>Be at work>Asshole coworker comes in my office and asks what music I listen to>lie and say classic rock because I don't want anyone to know how embarrassing my music tastes are>Be today, months later, dude comes in my office with a song playing on his phone, I don't know who the fuck it is when he asks who sings it, apparently it was the police>hear him talking to another coworker, "He didn't know the Police, but he likes classic rock" >other guy laughs, like they've been talking about it behind my backWhy do normalfags care about shit like this so much, to the point of gossiping about it? I never talk to anyone, and it's not like I made a big deal about how much I "love" classic rock or anything, I tried to change the subject and get back to work after he asked what music I like anyways.How long until **** takes off and frees me from this nightmare
Since no one answered your question at the end, **** will [redacted]
>>13022891The world needs 2 types of people anon, fags and cool people and you are destined to incarnate as a fag for all eternity, it's yang yin... hehe nothing personal kid
>>13022891what are your music tastes?
>>13022891> Be anon> Normal day> Oh hey anon what music do you like?> Anon's mind spirals out of control he begins stuttering and can't stop sweating> After a solid five minutes staring at his co-workers he croaks "classic rock" and stumbles to the bathroom> Co-workers not sure what to make of it bored normies with superficial minds begin to create stories of anons weirdness. Congratulations this is your future.
>>13022891>be at work>job is 90% black people>accepted by the nigs "you aite fo a whiteboi">being too educated gets me nearly in trouble every other week>see older black woman dancing>use word "she's got a nice jig" (Another word for dance)>*record scratch*>"yo thas kinda raciss anon">"you mean she got a jiggly ass rite?">me: "...sure"I don't wanna work with fuckin hipsters, but goddam, why do i need to dumb down my language just to talk to black people?
>>13023373Hey yo you mean words have different Meany's?
>>13022891Why do you even care?It's fucking nothing.How old are you?
It is a workplace.They are your workmates.They are not your friends. FFS.You can politely tell them to fuxk off.
>>13023383this is why we need UBI or Freedom Dividend.
>>13022891Show him this and walk awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA
>>13022891so...what kind of music do you listen to OP?
Why are you posting this thread again? Tell us what you are listening to or fuck off.
>>13023406Hey yo white boi that's just the whites trying keep us proud black men down nigga. They not be taken my jobs
the shit you're getting is justified by the fact that you felt the need to lie about what kind of god damn music you listen to. wtf is wrong with you OP?
>>13023439Anime OSTs and remixes
>>13022891tl;drOP listends to anime music
>>13023463I still think OP unironically listens to Kidz Bop
>>13023373I work with so many Indians and I can hardly understand some of them on conference calls. Nice people but their communication skills are woeful.
>>13022891serves you right for not telling the truth to a simple question
>makes the same thread twice / copy pastas hoping for some anonymous interactionStop craving attention and shill us a coin OP you faggot
The Police are shit unironically and you shouldn't feel bad at all
>>13022891how the fuck is this relevant to biz
>>13023373>be at work>see black coworker listening to Freestyle Mix>me trying to flex my musical knowledge "you listening to some Afrika Bambaataa?>Her: "African whatt??"<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6na-LrJBkwA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>13025044fuck, sorry, im a lurker, fuck im so awkward
>>13022891Because you’re a faggot and should’ve just been confident enough to tell the truth in the first place.
>>13022891how many times are you going to post this thread faggot. you got your answer last time, your coworkers hate you cause you are a neckbeard that looks like you are constantly jerking off at your desk. I'm sure the women avoid you as well
>>13025044>>13025048You good fren
>>13025044Skinny black girls are awesome and have no idea how hot they are because the black standard of beauty is being huge. That's why all the black guys are fucking whales and hambeasts
>>13025082y u gotta be like that anon
>>13023373>'jig'>I am educated and smart Neck yourself cretin.
>>13025048I've never seen someone who could manage to look like a dumb loser on 4chan itself in my 11 years here. I am in awe. Never post again.
>>13026093Thanks for taking the bait. Educated doesn't mean I'm smarter faggot.It just means I spent too much time reading and learning new things instead of eating pussy.
>>13025044>The current year>Giving google access to your accelerometer and gyroscope kys
>>13026110Do you even know what taking the bait means? Holy fuck this place is a pure cringe fest now. Forget about eating pussy, cannabalism isn't good.
>>13022891You can be anti-social in real life, but try to make an effort at work to be somewhat sociable.Just be normie while at work.Separate your work life and personal life, it'll come in handy down the road, work partnerships for the most part are pretty pointless but you want all the advantages you can get.
OP it’s fine you like Dua Lipa. I do too, she’s great. Just accept it and tell your coworkers to fuck off.
>>13022891Here's the shit I listen to:Mongolian Throat SingingTuvan Throat SingingAltaian Throat singingSardinian Shepard Music (also contains throat singing)Bulgarian Womens ChoirsGeorgian wrestling choirsRussian Folk JazzCountry/WesternWestern YodellingWestern SwingClassic CountryBluegrass1940s Hot Harmony1920s Big BandSwiss Traditional YodellingIrish Folk/TraditionalNegro Prison MusicGypsy JazzVaudevilleAl JolsonTuareg BluesSea ShantiesGet on my level
stop bumping this fake ass bot thread
>>13026932that's a pretty based selection desu. needs some tabla drumming though.
>>13027027It's not fake and I'm not a bot :(
>>13022891Fuck off with this gay larp pasta.
>>13023373>Be in the same situation as you, but it's all Spanish people. >Half German/Half Italian so they consider me sort of Latino I guess?>Co-workers are really friendly, don't play shitty rap music, etc but never ask me to hangout. >The store owner loves me, but my manager is racist and hates White people. >Makes like 85k a year and complains that White people are why he isn't more successful. Fucking.retard. >Muh Orange Man Bad. Thank god I only have another 6 weeks here.