Mourn for those we have lost edition
How would the power dynamic be between the two of you?Would she be the dominant one or you?How would you like it to be?
Your waifu comes into the real, modern world. What kinds of adjustments must she make? Is it a drastic change from her world or would she not notice many changes at all? She cannot go back to her initial world either. Does she miss it or would she be glad to abandon it? On top of all of this, she can never see her friends or family ever again. They are impossible to communicate with since they are in another world. How does she feel about this development? Do all of these changes change her outlook and personality?If all of this were to be true, would you still want her to come to this world? Could you deal with the guilt of basically tearing your waifu away from her own world to be with you? She would still love you and want you if she comes. I guess the ultimate question is: could you rip your waifu away from her current life and create a new one for her or would you rather you both be separated forever with no chance of being together?
>>3419036Thanks for the questions , lad. Waifu sneezed really goddamn hard and she covered you with snot.Does she try to clean you while being embarassed or just do it with a stoic face?How bashful is she when it comes to such accidents?
Would your waifu do a good villain?
Sheik is my love!>>3419035Sheik would take the lead. She is wiser, stronger, and faster than me. Why shouldn't she? While I would prefer to be the dominant one, it wouldn't be for the best. She is better than me in almost every way. How could I not let her be in charge?>>3419036>adjustmentsHer entire way of life would change. Literally every part of her life. Magic wouldn't exist. Horses aren't used much for transportation. She would not be royalty. Things like the internet, movies, television, etc. would need to be introduced to her. Even electricity would be a new concept for her. She would learn that we can fly from one place to another with technology. Her Hylian language would not be used. Pretty much everything would change.>miss itAssuming peace was attainable in Hyrule, she would definitely miss it. That was where she was raised. She lived for the entire purpose of bringing peace to the area. She would miss Hyrule more than I can even comprehend.>outlook Unfortunately, Sheik pretty much lost most of the people she talked to. Link was sent back to be a child again, her parents were dead, Ruto and Impa became sages, and many others were killed by Ganon. She probably already is going through the pains of being separated from them. If she came here, she wouldn't be losing much. However, she would lose the chance to connect with other Hylians and I imagine that would greatly sadden her. I think Sheik would be depressed for a while when coming here.>bring waifu or leave herThis is a difficult question. However, assuming she wanted to be with me, I think I would still want her to come. It would make me feel extremely guilty, but ultimately I would rather deal with guilt than loneliness. I love her from the bottom of my heart. I know it is selfish, but I would be willing to hurt her in this way to bring us together. I would be willing to do anything and I mean anything to lessen her sadness caused by my selfishness. She deserves that much and much more.
>>3419023RIP for those waifufags who died in solitude without being able to share their feelings in the past.>>3419035It'd be an equal relationship. As far as the bedroom goes, switch is master race.>>3419036>WorldThis is the way she entered her world in the novel with no one to rely on and not knowing anything about her origins. I absolutely would want her to come to this world so I can be her caretaker and help her live a life of happiness for the both of us. Though the hardest part of that decision would be on my end because I'm basically dooming everyone I've ever cared about.>>3419037She'd have no shame about those kinds of things. She'd probably find it cute how much I found her sneezing cute.>>3419039She's a pretty good one yeah.What time period or ancient culture do you think waifu would look up to? Would she want to take up some core values from an older civilization?
>>3419048>switch is master race.You may be a filthy genestealer cultist,But fuck my asshole with spongebob's home if you dont have patrician taste.
>>3419050That's twice now you've mentioned your anus and Spongebob's home in the same sentence. Is there something you want to tell us?
>>3419052A fucking fine joke i made up.Sadly this is my only social interaction place so i can only say it here , and in angry SC2 matches.I also like>Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
>>3419037>Does she try to clean you while being embarassed or just do it with a stoic face?Sheik would clean with a stoic face. However, I cannot think of any reason why I would be covered in snot. Her mouth and nose are completely covered 99% of the time. >How bashful is she when it comes to such accidents?Sheik is a reserved girl. She would try to fix accidents like this and try to improve herself. Although, she would likely get a bit embarrased on the inside.>>3419039In the OoT manga adaptation she was actually a villian for a while. She was helping Ganon, but it turned out to to be a farse just to trick him and his associates. If you had not played OoT before reading the manga, this would be fine. Since you wouldn't know Sheik is Zelda's alter-ego, she could be a good villian until the twist. I mean Link is blindly trusting Sheik, someone he has never met before. It would be fitting for him to be betrayed, at least until the twist occurs. >>3419048>What time period or ancient culture do you think waifu would look up to?Well, Sheik is not from this world. But assuming she learned about our world, I would think she would like the Middle ages, Rennaisance periods and the Islamic golden age. She would probably like early Islamic and certain early European cultures.>Would she want to take up some core values from an older civilization?Even though Sheik is who she is, she probably would still harbor many traditional views of women since, when she was Zelda, that's what she knew. She would also likely view royalty as a normal part of society and should be the government leaders. But these are more influences from her world than ours, but they would line up with some older civilization core values.
You have a perfectly good explanation, but your waifu finds another woman's panties in your bed. What is her immediate reaction? Assuming you won't return home for another few hours, what does she do?
How often would you and your waifu do lewd things? How often would you two do other intimate, non-lewd things? Would you like space from her every once and a while?
>>3419073>good explanationIn what way, shape, or form can I be justified having another girl's panties on our bed? Unless some girl snuck into our house and placed her panties on the bed, how could I be innocent here?>What is her immediate reaction?She would feel betrayed. She would likely make an audible gasp as well.>what does she do?Oh man, I cannot even imagine. She might act normal when I get home, but when I sit down there are needles stabbing me in the ass. Or maybe she would act normal and try to set me up to catch me in the act of something immoral with another girl. Perhaps she would just up and give me the silent treatment while staring daggers at me when I am not looking. Since she has literal daggers with her, I wouldn't say its impossible for those to come into play. But let's say she takes it differently. It is possible she would simply question me. She is good at judging character and can probably see through lies easily. I'm also a bad liar, so that would help her. If I do not seem to be lying, I would probably be put on her watch for a while. Hopefully, she would come to understand that I was not lying. I would willingly let her snoop on my goings on and let her check every bit of my personal stuff just to show her that I was not cheating. I would even let her have access to all my emails and texts before I even look at them. I would even let her listen to every phone call I have on speakerphone. If I had any female friends, which is unlikely, but if I did, I would even cut off all contact with them just to put her mind at ease. I would even change jobs if she thought I was up to no good there. Hopefully all of this would let her mind be at ease and that I'm not a cheater.>>3419080>lewd thingsHopefully every day. Sometimes, multiple a day.>non-lewd things?Any time we are together honestly. I cannot see a reason not to.>Would you like spaceIf I am busy with something. Although, she might want some more space than I would.
>>3419073I have no fucking idea why another woman's panties would be in my bed but she is rational and understands the way men think so she would initially accept my apology. I would fear for that woman though, I think Saya would plot and enact a terrible vengeance upon her.>>3419080I would want us to do everything together while still allowing us the space and respect needed to be alone at times. I usually like to retreat away after too much interaction but I feel like I would never be tired or uncomfortable with her around. And if I was tired I'd simply lie down and she would accommodate me.
I love my gorgeous wife!
>>3419035Kana is a pushy, demanding girl, and also very outgoing. She'd make sure she gets her way. I'm not so much like that, but there's issues I won't budge on. So she'd definitely be dominant on most, but not all, things. However, in bed she's very submissive.>>3419036>adjustmentsTechnology is less advanced in many ways, but recognizable to her. Worse is the idea she speaks no language of our world. She'd have to find a linguist to decode her speech. I couldn't understand her.>can't go backShe'd hate this so much. It's not a perfect place, but it's what she knows.>can't see friends and familyThis above all. Kana couldn't function without her social networks. She might make new friends, and she can hide her sadness well, but she'd have an air of depression about her, especially after the novelty wears off. She wouldn't be herself.>want her to come to this worldHell no. It's not worth it. She's better off in her own place, not here in this awful one. I'd feel guilty ever having made this decision, and she'd hate me for the rest of her life if she found out (and feel utterly betrayed because she thought she loved me). Even if she loved me, it's not worth inflicting so much suffering on her. This is depressing as hell to think about.>>3419039No, Kana is a follower, not a leader. She's the villain's most trusted assistant/guard, but not a true villain. However, she could support a lot of villainous acts if a true friend/lover convinced her it was necessary.>>3419073She'd be confused why that's even there, think it might be some fetish, then be very jealous. She'd go through my stuff to find evidence, and approach me casually about it. She might assume I wanted a threesome or something (and get angry I didn't tell her about it).>>3419080>lewd thingsOften enough>non-lewd thingsPlenty of time for that too>space from herUnfortunately yes. She's too outgoing and I'm introverted. We'd have to have separate moments sometimes.
Will answer later, but reposting. Would your wife go skydiving if given the opportunity? Would you like going with her?Does she have any phobias? Is there anyway you'd help her out with them?If you and her were able to travel to any point in the past, where would you visit and what would you do?
An acquaintance suddenly asks her to come over and take care of their baby for a day.How does she respond to this? Would she expect you to come along with her and help her out?
>>3419035Though she's really caring, sweet, and gentle, I'd really like it if she were dominant over me.She' really strong, so she can overpower me.>>3419036I guess it will be easier for her to live in this world, she will have to get accustomed to the rules of society though.She might miss it, there were so many wonders there.I think Yuuri will miss Chito very much.I would feel guilty about it, there is no easy way around it.>>3419037Yuuri doesn't really get bashful over anything, so she would just try to get me clean.>>3419048She doesn't know much about any other civilization.>>3419073She would probably wonder if they're hers.I wouldn't invite any other woman to our home though without her knowing.>>3419080We are husband and wife.Every chance we get.There are something I need to do alone, but I really want to spend a lot of time with her.>>3419191Yuuri always likes an adventure, of course I'd go with her.Yuuri is afraid of dark, enclosed spaces, it's a reasonable fear she's isn't too afraid of it.>>3419198She might want me to help, but Yuuri is a really good mother so she would have no problem with a baby.Would your wife need to go to a hair salon often?Yuuri's hair is a pretty simple cut, so she might just have me help her cut it on her own.
>>3419035A relationship where both of us are equal and we make decisions together.>>3419036Her world is pretty much the same except way more rowdy. Fitting in here would be a cinch for her.She would miss her friends obviously. As someone who's never had true friends it would be a bit difficult for me to understand it. I do believe she would come to terms with it though, as long as she has the belief that they are safe in her heart.I wouldn't be able to make such a decision for her. I would like her to follow her heart and reach her own answer. As long as she is happy, safe and healthy then so am I.>>3419037Mai is a very earnest person. In such cases she just apologizes and tries to make up for it like any respectful person. >>3419039No, she is a good person.>>3419048Ancient China and Feudal Japan. I do believe she finds value in the practices taught by older civilizations. Maybe as long as it doesn't get in the way of her life. She is in the modern world after all. >>3419080That's our own business and no one else's!>>3419191Sure. Provided she finds it to be a worthwhile challenge.I don't think she does.She has a keen interest in Chinese culture, so maybe we could visit ancient China and observe the lives of the famous heroes that lived during those time periods.
I can't really post at the moment, but all of you are good people and your wives are lucky to have all of you.
>>3419035it would be pretty equal but I feel like Momiji would leverage her inhuman powers against me every once in a while>>3419036I would have to teach her about the modern world and how to be a part of society. She would miss her home for sure. She would be relieved at first she doesn't have to deal with any of her colleagues but would really miss them deep down.I would make it worth it for her if she came into my world and we would make it work but I would rather the situation be reversed so she doesn't have to deal with that even if it would make my life incredibly difficult.>>3419037I can clean myself, accidents happen. she would be super embarrassed.>>3419039yeah, she reeks of anti-hero>>3419048her own, ancient Japan>>3419073I would be physically dragged through the house until I could explain She would assume the worst but I would never do that to her.>>3419080lewd every night, non lewd things many times a week. we would have our own time and space while doing regular daily activities so I don't think there would ever be a need to go out of our way to make time for that. She might want more space than me so it depends.>>3419191yes, we would love it.not that I know of, I don't know how to help with those things.I would think of it as a vacation, ancient Rome would be really cool to hang around for a week. I think she would like ancient China too.>>3419198I think if its a babysitter scenario then she would just do it by herself, she would be good with kids.>>3419210Momiji's hair is pretty fluffy with a bobtail-esque cut, I don't think it would be very high maintenance.what does waifu drive? if nothing, would waifu make a good driver? licenses? style of driving?It would probably be best if Momiji kept to the backroads.
>>3419035>How would the power dynamic be between the two of you?I would like us to be equal in most things we do like decesion making.>>3419036Not too much change from our world so she probably wouldn't notice many changes if she were here.I dont know she doesnt explore the world much but might miss the Velvet Room a little.She might miss her siblings since they are her only friends but she only interacts with them very rarely and seems to do fine without talking to them for long periods.I dont know if I can rip her away from the only places and people shes ever truly known.>>3419039No>>3419191Probably not doesn't seem like her kind of thing to do.She has no phobias.I dont know maybe just a few decades back just to see how different everything is nothing too crazy.>>3419198She would probably be very confused. If she were to accept I would help out and see how she handles pusedo mom I have faith in her to do the child no harm.>>3419210Probably not It seems she's able to do her hair just fine and Im not sure if it grows or not to be able to bring it to a salon and she might not know too much about what a salon is.>>3419250>what does waifu drive?Nothing.>would waifu make a good driver She would probably need a ton of practice becuase Im not sure of her car and road knowledge including basic stuff. So its probably be best if she sticks to her normal means on transportation.>Style of driving?Probably safe, follows all the rules so a standard driver.
How do you feel about rakka smoking?
I love her so much.
>>3419035Judging by her relationships with her friends she'd usually be more passive but would also sometimes take more initiative, primarily when she wants something. I'm fine with whatever, I'm good at going with the flow of the moment.>>3419036The real world isn't that different from her own, apart from the absence of people with superhuman attributes.I'm sure she'd miss her friends terribly, considering that suffering loss after loss is what put her into the state she's in now. if I had the choice to take her from her world, I wouldn't do it, as much as it pains me to say it. She'd get like forty years of being with me and then she'd be stuck in this mundane world for the rest of eternity, I could never do that to her.>>3419037Minor embarrassment, she'd probably try to clean it off and just end up smearing it around or something.>>3419039She was an antagonist in her first appearance! Even though she's supposed to be a killer, she's never killed anyone on-panel though. The worst she did was stabbing the protagonist through his shoulder. She wouldn't be a very good main villain, but she'd make a good assassin, considering that's what she did before joining up with the Nam-ju's crew.>>3419048She has lived through enough of history already, she prefers to live in the present and not dwell on the past.>>3419073There have been slight hints of her having a yandere side (the author even used it to make a Nice Boat joke) but I think she wouldn't do anything too rash immediately.Maybe she would just angrily demand to know why they were there.>>3419080Both of us can be very physically affectionate so at least for the first few months we'd probably be one of those couples that never let go of each other and constantly dote on each other.This is a lot of questions so answers will be continued in another post.
>>3419388>Nice boat jokepost it
>>3419388cont.>>3419191I don't know if she'd go, but it'd be out of laziness rather than fear. I wouldn't wanna go either because heights make me nauseous.She's never really shown herself to be afraid of anything.Like the previous answer about time, I believe she's content to stay in the present.>>3419198Anybody who knows her would almost certainly be hesitant to leave a baby in her care. She'd probably just be confused and have no idea what to do so I'd have to help, but she can be surprisingly nurturing at times so it'd be fine.>>3419210Her hair is ridiculously long (and I love it that way) but she doesn't style it or anything, so I could probably help her take care of it if she needed me to.>>3419250There is a piece of art where she's driving a truck (pic related), but in the actual comic she's never driven anything, so I dunno. She'd definitely be reckless on the road though.
I love my darling Kirumin.>>3419035I feel we'd be equal in all things, it's only fair after all.>>3419036We never see her family or even know if she has any that are still alive, and she doesn't have any real friends, so I wouldn't be too worried in bringing her over here, especially since her world is rather nightmarish. She'd fit in rather fine though since her world is set in the modern day/near future. Ideally though I'd rather us find or make a new world together, even though that's not really the question, or even that possible.>>3419039Kirumi's already a sort of antagonist, but I think she'd make a wonderful villain, and it'd make me love her even more if it was done right.>>3419048I've mentioned it before, but Victorian England, due to the maid culture there.>>3419073Confusion and probably anger. Angry wife is a scary thing indeed.>>3419191>Would your wife go skydiving if given the opportunity? Would you like going with her?If it was asked of her, but I don't think she'd do it of her own volition. If she wanted me to go with her, sure.>Does she have any phobias? Is there anyway you'd help her out with them?Not really any actual phobias to be precise. If she had some, sure.>If you and her were able to travel to any point in the past, where would you visit and what would you do?I have no idea, I'd probably let her decide.>>3419198She'd do it, no question. Probably not, but if she asked me to I would.>>3419210Her hairstyle is quite specific, so probably once every so often, yeah.>>3419250She doesn't drive anything that I'm aware of, but she'd make a good driver of most things, except maybe something really big.
>>3419389I found it after a bit of diggingThe comic is pretty full of references like this, it's sort of lazy comedy but I laugh at some of them anywayThe korean text is literally "naiseu boteu" too.
>>3419408Very nice.thanks lad.
>>3419035>How would the power dynamic be between the two of you?Sometimes we're passive, sometimes we're leading. It'd shift between us.>Would she be the dominant one or you?Switch.>How would you like it to be?See above.>>3419036>waifu comes to this worldIt's not a relatively big change. She travels just a decade or two in the future.>miss it or gladShe'd miss it.>changeShe'd miss them a lot. Especially if it's the canon Urabe, who already has someone special. She'd be even gloomier.>take her from her world or stay separatedI want her to be happy above all else. If it means she lives a good life with people she cares about, then I'm fine with remaining separated.>>3419037She'd probably be embarrassed by something like that.Depends on the accident. Sometimes she's embarrassed, other times not so much.>>3419039She doesn't have a good reason to be villain right now and I doubt she'd want to be one.>>3419048Only thing that comes to mind is ancient Japan.>>3419073She's confused, angry, and heartbroken.>>3419080However often she's comfortable with. We'd do intimate things often. Everyone needs some space once in a while.>>3419191>skydivingProbably not.>phobiasShe's afraid of hurting or losing me, and she has some aversion to physical contact.I'd help her by staying close to her and letting her know that we're going to be okay.>pastNot sure.>>3419198She'd agree, she'd be a good mother. She'd only call me over if she needs it.>>3419210No, Urabe's hair is simple as well, although her method for cutting hair is kinda dangerous.>>3419244Thanks, y-you too>>3419250She rides a bike if that counts. She could be a good driver, she's good at staying calm and focused.
>>3419023Mourn? What happened?
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>>3419481I think they mean the waifufags that don't post anymore.
I've been so tired lately. I'm glad to be here to answer some questions now. >>3419035She's definitely dominant. Though she's mostly nice about it, just teasing at times and gives head pats. >>3419036Big changes. Shed have to stop feeding off of other's lives. It's a drastic change. While I'm sure she'll enjoy her time here, she's going to want to go back to her home. I couldn't bear keeping her away from her home and friends. >>3419037She'd be a tad embarrassed at first, but shakes it of rather quick. >>3419039She's portrayed as a villain in some Street Fighter crossover comics. She's a pretty great threat. >>3419048She was alive when it happened. I think she's lived through and adapted to her ideal values. >>3419073She'd tease me and assume I wanted her to wear it. >>3419080I hope that I can please her whether it's lewd or non-lewd. I prefer to do non-lewd things with her, though she insists we try more lewd things. >>3419191She can fly, I think she'd be fine. Maybe go to either her childhood or a bit into her past. >>3419198I'd help her a lot. Though haven't actually seen her with a child or a baby. >>3419210Her hair is fixed with magic. Or her form change shifts it automatically. >>3419250I think she might. She'd be a better pilot I think.
Holy shit I LOVE Mai Waifu!
I love Cecily Campbell.>>3419035I think our relationship would pretty much equal. She has a strong, assertive personality so she would be dominant in some aspects, but she can be submissive at times too, especially around people she loves and trusts.>>3419036She is from a pre-industrial fantasy world so she would have to learn about everything about our modern world, it would be quite a culture shock for her.She has a strong attachment to her city, so I don't think she would want to abandon it easily.She would very much miss her family and friends, she would be sad about never seeing them again, but after a while she would probably accept the situation.I could never force such a thing upon her. I would have to let her decide what she would do and what would make her the most happy.>>3419037She would clean me while being embarrassed. She would find such situations highly embarrassing.>>3419039No, she is too good of a person to do that. I don't want to think too much about situations where she is forced to become a villain.>>3419048Medieval Europe, but also probably Feudal Japan or Ancient Rome.>>3419073Confusion and anger, most likely. But I don't see how that situation could happen in the first place.>>3419080As often as she wants. I think everyone needs some space sometimes.>>3419191>Would your wife go skydiving if given the opportunity? Would you like going with her?I'm not sure if she would or not, it might remind her of that one time she jumped into a gorge and made a hard landing.>Does she have any phobias?I don't think so, but there might be some things that remind her too much of traumatic experiences.>If you and her were able to travel to any point in the past, where would you visit and what would you do?Perhaps visit somewhere in Europe during the Middle Ages, to witness some of the battles that occurred.>>3419198I think she would try to take care of the baby with her family's help. I'd help too if she wanted me to.
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Gahama-san is my raison d'etre, I love her so so so much!>>3419035Yui would definitely be more submissive in the relationship, but we're both outgoing people anyway. That's the way it would naturally be, though I wouldn't mind her taking charge now and then. >>3419036There wouldn't be that many adjustments she would have to make outside of the language barrier since she's just a regular high school girl. She would definitely miss being in her world though without her friends, family and dog and everyone else around her. She wouldn't really be too glad to abandon it all and it would take a lot to go forward for her. For a long time I think she would be very sad, because who wouldn't be? I don't think they will change her much, she may be a bit depressed, but she would still be outgoing when introduced to a new friend circle, and my family would treat her as one of our own. That's difficult, honestly, I think I would have to say no, I love her when she's having fun with her friends and I don't want to tear her away from it all just for my own selfishness despite my love for her. Her happiness comes before mine. >>3419037She gets super embarrassed and tries to clean it off as quick as possible. She's pretty bashful but outgoing so it's a very cute dichotomy. >>3419039To a lot of people, she is the villain of the story. So yes, she would make a good one.>>3419048I think just her own, I'm not sure about any other culture since she doesn't really have any interest in that since she's more oriented in the present. >>3419073She would be very mad, but would eventually cool off and ask me to explain. She would probably text me or send me a picture of them and ask "what the hell are these?".
(and part 2 and some extra Yui, she's so cute isn't she?)>>3419080That's personal. Everyday though for non-lewd intimacy, waking up and having my alarm go off while I shut it off then roll over to hug her for a few minutes. I think personal space is good though for any relationship, so yes.>>3419210Yes, not because her hair is bad but she is fashionable so I think she'd treat herself.Some questions:You and your wife decide to open up a small restaurant, what is her role and what is yours? What kind of food do you want to serve? Would you have any outfits?Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Has she had a good impact on your life?
Rena!>>3419023She's very gentle and passive usually, but occasionally if there was something she was interested in, she'd take charge.I like it that Rena's so reserved and demure, but I also like it that she can be surprisingly aggressive in getting what she wants.>>3419036It's just like her world except a few decades into the future.She would dearly miss her hometown and the friends back there.Tragically, Rena made her friendships with the expectation that they could end tomorrow, so she'd be able to let go very quickly.I'd still take her to me to protect her from the tragedy later on in her life.>>3419037She'd be very embarrassed and apologeticShe usually doesn't mess up, but she's a bashful person regardless.>>3419039My waifu IS a good villain>>3419048I don't think she would ever be motivated enough to learn about an ancient culture. She'd probably also find their core values pretty stupid, with all that war and expansion and stuff.>>3419073She'd shudder pitifully and have to suppress a wave of nausea as horrible memories are awakened. The wave of nausea would be replaced by a cold, steel resolve. She'd wait for me to come home, lure me in with her usual sweet greeting before confronting me and then, depending on my answer, possibly hunt down another woman and kill them.Then I'd explain that it was all part of a punishment game.>>3419080Every other night. Every night. Yes, I need some privacy to collect my thoughts, at least a few hours every day.>>3419191She'd be a little apprehensive, but she'd allow herself to be easily pressured into doing it. If she was with me, I wouldn't mind going.Not really, she's pretty brave.1980s Japan, her hometown, to kill some very specific people.>>3419198She'd probably accept. She'd probably talk me into helping out as well.>>3419210She lives in a pretty remote town, so no.>>3419250A bicycle. She's not bad at riding it.I seriously don't want to get her mad.
>>3419086Hey, a Yohfriend! I didn't expect anyone to ever waifu her. Welcome, feel free to answer some questions.Just watch out for Sayafriend. He usually posts pictures of some baby blob-shoggoth like the one in your picture. Cute? Yes! I can't tell if it's a girl or not though, since all the tentacles get in the way. Hey, as there's love between the two of them, I guess.
>>3419687>She'd shudder pitifully and have to suppress a wave of nausea as horrible memories are awakened.I heard that sound effect from Higurashi reading this, how did you do that?
>>3419698Ryukishi07's a fucking genius, the mental images from that game will stick in my mind forever
>>3419515I had not. Thanks! I can see a lot of good fanart on there. I appreciate this!>>3419198I don't think Sheik would want to take care of a baby, but she would probably do it since she wouldn't want to upset her acquaintance. I would help her, but I don't think she would expect it.>>3419210>hair salonSheik was in a world in which hair stylists wouldn't really exist, especially when Ganon was causing trouble. I'm sure she knows how to take care of her hair by herself.>>3419244Thanks!>>3419250>driveSheik was in a world without cars, so she would need to get used to seeing cars let alone driving one. You have to understand that most of us grew up watching people drive in real life or on TV, so we had a lot of exposure before we started driving. Sheik would not. She would need to take it slow. She could probably get a license, but she would probably be a very careful driver, if she ever drove at all.>>3419676>restaurantMy role would likely be that of a manager and dealing with customers. Sheik wouldn't do well with customers, so maybe she could be one of the cooks. She probably knows of a lot of dishes from her world. So the theme of the restaurant could be foods from her time. Also, her outfit is really unique, so I think that would be the theme. Sheikah outfits. It would be a uniquely themed restaurant.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Has she had a good impact on your life?Unfortunately, I have only loved Sheik this deeply for maybe a year. I have always liked Sheik, but I was in denial about feeling anything else towards her. But relatively recently, I just couldn't stop thinking about her. So I decided to give in to it and waifu her. I don't feel that lonely anymore at the very least and I feel like I have something to work towards other than just for myself. I hope to foster this love even more and make sure I can devote as much time to her as she deserves.
>>3419250(I missed this question)I think Yui would drive something simple like a Prius. Or maybe a Fit, something on the smaller side. I think she would be an okay driver, but she would be very panicky and would freak out if anybody started honking at her.
>>3419250Yuuri doesn't really drive, she did drive once during an emergency and she's pretty skilled at driving, though she's kinda fast.>>3419282My wife has smoked before, it made her light headed.>>3419676Yuuri would be the head chef.I'm not sure about the kind of food we would serve but we would surely have a uniform of some kind.I like to think that Yuuri saved me from myself, I keep trying hard to make myself a better person for her, but I still have my flaws that are difficult to overcome.I don't know why but I seem to be focused on hair.Do you think your wife as fluffy?Not only her coat, which is very fluffy and I want to hug it on its own, but Yuuri's hair also seems to be very fluffy and warm.
How stubborn is she?
>>3419779A lot.She even goes against her own limits and ends up hurting herself.
Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of? For example, is there a not so well known fact about her? Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you? For example, people are often wrong about a certain characteristic about your waifu.If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed? I do not mean that she develops as a character, but have the creators arbitrarily changed her. For example, if your waifu is shy in her manga, but in the anime adaptation, they make her a bit too outgoing.
>>3419783She smells like the ocean and masturbates with a toothbrush , not with the handle i must clarify.They always draw her too skinny , she has some deadly curves.They also consider the whole drool stuff gross.There is a LN around that i havent been able to read.it looks quite different
>>3419774>Do you think your wife as fluffy?Not particularly. Sheik's clothes are skin-tight and her hair isn't very poofy. I don't think I would have it any other way since her skin-tight clothes are pretty attractive.>>3419779>How stubborn is she?Other than being stubborn about wanting peace, she has never been one to be stubborn. She is a wise girl, so I'm sure she is willing to consider alternative opinions and possibilities.>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of?Sheik is the only character in the Super Smash Bros. series to have been ranked at the very top of the tier list in two different games; she was ranked 1st on SSB4's first tier list, and was ranked 1st on Melee's first seven tier lists. Although, it's kind of funny that she is now ranked as 4th in both Melee and SSB4 tier lists.>Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you? I absolutely HATE it when people call Sheik a man. She has always been a girl. Zelda did not use magic to turn into a man. That is final.There is also a moderate pet-peeve I have when artists draw Sheik. I am not a fan of Sheik's mouth being visible. If the art is really good, I might still save it, but I tend to avoid fanart of her without her mouth covered.>If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed?Sheik has been mostly consistent with her portrayals. Although, her manga personality seems to stray a tiny bit from OoT. But it wasn't anything too major. They probably needed to since she appears more in the manga than in the game.
Somehow, SOMEHOW, your waifu begins to feel her butt is more than a little bit bigger than she'd like. Does she do anything about it? Does her new self-consciousness affect her in any way that would be unique to her?
Can you really say you are truly loved unless She tries to gouge your eyes out?
>>3419676We'd both be cooks since neither of us are really good with people. We'd serve whatever we cook best. Our outfits would just be something simple.I started working out and setting goals because of her.>>3419774Her hair looks fluffy. I want to ruffle it up.>>3419779Pretty stubborn.>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of? For example, is there a not so well known fact about her? She likes grapes and cotton candy.>Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you? For example, people are often wrong about a certain characteristic about your waifu.Just some anatomy and eye color issues, but it doesn't bother me too much. Some think she hates being touched, but she's just shy around physical contact.>If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed? I do not mean that she develops as a character, but have the creators arbitrarily changed her. For example, if your waifu is shy in her manga, but in the anime adaptation, they make her a bit too outgoing.She's the same in the anime and manga. There's also the aforementioned LN, but I can't find that anywhere.>>3419784>and masturbates with a toothbrushw-what>>3419800She usually hides it under her skirt, so it shouldn't bug her too bad. If she's that self-conscious about it, she'll try to get it back to normal size.>>3419816That sounds painful and I don't know if she'd want to do that, but I'd be flattered anyways.Is there a body part associated with your waifu?What do you think of it?
>>3419819Excuse my raunchiness , Urabefag.But i felt extra-shitpostey whrn i wrote that.
>>3419800>Does she do anything about it? Does her new self-consciousness affect her in any way that would be unique to her?Well, you see, Sheik always wears skin-tight clothing. If her butt was getting larger, she might not even fit in her clothes anymore and it would be pretty obvious. I'm sure she would try to lose some weight. But she is a pretty active girl as it is, so it shouldn't be too hard. If Sheik were self-conscious about something, I imagine she would be pretty indirect about showing it. She would probably not show anything on her face or through her actions. However, she will probably be on the lookout to see if I am staring at her rear more often or if I touch it more. I wouldn't point it out though and let her work lose the weight in peace, if that's what she wants.>>3419819>Is there a body part associated with your waifu?Not particularly no. Although, I have seen more and more people comment that she is becoming more feminine in each entry she is in, especially in Smash Ultimate. And I have seen more people comment on her outfit making her legs more defined and attractive. So maybe in the future something will click with people and they will like that part of my waifu.>What do you think of it?On one hand, if Sheik ever became feminine enough to turn on enough guys, it would mean more art, which would be nice. But at the same time, I really am not a fan of others lewding and lusting after my waifu, especially when they don't find her early forms attractive or cute. But ultimately, if that ever happened, I would know that I am one of the only ones that would appreciate her beauty and charm in the original games. Which would mean that I would better than all of those who just lust over her. I love her no matter the iteration.
>>3419676>You and your wife decide to open up a small restaurant, what is her role and what is yours? She would probably be a waitress or cashier while I handle everything else.>What kind of food do you want to serve? I dont know maybe just a small cafe that sells cakes and other treats and stuff of that nature.>Would you have any outfits?She can keep her normal outfit and I would probably dress up like an Attendant myself.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Trying to be more healthy, and having a much more positive attitude and be nice. And have goals and dreams to strive for.>Has she had a good impact on your life?She has been a tremendous impact on my life. She has changed me in ways I thought were impossible>>3419774I think of it as more soft and silky rather than fluffy.>>3419779Depends really. She was determined to bring her sister back after she left and never thought truly of why she left just she left and only changes her mind after seeing the truth after loosing a duel with me. Other than that shes not stubborn>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of?I guess her more lighthearted and mischeviois since she doesnt show it off much only when you interact with her through her S-link. >Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you?For drawings I normally dont mind but I get bugged when people draw her way off model. But as for discussion it bugs me when people say shes bland or boring when she isnt. She has her own personality and character she just doesnt show it much because shes a more serous >If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed? In all mediums shes in they normally keep her personality unchanged and just add to her character really.
>>3419191>skydivingI don't see why not. It'd be something fun we could do together. Though I don't think there's a company that would be willing to take us.>phobiasNo natural ones that I'm aware of. If she did have one I'd do everything in my power to help her avoid it or overcome it if she wished.>pastI think we'd just go back to before human modernization and become hermits somewhere. I imagine we'd become a little tidbit of folklore.>>3419198I don't see this working out for any party involved.>>3419210I'd hope she would let me brush and caress her hair. I'd worry that cutting it might inadvertently hurt her.>>3419250She's already confident and agile so I see a small motorcycle fitting her.>>3419282Rakka's a good girl. i think it'd be fine if she just smoked in reki's memory and avoided addiction.>>3419676>RestaurantI think this would be a bit too dangerous but we could open a small two person diner where she stays in the back and prepares the food and I serve tables. The steaks would be otherworldly. >ImpactShe's probably the one who has had the greatest positive impact on my mental and physical health in my life. For her I'm now working and striving and trying to be better in the hopes that one of the stars in the night sky might be one of her eyes.>>3419690Friend, I don't want to alarm you but your sense of reality might be askew.>>3419774I imagine she is very comfortable to cuddle with.It's later than usual, I should sleep to thoughts of her.
>>3419853Yeah , you are kinda 4 hours late.I also want to say that i am innocent in the lewdening of the haibane thread at /a/
How do you feel if someone else has your waifu? I know there are some anons who share the same waifu in these very same threads. But there are plenty of other places people likely share your waifu. If you have ever encountered this, are you okay with this? Do you think others who share your waifu really understand her like you do? If you have never experienced this, how do you think you would react? While you might be polite on the outside, do you secretly resent them? Do you, just to yourself, nitpick their posts and find things that are wrong with their representation of her? Or do you perhaps accept them and feel glad that others love her like you do?
>tfw feeling too unwell to answer questionsI just want to say that I really really love waifu.
>>3419870>if someone else has your waifu?This has not happened in my time browsing here and other boards.>how do you think you would react?I think this all depends. I really, really don't like the idea of sharing my waifu. I'm even lucky that she doesn't decide to spend her life with Link and sends him back to being a kid. So she is not even taken in her source material. I have also not really seen her well-loved outside of people talking in a strictly fighting game context or, in the case of the Japanese, they seem to like her more than people in other nations. But I don't think many would waifu her there. And even if they did, I wouldn't even be aware of it. So while I am probably not the only person in the world to waifu Sheik, I am not likely going to encounter another who does. >do you secretly resent themProbably. I don't think I would want to have to share Sheik, especially when I am coming here to express my undying love for her.>nitpick their postsWhile I wouldn't go over their posts with a fine-toothed comb to find something wrong, I would be at least on the look-out for blatantly wrong information, but like you said I probably would not call them out for it. I wouldn't really want to be starting anything hostile on a place meant to honor and love our waifus.>do you perhaps accept themI don't think I could ever truly accept someone else loving the love of my life. However, I would show them the respect that any anon gets in these threads. And I might get more comfortable with them if they demonstrate that they understand Sheik more than the average person.Could your waifu ever fit in with the modern world? If she kept her outfits the same, ate the same foods she ate in her world, she made the same jokes as in her world, etc. The only she changes is that she speaks English or whatever your country's language is, but with a thick accent. Would people like her uniqueness? What could you do to make her feel more comfortable with this world?
>>3419198>How does she respond to this?Begrudgingly accepts but expects something back>Would she expect you to come along with her and help her out?She absolutely would and would be angry if I didn't>>3419210Other than personal appeal, Kana likes her short hair because it's easy to maintain and wash. So she wouldn't need to go there often other than to keep it short.>>3419250>drivesA ricer or some equivalent. Or that's what she would drive if she has a bit more money>styleNot someone I'd want to be in a car with, to say the least.>>3419676>restaurantShe'd be the bartender, I'd be chef and control finances.>foodWeird fusion dishes or food with unconventional ingredients, including that inspired by the world Kana hails from (she could actually help me on that). She'd approve no doubt.>>3419779Very. It's something to be careful about around her.>>3419800>then she'd likeI don't think there is a "too big" for Kana here, outside of something unrealistically ridiculous. She's almost flat there, and she doesn't like it.>>3419880Her world is close enough to our own that people would just think she's a delusional Japanese girl. She might be a bit too quirky for some people though, but would make a bunch of new friends just on that basis alone.
>>3419080Lewd things would be on the table a fair amount but I'd enjoy doing the intimate, non lewd things way more because I just want to hold her close in a warm, cozy embrace. And no, I'd be fine having her around 24/7>>3419250>drivingI think Minami would do alright as a driver after a bit of fumbling behind the wheel. She'd probably just like a normal little car and I have a feeling that she'd be one for sunday drives>>3419676>RestaurantShe'd probably be the hostess just so I can step out whenever and tell the whole building that I love my gorgeous wife and say really cheesy stuff just to watch her get embarassed in front of everyone and become even cuter. The food would probably either German stuff or kind of a comfort food place. Or a cafe. I think she'd like a cafe>anything you started because of wifeI started eating healthier, have been trying to swear less which I've had trouble with admittedly, working on being nicer to others and take way better care with my hygiene now too. I'm saving up to get my teeth cleaned and fixed since I have 4 cavaties and can't smile with confidence atm and I wanna be the best version of me I can be for her so I gotta get a good smile.I work out every now and again when i have the time and morivation too after work but it could be more.>Also wanna learn German mostly cuz of waifuI've done a lot so far I think but I still need to do more. I can still be better>>3419774>fluffyNot really unless it's in a ponytail which my fav style of hers but even then i'd put it more of the scruffy side>>3419779>stubbornShe's headstrong so a lot of the time she won't really look at things from a different angle until after the fact. But I like that about her since I'm so free-flowing>>3419783>Not so known factShe likes to collect ragdolls which I find is a nice change in pace to the usual view people get of her. Shows she's got a girly sideGonna answer more in another post
>>3419783>characteristicPeople draw her with bigger breasts than she has all the time and I hate it. It's one of her cutest features and helps show off her model-figure and long legs more but people will slap like large B's to C's on her. She grows to mid B's in her 20's though which I like though. People will also color her hair as just pink when it's red or 'magenta' and it feels off-putting at times.>personalityNope, other than mild comedic liberties taken in the spinoff anime and mangas she's stayed true to her original personality and I love it.>>3419819>body partHer flat chest. I fucking love it.>>3419870There's one guy he's just always used her as his pfp so I don't really mind since he doesn't really lover her, it's just what he's always stuck with.But there's another guy and I swear he's my Italian fucking clone. He and i talk to eachother about her all the time and even bounce ideas off eachother for commissions and other stuff. I share all new art I get of her and he does the same. I think genuinely he is the only person I can talk to about her with all my heart and he won't laugh cuz he's the fucking same. But this doesn't make me uncomfortable because I know that though similar, the Minami he fell in love with is different than the Minami I did. I also don't mind because, once again, he's basically me and I know he cares about and loves her from the bottom of his heart and won't do her name any disrespect.>>3419880>modern worldYeah she'd be just fine. Her world was almost exactly like ours and the thick accent thing wouldn't be a problem, her German accent is cute.I just wanna say that if there is a god i know I'm probably going to hell for not being a man of faith, but I just hope that he'd give me just five minutes with her so I can feel her warmth and hold her close to let her know I tried my best for her and to just soak in that moment. I'd take an eternity of torture for that no prob.
>>3419966>I'd take an eternity of torture for that no prob.Based, I feel exactly the same way.I doubt I’m getting a happy afterlife, but if I can at least suffer for her sake than that would be good enough for me.
>>3419784>masturbates with a toothbrush>>3414021>She'd just accept it and would probably use mine in returnThe plot thickens.
>>3419676I guess she'd have to be the waitress and I'd be the cook, I doubt it'd go well because I don't think either of us are very good at the respective roles. It'd probably be a breakfast restaurant, eggs, bacon, pancakes, etc though. No special outfits besides a service apron or something.I started learning Korean which is more than I'd done in half a decade prior, so yes she's been a net positive.>>3419774I don't think of her as particularly fluffy, her hair is straight and she doesn't really wear any 'fluffy' clothes.>>3419783Her comic in it's entirety is just about unknown in the west, not surprising since it's untranslated (for now) and Lezhin is a bitch to access as a non-KoreanSome fanart (like pic related) has her drawn with paler skin than she actually has. It's not bad enough to make me not save it, but it does bug me a little. Also, I've seen multiple different romanizations of her name on fanart. Enize, Aniche, Inije, Enije... I need to get in touch with the author and see if he has an official romanization for it.>>3419800She has shown signs of self-consciousness before, maybe she would start wearing skirts to hide it instead of just going around in spats.>>3419819I guess her hair and eyes are pretty standout. Personally I love her long hair and spiral eyes, but the few instances of her eyes being clear are beautiful.>>3419870I've never seen another person as crazy about her as me, even in Korean webspaces. I've seen a few waifu/husbandofags for other characters in her series, but never for her. I wouldn't mind it too horribly as long as they were decent about it.>>3419880Apart from her pink hair she'd fit in mostly okay. Hearing her talk in english with a thick korean accent would be adorable. I would just have to try and make sure she kept her immortality/super physical abilities under wraps, or else the government or something could potentially take an interest in her.
>>3419198An aquaintance would probably think twice about asking that of her, given she might get a sudden call to handle some problem. Unless it was on holidays. But sure, we'd take care of the baby.>>3419210Maybe but I don't think she does. She does have a few cosmetic products for her hair. Her hair is soft and smells so nice, brushing it would be a really pleasant experience.>>3419676Chinese food, maybe. She'd make me wear a qipao like the one she is wearing here.Drawing and painting (digitally at least, I haven't gotten into painting with oils, watercolors and other traditional media yet). And yeah, she makes me want to wake up every morning and push myself a little bit harder to reach my goal. I will definitely reach the skill level of top Asian illustrators for her sake.She also renewed my desire to reach my old fitness goals. She would ave been genuinely impressed knowing I could do one arm chin ups and free standing handstands but I stopped practicing on them due to depression. Which was a pretty dumb decision. After all, physical exercise is extremely effective at fighting depression. So much so that 30 minutes of exercise 5 times a week is enough to balance your brain chemicals.>>3419774Her hair is not very fluffy. It's smooth but soft, and I love it that way. >>3419779She can be a bit stubborn at first, since she tends to be a bit cocky. But if she realizes there is something she can't do by herself she won't hesitate to ask for help.>>3419783Most things pertaining to the LN I guess. Since it's not translated to English as far as I know.I rather not have to read people discussing my waifu in the first place. And way too many things bug me when it comes to art of her.Her core personality didn't change but Ishihara did add a couple of scenes in the anime adaptation where she is pretty much forced to do silly things. I don't like that.
>>3419870I hardly ever see anyone claiming to love her these days. But the ones I have seen either on 4chan or other places aren't worth talking about. They don't really understand her nor do they have any empathy for her. I feel nothing but cold apathy towards people like that. However, I don't like the idea of sharing my waifu in general. It would probably have to be a Japanese person but if I did find someone who was serious about her I would prefer to keep them out of my mind as much as possible. Also, I don't believe anyone could have the same degree of connection and empathy as I have for her.I work hard and work smart to be the person she would love. I don't believe anyone in this world can or will ever do as much for Mai as I have done for her. After all, if someone like that actually existed I would have probably know about it by now.>>3419880Yes. Besides her "singular ability" she is a pretty normal, albeit athletic girl in pretty much all areas. I think the only thing that might be out of normal parameters is the fact she has purple eyes, which would make her unique by real world standards but still not outside the realm of probability, since people with that eye color actually exist in reality.
How old or approximately how old is your waifu? Is she old enough to do what you undoubtedly would want to do with her when you two are alone? Even if she is, is there a large age gap between you two? Would that bother her? Do you care what others would think? If she's not old enough, what would you do? Would you wait until she is old enough?
>>3419870There are a few others who also love her, it doesn't bother me much. They have their Urabe and I have mine. They seem like they understand her well.>>3419880She'd fit into the modern world very easily. Only thing that blatantly sticks out is how her hair covers her eyes. Her accent would be absolutely adorable.>>3420015lewd>>3420176She's 17.>Is she old enough to do what you undoubtedly would want to do with her when you two are alone? Not yet.>Even if she is, is there a large age gap between you two?The age gap isn't that big.>Would that bother her?As long as our love is true, it wouldn't bother her.>Do you care what others would think?Nope.>If she's not old enough, what would you do? Would you wait until she is old enough?I can wait.
>>3419779She can be stubborn, especially when it's over something(one) she wants, but she's very flexible and sometimes will just tag along and go with the flow.>>3419783Most people know about her that read the story/watch the anime as she's pretty straight forward. Not a lot is really hidden.For discussion, people call her a slut or a whore. (Hachiman calls her that a slut at the very beginning of the story, but she accidentally lets the fact go she's a virgin) I like how a lot of people draw her, even though some give her larger breasts than she has, or they give her pink hair but I think that's the nice part about artistic creativity. Though I prefer when people draw her as she appears in the light novel, sizeable bust and blue eyes. The anime changed her hair color/eye color. Her personality hasn't really changed, she's still Gahama-san in the LN, anime, and manga. >>3419870I only think there are a few people I've seen with her as a wife. One guy I saw on /a/ during the Valentine's Day thing had a very nice set up and it made me happy to see how much effort he put into it. (I wasn't able to participate at the time) Plus there are a few people on pixiv that will draw/upload art or their own storyline with her up, or will always be the first to like/comment on any new piece of art of her. Some of them share/like lewd stuff, but that's to each their own. I'm not a fan of overtly lewd stuff, and I tend to hide the r-18 tag anway. Though everyone may share the same character as their wife, each person's 'version' of her is their own. I love Gahama-san a lot though and so do they. >>3419880Yes, she's from modern Japan. I know a lot of people in my circle would find her speaking English with a Japanese accent to be cute, and so would I.
>>3420176She's 17. She's able to consent and do what she wishes, so yes. (Not that I'd do anything she wouldn't want to anyway) There's a relatively large age gap between us, about 9 years. I think it would be like a teacher/student relationship, so there may be issues, but I don't think that would bother her since she loves me as much as I love her. Though if we had to wait then I would wait however long (which would only be a year anyway). Anyway, on the age question I have my own: Would anything change if your ages were reversed (you were her age and she was her age or vice-versa if she's older)? Would this be a welcomed development or do you prefer it the way it is now?If your wife has multiple mediums/art styles is there a favorite of yours? (i/e: anime, light novel, manga, visual novel, games, etc) For fan-art is there anything you wish people would do more of when drawing her?
>>3419676>You and your wife decide to open up a small restaurant, what is her role and what is yours? What kind of food do you want to serve? Would you have any outfits?She'd be the cook, and I the waiter. Whatever she wants to cook, she's good at cooking lots of different things so there'd probably be an eclectic selection. Since Kirumi would probably be in her maid outfit, I'd get myself a butler uniform to match.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Has she had a good impact on your life?Trying to sort my life out, to little success. I'd say so, I doubt I'd have even tried if it wasn't for her.>>3419774Not entirely, but there is some fluffiness to her, which I like.>>3419779Extremely, she often does things all by herself and refuses help from others, and is sometimes quite set in her ways in her opinions.>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of? For example, is there a not so well known fact about her? The badge on her chest is her old high school's logo, it's called Milky Way High as a reference to Kamen Rider Fourze.>Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you? For example, people are often wrong about a certain characteristic about your waifu.When people discuss her, they often overblow her motherly aspects, despite that only being one or two lines in the game. As for when they draw her, they often forget the badge on her chest, or draw her fringe in the opposite direction than it is.>If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed? I do not mean that she develops as a character, but have the creators arbitrarily changed her. For example, if your waifu is shy in her manga, but in the anime adaptation, they make her a bit too outgoing.Maybe a tiny bit in her manga adaptation, but those are non-canon stories.>>3419819Not really I don't think.Continued in next post.
>>3419870I've gotten along with everyone I've talked to who shared my waifu. I'm just glad to have people to talk about her with for the most part.>>3419880Given how similar our worlds are, no question. I think she'd fit in just fine.>>3420176She's old enough to be in high school, and given her maturity I'd say she'd be one of the older students at 18 or so, plus with her ageing along with me that'd make her 20. Speaking of which, her birthday is next month which is rather exciting.>>3420269>Anyway, on the age question I have my own: Would anything change if your ages were reversed (you were her age and she was her age or vice-versa if she's older)? Would this be a welcomed development or do you prefer it the way it is now?Nothing at all would really change, so it's fine as it is.>For fan-art is there anything you wish people would do more of when drawing her?I will never have enough pictures of her smiling.
>finish writing a lengthy answer to >>3419036>realize I took on things from a certain standpoint without thinking it through>realize my assumptions were wrongkill me, do it now
>>3420176She'll be turning 24 this year so yes she's old enough for lewd stuff (2 years older than me actually) nah, I don't think it'd bother her at all, at least I hope it wouldn't. Wouldn't care one bit what others think
>>3419210Cecily seems to keep her hair at shoulder length, since her hairstyle is pretty simple she may cut it herself.>>3419250She doesn't know how to drive, but I don't see why wouldn't be a good driver if she learned how. She might get frustrated at other drivers sometimes, though>>3419676>You and your wife decide to open up a small restaurant, what is her role and what is yours? What kind of food do you want to serve? Would you have any outfits?I think I would be the cook and she would be a waitress. Beyond that I don't know what kind of food we would serve.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Has she had a good impact on your life?I've started learning Japanese in order to read her untranslated light novel series. She has helped me feel better about myself and more motivated to do things.>>3419774No, her red hair is straight and smooth most of the time>>3419779Very stubborn and admits it on a number of occasions. She doesn't quickly admit defeat and she doesn't let anything stop her from achieving her goals. She tends to jump into situations on her own without asking for anyone's help, sometimes getting in over her head, and she sometimes pushes herself too hard.>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of?Probably anything from the LN or even the later part of the manga might qualify.>Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you?The "discussions" in recent years have been about nothing good, because /a/ only remembers her series for the shitposting and rumors surrounding it and nothing more. Some of the fan art I've seen of her seems to get a few details wrong.>If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed?The anime adaptation changed some aspects of her character, she was much more clumsy and unskilled at the beginning and was more averse to killing anything. I don't understand why they made these changes.
There is a Draw your waifu in paint thread on /a/ right now.>>>/a/186928295
>>3420351Already on it bossNo need to tell me twice
>>3420351I tried, I really need to learn how to draw I'm kind of sad now.
I love my waifu. She's perfect
>>3420176>How old or approximately how old is your waifu?Zelda's age in the beginning of OoT was about 9, so after the seven years of waiting and became Sheik, she would be about 16.>Is she old enough to do what you undoubtedly would want to do with her when you two are alone?Where I live, that is legal. So I would definitely be okay. I'm glad that she is though, if Sheik were to come too young, I don't know if I would be able to hold back. I would need to make sure not to be near her until she is of age.>Even if she is, is there a large age gap between you two? Would that bother her? Do you care what others would think?The age gap is moderate, but as long as she loves me, I'm sure she would be okay. I would not care what others would think.>>3420269>Would anything change if your ages were reversedNot really.>Would this be a welcomed development or do you prefer it the way it is now?I generally prefer younger girls, so her current age is fine. Though, I wouldn't mind one way or the other. I love Sheik. Age doesn't matter.>>3419880>>3419880I couldn't fit this in that post, so I'll post my answer here. Sheik would not really fit in. The food would be completely different, not many girls dress like she does, and basic technology would be new to her. But I would help her along the way. I could probably teach her hands on how to use things and just show her around. Maybe get her to take some basic classes about modern things. Some people might like her unique traits, but others would look at her funny.>>3420351Sorry, I'm too embarrassed by how bad Sheik would look in any drawing I could do. I suck at it.
I love my cute depressed wife with all my heart
>>3420497Give her a hug.
>>3419870I've seen her posted in the christmas/valentine threads /a/ has but the only one I've interacted with in a thread like this one was just a massive shitposter. I've heard about other Sayafags in different communities as well. If they have genuine love I would respect them but know that I am honor bound to duel them to the death if we ever meet in person.>>3419880Her setting is a fairly modern world so she has adapted to urban areas quite well. Though she definitely would benefit from having a safehouse.>>3420176She hasn't been on Earth long, I don't recall an exact time mentioned but it's between a couple of months to just under a year. However she is as emotionally mature as an adult if not more so. She considers herself a grown woman and has expectations of being seen as such.>>3420269>age reversalWell I'd be an infant and I have no clue how she ages. She's probably ageless actually and was made to live until she performed her purpose or dies. That's not a happy thing to think about.>mediumsThe vn by far. By faaaar.>fan-artI wouldn't mind seeing some more alternative outfits though I already feel blessed with the art there is.
If my waifu were to hug me tightly not letting me go and sinking her fingers into my flesh , i would break down and start crying on her lap like a kid.Letting out everything i have been saving inside my heart for all these years.It would feel cathartic , i guess.I am so afraid of opening up to anyone but her.
>>3420501>young adult saya taking care of infant sayafag.Heartwarming and wholesome , if you ignore certain details.
>>3420504You really should not have put that thought into my head. Now I'm gonna be imagining all night.
>>3420508I have problems with parent scenarios but Waifu onee-san taking care of little waifufag anon sounds really nice and heartwarming.like a raise your own wife scenario but genderbent.
>>3420509Could you imagine though, being an infant snatched away and having your sense altered so the only thing you knew in life was the smell of blood and the sight of flesh. To have this be your world so early that you've innately accepted it and the only thing that looks like you is your beautiful mother who's guided, fed, and protected you from an inherently dangerous world. Imagine the bond growing up like that would create. Most of the rest of what I'm imagining would benefit from spoiler tags.
>>3420176She's between 300 and 400 years old depending on the point in the series. She is technically old enough, but when it comes to lewd things she has less knowledge than a child. There is a large age gap, but I doubt it would bother her or others too much since that kind of thing matters a lot less once an immortal get involved. I wouldn't want to take advantage of her purity so even though she is technically old enough I would definitely take things slowly.[spoiler][/spoiler] >>3420269If our ages were reversed she would be even less experienced and knowledgable than she already is, and probably wouldn't even have a good grasp of language while I would be a skeleton or dessicated corpse. Being dead doesn't sound so fun, especially if it means I cant interact with her despite the fact she is so close.
>>3420508Now i am imagining an AU where saya meets an orphaned kid (with meat-vision) and raises him like his mother.This motherly charade of hers keeps her from dooming the entire world for a while and sounds like a good premise for a heartwarming story or a funny dark comedy 4-koma or LN.>I cant bring friends home because my mother is an eldritch abomination from outer space.>>3420512You would need to omit several details to let the story advance.
How important is intelligence to your waifu's character? Would she be a fundamentally different person if she was dumb?
This is the picture I have chosen to post.Note the feets.>>3420176Series started in 2008 and she was presumably a second year, so she'd be a year or two older than me.
>>3420527Noted.Have you ever found fanart of your waifu that, while off-model (boobs too big, something the wrong color, fat, whatever), you liked? If so, what did you like about it?
I JUST DELETED MY WRITEUP! FUCK!... time to start again>>3419676She cooks because she's good at it. I manage because it's probably all I can do. We hiere waiters.The food we'd serve would be traditional homemade Japanese food.The Waitresses would wear kyuute outfits.>>3419774She seems more soft and squishy to me.>>3419779Rena's pretty easygoing but has lines she absolutely will not cross.>>3419783What she keeps in the basementSometimes people draw her hair strangeI haven't finished all her media, but so far, no.>>3419800If it was too big, she'd exercise to slim down and act bashful whenever anyone drew attention to it.>>3419816She tried to split my skull open, does that count?>>3419819Her adorably pattable head.>>3419870They can love whoever they want, but the Rena in my heart (and on my save files) is mine and mine alone.>>3419880She'd fit in, my home's pretty multicultural.>>3420176Around 15-16, I think. I'd gladly have an illegal elopement with her. If Rena told me to wait until she was older to marry her, I would wait and stay faithful and pure for her.>>3420269Yes, she'd be much older than me. Elopement with an OL Waifu!Her VN by far, not that I've seen much of anything else.I want bigger pictures that can fill up my entire screen and then some.I'll allow you a look at her beautiful, smiling face while I myself admire a private picture of her beautiful, pantsu-clad butt.
>>3420527I forgot to into Japan, so she'd actually be like 2-3 years older than me.
>>3419035We would go both, I think. I'm good at planing, but have a hard time dealing with extreme situations.Also, switch is justice.>>3419036Well, there's not much of a difference between worlds since it's basically our world + slightly crazy shit happens, but it still would be really sad for her to stuck in lame RL. Even if she doesn't have much of a family and friends left. I really don't want to make her sad and her friends are cool. Still makes me question how that would work perfectly. >>3419037She would be embarrassed inside but still try to bash it out. >>3419039If more edge added, maybe. >>3419048I don't think she really cares about ancient history. She's a modern girl who lives by her own moral compass.>>3419073I think she would feel a bit confused about it. And then angry. >>3419080I don't expect lewd things happening often to be honest. It would awsome if I'm wrong but still...I like wholesome moments too. I hope that every moment with her would be like that.Maybe, but not too often. >>3419191She would totally go. I would be a bit scared though. She doesn't like syringes despite being okay with receiving heavy wounds. So that would count as am irrational fear, I think. I had it too at some point. It stops being scary after arround 6 or 7 times. Visit some civil wars of old with a giant bowl of popcorn. >>3419198>Would she expect you to come along with her and help her out?So it would be two clueless folks looking after a baby then. >>3419210She keeps her hair in quite messy state. It's still cute and she doesn't require often cutting. >>3419250She can drive a motorcycle like a badass. I don't know if she had license though. >>3419676That would be great, really. I don't know about the roles though. Maybe she would be a waitress and I will manage stuff. >>3419774YES SHE IS!
>>3419779Pretty much. >>3419783I need to rehash the series for myself to answer that. People can't stop comparing her to Shadow the Hedgehog to the point when I don't even know if they are meming or they are serious. I don't like it either way. Ryuuko is a cute and good girl. >>3419800She won't be surprised. She's been warned. >>3419819Half of her bobody that isn't really covered while in combat. Looks nice.>>3419870Of course there are more Ryuukofags. The wankers made 90+ threads here since like 2014.I'm okay with that as Ling as they love her and don't want to just bang her.>>3419880She would do super fine. I doubt that she would need any help adapting. >>3420176She was 17 during the series. I'm like 19 now so the gap isn't that bad. >>3420269That would not change too much between us, really. Only one stile since she only has her series. I dunno.
>>3420176Her pre-comic data page has her age listed as 566, and she herself says she's over 500 in the comic itself so I assume it's still accurate. I don't think the age gap would matter much, if at all.>>3420269She only has the one style.I wish more fanart would show her in different outfits, I only have a handful of images with her in something different than her usual clothes. Nobody's even drawn fanart of her penguin suit yet as far as I've seen.>>3420526She's not particularly smart or particularly dumb, she just has very little filtering on what she does or says most of the time. I like that part of her.>>3420530I found this on a Naver fanart crawl and it made me laugh, I didn't even know mega milk was a thing in Korea.
Waifu has been sentenced to prison for ten years for a crime she did not commit. It will take a few months at minimum to get her out. How does she deal with this situation? Will she survive well with all the other women in the prison?
>>3419035I don't see her being dominant, although I don't mind being submissive per se.>>3419036Her world is basically the real one with the exception of the existence of diclonii. She would feel bad about abandoning her friends, but she might be able to pull it off if she's really head over heels for me. I would want her to pick what makes her the happiest, though.>>3419037She would apologize profusely and embarrassedly try to clean me.>>3419039No, she's way too gentle to pull it off.>>3419048She seems like she would be interested in 19th century Europe.>>3419073That would hurt her in particular really badly, considering the conclusions she's likely to draw. I'm honestly afraid of how she would feel about herself and what she might do.>>3419080Now and then.>>3419191No way.She's a timid person in general, but I'm not sure she has specific phobias. Failure and being treated with disdain, perhaps.I'd like to go to the 80s and 90s. She might want to check out the 19th and early 20th century.>>3419198I think she would say yes. I really don't care much for babies, but she might want me to come along and support her a bit.>>3419210Her hair is pretty long, but the hairstyle is relatively simple, so we might be able to handle it on our own.>>3419250I think she'd do alright, but driving isn't really her style.>>3419676I'm a decent enough cook. She might be a bit too shy to be a waitress, so I might have her join me in the kitchen. We might run a restaurant serving hearty German meals, or maybe Japanese foods that rarely get served in the west such as okonomiyaki.I suppose the time it took for her special chapter to get translated back in the day was part of the reason I started making serious efforts to learn Japanese. That definitely had a good impact on my life.>>3419774Her hair is more silky, but I suppose she has some fluff.>>3419779She's timid and afraid of conflict, but refuses to give up on her dream.(cont.)
>>3420756>>3419800>t. KaminashifagBut to be serious, I think it's an issue she's used to tackling. I think she would exercise if it started getting out of hand, but she would already be avoiding skin-tight pants and the like, so it wouldn't affect her too much at first.>>3419819I can think of a few answers, but they're all kind of crass in one way or another.>>3419870I saw others with her as their waifu a few times around 10 years ago. I'm assuming their feelings were far more shallow and fetishistic, but I don't really mind. I'm just glad to see her being acknowledged and appreciated.>>3419880I don't think things would change too much, since she's from early 00s Japan.>>3420176She's about 17, so it's not that much of a problem. Our age gap isn't too huge yet, either.>>3420269Her as an adult would be lovely too, but I'd like to be at least 18.I'm always deeply grateful for any image that's drawn of her (with the exception of a certain few ones on dA...), but I suppose her interacting with others (be it characters from her series or joint requests) and humorous images are things that would be nice to see more of.>>3420526She herself feels that being good at studies is the one redeeming trait she has. While that obviously isn't true, her being so gifted and hard-working definitely adds to how sympathetic she is.>>3420627I think protective custody would be a must, because the others would practically eat her alive.
>>3420176Mai would be 17 in the year 2019, considering her story takes place 5 years into the future. But I wouldn't ever want to do anything she wouldn't want to do in the first place. And no, I don't believe it would bother, she is a pretty mature person despite her age. >>3420269It really doesn't matter. Your mental age is what's most important (up to a certain point at least). There isn't that big of an age gap between us anyway. Mai herself looks pretty mature for her age, especially given how she often gets compared to models from fashion magazines, and I'm close to being in top shape as well, so we wouldn't look out of place when standing side by side.Definitely more fighting poses and or fighting scenes. It's what she likes the most after all.>>3420526Mai isn't very academically smart, she can be a bit lazy at school and doesn't understand complex explanations or subjects. However, she does have a very sharp intuition, which according to some experts it's the greatest kind of intelligence. Said intuition has helped her and her friends overcome many obstacles. So yes, I would say she would be a fundamentally different person.>>3420627Mai is an experienced martial artist and elite ability user (volume 2 and 3). She would probably end up in a similar situation as Rinka from Tokyo ESP. But she'll definitely get through it, no problem.
>>3420269>If your wife has multiple mediums/art styles is there a favorite of yours?I think her Smash Ultimate and Hyrule Warriors representations are the cutest. But her original design will always be the best to me. It feels like it is the true, real Sheik.>For fan-art is there anything you wish people would do more of when drawing her?Make sure to keep her mouth covered! Sheik should only show those things to her lover. While cutesy art of her is fine, I would like just as much serious ones as well.>>3420526>How important is intelligence to your waifu's character? Would she be a fundamentally different person if she was dumb?Oh yes, it is very important. If she wasn't intelligent, she shouldn't have the triforce of wisdom. And even if she did, she wouldn't have been deserving of it. Her intelligence was what created the alter-ego of Sheik. Without Zelda's wisdom, my waifu wouldn't even exist! But even if she was created and dumb, Sheik could not speak as eloquently as she does at the very least and would not be able to sneak nearly as well.>>3420627>How does she deal with this situation? Will she survive well with all the other women in the prison?Honestly, I think Sheik could escape with relative ease. But if she couldn't/didn't, She would act quite and reserved. She is more capable than most, if not all of the women there, so they would be in for a rude awakening if they fucked with her. Sheik might brood a bit in her cell since she would be separated from me and what she likes to do in the outside world.
>>3419035We treat ourselves as equals, helping each other through hard times.>>3419036The biggest problem in adjusting to new world would be her trying to grasp whether she actually belongs here. Technology is much better and her daily life will greatly change from what she experienced in late 50s in her world.Now this is problematic question. Because on the one hand she has all the reasons to stay in her world, including her [spoilerZ][/spoilerZ] but on the other hand she doesn't belong in her world anymore, she's gone. It's question on whether she accepts that she was brought here instead of going elsewhere. I'm sure she would appreciate being given a second chance.See answer above. It will be straining for her though, especially the separation from her [spoilerZ]daughter[/spoilerZ]. She survived through many hardships just to stay alive and deliver her. It will take her quite some time to adjust to new circumstances. But I'm absolutely certain she would cling to her new life just as she clung to her previous life.As I see this question, as a resurrection to my world, yes, I would bring her here. I don't even care if she would love me or not, just the possibility of this miracle happening is enough. I'm free from the guilt you speak of since she was already torn away from her world, which makes me happy my choice can't hurt her that much, but at the same time being happy about these circumstances sickens me a bit.>>3419037She'd clean it up quickly. She doesn't get embarrassed easily.>>3419039Hell no.>>3419048Renaissance if anything, mostly because of the value of art created at the time.>>3419073She would get sad. Feel like an abandoned puppy.>>3419080No, I only want the distance between us to become smaller. >>3419191Yes and yes.No.Visit da Vinci.>>3419198She would accept, kids are precious after all. She would drag me out along with her and make jokes like 'we look like a married couple' along the way.
>>3420866>we look like a married couple' along the way.Those jokes are dangerous
>>3420869Very dangerous, for my heart.
>>3420872I couldnt have said it any better.At least not without tons of lewdness added.
>>3419210Not really, she keeps long hair and she mostly visits a salon to cut her bangs.>>3419250Nothing yet, she would enjoy driving a car and not getting tired, traveling as far as roads go.>>3419676She'd be a cute meido while I'm cooking, I don't know what to cook though, I guess I would bring local cuisine.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife?I still believe she saved me from committing suicide back then. So I guess I started living again.There's also fuckload of other things but lets skip it.>>3419774Hardly, her hair mostly straight, smooth, beautiful.>>34197798/10>>3419783What's going on her head is a mystery.I don't like people calling her a dyke. Her relationship with other Toko isn't like that.Actually, she doesn't change much that much in her other works, she seems more fragile in cd drama and more open about herself in that shitty hentai adaptation, besides that her core remains the same.>>3419800She's petite, if she suddenly starts calling her butt large it would be a news to me. She would use it as an additional weapon in her teasing.>>3419819The limbs, kinda, [implyingspoilers]lack thereof.[/implyingspoilers]>>3419870I want to know these people better, figuring out Toko was/is/to be continued/etc hard and having additional point of view would help me greatly.Speaking about which, I wonder if other tokofag ever visited these threads. I found some old ass post in waifu thread about her and I wonder if it might have been him.>>3419880She would fit right in. She acts plenty normal in public.>>3420176I first tried reading her VN when she was older than me. I passed her few months after that and finished reading it almost a year later. She's around 17 years old. There's barely few years between us now. She can consent here anyway.>>3420269I wonder if she would playing around with oneesan role.I don't have a favourite.>wishWish they consulted loomis before fucking drawing.
>>3420526Very important. How else would she mask her being all right when she was actually not?>>3420875Increase the lewdness then! Do it fag!Do you like the work your wife comes from or not really? A particular case of bad writing, maybe details not working together or composition of story being bad?As much as I love my wife I can't say I enjoy rereading KnS that much. It's not even a good criminal story and many events are built on pure bullshit, especially tragic ones. Only characters and atmosphere somehow carry it.
Do you ever see a situation from another series or franchise, and then imagine yourself and your waifu in a similar situation to what you saw?
>>3420893What bloody cripple taught this guy anatomy?Looks more like a centipede than a column.>>3420899All the fucking day
>>3419880Sure she looks and act human enough to pass and lives near modern time so she'd fit right in. Only issues are probably her eyes and strength.>>3420176She is ageless or immortal but looks like a mid to late 20s woman think. besides that she doesnt really seem to mind the gap from what I gather.>>3420269I prefer how things are regarding our ages.I love her P4G portrait the most followed by her Q art and models.Not really. I just want to see her in specific outfits sometimes.>>3420526She is smart but a little curious about our world. So it would be really weird if she was just not as smart>>3420893I like Persona 4 very much. had a good story, setting, characters, gameplay and music. It does have its flaws but I feel it's a soild game.
>>3420893Anon, I'm pretty sure that falls under guro. This board is for /c/ute images only.
>>3420902What if it is /c/ute /g/uro?
>>3420269>Anyway, on the age question I have my own: Would anything change if your ages were reversed (you were her age and she was her age or vice-versa if she's older)? Would this be a welcomed development or do you prefer it the way it is now?The gap isn't that big, but we might meet under different circumstances. I prefer it the way it is now, but I don't mind this either.>If your wife has multiple mediums/art styles is there a favorite of yours? (i/e: anime, light novel, manga, visual novel, games, etc) Anime and early manga.>For fan-art is there anything you wish people would do more of when drawing her?I wish they'd draw her in different outfits.I'd also like if more images had with with both eyes obscured.>>3420351>>>/a/186946472>>3420526It's not very important to her character. She's smart and thoughtful, but it's not really the main focus. I don't think she'd be a completely different person if she were dumb, but some events might have turned out differently.>>3420627She'd sleep whenever she can, and would be pissed off in her situation. Separated from me and surrounded by people I doubt she'd like. She could use that anger to defend herself if she has to.>>3420893The anime is excellent, the art, animation, soundtrack, drool noises, it's all good, and included the best parts of the manga. The manga started off well, but with the idol arc, it went in a less interesting direction, the art got blander too. It still has it's moments though.>>3420899Yeah, for better and worse.>>3420902looks cute to me
>>3420907>looks cute to meOh no. I think you're letting the other Urabefag influence you too much. Don't fall into the dark side.
>>3420900The issue is that nobody taught this guy anatomy, sugina miki is overrated hack.
>>3420913cute comes in many formslittle macabre, but the cute is still there
>>3420906A lot of my the stuff that happens to my waifu would be guro if it was any other character in the same situation. Does that make it count as /c/ute guro?
>>3420526She's not really dumb, but she's not exactly smart either. She's like lower end of average I suppose, though if she were dumb academically it would be kind of moe but it's not overall that important to her. >>3420627She gives me a call from prison, I try to bust her out. Though really, I'd try and fight it all I can and even then some before resorting to other means. I don't think she would do too well in prison since she's just a regular girl. Unless she makes friends with Big Bertha and gets protected.I can't think of any questions at the moment, but you all are good people and I wish for nothing but years and years of happiness between you and your loved one.
>>3420627She has a good record of avoiding the police, but if she did somehow get caught she'd probably just bust out on her own the first chance she got.>>3420893I like what I've been able to read of it pretty well. I've complained about how much referential humor it packs in but that seems par for the course for most korean gag comics I've seen, like 4 Cut Hero. When it dips into more serious stuff it manages to be pretty compelling.>>3420899Probably, I can't think of any instances off the top of my head though.
>>3420967Thanks and likewise to you.
Somebody put a magical clown nose on your waifu and she turned into a clown, complete with garish recolors and uncontrollable jokes, gags, and goofiness. Would her character lend itself to any unique performances? When the nose is removed and she comes back to her senses, how does she take it? If she actually enjoyed the experience, would she want to try it again, or refuse?
>>3421051>Clown UrabeI need this
>>3421051I think Yuuri would really enjoy making people laugh.
>>3421087This is why letter spacing is important.
>>3420893I enjoy the series my wife is from, the only problem is so does r*ddit and a lot of idiots who try to self-insert as Hachiman. >>3420899Yes, though it's mostly involving romantic stuff. Sometimes I imagine going through some Muv Luv-esque scenario minus the BETA rape.>>3421051Clowns are creepy, I'd rather not think about this.Is your wife more of an introvert or an extrovert? Are you the same as her? If you got Isekai Trucked to your wife's world, what's the first thing you would do in your quest to marry her?
>>3421051Not exactly sure how she'd use her powers in her gags, but I'm sure they'll be creative.When she comes back to her senses, she'd be embarrassed and wouldn't want to talk about it for a bit. She might look back on it and laugh eventually.>>3421111>Is your wife more of an introvert or an extrovert? Are you the same as her? She's very introverted. I'm the same.>If you got Isekai Trucked to your wife's world, what's the first thing you would do in your quest to marry her?Find her.You and waifu are the last people alive. How would she take this? How would you take this? What would you two do now?
I want my wife to say something like this to me.>>3419779Yuuri is able to go with the flow.>>3419783She actually doesn't wear a bra, having outgrown the ones she had.People often think she's not very smart, but I think I've done my part in clearing up that misconception.I'm not sure, she seems pretty much the same in both, though I think the anime is able to expand on some of her little things which show who she truly is.>>3419800She probably doesn't care all too much.>>3419816Yuuri is too sweet and nice to ever do something so horrific.>>3419819Breasts and eyes.I like them both.>>3419853It is hard for me to dream, I wish I could have dreams of her.>>3419870So long as they understand her true nature, I won't have any problems with them, but as far as I've seen there isn't any others.>>3419880The rifle, helmet and old worn out clothing might be a little off to most people, but Yuuri is very adaptable so she would do fine in this world.>>3420176Yuuri is around college age, so we can do all we want.I think she would be just a year younger than me.>>3420269I am content with what everyone's been drawing of her.>>3420351>>>/a/186944959>>3420526Yuuri isn't dumb at all.>>3420527Yuuri image, I choose you!>>3420627Yuuri will manage.>>3421111Yuuri is definitely an extrovert.I am not.I must find her and explain my feelings for her.>>3421130We would both make the best of our time on earth.I'd like to tell her that even if the world was populated, the only person I'd like to spend the rest of my life with is her.I have no questions for you.
>>3420893>workI do, but OoT is not my favorite TLoZ. It's very overrated. MM is superior. However, my waifu makes me want to play OoT more often than MM. Master Quest is a nice bonus for the GC version though. OoT 3D is not really worth playing honestly, but Sheik looks cute though. And I can never get enough, so of course I played it more than once. OoT's manga is alright, nothing too special. I like how they made Sheik's role a bit more interesting. Smash Melee is fun and I'm glad Sheik is top tier. Smash Brawl is not that good, it's too slow, but Sheik is cute especially when she is just casually drinking tea on the Halberd in pic related. Smash 4 is a good game and I'm glad Sheik is back to being top tier. Smash Ultimate is a fun game, but man, how could they make Sheik a bad character? What a horrible situation. At least Sheik in that game is very attractive. Hyrule Warriors/Legends/Definitive Edition is a fun, but a bit repetitive experience. I like Sheik's design and I think her gameplay is fun. Her little 8-bit cameo in Super Mario Maker is pretty cute. I really liked playing stages as her.Overall, her representation in media has been mostly good and most of the media itself is average to great too.>>3420899>situationYes. Whenever I see a situation in which an MC has to warm a reserved and kind of cold girl's heart, I think of me doing the same to Sheik. Or even a situation in which a girl who would never blush, blushes a little bit, I think of Sheik.>>3421051Oh man, I can not imagine Sheik turning into a clown. That would be quite the funny experience. I would need to take videos of it and save it in a place she couldn't delete them. It would be super cute. She would HATE it and would try to do everything in her power to make me forget. She wuld probably hunt down any pictures or videos I saved and destroy them.(cont.)
>>3421111>introvert or extrovertMy waifu is an introvert through and through. I am more of a mix honestly.>Isekai TruckedIf that happened, I would need to find some way to beat Link in defeating Ganon. Or perhaps much more realistically, offer my support to the both of them. I would call myself a time traveler from a time in the far future where Ganon doesn't exist and I would help them beat him. With Link being sent back to being a child, I might have a chance.>>3421130>last twoShe would think that Ganon was more thorough than she thought and would be extremely hurt. I wouldn't be happy per say, but I would secretly be grateful that I would not need to worry about anybody taking my love. I'm not sure. We're probably screwed. But we could try to repopulate. That part would be fun at least.Would your waifu be a good worker in an office? If not, what kind of job would she have? Is there anything that is currently offered that she would like? Would she like work, hate it, or be indifferent? Would she get along with coworkers and her bosses or would she not?An office would not suit Sheik much at all. She would absolutely hate it and she wouldn't even be okay with how she would have to dress for it. I'm not sure if there would be a modern job Sheik would like very much other than doing some research position. She is very wise after all. She could become a performer since she is so acrobatic and sneaky, but that wouldn't suit her. She wouldn't like crowds. Unless she found some niche job that would be nice, she probably wouldn't like working at all. I don't think she would outwardly complain, but she would show it in her demeanor. Sheik is a quiet, reserved girl. I don't think she would get along much with other coworkers and bosses unless it was necessary.
>>3421051WAIFUS RISE UP
What if wife is a plant?
>>3421256All waifus are welcome, friend.Mai Waifu is A Goddess!
>>3419800I think she would increase her exercise to get rid of it. She is kind of self-conscious about her body and would worry about someone else noticing it.>>3419819Sometimes other people say things about her chest, especially in the anime. Every part of her is beautiful.>>3419870I don't think that anyone has ever seriously loved Cecily as much as I do. Other people hardly even talk about her these days, much less claim that she is their waifu.I would probably tolerate someone else who treated her with the same love and respect as I do, but I think I don't mind not having to deal with that.>>3419880She can fit in with the modern world if she adjusted to our culture, as it would seem futuristic to her. The only thing unusual about her is having red eyes with red hair, which is extremely rare if even possible at all. Most people would just see her as an active, strong-willed girl. I would teach her everything that I can about our world.>>3420176She is 16 at the beginning and most likely 17 near the end, though the ending timeskips years ahead after that. She is considered to be an adult by others in her setting, and seems to be mostly mature in mind.The age gap thing is complicated, as her series takes place in a separate world with no obvious time-frame relative to our own. Right now, I'm nearly twice as old as she is at the beginning of the story, but in the year that the first LN volume was released, I was only three years older than her. Regardless of the size of the gap, I don't think she would care as long as we loved each other. I feel like we wouldn't start a serious relationship until she was nearly 18 anyhow, because we would take things slowly.>>3420269I don't think reversing the age gap would change much, especially when the gap isn't well defined in the first place.The manga's art style is my favorite, it felt like a refinement of the LN art in some cases.I wouldn't mind seeing fan art of her in different outfits than usual.
It's crazy how quick she is to start moving now when I look at her pictures and unfocus my eyes a bit.>>3420526She's beyond human intelligence, she had to be to survive.>>3420532Fucking rip. I hope the new one fares better.>>3420627Even if they did catch her, she'd break out of any prison or secret lab they'd try to hide her in. If I could help I'd do so in a heartbeat.>>3420899Yep, romance stuff is a lot harder to watch now than it was before her.>>3420902>>3420906>>3420951A little guro now and then is healthy.>>3421051I imagine she'd draw quite the crowd.>>3421111>intro/extrovertShe's shy but I'm not sure human terms can classify her personality accurately.>questFirst I gotta find her. Hopefully I arrive pre mc car crash so I'd break into the hospital she's staying at at night and look for her. Maybe she'd be attracted if I walked the halls and softly called her name.>>3421130This wouldn't be so bad for us. She'd be glad we could live peacefully and devote our time into each other instead of hiding. I'd feel bad losing so many loved ones but she would console me. We live out the rest of our lives, maybe take over the Earth a bit and chill.>>3421206Would you reply with "I want Yuuri!">>3421256Wives can be odd things indeed.
>>3420526She has average intelligence, but she has a sharp intuition and good instincts, as she is able to read other people's feelings and has managed to survive dangerous situations. She has admitted she is "a little dense" when it comes to memorizing things.>>3420627She would try to wait it out. She is capable of defending herself from others as long as she isn't outnumbered or taken by surprise. However, a few months of this might start to take a toll on her well-being.>>3420893I liked the manga adaptation, it was fairly good. The setting and plot are not the most inspired, but I think the characters (especially her) carried it pretty well. The katana stuff that people often complain about was not really that big of a deal, honestly. It had some parts that were quite dark.The anime is not that good because it was not a faithful adaptation and was too short. Most of the changes to the story weren't for the better and the added parts were pretty much filler.The original LN is not translated so I haven't been able to read it yet, one day I will though. It seems to have a good deal more content than what the manga adapted.>>3420899Sometimes I do that with romantic situations from other series.>>3421051It would be very distressing for her to have lost control of herself in that way, so I don't think she would enjoy it at all.>>3421111Cecily is extroverted, while I am introverted.If I knew what was going to happen, then I would try to find her and help her fight the crazed veteran rampaging in the street.>>3421130I don't think she would take it well at all, as that would mean that she failed to protect almost everyone. I would be pretty shaken by this as well, although I would be content to live the rest of my life with just her and any children that we have. We would try to survive and make the most of the situation.
Your wife has baked you a cake, and it is horrible. Do youA: Eat the cakeB: Decline the cakeC: You have baked your own equally awful cake and now have too many awful cakes for one householdD: Pretend like you have not seen nor smelled wife's cakeE: Use spontaneous, vigorous lovemaking to discretely destroy the cake, as if in a fit of passion
>>3421299F: All of the above. Simultaneously.
>>3421111She is a little more on the introvert side and Im the same way.Well I can only truly meet her If Im the wild card. So if I just become the MC just meet her like normal finish her requests than show her my true feelings and love.>>3421130I dont how she would feel but hopefully as sad as I am since there is nobody left. And I guess we would survive as best we can and just enjoy the company we share together.>>3421249Probably. She has a nickname of "sadistic stud-keeping secretary".>>3421299Probably A. and If possible just give her feedback and Im not going to be too tough on her since I dont know the extent of her cooking skills.
Could someone explain to me the concepts of 'waifu' and '2D love'?
Would your waifu outlive you? Is she much more fit than you and thus would live longer, or is there some in-universe explanation? Will you outlive your waifu? Why? While I don't want to make anons think about their waifus dying, I will ask one more question. Would she prefer to be buried, cremated, donated to science, or something else?
>>3421299>Your wife has baked you a cake, and it is horrible.As tempting as E since I really, really want to be doing lewd things with her often, that isn't the best option. Hopefully, she would have failed making the cake since she is just learning the in-and-outs of cooking in the modern world. So I would pick A. I would eat a full slice. I would use this experience to give her pointers on how to improve. As much as I wouldn't like the taste, my love made it. How could I refuse? And then I would give her a vigorous love making session for just the heck of it.>>3421256I must admit, that is a very unique waifu you have there.>>3421305Your kidding right?>>3421308>Would your waifu outlive you?It is said that Hylians don't live more than 100 years, although that might not be an exact number. However, I don't think I will live that long. Most men die in their 70s or 80s. Sheik is healthier and more active than me. So she will probably outlive me.>Will you outlive your waifu? Why?Probably not, but it is possible. She could get sick from a modern disease for example. As much as I don't want to think about it, it is possible that I could have to bury my Sheik if she were real.>Would she prefer to be buried, cremated, donated to science, or something else?I really don't want to think about it. But probably buried. God, I would hope we die on the same day and time. I couldn't bear to see her be lowered down and never see her again.
>>3421312I'm not kidding. I figured I'd find a community to ask directly, as that would be the best way to learn.
>>3421313Have you ever fallen in love with someone? Like head over heels in love? It's that feeling, but with a fictional girl. Since you can't interact with her or even watch her from a distance, you consume the media she is in, save images of her, buy merch of her, talk about her online with others who feel the same way about another 2D girls, and many other things. Some anons are pretty far gone and others aren't. That's basically it.
>>3421305Well my perspective on it is a waifu is a fictional character that you fall in love with. And 2D love is like 3D in a way staying loyal to her through thick and thin and through all triumphs and defeats, improving yourself in a variety of ways to show her that you can change for her and be the best man you can for her and only her, and just showing her love and affection whenever you can.
>>3421317That makes a lot of sense. Thank you, kind anon.
>>3421299She can pick up on me forcing it so I tell her I appreciated the gesture but she knows I prefer her specially prepared steaks.>>3421302Wild.>>3421305>>3421313A waifu is a fictional character you've fallen romantically in love with and decided to "marry" hence "waifu" which is a japanized version of wife. For me at least there was a period after meeting her where she was always on my mind but I never felt like it was genuine love. Then one day I saw her face in a random thread and my heart beat skipped and I knew that I was in it for good. People often can't help who they fall in love with and I myself would rather embrace it than try and discard my feelings which would leave me miserable. To me, she's as real as any person even if she doesn't have a physical form in this world.>>3421308I've seen her death in the novel and trust me it's something I still have to come to grips with. If I dwell on it I get into a mourning mood and I think she'd feel better if I decide to live on in her memory as long as possible.
>>3421321That also makes some sense. I guess it's more a thing that 'happens to you', so to speak?
>>3421323You don't choose your waifu, she chooses you.
>>3421324I'm familiar with that adage. And it's usually sudden, yes? Even if you've been aware of her for a while, the transition from 'like' to 'love' is very abrupt and sudden?
>>3421327It really depends on the person as everyone loves at different speeds. There are cases where a temporary infatuation makes you think she's your waifu but you later slowly fall out of love with her and leave her either for a new "waifu" or actual 3dpd. It takes some emotional maturity I think.
>>3421330Alright. That clarifies quite a bit.There are a couple characters I've considered 'precious' for years and years, but I wouldn't consider my feelings for either to quite be 'love', I don't think.
>>3420526Rena's incredibly intelligent, she just doesn't use that ability in daily life. She's deeply insightful and I love that part of her. A dumbed-down Rena would break my heart for what could have been.>>3420627Rena would quickly adapt to prison life. She's strong enough that it would be dangerous to mess with her while at the same time, she wouldn't antagonize any of the prisoners.>>3420893I love it, even without me finishing it, it's already one of my favorite stories of all time. Everything fits together so well while building on the beautiful aesthetic of her hometown before it all gets twisted and messed up.>>3421051Dunno, her humor isn't really clown humour (which I don't find really funny). She'd probably enjoy being a clown but be too bashful to try it and be that garish again.>>3421111Introvert. She needs her breaks from other people.Push the MC towards the other love interest.>>3421130She'd be distraught and miss her friends, but she'd harden her heart and move on.I'd be fine somehow. Would miss some people though, but they can't be helped.Lean on each other to get through the bleak days ahead of us.>>3421249No, she's bad with just sitting down and working.My housewife.She'd enjoy it, but she really enjoys almost everything.She's pretty amiable, so she probably would.>>3421299F. Catch the blonde-haired brat and flick her head a little for pouring salt into the batter. It's the only explanation for her cake tasting bad.>>3421308She'd probably outlive me, she's much more fit than I am and younger as well.She'd probably want to be cremated, she'd hate to be food for the worms and maggots.>>3421305For me, love is something you feel when you meet another person that compliments your flaws perfectly, a second half. A Waifu love is what happens when that person you see is 2D. I didn't choose to love her, we just clicked.
>>3421327Yeah. For example, I knew about my love, Sheik, since I was a young child playing OoT. I liked her as a character, but I had no real feelings for her. I replayed it again when I was maybe 18, and when she was on I did feel a little excited for reasons I didn't really understand. A few years later, I had a dream that had her in it. Later that day, I literally could not stop thinking about her. My heart kept racing. I toyed with my feelings for about a year. Finally, I came here and started admitting to myself and other anons about my love for Sheik. But I would say I started to love her at the start of last year because of a one off dream I had. But I honestly think it was more than just a random dream about a random girl.In any case, it can happen out of nowhere. Maybe you will understand one day.
>>3421332A second half? Interesting perspective. Thank you.>>3421334So the basis was there, and the dream was your unconscious providing a catalyst? Maybe I will one day understand.
>>3421339>So the basis was there, and the dream was your unconscious providing a catalyst? Maybe I will one day understand.I'm not entirely sure myself. But that sounds about right. It makes me wonder how other anons started loving their waifus. I literally joined these threads during the last one. So I'm pretty new myself and am just starting to learn who the regulars are.
>>3421305Find a cartoon.Love the cartoon.
>>3420567>She's been warned.Wh-what?
>>3421111I'm more of an introvert, she has bits of both, but I'd say she's more on the extroverted side.Try not to get killed before I even find her, I guess. Despite her comic being mostly a gag comic her world has some very dangerous people.>>3421130Badly. Very badly. I wouldn't even know how to console her when she'd be faced with the reality that once I died it would just be her, forever.>>3421249She's not well-suited to most kinds of jobs, especially not an office type job. I could maybe imagine her being a performer that makes use of her superhuman attributes but even that requires more discipline than she probably has.>>3421299Eat a little of it and then offer to feed her a bite and let her see how it tastes for herself.>>3421308She is immortal. I deliberated on how to deal with that knowledge for a while and decided that in my perfect fantasy world where she's real and loves me, I should be able to freeze myself until human immortality is developed, provided she's willing to wait for me that long.>>3421342I initially found a single picture of my Inije on a booru when idly surfing through tags one night. Thought she was sexy, so I combed the artist's pixiv and saved everything he had of her and then didn't think about her for a while after. At some point a few months later I was going through my saved images and found her again and decided to dig for more. So I searched her pixiv tag (which had next to nothing because it was in Japanese rather than Korean,) and searched for info on her artist, eventually finding his Naver blog and learning she was from a Korean source and not a Japanese one. From there searching for stuff about her got a lot easier, and by the time I found the pages of her flashback in the comic I was already head over heels, seeing her suffering even when I couldn't understand anything, and what little I could glean from google translating stuff, all just fanned the flames. This was all back in like, 2014/2015 I think?
>>3421447>in my perfect fantasy world where she's real and loves me, I should be able to freeze myself until human immortality is developedYour fantasy world can't just have you be immortal?
>>3421459Unfortunately even my fantasies seem to have to be at least a tiny bit consistent with reality.
>>3420351>mods killed the thread earlyAssholes.
>>3421356That's a bit less helpful than the other anons' answers, but thanks all the same!
Has someone else's waifu posts made interested in checking out their franchise?
Have you ever imagined your waifu existing in a different setting than the one she is native to?
>>3421525*made you interested
>>3420893Volume 1 of the LN (which the anime adapted) is a light-hearted comedy school-fantasy series for the most part. It might not be all that great but I think it's a fun seriesnevertheless. Also, I like anything having to do with brain science so I like it when the series touches upon those subjects.>>3420899Usually romantic situations, maybe some stuff from light-hearted rom-com SoLs. Also, I usually imagine myself going through a long, arduous journey only for my wife to catch me in the end and tell me I did a great job with tears in her eyes. Kinda like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ABGAMsRZgI wonder if that's weird of me.>>3421051Mai is always the straight woman in comedy scenes. I don't think she'd be very pleased at all.>>3421111She is more of an extrovert. I'm more of an introvert but ideally I would like to reach the point where I can be either one depending on the circumstances. That would allow me to help my wife more effectively.>>3421111Give the MC a slight push so he can go out with Reina. There is clear romantic chemistry between them.>>3421130She would be really sad, losing all her loved ones. Same goes for me. As for what we do next, that goes without saying, right?We'll try to find an answer, and (if applicable) make sure the one responsible pays for what he's done. That would be our way to atone for allowing so many people to perish.>>3421249I'm not sure she'd be happy managing papers all day. If she had a job I think she would prefer it to be as part of the anti-phantom personnel, policewoman or fitness instructor.>>3421299A. Mai has decent cooking skills. A cake prepared by her can't possibly be horrible.(cont. in next post)
>>3421342I saw Mai as someone who could compliment my strengths and makeup for my weaknesses. I believed I could easily connect with her in all areas (physical, spiritual and mental).More than that, whenever I saw her I always felt a warm gentle feeling in my chest that fills me to the brim to the point of overflow. While I felt a very strong spark shortly after meeting her, many factors had to be in place. That's how I decided to follow my heart and commit to the feelings I had for her. My mind, body and heart were in perfect alignment, that's how I knew I was right.
>>3421531>physical, spiritual and mentalInteresting that you word it like that. I was getting an impression of 'waifuism' being a pneuma-like thing, with waifus being a modern extrapolation of concepts like 'daimons', 'muses', 'genii', and 'guardian angels'.
>>3421555Some make it like that, others desire a more intimate physical relationship. That's where lewdposting and such come from.
>>3421566How many of these lewdposters are truly devoted to their waifus, though, and how many are just clinging onto 'FotM attraction', though? Not trying to lean one way or another - genuinely curious.
>>3421571Well I've been with Saya for about 5 years now and she comes from an inherently lewd visual novel so I understand my romantic love for her includes the desire to have sex and I'm not ashamed to admit that. That's my experience at least, I know it can be difficult for a lot of people to understand if what they feel is love versus just lust.
>>3421577That makes quite a bit of sense. Many people fail to realize that the two, while distinct, often involve one another. Is it not the lust that is one of the primary factors which differentiates romantic love from other forms?
>>3421579I think desire is definitely a part of romantic love that is essential. There's also a desire to just be together and hold each other through tough times. The inability to physically hold her is a curse of having a waifu. Most get pillows to hold to just have something, anything to represent her for sleeping.
>>3421555I didn't mean it like that. By spiritual I meant heart, I feel love for her which is something separate from my rational mind, and I believe she would be able to reciprocate it to me as well. By mental (this is where my rational thinking comes in) I mean we have several common areas of interests and I seriously believe we can have a long term relationship. And for physical I simply meant I'm physically attracted to her, which is an important factor in a long term relationship. Though I do believe she is my muse, I still love her as a man loves a woman. >>3421566There are also those who are more reserved and prefer to keep intimate thoughts to themselves. That doesn't mean we don't desire an intimate relationship.
>>3421583That is closer to how classic occultists defined those concepts as well.>>3421582Yeah, I understood that aspect of dakis.
>>3421589I see. That's very interesting. I had no idea about that.
>>3421526>Have you ever imagined your waifu existing in a different setting than the one she is native to?Sheik is a pretty versatile character. I think she could fit in many other kinds of stories. But if you mean outside of TLoZ, that would be something. I would really want to see her in something new. Perhaps she could fit in with some sort of non-fighting game Nintendo crossover?>>3421525>Has someone else's waifu posts made interested in checking out their franchise?I've pretty much viewed all of the media that have spawned each anons' waifus here, except the Korean one. Which I believe he has said isn't translated.>>3421447Out of curiosity, how much of the story do you understand? It just seems like a sucky fate to not be able to understand your waifu's source material fully.>>3421571>How many of these lewdposters are truly devoted to their waifusWhile I myself am not a lewd poster, I have been adamant about wanting to do lewd things often with my waifu. Probably more than many others. I don't think there is anything wrong with asserting one important aspect of a relationship. However, I want to do many other things that aren't lewd with my waifu too.
>>3421633That makes a lot of sense - lewdposting is almost a sort of exhibitionism with your waifu, it seems.Also, on an unrelated note, Shiek is quite fun in Hyrule Warriors!
>>3421639>Shiek is quite fun in Hyrule Warriors!That she is, I'm glad you think that. She was able to become a major character in a non-fighting game and had fun gameplay. That's why I'm glad Hyrule Warriors exists.
>>3421641I was most glad to see Marin not only remembered but implemented really well.
>>3421308She is immortal so she's going to outlive me anyways. But it is a part of her I've embraced. But I am still lost on what will happen or what I will do.>>3421342I remember just browsing the persona wiki for characters I think or someother reason but then I found her. At first I thought she was cute but little by little I kept thinking about her and eventually read her article to know as much as could about her and just having little fantasies. It ened up me finally getting a part time job and saving up for a Vita and P4G just so I can truly learn as much as I could about her and spend time with her. It felt good to have some sort of motivation and just getting more gitty over every check since it was one week closer to meeting her proper. Finally in april of last year I had saved up enough and bought everything I needed. And after truly seeing Margaret for who she is and all details that were left out of her wiki article made me fall for her even more and truly start loving her as my waifu.
>>3419035I'd be dominant; it just happens to be that what I want to do is do what she tells me to do, even when I don't wanna do it.>>3419036Outside of occasional supernatural stuff and not-so-occasional improbable stuff, her world isn't much different from ours.She would definitely miss her friends and family. I think she'd fall into a depression.I adore her, but I couldn't do that to her. I couldn't make her be with a person who would do that to her, knowing what her world means to her.>>3419037She'd be mortified, but probably not clean it herself. She can easily get embarrassed by situations she didn't expect.>>3419039It depends on the hero. Rin will do what she will to get what she believes she wants, and that can be some pretty mean stuff. But she sometimes doesn't have a complete understanding of herself or the situation, so, upon getting that, she can change her mind, which is kinda underwhelming for a villain.>>3419073She'd be hurt, deeply. I'm afraid she wouldn't bring it up, just close herself off.>>3419191Maybe, but I doubt she'd go through with it; she might make me go so she can push me off and laugh at me later.She's afraid of lobsters. I completely agree that they are horrifying and that it would be weird not to be afraid of them.Whenever she wants to go.>>3419198She'd be surprised, but she'd probably do it after a little pressure. And she'd make me suffer alongside her.>>3419210I've never seen her go to one, but we don't see most of her day-to-day life, so I wouldn't bet against it being a regular thing.>>3419250Going off the driving school chapter, she neither drives nor own a vehicle, but I don't doubt she'd master it if she wanted to. I do doubt that she'd want to, though; she'd be happy backseat driving.>>3419676She'd make an alibi while I'd burn the place down for the insurance.I started making more of an effort to understand people, including myself. I think things would've taken a worse turn if I hadn't have found her.
You and your waifu suddenly find yourselves in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Which setting are you in, what kind of decks do you use, what are your ace cards, and do you two end up getting involved with supernatural plots?
>>3421249She could be a good office worker. She'd be indifferent to work. She'd be fine with her coworkers and bosses if they don't bug her too much.>>3421299Eat it and offer to help her next time.>>3421308She'd probably outlive me, she lives a healthier life. I think she'd prefer to be buried or cremated with me.>>3421525Yeah, I've read/watched some of them.>>3421526Yes, but I don't dwell on it much, her current setting is good enough.>>3421678I don't know shit about yu-gi-oh, terribly sorry.
>>3421633If I really sat down with a dictionary and other reference materials I could likely translate a lot of it, but it'd take forever and I'd have to look stuff up pretty constantly. I've only translated little bits and pieces pertaining to her, so it's a pretty small percentage right now. On the other hand, it gives me a constant goal to strive for and it feels like I learn a little more about her every time I work through something new, so I don't hate it at all. Right now I'm keeping busy with transcribing scripts from the comics I can access to translate later when I'm more skilled. If I had to put a hard percentage I'd guess I'm like 20-25% to where I want to be, and a lot of what's left is just the endless vocab grind.>>3421678Neither of us have crazy enough hair to be a duelist, so we'd be the weirdos in the setting whose lives don't revolve around a card game.
>>3420526Incredibly important, it's her intelligence that enables her murder plot.>>3420627She'd probably do jobs for the other prisoners so that she'd become untouchable. That or become the boss by being so competent.>>3420893Danganronpa's not my favourite series, but it's probably in my top 20.>>3420899Sometimes.>>3421051That sounds quite silly, but also very cute. When she turned back she'd probably be very embarrassed if she was in a public space, but not so much if it were just us. I doubt she'd want to have that happen to her again.>>3421111>Is your wife more of an introvert or an extrovert?I'd say more introverted than extroverted, since even though she likes her job, she doesn't seem to enjoy it by my understanding.>If you got Isekai Trucked to your wife's world, what's the first thing you would do in your quest to marry her?Save her from the killing game.>>3421130I'm not sure how she'd feel about it, but probably badly. We'd probably wander the world and try to rebuild civilization.>>3421249Yeah, I think she'd be a good office worker.>>3421299Kirumi's a pretty great cook, but if this somehow happened I'd go for C.>>3421308She's already dead, but if she were alive I think she'd probably outlive me. I'm not sure what she'd like to do with her body, but if it were a burial it'd have to be closed casket, and her body was too mangled to be donated to science unfortunately.>>3421526Yeah, I've thought about it a fair bit.>>3421678She'd probably be in the Duelist Academy, and would use the same deck Alexis uses in the anime.
>>3421697Kaiba's 'confluence of supernatural events' Duel Academy or Akaba's 'militarized survival game' Duel Academy?
>>3421715I've never seen past GX, so I'd have to go with the former, but the latter sounds quite fitting as well.
>>3419779If she wants to be, very.>>3419783I haven't spoken very much to too many people who've read the manga, so I'm not sure what is and is not known.Artists forget her beauty mark sometimes and tend to draw her in her old school uniform. As far as discussion, see above.The things she does in her appearances are things I could see her doing. The anime added a bit to her bullying her sister, making it a bit harsher, but I don't have anything to go off of to object to it.>>3419800She has a lot of outfits. If it actually has gotten bigger, she'd rotate out the tighter ones and go on a diet, and blame me if I brought it up.>>3419870I want people to know and appreciate her as I do, but I do get overly jealous if somebody is too familiar with her. It doesn't happen often, and I can't really do anything about it when it does, but there is jealousy.>>3420176She's 31, and there is single digit gap. I think she might be uncomfortable with it sometimes.>>3420269She'd be happy, I'd be sad. After 21, nobody wants to get old.Though I'm not particularly fond of it in general, I think I prefer Seo's style over the adaptions.I want to see her being her, not just a redhead doing cute or sexy things. But that sounds pretty pretentious, so it's hard to ask for.>>3420526I think it's vital. As cute as it can be when she acts a little dumber, I don't think she could develop as she did if she was always like that.>>3420627She'd be pissed and then depressed and probably still be both even after we get her cleared. If she wanted to, she could get along with some of the other women. Probably.>>3420899Yes, but she must never know.>>3421051Sexy two-faced clown Rin would be confusing. I think she'd be upset afterwards and wouldn't want to do it again.>>3421111She can be very outgoing, but whether she really opens up to the people she hangs out with is another story. I get annoyed when somebody interrupts a multi-day streak of not seeing another human being.Panic.
>>3421130I think both of us would be very upset, her more so than me since I'd be trying to figure out what the hell we do next. Something, something repopulate the Earth.>>3421249I think she would be a good office worker socially, but depending on the assignments she may not be that well suited for it. She would make an excellent teacher/babysitter. Yui is friendly enough to get along with whoever so I think whatever she wants to do she'll be good at it.>>3421299A. Yui isn't a good cook as it is, but I'll be happy to eat whatever she wants to cook for me. All that matters is she put some time into it, and seeing her reaction as I eat it (as I ignore the taste) will be all worth the stomach pains later.>>3421305A lot of the anons who answered you have the right answers, I would also look into the OG Waifu guy and check out the myth of Pygmalion and Galatea.>>3421308Yes, she's a lot younger than me so I would probably die a few years before her. We're both regular people. God forbid a freak accident, but that's how I believe it would go. And I'm not sure, I assume buried. >>3421525Yes, I started watching Girls Last Tour. I also might check out the Myriad Colors Phantom World anime as well. >>3421526Yes, with me in Burgerland. >>3421678Setting doesn't really matter, and I would use whatever the best deck is, or one of the top 3 meta decks, so I guess Salamangreats or Sky Striker. I think she would play something cute like trickstars or aromages. (I actually got back into playing the game and have my deck double sleeved with sleeves of Yui)
>>3420351New thread in case you missed the last one.>>>/a/187018842
>>3421799>>3421807I keep trying to lewd my wife in my drawings, but I just can't do it properly.
>>3421819I don't know why but this post made me laugh a bit. Sorry about that.
>>3421633>I've pretty much viewed all of the media that have spawned each anons' waifus hereYou mean you looked into them or you actually finished them?
>>3421854I just meant that I have, for the most part, viewed each anime and such that these anons' waifus come from before I even started browsing these threads. So, even if they could have inspired me to consume their source material, I have generally already seen it.
>>3420766>t. KaminashifagIf it was that bad, she'd have bigger problems. Like walking.
>>3421860Because you would be giving her a good pounding or am i missing something?Pounding waifu so hard she cant walk straight but has a big dumb smile on her face would be heaven.
>>3421331Although, in mulling things over, I'm not quite sure how I'd define that, either. Just that I know that those two characters are 'precious', and have been for years.
>>3421249Yuuri would probably get a job where she can move around a lot, I'm not sure what kind of job though since she has many interests.>>3421256I have theorized that my wife is capable of photosynthesis, though it's mostly a joke.>>3421289I would say "Yuu" one of the few times I'd use her nickname.>>3421299Yuuri is a very good cook, so I can't imagine she'd screw up a cake.Anyways, I'd do option E.>>3421308It's a hard question, I don't want Yuuri to live knowing that I'm gone for good, but I also don't want to live without her.I think she would rather be cremated.>>3421525Everyone's, though I specifically want to look at Cecily, Unnamed Female Protagonist, Saya.>>3421526In my own.>>3421678I don't know Yu-Gi-Oh.The kids at school made fun of me because I wanted to play with my spiderman cards.>>3421823It's ok.Your wife wants you to draw her in the nude, do you think you're up to the challenge?I would need a very long time to get every inch of her figure right, but I still don't think I'd capture her beauty.
>>3421678>You and your waifu suddenly find yourselves in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh!I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh.>>3421957Maybe you'll find her one day. It likely won't be one of those two since you have been needing to mull over them for multiple years and there is two not one. But don't put too much stock into this. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. You wouldn't want to get all gung-ho about a girl and then realize you don't really love her. You want her to be the one. THE one. I wish you all the best though.>>3421970>Your wife wants you to draw her in the nude, do you think you're up to the challenge?I'm absolutely awful at drawing. If my love wanted me to do it, I would. But she deserves to be portrayed like the goddess she is. If I drew her, it would be an insult to her gorgeous form. I love her and want her to always look beautiful when someone draws her. If after explaining this to her, she still wanted me to do it, I would. I don't think I could say no to her.This brings up a question. If your love wanted something and you really didn't want to buy it, would you be able to say no to her? Think about it though. She isn't your average person you might disagree with. She is someone who you have obsessed over for a long time. You love her. Could you really say no to her? This is assuming of course that she isn't blatantly trying to take advantage of you and isn't asking things like this all the time.My answer would be, as long as I can afford it and it wouldn't harm our future, I can't say no to her. Even if I don't want to buy it and don't like whatever it is, Sheik would be able to get me to do it. I hate to say it, but when it would come to Sheik, I would be a pushover. I love her too damn much. Luckily, I don't think Sheik would ever manipulate me and take advantage of my kindness.
Newfag to /c/ waifu threads here, /r9k/ waifu threads are filled with non-anime waifu faggots. Pic related is my wife, Misaka Mikoto of Toaru Kagaku no Railgun whom I love very much.>>3419035She would probably be the dominant one, I’d rather that not be the case but I’d be too scared of putting a strain on our relationship to domimate.>>3419037I’d lick the snot off my face. Kidding, I’d hope she’d clean it off my face while apologizing frantically.>>3419073I’d hope she would be a little more understanding then if this scene was being played out in her source material, but she’d probably be deaf to my explanation and leave me.>>3419198She most definitely would love to take care of a baby, I’d be pleased as fuck to help her with it.>>3419779Stubborn as a bull, I’d hope that my love for her would cause her to cease slightly.
>>3422010Welcome, friend. I'm pretty new myself, so you're not alone. Also, I gotta ask what you think of Kuroko constantly hounding and sometimes harassing your wife. That would be an interesting dynamic if you were transported into her world at the very least.
>>3420176Fourteen years old. I’d want to fuck her either way. In a theoretical world where a girl from a Japanese animated cartoon comes to life, what’s to say that it’s also a world that doesn’t give a fuck about the age of consent. If I’m going to fantasize over a nonexistent girl, what’s to stop me from fantasizing over a nonexistent 14 year old girl.
>>3422011Hello, fellow newfag.>Also, I gotta ask what you think of Kuroko constantly hounding and sometimes harassing your wifeIt’s cute. I honestly don’t think Kuroko would have it in her to rape Mikoto so I’d assume anything she’d be doing to her would sheerly for eliciting a reaction. Also, if I was in her world I’d contact any of Touma’s antagonists and advise them to just send someone extremely skilled in hand-to-hand combat after him.
>>3422009One stands out significantly more than the other, though. They're both 'precious', and have both been actively a part of my thoughts and mindscape for over a decade, but one makes me happy to simply think about her, in most contexts.
>>3422010>/r9k/ waifu threads are filled with non-anime waifu faggots.I don't see the issue with that. Love is love, regardless the medium.
>>3420176I think of her back when she was 18, so she's legal. There is a bit of an age gap, but not much. People say I look younger than I am so we'd pass for college students. It wouldn't bother Kana.>>3420269>ages were reversed? Kana at my age has been through a lot of shit, but she'd still mostly be her usual self, although not as happy and cheerful at times.>welcomed?Hell yeah. I get years of my life back and I get a cute older woman too.>>3420526While I wouldn't call Kana dumb, she's "simple" to say the least. Now if she were smart, yes, she'd be a very different person.>>3420627She'd try and survive it by cozying up with the other women, but this would have mixed results. Kana would get her ass beat mouthing off to the other inmates or for hitting on a girl who was taken. I don't think this ends without Kana being pimped out by some dominant woman (and she'd find it isn't as fun as her fantasies of it).>>3420899I was rewatching Symphogear S1 the other day, and since I've had dreams I was Hibiki, and since I met Kana in a dream, I imagined myself as Hibiki but with Kana taking Miku's place. It would be an incredible experience for both of us.>>3421111>Introvert or extrovert? She's a total extrovert and loves to hang around with people. I'm more of an introvert. Opposites attract?>>3421111>Isekai Trucked?Tell whoever sent me there to let me reincarnate as an attractive woman so I could at least stand a chance of getting with Kana.>>3421130>How would she take thisShe'd be very distraught and depressed>How would you take thisI'd be very bored and find the silence creepy.>What would you two do nowSpend lots of time together and try and cheer each other up. Eventually we'd want to repopulate the world together, but I'd be scared of her dying in childbirth. Hopefully we'd have over a dozen kids together and save the human race.
>>3421525Maybe Elfen Lied, I've always liked mistery/horror series for some reason.>>3421526Quite often actually. Sometimes I imagine we are together in a world different than hers and mine. A perfect world where there are no greater conflicts. >>3421678I remember when I was obsessed with Yugioh. Collecting rare cards yet having no one to play with ;_; As for settings, probably Battle City since the rules are more consistent. Also, that's the one I remember most fondly. I doubt we'd be getting involved though since we probably won't be able to make it to the finals if we're just casual players. >>3421970I feel like it would take a while for her to ask me such an enticing question. I'm still mediocre when it comes to folds and fabric but anatomy is the subject I've studied the most in the hopes of making a masterpiece of my wife one day. So I have some confidence in it.But still, even though I've gotten decent at drawing XYZ volumes I'm still bad when it comes to capturing the gesture in human figures. E-even so! If she was really willing to go through with it, maybe I'll be able to tap into a greater power even I don't know about!>>3422010Hi. Nice to see someone who loves Misaka.
>>3420627She will handle those few months well, she's quite strong. >>3420893It has it's downsides but it's generally good watch. /a/ loved it back in 2013. >>3420899Actually, no. >>3421051That would be wierd and creepy as hell. She would be embarased afterds, I think. >>3421111Extrovert. I'm introverted and also easily disturbed. Well at least my recent test said so. >>3421130It would be really bad for both of us, I say.>>3421249I dislike working in office. She would too. It's just this feel of being just another grinding gear in big retarded mechanism. >>3421299D and E because I feel like it. >>3421308I don't wanna think about it. >>3421525Yeah, defenetly, ufortunately I don't have that much time for it...>>3421526I like to imagine her crossovering with other franchises. >>3421678>Hey, why playing this stupid card game when I just can beat the crap out of you? Something like that. I don't know much about the game to say what stratagy she would prefer. Proubably deck with monters who look like brawlers or/and swordsmen.
>>3421525The discussion between other waifufriends on Sayafriend's mental dissonance got me to want to check out Saya's game. It was really good.>>3421526I sometimes daydream about me and her living together in a comfy not!sengoku era fantasy world.>>3421582This>>3421970Yes, if she's ready for the roughest sketch she's ever seen>>3422009As long as it wasn't constant, I'd buy her things, but I don't think she'd ask for gifts all that often since she's cautious of women asking for too many gifts.>>3422010Welcome, enjoy your stayQuestion: Your waifu left her social media accounts open at a computer and someone fucked up everything while she was away. Her username is now inappropriate and the culprit's even publically shared some pictures that she meant to keep private between you and her.How does she react? What would she do if she found out who did it?Rena would probably be very shocked and embarrassed once she found out what happened, she'd squeal in distress and feel pretty down and humiliated, but she wouldn't cry.If she ever found out who did it, she'd probably forgive them until she was convinced into taking revenge by her friends (and me). Then, she'd prank the culprit back in an equally embarrassing way EXCEPT IN REAL LIFE!Expect forced maid-uniform cosplays at hatchet point.
>>3422230I started watching Kill la Kill a few days ago, I’m enjoying it a lot more than I expected. Your wife is pretty cool.
>>3419036It'd be rough! From a world of high fantasy to our modern world. I'd have to teach her around transportation and all our modern appliances. She'd be enchanted by our advancements, I'm sure. She would be glad to leave her original world. She doesn't have any family or friends. There, her body is slowly being destroyed in an ugly, painful way. Taking her out of that world is the easiest decision of my life.>>3419039As a teenager, she'd be a great villain. Still confused, scared, questioning why it had to be her and cursing at the world. But, as an adult she's a failure of a villain. Her condition only got worse, but she's conquered her suffering. No matter what, she'll only try to make a positive change to the world. >>3419073She wouldn't jump to the wrong assumption. We'd have a calm, mature conversation about it and laugh at the silly idea the misplaced panties gave. >>3419080Around once a week. I wouldn't want to tax her too much. I imagine it would be mostly foreplay, too. >>3419191I don't think she would be too interested, but I'd definitely want to go. She'd politely agree to it and try to make the most of the experience. She's gotten over her fears already. But, I'd like to be there for her when any unpleasant thing happens. Time travel, huh. Maybe the age of the dinosaurs would be nice.>>3419210Cutting her hair just right might be a minor pain. I'd learn how to do it myself so that I wouldn't lose to any stylist, though. >>3419250She'd be a great driver. >>3419676I'd cook, she'd do customer service. I'm sure her flower-making magic would enchant customers. >>3419779She always one-ups people into peaceful resolution before a conflict even starts, so I'm not sure. She's ultra kind and selfless, but she might be unexpectedly stubborn!>>3419800She might try to fix it with magic, or a diet if it doesn't harm her. She definitely wouldn't act any differently. Her body is going through a lot worse than just that.
I sincerely hate my waifu's game and its "community".
>>3422271I hate my waifu's studios' threads and their fans. All that flaming and shitposting.
>>3422271I hate people who ship my wife with the game's MC
>>3422271I hate the writer in charge of my waifu
>>3422271More and more shitposters are showing up.
>>3421249I don't think that Cecily would care for an office job. I think she would prefer being a police officer or some other job where she is out and about. I think she would get along with coworkers as long as they are nice to her.>>3421299C. Then we will learn from our mistakes and make a better cake next time.>>3421308I think she would outlive me, because she is younger, more fit, and women tend to live longer in general. I think she would prefer to be buried alongside her loved ones.>>3421525Yeah, I've watched/read a few of them so far.>>3421526Sometimes I like to imagine her on this world, or both of us on a different world from another franchise.>>3421970No, because I have no drawing skill. I'd need to learn how to draw properly before I could possibly do her any justice. I think she would be very bashful about asking that of me, though.>>3422009I would explain to her that it's too expensive for me to buy right now, I believe that she would understand. If it's something that she really wants, I would try to save up some money over time until I could buy it for her as a gift.>>3422232While she has never used any kind of electronic device, much less social media, I think she would be very upset and embarrassed if that happened. If she found out who did it, she would give them an earful and turn them into the authorities.
>waifu's anime has unreleased tracks that weren't on the soundtrack CDDamn it.
>>3419774Kana isn't fluffy. Her body is very firm and smooth from her skinny build and constant exercise. Her hair is probably very soft though.>>3421249>office workerShe wouldn't be terrible at it, but she'd spend a lot of time gossiping and slacking off. I would like to see her dressed as a stereotypical OL though (although she'd never willingly dress like that). Skirt+Pantyhose+Glasses would be very cute on her.>JobIf she had to do something else she'd probably be best as a bartender or something.>like work or hate itShe'd find it annoying at times but tolerable.>get along with coworkersDepends if they try and get along with her and aren't too pushy. Kana is a friendly girl, so there's no problem on her side.>>3421299A, but tell her how she messed up. She'd be annoyed, but understand.>>3421308>outliveProbably. Her body is genetically modified after all.>more fitShe's definitely more fit than me>buried, cremated, donated to scienceKana would want to be cremated. I don't know where she'd want her ashes scattered, maybe shot into the sun.>>3421342I met Kana in a dream first, and wrote her on and off over the years. I fell in love with her when I saw some pictures of similar-looking girls (short red haired tomboys) in a gallery. Read some doujins, watched some of their shows, etc. and started really feeling emotional and in love. But I realized after a few months I was projecting the feelings I had toward Kana on them, but didn't start thinking of Kana as my wife until maybe a year or so ago.>>3421526She'd be much happier if she were in a generic idol show setting.>>34216785Ds because it's the best, we'd be doing the card games on motorcycles and shit. She'd use a warrior deck (maybe with a dragon or two if she could make it fit) and we'd end up tangentially involved with the main plot.
>>3422232>How does she react? What would she do if she found out who did it?Sheik isn't really the type to have social media in the first place. But let's assume she did to post some pictures of nature every so often or something. She would be disgusted and silently peeved. She would tell me too and would be embarrassed about our private goings on being out in the open, but she wouldn't show it on her face. If she found out who did this, she would likely threaten them. She wouldn't act on it, but she could use needles and/or her daggers to intimidate whoever it was. I really doubt they would keep doing it after someone actually threatens something physical to them. Someone who needs to sneakily cause trouble usually is a big pussy in real life.>>3422478That sucks. Were there more than one soundtrack CDs by any chance?>>3422271I hate the part of the community that shits on her when she is a top tier character in Smash, especially in Melee. I also don't like the people that are calling her irredeemable garbage in Ultimate. I wish people were nicer to her in the Smash community as a whole I guess.>>3422029Do you mind if I ask who those two characters are? If they have been on your mind for a decade, they must have made some sort of impact on you.You and your love get tickets for a cruise in our world or her world. Where would you go? Would you perhaps go to a well-known tourist island or perhaps somewhere else? Does your wife get sea-sick? Would she enjoy a cruise or would it not be her thing?What would your waifu's go-to snack be if she gets a bit hungry? What foods does she love and hate? Is she a picky eater or can she eat anything? Does she drink, assuming she is old enough? If she isn't old enough, would she when she is a proper age? Do you think she would be one to avoid alcohol entirely? Do you think your love is the type to get drunk easily or not? How would she take being hungover?
>>3421342I saw a picture of her somewhere, and thought her hair and expression were cute. I watched her anime and found her interesting, everything about her just felt different. Her laugh in the first episode hooked me. As I got to know her better, I loved her more and more. She taught me love, and I'm glad I met her.>>3422232I don't think she'd use social media often or have many photos, let alone embarrassing ones, but she'd be peeved about having something private get out. She'd be angry. Probably not nuclear, but still pissed.>What would she do if she found out who did it?She'd terrify them as bst she can. Death stare, scissor fit, cold voice, the whole deal.>>3422617We'd go somewhere with a good beach. She wouldn't want to go somewhere too popular or crowded. I doubt she'd get seasick. She loves the ocean, so she'd enjoy a cruise.For a snack she likes raw bacon and sweets. She likes various homemade meals. She isn't very picky. She's not old enough to drink, but she was implied to have had some champagne on Christmas. When she's old enough, she wouldn't drink often at all, maybe only on very special occasions. She'd probably get drunk easily. She'd deal with a hangover by resting and sleeping a lot.
>>3422617One, the one who has made lesser impact - but still notable - is L'arachel from Fire Emblem.The other, much more notable and acting as both a source of happiness and inspiration, is Naminé, from Kingdom Hearts.
I want to one day , proudly bear the bruises and scars of my waifu's tough love
>>3421970No I'm a terrible artist and cant do her justice.>>3422009I would just start a coversation with her about it asking how important, useful and such the item is to her. After that if the price is reasonable and I can afford it then I would probably buy it. If not tell her I can't right now but now I have a goal to get her that item.>>3422617Im not sure where we would go. I doubt she can get sea-sick. Shes never been on a cruise but she may not enjoy too much since she prefers the indoors for a good time.Not sure. She's not picky and eat pretty much anything. In the anime she held a glass of some alcohol or champagene so she probably drinks. She might drink but very rarely
Loving snek!>>3419035>How would the power dynamic be between the two of you?I'd probably be the one to lead in the relationship.Except on full moon nights where she'd take control.>>3419036>Your waifu comes into the real, modern world. What kinds of adjustments must she make?It'd be even harder than the world she comes from. Because at least despite the fact that she is a lamia who is acclimating to the human world, she at least had laws that would deem her as "human enough to not be killed or snatched up for research purposes" to protect her.I think those changes would really wear on her after a while, if she couldn't see her mom ever again, or go back to her village to see any friends she had there. It's a difficult thing to answer.>>3419039Kinda, not really. She doesn't enjoy playing the role of a villain in a stage play, but she does "get carried away" with the role when it's thrust on her. It's really cute, actually.>>3419048Probably medieval feudal Europe. Because they had princes and princesses and things, and she always wanted to be a princess ever since she was little.>>3419073She'd assume I was cheating on her. I'd never want to find myself in a compromising situation like that, good explanation or not.>>3419080>How often would you and your waifu do lewd things? Once a month, Miia would get particularly craving for lewd because of reasons. I can't refuse.>How often would you two do other intimate, non-lewd things? Would you like space from her every once and a while?I'd want to try to do stuff like going shopping with her and just sitting on the couch watching a good romance movie with her all the time. If I ever wanted space from her, it would probably be so I can focus on a serious project for personal growth reasons.If your waifu ever needed help from you for something, what do you think it would be? Would it be something you could help her with?For Miia, I think it would be cooking or helping her shed her snakeskin.
>>3419191I think she'd HATE it. Especially because she would be far less aerodynamic than a human given her snake body, and falling out of the sky wouldn't be fun for her, probably. I'd love to if I could, but she'd probably hate it.>Does she have any phobias? Is there anyway you'd help her out with them?She specifically has apotemnophobia, a fear of amputations, like seeing someone's head or arm fall off. Seeing as she lives with a Dullahan roommate and she hasn't had any breakthroughs, I don't think Miia is going to get over her phobia any time soon.>If you and her were able to travel to any point in the past, where would you visit and what would you do?I'm not sure. Maybe we'd go back to 1990s Los Angeles / Vegas and live it up there for a bit. Maybe invest stock in Apple.>>3419210Nah, Miia takes care of her hair well. She's a wonderful girl who cares a lot for her looks.>>3419244I try to be.>>3419250No to all of the above. No feet with which to hit the pedals, see?>>3419337What is Midari like? I'm curious.>>3419676>You and your wife decide to open up a small restaurant?Oh dear, that'd be tough. I think Miia would want to try cooking, and I'd have to try and find a better, more productive role for her. Maybe as our Mascot and PR girl who could talk to the guests who've never seen a lamia before. Or she could sing. She has a lovely voice.I'd probably want to open a soul food place or a brunch place, if I'm to be 100% honest. So either fried fish and collard greens, or belgian waffles.>Is there anything you started doing because of your wife? Has she had a good impact on your life?I made an effort to move out of my family's house and get my own apartment because I bought Miia's figurine and I wanted a place to put it out in the open in a place that I owned and lived in. And I love looking at it every day since I moved.>>3419779As stubborn as a lamia can get. Lamias will chase after their goal to the ends of the earth to get what they want
Post the very first image you ever saved of your waifu!
>>3419783>Is there something particular about your waifu that others might not be aware of?She really likes modern human fashion. She went to live in Japan because she' loves their fashion sense, and doesn't like wearing the clothes most of the lamia villagers wear because she finds them to be "out-of-fashion."Also she always wanted to be a magical girl. Or a princess. Whichever is more available. But ever since she was a child, she read fairy tales about princes rescuing princesses and living happily ever after with them, but everyone skips that part.>Is there something people do when they discuss or draw your waifu that bugs you?Lots of people call her vindictive, call her slutty, etc. I don't think she is vindictive, but clingy and slightly jealous in a way where she wants to prove her love and worth. She's not slutty either. She has proven several times in her words and actions that she is a faithful girlfriend, does not wish to cheat, and does not wish to be cheated on.This also leads me to another point,>If your waifu has been in multiple works, has her personality been changed?In one anthology page, someone wrote a short 4koma about Miia being positively receptive to the idea of vore. I don't like that very much, because vore's a shit fetish that is attached far more often to lamias in general than I'd like. Both vore and unbirthing, but this is not a conversation on-topic for /c/.>>3419774No, but Miia's hair has a way of splaying out that's better than any Vanity Fair model or whatever other magazine you can think of.>>3419880>Could your waifu ever fit in with the modern world?The world that she lives in makes me want to say yes. But the world that WE live in makes me say no. She eats human food, listens to human music, buys human clothes so she can be pretty like humans, but I don't think people in our world would ever let her feel like she's one of us, because of her snake tail. Pic related, posted last thread, but it's relevant again now.
>>3422759>If your waifu ever needed help from you for something, what do you think it would be? Would it be something you could help her with?I think Sheik would ask for help with working modern day technologies. I imagine I would be her personal tech support. But I would really enjoy helping her and teaching her how to use a computer. And well, there is a certain other thing she would want help with, but I don't think she would need to ask since I would do that often enough. But even if she did, I would happily oblige. >>3422617>cruiseI think I would want to try one in our modern world. We have much more modern boats, especially luxury ones. I'm not sure where we would go, perhaps Hawaii? I know its a collection of islands, so whichever is the best Hawaiian island maybe? I can't see Sheik getting sea-sick, but then again I've never seen her in a boat. I think she would like a cruise. It's slow, tranquil, and you get to the vast beautiful ocean and sky.>foodSheik is from a completely different world with different food. But assuming her Japanese writers were to give her a snack food to like, it would probably rice balls. She likes tea, so something that goes with tea perhaps. I bet Sheik would have a refined palate, but refined for her world. However, if she ever was picky, she lost that habit when she was in hiding for seven years from Ganon. I bet she would get used to modern food.>drinkingShe is only about sixteen, so she is a bit too young for that. If she does get to the proper age, I doubt she would drink much. Maybe a glass of wine every so often. If not, I think she would avoid it entirely. I think if she were to get drunk, it would be fairly easily. Sheik with a hangover would still be a quiet, reserved Sheik, but on the bed or couch all day.>>3422767Here you go. When I realized I wanted to waifu Sheik, I wanted the first image I saved to be her when she first appeared in anything and how I most remember her by. Her original character model.
>>3420176We were both 19 when I started reading her manga, so yes.>>3420269>Would anything change if your ages were reversedNo.>If your wife has multiple mediums/art styles is there a favorite of yours?Kenkou Cross, the guy who designs monstergirls for Monster Girl Encyclopedia, did a couple of anthology pages for Miia and other girls. They were great.>For fan-art is there anything you wish people would do more of when drawing her?I can never get enough of pics of her dancing. Bellydancing, specifically. As a lamia, her way of locomoting would make her a great dancer like that.>>3420526There are things that she doesn't know, that the other girls say she's dumb for not knowing.So I don't think it matters that much to me. What's important is how resourceful and persistent she is.>>3420627It'd be bad.>>3420899Yes. All the time. From stuff like Chibi Vampire Karin, Persona series, Core Shin Megami Tensei, Aggretsuko of all things--I once had a dream where I saved Miia from some monster in the same way Domon saved Rain from the Devil Gundam at the end of G Gundam. Good dream.Also I like playing "World of Final Fantasy" a lot because the female protagonist is voiced by Miia's seiyuu, and the male protagonist is a comedic boke like me.>>3420893I like certain aspects of it, and dislike others. I love how it shows monstergirls in normal day to day situations like "How does a lamia deal with singing in a small karaoke room that doesn't support her size"But I hate the fact it's a ecchi harem, and all of the side character bloat where Okayado spent a good year focusing on side characters instead of Miia, Cerea and the others.>>3421111She's definitely an extrovert. A perfect match for someone like me, who's introverted until I get dragged into an activity or conversation with someone.>If you got TRUCKED to your wife's world,I'd fill out the required paperwork to have her move into my home with me before she got dropped off at Kimihito's doorstep.
>>3422767I saved all of her stuff on the artist's pixiv in one big batch, but the actual first picture I saved is too borderline nsfw for /c/ so have this one instead.
>>3421130>You and waifu are the last people alive.Humanity is dead.Lamias only give birth to lamian girls. There are no males in her race, and if all humans except me are dead, then there is no good end.We'd enjoy the rest of our lives together as best as we could with our young daughter(s), knowing that the love between a human and a lamia would be the last love on Earth.>>3421256Didn't that game just get announced?>>3421299Miia would most certainly make a cake tht is awful. I, with equal certainty, would eat her cake that she made. Because look at this face of hers. You can't say no to it. You'd only be cheating yourself.>>3421308We have the same lifespan, but I think she'd prefer to be buried. Preferably next to wherever I may be buried.>>3421525I watched Phantom World and got back into watching Sacred Blacksmith. A fair lot of waifufags from /a/ got me watching a bunch of series lately, so yeah.>>3421526Yes. Final Fantasy5's sort of world, for a start.The world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia sounds fucked all to hell though, so probably not that.Shin Megami Tensei or any of its spinoffs would be plausible with her being categorized as a "Demon," but I'd hate to see her be killed in any fashion whatsoever, especially the brutal ways people often die in that series. I'm also personally 100% guaranteed to be the first to die in any horror scenario because of reasons, and the world of SMT is a horror scenario for anyone except those rare few who can fight back.>>3421678I think we'd both be Slifer Slackers.I'd use the Crystal Beast deck. I love Crystal Beasts. I think she would use the Reptilianne archetype, it'd suit her natural beauty well....And then we'd get involved in supernatuarl shit, and she'd get possessed/brainwashed by a demon or something and would duel me with her new Venom archetype deck. And I would break her free from its control by declaring/reaffirming my love for her and beating her in a child's card game. Indeed.
>>3422791>Didn't that game just get announced?It released some weeks ago, actually.
>>3421970I've taken classes to figure draw people in the nude before. I will not fail her.>>3422009>would you be able to say no to her?Only of it was something truly ridiculous like a fancy new car we don't have the money for.If I could afford it and she really wanted it, I would be willing to do it.>>3422617>You and your love get tickets for a cruise in our world or her worldA cruise back to Anthony's Key in Roatan, Honduras. Their beaches are the warmest and bluest I've ever had the pleasure to see in person. That or around Kyushu Japan. Particularly near Oita.>What would your waifu's go-to snack be if she gets a bit hungry?She loves soft-boiled eggs. Any ype of eggs in general are her favorite, but softboiled eggs that you can just gulp down work the best as a snack. She hates veggies, though. She's a selective carnivore.I don't know if Miia is old enough in her setting to drink, but I think she'd be a very lewd drunk. If she were to drink alcohol, I think she'd avoid drinking beer, but would drink anything else. She'd be a very happy, lewd drunk.>>3422767I can't remember the very first image I saved of Miia. But I do know the first image I saved of Miia that made me, like, really start keeping a separate folder for Miia's pictures was probably pic related.
>>3422793>Some weeks agoI see.
>>3422047I don’t have a problem with them posting it there. I’m just saying that the reason I switched to /c/ was because you can’t post non-anime images, so non-anime waifuists don’t post here.
>>3422723I guess, to consolidate my thoughts further, what I'm mostly wondering is if my feelings about Naminé are 'love'.
>>3422271I hate the shitty main anime my waifu originates from, the side story anime focused around her is much better. I also hate her love interest, who is basically Kirito from SAO with shitty luck.>>3419800Holy fuck that’s so goddamn hot, I wouldn’t tell Mikoto shit other then to disregard her self-consciousness. >>3419819Not associated, but definitely midriff. God, I’d give my left nut to be able to kiss Mikoto’s slender abdomen.>>3419870I ask them to share images. If they’re a casual who isn’t actually in love with a fictional character, I probably won’t get into too much detail with them. If they claim to have multiple waifus other then her I don’t talk to them.>>3422202Thanks>>3422232Thanks, and Mikoto would probably fuck the person who did it up and spend the night in jail because she wouldn’t be able to explain her motives to the officers who’d respond to the culprit’s call. The culprit would press charges and I would be stuck helping Mikoto pay for court fees and the culprits medical bills.>>3422767Pic related
>>3422817>non-anime waifuists don’t post hereI do, I just never post my wife
>>3422823>If they claim to have multiple waifus other than her>other than herI take it you've had your fill of clone jokes.
>>3422817>non-anime waifuists don’t post here.This kept me from posting for a while actually, I tried posting her on /a/ a couple times in the occasional waifu thread a few years back and people got really anal and shitposty about her being Korean, I was afraid this board would be the same way when I discovered there were threads here. In retrospect I should have known it wouldn't be, /a/ was already a cesspit back then and it's a much worse one now.
I want my wife to treat me in a loving manner.
>>3422985I want some of that too.
>>3422985That doesn't look very nice.
I really want to cuddle my wife.
>>3422930W-where are those speech bubbles coming from?
>>3422617There was only one soundtrack CD, the others were OP/ED singles and the character song CD.
>>3423045It's the "guru guru" sound effect of her stomach gurgling.
Would your waifu wear this? How would she feel about it? How would you feel about it?
>>3423086I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>3423086The hell is it?
>>3422759Various things. Maybe helping her make a decision or lifting something.>>3422767I don't exactly remember, but it was probably this.>>3423086Hey Pinnochiafag, or at least I assume it's youShe wouldn't wear it expect maybe in private if I wanted her to. She'd be stoic, but still enjoying it a bit, long as it's just me and her. Not my favorite outfit, but it'd look pretty cute on her.
>>3423092Hey Urabefag. Hope you're doing well. I imagine anything would look adorable on her. It's nice you two have fun moments in privacy to really enjoy each other. I would love to draw Pinocchia and Urabe swapping outfits someday. Pinocchia would look really cute in Urabe's school uniform.
>>3423094Thanks, I'm doing well. She does make anything look good, I'm glad I get to see her plenty of different outfits. Pinnochia seems to be the same case, I think she'd look cute in Urabe's uniform too.
>>3423086please fucking leave this thread and take your fetish cancer back to /b/
>>3423086Why is this shit being posted here? Fuck off.
>>3423140I've done for posters here before with Gimp and a lot of time, but it depends on a lot of different factors. If it's a semi-transparent watermark or overlay you could eyeball the color underneath it and edit every covered pixel accordingly. If it's not transparent, it's impossible.
>>3423141It's completely opaque, so I guess I'm out of luck. Thanks anyway Anon.
>>3422759>>3422764>>3422782>>3422791Snek? I thought you died
>>3423203I used to post in these threads back in like 2015, 2016, when they still on /a/ but then I sort of stopped.I don't know if you posted back then, but yeah, it's nice to be posting here again after a long time.
>>3421970As much as I would like to, I have no talent whatsoever so I feel like it would just dishonor her, so I would have to refuse. >>3422009It's all dependent on what the item is, if it's something out of my price range I'd refuse her even if I wanted to. I love her a lot, but I'm not someone to be trampled over either since a relationship is a give and take and shouldn't just be one party submitting to another. >>3422010Do you like the nickname Touma gave her in the series? Or do you have one of your own or do you just call her by her name?>>3422232She wouldn't have private photos of herself, or at least nothing too risque. Though she would be upset that someone would do that. She would cry a bit, and would try to rectify everything that was wrong. If she found out who it was, she would just ask why, she wouldn't hurt them or anything (that would be my job anyway).>>3422271>tfw my wife's series is super loved by r*ddit and normalfags and /a/ doesn't like Yui for the most partCould be worse I suppose, at least the Japanese like her.>>3422617We would probably go to some tropical island, maybe Hawaii or something since its a good middle point between the US and Japan geographically. (Plus any reason to see her in a swimsuit is nice too) Yui would be very excited to be on a cruise, the dining and the view everyday. I think I would be the one getting seasick though not her.I'm not entirely too sure on what her favorite snack would be, I assume something like pocky or something chocolate-y and sweet. She can't drink legally, but when she grows older I'm sure she would enjoy sake or something like that. Though maybe my alcohol-free lifestyle will rub off on her if not it's fine either way. She would be the type to drink a bit too much not knowing and then go on embarrassing rants about how she loves me. (for me to record and show her while she's hung over to embarrass her some more). >>3423024Dakimakuras really help if you can get one.
Do you ever lewd your waifu?Would she be ok with it?
>>3423232This morning we had sex for almost 2 hours
>>3423232Define lewding. Do you mean posting ecchi images and sharing your fantasies of her or just having any sexual fantasy at all?
>>3423232I love her gently
>>3423232I have a subfolder just for lewd images, not that there's that many. If we were already a couple I don't think she'd mind it. If we were just meeting for the first time she'd probably be a little weirded out.
>>3423234Godspeed , anon.>>3423239Imagining lewd scenarios with her and/or saving/manufacturing lewd images of her.>>3423242And if she likes it not gently?>>3423251My limited knowledge that comes from seeing your pictures tells me that she is a lewd girl.
>>3421299Ask her why she baked a cake because that sounds really suspicious.>>3421678Heartland looks like a nice place to live when it's not getting GX'd. I don't think she'd take things very seriously, but, if she had to, she'd probably run something like Altergeist that just lets her play with her opponent as long as she wishes and say she was just fooling around if she loses. She wouldn't have an ace, but she'd have whatever she chooses to summon with Waking the Dragon or steals from you with Kidolga. Unless someone close to her is involved, I don't see her getting involved with that stuff willingly.>>3421970I'm not an artist, and I don't see how getting nude would make me one.>>3422009>This is assuming of course that she isn't blatantly trying to take advantage of you and isn't asking things like this all the time.That's a big assumption.>>3422232She'd be beyond pissed, both at herself and at whoever did it. I don't know what she'd do, but I'm willing to bet it would not be pleasant.>>3422617I can see her enjoying a cruise. We'd go wherever she wishes to go, as usual.If she gets hungry, she has a bag of makesomebodymakemesomething, but she doesn't really seem to snack. She likes fancy lobster and salty ramen, but is tired of convenience store food. She'll act picky and complain, but she usually cares less about what she's eating than who she is eating it with. She drinks, she barhops, she gets drunk, she's still surprisingly coherent. I've never seen her get a hangover, but I think she'd be very irritable.>>3423232I plead the fifth.
>>3423232I do but I feel bad about it. The alternative of lewding anyone but her makes me feel even worse though, and I don’t think I have the willpower to pull off nofap. I doubt she would even understand it, though she would probably find it wierd if she did.
>>3422009I don't think my wife would ever ask anything extreme of me.I'd buy her whatever she likes, it's not like I need much anyways.>>3422010Welcome to the /c/ waifu threads, so glad you could come by.>>3422232I don't think Yuuri would share pictures of herself to me through social media, considering I get to see her a lot.She would still might be a bit upset that someone would do something like that, and would probably confront them when she found out who it was.Though I don't think she'd do anything to them.>>3422617It can't be in her world, since it's gone.We might go somewhere common, I don't know where though, I'm not too familiar with islands.And I don't think she can get seasick, she's pretty adaptable and would adapt quickly to sea life.Yuuri doesn't have much to eat, but I think she would like to eat her potato cookies.She's not very picky, so long as it's edible, it can be eaten.It's pretty much proven that she can't get hangovers, though she does get drunk pretty easily, I'd love to drink with her but I don't drink much myself, she likes Japanese beeru.>>3423232I like to think of all the moments we can have together when we lay as husband and wife.It's all pretty vanilla stuff.But Yuuri really isn't for lewd.I have no questions for you at this time.
>>3423261If she likes it rough, I'd be glad to love her in every possible position and so roughly that she wouldn't even be able to feel her legs let alone walk or even roll off the bed once we finished.We'd still cuddle and be comfy afterwards.... TFW she'll never dig her nails into my back as she clings to me and calls my name in a desperate, passionate voice.
>>3423219You may be a different snek.>>3423210I am always with you, my fren
>>3423298>Letting your waifu speak during a rough rodeo.ISHYGDDT
>>3423308Well, it's more something she gasps out in between the pants and moans
>>3423315You are a good waifufag and i enjoy reading your posts.Godspeed.
>>3423323... I'm not Urabefriend
>>3423329Whoever the hell you may be , godspeed.
>>3423232Yes, in my imagination. I only imagine vanilla lovemaking that she would be OK with.
Busy weekend but I'm glad to be back at my desk to Sayapost>>3421678It's been forever since I watched or paid attention to YGO! so the newer stuff is beyond us. I can see us crashing Pegasus' Island though and ambushing people for stars and cheating with a cheap lovecraftian kinda deck.>>3421970I haven't really practiced art so I'd need her to model for a long time to make anything decent. Might be fun.>>3422009She's not the kind to get anything frivolous so if she told me what she wanted and why there's no way I'd say no. She knows that I'm a bit of a survivalist so the things she'd want would be things that are helpful to both of us. And if she really wanted it I imagine it'd get taken no matter what.>>3422232She'd find it amusing and make new accounts. There's not really anything tieing her down social media-wise.>>3422759She'd want to have someone to actually talk to and play with her and accept her wholeheartedly. I wholeheartedly accept and love her.>>3422985Same for both picture and post.>>3423232Once in a blue moon.
>>3423299I want you to see this.I love the artist´s comics and i was quite surprised to see her make one of Houkago Play
>>3421678Probably battle city or any arc later. I would use toons. She might use a deck like Kaibas so very strong and well balanced. We would try and make it to the top.>>3422759>If your waifu ever needed help from you for something, what do you think it would be?Depends. Probably helping her with a Personal issue she is having, complete any request she could ask, or be a guide and show her around the area.>Would it be something you could help her with?Of course>>3422767Here
You go to the library with waifu. A good big one with all kinds of media in it. Where does waifu immediately want to go to? The books? The movies/cds? Maybe the garden with some wildlife outside the library?
>>3423346The occultism section
Have you ever had a dream where you waifu didn't appear but you thought about her as if she were waiting for you somewhere?
>>3423376I've had a fair few dreams where she is still my waifu but nothing more than that, always still a fictional character I'm in love with. It would be nice to have a dream where she was real.
>>3423232My capacity to want to do lewd things with Sheik is directly proportional to how much I love her. In other words, Sheik and I would go at it like rabbits. I want to be lewd with her each day. I know that sounds like a lot to some, but with Sheik I would not get tired of doing these things. Although, I'm thinking Sheik would prefer a little less often, but she would get used to it. If it really was too much for her, I would tone it down. Or at least try to.>>3423346Sheik would probably like history or maybe religious works. She would definitely prefer books over any other media since that's what she knew her whole life. I imagine she would be a frequent library visitor. But Sheik would also like to relax and explore the garden outside the library too. She loves the outdoors, and she likes the tranquility of it all.>>3423376That has not happened. I have dreamed of her and she was physically there, but I have never done what you described.
>>3421970I'm no good at drawing yet, so I couldn't come close to capturing how gorgeous she truly is.>>3422009I'd promise her that I'll get it for her in the near future. Making her happy means a lot to me.>>3423232She's embarrassed around lewd stuff, but is a bit lewd herself, so we understand each other.It's an important part of our relationship.>>3423346She'd look at sci-fi, mystery and occult books. She'd take a look at the movies and cds they have too.She'd may also like to visit the garden with me.>>3423376I might have had something like that recently.Waifu is transformed into a monster overnight from due to some random curse. Not like a monster girl, but a legit beast. Her mind and personality haven't altered, just appearance. She's going to be like this for a month.What kind of monster would she be?How would you two feel about this?How does her life change during this month?
>>3423381>What kind of monster would she be?A monster cat.Not a qt nekogirl but a fucking bipedal panther or something.>How would you two feel about this?Quite bamboozled , i would say>How does her life change during this month?A cat is fine too
>>3422271I've got nothing to complain about>>3422617We'd go to Paris in her world to see the big and kyuute buildings (Eiffel Tower, Louvre, Napoleon's Arch). I wouldn't feel comfortable visiting present-day Paris though.Rena probably wouldn't get seasick, she has a strong stomach. She'd enjoy a cruise as long as it didn't drag on too long.Candy and small chocolates. She doesn't hate any kind of food. She'd probably drink a bit if she were old enough, but I think she'd drink responsibly. I want to get drunk with her in private though. She'd accept that a Hangover is the price for a night of fun.>>3422759Digging out something kyuute from a junk heap. I think I can do something like that at the very least.>>3422767Okay>>3423024Same>>3423086She'd probably end up getting forced into it. I would enjoy it greatly on a primal level.>>3423276I have no answers for you this time>>3423346The books with kyuute pictures>>3423376I'm trying to teach myself to lucid-dream, but I'm failing>>3423381She'd be a massive female OniShe'd be embarrassed and quite upset>>3423385Can Urabefriend kill servants?
>>3423381URABEFAG URABEFAG.WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED ONCE MORE.>ywn wake up with half of your face plastered on her drool.>ywn ruffle your waifu's , messy and sweaty bedhair with your nose while getting a deep whiff out of it.>ywn lick clean the dried drool from her chin>ywn smell her scent on yourself after sleeping together during a hot summer night.>screamingryangosling.jpg>>3423388>Can Urabefriend kill servants?Wut?
>>3423388>>3423391URABEFRIEND can kill Servants
>>3422232She would try to find the guy behind this and "politely explain" why it's really scumbag thing to do.>>3422617Maybe she would like it. I never heard Ryuuko's opinion on ships and traveling through sea. >>3422759Maybe tech stuff. >>3423232Yes (to be fair, it's hard not to). No. >>3423346I don't think she's into books. Maybe she would pick some romantic novels when no one is looking. >>3423376Nevah.
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>>3423381>What kind of monster would she be?If there is a type of cat monster, that's what she would be. Since she is sneaky, slim, and quiet, it would make sense. I don't think she would be a particularly large monster though. While she wouldn't be a monster girl, I don't think Sheik would turn into an ugly, disgusting monster since that would be the complete opposite of her. But I do understand that she won't exactly look like the Sheik I know and love though.>How would you two feel about this?She wouldn't want to be a monster and I wouldn't want her to be a monster. She would probably have a freak-out over this. It would be unlike her, but this would be a major change. I bet you once she accepts that this is her body, she would try to find some kind of magic to change her back. >How does her life change during this month?She would be spending most of her time trying to find a way to be herself again. Her and I would still love each other, but we would be limited on what we could do. Dates would be impossible, going outside might be impossible, intimate and lewd things would be impossible outside of maybe petting her, and she might be too embarrassed to see any friends she might have. This would be a life-changing experience, and not in a good way. And if we didn't know it would only last a month, she might develop something like depression.You and your love decide to do some kind of intensive/scary thing like climbing a large mountain or sky diving or something else. What would you two do? Would she prepare methodically in advance or would she just wing it? Would she chicken out at the last second or would she see it to the end? Would she tease you if you chickened out?She has already climbed an extremely dangerous mountain to help Link, so perhaps she would like to do that again, but a slightly less dangerous one. Sheik would prepare methodically for it. She wouldn't want anything bad to happen. She wouldn't chicken out, and she isn't the teasing type.
>>3423402The Ryuuko one isn't mine, too much skin for me.
Has anyone picked up an anime this season that has a girl that reminds you of your waifu? I'm watching Kimetsu no Yaiba and I can't help but root for the imouto and MC because she reminds me of my Saya.
>>3423418I'm barely watching anything this seasonWatching some older anime right now though
We reached bump limit before image limit again.Posting waifu
I will post something before I go to bed.I hope that I may dream of my wife, but it is unlikely.
>>3423402I just made it right now.
I daydreamed that my waifu was giving me a violent and unrelenting handjob.It was good.
>>3423450Did she pull on it so hard that she ripped the skin?
>>3423451Nope.It was fierce and unforgiving but with love in mind.Afterwards she put my head on her bosom and hugged me as i drifted to sleep to her heartbeat.It was nice
>>3422821Thinking further, perhaps it is, and perhaps it has been. I do not know. I have, at the very least, enjoyed using some of these question prompts for the sake of visualization and imagination.
>>3423457That is indeed the purpose of the questions. For those curious to whether or not what they feel is love is genuine and for those sure they feel genuine love to affirm those feelings through imagination and speculation
>>3423458That makes quite a bit of sense. Perhaps I'll join in on the responses and cute waifu-posting in the next thread.
>>3423453>>3423450That sounds really nice. I think I'll try to daydream that later if I can.
>>3423464I sometimes daydream Naminé encouraging me when I'm at work - cheering for me when I feel like giving up and such.
I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with my waifu. However, I'll secretly also want to do it because it feels good. Am I a degenerate?
>>3423467No. That's how your body communicates the joy of procreation to you - the urge for the pleasure is simply your body's urge to reproduce.
>>3421970Kana would only do it as a way to tease me since she knows I can't draw. I really wish I could, and would love even more to draw from her modeling for me.>>3422009I'd have to, because there's a limit to how much she should be able to get from me. Kana seems like she'd like to own expensive clothes and other things as status symbols to show off. I'd be happy to help her out a little on this but there's a limit to it. I think she'd understand although she'd be disappointed.>>3422232She'd be very annoyed at this, and ask me to help find out who did this so she could shout at them and demand an apology. I think in time she wouldn't care so much about the privacy thing, but more the lack of permission.>>3422617>cruiseSomewhere full of stark natural beauty. Like Antarctica, Patagonia, Alaska, etc, if we had to choose. Preferably her world's equivalent.>sea-sickNo, she has a resilient body.>enjoyIt's not my thing but I think Kana would enjoy it so I'd do it for her.>snackA protein bar or something similar>foods does she love and hate?She likes flavorful, well-spiced foods, but I don't think she'd like foods with overpowering/odd flavors (like certain sorts of cheeses).>picky eater or can she eat anything?I can see her taste in food being surprisingly broad although she wouldn't go out of her way to eat certain foods.>drink?She absolutely loves to drink and get drunk>get drunk easily? Despite her small size she's built up a lot of tolerance>hungoverShe'd be lethargic and do absolutely nothing, and complain if you messed with her.>>3422759Maybe personal advice and such. Kana is rather impulsive at times and in some things would want my help.>>3423232Yep, since she's an openly lewd girl. And Kana would have no problem with it, even if she'd think some scenarios were weird.>>3423346Maybe the cafe. She doesn't read much except for maybe lewd stuff.>>3423376Only in lucid dreams, where I visualize her and call her name and she isn't there.
>>3423391A beautiful piece.Groggy morning Urabe is perfection
I want mai waifu to tie me down to the bed and tease me with her tiny fingers, slowly and gently at first before escalating and growing more and more forceful.She'd dance around the edge of my climax until I was wetter than a girl and only laugh and stroke me more as I begged her to finish it. Then, when she saw I was almost about to pass out, she would give the gentlest of kisses to my tip, setting me off uncontrollably.After cleaning up and laughing at me a little, she'd promise to do it properly tomorrow.
>lewding waifu gently>waifu getting angry for being too gentle
I had a dream with my waifu today. I knew I would be able to dream with her again if I stopped browsing the internet on my phone while on bed.
>>3423588I wish I could dream of my waifu. I've only had a nightmare with her in.
Best position for waifu lovin'?Prone bone allows you to smack her hard and good , hearing the lewd clapping of your pelvis and her bottom as you pound her good while giving you access to her ears , nape and hair for you to lick,bite,tease and abuse to your hearts content.Bonus points if you lock hands with her from behind or choke her while you kiss her deeply from the side.Yeah , that sounds really good.
I just want to make her feel good. I get off to her getting off.
Have you done anything for her today?
>>3423619I drew a female pelvis.
>want to make a thread about waifu's series for once>afraid to actually make one because you know that shitposting about waifu will happen without fail
>>3423646I just wish my waifu would get forgotten so people stop talking about her.
>>3423601The classic, missionary. With lights on. To see waifu in full glory face to face, with nothing separating you two body and soul. To see her face in absolute bliss while you make love and to be able to hold each other tight and feel your chests mix together is the ultimate pleasure.
I want to kiss her everywhere.
I love my wife so much.
I want to see my waifu in /x/-tan's getup
Waifu's warm smile.
Sharing a large blanket with waifu
We're like beauty and the beastWaifu is my beast
Waifu teaching you what it's like to have actual human emotions again.
Staying up to the dead of the night idly chatting with waifu!
Oopsie.Your children caught you and your waifu having "bedroom fun".How do you react?How does she react?
>>3423824Let them join in.Kidding, we'd just be a bit embarrassed and send them back to bed.
>>3423824We'd both be very embarrassed and hiding our faces.
>>3423824I would keep pounding her as hard as i could not breaking eye contact with them.
Waifu's hands are for _______
>>3423846Kissing while they are ungloved.
>>3423847I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>3423846holding while I tell her how much she means to me.
>>3423860I have no idea as to who you could possibly be referring to.
>>3423846Gently caressing, kissing, and tasting.
Waifus thighs make me want to ______
Waifu's _______ is very cute.
>>3423871Rest my head on her lap.>>3423872Smile.
>>3423871bite them, sleep on them, eat off of them, and cry on them.
>>3423607>tfw when it’s probably impossible to get her off or make her feel good in that way
>>3423879if you're who I think you are you could try some heavy polishing.
>>3423871Rest my head on them.>>3423872Personality.
>>3423879I saw some comic that involved a car pulisher.Maybe you could try that one.
>>3423883Car polisher*Or a buffer.
>>3423601In my daydreams, it's always missionary until she's as nice and excited as possible, then switching to cowgirl so she can take the lead while she's aroused to prevent finishing before we're ready, until we switch back to missionary when we can't stand it any more. Then it's handholding, legs locked, lip against lip action.>>3423820Not knowing when you fell asleep with waifu in your arms>>3423824Distract them by letting them have a midnight snack party with ice cream downstairs and telling them we'll be downstairs to join them shortly (Once we entangle ourselves from each other).She'd be rather upset. It would take some cajoling before she's ready for more bedroom fun again.>>3423846Holding>>3423871Lie my head in them while she feeds me apple rabbits>>3423872Smile
>>3423346Yui would check out the movies and CDs first, then move on to some books she likes. Probably check out something about cooking, how to train your dog. >>3423376I've had dreams where I could feel her in it, but she wasn't physically there. (Or I guess whatever the word is) >>3423381Some sort of dog monster, it would fit her character a bit; plus I think it could be cute just to imagine her with actual dog ears (instead of just the headband). Yui would feel a bit down about it since she wouldn't know how to approach anybody with her new appearance, though I suppose she becomes a bit of a shut-in minus for when her and I go out late at night so she can run around and have fun. >>3423418Not particularly, though I imagine Yui acting like Senko-san. It warms my heart greatly. >>3423846Holding gently, wrapping her tiny fingers with mine and laying with her for hours.>>3423871Nap and have my troubles melt away. (And mimikaki)>>3423872Everything.
>>3423871rest my head on them while she strokes my hair.>>3423872face
Is this the new waifu thread? >>3423505
>>3423939I don't think so, it's just a thread for praising WaifusMake a proper waifu thread
>>3423939Reading through the thread, it seems that it was an /a/ thread that was moved over here.Make a new thread.
I found a SDT mod for my waifu.Very nice
Just looking at her makes me want to hug her and squeeze her cheeks. The ones on her face, mind you.
>>3424071Just looking at her makes me want to hug her and kiss her lips.Not the ones on her face , mind you
Mikotoposter here, the Image limit has unfortunately been reached but I still want to answer shit.>>3422860It’s genuinely so bothersome to see people pick loli mikoto, milf mikoto (milfkoto,) or soulless mikoto over Misaka.>>3423086I’d have to drug her into it but I would definitely lose my life the minute she wakes up.>>3423232I see lewding my waifu as a substitute for having sex with her. If she was real. I could pound her tight, tender pussy into oblivion rather then looking at drawings strangers have made of her on the internet.>>3423346Wildlife. As generic a trait it is, she loves cute things, and I would assume she’d flock to them. Of course, if she was self-conscious around me, she’d probably sneak off under the ruse of getting a book for school to do so.>>3423376Every time I’ve been lucid, I wasn’t able to feel stimulus under my waist, so until I do, I won’t try to “spawn” Mikoto into my dreams.>>3423402Yes, image limit reached>>3423601Definitely with her back to my abdomen, my hands wrapped around her midriff and upper torso, gradually increasing my speed until I ejaculate so much into her that she doesn’t feel hungry for a solid 12-13 hours afterwards. Then we’d probably fall asleep facing each other with my chin on her head after I pound a premade protein shake with melatonin in it.>>3424071I felt this feel
>>3423343Thanks, fren. I like Setz too; I found him while looking for Nier pictures.