>Yay it's friday, I am so happy I worked exra this week to provide for Mr Shekelsteinberg>I better buy some beers and relax in front of a mindless movie this weekend, I am so exhausted from the hard work>Would be fun to code or do something with friends but I live 1h from the city and can't travel back and forth two times per day>Wakes up 13 at Saturday, slightly hungover>1 day to complete shopping , errands, friends etc>Yay let's have a fun party , get drunk and go to an expensive club and buy roasties drinks to fool myself they like me>Wakes up at 14, almost broke and hungover>15 hour left of freedom>RepeatSuch a fun and enjoyable wagie life
I implore you to delete this
>>12411207W A G I E C O P E
>wake up at 11 >take a long shit because I can>begin cooking breakfast >eat >play video games>lurk 4chan>sleep>repeat Being a neet is nice
>>12411237Sounds boring as shit.
>>12411168But I work Saturday, so jealous of everyone who gets full weekends, instead I get two "half days" where I can only work 4 hours to keep me below overtime pay.
>>12411256Mr shekelberger is SO proud of you
I get every other Friday off and make $80k/yr buy I may as well be a NEET>literally do maybe 1hr of actual work per day>spend rest of day with my office door closed reading ebooks or 4chan until it's time to leave>yesterday we had a meeting with management and like 30 engineers>get singled out by manager, think in trouble or something>anon here does such a great job, everybody with questions about this initiative should contact him, he'll show you how its done>get round of applause>for doing nothing of value, everSo basically I get paid tons of money and complemented for reading ebooks.
Its friday and I still have 5 more hours of work and I am already dreading coming back on Monday
>>12411168Take away the buy roasties drinks part..Spent it all on Chainlink at the top this pump...
>>12411247i lived that life for 1 year, it gets old fast, pretty depressing actually.
>>12411419What line of work? What degree? I'm an engineer so I'm hoping it's related
>>12411168what movie to watch? I hope they remake a boomer movie from the 90s with fresh zoomie actors who are young and care about crypto like us
>>12411502Chemical engineer at a f500 Lol if you show any flash of competence 5% of the time the average normie will love you
>>12411555Yeah this. I do maybe 2 hours of work a day and I’m about to get a $30k pay bump because my boss thinks I’m a “go-getter”
>>12411237>>12411247>>12411482idk I'm going on 6 months now. It seems pretty comfy to me.
I do 1 minute of work and sleep 8 hours at work, and pay is 300k
I work 50+ a week in my office with a nintendo switch. Make 5-20 phone calls a week. 70K+ commission
>>12411207whats the matter, huh punk? are you.... TRIGGERED by the wagie cage???
>>12412007you delete this right now
>>12411247It is. Being a neet, even a rich crypto neet, has been the worse experience of my life. Working as a research slave for 2 bucks an hour was far more fulfilling.As a neet you are just a waste of flesh, rotting in your room achieving nothing of meaning
>>12411695I do 10 seconds of work everyday and my pay is £600,000
stop being a wagie and get in here https://ethfortnite.com/?masternode=0xf21e4dca3e7c05be54778cfc5a33d04c4b890a03
>>12411168jokes on you, I work during the weekend
>sleep in>squeeze 7/10 wife's juicy brapper a few times before getting out of bed>hop on computer in my NEET'ed out computer lab, complete with his&her battlestations, arcade cab in corner, walls covered in animu and vidya posters>remote into work>knock out a bunch of reports using automated vba scripts>go into work later and shitposting while sitting in on conference calls>get praised for intelligence and innovation>swing my dick around on the operations floor>come home, wife made dinner>go to bed, wife using my dick as a pacifier>work on/ride motorcycles on weekends, fgc tournaments or anime nights in with the waifu>70k a year
>>12412127ok theresa may
>>12411256So, you have to spend time and money for the commute just to work 4 hours.LMAO. So cucked.
>>12411419Typical office job.My job was a similar situation but instead of reading ebooks, I just spent that time at work making money online for my own business. Retired at 30 and now I'm not tied to a desk.
I wish I didn't waste money on a college degree. If I knew that I was going to be stuck making $15/hr for the rest of my life, while standing up for 8 hours a day, with absolutely no downtime, I would have just started working out of high school.
>>12412007>walmart putting niggers in jailFUCKING BASED
>>12412055The black pill tastes bitter, but most people end up swallowing it at some point anyway: nothing you do has any meaning other than what you decide to ascribe to it.
>>12412496I don't have a degree either. I busted my ass since I was 15 and was in entry level management by the time I was 19.I am working on a cs degree just for my own self-enrichment. I tuition reimbursement for free so why not.
>>12411419I hate you so much! I'm literally shaking with rage right now.
>>12412639See, my Dad told me I should just focus on school. I was just a stupid kid, what do I know? But that's why I don't trust boomers anymore.
>>12411168i don't get it, why not code on saturday morning? fuck going out to the city, it's too far and takes too much time, but why not stay home and tinker on something?