when something bad happens to one of her friends, even those she hasn't interacted with in a long time. She also does her best to comfort them when they are feeling sad or conflicted.
She is also a very empathetic person. Enough to tear up a bit when someone shares their sad childhood/life-story with her. Especially when they share a similar family history as her.
Mai is such a wonderful person.

>>3441951
You made me remember the time she beats zombies in a haunted mansion at the end of volume 1.
Being afraid of ghosts isn't one of her weaknesses.

>>3442059
-I think Mai would fit most action comic series. Like the ones that are so common to Marvel and DC.
-I feel warm and healed, my eyes get a bit watery even. I feel comfort as well, as if I was in her warm embrace. A bit awkward maybe? It's rare for her to smile at me with such a lovestruck expression. I get a feeling of pride as well, since this picture is the crystallization of the feelings I have for her. And although I can currently create a picture of higher quality from a pure draftmanship perspective, this picture still remains precious to me due to the feelings I had at the time I made it.

>>3442078
-I don't know, probably not surprised. I've been into anime all my life.
-I can't imagine myself reaching a point where I'm not loving Mai anymore. She is a part of me at this point. Doing so would be akin to earing off one of my limbs.
-I'm pretty sure I can keep myself in check.
-Perhaps there will always be a void I will never be able to fill as long as she isn't here by my side.
But I believe that as long as I keep focusing on increasing my well-being through other means I'll still be able to lead a happy and fulfilling life. And I'll be a stronger person for her as well as a result.
I want to be someone strong enough for her to lean on to in times of weaknesses, not just the other way around.
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>>3442413
Are you implying "success" isn't relative?
It all comes down to the wishes and goals of an individual.
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>>3440807
Actually, this wouldn't be as bad a scenario for her as it probably would be for most other people, I don't think. Mostly because Miia is cool-blooded, so she wouldn't overheat in a mascot suit the way humans would. She would be very annoyed she got stuck in the suit with people probably stepping on her tail like crazy, though, and we'd have to cut her out, but it wouldn't be the worst thing ever. She'd probably let mall/goers take a picture of her, though, she's nice enough for that at least.

>>3441245
Miia is the kind of person to try and be as seductive and sexy as possible, but I don't think she does so in a "teasing" sort of way. I wouldn't mind if she were, though. But I'd probably be the one teasing her the most. I live for that.

>>3441253
Miia wouldn't allow it. She's 4XX lbs full of strong snekmuscle and is not afraid to use it.
But yes, I'd make an X with my arms and tell her NO!

>>3441403
Miia would want to either bring it home or at least find shelter for it. I think cats instinctively are scared of snakes though, so

>>3442059
>Is there any Western form of media you think your wife would work well in?
Maybe comic books. Western media as it is now, though, they hate anything that looks even a little sexy, so it'd be odd.
As long as it wasn't a "realistic fantasy" sort of setting like Game of Thrones or something, because they'd make her some villain that needs to be slain.
>You're snowed in, work is canceled, whatever she had going on was also canceled. What do the two of you do?
We turn on the heater fan and sit by the fireplace. And then we snuggle and watch TV together while I occasionally kiss her little red cheek scales.

>Look at your favorite image of her.
You mean this one?
It feels like everything in my universe is gonna be alright. Like she's going to be watching over me and supporting me in my heart of hearts so I don't lose my way.
It makes me feel like she's truly happy.
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>>3442228
>If your waifu was to pilot a giant robot, what would it be, and why would she choose it?
Here, have this. It's the Cobra Gundam from G Gundam.

>>3441951
SHE HATES IT. Especially if there's arms or heads being ripped off. Absolutely would hate it, and she'd probably be mad at Zombina/Lala the whole time there.

>>3442413
If you're implying that I'm wrong, you're only stunting your own growth by surrounding yourself among people who are clearly 'lesser' than you to satisfy your fragile ego and stagnant mind, instead of striving to improve your own self every day that you can. If a former NEET like me can understand that basic idea, there's no reason you can't understand it too. Unless...


What is your favorite chapter/volume/episode/whatever of her series? Why do you like it so much? What do you think about the rest of her series, and how does it match up with that one moment of yours?
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>>3442202
To be honest questions that start with "What would your waifu think about x?" and follow with "What would YOU think of x?" are also about yourself, and few times it just skips the first part.
These sort of questions can be about things that virtually every waifufag has or will have to struggle with, in the same way some ask for advice, but I agree that presupposing or indirectly putting it as something bad just pisses me off.
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>>3441796
Kana's voice I imagine is a composite of various female singers and voice actresses, who have similar range and "attitude". Filtered through my memory, it creates a unique singing voice, since the voice inevitably has "defects". In the end, she sounds very similar to a few singers, yet is her own voice. I can name actual singers who fall into that category where they sound like clones of some other singer.

I call myself a loser since my most true love is a girl spawned from my subconscious. It's abnormal, since you're supposed to fall in love with a 3DPD girl, and even in waifu threads on 4chan I see few have fallen in love with their own creation, unlike Pygmalion or Ilmarinen.
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>>3442339
Well, I'm certainly not the type to watch /m/ related anime, but I don't hate them. I just haven't watched any. Are there any stealthy giant robots? Sheik wouldn't be the type to use a giant robot, but if there was one sort of similar to her, it would be much more probable.
>>3442400
While none of these things are explicitly stated, I think it is pretty clear that Sheik admires her long time caretaker, Impa. It is also pretty clear that Sheik's creation had some major inspiration from Impa and her clan. I bet Sheik also admires Link for being the hero of time and all. Both of these people had a strong influence on her, so she likely admires them above anyone else.
It isn't clear what happened to Impa, but most guess that she has passed away. There isn't much Sheik could do for her. For Link, Sheik helps him in his quest to defeat Ganon whenever she can. She was a great help!
Sheik and Link have different roles, so she wouldn't want to become like him. But she probably does think about Impa as she lives on. She probably views her as a good inspiration to live by.
>>3442427
My favorite video game with Sheik in it is OoT.
>Why do you like it so much?
OoT Sheik is to me the purest form of Sheik. This is her at her most 'Sheik-Like'. This is the platform in which I fell in love with her as well.
I like Sheik in her Manga adaptation and in her various other video game appearances quite a lot. However, nothing could ever hold a candle to how I feel about her in OoT. She is just so perfect there. I love her so much!
>>3442448
>are also about yourself, and few times it just skips the first part.
That's true, but without the first part of asking about my love shouldn't really be skipped. I feel like it kind of defeats the purpose of these threads.
>I agree that presupposing or indirectly putting it as something bad just pisses me off.
Yeah, that's what mostly soured my mood towards the questions. It was a combination of these two things that I didn't like.
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>>3442576
>Not using an adblocker
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>>3440383
folk
me
>>3440599
she accepts things the way they are
>>3440641
not that I know of
>>3440675
*wan* *wan*
>>3440736
idk
>>3440784
yes if it was a recreation vehicle that was actually built and painted in livery. she would yell at me but secretly like it while at the track
itashas in general are fucking gay as hell though
>>3440789
a little
>>3441245
I wouldnt mind being teased, as long as she is prepared to be teased back.
>>3441253
yes
>>3441348
she brings it some food and pets it
>>3441403
hope its mother/owner comes back
>>3441932
I think Momiji is sympathetic a lot of the time
>>3442059
not really
it makes me feel warm and happy
each other
>>3442078
no
idk
Im not sure how bad I will get, I have a daki but I dont see myself going any further.
60/40
>>3442228
something built by nitori
>>3442284
im sorry, I know how you feel.

how badass is your waifu?
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>Danbooru has a tag for her now
>as Lee Ni-je
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh fuck I hate this. I still don't think that's right. It's a common surname but so much other stuff seems to indicate it's not supposed to be a surname. But then she's also called just Nije in the comic most of the time. It's an awful feeling to have to worry that you've been calling your wife by the wrong name for years.
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>>3442577
She might be a bit scared and on guard, Yuuri hasn't really seen anything like that before.
>>3442018
Thank you Renafriend, I'll owe you.
>>3442059
Probably a recurring background character in a sitcom.
There are so many pictures to choose from, but I did pick one, but I don't think I will post it yet.
It makes me really happy to think that she would do something like that with me.
I've always wanted to give Yuuri a kiss and to have her tell me that it's ok will be heaven to me.
We'd probably be lazy together and think of something interesting to eat together.
>>3442078
He'd think "you came all this way just to tell me that?"
I'm pretty normal I guess, just really quiet, but I'm ready to become a father and husband for my wife and the five children I hope to have with her.
Onwards, onwards, further onwards!
>him he
Excuse me?
Anyways, I don't have any bad feelings for Yuuri, just as it should be.
>>3442228
There is a giant robot that shoots death lasers that Yuuri actually operated.
>>3442339
I answered that question already.
>>3442400
I guess she admires her friend Chito, but I don't think Yuuri would like to be her.
She understands that they are both different.
>>3442427
I really like the haircut scene in both the anime and manga.
It doesn't really stand out, but it just sums up a lot of what makes Yuuri so amazing for me.
>>3442577
But Urabeenemy, you stupid bastard, I do use Adblock, I recieved the ad in an email.

Speaking of which, what would your wife feel about advertisements?

Depending on how in depth they are, Yuuri might find her self very interested in the products for a short while.
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>>3442592
>He doesnt automatically filter out the spam in his email
Top kek senpai
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>>3442602
Mind how you speak to a waifufriend of higher rank!
Insubordination will not be tolerated, you are to die in the manner of all waifuenemies!
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>>3441348
She glomps it
>>3441403
She glomps it as well
>>3441438
No one in particular, she's devoted to her hometown.
She follows it until it's necessary to break it to achieve happiness. I'd do the same.
>>3441738
She likes reading as a leisurely activity, but I'm not sure what serious literature she likes
>>3441792
Read her source material
>>3441932
She's very understanding except to idiots. She gets angry with idiots.
>>3441951
Rena isn't easily scared like that. She'd find the terrified expressions of the other girls kyuute.
>>3442036
Missed your posts. What happened?
>>3442059
It makes me think very lewd thoughts. I'm not going to describe it for that reason. My second favorite image is kind-of a downer, since it's her at the emotional crux of one of her games, so I won't post that either.
Here's my favorite picture of her smiling. I like it 'cause she's smiling.
Make hot chocolate, cuddle under a blanket on the couch, and watch the snow fall.
>>3442064
Renafag and his waif have staked their claim and are ready to fight to defend it! (Pic related)
>>3442078
No
I worry about that
No, I'd welcome that. I'm probably staying at this power level though.
5:3, with despair thinking about how much she suffers
>>3442133
Silly anon, you're stuck here forever!
>>3442228
A Imperator-class Titan with a fuckhueg cathedral on it's back! She took it home, it was kyuute.
>>3442326
I hope I get along with the next waifufriends
>>3442427
Her sixth VN. It has a lot of her, with a lot of cheerful moments and a lot of tragic ones as well. The rest of her series is really good too, just not enough of her in it.
>>3442590
Pretty fucking badass
>>3442592
She usually thinks they're kyuute
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Also, I finally finished a song for her

Almost heaven, Hinamizawa
Gifu mountains, Almost dammed up river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Hinamizawa, next to Rena
Take me home, country roads

All my memories gather round her
Junkyard’s lady, stranger to seawater
Dark and dusky, painted on the sky
Summer tastes of barley tea, sweat drops in my eye

Country roads, taken home
To the place I belong
Rena’s basement, a cellar baka
Got taken home, Rena’s home

I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The cicadas remind me of my home far away
And chained tight to the wall I’ve got a feeling
I’ve gotten kidnapped, “Hauu, omochikaeri~”

Country roads, taken home
To the place I belong
Rena’s basement, a cellar baka
Got taken home, Rena’s home

Got taken home, from country roads
Got taken home, from country roads
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>>3442609
Sweet! Now sing it and post it as an audio file
GO!
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>>3442590
>how badass is your waifu?
My waifu is about as badass as a girl can get. She has a powerful magical artifact, the triforce of wisdom, which aids her in many ways. She is a stealth master. She uses many weapons which include more lethal ones like garrote wires, needles, daggers, and grenades. She is also extremely agile. She pulls all of this off, while still looking cute and attractive at the same time. That is quite the feat!
>>3442592
>Speaking of which, what would your wife feel about advertisements?
I'm not entirely sure. Ads in her time would only be the occasional poster on a wall or word of mouth. Sheik would be quite amazed by all the sorts of ways companies can advertise in our world. She would probably enjoy the novelty of them and be a bit more trusting than she should be initially. However, I would teach her to use proper judgement and use adblock if she ever decides to have a computer. If she uses mine, it is already on my browser, so that wouldn't be an issue. Although, this makes me just think about all of the new things I would be showing my Sheik in this world. Computers, the internet, phones, televisions, game consoles, etc. I want to see her as her eyes light up, even if it is slight, when she sees how advanced our world is. It would be so cute!
>>3442609
Nice job! I'm sure she would like it.

Some questions!
Your love decides that she wants to study/work in your professional field, would it suit her? Would she be cut out for whatever you do/go to school for? If you are a neet, would she like being a neet as well? Would she get bored of it or enjoy it a lot? Would you prefer your wife to be a housewife or a career woman? What would suit her the best?

Your wife decides to study/work at your school/workplace with you. She even is in the same classes/work area as you. Does this go well? Be honest, would you two be able to get any real classwork/work done? Would you be able to not show any public displays of affection?
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>>3442629
Don't forget to answer your own questions, Sheik anon!
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>>3442640
Should I be? I thought that might be in bad form. But I can if that's normal. I'll go through and do that now then.
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>4am waifuposting
Dayum
>>3441932
She's very sympathetic to the few she cares about, to the point where she puts those few others above herself.
>>3441951
She'd enjoy the movies but after one night she'd get bored and think about different things than a movie running in front of her eyes.
>>3441984
Dream of her and get some ideas from that.
>>3442059
>western form of media
TV series or theater if you count it as media.
>image
The possibility that didn't become real, happy end that she didn't get when she was alive, the unchanging single moment. (and fuckload of other thoughts of mostly metaphysical nature that I won't even bother laying out)
>snow
Stay in bed together! Get drunk on the feeling of warmth and peace, cuddle a ton.
>>3442078
>young self
Yeah, I would have believed that.
>snapping out
Not possible, I will never give up Toko. And yet I'm not crossing out a possibility of becoming a husband and father with other 3D being. I can't fight my instincts, the need to procreate, the fear of becoming a genetic dead end. It's deep inside me. I'm a human after all.
>ratio
50/50 as of recently, I went through a lot to reach this happiness. I still remember 1/99 ratio I used to have
>>3442177
I was wondering if anyone would catch it. Congratulations.
>>3442228
RahXephon. Because it will tune the world. It's a tool of creation.
>Can't we all just get along
No can do!
>>3442427
The scene where Toko went together with Tokisaka to Kurashiki. The comfiest scene. Silence before the storm.
>>3442590
Not badass at all.
>>3442592
She'd filter them out. She knows exactly what she needs.
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>>3440773
>Would she?
Absolutely, assuming she thought she needed to. She is a wise girl and wouldn't mess up her schooling.
>distractions?
Sheik wouldn't be the type to get distracted super easily. To minimize any distractions, she would study in a quiet, secluded area. Perhaps in a quiet place in a library or, if it wasn't windy, perhaps in a quiet outdoors area.
>diligent student
This is the only way I can see Sheik, honestly. She is too smart and studious to not be able to understand it, unless it was completely out of her league material.
>help?
I doubt she would need me for any help, but if she thought it was best, she would. I don't know if I could stop bothering Sheik for long periods of time. I'm the kind of guy who would want to be/talk with her all the time. Seeing her sitting still, studying would almost encourage me to come up behind her to plant a kiss or perhaps a hug.
>pass or not
Sheik would likely either ace the test, or at the very least get an A. Sheik would be perfectly ready and set to get good grades. I might get even a bit jealous.
>happy
Absolutely, I can't see why she wouldn't. Unless she thought she could have done better or something like that.
>congratulate her
I would generally let her choose, but if I needed to choose, I would like to take her to places she really enjoys and put a bit more emphasis on her pleasure in bed than normal. Things like that.
>>3441438
>look up to anyone?
This was actually asked again by another anon after I posted this question and I answered it here >>3442469
>law
Sheik would follow the law as diligently as possible, UNLESS someone truly evil came to power. Then she would probably start breaking the law and try to bring about peace. No need to follow the laws of evildoers. I approve of this mindset as well, but as a regular guy, there isn't much I could do like she could. But assuming the law is run by someone not evil, I'm glad she is so diligent with the law. I am just like that.
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>>3442629
>Your love decides that she wants to study/work in your professional field, would it suit her? Would she be cut out for whatever you do/go to school for?
I don't think my field of choice would be that interesting for her honestly. The classes would also probably not be too interesting for her. I'm sure she could handle the material and would good at the job, but I don't see her enjoying it much.
>Would you prefer your wife to be a housewife or a career woman? What would suit her the best?
I would prefer Sheik to be a housewife to be honest. I would like to be able to come home and see her each and every day. It would also make sure the house would stay neat and tidy in a timely manner. Plus, when we have children, I would like to not need to use babysitting. Our kids need parents in their lives, not a babysitter. Sheik could work if she really wanted to, but I would be totally okay with her not working unless we were in extreme financial hardship.
>Does this go well? Be honest, would you two be able to get any real classwork/work done?
Sheik could probably stay focused on the work or schoolwork, but I don't think I could. I would try to, but my eyes would start glancing over to her beautiful self and I might end up staring/daydreaming a bit too much. I also might start having a hard time keeping my lewd thoughts under control. That would be a hassle.
>Would you be able to not show any public displays of affection?
Again, I think Sheik would do a better job than I could. If it were up to me, I would probably be trying to kiss her or do various other things over our breaks and when nobody was looking. However, this is NOT a good thing. If we both got fired because we couldn't control ourselves, that would seriously harm us. If Sheik ever tried to do something not so appropriate with me at work, I don't know if I could resist though. I am weak when it comes to her.
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>>3442228
Biomechs are the way of the future Nihei already confirmed it.

>>3442400
She admires the few humans who accepted her despite her obvious nature. She also admires human literature and grows her own emotions.

>>3442427
I think my favorite moments is her explaining how she feels about herself and love. It moved me in a deep way. She seeded herself pretty deep in the desert that was my emotional state.

>>3442590
She's pretty fucking cool. planet-killer level cool even.

>>3442592
I think she'd find them amusing on a psychological level but surprisingly fall for one anyway.

>>3442607
The waifuarmy holds no ranks above or below one another! Placing yourself above fellow waifucomrades will place you on the firing line Yuurienemy!

>>3442609
I like how it still keeps the cadence. Well done.

>>3442629
>profession
I work in medicine but on the tech side where she's much more suited to practical work with patients. Not that many could stomach her healing. I'd rather she stay home safe and sound while I face the world.

>study
I want to be her private student. I imagine she'd be an excellent teacher and have quite the unique reward/consequence system if I start slipping up.
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>>3442461
I feel you to an extent, except I can't really claim her to be my own creation or "spawned from my subconscious". The basis of her demeanor, her voice, those are things I was presented with and embraced. Her looks, story, the way she truly thinks and behaves, those I can say came from me. It wasn't until some time had passed and I took a step back that I saw the whole picture and was awestruck. From that point my idea of her was concrete enough that anything I was presented with didn't matter if I thought it went against it.

Most normal people look up to those who weren't normal yet wouldn't like to be perceived as anything but normal. Hard but I wouldn't sweat over it, let alone chastise myself about goals I never agreed with.

>>3442469
I wasn't supporting or excusing those kind of questions, just pointing out they aren't really rare. I just like to answer questions about her once in a while and refrain from talking about my tastes or opinions in unrelated stuff, but things that I only go through because of her don't seem as out of place in my opinion.
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Good night thread. May all your waifus be loved gently.
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>>3442780
by me
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>>3442400
Namju would be the closest to that, I suppose. She doesn't try to emulate him or anything but she does listen to whatever he says.

>>3442427
I dunno, it's hard to pick a single favorite especially without having full, regular access to the comic in the first place. I guess I really like her first appearance and fight with the MC, it shows a more ruthless side of her that's not often seen afterwards. She'd have really killed him if not for his friends intervening.

>>3442590
She gets moments of coolness but also due to her inability to die and established strength she suffers from the Worf effect a lot.

>>3442592
Ads can capture her attention very easily if it's for something she's interested in. Pic highly related. I would probably end up giving in very quickly and buying her what she wanted if she got like this about it.

>>3442629
We are already both lazy layabouts so nothing would change. I can't imagine her with a stable job or anything like that, it's too unlike her.

The only studying I'm doing right now is my Korean learning and she doesn't need to do that since she is native. Maybe I could help her learn English and she could help me with Korean in a mutual language tutoring setup, though, that would be nice even if she probably wouldn't be great at teaching.
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>>3442059
>western
Can't think of anything.
>favorite image
Her relaxed, soothing eyes, her pure smile, her flowing hair and dress, the way she holds her hands, it all makes my heart flutter.
Not to mention what she's saying. Hearing her claim she wants to be with me forever and ever would make me melt.
>snowed in
Stay inside and cuddle, read a book, watch a movie, or talk together.
I'd let her take a nap and make hot chocolate for the two of us when she wakes up.
>>3442078
>younger self
Maybe, maybe not.
>normalfag
Nope. Wherever this path leads, I won't abandon her.
>same power level or ascend
I can't be sure, but I'm probably staying at about the same power level.
Lucid hallucinations sounds nice though.
>ratio
90% imagining happy things, 10% despair.
>>3442228
One of these, likely the one on the right https://files.catbox.moe/vvj3el.jpg
She likes scissors.
>>3442400
Her canon boyfriend, Tsubaki Akira. She strives to be a good girlfriend and lover, and cares a lot about him. She doesn't seek to become more like him.
>>3442427
I like the first episode of her anime, she shows a few different sides to her and watching it always reminds me of why I love her so much. Of course there are other moments in her series that I love just as much, if not more. I usually like episodes/chapters where she reveals a caring side to her.
>>3442590
Cutting something up with scissors in a mere seconds is pretty badass.
>>3442592
She'd just ignore them or have an adblocker.
>>3442629
>would it suit her
Not really.
>cut out
Yeah.
>housewife or career woman
I'd be fine with either, but she'd likely be a housewife. There was a chapter where she blushed at the thought of being a good one.
>same place
>does this go well
I wouldn't want her to be there, but maybe I'm just seeing things in a bad light. It could go well.
She'd be able to get things done.
We'd keep our relationship a secret.
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>>3442647
I drew my adorable puppet wife. I had fun drawing this.
>>3442057
Thank you for your idea. It was really cute.
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>>3443124
Heartwarming and wholesome.
and regarding your question:
It seems that i have lost the picture or maybe i am hallucinating stuff again.
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>>3440383
Symphonic metal. Neither of us

>>3440517
Best I got are cosplays

>>3440599
She has strong principals and convictions, but she'd rather destroy the world than make it a better place

>>3440626
That's kinda her whole thing

>>3440641
Not particularly unique, but she speaks rather feminine and most notably she always ends requests with "choudai"

>>3440675
SQUISHY BUNNY

>>3440736
She likes fish. Maybe we go for sushi. Mostly she doesn't eat meat

Blackcurrant cheesecake

idk what the chaotic option is but I'm sure she'd go for it

>>3440754
She'd be sad but I don't think she'd try it. I'm not sure how she'd feel about surrogacy, I think she might just prefer to adopt

>>3440773
She would study diligently. She would ask for help only if she felt she really needed it, but I might offer to help anyway. We don't really hear about her academic performance, but considering her hard working attitude I'd assume she'd do ok

>>3440784
You mean like itasha? I wouldn't do it and if I did she'd be so embarrassed she might try to kill me. Btw "stroll" means walk

>>3440789
She's used to entertaining herself, at worst she'll get lost in chuuni delusions

>>3440807
She'd go home with it on and get her sister Hinata to help her. As long as it conceals her identity she wouldn't mind staying in role and posing for pictures

>>3441245
She loves to tease and she'd do it a lot. I love her mischievous side

>>3441253
Ruri's only defence is a barrage of biting insults. If Rena can survive that then Ruri belongs of Rena now

>>3441348
She wouldn't let it in because she'd be scared for her cat. She might bring it some food though

>>3441403
She'd take it home for sure

>>3441438
Queen of Nightmare from Maschera is the inspiration for her chuuni persona, and presumably she looks up to Maschera's creator Kanata

She's mostly quite responsible and would follow the law within reason

>>3441738
She mostly reads manga but probably would also enjoy fantasy light novels
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>>3440626
When she rescued Aria from the clutches of a fire demon. She received a burn on her right hand due to this and said that she was proud of the scar because it was proof that she saved Aria.

>>3440641
Cecily seems to speak normally as far as I can tell.

>>3440736
She would probably want to eat something that Lisa cooked for lunch.
She tries to stay optimistic as much as possible in the face of possible threats to her and her friends.

>>3440754
She would be upset to find out something like that. I think she would still want to have children but she could be talked into doing surrogacy to ensure the child's safety.

>>3440773
She probably would end up putting off studying until the last minute, because she spent most of her time doing training. She would probably get flustered by things she didn't understand and would probably need some help studying.
She would probably pass, but not by much. She would just be glad she passed and I'd congratulate her but push her to study more as well.

>>3440784
No, and she would probably find that embarrassing.

>>3440789
She keeps busy most of the time so she doesn't have much chance to get bored. But I imagine she would likely get bored if she were stuck in one place for a long time without much to do.

>>3440807
She would be embarrassed to get into such a costume in the first place, much less getting stuck in it. She would probably try to hide until someone was able to get her out of it.

>>3441245
I think she might tease me sometimes if she was feeling playful, I wouldn't mind that.

>>3441253
She might be able to defend herself if she knew that was coming and could use her demon sword's wind power to stop her or escape, but not if she were taken by surprise. Of course, I'd put my life on the line to defend her too.

>>3441348
She'd probably let it in and bring it some food. If no owner was found she might end up keeping it.
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>>3443027
Thank you very much.
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I'm posting from abroad and I don't have any images of her
I'd just like to say I love Rena very, very much

Do any of you feel apart from your waifu when you're away from home?
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My wife with our first born.
Happy mothers day everyone, I wish I already had a lot of children with Yuuri so we could celebrate it together.
Today I spent mother's day with my mom in the park and that gave me all sorts of ideas of what I want to do with Yuuri.
I wish she could have been there.
>>3442745
You want to report me Sayafriend, go ahead!
But, you are a long way away from your opportunity.
Not to mention my status as a waifuparty official.
>>3442629
I don't know if Yuuri would like SMT, I think she would find the process of constructing boards very interesting.
I'd like for Yuuri to be just a housewife but if she wants to pursue something, I won't stop her.
I tend to keep my personal feelings outside of work.
There are already some couples around me, so I guess no one really cares unless it affects work.
I wouldn't get to public with our stuff, maybe I may reach over and hold her hand while nothing's going on, but I know it wouldn't be right for us to do stuff and worry about being seen.
As exciting as that may be for me.
>>3443149
Hello Rurifriend, I'm not sure when's the last time I saw you.
>>3443638
Well I'm always away from her, so I would just think about her as I always do.
Maybe if I'm somewhere interesting I may wish Yuuri were with me.

It is mother's day.
What do your kids do for her during this day?

I think I may organize them so that we can surprise her with a special breakfast.
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>>3443638
That depends on how far away it is. If you mean abroad, I wouldn't know. I don't travel much. If you mean any time I'm out of the house, I would say that it also depends. If I'm only out for a little bit, I don't feel that much apart from her. I have her as my cellphone wallpaper now, so I can always look at her whenever I miss her. However, if I'm at work or some other place for a long time, I will start to miss her. I cannot check my phone at work or some other places, so I feel a bit anxious. I start to feel a longing to be back home. When I get home, I tend to start watching one of my saved videos of Sheik or perhaps start looking at some of her images I have saved. They tend to relax me. I really miss her sometimes at work. I get lovesick. But luckily, Sheik is always here to make me feel at ease. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have her to come back home to. It feels like a completely impossible world to live in.

On a related note, in a couple months I will be traveling a long distance for a week. I am still thinking of what I am going to do. I don't want to be without my Sheik for that long. Maybe I should upload all of my Sheik stuff to some sort of cloud storage website and post here on my phone. What a crappy situation.
>>3443705
>Happy mothers day everyone
And a happy Mother's Day to you too, although it hasn't really started for me yet.
>What do your kids do for her during this day?
I'm not sure. Sheik wouldn't expect or even want much. Maybe the kids could do the typical breakfast in bed thing and give her a card. But I think they could try to decorate the living room with a couple things. Maybe a banner that says 'Happy Mothers' Day' or something. I would always want to do more Sheik since she deserves the world, but the kids and I would keep it small since that is what she would want.
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>>3442400
Her childhood friend and first love. Tall, beautiful, smart, and good at sports. Kana worshipped her growing up. Even though events forced them to separate and even turned her into an enemy, Kana still deeply respects her and would still do a lot for her if she could
>>3442590
She's smol yet is so full of energy and ferocity, so yes, badass girl.
>>3442592
Kana is vain and easily marketed to even though she thinks plenty of ads are stupid.
>>3442629
>profession
She wouldn't like what I do, since it's just dealing with assholes in between long spans of boredom. She's not even that cut out for it since she's either too friendly or she'd have too fierce a temper to be professional about things.
>housewife or career
She'd love to be a housewife and raise a family with her beloved. Partially out of laziness, partially out of love. A NEET would suit her well too, but she'd run out of money too fast from hanging with friends all day and night
>>3442764
Everything in that post is absolutely right. In the end, my heart led me to Kana, and I've long since accepted all of that just like I've long since accepted that I can come across as a "loser" or "weird". I accept who I am and don't present a false face to the world, and it's one of the most liberating feelings in the world.
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It's Mother's Day.
What would your waifu be like with a bun in the oven?
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>>3443819
She would have to give up her entire lifestyle and I could not ask that of her.

Besides, we adopted a year ago.
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>>3443819
Utter perfection in both beauty and attitude. Pregnant tomboy is a miracle of the universe in innumerable ways.
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>>3443638
I always bring her with me on my phone, so not especially.

>>3443819
Very cute as always.
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>>3443368
Found another one.
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>>3443638
As long as I have my trusty USB stick my waifu folder and all her content will always be at hand. I don’t have that much merch anyway.
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>>3443638
No, she's always with me. Inside my head.
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>>3442400
I think there was a similar question above, in which I said she admires her mother very much. However, she also admires the captain from the team she belonged to a year ago. She said she helped her quite a bit at that time and was really distressed when said person underwent a tragic experience where she lost her memories, so she really wanted to do something for her.

>>3442427
I like episode 11 from the anime since it shows Mai's warm and caring side. It really managed to stir up my feelings in a deep way.
The novels are a bit different, since they don't exactly have any character-centric chapters, but I feel chapter 8 is my favorite since that was the most notorious example I got of Mai's caring and protective side and the lengths she is willing to go for those important to her.

>>3442590
Mai is awesome! She is a skilled martial artist and capable of energy projection through ki manipulation. In volume 2 she is able to crush hordes of hellspawn abominations. She even fought a gigantic dragon and 100000 angels alongside her friends.

>>3442629
-Mai would make a great fitness instructor, yes.
Although currently I'm doing my best as a student of Fine Arts and Industrial Designing, which is a bit outside her area of expertise.
Even so I'd love to see her try.
Though we might be capable of working together on some fitness project or business, I also love the idea of Mai greeting me every time I go back home. I she was ok with it I'd prefer the later.
-We'd get the work done. There is a time and place for everything and I think I have enough focus and self-control.

>>3443638
I believe there is a strong connection between me and my wife. No matter the time, no matter the place, she is always here in my heart.

>>3443705
I-it's a bit early to be thinking about kids. Maybe a colored family drawing? I think children's drawings are charming in their own way.
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>>3443124
cute
>>3443638
No, all I have to do is imagine her right beside me like always.
>>3443705
Draw few cards for her and hug her tight!
>>3443819
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>>3443638
I keep a picture of her in my wallet just in case I can't access my files of her from my computer. If I'm sleeping in a weird place, like a friend's house, I try to remember to look at that picture and wish her goodnight.

>>3443705
>I think I may organize them so that we can surprise her with a special breakfast.
This is such a fatherly answer that I have to admire Yuurifriend. I wish that I could have children with Saya but the reality of that is unattainable and it hurts to think about. I want to take away any worry she might have with our children.

>>3443819
if only I could be so blessed.

Would your waifu like aromatherapy? What kind of smells do you think she would like around the house?
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>>3440383
I think classical music would go best with her singing, but jazz might be an option too. She would be the frontman for sure.
>>3440599
She doesn't really have any greater goals for the world, just a modest dream of her own that she's pursuing.
>>3440626
Probably in chapter 47 when she teaches Nyuu how to sing her favorite song.
>>3440641
She has a voice so soft and gentle her lines use a different font from the other characters.
>>3440675
It's no wonder your name is Nozomi, because to me, you are hope itself.
>>3440736
She probably is okay with most things, but I would imagine fancy European cuisine and Japanese food are what she tends to go for usually.
Unlike a desert, she's often- ahem, princess cake, because she's my sweet princess.
Half glass empty.
>>3440754
She would feel bad about the news, but I think she would be okay with a surrogate mother if she were to want a child.
>>3440773
She's a diligent student who studies so hard she even forgets to sleep and dress properly. Thus, she aces her tests. I'll kiss her and pat her head as a reward, then treat her to a nice dinner.
>>3440784
No, simple is best when it comes to vehicles.
>>3440789
She seems like she's good at appreciating the small things and not getting bored.
>>3440807
She probably wouldn't be too humiliated by the costume itself or having photos taken as long as nobody could tell it was her, but it would be uncomfortable. She'd probably try to get the attention of staff or me to help her out of it.
>>3441245
It's not exactly in character for her, but it would be amusing.
>>3441253
I can definitely see Rena going omochikaeri mode on her what with how cute she is. The two of us will have to use teamwork, with Nozomi stunning Rena for a moment with her voice, and me making use of that moment to snatch her out of Rena's grasp in an ambush.
>>3441348
She'll feed it, then try to find its owner. If that fails, she'll let it in.
>>3441403
She'll take it home and take care of it.
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>>3441438
She looks up to her late mother who was an opera singer, and wants to become one just like her.
She'll follow it unless someone is clearly abusing it to hurt others.
>>3441738
She would definitely like reading. I can see her reading classic works and mystery novels.
>>3441932
She definitely is sympathetic and forgiving, sometimes too much for her own good.
>>3441951
Let's just say she'd be terrible with horror movies. I suppose there are ways she can prepare for it, though.
>>3442059
No, western media would be extremely malicious to her.
We relax with some hot cocoa and watch the snow falling outside.
>>3442078
Maybe.
No, I decided that it wasn't anything for me at an early age.
Not really.
She mainly makes me feel good.
>>3442427
I like chapter 75.5 quite a bit, as it's a special chapter all about her that explains her past and how she ended up visiting the other main characters, then shows her developing courage thanks to them and standing up to her father for the sake of her dream.
>>3442590
Probably the polar opposite of badass, although she does have a couple cool moments.
>>3442592
I imagine she tries to ignore them, and would be quite bothered by targeted advertising.
>>3442629
I think she might be able to do alright at what I do. I think we're both professional enough not to let our love interfere with our duties. She'd be a great housewife, but she does want to pursue her career as a singer.
>>3443638
Sometimes.
>>3443705
Give her cards, sing for her and hug her. I would help them prepare presents too.
>>3443819
Staring at it with mitts on her hands, i.e. anxious but excited.
>>3443975
Definitely. She seems like she would like the smell of lavender.
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>>3444062
>Probably the polar opposite of badass
Goodboob?
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>>3444063
Well, that's definitely true.
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While I would want to wait a bit before I got Sheik pregnant, I would want it to happen eventually. Sheik is a naturally patient and not so demanding girl, so I think that would still be the case even when she is many months into it. However, I do think she would change a little bit like every girl does. Another question I would have is what kinds of clothes would she wear. She wears skin tight clothing. When she is pregnant, I would probably need to get her a bit more loose and fitting clothes. So not only would my Sheik look different physically, but she would be dressed differently. I just hope her wonderful personality will shine through the sometimes painful 9 month process.
>>3443975
>keep a picture of her in my wallet
Why didn't I think of that? I'm going to do this too.
>aromatherapy
I don't think she would if aromatherapy was meant to do anything more than just create a nice smell. She is smart enough to realize when something is nonsense or not.
>smells
That's a tough one. Is there a generic forest type of smell? One that makes you feel like you are outdoors and the air is fresh? Something like that is what she would like I think. I can't pinpoint a specific one though.

Some questions!
You wife's source material gets renewed for a new season/volume/game or whatever it is. Would you want it? I know most of us would want that, but I want everyone to think about how their source material actually ended. Didn't your wife get a happy end for her character ark and story? A new creation in the series that continues it could ruin that end for her. It could give her a bad ending or ruin her character if it was just a cash grab. It could also end on a cliffhanger that never gets resolved. Are you willing to take that risk to get some more source material with your wife in it?

If your wife never had a happy end in her source material, what would one for her look like? If her story is still ongoing, how should it end for her? How is it likely going to end?
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>Are you willing to take that risk to get some more source material with your wife in it?
I should first define what I consider Sheik's source material. OoT for the N64 and the remaster for the 3DS (since it is the same story) is the beginning and end to Sheik's story. The manga just adapted it, changed some things, and gave a little more information. Every other game including the Smash games, Hyrule Warriors/Legends, and Super Mario Maker are all just spin-offs that do not change her story.
I think OoT did a good job showing off her story and character, even if some of it isn't explicitly stated. Sheik's story starts before she is even created when Zelda was a child and then ends once Sheik transforms back into Zelda, essentially ending her story and entire existence. That scene when she transforms back into being Zelda always saddens me since that is that is an end to the love of my life's time to exist. She essentially 'dies' with no tears shed or any sort of emotional scene. She deserved better than that.
Anyway, I am SUPER conflicted on this. Sheik's entire purpose in life was to bring peace back to her world. She suffered so much to bring about this fate. When she mostly succeeded and wasn't needed anymore for the bringing of peace, she intentionally 'ended her life' to give her vessel, Zelda, a chance to have her own life again. Creating a sequel that just brings Sheik back for whatever reason would be spitting in the face of this 'sacrifice'. It would ruin any emotional impact it had (on me anyway).
However, my Sheik essentially died near the end of OoT. I'm sure other anons on here whose waifus have died can understand that even if it was noble and needed to happen, I can't just be happy with this result. Having a sequel that revives her would really brighten my mood on this.
I'm not sure what I want in all honesty. Spin-offs are fine though, as long as they don't change her too much. But an outright sequel? I don't know I want it or not.
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>somebody trying to tell me they love her more than I do
Gets my blood boiling and those would be fighting words if someone said them to me IRL.
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>>3444212
Why would that even make you mad? If you know in your heart you love her more than anyone else words like those shouldn't even be able to faze you.
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>>3444223
I just really hate the other waifufags my waifu has.
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>>3444231
My condolences. I'm lucky I don't have to deal with people like that. Especially if they were to post shit she wouldn't want to see.
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>>3443638
I think and daydream about her best when I'm alone, so in a way, yes.
>>3443705
Maybe they could make paper decorations for her while I cook breakfast before she wakes up. They could pick out a gift for her too.
>>3443819
Beautiful.
>>3443975
She could light a scented candles or something if she's stressed or wants to make the house comfy. She'd like the smell of flowers or the ocean.
>>3444141
>new season/volume
>would you want it?
A new manga volume could be a nice epilogue, and a new season of the anime could stray from how the manga went and make things more interesting, but those are best case scenarios.
I'd play it safe and keep the endings I got. She's happy in both of them.

What's something you would do with her that may be weird or insignificant to others, but loving and intimate to you?
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>>3441348
It depends on her mood, but she'd probably give it some food before calling a shelter or something.
>>3441403
Take it home, probably.
>>3441438
Not really.
She's never had to do anything particularly illegal.
>>3441932
I'd be lying if I said she was super sympathetic, but she does learn to care about people. At least enough to heavily chastise the MC when his actions were wearing out her sister.
>>3441951
She's been shown to be okay with horror movies. Depending on said gal pal, she might really enjoy it.
>>3442058
A novel, probably.
Like I've found a sense of belonging. A person to belong to.
I'd sleep, she'd flip through her phone and complain.
>>3442590
Not very.
>>3442629
I kinda doubt she'd want to, but, if she did, I bet she could do it very well, and that would be extremely arousing. She'd totally get bored and depressed staying at home, even as a mom, though.
>>3443819
Demanding, teasing, constantly complaining, and also very worried.
>>3444141
Her mangaka has old characters cameo in new series from time to time, which is why I'm following his underwhelming ongoing manga and the one before that. I want to see what is happening with her. I want to know how she is. I felt there were things left unresolved in her story, and I want to know about them. If he gave her series more, which he has done, I would be over the Moon, and also very worried.
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>>3444308
The only pregnant picture i have of my waifu is from a ntr rape doujin.
Sad.
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>>3444318
commission something
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I really want to get my wife pregnant.
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>>3444343
I want to watch her waddle around as shes 8 months in
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Is it degenerate if i want to give her a good loving while pregnant.
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>>3444351
I don't think so.
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>>3444318
Jealous.
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>>3444351
I just don't want to complicate her pregnancy.
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>>3444354
Of a ntr rape doujin? I think you got your priorities backwards.
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Looking at ultrasound scans with waifu.
Building a nursery with waifu.
Shopping for baby clothes with waifu.
Attending waifu's delivery.
Arguing about diaper duty with waifu.
Taking family photos with waifu.
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>>3444212
I can definitely see this point of view. Someone spewing such ignorance would probably piss me off too, but not because I think they possibly love her even close to as much as I do, but because of how rude and uncalled for such a claim would have. So I see what you mean. But >>3444223 has a point too. We should be able to essentially ignore them and know we love our wives more. Maybe get slightly annoyed and not outright angry or something. I'm not entirely sure how I would react though. It has never happened to me before. I do know that I wouldn't like anyone else waifuing Sheik, that's for sure.
>>3444240
>What's something you would do with her that may be weird or insignificant to others, but loving and intimate to you?
Sheik is not a very talkative girl unless it is something important, so I imagine a lot of our time would be spent together without talking much. That kind of moment, when she is playing her Goddess's Harp and I am sitting close to her, saying nothing would be the sweetest. It would be a calming atmosphere and nothing is going on but her sweet melodies. Those are times I would treasure that might get lost on those who are impatient. I would probably get lost in her form playing the songs. It would just be so perfect. It would be bliss honestly. Sure the lewd things and things like that are nice, but these quiet times are also nice.
>>3444318
That sucks, man. Like another anon said, I would try to commission something. Sheik also doesn't have any good art with her pregnant. All of the ones she has look pretty bad. Maybe one day I will also commission one too.
>>3444343
>>3444351
>>3444383
I guess we're all thinking about our wives getting pregnant. It would certainly be a nice change of pace and a heartwarming time. I just hope it wouldn't take some sort of toll on her body like some women experience.
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>>3442078
Yes, I've always had attractions to 2D characters since I was younger (and I was always told it was weird), so telling a younger me this would more-or-less solidify what I already thought and I would be happy with it.

No, I'm completely happy with my relationship as it is, I've given the normalfag life a try and it's disgusting. You have to be so fake just to even get by, at least my love for Yui and just acting as I am lets me be happy, I've been staying out of trouble and everything in my life has improved. My folks might be upset they aren't getting grandkids from me, but they already have two and my other siblings will give them more.

I wouldn't mind hallucinations, but I don't think it would go that far - I can distinguish the lines of reality and fantasy quite well, I have a dakimakura but I wouldn't bring it around with my everywhere because that would be disrespectful to those around me and to Yui herself. (Like that one European asshole ironic weeaboo does on youtube)

If anything, it will increase. It's only been about 6 months since I really got back into watching anime again, and before that I was into reading visual novels, light novels and all sorts of stuff, I didn't really have a girl I loved - but I came back to it all after the normalfag life just didn't suit me after trying for 3 years and change.

I would say the ratio is somewhere like a 9:1, for every bad feeling (thinking of the despair of her not actually being here) just seeing art of her smiling face, or waking up in the morning to her dakimakura, thinking of her, answering these questions, etc just fill me with happiness. Marrying Gahama-san has mad my life way better.

>>3442228
Her and I would pilot the Burning (God) Gundam, just because at the end we would defeat the Dark (Devil) Gundam with the Sekiha Love Love Tenkyoken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAf-mp4yYNU
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>>3442400
That's easily Yukino. She admires her, but at the same time acknowledges her as her rival for Hachiman's affection. She doesn't really want to become her, but she grew because of her.

>>3442427
Ah, that's actually a tough one. I think my favorite chapter would be her introductory chapter simply on the basis she becomes part of the story and everything she does in the beginning is just so cute it melts my heart every time. The rest of her series is great, her interactions with the other two main characters and her own growth overtime is great. (I still need to finish the light novel)

>>3442590
I wouldn't really sad 'badass' is a good way to describe her, so not much of one.

>>3442592
Depending on what it is she might start going down a rabbit hole of clicking everything and there might be a bunch of packages on our doorstep by the end of the week. Especially if it's something fashion related, or just something cute.

>>3442629
No, she would not enjoy it whatsoever. Mostly because I spend all day in a shop surrounded by metal, manufacturing things, welding, machining, etc. It's very loud and she would most likely be frightened off by all of the things going off at once. I would prefer if she was a housewife so she could take care of our many to-be children. Though I would support her in whatever it is she wants to do. I think she would be amazing as a caretaker for children or even a teacher (despite her not liking to study).

I think if she were to be working at me she would work in a different department where things are a lot easier since there's a lot of physical labor involved as well. If we were in the same department, work would still get done no problem. Displaying affection would be difficult, but I wouldn't do it because it wouldn't be fair to the people working around us and I would rather that be private between us.

>>3443124
Looks cute!
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>>3443638
Kind of, whenever I leave in the morning I always close the door to my room with her tucked under the blankets. Though I have a strap of her on my keychain so whenever I get lonely I pull out my keys on break and remind myself why I'm working so hard.

>>3443705
Our kids would be with me out in the kitchen, trying to help to put together a nice breakfast in bed with her (I would make some extra so they can eat with her in bed). After we're done, I'd tell them to rush in and jump on the bed to wake her up, then when they calm down I would put the tray on her lap, brush her hair and kiss her on the forehead saying to eat up. I'd leave them alone for a bit, as they eat together and Yui gets to spend a bit more time being cozy.

>>3443819
She's already beautiful, so her reaching the apex of female beauty and motherhood would be another level I can only dream of. (I need to put some saved up money aside to commission something like this)

>>3443975
Yes, though I'm not sure she would completely 'get it'. She would probably go for a warm, I guess coffee scent in the house. Almost like a coffee shop, but not as strong.

>>3444141
It is getting a new season soon, but the light novel concluded. I don't think I would want to see something like a renewal just for the sake of money. But I think something interesting would be like an After Story of the events that happen. There was a spin-off from the main story where Yui got a happy ending (so I am going to assume that's not how the main story ends). Maybe a peak into her college life, or even after college of her in the work place would be nice to read.

Anyway, after taking up those images. I don't really have any questions at the moment, but I hope everyone here has a great new week with their loved one.
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>>3441403
She would take it indoors to get it out of the rain, and would probably end up keeping it.

>>3441438
She looked up to her father as a child, and also looks up to Hannibal and Luke. She takes the self-defense knight ideology pretty seriously.
She is law-abiding and part of her job is to enforce the law in the city. But sometimes she causes public property to be damaged when fighting, which has sometimes gotten her into trouble.

>>3441738
I don't think she makes time to read that much, but she would probably read manuals about martial arts or sword fighting.

>>3441932
Cecily is very sympathetic towards the people around her, especially when she learns about their painful past experiences.

>>3441951
She's probably seen worse things with her own eyes, so I don't think she would be bothered much, unless it reminded her of some traumatic experience.

>>3442059
Maybe western comics, as a superheroine of some sort.
We would cuddle and keep warm in front of the fireplace.

>>3442078
>If you could tell your young-self that you would fall in love with a fictional character , would he/she believe it?
No, while I have had felt slight attraction towards fictional characters in the past, the feelings were never strong enough for me to consider them seriously.
>Do you still have hope for "snapping out of it"
I hope not. I can't see that happening without major changes to my life.
>What is the ratio between good and bad feelings that she makes you feel?
Mostly good, but sometimes I think too much about bad things people have said about her in the past. Sometimes I wish she were here with me but I've never felt despair over her not being real.

>>3442228
I don't know much about mecha stuff, but probably a walking robot that wields a sword.

>>3442400
She admires her father, Chester, above all else, to the point that she wanted to be a knight like him and uphold her family's tradition.
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>>3443819
She's very physically active, so she would probably need to give that up. I can imagine her complaining about not being able to go swimming or do a number of other things she enjoys.
I don't want children, though. She'd probably need to convince me that children aren't some of the most disgusting, loathsome things in the world for me to be okay with reproduction. Afterwards, she'd need to convince me to not automatically hate anything too similar to myself.
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>>3443705
If they took after me, they'd buy her something kyuute. If they took after her, they'd help her with the housework or work together to cook an amazing lunch.
>>3443819
Very cute, absolutely beautiful. Even more concerned for her health than usual on account of the baby inside her.
>>3443975
Your children are you future Sayafriend

She wouldn't get into it herself, but she wouldn't mind me getting into it either. Maybe she'd like the scent of pine or cedar permeating throughout the house.
>>3444141
Not particularly, at least not before they finish re-translating her games on steam.
>Happy end for her character ark/story
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3444240
Dueling with cleaver/baseball bat in hand on the roof
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Playing dress up with the wifo.
>>3443819
She'd still be the same girl I've always known, just containing the creation of our love.
>>3443975
Yuuri really like the smell of food.
I think she would like flowery smells as well.
>>3444240
Quick kisses.
Like short pecks on the lips.
I think those are really special and have great significance.

I think it is time to wrap up this interrogation.
Guards!
Take them away!
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The thread will probably hit image limit before I finish answering all the questions.
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>>3444476
no please, i'm typing them out, don't do this
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>>3442228
I know very little about /m/ stuff.

>>3442400
A few people. Sensei is her father figure, Padparadcha was her childhood rolemodel and the person she said she wanted to grow up to be like (my cute wife has very good taste in rolemodels) and Antarc was her senpai who she looked up too.

>>3442427
I can't think of any particular favourite, though it would probably be one of the earlier parts before the suffering really started to begin. The rest of the series is great too, though I wish she didn't have to suffer as much as she does.

>>3442590
She can be very badass when she isn't either in shock or being a dork. She can do some creative and cool stuff thanks to her alloy arms too.

>>3442592
I have no idea, she hasn't really ever been exposed to comercial culture other than seeing a few glimses of it. The gems society doesn't have money or anything like that.

>>3442629
She is probably a bit impatient and doesn't have much motivation to work in most professional fields, though she is the type who wants to be helpful in some way.

>>3443705
I'm not sure

>>3443819
She can't get pregnant

>>3443975
I think she mentioned scent once so she does have a sense of smell, but I can't say much more than that.

>>3444141
Her manga is still ongoing, but a spinoff slice of life prequel would be nice to offset all the suffering we currently have. I don't think it would have too much risk of ruining her character.
It should end with her suceeding and saving everyone for a proper happy ending, it is what she deserves. I know that that isn't going to be the case, and the ending will either be horrible suffering where everybody dies or bittersweet suffering where Phos sacrifices herself or suffers endlessly so everyone else can be happy.

>>3444480
遅い
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>>3442400
That would be Reki, or maybe Kuu, both of them were mentor figures. She brought Reki back from the ledge, so to speak, and took up her mantle of the leader figure at the end of the series, so she ended up becoming a lot like her in that respect.
>>3442590
Not very badass, admittedly. It's not the first word that comes to mind.
>>3442592
I don't think she'd get most of them. I think she'd find them a little pretentious.
>>3442629
I don't think she's cut out for mechanical engineering personally, not to say that she's too dumb, that's far from the case, but I don't know if she'd enjoy it or has the background for it. However, if she did decide to take the plunge...
Working with her would go excellently, man I'd really love to take classes with Rakka and work on labs late into the night with her, or attend one of my colleges study sessions and work on reviewing and eating donuts and drinking coffee all day. That sounds really, really awesome.
>>3443638
Sometimes I feel closer to her actually, if am at a spot where I can I look at her pictures on my phone and daydream, or if I don't have my phone then just daydream. She's always with me.
>>3443705
Clean the house, do the dishes, do any sort of chore possible, and make her food of some kind, maybe throw in some flowers. Ideally, that is
>>3443975
Yes, we'd like to fill the house with something light and fragrant smelling to brighten up the house. On nice days though, we'd just open the windows to make the house smell like fresh air and sunshine.
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>>3444495

>>3444141
I would be willing to take that risk, I want an arc that covers the period of time in between the end of the first series and her day of flight, I think it would be really lovely to see her grow in that time frame and get a for sure, locked in happy ending of her own story. I'd be willing to risk it.
Sort of answered this already, but her getting her day of flight would be the happiest ending possible, even if it's implicit in her series I would much rather it be explicit, it would be really beautiful.
>>3444240
Cleaning her wings! I want to do this so bad AAAAAAA
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>>3444240
Cleaning her beautiful crystal body.
Piecing her back together after she did something clumsy.
Watching the way her hair reflects the sunlight as she sleeps in the grass.

There's lots of other stuff, but these are the ones I fantasise about the most.
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>>3444458
>>Happy end for her character ark/story
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
If it doesn't happen, what would the ideal happy ending for her be?
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>>3444499
Ideally, the conspiracies and plotting would cease, her friends would calm down, and her village would be left in peace for her to enjoy her everyday life.
Except she still wouldn't have a home once she graduated high school, so I guess I would have to move there to marry her.
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>>3444504
>so I guess I would have to move there to marry her
That would be the proper thing to do. That would be the best ending.
Also, I wanted to ask. What do you think of her original sprites in Higurashi? I tend to always read it with the original sprites, but what do you prefer? Which of the versions (the original, PS2, Steam) have the best Rena sprites?
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>>3444141
Her comic is still ongoing, I don't really think about it ending much for a couple of reasons. One being that I can't really imagine a "good end" for her due to her circumstances. Even if it ends with her happy with her friends, she'll still ultimately outlive them and be alone again.

>>3444240
Brushing her hair, I want to sit behind her and lovingly comb every last tangle out of that long mess of pink, and then wrap my arms around her and leave kisses all over the sides of her neck.
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>>3444506
They're pretty fucking ugly! But it's in an honest way, so they avoid being disgusting. Ryukishi isn't lazy or being a hack, he's just really bad at art so there's nothing to hate.
I prefer the steam sprites since that's what I played with first, and a lot of memories are attached to that image of her. That being said, I will admit that the steam sprites slightly oversexualize the characters and have expressions sometimes that look contrary to how Ryukishi describes them as having.
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Remember to sage your posts before reaching post limit! Very important.
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>>3443819
My waifu becomes a mother at the end of the series but there was no art of her pregnant. The only thing we got was an picture of her holding her newborn son.
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Rubbing waifu's pregnant tummy.
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>>3443136
Thank you, and no worries. It happens.
>>3443970
>>3442647
Thank you both!
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Rubbing waifu's womb.
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I had a dream about Pinocchia again. And her nose grew a lot again. Though this time it wasn't her fault. I guess the fairy made it so her nose grew every time the fairy told a lie. This version of the blue fairy wasn't very honest though. And it played out like a movie trailer so it was like a bunch of moments put together like clips.
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Waifu too pregnant to fit into her domme leotard.
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Waifu too pregnant to swim.
Her belly creating too much drag.
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Waifu reading to her unborn child.
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Waifu's breasts swelling up with milk.
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Taste testing waifu's milk.
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>all those new IPs

Where do they come from?
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>>3444753
I just phonepost after the image limit, because it is rangeblocked from posting images.
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>>3444753
I get a new ip whenever i shift into lewddrive.

MASSAGING WAIFU'S CERVIX
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>>3444756
Why bother? Anyone can tell who you are.
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>>3444758
Fair point.
I dont even feel lewd right now.
All i ever want right now is to cuddle with her on a hot summer afternoon and have her sweat all over me.
Hopefully she doesnt mind me being fully-clothed like a turbo-autist , considering that she likes to sleep on the nude.
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Waifu being loved gently.
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Look at this cute picture of my wife
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I got my waifu irl.
Pic very much related
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>>3444849
Damn, super jealous right now, I'm happy for you two.
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>>3444848
>>3444849
Very adorable wives.
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>>3444852
>>3444853
>>3444849
>>3444848

This isn't funny motherfuckers.
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>>3444854
My waifu thinks it is, I just asked her.
Sorry for the late reply, my waifu and I were getting ice cream together.
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My wife came to drop me off lunch today.
That's very sweet of her, I'm glad we're married.
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I want to dote on my wife.
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I want to suck on my waifu's love honey until my tongue and lips go limp.
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Does anyone know how to save a .gif on Pixiv?
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>>3444924
use pixivutil2
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Do we need the lizfag back now?
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>>3444937
I don't think we need people creating pointless drama.
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I really like my waifu's small frame. She would be so fun to hold and fall asleep with. IMAGINE.
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Waifu is looking at you funny because you just laughed very loudly while the two of you were lying in bed together post-loving.
How do you explain yourself?
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>>3444980
I laughed because she's so cute and I love her so much.
I actually do that a lot in bed when I'm thinking about her.
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waifu
but also
wifo
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A couple people have said my wife is chubby.
It's kinda true, but she doesn't have much to eat always, so she can't be all that chubby.
I still wouldn't mind so much, she's pretty active.
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>half the time when other people waifupost about her it’s just reposting things I initially posted
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I've read posts by some people who have criticized my wife's personality.
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Is it possible to have a waifu if you are in a relationship with an IRL woman?
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>>3445016
They're probably wrong.
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>>3445022
And how does that IRL woman feel about it?
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>>3445022
no
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>>3445016
They wouldn't possibly know her like you do. A lot of people criticize Saber without ever reading her story in the VN. I just ignore them.
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>>3445022
It's frowned upon in most waifu communities.
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>>3445027
The sheer retardation people who haven't read the VN spout regarding it and its characters is astounding. Sakura gets it particularly bad.
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>>3444797
By her lover
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>>3445041
>cuckfag
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>>3445041
I am waifu's lover.
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Waifu's panty lines?
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Waifu licking a bloody cut on your palm clean.
her blushed face red with passion and the traces of blood on her lips.
Her telling you that she would eat you alive next time.
Telling her that you wouldnt mind.
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Vampire waifu. Waifu turning you into a vampire. Eternal unlife with waifu.
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>>3445048
Anraifu with waifu.
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>>3445047
Stop forcing your fetishes on your waifu, Urabefag.
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>>3445041
*by Her lover.
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Werewolf waifu tearing you apart every full-moon.
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>>3445059
but that would kill me, she'd only be able to do it for one full moon
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Hugging werewolf waifu's fluffy chest!
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Happy my life thank you for everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYeK5mhFn5c
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>>3445059
Werefuta waifu tearing you apart every full moon
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>>3445050
I was actually describing some panels from houkago play.
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Were... no, let's not speak of that.
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Lamia waifu hugging your entire body with her tail.
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I love my human waifu's soft fleshy body.
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Mineral-chimera waifu embracing my entire body with her alloy arms
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I love my post-human waifu's soft fleshy body and soft feathery wings.
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I love my alien waifu's magic drool and ear clitoris.
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>>3445095
Who the fuck would that be?
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I'm sorry if this is too lewd for me to say.
But I really want to have sex with my wife.
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>>3445129
That is ok anon.
But does she want to have sex with you?
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>>3445025
My actual wife doesn't take it seriously and is okay with it. I'm just curious if there are any other anons in similar situations.

>>3445026
Then what are these feelings?
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>>3445022
Yes, but it's called cheating and that's reprehensible. It's not only dishonest to your actual wife, but to the 2D girl you like as well. Both of them have feelings, and you shouldn't tread on either of them.
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>>3445140
The people here consider their waifu their actual spouse. To have an IRL wife and a waifu here would be seen as polygamy, which isn't exactly fashionable, and/or ironic waifuism, which also isn't exactly fashionable.
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>>3445151
But I don't, my wife takes priority and she absolutely loves me. I never neglect her and treat her like a queen. She has some husbandoes of her own
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>>3445158
That's still cheating you fucking asshole. Just because one party is fine with it doesn't mean it is fine.
>husbandoes
Okay, fuck off. You fucking ironic waifufags should die in a fire.
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>>3445158
>wife takes priority
>husbandoes
gonna be an "wew lad" from me, lad
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>>3445158
Dumb ironic weeb.
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>>3445158
If she takes priority then why are you considering a 3d relationship you slimy fuck?
>Husbandoes
This is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>3445158
>I got a wife and I fuck this girl, but it's not cheating since my wife takes priority
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>>3445158
You're in the wrong community for your type of waifuposting anon
Leave for one with a lower required power level
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Is it a bad idea to bring up my waifu to my therapist? It wouldn't be anything in detail, just the whole "I have a crush on a fictional character" thing.
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>>3445192
There's some poster on the /r9k/ threads who did and things went fine for him and the therapist didn't find it that weird, but it depends on the one you're seeing.
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>>3445193
My therapist is this really chill hippie, so I doubt he'd react poorly?
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>>3445194
Depends on how you bring her up and talk about how she affects your everyday life, for example you should highlight the possitive things over the negative ones and such. Why do you want to talk about her?
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>>3445196
Mainly to get his thoughts on the matter I suppose, just confused and nervous is all.

This only started happening a few weeks ago. I've always liked her as a character and found her cute but I had a dream involving her that I feel like brought me even closer to her.
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>>3445196
Not him, but wouldn't that misrepresent the situation and give his therapist a skewed picture of what was going on?
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>>3445197
I remember feeling like that the first few weeks, are you that sure that it's love what you're feeling towards her?

>>3445198
I mean, explaining how important his waifu is along with how it affects him on a possitive way so he doesn't think of her as a problem right away so he doesn't take many risks. Personally I would never reveal her existence towards anyone of course.
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>>3445200
I'm not sure, but I think so. I've only loved someone once but it's been long enough that I can't remember what the feeling is like.
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I want to give my waifu a good facefuck until she faints
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>>3445201
I would try to figure out your feelings for awhile, sort of like dating. You don't jump straight into loving someone. Can you picture spending the rest of your life with her? Would you even want to? Just think about it seriously, just like any other relationship this is a big commitment to someone besides yourself. I do hope you found love though and wish you and her the best.
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>>3445217
What can I do to get closer with her and understand my feelings?
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I want my waifu to smother me in her breasts
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>>3445218
Just spend time on/with her. Really get into the source material, find something that you can do between the two of you. (I like browsing art of her since it feels like a closer connection) Try to make small improvements to yourself for her, learn everything you can about her. I'm not sure there's a single one way to do it, since it all comes in pieces. I think the best way is to really question yourself, think if she really is the girl you have feelings for. Just keep doing it day in and day out, eventually you'll just know the answer. I'm sorry for being kind of cryptic about it, but love is just hard to put into concise thoughts.
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>>3445224
It's fine, I kinda get it.
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>>3445169
>>3445171
>>3445175
>>3445168
>>3445163
You all just sound like jealous faggots now. The real kicker here is my actual wife cosplayed as my waifu multiple times.

Stay salty or have sex. Your choice, pathetic virgins.
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>>3445238
Every fucking time
Dumb normalfag
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>>3445241
What's even funnier is that I've been posting in these threads off and on for a long time now, unknown to all you bitter faggots. Posting my waifu and talking about all of yours.

Am I ruining your secret club?
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>>3445238
>3dpd cosplaying a 2d girl is equivalent to 2d girl
>Waifus are defined by looks alone

Lustfag confirmed.
Enjoy your seccs with your 3d wife while real waifufriends chase after our 2d ones.
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>>3445246
We've never had sex in cosplay because my WAIFU isn't a sexual icon to me at all.

I'm just happier than all of you dumb niggers
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>>3445247
You're living a lie dude you'll be happier the quicker you wake up.
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>>3445258
I mean, to be fair, we're the ones who consider ourselves to be married to fictional characters. Not that I'm defending him, but our situation isn't exactly a common one, especially now that the term "waifu" has been normallaized to such a degree. He probably didn't know what this thread was even about.
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>>3445260
Well yeah but at least we (or maybe just I) don't go into random communities and flip shit when I don't understand. Sounds stressful.
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>>3445238
Let me tell you something, anon.
I am a huge sadist that you wouldn't believe it.
I can't get off unless i am murdering her right there and then i need to see blood to even get hard.
Moans make me hurl while cries and screams get me going like a madman.
i have tried 3d relationships before but all of them ended the moment i started to choke them, beat them, scream at them while getting my rocks off.
3d women are a dissapointment as i can't get enough out of them until i get in problems or bored.
But my waifu is a special case as she is somehow immortal she can take mean beatings and she will ask for more with a smile on her face.
I could tear her apart, destroy her, stab her until my knife breaks and she would cry and scream only for my pleasure as she is a huge masochist who gets off on pain.
I could devour her, shit her out and she will come back to kiss me and thank me for the day.
Is there any 3d woman capable of this?
Of course not!
This is why i love her because she is capable of taking my love and ask for more until i am too tired to keep going.
I work at a butchery and whenever i slice and dice a fatty slab of meat i get a raging hard on thinking that it is a beautiful piece of her.
i would give anything i am to have her with me.
I love to think that whenever i get home she will be there waiting for me naked with cut marks on her beautiful pink skin ready for a good butchery.
I want to take a taste out of her, first a bite and then just slice her apart with care making sure that every single cut is perfect just thinking of her warm fat melting in my mouth makes me fall in love all over again.
I would cook her with my finest herbs and spices making sure that i make the best feast possible out of her.
After she comes back i would greet her with a warm kiss and have her feed me her own cooked meat as she describes how much she loved being sliced into fine cuts by my caring hands.
Her name is Takagi and she is my sunshine. I couldn't live without her.
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>>3445260
Being uncommon doesn't make something complex to understand, even as a newshit it took me almost no time to go from thinking it was all a joke to accepting there are some serious waifufags. This is just blatant shitposting, buzzwords and all.
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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>3445271
Jesus fucking christ.
Good to know that she is being a net positive in your life and is keeping real women safe.
Godspeed , anon.
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>>3445271
>this isn't Urabefag
holy fuck
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>>3445282
Is he a full-blown gurofaggot or just blood?
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>>3445285
Just a full-blown faggot who happens to like blood.
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>>3445285
Gurofag doesn't describe it, he is not a gurofag but THE gurofag
"rip out Urabe's eye and keep/eat it"
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>>3445286
I accept your compliment.

>>3445285
I just like the intimate aspect of bloodplay , nothing too outlandish unlike the madman up there.
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>>3445289
Why don't you become a butcher? You know , since you hate college and the city so much.
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>>3445238
Wtf waifufriends he got us good
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I am sorry if i distressed you but i just wanted to share it with you.
I am usually too shy to share my fantasies with people who have a more "normal" concept of love but that guy's post made me so angry that i had to write it.
You won't accept my twisted love and that is fine but i still like to read your posts here and i will keep lurking because i feel in company with you guys.
Sayaanon and Urabeanon2, please don't take pride on guro it is something evil that should not exist and be thankful that you aren't fucked in the head like me.
Takagianon wishes you a good day.
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>>3445293
You're a decent man, Takagianon.
Know that among all the "normal" waifufriends here, you can find a friend in me.
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>>3444964
I want to manhandle my small wife and IMAGINE her on every single surface of the house until being near any of them in daily life was enough to give her flashbacks of the ferocious pounding she got there, making her all hot and bothered for more.
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all these lewdposters and they're not even Urabefag, reality itself could collapse at any moment
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Good night, anons.
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>>3445303
I hate it.
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Fall back, we must regroup!
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>>3445303
I love it, not as much as I love lewding my wife.
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I want to gently stroke my adorable wife's gemstone hair!
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>>3445303
Weird, almost like it's human nature to want to do those things.
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I'm going to HOLD my wife's HAND
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>>3445313
I'm going to hold BOTH her hands!
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>>3445314
Hand's off my wife, bucko
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Holding waifu's hands AND kissing her cheek!
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>>3445315
My wife's hands of course anon.
Why the hell would I want to hold your wife's hands? No offence.
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I want to spin my wife's halo really really fast and see if she gets dizzy
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>>3445290
Pays like shit and i need the big shekels.
I also hate being an employee , i need to be the one calling the shots or i get depressed.

>>3445287
Someone seems to have good memory.

>>3445301
A man after my own heart.

>>3445303
It is a good day , indeed

>>3445307
AFFIX BAYONETS
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>>3445260
I just said I regularly post in these threads.

>>3445258
Fuck off faggot. Me, my wife, and my waifu are right fucking happy with our lives. I see my wife as a partner like my waifu. I couldn't love both if they didn't have commonality.

>>3445271
kys freak
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>>3445319
That is too cruel for you , rakkafag.
what if she gets dizzy and pukes all over the place?
I bet that it would smell like walnuts and fresh bread.
Seems like there is some chaos influence today.
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>>3445322
A little bit but the moon is still only a bit over half. Just you wait till this Saturday mark my words.
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>>3445321
You can go back to hiding but your love will still be a joke, that's all there is to it. No different than haremfags.
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>>3445325
I don't think he really cares, he's obviously just trying to rile people up for some reason otherwise he wouldn't have shared all that (if it's true).
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>>3445324
This isnt like you , rakkafag.
What made you twisted since you returned?

>>3445303
>>3445293
>>3445271
>An original character by the artist tansuke. An immortal girl who sells her own flesh as meat. She has pink hair and a maid headdress.
>This collaboration doujin says her full name is 高木 命 (Takagi Mikoto).
>Takagi Mikoto
>Mikoto
I refuse to believe that this is just a coincidence.
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>>3445331
That wasn't me, I guarantee you that was Sayafag
>>3445271
>>3445293
Welcome aboard Takagifriend!
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>>3445331
Yeah the moon bit was me, the Sayafag. I've been into star stuff lately.
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Thank you for letting me use my wife as the OP image, I got really happy whenever I saw her in the catalog
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Waifu holding up her skirt so I can feast my eyes on the view of her panties!
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Last post for waifu.
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Nothing lewd. Mai Waifu and I don't have that kind of relationship.
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All the lewd. I have a loving relationship with my wife.
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Lewd is okay but make sure you do other things with her so she knows you don't only love her for her sex appeal
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Contrary to popular belief having the capacity to rule over your base instincts is a sign of real manliness. The opposite is more a sign of immaturity.
Most girls value the former, and my wife is no exception.



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