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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENSfuck jannies edition. also if someone can look at the charts for PH, I think there's a pretty good long call option for it.
I'm buying KNG and waiting patiently for cheap TUPif you have been snibbed, try and learn from it~ my server is on the way but my desktop PC has a boot error oh no oooo
>Toomey trying to make Powell feel better about rape hikesDude, really? He did THAT good of a job? Come on... did you forget about November/December?>>14724312 #Oh god.I forgot the rule yesterday. Every time crypto gets talked about on CNBC it drops. And yesterday it got talked about A LOT just by senators hitting Libra hard, repeatedly, and not seeing a difference between it and bitcoin.
>>14724364whoops forgot pic
>>14724371>congressmen*Yesterday was congress, today is senate. Right? Already seems very different. Not so much clamoring to score political points.
>>14724405the congress is composed of the house (of representatives) and the senateso senators and representatives are both types of congressmenlet me know if u need a venn diagram my love
>>14724364what did they mean by this?
>>14724405>Yesterday was congressyesterday was congress, today is (other half of) congress
Extraterrestrial bae was right. Look at the S&P we're going back to 1500
>>14724481Will you still shitpost on Monday after your puts expire and wreck you?
>>14724430Th-thanks fren.I actually did not know that. But wouldn’t you agree that when people refer colloquially to congressmen, they are talking about members of the house?Just like how when people refer to a rectangle outside of the geometry classroom, they’re usually not talking about squares.
>>14724481we're going down to 1500 now? What happened to 2500?
>>14724481does anyone else realize how much fucking money you could make if S&P 500 dipped to 1500 for at least 6 months? Ride that bitch all the way back up to $5000 while the DOW hits 40K in 2025. Early retirement here I come!
>>14724492>implying these puts are going to wreck me>implying there's actually going to be a Monday following the coming 9.7 earthquake that's going to hit Commiefornia at lunchtime.>implying my posts are shit and not worth 10s of millions of dollars when applied to the markets.I don't know if I'll be here or not.
>>14724364A bit overvalued if you ask me.
>>14724492oh he will
>>14724481big, if, true
Oh nonononono Warner shut up!!We’re barely above my break even for BTC, and I’m getting crushed in my shitcoins. Don’t do this to me, shitlord!
MSFT 139 today. 140 Monday.
me want SP to 2400 again :(
>>14724679I want some MCD cheapies
Dow and SP500 are in a kamehameha beam struggle for 27K and 3000Give the bull your energy to put Bobo down for good! I won’t see a penny of social security and I probably won’t die until 2100, I need to retire at a reasonable age!
>>14724541Hey some of us live in commiefornia. Not always by choice, but cause of family etc.The Dems have and continue to do more damage than earthquakes do.
I'm getting fuken rekt here!
>>14724679you are going to need a time machine because we ain't hitting those prices again in your lifetimeS&P 5000 hop on the train bitch nigga
>>14724820All memes aside, a what point would you cut your losses and close?
>>14724851Cut losses? These are going to be 10 baggers.
>>14724867This nigga ffs. Please post tomorrow after close.
>>14724838me time machine now X_X>>14724760hamburrga
>>14724481Might want to doublecheck your charts, Baggie
>>14724820>cost 662Did you buy more you fucking madman?
>>14724760That would really be something.There are a few companies that I keep forgetting about, that I'd like to buy the shit out of on any weakness. I need to start building a tiered list, MCD is GOAT tier fsho.>>14724812That's pretty shortsighted... we still haven't seen anything close to The Big One™I don't know where you live, but LA is going to be so fucked.
POWELL: DON'T ASSUME USD STATUS AS RESERVE CURRENCY PERMANENT
>>14724957Yeah man, look at this shit
>>14724927Still way up from where it started today and will continue a gradual upward trajectory. Some people are swing trading.
>>14724976did someone tell him about link?
>>14724926that's a cardboard box with some cheap paint......
POWELL: DON'T SEE CORP. LEVERAGE RISING TO SYSTEMIC RISK LEVEL(lol)
>>14725001Powell quit talking and give us a 10% rate cut you fucking faggot we need S&P 40000000000
>>14724980if it drops sub 200 i'll buy in for my divvy portfolio. i mean it is on my watchlist
>>14724991It's gonna be Libra bro
>>14725037S&P is going to 2000-2300 within the next 12-18 months, Dow is going to 19,000-22,000 in that same time frame. remember to BUY THE DIP and we'll all make it. Reinvest dividends and capital gains.
>>14724937I bought more because that's how DOMSPDMM works. If you fucked up and didn't sell before they went down, you get an opportunity to purchase more so you can get stronger gains.
>>14725068Based baggie lives up to his name
>>14724976Didn't he say something about that yesterday?That's very much like Powell. But he's wrong for the foreseeable future.From my understanding, wealth from all over the world is flowing into the US equities, bonds, and real estate markets because it's the safest game in town, and because the other countries are heavily devaluing their currencies.>>14724957>>14724812I would really, really REALLY like to see the real estate value plummet for all these fucking boomers and foreign investors that are inflating this property bubble.
>he isn't a MSFT chadThese 144 dollar calls already turned 88.31% on investment. Not sure if i wanna ride these to the ER on the 18th or sell
>Sold 2 week 70$ TQQQ calls on monday>MFW watching it all weekI guess taking a 20% profit isn't bad, but I can tell it's gonna be in 75 by next week.
>>14725108Self half ride half
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO BY MORE FUCKING MERCK!!!HOW IS THIS FOR A DIP?!>>14725091are you actually awake during market hours?Good job bruh, all gonna make it and sheeit.
>>14724957Look at the DOW today This is a global flight to safetyNew York real estate and U.S. stocks Maybe communist AOC ruins it by seizing 401ks in 2024 or 2028 but this Bull has a way to run first >SP Over 9000 !
>>14725123I had 120% profit on my gamestop puts and didn't sell because i thought it would go much lower than 4 dollars since gamestop has been on borrowed time since consoles upgraded their storage space and xbox and sony stole steams idea of sales all the time. I still think gamestop won't even be around in the next 10 years but WS disagreed with me even though consoles storage spaces are just getting bigger by for the minimum amount of space and people are getting faster and faster wifi. I ended up losing not only the 120% profit but my puts went worthless
>>14725169This has happend to me too... gotta learn from experience to take some gains....
This bull can't run for ever... I need an entry point... I need a correction... Earnings season better wreck this market
>>14725169jesus man you gotta at least sell 1/2 you greedy fuck
SPX 3,000 is tedious as fuck, this might tip down bigly
>>14725150the bulls on life support anon. i doubt we'll make it to 2020 without a recession. by than we will be almost 200 days into a bond inversion which reliably indicates a recession.
>>14725194Here's how it goes down.
>>14725194new floordon't tripliterally the entire thread is predicting the end of the world right nowguess what? some boring but OK china and fed news, next week we'll be at 3030 and gently melting up
TONIGHT (last night): On FOX News!Pretty blonde news lady thinks she knows dick about economics. Confuses Central Bank with religious institution.
>>14725248it is a religious institution you HEATHENmods, throw this man into purgatory !
>>14725108based >>14725128but thisMSFT is great but there's going to be a pullback in the stock price soon. I'm sure they're ER will be just fine, but its already a bit overvalued.
>>14725248and I wouldn't call her pretty, just from that picture.IMO
>>14725219I like peter schiff but he does this to sell books. His funds are all LONG. if he really believed this he'd liquidate and go all in on GOLD
>>14725248pretty sure deflation is the reason why Powell is considering the cut, not the ORANGE MAN BAD
When is the selling supposed to start? I'm getting fucked over here.
>>14725384quit being a retarded bear a switch to the winning team kid
>>14725384how about you go outside and look around once in awhile.. the economy is booming you doomer
Sell half of my NTDOY to buy more MRK: Y/N?Sell my UNH/BTC/CAT to buy more MRK:Y/N?Sell my CRM to buy more MRK: Y/N?Buy Also, buy more:CGC?GEO?>>14725352What does orange man bad have to to with anything?>>14725312I mean, she's pretty basic, but you know what I mean. She fits the basic, nonthreatening blonde white woman aesthetic Fox has going, she even has the (dead) blue eyes.
>>14725411big5guy slangin zings
>>14725384Sorry baggie the prospering shorts are over at Bixmex fucking up shitcoins
>>14725401you smug now but when 9.1 earthquake hits san fransico tomarrow you will be begging bears for stay in they house
>>14725430people think Trump is forcing Powell to consider rate cuts. i'm crossed on whether or not I want a rate hike or rate cut...i have a LIBOR loan for my mortgage, which would save me a bunch if rates are cut, but stock prices would get more expenses, especially divvy stocks which are my forte
>>14725443fuck san francisco and fuck california
>>14725131I have to move my shit thursday morning when the street sweeper comes>>1472519910-2 year never inverted you clown
>>14725476You realize California is massive and not all of it is the same. Central Cali is extra conservative and they give lots of CCW permits. Go outside more.
Who are the retards who keep buying this shit at the top of the market?
>>14725481i said reliably, not certainty. the bond yield is a reliable indicator of recession. though it may not trigger a recession in itself, any jolt to the system would tilt it. do i see the longest bullrun extending another 12-48 months and make it 50% longer than the last longest bullrun, that is unheard of.
>>14725526where else are you going to put money? people who manage money are forced to take risk in low rate environments. besides, with new highs there are less people trapped in losing positions, less incentive to sell to "break even" or "get out". THIS MARKETWANTS HIGHER
>>14725524well those people need to secede
>>14725524Central California also has notable high arsenic levels in their water... just something to think about. I might get an RO filter if I had to live there.>>14725481That sucks. I fucked up and got a parking ticket recently working an overnight gig. That shit sucks, almost made it not worth doing.Thoughts on my stonk dilemmas?
>>14725526New all-time highs were set:>11 times in 2018>70 times in 2017>26 times in 2016>6 times in 2015>39 times in 2014>52 times in 2013You're a brainlet if you aren't buying in now.
>>14725573>>14725558I'm not buying in now, just so you can sell off your bags at the top. Nice try twins.
>>14725476BASED AND REDPILLEDas someone who lived nearly my whole entire life in that commie state, FUCK CA (except san diego and the Chargers)
>>14725558yeah if people wanted to sell and get out, they'd be doing it. and some of them are selling; out of certain stocks, and certainly out of cryptowhat are people buying? good equities, and things like gold and oil. real, valuable, wonderful things. And they're buying these things with JeromeBucks, the true international and galactic currency of all time3000 might just be the new floor. We've been here long enough. you zoomers will be telling your grandchildren, hey, when I was a young lad the S&P was only 3000! and the little ultra-zoomers of the future will say "wow.... no way..." to humor you. But they already knew, because they have some crazy brain implant chip or something I don't even know
>>14725569Idk anything about merk or Cat whatever exept theyre on the DOWI just loaded up on some JACK, this things going to 88 no problem
This market dumb for selling based Merck while they're busy curing ebola.UNH strength is nice, KSS boost is nice, considering taking losses "into strength," but it's still got a lot off room to go before it's recovered.Oh look, it's greed time!>>14725662Food, clothes, medicine, the important shit.You love food, Comfy loves clothes, I love medicine.Also MO to $1000 EOY
Lol @ galt bagholders
where the fuck are the dow 27000 hats
green beans ;_; why am you betray me
>>14725042pls explain the red vs black
Im an IIPR marine! And im never selling!!
>the economy is performing well>but it's also not>we better cut interest ratesThe fed is completely beholden to markets. Corrections happen, the stock market isn't meant to go up 100% of the time as if it's some type of piggy bank for boomers.
>>14725712I wonder where comfy is... maybe hes having another growth spurt
>>14725812>if it's some type of piggy bank for boomers.But it is, at least since free banking was killed, and latest, since Fed was created.
Fucking hell anons, i'm too much of a puss to buy ANYTHING at these levels. Surely we can't just keep swiping the AMEX forever?>Credit card debt totaled $1.072 trillion, increasing 8.2%. It exceeds the record of $1.02 trillion set in 2008. But credit card debt is only 26% of total debt. It was 38% of total debt in 2008.https://www.thebalance.com/consumer-debt-statistics-causes-and-impact-3305704
>>14725769black are the stocks I own, red are on my watchlist (although that watchlist is a smidge outdated)
>>14725763Just bought a bushel
>>14725818a negative growth spu
StockTwit brainlets are raving about a $3 million SPY purchase, you know what that means
>>14725850credit card debt never stopped anyone from buying equities ;^)the people with credit card debt aren't buying or selling very many stocks. they're the replaceable laborers who are being automated out of the system. The only systemic risk with them is the drain on the welfare system and the fact that they have children
>>14725929>you know what that means
You guys aren't actually dumb enough to think the Feds rate cut will grow the economy, right? You DO know almost every rate cut has happened right before or during a recession...right?
>>14725932Valid points, but isn't the discretionary sector tied to wage growth, psychology, optimism about the future, and personal debt? Maybe I'm just being a brainlet here, but if laborers are automated out or feel overburdened by debt, who will buy all the quarter pounders, makeup, and Air Jordans?
>>14725932I'm sure that Epstien guy can find work for the children.
>>14725929Me no see 3 million buy -_-;
>>14725771Up another % since i posted this 10 mins ago
>>14725973how many of those rate cuts took place during the Jerome Powell federal reserve?yeah that's what I thought>>14725997he can't do all the work by himself with the media breathing down his neck! he needs just a little rate cut to achieve a bit more liquidity. extremely wet liquidity
every day that you don't sell you're basically buying in at these prices
>>14725771>>14726025fucking retarded, i sold at 88...
>>14726036yes that's true at any price
>>14725973I would love for interest rates to be like in 1981. 20% on savings interest, my mortgage would look like nothing in comparison, housing would drop so I could buy another house in cash, deflation so prices would go down, labor surplus so cucks with no job security/office drones would be crying in the streets. These shit startup and VC would be destitute and forced to contribute to society.
if you missed the sp3000 party theres still time to reserve your chairs at the Nasdaq 8000 rave
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Lowered borrowing rates will lead to a weaker dollar and inflation.
>>14726091Wage growth is what workers have the strength to wrangle out of their employers. Unions are dead, immigration has a deflationary effect on wages and tech outright makes people redundant.Low interest rates hasn't produced high wage jobs for 30 years. In fact, wages were higher when interest rates were higher in the period prior to the 1980s.
>>14726197Price inflation?Nah.Asset inflation? Yeah.
>>14726200Lowering rates are equivalent to a tax cut since you'll still be taxed the same, but the value of your dollars is less.
>>14725857Could be getting entry into drugs here, Pfe, mrk, etc are on sale.
>>14726036This is my favorite reminder
Are there any reits that specialize in the golan heights?
>>14726036True true...>every day that you don’t buy, you’re selling at these prices>selling assets you don’t own is called shorting>every dollar you have out of the market is shorting the bull runOh shit!
>>14726253Oh shit, i guess maybe I should close my puts and get calls.
>>14726270pls no, that would guarantee that the market goes down
>>14726216That's what the economic textbook says, but the beneficiaries of low rates are those that leverage up into growing assets like real estate or stocks.Not workers. Companies will pay the least amount of money possible for anything they can, including labour.
DIE SPY DIE!!!!!
>>14725771Sold when it hit $133 unfortunately. Wasn't expecting new highs.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4274412-spy-s-and-p-500-3500-makes-sense>SPY: Why S&P 500 3,500 Makes Sense HereBut the bears will say>you aren't allowed to cut rates in a strong economy>if they're cutting rates, it MUST mean the economy is doing poorly>you aren't allowed to do that !>it's not fair, they cheated! I was right!>The things that I did made sense in the old paradigmsame complaints we've been hearing from the perma-bears since approx 2012 will just keep coming. just like any true autistic child, they set up their little scenarios and can't imagine how anything could go otherwise. Then, when things go otherwise, it's everyone else's faultI mean don't mistake me, I see all the economic uncertainty too. but people are treating SPX 3000 as some impassable sacred barrier. It's just another mile marker on a long road. There will be times ahead that the market will go down, but right now, it's scuttling slowly upwards. All the bear tantrums in the world won't change that
>>14726270Do it. It's the only way to ensure Armageddon
>>14726577Dubs confirm >>14726498Baggie, you are literally fighting the Fed right now DoNotFightFed
Amd will recover and hit $45 within 3 weeksScreencap this
What buttons do I press to make some money today?
>>14726640AMD IS GOING TO DA MOON
>>14726632The fed is lying. They're going to throw Jerome in the slammer for perjuring him self during his testimony when he raises rates 20 basis points in 20 minutes time...
>>14726577They are cutting rates because of the China/US question though AND there is a general slowdown in Europe.The May trade impasse took a shit on the markets and it looked as if it was going to get worse, but Trump came out and did a big turnaround deal with Mexico and then called Xi and gave out a concession (no more tariffs until G20) for the talks to continue.Then at G20 he gave away Huawei. He's got nothing in return. In his mind he got promises by China to buy agricultural products while the negotiations continue, but there has been nothing from China to confirm this at all.If Trump completely caved in on the China question, I have no doubt that the market will become a "rocket ship" as he says.If all his bluster about evening up trade only came to a slightly better deal though, he has doomed the USA to relinquishing it's no.1 status in the world economy in the late 2020s.
earnings season starts monday boyscould be the giga bull
>>14726762Now do this.
>>14726750>he has doomed the USA to relinquishing it's no.1 status in the world economy in the late 2020sBecause the US economy is dependent on buying cheap plasitc shit specifically from China that we could otherwise buy 1% more expensively from any number of other third world shitholes instead? Wow. So scared over here.
I'm really going to have to try and dig up some of the old 2011-2013 vintage stock market FUD articles sometime, some of the stuff you have to read to believe.>>14726750inflation target 2%inflationtarget2%Jerome isn't here to fight China. He just wants to review the data and try and to his best to keep the economy functioning for the largest number of Americans.Jerome isn't a trader, the primary mission and duties of the federal reserve are only tangentially effected by trade.besides that main problem with your post, most of your individual points about the status of the US-China trade negotiations are alleged (by you) at best, else wrong. (I agree with some of the stuff you said in your other posts though. :)>>14726762>0.00 availablenice. the 'exact change' strategy
Not everything is green as fuck today, the NASDAQ has treaded water and the Russell 2000 actually went down.The Russell is actually at the point it was back in Feb/December 2018. It hasn't recovered from the losses in May of this year.
Turn on cnn intel has filed for bankruptcyAmd is buying most of their factories
Index put chads getting laid tonight
How are you going to tell the big man that signs the cheques that you bought the index because the federal reserve was cutting rates because of the shitty economic situation?
>>14726845If China continues to grow at it's current pace it's going to be the biggest economy in 2029.For America to stop that you must stop trading with them immediately and utilize other 3rd world shit holes if you're unwilling to manufacture the goods yourself.>>14726851Low interest rates don't have an affect on price inflation anymore in the USA. Asset inflation yes, but not price inflation.Jerome stated explicitly today that his job is to continue the expansion.
good lord FDP what are you doing!
>>14726910You know what this is? This is my new fuckin index put. You know what that means? I'm gettin some fuckin pussy tonight. All my boys: they're comin out. They all got the same index put. They're all gettin some fuckin pussy tonight.
Merck is down 5%
>>14726640>Amd will recover and hit $45 within 3 weeksDepends. Q2 earnings are coming up at the end of the month. Lisa Su already said that Q2 is going to be weak for obvious reason (aka the Ryzen 3000 release - nobody is going to buy old shit before a superior new generation is about to released), but Q3 is going to be strong due to Ryzen and Rome releases. If she gives a hint about how Ryzen is selling so far (like hotcakes), it might shoot up. Q3 earnings might be where the real money lies.Do we have number estimates of AMD's Q2 and Q3 earnings?
>>14726982I think cosmic girl went back to her galaxy. I owe her one for helping me finally beat the bogs.
Why is the market getting real fucky here in the last hour?
>>14727061It's warming up for the next leg down.
>>14727061there no way we holding over 3000 with consumer staples tanking like they did
Spiderbros? Why everyone dumping? They just secured a shit ton of capital.
>>14727093rotation out of defensive/value and into more aggressive/growth stocks todaybecause we're going down.... right?lol
>>14726029>"INFLATION could be here" he thought,>"There could be INFLATION anywhere.">>14726872Why a bitch gotta lie?>>14726992Yep, people think Trump is going after the drug companies next.I want to buy more, MRK is best of breed.(unfortunately I bought more CGC instead)Really wish my DRiP had waited a few days...
>>14727121no way we pump and dumping to 3150 X_X
Closed my puts in the green baby!!!!
I'm thinking of limiting my day trades even after I hit 25k because the 3 a week limit forces me to consider each one before I do it making me win most of the time. I get maybe 60% of my guesses right and 80%+ of the ones I would have bet on but the limit forces me to narrow down even more
>>14727144So how would one go to about making the Big muns if you only have so much cash to work with? I see a lot of Anons on here spending thousands of dollars on stocks, but is that really the only way to make substantial gains without having to wait literal years to earn another $10 or so for being conservative about the your overall buying power?
>>14727208I tried so hard to get to 25k in my RH account so I could day trade. I was using all the day trades they let me have before that.but once I got there, I really slowed down. Now, I only use it to dip in and out of some options for fun every once in a while, but pretty rare.>>14727193are you trying to say"[there is] no way we [are going to] pump and dump to 3150 X_X"or"no way[,] we [are going to] pump and dump to 3150 X_X">>14727224if you want to make the big cums you have to DOMSCUMM or DOMSPDMM or turn to crime. those are the three choices.
>>14727039>earningsI dont know, but zen 2 was a paper launch. When they start meeting demand over the coming weeks, value will shoot up. That's my rationale anyway.
>>14727224Why did you @me?
These fuckers are going to make me so much money.
>>14727224You cant be too conservative with your money or youll only make SPY gains. Pick a stock and take a swing, YCBTCWYMOYOMSGPASATAS
>>14727235>I dont know, but zen 2 was a paper launch.Maybe, but demand seems to be high as fuck. The onyl reason why haven't bought a 3700X is to avoid early adopter problems.
>>14727268I would have gone with fewer $300 or $299.5 calls301 is a fuckin stttrreeettttchhhhhlike 0.04 for those calls is overpricedI wish I had 19.1K shares of SPY just so I could have sold you those calls nahmean
>>14727268> $301 SPY calls> expires tomorrow
>>14727305Wait so you're telling me some ones betting 5.7 million that i'm going to lose my 700 bucks?
>>14727268God dammit baggie
Alright, wanna get into a no-transaction-fee fund and get some more merck.The volume seems kinda low on this though, fuck.
>>14727336you just gave someone with 5.7 million your $700. he can't lose his 5.7 million, but you will need >5.7 million to exercise those calls ;^)you know with all the options you've let expire worthless on you, this is probably the same person that took your money from the BYND puts and all the others.you were probably giving this dude money back when he only had 5.5 million or 5.3 millionyou know what, if he gets too haughty, if he gets too rich, I'll take him down with a quick assassination technique. It's a very secret and powerful method, I will not reveal the name at this time.
>>14727378The must be super pissed off that I took their money on the way down. :^\
>>14727419Michael Jordan aka Cigar Dude
HEYIS THIS BAD?Avg. Volume (10 day) 117,286That's way too low for an ETF, yes?
>>14725616Based and PhilipRivers Pilled>TYBR>TYBR>TYBR>TYBR>TYBR
>>14727497what is the ETF? looks like XLV holdings from the image you posted, but the XLV volume is way higheris it some XLV knock-off with higher expenses?don't worry about volume for an ETF, just look for reasonably low expenses (don't obsess over it though) and a decent AUM. I take risks with low AUM sometimes though, feels good
They're giving you plenty of time to get in before we go to the moon. They're working on the rocket right now.
>>14727533FHLC: Fidelity® MSCI Health Care Index ETFNet Expense Ratio 0.084%
I'm gonna take a 2 hour nap. We better above 3k when I come back or else.
>>14727575spread is fine, market makers doing their thing. you can safely buy
>>14727575just buy it doodit's just their version of XLVthat's not even a low volume, you gotta be looking at the micro-ETFs with nutty interesting strategies and like 50M or less AUM lol. talking about average daily volume under $100K USD
Where are those buyers that were buying this SPY stuff before lunch time? Tell them we've got better prices now.
>>14727598Seriously, why the fuck did you make those calls? SPY hasn't even crossed $300 and you think it will reach $301 by tomorrow. I'd like to understand this kind of thought train.
>>14726872>$10B in profit>bankruptcyu wot m8?
>>14727634>>14727610Thanks fellas!It's just because I wanted to use my schwab IRA to invest or swing it without paying taxes or fees, but I'd rather have more exposure to MRK and less to all the others. UNH is good, and could keep running, but I don't want to buy it after a +~5% move up...So much to consider, maybe I'm better off just putting more money into RH and buying MRK directly, taxes be damned!
>>14727739I spent the equivalent of 10,000 years trading in simulation last night using a hyperbolic time chamber. The reasoning behind the trade is too complicated to be explained in a language as basic as English. Just watch and learn.
Betting big on the financial sector shrugging off rate cut news and continuing the march upwards, especially now that the anticipated rate cut is only estimated to be 25 basis points. My REITs are getting absolutely demolished, however.
>>14726822Done. Am I rich now?
>>14727797>Just watch and learn.Oh, already do.ALWAYS BET AGAINST BAGGY
Baggie is by far the worst tripfag when it comes to trading, he's only good for shitposting. Nothing he does should be taken seriously.
>>14727717Baggie why don't you buy some XLF calls with me
>>14727877All my money is tied up in these $301 SPY calls at the moment.
>>14727877careful, all bank earnings start mondayI think itll go up but they tend to be mixed 3% moves
>>14727968Is the fed going to report earnings Monday too?
>>14727260I clicked on your post to bring up the window but forgot to backspace it. Oopsies.>>14727234>DOMSCUMM or DOMSPDMMBut how does one employ such tactics without incurring the wrath of RH's day trader limit? Also what are those?
>>14727835i'm looking to DCA some OIRM getting blasted tho
>>14727872maybe he is just pretending to be retarded?
What do they know that I don't?>CGC: -3.90%>GEO: -4.88%>MRK: -4.70%I guess Merck makes some sense, but damn, it was down 5.78% earlier today! (fuck me for not buying there... Considering buying here...)Why NOW for dudeweed and lockherup?
>>14728075theyre scheduled to beat.
>>14728089>Also what are those?Leave
>>14728089Just limit your self to DOMSCUMMING 3 times a week, in 2 weeks you will have turned $500 into the 25k you need to trade as you please.
>>14727290this. The early models and supporting aftermarket are sold out
Pump EET or Dump EET power hour?
>>14728135Is that abbreviation somewhere in the OP links? I tried looking for it but couldn't find anything.
Welp, had I made those PH calls this morning I'd already be in the money
>>14728239If you're still researching stuff you're probably not ready for the DOMSCUMM.
Guys I am back to even on my Healthcare ETF investment and am trying to decide if I should just go ahead and exit the market. What do you think?
>>14728239It's just some clown with a $500 RH account thinking he has some sort of secret "strategy"literal nonsense
>>14728239DeepOut of thMoneyShort-termCall options withUpwardMovementMethod
>>14728104Ha! Merely pretending I say! Jolly chap this B>>14728104aggie.
>>14728279Im ready for domacumm
>>14728288which one?Usually, that's when I think about increasing my position, but I'm not very good at this.It could easily be a rough election season though.
>>14728338Thats what I am afraid about because the Dems will be harping on healthcare and spook the market and I am thinking a recession is coming soon. It is VHT
>>14728358Spook without substance, I think. I don't think the single payer thing is likely.Which would mean it'd just be an opportunity to buy more. If that's when a recession were to happen though, when it's already down, that could really suck?
>>14728239See this is an example of DOMSCUMM. You need to wait for the market to bottom and then you buy the call options for their lowest price of the day. You then wait and get phat as fuck gains. This is a technique only to be used by masters.
>>14728406Thats my fear. I am considering cashing out today and waiting for that to occur and then going back in at the bottom. Yeah i know.. trying to time a market.. but the recession is inevitable.
>>14728488h-hey man i-i was joking
Shill me some daytrades for tomorrow morning
>>14727224Get a job
>>14728420So basically you buy shares using calls while the stock is at it's lowest, then wait for the price to go back up to sell it while it grows in value?I see. I see. This is good stuff. Danke, sir.
DEWIGDividends Every Week Iron Grip
>>14728524Right, but you need to be sure that if it's about to go down, you sell it so you don't lose any money.
>>14728546DEWIG is a technique to be used by geriatrics who have assistants use the computer to make their trades for them in the convalescent. If you want to do a fuck ton of blow, bang porn stars, and die before you're 35 DOMSCUMM is the way to go.
NTDOY $12,000 EOYbuy it(planks and squats on the menu today, boys)
>>14728657>tfw already 35...
This is the lamest power hour i've ever seen. Like aren't we supposed to rocket back to $300 SPY?
>VAPORIZED: CNBC's FUDumentary, premiers MondayI fucking need to stop buying shit and wait for those MO dips.
>>14728716You should probably start looking at convalescent homes then you damn boomer.
>>14728657Joke's on you I'm already 35 and already did a bunch of blow
>>14725219>by Tyler DurdenEmbarrassing
Come on bulls! You can carry us back to 3000 now.
Fed throwing Inflation sandbag infront of the Bulls
PHUN is going to the moon tomorrow. Y-you'll see!
AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP AND BUY THE DIP!!!
>>14728966Not yet, fellow AMDChad, we need to go deeper.
Volume of 4.59m on SNSS today, looks like it's closing at around 0.78-0.79. Incredible recovery from having it's price obliterated by that public offering.
Why dont you guys just buy internet coins
Fuck crab hour.
SNEyay or nay to invest in?
>>14729051we still have the power 5 minutes and the power 10 minutes to go!
gold hitting ¤resistance¤ now after panick buying. sp at high altitude so movement getting slower as oxygen is low
>>14729129LETS GO POWER 10 MINUTES!
>>14729129WOW. I don't even have that upper-body strength.I certainly don't see many of those kinds of women anymore
>>14729141Russell not even close to ATH Growing divergence between global tech megacaps and the rest of U.S. QQQ - SP500 - DOW - R2k
Should I sell VHT and wait for recession?
>>14729189>Growing divergence between global tech megacaps and the rest of U.S.This has been a thing for the last few months now, right? I think I saw a thing a while ago that big tech stock recent gains ~= total recent gains in S&P 500.
>>14727845You were saying?
>>14729189well yes like in 17-18 80% of all market return came from few tech. wider market probably capping up little bit especially if sir powel promises infinite low rates the longer game goes then everybody realises not only japan and eu are not able to raise rates
Okay S&P you have three minutes to break a new high or I'm shorting.
>>14729240based baggieall you gotta do is believe!
>>14729273I'm typing in the order right now...1 minute.Done. Red day tomorrow.
seriously? 11 cent shy of closing at or above 3000?
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.84%, OUCHIESGEO and CGC both getting fugged on the same day, could be better. I'm doubling down, with GEO's 9% yield and ex div next week I can afford to hold forever. S&Peepee refusing to break 3k is mildly concerning to me as well. Good thing I'm putting more money in my port soon ;_;
What a fucking boring ass day, but at least now I'm a one thousandaire.
0,02% TODAY THANKS BUFFET YOU OLD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IF YOUR BRK DOES NOT NOT EVEN BEAT THE INDEX FUCK IM MAD 4 DAYS IN A ROW THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BRK DIPS 0,7% IN THE LAST FUCKING HOUR AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>14729393Started the day -9.12%, ended up 0.08%, after hours so far up another 1.48%
>>14729393FDP CRASH OWNED ME NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGREEN BEANS WHY BETRWAYYYY MEEEEEE
>>14729393*pukes all over myself*I don't feel so good guysEverything I own got crushed. I was already down to begin with!
>>14729421Why you am unironically holding green bean???
I guess people really don't like reverse-splits.I don't get it, it doesn't really change anything?>tfw I bought more and we could still go much further down...
>>14729397OH YEAH AND THE SP500 GOES UP +0,3% IN THE LAST FUCKING 10 MINUTES AS ALWAYS I MIGHT AS WELL BUY SOME FUCKING ETF LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER FUCK THIS SHIT
>>14729427*also throws up blood on you*
>>14729393Down 1.11% - REITs got skullfucked today
>>14729393Green! Made another baby 20 hour options play to start the day green, then things started getting spooky until the last power 15 minutes
>>14729129That's impressive, but it's way easier when you're 5'2 and 100lbs
>>14729478oh damn you're right, IYR is down 1.1%. I assumed it was just GEO getting fucked by news, didn't have time to read anything today. Wtf happened to real estate in general?
>>14729393+0.5%, should have sold MSFT at 190bto rebuy but I chickened out. Good day anyway, I'm happy.
>>14729393up 0.12%, just collecting divvies until my next scheduled investment in a week. if healthcare is still getting hammered may increase my JNJ position
>>14725771AND COMMON STOCK OFFERING YOURE ABOUT TO GET BTFO
>>14729393I bought a lot of JACK today, its going to 80 no problem, then 88 with only minimal problems
>>14729491I bet there was a time I could do that, but I tore something in my shoulder on the rings and never been the same. I also never had it looked at and it still hurts sometimes 3 years later.
I'm out, bros.I think I need to take a break. I think I just need to HODL with my new "never sell at a loss" strategy. All of my investing is going so poorly...
>>14729598You need a new strategy. Never buy something that's going to be worth less than when you bought it. I think you might be able to avoid losses that way.
>was over 20% crypto portfolio last week >dropped down to 8% crypto yesterday (not even an hour before the Fed's massacre)>got down to less than 2% crypto this morning before the feds did round twofeels nice for a change, didnt fomo and get fugged and made up for more than losses from that 6% crypto i didnt sell yesterday with SQQQ options today >>14729598if you are new than wait it out, june-july-august has no volume, so market won be very logical until next autumn >>14729633early by two posts, but nice dubs!
>>14729549Based Anonymous friend!
>>14725906Is it weird that the second thing I noticed about this picture is that her tie is attached with a small chain?
>>14726982Based and new haircutpilled
>>14728746>VAPORIZED: CNBC's FUDumentary, premiers MondayI half expect that thing to be contrarian bullish.
Are you ready for earnings...
>>14729478Long duration bonds too