*throws up blood all over /SMG/ edition*opular brokers:https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed) (embed)Some basic stock market terminology:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)Free advanced charting tools:http://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.finscreener.com/Real-time market news:https://thefly.com/index.phpThinkorSwimEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainStock screenerhttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screener/Premarket Data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futuresPump and Dump Advertising:https://stocktwits.comBoomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedSuggested books:https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed) (embed)List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/Previous Crappy Thread:>>14724334
>>14729453Penislium, Ratsu, and Warren Buffet all told me for invest in companies me believe in ;_;me believe in green beans because they me favorite veggie that eat every day *throws up green beans all over SMG*
First for opular brokers
First for fuck the TURkish economy. Still decided on this put. I have to decided tomorrow before EU decision on Monday
>>14729707>me...green beans eat every dayno wonder you get so ducking suck
Are we ever going down again or should I just plough in all my savings into the market? Been waiting for a correction that hasn't come
>>14729598Well, I already slightly broke the rule by selling Slack at a loss of $1-2. Going to make up for it by selling Chewy at a gain of $1-2.Don't really "believe" in either one of these, don't remember why I bought.
Someone bought 589k shares of SNSS at 0.81 right at the bell. Probably a last ditch effort by some of the bigger funds to get in on this BTK inhibitor while they have the chance. We're gonna have a crazy friday.Now here's Styx with a radioactive Zucchini
>>14729754We're not going to see SPY $300 tomorrow. I bought put options to make sure of it.
>>14729754we had 3 5-15% corrections in the last year, where were you
>>14729799Waiting for 20% to make it a bear market. Never happened
Shill me some stocks to buy after the economic collapse.I think 30% blue chips with dividends, 60% industry leaders and/or monoplists, 10% high risk shitstocks
>>14729776I am hearing claims that the 600k shares at the bell were Goldman Sachs.
>>14729799I think we are due for a 5% shakeout due to Q2 earnings Bullish for megacaps going into YE as Europe implodes, but Q2 looks messy in the estimates
>>14729747heckies wrong with green beans? you whana diee?
>>14729737this am what Ratsu's waifus get for lying to me about investing
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
Today is what you call an Inside day following the all time high. The charts are setting us up for what I like to call a Boeing 737 MAX 8.
>>14729954Babyshit Mr. Hankey with a rifle, eh?
>>14730027That's Mr. O'Hankey, the St. Patrick's day shit.
>>crypto massacre continues feels good, /biz/ is in need of a good purge friendly reminder that forex markets sometimes lead stocks and commodities (not just various crypto, but all money)now its time to decide what to get at mcdonalds>>14729876USA had a few decades in a row of bear-free markets after WWII, we might do the same thing again when trump wins the world wide trade wars soon....>>14729901>>I think 30% blue chips with dividends, 60% industry leaders and/or monoplists,LMT and LMT are good choices, maybe some extra LMT if you feeling riskyWM, SMG, YUM, MCD, DIA, SPY are also great, although couple are not stocks>>14729954carrots pickles and anything extra spicy are ok, but green beans are awfuland everyone knows you get healthy from a diet with plenty of meat (red and fish), a variety of cheese (spiced gouda is best, but parmesian is GOAT for dat protein percentage, or cheddar or pepperjack for toppings on other sammichs, or...). plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each dayeat a couple lemons or limes for vitamins too, and youll be healthy in no time!
>>14730073>plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each dayStop right there Dean's food shill!
time for some 'Bún Chả' takeaway :)
>>14729707you just have to follow your dreams, believe in yourself
>>14730073>a half gallon of yogurt a dayGood lord, that's... too much yogurt.
I mean it really does scream "Good Friday" to me.
>>14729997I'm in cash right now. Bring on the cheapies!
>>14730098most yogurt i eat is dannon, but i do drink 5+ gallons of whole milk a week (along with a gallon or two of whole chocolate milk a week)i used to just drink 7-8 gallons of chocolate whole milk a week, but i started gaining weight doing that after highschool, so swapped out some chocolate for regular wholei really want to buy the stock, but it hasnt stopped dropping, so i hasnt touched it (and there is no other milk stock that i know of?)id buy some puts, but i dont think any exist below a dollar...also i still remember when dairy farmers dumped millions of gallons of milk a few years ago because demand was low, to artificially raise prices. so fuck milk farmers>>14730140three 5oz containers of greek (oikos) yogurt, (18g of fiber total!) then bout half of a half gallon of regular yogurt (usually vanilla), not to mention the 4 or so ozs of yogurt that goes into protein shake if its workout day
>>14730073>and everyone knows you get healthy from a diet with plenty of meat (red and fish), a variety of cheese (spiced gouda is best, but parmesian is GOAT for dat protein percentage, or cheddar or pepperjack for toppings on other sammichs, or...). plenty of yogurt (at least a half gallon of greek and/or regular a day), and plenty of whole milk each dayno you dont :) you insane believe this. you could buy a cholesterol meter (us$500) so you can measure at home and see it yourself what happens after mcdonalds deep fried 50g fat meal vs. low fat meal low in fat meal mostly natural carbs such as rice/noodles/vegetables
>>14730181I’m starting to think the war between Bulls and Bears is a cage fight. King Crab sits and laughsThe meta of the markets is 2Y King Crab Trump is trying to help Golden Bull charge past King Crab
>>14729997That looks to be the shape of it.
>>14730415You should just eat what ever you want because life's too short to care about dieting.
>>14730415cholesterol is good actually
>>14730528no need to diet if you eat healhty way body adjusts to natural diet. i think american diet almost impossible people be healthy, like typical daily diet is 20-40g fat at least and some white sugar maybe added. that is why people super obese and die 10 years earlier than in korea, japan and singapore where low fat and high clean carb still. it's so funny most japs would be still nowadays considered as anorectic in the west XD
>>14730528I am gonna spend whatever money I want and die completely underwater. YOLO
Hey can one of you remind me on the 23rd to buy put options on the S&P for the 24th?
>>14730652Just kidding I will be financially responsible~
>>14730415my cholesterol has always been low, also have extra low blood pressure too, even though i eat tons of salt adderall+2 gallons of water a day does wonders, fell free to complain about high fat diets all you want though
>>14730652Well if you can't apply DOMSCUMM and make it, the best alternative is to rack up a fuck load of debt before you die so ((they)) lose.
>>14730668alright, so you want to buy put options on the 12th, Ill remind you before open
>>14730699i find it hard to believe if your diet it trash, however few percent of people are immune to heart disease, whether they are immune to cholesterol rising or heart disease despite high cholesterol both are possible
Up .90%. Overall I'm up almost 17%Go AMRN! Go AMRN! Go! T Babies are hitting all the high notes thus far. Wouldn't you like to keep on downing Wendy's Baconators in your 50's, 60's without having the Big One? Wouldn't you rather avoid the embarrassment of having the Big One inside the restaurant and having people gawk at you? With AMRN you can enjoy all the Baconators you want.
>>14730799No I want them to gawk
Yuropoor here, I've realized that options is the best thing to trade. However the trading platform I'm using, nordnet, doesn't really allow for trading options except standardized cuck options for norwegian stocks which cuts significantly into any profits.What platform should a yuropoor use to trade US options?
>>14730702ready for the grand challenge coming up soon?>>14730763diet isnt trash, ive kept track of every single calorie for years nowand no, heart arrhythmias run on both sides of the family, theres a 50/50 chance i die of heart failure in my sleep when i hit 70 no matter how healthy i am but im only one in the senpai with low heart pressure (only male with average blood pressure even), so who knows >>14730890not sure, you might need to try a few times in the day, euro hours are either in a few hours, or a few hours very earlier than nowand most americans arnt going to have any idea (and idk if canadians have or are stuck with same platform options as euros do)
>>14730968fugg, wrong pic
>>14730968>ready for the grand challenge coming up soon?What's the grand challenge?
>>14730999damn those digits are a nice start
>>14730997serious question: is that batman and robin in the background?
>>14731019This is wonderful! AMZN and BA are going to miss on the same day! The market's going to get completely ass raped on the 24th.
So do I buy SNSS or what
Shill me some stocks you fucking faggots I’m getting out of crypto might as well become a 26 yr old boomer
>>14731477GPRO, FDP, TVIX ;_;
>>14731477CGC, GEO, MO, CLDR (I don't hold this one but my sister got one for free)
>>14731490>>14731539Thanks I’ll check em out have like 40k to invest from crypto gainz
>>14729707I put in a call option for SNE saying they'll reach $56.05 in a week's time. I bet they can do it.
any have coinbase account? is id verification required and does it require lots of paper work for sepa bank transfers?
>>14731597Yep coinbase requires ID verification, not that your trying to cheat the IRS right anon? Also wrong thread bud.
>>14731183>BAdamn, im out of AMZN so im rooting for ya this time, but BA has been good to me, i dont think i can sell that one little share...>>14731477LMTDIAHONSMGQQQFSPYDOWMSFTSNSSLCIand cant forget about dat AMD just make sure you diversify, dont have one stock that is worth over 20-50% of your portfolio
Futures disturbingly quiet. Teetering, ever so gingerly on the tight rope.
>>14731799Win or lose tomorrow, it's been nice trading with you all.
>>14731799>>14731875I just realized how it would be poetically ironic if BA earnings helps to unironically correct(+?) the market, or even if only a dip it would be proof solid of clown world, even if half my portfio gets wiped i could still make it with some leveraged inverse etf calls///
$VRUS confirmed uplisting to the OTCQB.It's all coming together friends.Nice consolidation in the $0.03 range, ready for the next leg up.
>>14731444I say yes it's still very much in buy/hold territory
>>14731444Yeah I need this shit to get to like a buck fity by October. Plenty of time to get some gains.
>>14731477FVE is at a good price for a swing.
>>14730156Pls tell me more
>>14732211some one just threw $500,000 at the ask at the bell.
>>14731628wondering which site has easiest verification process, as ive heard some exchances even require something as ridiculous as selifes taken with phone to match your id card photo LOL
$TSLA earnings got pushed up to july 24
>>14732288That's going to be the day the market is kill. It's a perfect storm.
>>14732288Crazy 88s confirm: Elon Musk is a furry
>>14730131>just bee yourself
>>14732502you didn't follow Pendy's Tips for Holding™>always focus on your long term thesis no matter what the price does in the short term, only sell if your price target is hit or the company's fundamentals change negatively>average down on intermediate-term (3 months or yearly) lows>don't get your hopes up prematurely, don't buy into hype without a real reason behind it>don't be fixated on short term price action
>>14730999>>14731799>>14732288http://old.earningswhispers.com/calendar.asp?way=P&day=-13&s=nfugg, its really going to happen, AMZN, BA, TSLAshit even got BA, BAYRY, T, CAT, DB, GD, UPS, and dozens of others before markets even open>DBafter hours: AMD, AMZN, FB, FMNB, F, GRUB, IBM, PYPL, SIX, TR, and now TSLA?>AMD, AMZN, FB, TSLAits starting to look like there could be a bloodbath a week before my birthday now....
>>14732621Pendy you could grab a quick 50 bucks doing shit like this though. >>14726762>>14726822
>>14730968I’m a Canuck. I don’t invest in the Canadian stock market at all. I only trade US stocks and options
>>14732621NONE OF THESE HELP THE FACT FDP IS DOWN 8% TODAY
>>14729985thakn u divvyfren
>>14732904see the bottom one
>>14732745The market seems ready to seize any excuse to correct 5%~10% Buckle up, boys!
Just bought more SNSS. Let’s hope we moon
>>14732935Futures are flat as fuck. Nobody is buying at the ATH, we remember what happened in 2008 and aren't falling for that shit again.
>>14732874Quick rundown. Shit looks like a troll
>>14733024Some dude asked what buttons does he press to make money, so I gave him step by step instructions on how to make $50 in 5 minutes.
>>14733045I’m still relatively new to stocks, what exactly is a PUT order?
>>14733019Volumes for this latest rally very low. Everyone at the beach or the lake house. But VIX is still low too. Watch for a change in trend in VIX like December 2018. So the rush for the exits has definitely not started yet.
>>14733079Read up on options trading
>>14733079A put option is the option to sell some one shares at a specific price. It's a way to make money if there is downward price movement.
>>14733188God damn thank you. I tried reading about it and so many convoluted answers.
>>14733104Yeah VIX is really fucking low right now, but it can stay like this for a week or two. July 24th might really be the fucking day.
>>14733225Theres a bunch of other factors other than the underlying stocks price that go into the pricing of the contract. You've got interest rates since there's interest calculated on the strike price over time, you've got the duration of the contract since if it's a longer duration there's going to be more premium to pay, and you've got implied volatility, since if there's a high implied volatility the demand for options will be higher, since they're a great way to hedge, so the option contracts will cost more too.
Anybody else watching this broad that got the fed confused with a religious organization last night?
Ok ok ok ok, but yeah, why the heck is CGC getting absolutely killed so hard?
>>14731680Might look at something like Microsoft seems like ez long term money basically can’t lose with shit like that
>>14733457I saw a clip - it was keks. I prefer CNBC over Fox Biz if I want to watch/listen to network drivel.
I'm leaning towards trading forex to start instead of stocks, good move?
>>14733569no not at all, you will get crushed, even if you use leverage (especially if you use leverage)
>>14733466pot stocks get the biotech/pharma treatmentaka they die until news
>>14733569Forex is something I have very little experience with but I know a guy that wakes up at London open every morning and trades it.
>>14733794Oh shit real.
>>14733741I'm not willing to fund my account a lot to start with so I can't really trade any big names in stocks, plus forex seems to work better for technicals
>>14733818Huh.Except I expect the pharma crush could actually continue. Good for my UNH, bad for my much larger MRK.>>14733865BSV and ETH spiked on the news kekkies
>>14733883Until trump tweets and you see the shit swing 50 pips for no reason
>>14733794>its realglad i got out yesturday morning, before the Fed struck back...>>14733883forex technicals are night and day different from stocks (mostly so from crypto too), and cheating and fraud are not only common, but sometimes encouraged, depending on the currency >>14733941>>BSV and ETH spiked on the news kekkiesif you call those "spikes" then BTC did too.....
>>14733953Uhhh (President) Yang has requested that he not be associated with these pink hats plz thnks.
>>14733969>>14733969What’s it like to have such soft hands?
>>14733981Well that's stupid. The pink hats are cute and appropriate for a commie like Y1000.
LOL Trump is shitting on Crypto, can't wait for the bleeding eyes Wojacks to be all I see on /biz/... no actually as funny as that is I don't legitimately want people to get fucked like that.
>>14734020candles dont matter, volume and sma's are the only thing to look at, not pricealso open and close prices on a candle are meaningless there are many other things, idk if alaskan autist is around, he used to pay the rent doing this shit during 23 hour long nights >>14734038about 25% richer than people who held for the past two days>>14734122>>... no actually as funny as that is I don't legitimately want people to get fucked like that.and that is why you will fail
>>14733794I hate the guy, but he has a point.Crypto currency is too advanced for our current government to wrap its head around which leaves it liable to plenty of expoits and loopholes in law.
>>14734122I want to see if Trump actually causes a crypto crash, lol
I don't like cryptocurrencies like BTC either. It's why I like Chainlink and its decentralized oracle.
QYLD or RYLD?
>>14734234>not all in on DOGE>>14734250SCHD
>>14734284>no dragoncoin, reiblocks, or tron
>>14734306I’ve already got two brokers and a bank, I don’t want to have to make crypto wallets as well.
>>14734213I want to see if Trump crashes FB by hating on Libra
>>14734348Do you think now that Trump tweeted it, BTC will take another heavy dive?
Futures what are you doing? Why are you pumping?
What the fuck. The tweet just pumped spy futures. Fucking trump.
>>14734373Gotta pump before you can dump
>>14734373>>14734388Trump: Literally in control of the Stock Market
>>14734388Time to buy a call maybe?
>>14734429THE MARKETS AM CLOSED YOU LITERALLY CANNOT BUY CALL NOW
>>14734388Was it the tweet though? Pump started about 25 minutes ago. Tweet was 49 minutes ago.
what is the fetish in OP's pic called
>>14734462I'll buy your call...
>>14734462BUT WHAT IF?!?!
>trump artificially trying to pump the market againDont fall into the bull trap, guys. Its gonna go over 300 tomorrow and dump hard on the weekend. Please stay safe.
>>14734476They had to wait for the transfer to be verified a bunch of times.
Just buy SNSS. Trump is irrelevant to how that stock will play.
>>14734348>>14734367>>14734388>>14734428>>14734476Oh man what a night for /biz/ ! Quick check how the Asian markets are reacting Trump is working with Prince Kabbalah Bull to overthrow King Krabby and Bobo the Bully Bear!
I'm going to get liquidated tomorrow because of euphoric boomers
>>14734560Japan is red. China isn't open yet.
>>14734560Prince Kabbalah Bull?
>>14734560China opens in 13 minutes.
Night night /smg/, see you at 3015 tomorrow
>>14734870Noooooooo, if we open at new highs my market top narrative will be btfo
>>14732904>look up stock>look at CEO>Mohammad Ahmadno thanks
Since I’m putting my investments in cold storage until the 2030 bear market, I need to find other uses for my time, both productive and aimless pastimes. >>14734612SunSan, can you give me your tarot aura and personality magik analysis?
>>14734306Reiblocks best girl
Futures stop being green you're killing me.I can't trade worth a damn this year I don't understand.
>>14734958shame on youyour racism has no place in internationally stock market
>>14734200>Crypto currency is too advancedWrong. The system can be easily dismantled if only all banks will work with us by stopping bank-to-crypto transactions.>Crypto currency is too advanced for our current government to wrap its headThe government literally has thousands of methods to stop crypto.>liable to plenty of expoits and loopholes in lawAgain, wrong. Crypto in its entirety is a security, and is considered as "highly-fraudulent".
Is there a way to commit long term put on a stock? Like over the timespan of years
>>14735031thanks for laying down the facts makifes
>>14734200>plenty of expoits and loopholes in lawAnother thing, America is not a third world country. You shouldn't take our laws lightly.
money money moneyfor me
>>14734367No, only if he would threaten to completely ban it or something. That would cause some worries
>>14735326A fart would cause more worries than BTC.
>>14735031Well then I guess they're just a bunch of lazy assholes
how much money has /smg/ made off the stock market?
>>14735354That doesn't make any sense, but ok..
>>14735541To put it simply, a fart would have more value than BTC.
>>14730415>>14730073Beef's kind of bad for you but lots of healthy grains (i.e. rye, whole grain), veggies, fruit and dairy will turn you into the ubermensch.
>>14735079misato is the best waifu by a very wide margin
>>14735798Holy shit that's an old ass image. I had that one on my beige pentium 3 desktop when I was 12.
>>14735852maybe you didn't watch the show, but you're forgetting:SahaquielAraelNaoko AkagiMaya Ibukiand of course, FatsukaMaya is #1 of courseif you disagree you a bitch
>>14734977My what?? Aura colors and stuff are new-age BS made up by bad people in the 60s to sever the Western world from an authentic understanding of spiritual tradition. I more or less feel the same way about tarot divination, the point isn't to predict the future like some hollywood gypsy, it's to study the cyclical monomyth of human history (a la Finnegan's Wake) juxtaposed against the primal narrative archetypes which underpin all phenomenological thought. Western Esotericism is the Art of Kings, a timeless blend of philosophy, art, science, and psychology that makes all things clear (hilariously, through obscurantizing them).Also BUY OEC I REPEAT BUY OEC PUT YOUR WHOLE PORT IN BUY OEC
>>14735893>OECit's European though...
Word is CGC has some MASSIVE news coming
>>14735940Origin of rumor?
>>14735890>>14735852you all stupidasuka best girlshe literally gets strangled you can no ask for better waifu
>>14735987>>14735971>>14735890I honestly enjoyed the manga's pacing and story a lot more.
>>14736002>asuka best girlabsolute trash-tier
>>14735940heard this tooalso heard APHA and HEXO have some big news cominglet the dude weed bull run resume
>>14735987>implying rebuild's angels arnt better visuallyalso, Mari is better than Rei by far (most fun pilot too)Misato's penguin is better than Reieven Shinji's fucking hand is better than ReiI bet you are one of those faggots that dislikes episode 25 & 26?>>14736010which one, there are dozens
>>14736010tru, reading it nowbut I generally like all manga betterNGE is one of the only anime I actually can enjoy watching the whole thing. most anime is unwatchable for me>>14736002literally all of them could or do get strangledlittle Rei gets strangled to DEATH by mommy Akagi in the show (not EoE), why would you not think she is bestunit 01 is constantly strangling or being strangledthe only unstrangleable one is Maya because she is cute and purefatsuka >asuka>>14736076hell yeah right on
>>14736111 (checked)It always bothers me how they draw the characters bizarrely from episode 8 to 13-ish.
>>14736106>visuallylow-iq brainlet detected. rebuild did not have anywhere near the heart and spirit that the series had.take a look at this comparison:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV1bDF-iJjIif you're mesmerized by flashing lights and not substance then you have a retarded black gorilla nigger brain
>>14736106>which one, there are dozensAngelic Days is good.
>>14736076me heard that Amazon gonna buy Hexo to kick off their weed sector O_O>>14736111>literally all of them could or do get strangledwoah O_Oreally? me have confessions for make.... never watched evangellyon
>>14736216it's really not worth watching honestly
>>14736216>never watched evangellyondo yourself a favor and watch the original series and then end of evangelion. in this order:>original series up to episode 24>end of evangelion>original series episodes 25 and 26do this. you won't regret it.
>>14736216I really miss the old RKGX_X
>>14736191>only allowed to enjoy one or the other, not bothyou should learn how to appreciate both instead of being an overzealous fanboyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoL43Bh65ow>>14736203idk which that is, ive only read the one where he actually kills the pilot inside of angel number 13 >>14736417>which one?
>>14729632How do I get good at making money from stocks? I am bretty gud at math if that counts. I am just now starting to invest and know very little about stocks. What are some things to pay attention to? Online guides tell you certain statistics to watch, but is there any other methods of predicting price? It seems profit companies make etc don't necessarily mean anything.
>>14731680>diversifythat's where ur wrong bro
>>14736417take this pic better
>If these futures keep my MSFT calls
>>14736656>Ed...waaaard...>>14736591I didn’t take it>>14736496Saw that coming.November? RKG was fairly kino.I’d have to dig into the archives to find the ones I like better, but I’m not that autistic... today.
>>14736678what did you mean by that
>>14735852I CANT BET MY GRANDPAS MONEY ON A FUCKING ANIME CHICK!
>>14736736Calm down, you’re not even using that meme right.And yes, that is the pic I used to find the original. Not sure why my save of the original is such bad quality.
>>14736687Basically, I was saying that dog is a hideous mutant that should be put out of its misery.
>>14736216>never watchedWe already knew that when you said Asuka (and not Fatsuka) was best. No need to repeat yourself>>14736550I never doubted Jerome for even a second
>>14729776>BTK inhibitorwhat is this
>>14737024Prevents btk supercreeps from spawning
>>14737024Bind Torture Kill>>14736678February RKG when she was posting her daytrading entries was p good
>>14729969h-hot.her text bubble appears to say "ni"as in "niconiconiiiiiiiiii"
>>14729632> America is a Capitalist c-
>>14737337How is massive overspending and taking on record levels of debt incompatible with capitalism?
As opposed to fiat LMAO
>>14737403>paleolibertarian anarcho-capitalist philosopherWhat the fuck? Is he an actual meme?
>>14737519He's unironically relevant to the discourse, especially if you're into NRx or stuff like that. Democracy the God the Failed is p essential even though I think a lot of his ideas about capitalism are faulty
>>14737624I had never heard of it.So this is more or less how the alt-right sees themselves?Jeez, conservatism is in real trouble.
>>14737779neoreaction is not the same as alt-right and definitely has nothing to do with "conservatism"
>>14737807I see... maybeWell at least THIS image I recognize. Good movie. Really hammered home the whole "nice guys finish last" thing. Too bad I haven't been able to make use of that lesson.Do you have anything else for me, nightly FUDster?
I poked around at the S&P's monthly chart since '08 crash this evening. Nothing especially clear for short term direction to see here. I marked each of the three times the series of new highs has leveled off somewhat over the course of about a year-ish. Pic related is in log scale. A. 2011-2012. Minor drop off from the yellow upper trend line but no retest of the bottom line. Bullish continuation from there until 2015.B. Bumped up against resistance at $2140 several times before breaking short term bearish and dropping to a low of $1810.C. Three nominally higher highs at ~2870, 2940, and (as of yesterday's close) 3003. If this yellow short term trend line remains valid, it indicates a push to 3020 followed by some kind of sell off down to somewhere in the area of 2600-2800 or roughly thereabouts. The point of this exercise is mainly for me to plot out how I want to proceed with the short position I took on the S&P just before close yesterday and where to put my stop loss. Depending on volume, I may increase the size of my short at 3020 with a stop just a hair above that.
>>14734250I bought a crap ton of QYLD last month, doing me good so far, just waiting for the dividends to roll in.
>>14738142Check out KNG, PUTW, and PBP as well
>>14738177>options-writing ETFsOooo very interesting. But they seem to have seriously underperformed. What’s the strategy here? What market conditions would these do well in?
Any high dividend stocks that you guys recommend and I actually mean high dividends for the price.
Does anyone keep a calendar of important events to keep track of for the markets? Things like fed meetings, jobs Friday, quadwitching day, etc.?Well here’s a couple I would add to mine:>Robert Mueller is scheduled to appear before two House committees on July 27thThis is when I would expect Trump to launch the next volley in the Trade WarzPossibly something against German automakers? I don’t know, but it could be a good day to be short, considering what’s he did last time Mueller testified. (Announced Mexico tariffs, but could be coincidence...)>next round of democratic primary debates: July 30 and 31So many things could be effected by this. Private prisons, guns, big tech, big finance, tobacco, healthcare... some of my very favorite sectors. Oddly enough, I don’t expect cannabis to be brought up. Oh, and it could really be Yang’s time to shine, with all the talk of automation lately. In LA, they’ve announced plans to add more automation to the ports, and dock workers are throwing a fit. Too bad Yang doesn’t actually seem to want to be president.>>14738138>c. Selloff to 2600-2800Where’d you get those numbers from?Interesting line though.>>14735893Not sure why you picked finnegans wake as your standard for the monomyth, but I hear you. I just knew you didn’t do any sort of “financial fortune telling” and wondered if you did something else to read the tea leaves.>>14738697>it’s this question againMO is my favorite, very excited for them once cannabis gets legalized, but that could take 10 years. Also vaping.But there’s also a bunch of REITs, NRZ comes to mind.
>>14738804>Where’d you get those numbers from?2600 is about where the lower trend line would be in coming months. 2800 is a very rough guess about where support might form if the market doesn't wanna go that low.
>>14738804Because finnegan's wake is WILD, it's like 170 pages but is internally consistent kabbalistically down to the letter. It's like a compressed zip drive as dense as a neutron star, the entire history and future of the world is in there. I'm feeling MO so hard I think i'm gonna end up averaging up, and you seem spot on that something's probably coming down the pipe at the end of this month. Yang is done though, his weakness during the debate was a deathblow to memetic power (only thing that will matter in all future US elections)
>>14734990>he listened to Tyler's clickbaitlel
>>14738969Sounds really interesting actually, I wonder how much I’d get out of it if I haven’t read Ulysses. Or anything of Joyce’s and probably none of his contemporaries.It was kind of nice when I had to read these for school, so when I misunderstood something, like forgetting that “mean” as an adjective has changed meaning over the past centuries, I can get corrected and steered back on the path.Wish I’d have read more back then, instead of getting halfway through the Iliad before finals, and never finishing. The odyssey too, actually.Not sure what you’re talking about regarding what’s coming down the pipe for MO. If it’s about what these other anons were saying about something big for weed stocks... I think they were just shilling. >>14731984Didn’t see you earlier. Did you get all out of KBLB? Thoughts on the R/S?
>>14739227You probably get nothing out of Joyce and esp. FW if you aren't a literaturefag. > Wish I’d have read more back thenStart with /lit/ top 100 if you really want. Just make sure it's not the troll one with Harry Potter and GRRM in top 10 or something.
>>14739227Ulysses isn't strictly necessary, but it's a lot easier (only hard as FUCK instead of nearly impossible) and helps you get adjusted to Joyce's mystic dream writing style. The Penelope episode is really similar to a lot of stuff in the Wake. I freely admit I understand less than 10% of Ulysses despite having read it twice and I doubt I'll ever understand more than 1% of Wakey Wakey though so what do I know. Didn't mean for MO lol, I'm just bullish in general for it. It seems to me there's a lot of critical stuff happening at the end of July, BA, CAT, T, GOOG, INTC earnings finna be real important alongside all this macro shit
>>14729876It did but central banks just printed more money
>>14735743Fuck off you fat communist, nobody believes your food lies today
>>14739294Needs Scofield bible and Ta-Nehisi Paul Coates to perfect it.
>>14739294unironically read 7 habits and watched all of seinfeldH-heh, we're all gonna make it though right?>>14739287>MOAh, yes. Unfortunately I'm VERY heavy in it, so I couldn't justify my continuous dip buying to myself... I'd actually considered fading the rally a tiny bit so I can get more if it continues to dip, but that ship may have sailed, and selling here just because I'm finally at my basis seems insane when the future is this bright.I probably won't be reading it anytime soon then, but thanks for the advice. When my attention span is more normalized, I'll check him out.>>14739269You might be right... it's a long path from here to Joyce and AnCapNRx Philosophy.>also unironically read ASOIaF, but lost interest during the 2nd book
>>14739294>the fault in our stars>siegeDamn it anon my sides are in orbit
How do I earn a million dollars by next week via stocks?
>>14739718Buy a lottery ticket
>>14739294Redpill me about this list. I'm not an americanMost of these books look popular. I even have partly read art of the deal
>>14739816Now that I've got your attention, how do I learn how to day trade stocks effectively? A friend's dad back when I was in middle school did it and managed to replace his job via day trading alone.
>>14739844By throwing your money into the trash99% of day traders lose money. The rest lose a lot of money for 3-4 years before they become profitable. The easiest way to make money is by investing a large sum of money in the market for long periods of time. You can become stinky rich by buying good companies and holding.
>>14739843Let me explain it to you.>Da Jesus Book -> you will discover an modern American's conception of Christianity>Book of Mormon: Mormonism was founded in America and is kind of influential, for example lots of Mormons are in the secret service>The Hate U Give, Black Panther, Hamilton: fake black culture/politics/ideas/narratives produced/funded by rich scheming Jews and guilt-ridden Anglos>Seinfeld: just watch it, its quintessential American humor, everyone knows references to Sienfeld even zoomed>Fault in Our stars: connected to the Anglo/Jew invented white guilt culture, people who are into that are also really into books like that>cuckold book: also connected to white guilt/fethishization of fake black culture>Trump's art of the deal: a book about how to be successful in business/networking (that many right wing people bought around the 2016 election)>7 habits + how to win friends: books that Americans think lead to success in friendship, mostly for the purpose of business and networking>Scientology: the actualization of the philosophy of the previous 3 books listed>Siege: read by Trump voters who fell down the alt right rabbi hole and realized how fucked they are as a lower middle to lower class white person in 2019 and probably started (or already) use meth, opioids, alchohol, or other drugs (but probably not cocaine). Unironically probably a good window into the thought processes of the deranged white trash that was created by shipping working class jobs overseas.
>>14739968>you will discover an modern American's conception of ChristianityAmerican conception of Christianity is the weird concept of "Judeo-Christianity"
>>14739886Why does it take 3-4 years to become profitable and how do they learn to get better?Is there anything else a little more competitive than longterm investing? One of the reasons I'm interested in day trading is the challenge. I'm not saying I'm going to invest all my money in day trading, but it would be fun to set up a smaller fund for more volatile investing just to see if I could learn how to do it.
>>14740011Oh I'm sure "Da Jesus Book" is probably full of Jewish ideas anon.
>>14740069i walked straight into that one kek
What jobs do you guys have? Or do you do this for a living?
>>14739968>who fell down the alt right rabbi holeWas this a typo?
>>14740287Engineer At work nowBastard of a shiftOh wellI do enjoy my job, and it pays well. Basically I don’t have to deal with idiots, everyone I work with is at least above average intelligence and some are pretty smart. So it’s a good atmosphere
Apparently China might ban Dinsey's new Mulan movie because her dad in released footage look like Xi Jin PingOr maybe they will just change the scene
>>14740287>What jobs do you guys have?I clean farm silos.
>>14740287Public accounting. Pretty slow this time of year but it'll pick up once the June 30 year ends start rolling in.
>>14741202I was in Big 4 audit last year. Left that toxic hellhole and will never return.
>>14741272Oof, so sorry. I've also experienced B4 and it's truly soul crushing.
These futures values are fake right? We're not going to new highs right?
>>14741376Yup, only the Wall Street Insiders and people that use a Bloomberg terminal know the real futures numbers.
>>14735534About $2000 total, ~600$ in the last 30 days. My folio is just short of 10k.
>>14741376We are in a pre earnings season melt up
>>14741573The real numbers are significantly lower right?
>>14741639Baggie you know I can't divulge that information :^)
I, too, shall bump
>>14742098SHould we buy snss today anon?
AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP. I missed you /smg/. Fuck Jannies. Also MO up to $50 again lads
>>14742050How much money will cash out of crypto and pour into QQQ today, jetting stocks higher?
Who else is #financially_ruined @ open?
So is DB actually insolvent?
PSA: MSFT will touch $140 today.>>14742266Definitely not me :^)
>>14742126> AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP.Still waiting for cheapies.
>>14742148>cash out of crypto
U.S. TO ADDRESS TURKEY S-400 DEAL AT 11:15AM IN WASHINGTON
>>14742348>Hey Turkey >you suck>thanks for tuning in everyoneWhat else can the administration say? Are we going to threaten to bomb them?
>>14739886Where do you take those numbers? The numbers you are refering too is 90% and it include the big companies who enters position to hedge and protect their profit. They don't care if they are loosing money on their position because they will gain through their activities. Don't be that naive.
Euthanized my dog this morning. Now I got more time to day trade.
>>14742319kek. I used to get annoyed with how overplayed this was when it first blew up, but now it gives me a chuckle.
>>14742454AaAAAAAAAAAaAaaaaaaAAAARIP doggo Sadness all over when the money cannot help
>>14742118I'd say SNSS is good to buy at any stage prior to $1. After that it's HODL time.
The Oppenheimer analyst Haraj (who covers their biotech shit) has SNSS at $6
Upgrades 7/12: $APLS $BHP $DB $FOCS $LECO $MO $MS $QGEN $RHL $REPL $RYTM $SBH $SFIX $SNAP $SYNCDowngrades 7/12: $APD $ARRY $AVY $BCC $BERY $CC $CFG $CMA $CTST $FITB $HBAN $HCSG $HIMX $ILMN $INST $MSM $MTB $NTRS $ORI $PH $PKG $RXN $SCHW $SON $SPB $TH $USX $VNTR $WFC
>>14742454F. Will have a drink in doggo's memory later.
>>14742550That... is weird
SNSS already to 0.85 pre-market
>>14742454Sorry lad. RIP good doggo
>>14742550Trade wars are easy to win folks.
>>14742607Baggie, how are the futures portending? Will Kabbalah Bull triumph over Baphomet Bear today?
>>14742705I dunno. I'm totally fucked. I misjudged this one.
>>14742739>I dunno. I'm totally fucked. I misjudged this one.kek, based baggie
>Buy $7 BB put (08/02 exp) a couple days before earnings>It's down 4% over the past week>Earnings misses, stock goes to $7.01>nice.png>IV and Theta isn't fucking me yet, let's ride this bitch down>mfw it's up 0.06 pre-market
>>14742739why? currently 6c bid on 301 calls expiring today, unload
>>14742770I have the $299 puts.
CAN'T DUMP THE TRUMP PUMP
> Secretary Acosta resigneddamn
I am financially destroyed
>>14742888You went significantly short at the bell and lost 66% of you stack too?
>>14742905Closer to 30% but yea
>>14742905>>14742936The absolute state of bears in this board. We bulls are fucking your wives.
>>14742948Jokes on you. I don't have a wife.
>>14742948you just fucking wait, cutting interest rates is not indicative of a strong economy.
>>14743001You should have followed my BITCHUGSTSL strategy (not a method).
>>14743067How does this differ from DOCSUMM, SHIGGYDOO and LCOOTMSTS?
>>14743143>SHIGGYDOOkek please be a real acronymBITCHUGSTSL just means "buy into the cheapies, hold until green, and set a trailing stop loss". Do it on blue chip stocks (ahem MSFT). It's low risk and stress free. Bitchu'll be surprised with the results.
well, here it is then>>14743163>>14743163
Bullflag on NQ still in play
>>14739844Ask your dads friend then. Find successful people irl and call them.