Reply to this thread if you will be attending the yacht party and also one item that you will be bringing
> not my gf because I still won't be able to get one
>>12729375Hello glow in the dark assassins.
I'd like to rsvpI'll bring one braphog
>>12729375I'll bring the solo cups and paper plates
>>12729385*sniffffffff* yes my dear
>>12729375Hi, I’ll bring Big Macs
>>12729375Yes stinky French cheese
>>12729375Ill be coming in my gold plated tuxedo
ill bring a gun to rob all the linkies
>>12729440I'll bring security so we can capture and torture this fag.
my virgin cock
Gunna have to guided missile this one boys
>>12729440XRP bagholder spotted
>>12729375Link is a religion at this point. Ever wonder why christfags freak out if you say there is no god? I mean why should it matter what you think? They should just assume you are going to hell and it shouldnt even bother them. But it does. Its because you are directly challenging their delusion. Delusions are easier to believe in when they are shared delusions. You become a living reminder they are completely wasting their time on fake nonsense. It means there is no afterlife and they are going to die. Their tiny chimpanzee brain cant handle this and totally chimps out. Its the same with linkies. They will never be successful because their bags are too small to win with BTC alone. So they have convinced themselves that link is some kind of miracle coin that will yield 1,000,000x returns. It doesnt even make sense, but the alternative is they kill themselves in a bathtub in a few years, and their simian brain freaks out. Its trying to hold onto whatever thin hope it can scrape together.
I will be there.I'll bring a very large cheese platter for the party. With lots of stinky blue cheese.
>>12729375I’m coming, and I’ll be wearing a Michael Jordan jersey (exactly like pic related). I’ll also be bringing a shirt that looks almost like Sergey’s, and fits almost as bad, for a group photo of all the marines who managed to get similar flannels.
My turntables, you know who it is :)
>>12729478Also probably gonna say hi to as many people as I can since I love all of you
>>12729375Yes, a rubber duckie
ah yes of course, we shall all bring our wallets! Finally we shall finish our ritual, then off we all go!
>>12729480Rumor is Deadmau5 owns over 1M LINK and will headline the yacht party
>>12729520there's a rumor Sergey met Taylor Swift in McDonald's after a rave in Los Angeles, he shilled her Link and since she was still high on molly she bought ~600k without thinking.I can't confirm any of that but it sounds plausible.
Yes, a live goat.
Hey yes I'm gonna bring various pool cleaner vacuums
Yo i’ll Bring the mdma and ketamine
It will be a mirracle if you crazy bastards don't capsize.
>>12729375what happens when i bring my gf
>>12729658She better be strapped in
I'll be there, and I'll bring 10,000 venomous spiders.
>>12729375Me and herpes
>>12729628Ive got the acid and nitrousWith our powers combined....
>>12729375A baby seal on a leash.
>>12729766I'll bring 100g of DMT
>>12729375I'll bring a suicide vest to blow the boat up
Dmt and heroin boys.
2 LBs of high grade indica marijuana 30 packages of Kushy Punch TKO1 LB of molly.15 Asian hookers2 Black hookers3 trailer trash hookers200 condomsI hold 500k link. Should I bring more goodies?
i will bring 2 sex slaves
>>12729766>>12729844sweet, just need someone to bring the coke and the hookers and we're golden
I'll be bringing my social awkwardness
I'll bring nothing. People always say I bring nothing to the table. Post singularity I will be doing this both metaphorically and literally.>will there be counsellors available on the yatch?
>>12729991Thai or Venezuelan? I know Thai is standard but Venezuelans these days are cheap!
>>12729375a pair of pants
>>12729375i got some oracles that i need fixed maybe sergey can help me i’ll bring my oracles
Ill bring a couple bags of Takis lime and habenero, were going to need snacks right
I'll bring my waifu body pillow.
I would bring booze and my tobacco pipes for Latakia and whatever else is available
>>12729375I'll come. Will bring box of dom Ps, molly and blow
I'll bring my Dreamcast with powerstone 2 inside
>>12730816Are we still going to the Icebox in Ropsten?
>>12729375Yes coming to yacht party can bring very tastful curry the best curry so my chainlink friends do not get hungry from drugs and sex with chainlink position. IS Sergey come?
I'll be there. I'm bringing a Dyson Airblade
I will bring spme high energy meteorite stones from Sibīrijā.I asked my personal shaman if he would like to be participating in the yacht party but I have to wait for his mail to arrive at my port yet.If he confirmes I will try to smuggle ayahuasca in my sailboats water tanks.
>>12730023I can cover that
I’ll bring my LTO tokens
>>12729387This guy fucks
>>12729375I will be coming.I'll be bringing exactly 387lbs of grass fed holstein ribeyes. Why holstein? Because fuck you that's why, and that's what I'm going to be bringing. Someone bring a grill.
I'll bring the traps
>>12730971A ribeye from a dairy cow? Eww no thanks.
>>12730998We'll feast on the meat of swinglinkers
>>12729375Whos bringing the yachts??
Come below deck if you want to experiment
I’ll bring connect 4
>>12730998They actually have a higher lean meat yield than (((Angus))). Just like Brahma bulls have a higher fat content than (((Angus))).In fact, I'll just bring Brahman, so we can make the pajeets flee in fear.
>>12729471Building up Steam eh? Gotta releave that pressure. Maybe this is a Computer Simulation of Delusion brought to you by Industrial Revolution 3.0, Seems like an Anonymous Decentralization of ideas, it would be delusion to think that would lead to the 4th Industrial Revolution ;^)
>>12729375I'll bring the extra absorbent paper towels and my positive attitude
I’m coming and I’m bringing my cousin Phil. He loves getting stupidly fucking drunk and fighting people. One time he threw a guy out a window.
>>12730847Cool. I'm in.
Before everybody gets drunk, can somebody help me set up an oracle?
>>12729628>>12729766Top-tier combo. Don't forget the laser show and fog machine though.
>>12731383I guess I'll bring the laser and fog machine... and do your drugs.
You fags really are a fucken CULT!!this piece of shit is fucking DUMPONG and you fucks are posting this stupid shit!! I own LINK and it makes me want th o sell when i see this stupid shit posted. Im starting to think thi is is a fucking children's coin...i knew i should of sold the last pump.. fuck me!!!
>>12729375Sounds like a great way to get robbed/kidnapped/disposed of.
>>12729986Liking your shopping list, lad.Imma bring my cum-stained, vaginal juices-dipped copy of Prometheus Rising. In case yall feel like summoning some shit
>>12729375I’ll be bring my Springfield XD 9 with hollow points
>>12729375WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT FRENS
>>12729986Based and linkpilled
>>12731675thank you delphi, very cool!
>>12729375350k LINK holder and connects with some big pharma oldfags... I’ll be bringing a fat stash of extremely rare quaaludes for my fellow marines
Yes I would like to attend and I'll be bringing my extensive collection of board games.
>>12731235god damn it why does this always make me laugh so hard
I'll bring some bud.
YesI could bring the sodas I guess
240k link holder.I'll come, but I'll bring a knife and some cocaine
Ill be bringing my kidnapping kit.t. nolinker
since i have the most linkies on this board i will be organizing it faggot, so you will all be bringing me gifts and hookers
>>12731017I will bring my yacht. It will consist of five rubber ducks attached to each other, in a row of course. The biggest one will be painted in the colors of Sergey's shirt. It will be glorious!
how many linkies must one hold to attend?
>>12733890I think the amount is not that important. I would say the time held without selling is more significant.
I will send my hologram to the yacht party
I'll buy this duck and bring it with me
>>12729375lots of A5 wagyu straight from nippon and a few chosen manga whores that look like nami and robbin that each will be packed with an analplug made of compressed coca-jewl.
No. Im just going to bask in my gains in peace. Especially after seeing this post https://warosu.org/biz/thread/S12049254#p12049446this stupid autist could still be out there waiting
>>12734044LoL! Fear me, worm!
>>12734044thinking we wont party Mcafee style
I'm gonna bring the good times, and the laughter too. We gonna celebrate your party with you, come on now...CEEEEELLLLAAABRAATIONNNN~
>>12734044There will be security at the yacht party.We will hire Academi Ex Special Forces to protect our asses from crazy retards like that guy.
Will bring McNuggets
>>12729375I always just assume this is a larp or not serious, but if we all make it I can't stress how bad of an idea this is for so many reasons. Never tell anyone of your wealth. Many of you won't understand how important this is until its already too late.
I will bring my gold plated dragon dildos to share
>>12731451Then by all means sell and fill my buy order faggot or shut the fuck up
>>12734164I'm gonna a be hiring hitmen snipers and have them shoot the legs of targets. Then once people start freaking out and starts to escape, capture the immobile patrons. Of course I will patch them up once they are relocated once they are relocated to a secret area (I'm a med student). In addition, I will surgically place a bomb inside their chest cavity that is capable of remote detonation. Once they wake up, I can torture them to give up their linkies. If they try to double cross me, i can remotely detonate the bomb. Alternatively, I can blackmail some allu akhbar by keeping his family hostage and send him to the party. The amount of linkies that will be taken out of circulation forever can drive up it's price too. Any other ideas?
>>12729375You can bet ur buns ill b there. I'm bringing my conjoined twin, Ahmed
>>12734044>implying the rest of us won't be armed to the teeth as wellI personally will be shoulder holstering a compact and I'll have more guns in my dunnage
>>12729375>Yes>dankest weed and whiskey
Dont forget to bring whores. My balls are heavy
It would be safer to do a cruise, but less debauchery of coarse.
Yes, I'll bring positive thoughts, positive and collective thoughts.
I’ll bring some XXXL Plaid shirts
>>12729375i'll be there fren. me bring bradstix
>>12729375Again, by the time link moons I will probably have 10 mil links.I will bring the yacht and the security (ex spec ops academy) to protect us from all the edgy retards on this board. It will be off the coast of Mallorca. All of you faggots need to bring the hookers and drugs.also you will need to prove you bought linkies way before the moon before you get in.
>>12729375Investigative journalist here. I'll be bringing kalashnikov.
>>12730971If you were steakanon from a while back, I look forward to your cooking.Will bring a george foreman just to piss you off, then reveal that I brought a proper grill
Heart, vays, song, ver not allowed.
>>12738125dick fart is a lactating sodomite what belongs in an oven.
>>12729440get rekt nonlinker I will chainlink my fists in your face hehehe
>>12737640Pleads don’t be a larp
I will bring duck sauce
>>12729375I'll bring a literal pallet full of all sorts of different cases of beer. No worries, I'll pay for the loader too. This yacht party is gonna be fucking dope.