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>Be at work
>Asshole coworker comes in my office and asks what music I listen to
>lie and say classic rock because I don't want anyone to know how embarrassing my music tastes are
>Be today, months later, dude comes in my office with a song playing on his phone, I don't know who the fuck it is when he asks who sings it, apparently it was the police
>hear him talking to another coworker, "He didn't know the Police, but he likes classic rock"
>other guy laughs, like they've been talking about it behind my back
Why do normalfags care about shit like this so much, to the point of gossiping about it? I never talk to anyone, and it's not like I made a big deal about how much I "love" classic rock or anything, I tried to change the subject and get back to work after he asked what music I like anyways.

How long until **** takes off and frees me from this nightmare
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Since no one answered your question at the end, **** will [redacted]
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>>13022891
The world needs 2 types of people anon, fags and cool people and you are destined to incarnate as a fag for all eternity, it's yang yin... hehe nothing personal kid
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>>13022891
what are your music tastes?
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>>13022891
> Be anon
> Normal day
> Oh hey anon what music do you like?
> Anon's mind spirals out of control he begins stuttering and can't stop sweating
> After a solid five minutes staring at his co-workers he croaks "classic rock" and stumbles to the bathroom
> Co-workers not sure what to make of it
bored normies with superficial minds begin to create stories of anons weirdness.
Congratulations this is your future.
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>>13022891
>be at work
>job is 90% black people
>accepted by the nigs "you aite fo a whiteboi"
>being too educated gets me nearly in trouble every other week
>see older black woman dancing
>use word "she's got a nice jig" (Another word for dance)
>*record scratch*
>"yo thas kinda raciss anon"
>"you mean she got a jiggly ass rite?"
>me: "...sure"

I don't wanna work with fuckin hipsters, but goddam, why do i need to dumb down my language just to talk to black people?
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>>13023373
Hey yo you mean words have different Meany's?
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>>13022891
Why do you even care?
It's fucking nothing.
How old are you?
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It is a workplace.
They are your workmates.
They are not your friends. FFS.
You can politely tell them to fuxk off.
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>>13023383
this is why we need UBI or Freedom Dividend.
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>>13022891
Show him this and walk away


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA
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>>13022891
so...

what kind of music do you listen to OP?
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Why are you posting this thread again? Tell us what you are listening to or fuck off.
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>>13023406
Hey yo white boi that's just the whites trying keep us proud black men down nigga. They not be taken my jobs
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the shit you're getting is justified by the fact that you felt the need to lie about what kind of god damn music you listen to. wtf is wrong with you OP?
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>>13023439
Anime OSTs and remixes
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>>13022891
tl;dr
OP listends to anime music
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>>13023545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
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>>13023463
I still think OP unironically listens to Kidz Bop
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>>13023373
I work with so many Indians and I can hardly understand some of them on conference calls. Nice people but their communication skills are woeful.
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>>13022891
serves you right for not telling the truth to a simple question
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>makes the same thread twice / copy pastas hoping for some anonymous interaction

Stop craving attention and shill us a coin OP you faggot
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The Police are shit unironically and you shouldn't feel bad at all
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>>13022891
how the fuck is this relevant to biz
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>>13023373
>be at work
>see black coworker listening to Freestyle Mix
>me trying to flex my musical knowledge "you listening to some Afrika Bambaataa?
>Her: "African whatt??"
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6na-LrJBkwA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>13025044
fuck, sorry, im a lurker, fuck im so awkward
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>>13022891
Because you’re a faggot and should’ve just been confident enough to tell the truth in the first place.
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>>13022891
how many times are you going to post this thread faggot. you got your answer last time, your coworkers hate you cause you are a neckbeard that looks like you are constantly jerking off at your desk. I'm sure the women avoid you as well
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>>13025048
You good fren
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>>13025044
Skinny black girls are awesome and have no idea how hot they are because the black standard of beauty is being huge. That's why all the black guys are fucking whales and hambeasts
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>>13025082
y u gotta be like that anon
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>>13023373
>'jig'
>I am educated and smart

Neck yourself cretin.
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>>13025048
I've never seen someone who could manage to look like a dumb loser on 4chan itself in my 11 years here. I am in awe. Never post again.
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>>13026093
Thanks for taking the bait. Educated doesn't mean I'm smarter faggot.

It just means I spent too much time reading and learning new things instead of eating pussy.
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>>13025044
>The current year
>Giving google access to your accelerometer and gyroscope
kys
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>>13026110
Do you even know what taking the bait means? Holy fuck this place is a pure cringe fest now. Forget about eating pussy, cannabalism isn't good.
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>>13022891
You can be anti-social in real life, but try to make an effort at work to be somewhat sociable.
Just be normie while at work.

Separate your work life and personal life, it'll come in handy down the road, work partnerships for the most part are pretty pointless but you want all the advantages you can get.
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OP it’s fine you like Dua Lipa. I do too, she’s great. Just accept it and tell your coworkers to fuck off.
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>>13026143
audible kek
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>>13022891
Here's the shit I listen to:

Mongolian Throat Singing
Tuvan Throat Singing
Altaian Throat singing
Sardinian Shepard Music (also contains throat singing)
Bulgarian Womens Choirs
Georgian wrestling choirs
Russian Folk Jazz
Country/Western
Western Yodelling
Western Swing
Classic Country
Bluegrass
1940s Hot Harmony
1920s Big Band
Swiss Traditional Yodelling
Irish Folk/Traditional
Negro Prison Music
Gypsy Jazz
Vaudeville
Al Jolson
Tuareg Blues
Sea Shanties

Get on my level
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stop bumping this fake ass bot thread
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>>13026932
that's a pretty based selection desu. needs some tabla drumming though.
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>>13026932
Really nice
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>>13027027
It's not fake and I'm not a bot :(
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>>13022891
Fuck off with this gay larp pasta.
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>>13023373
>Be in the same situation as you, but it's all Spanish people.
>Half German/Half Italian so they consider me sort of Latino I guess?
>Co-workers are really friendly, don't play shitty rap music, etc but never ask me to hangout.
>The store owner loves me, but my manager is racist and hates White people.
>Makes like 85k a year and complains that White people are why he isn't more successful. Fucking.retard.
>Muh Orange Man Bad.
Thank god I only have another 6 weeks here.



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