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ITT times you botched a spot irl
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>>6862872
I met a girl and I thought se had some chemistry but i fucked up horribly by being as dense as one can possibly be.

Hope I can turn things around
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Was working a skateboard gimmick in the 8th grade, unfortunately this was during my 300 pound run too
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I took dump at grandma's house and when I flushed it overflowed
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>>6862872
Was yelled at to go shovel the walk during winter and it made me so salty that I went too hard into my scoops and jerked my kneecap out of alignment
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>>6862872
In the middle of the #MeToo business, I drunkenly missed the vag and put the helmet in the shit tunnel. Bad timing. I was so worked into a shoot because I thought that the old slag would go to the po po that I ended up buying her stuff.
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>>6862872
All years from 0-now
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>>6862887
very relatable
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>>6862872
Got mad at my boss and went to kick a cooler, but I spilled a bunch of ice there earlier so I ended Charlie Browning it and landed on my ass in front of everyone.
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>>6863004
>Got mad at my boss and went to kick a cooler
are you eleven?
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>>6863004
>did the job to a cooler
did it get promoted at least?
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>>6863022
I was 15 and he was a retard whose aunt got him that job.
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>>6863032
Cooler got the push instead and I signed with a rival company the next year.
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>at movie theater
>ask for a coke
>cashier gets me a coke
>cashier says "have a nice drink"
>replay with "you too" for some reason instead of thanks
>awkwardly stare at each other before leaving
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>>6863054
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
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>Working in TGI Fridays
>Waiter Gimmick
>My debut match
>Heel Midcard Customer asks for extra fries
>No Sold his offence and left the ring
>Heel Authority Figure makes the run in
>Suspended for 30 days for Violation
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I farted as a guy I picked up from the local pub ate my ass and a nice spoonful of watery shit came out
He took it quite well and I allowed him to suck my dick without him flushing his mouth so it was ok
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>>6863139
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I was supposed to do good in college and get a great job afterwards but ended up getting pulling a sasha banks doing a suicide dive onto my career prospects. now I'm an eternal undercard guy
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>>6863488
Does sex intimidate you?
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>>6863619
Shit does
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>>6862872
Botched the boner spot in a Virginity On A Pole match. did a bullshit oral DQ finish and got fired by the promotion
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>>6863139
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I fucked up a 375 lb deadlift because my phone went off.
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>>6863625
Why? Nothing as natural as a good pile of shit
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Ladies man gimmick in high school but too retarded to realize women actually thought I was attractive
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>>6863857
based Bo Dallas style heel run
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>>6863054
Everyone has done this many times. Don't feel bad.
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I was trying to re-rack the server in my department and didn't bracket it properly. The servers fell but good thing they no sold the floor and there was no damage
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Tabling at college fair.
Balloons hit my in the face. Swat them away. MFW I knocked them off the paperweight and they flew away and got over
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Happened today

>went to have sex with a 5/5 girl
>we start off, she looks 6/5 with only her underwear on
>she starts sucking my dick while I lay my hand on her ass and start exploring her body
>she sucks and it feels good
>she starts jerking off like in porn
>i feel like she is going a bit too fast, think about telling her, but just as I think that, something hurts like shit
>"anon.. you're bleeding"
>blood everywhere
>sex time stopped and I went into the emergency room

Ended up being nothing serious, but goddamn I wanted to slam that puss bros. Technically not a botched spot by me, but yeah, kinda fits into the theme of the thread.
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>>6864050
Wow, she botched that spot badly. You'll have to be forgiving, if you want to take the risk again. Your dick sold like Ric Flair though.
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>go to college
>get a huge push in the first year
>the second year job to family issues, out for six months
>come back to a small pop, ready to get this back on track
>two months later jobbed out again to personal issues, out for a year
>poor crowd response leads to me being demoted to developmental
>I'm getting zero reaction and the head booker says my start and stop pushes have completely destroyed my chance of ever being the top guy
>currently considering moving to a new territory
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>>6862904
Never go too hard into your scoops
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>friends doing flippy shit
>im a mastadon but whatever and joined in
>i successfully flipped but my shoes went to business for itself and made me slip
>bonce ronce my head
>spend a month on the hospital
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>>6863139
boutta ding-dong diddly bust a nut
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>>6864099
Made me chuckle

Hope things get better for you
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Here's my deathmatch spot from when I was like seven:

>Beginning of summer
>Family is going to walk down to the park with our dog to play
>I'm a dumb kid and extremely excited about everything
>Want to be the first one out the door
>We've got one of those storm doors with interchangeable glass and screen panels
>The glass panel is still in the frame
>Run full speed at the door with my arms out to hit the handle and rush outside
>Completely miss the handle
>Go crashing through the glass pane
>End of laying half in, half out of the door on top the the broken glass shards
>Miraculously didn't have a single cut
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Back in highschool gym class I was forced to play soccer which I fucking suck at. Anyway I tried to kick the ball to the goal, but my foot slid off the top of the ball and i fell on my ass. Luckily this ended up passing the ball to a jock who got a goal.
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>>6864504
Praise god
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>>6864504
I did something similar except I did get out the door and instead tripped down the porch and took a Mick Foley bump into the Duplo block in my hand, embedding it into my eyebrow and leaving a perfectly circular cut out there to this day
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>>6863861
>be smart and attractive, but also be a brooding loner fuck that didn't talk to anyone
>get booked in an angle where this girl would always tease me
>always no sell her advances because my mic skills and promo delivery were too serious and monotonous
>bookers keep pushing the angle, eventually get a segment where the girl asks me what would I do if she kissed me
>literally tell her I wouldn't do anything
>girl works herself into a shoot and didn't kiss me because she was afraid I'd punch her in the face if she did
>bookers drop the angle completely

Really makes me think
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>>6863857
I know this feel.
>Years later it all comes out and you realize you could have banged half your class
Eh...whatever I guess.
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>>6864132
FOUR SCOOPS
C'MON
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>>6864680
>>6863857
iktf too brothers. Luckily one girl was such a mark for me that she straight up told me she wanted to fuck, and we ended up fucking for years. Too bad she was barely average looking.
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>>6863054
Do this all the time, nobody gives a shit.
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>>6864667
Are you unironically fucking autistic
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>>6864732
I blame the bookers for giving me a gimmick that doesn't work for me
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>>6864032
Reminds me of a story
>have a picture attached to a balloon that we planned on giving someone
>balloon hits the sweaty hand and starts doing flippy shit in the sky
>"that finish ain't gonna work for me brother"
>declare a no fly zone
>deliver some of the purest strikes on the planet in the form of throwing rocks at the balloon
>one hits and i run up to the deflated balloon on the ground, so i can finally win the big one
>the stone hit the picture taped onto the balloon and completely ruined it
>lose the match by DQ and get jannetty'd by a fucking balloon
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>>6863088
>>No Sold his offence and left the ring
what did you mean by this?
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>>6862872
Botched a high spot at the top of the stairs when I tripped. At the bottom were a few workers who were in the School Band stable. Slid into them, they fell and broke their instruments. No injuries, but fans chanted about it during my matches until I ran out my school contract.
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>>6863054
>have a nice drink
What who says that. I have jobbed to the have a nice day though, and my gf always jobs to enjoy the movie. Makes me kek every time
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here's my worst attempt at asking a girl out, went like this verbatim:
>me: hey [name]
>girl: hey
>me: you uh got a boyfriend?
>girl: yep
>me: ok...
>girl: yep
>me: cuz i think you're cute as fuck
>girl: *shocked face*
>me: *walks away*
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The first time i had sex i put the condom and couldnt get it up after that anymore
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>I'll have the super salad, sounds good.
>Oh no, sir, soup OR salad.
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>>6862872
>in a heel tag team with my best friend B. Icycle
>always go the distance together and grab the brass ring
>I don’t know this, but it’s taking a toll on his body
>one match he blows out his knee on the concrete and dies right in front of the crowd, killing our momentum
>opponents, who have a construction gimmick continue the match like nothing happened
>no sell my offense and leave me bloodied on the side of the ring
>fans jeer me
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>>6864667
THATS TOO REAL THATS TOO REAL
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>>6865423
I had to give a worked orgasm for my first time so the girl didn't feel bad
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I had three girls come up to me and confess their love to me through high school, and I blew off all of them because I considered video games to be more valuable to spend free time with than a girl.

Gonna turn 30 soon... still a kissless virgin
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>>6865400
If you did a Stone Cold Stunner after "Cuz i think you're cute as fuck" this promo would've reached godlike status
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got plastic surgery done by a random cheap surgeon near my house
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>>6865400
Based, at least you got your shit in before getting counted out.
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>>6862872
I was born asleep, so I dunno if that counts.
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>>6862872
When I was 8 I was standing on the poolside with my entire class. I had to piss and I thought my shorts would absorb it. Instead, I end up standing in a puddle of my piss with everyone laughing at me and our swim coach shouting at me and calling me a baby.
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>>6865515
no sold his own birth.
that gets a based from me.
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>>6865516
that's my fetish
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>>6865581
Why don't you have a seat over there?
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>>6864082
Dic Flair
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>>6865516
i know you probably think about this every now and then and get super embarrassed anon but i just want you to know that even though it was a long time ago i guarantee other people who were there also think about it randomly that sounds fucking awful lmao you fucking retard
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Be me age 9 me and my neighbor are playing wwf, im the ultimate warrior he is the brooklyn brawler. I tried doing a military press and my friend falls head first on a car jack. Blood is everywhere, he cracked his head and lost sight on left eye.
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>>6865692
While my parents took him to the hospital me and my brother sneaked in his room and atole a 12 inch ultimate warrior toy and a a 12 inch raphael ninja turtle
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>>6862872
>be me at 14
>had to present
>got up
>PP UP
>OH FUCK
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>girl I liked tried to talk to me in 11th grade
>got scared, didn't respond and literally stood up and ran away
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>>6865725
really weird you knew the size off hand and even wierder that you’d say 12 inch instead of 1 foot
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>>6865472
>/asp/ is so accustomed to prime pussy that it has to fake orgasms on regular girls
Based Cha(sp)ds.
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>impromptu matchup at lunch
>falls count anywhere match
>ends up at the steel cage (cricket nets)
>yours truly manages to make a quick comeback after 5 minutes of getting beat down
>ascend to the second rope (halfway up the net)
>botch and fall off
>get counted out for 10
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>>6862872
>Freshman math class mid 90s
>I'm a big Packers fan and always arguing w/ this one kid who's a big 49ers fan
>he's leaving class to go to the bathroom and as he's walking out the door he throws a paper ball at me
>I catch the ball and right as the door's closing I sling it back at him and hit him in the back of the head

I should have sold that hit to continue the feud but I screwed it up and buried the poor simp...
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>>6863139
Mint
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>>6862879
If you use the word chemistry unironically beta orbiter you are
do or do not there is no try
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Here's a time I went into business for myself and totally buried this girl

>be me in 3rd grade
>swinging on the swings
>notice girl is playing directly in front of me
>recognize her from my class
>proceed to jump off the swing, legs open I do kind of a leapfrog over her, except my crotch area totally grazed her head
>friends see this from across the quad
>I get lifetime supply of props for that
>moment is forever etched in time as "[Anon's] flying teabag"
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>Last night
>at a gas station
>2 hour Royal Rumble style rush in my line
> clearing the ring
>guy up to my drawer
>ginger kid over the age of 21
>he stares me down with the need to purchase wine and peanuts
>missed identification spot
>customer sandbags with a failed company sting
>fuck.jpg
>manager finds out
>backstage heat
>pushed down the card
>preshowed
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>working a teacher angle in developmental
>in program that pays me more hot dogs than usual to pay for try outs and shit
>botched and was a no-show for a meeting with the booker
>show up 2 weeks later to return some shit
>booker goes into business for himself and buries me in a scathing promo in front of all the trainers
>don't think I'm released from my contract, but thinking about leaving even though the extra hot dogs is a big help
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>>6862872
I did the Undertaker sit up during our high school physical fitness testing multiple times, including the crazy eyes.
A more recent highlight was pretending to be the Ultimate Warrior while working out without knowing someone else was in the gym. They asked if I was ok because I was shaking a lot. I lied and said I must be just really dehydrated.
He got me a Gatorade.
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>working a friends angle in summer school gym class with a girl
>calls an audible during the salsa dancing part of the period by feeling up my shoulder, giving me a wink and a look
>I botch by no-selling it because I was Lesnar-tier autistic and didn't know how to interpret it
>get pre-showed afterwards, and the indie promotion goes under
>try talking to her, dirt sheets say she's in a band working for hot dogs, she ignores me
>still an indie shitter working a friends angle with a girl from college, booker doesn't know what to do with me
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>>6862872
Bases
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>>6863608
same. i did the job to depression in 2015 and dropped out of school. worked the indies for a couple years before returning. then got signed by the government in the junior division and impressed a bunch of main eventers and they had me slotted in for a midcard event push when i returned the following summer. continued with a solid run and absolutely buried fall semester but unfortunately was booked into a handicap feud with anxiety and the returning depression. we traded wins back and forth for a couple months but unfortunately the government agency i worked for cancelled their junior division this year and i was subsequently jobbed out and taken off tv. currently working house shows and hoping to get back on tv this fall
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>>6865454
Man I had a face run with him as my tag partner with another shoot injury against the same team, I botch a flippy high spot and Flair bumped the shit and they had to take me to the back.
Had a face mask gimmick which turned me to a comedy jobber
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>>6865454
>>6867892
You're both simps, Bike the Kike went into business for itself on me when I booked its front tire in a match with the back tire of my friend while we were on the road and it sandbagged me hard into the concrete but I no sold that offense and shot straight to my feet in a hulkout spot that even impressed me
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currently working a program with a masked luchador called social anxiety, the booker is throwing around the idea of him being unmasked and revealed to be undiagnosed autism. every other social interaction i have are a botch
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Too many to be fair.
>Fell off a bar stool drunk in front of everybody I worked with at a company get together, and hit on a pregnant co worker who had a bf.
>Tried to hit on an asian girl and spit on her in my opening line.
>When I was 14-15 I went on a date with a fatty to the movies, went to finger her under tight jeans, and five minutes later I realized I was fingering her butthole.
I was young, and she didn't correct me!
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>>6864943
Based
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>>6865445
You are a fucking retard
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>>6865445
KEK ya dweeb
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>>6867998
Working the same gimmick here lad I might take you to the wrestles court for gimmick infringement
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>>6865445
ding-dong diddly kek
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I lost a volunteer job
I'm lower than the janny bros
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>>6867998
my booker gave me the same angle except the luchador turned out to be bipolar
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>10 years old
>promo started at dad's public housing condo
>big push because I was an athlete from a school in a different neighbourhood
>almost choked out the kid with asthma
>got go home heat from half the parents on the block
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>be all time reigning champ at my job
>company is in the middle of a buyout
>thinking about leaving and going to a smaller promotion
>give new talent a push but they fuck it up HARD
>give " I'm still here cuz you can't do the job" promo
>trying to job the title away but everyone sucks so Im still the top draw
>just want to quit and pick fruit and make stew like thanos..
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>>6862872
College.
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>>6867269
>>6867284
These memes aren't going over, brother
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>>6862872
>doing developmental practice as a young lion in a small gymnastics arena near my school
>we're practicing our flippy shit on trampolines
>do a bunch of moonsaults and corkscrews, the usual stuff
>spot some qt girls watching me
>decide put some sauce into my next move so I can get some ez pop
>flip as hard as I possibly can
>completely exit the ring in the process
>end up doing a triple rotation directly onto my ass
>my head flings forward at max velocity, missing a bench in front of me by inches
>mfw I didn't die
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>>6868468
I'm running the same angle but I'm hot shotting it before I leave, I want to give this talent the rub so they'll be one of the stars of the promotion especially since it's filled with a bunch of jobbers but I don't think they'll get over.
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>>6869019
mint anon bumping his head into jelly for a couple dumb thots
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>>6869078
>>6869019
>signed with a new promotion last week, get first tour of the performance center today
>The Authority pulls me aside from the other new talents and says my audition tape was fire and I'm in line for a monster push
feels good man
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>>6862872
>be 33 KV
>never have a gf
>finally get a girl to go on dates, she's 29, 6/10
>do not tell her about my lack of sex or human contact, have been "faking until making" now
>go back to her place
>she pulls out condom for me
>i put it on successfully, because i practiced doing so years ago in my bedroom
>okay this is it...
>go in easily (she's 29, thus a roastie, very easy access
>trying to thrust away, like I have seen my favorite large black men do in those movies
>i can't feel anything
>pussy is so roomy, nothing to get friction on
>no interracial gangbang gape farting porn to maintain my interest, just a girl with an okayish skinny body
>penor shrinking from disinterest
>so limp I'm slipping out
>try harder, but to no avail
>"Anon, why don't we just stop?"
>"...B-b-but I want to cum...."
>try pulling out and stroking myself back up
>dick just keeps deflating
>"O-okay, I guess I'm just really into you, heh heh"
>sleep in her bed, go home next morning
>thinking: Um, maybe I'm not a virgin anymore? I mean, that was technically sex, even though nothing really happened....
>text her if she wants to get together in a couple days
>no answer
>more texting, she never answers ever again, completely ghosting me
It's been 3 years since.
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>>6869105
nice job anon, just make sure you delete your history online so you don't get lars'd.
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>>6863633
>couldn’t get over in the oral leagues
kwab
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>>6869168
youre not a virgin. you got in. it's unfortunate you didn't finish but you got fucking in.
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>>6869215
>you got fucking in
mint
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>>6869281
>mint
mint
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>>6869314
>mint
mintpilled
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>>6869171
Luckily the only website I've posted on since High School is 4chan.
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>>6862872
>Tagging with this chick for ~5 years
>Living together and shit
>Were both supposed to never turn heel and retire together
>Pull a Lars at my job and quit
>gf breaks up with me and kicks me out of the apartment
>Instead of taking it as a singles push, I become an unemployed/unemployable alcoholic
>want to Benoit myself every day
>Still not over it a year later
>Reactivate my fb a few days ago and ex found a new bf
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>fresh man in college
>grew up in the middle of nowhere basically eating home cooked meals all my life
>classmates and I go to a fast food store
>never been to a fast food store
>don't the menu, don't know how to order, don't know anything
>order a burger, kept getting tricked into upsizing things like drinks and fries because I kept saying yes to everything
>hand out my money, my hands are shaking
>the place is so noisy I can't hear what the cashier is saying
>kept saying huh, everyone on line is staring at me
>cashier makes a joke about my shaking hands
>get my food and go my classmates table embarrassed
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>>6869314
It's actually mini.
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not reading this pathetic thread have sex and get a clue
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>>6865474
BASED. I welcome you the wizard club brother
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>>6869168
At least you got a match on TV before getting future endeavor'd anon. I'm still working the bingo halls with my virginity gimmick and the E doesn't even return my calls anymore
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>working the singles bingo halls
>form a tag team with a girl
>our first match together in the dating territory
>minus 3 stars at best, a total disaster
>back to the singles bingo halls
She was cute as fuck, too :(
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>>6862872
I once jumped off a trampoline with some friends to see which of us could go the furthest
Fell right on my ribs
I won though
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>Managed to land a try out at a big promotion
>Put on a 5 star classic
>Instantly over
>Bookers and Production Agents tell me I'm in line for a huge push
>Work the midcard, pay my dues in some small time angles for a few months
>Opportunity comes up, botch the promo so the booker sends me back to developmental
>Work a program with phone based promos (groundbreaking stuff)
>Get Future Endeavoured by the company for having a bad attitude towards a customer
Doing small time indy work right now. Starting to get that Kurt Angle urge to Moonsault off something really high
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>>6870091
Reminds me of if the shit me and my cousins used to do when we where younger.

>Trampoline Over the Top Rope Match
>Oldest Cousin and the biggest.
>Able to throw out two other jobbers
>Youngest and smallest one sandbags me
>Gets down and dropkicks me off
>Shawn Michaels oversell the fall
>Fuck up my back and have to go the ER
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>>6865644
Crinfy tryhard
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>>6863633
You're not gonna make it here with the Vag's, kid.
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>>6869168
>Get your shit in and don't have to do the job to her.
Damn son, that's gonna be a based from me.
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>tfw ended up as a jannetty of my family
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>be 14
>talk to cutest grill in class
>my saliva glands do that thing when they sometimes spray at random
>spray in her face
>she is disgusted
>ignored from then on
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>>6870547
Bruh that shit only happens when I yawn wtf is up with your glands
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>sophomore in high school
>have been working a lone tweener gimmick for years now, slowly transitioning into confident babyface gimmick
>buddy of mine cuts a promo about a girl having herpes
>other buddy thinks that I cut the promo
>he tells girl's stable mates and they ding-dong diddly seethe
>next time she sees me she burys me with a long promo about what a piece of shit I am
>mfw my friend turned heel on me
>mfw babyface push cancelled for a few months
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>freshman year in college territory
>working a tag gimmick with Bike
>Longboard is teaming with everybody at this time, biggest star in the company
>Bike has a rocket strapped to him, beating Longboard left and right in time limit contests
>Longboard gets pissed and goes into business for himself, completely leaving his tag partner in the process
>Runs in front of Bike’s front wheel and Bike accidentally AA’s me directly onto my book bag with laptop inside right in the middle of Madison Square Quad
>laptop did the job to concrete and Longboard didn’t even offer to pay medical bills
>Longboard tried the same thing against Car a few weeks later and got Future Endeavored but the damage was done by that point and Bike and I never got our win back
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>>6870547
>>my saliva glands do that thing when they sometimes spray at random
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>>6871200
gleeking
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>>6863608
>>6867832
Are we the same person??
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>>6862872
>talking to cute girl in class
>she seems pretty into me
>ask if she has snapchat
>she says no, but has instagram
>I say I dont have instagram
>then I walk away
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>>6870181
alex riley?
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>be me
>currently working a loser friendless gfless gimmick
>decide to drop that gimmick and go to business for myself
>get new haircut and new ring attire
>go out at night to the most popular streets of the territory
>walking down the sidewalk full of confidence
>qt 7/10 walking towards me with her pet dog
>as I'm trying to pass by her the dog walks towards me and the leash blocks my path
>she pulls the dog towards her smiles at me and says "watch where you going pretty boy
>completely no-sell her offense and continue walking
>after a couple of steps realize she's flirting
>turn around
>she stops turns and smiles at me
>immediately turn back and continue walking
Jobber 4 life Bros
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>>6873055
didn't happen
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>>6873055
>blocks you're path
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>>6873101
ya seethe?
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>>6873274
ya lie?
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>>6867832
>>6863608
>>6871724
Or you can do the old man gimmick and do one more run like me. Isn't too bad. A lot of respect in the locker room surprisingly but that's because I wasn't an eternal jobber
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>>6872056
I should say after a few weeks near the bottom of the card I got another push and got her number. We've been dating for a couple months now but I can't help but feel like I'm a transitional champion and am gonna head back down the card before summer ends.
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>>6862872
>The best threads in this board is when people use wrestling lingo for other things.
The state of wrestling in 2019
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>get booked in a sex angle with this lady
>take my dick out
>she tells me that I'm a big guy
>"y-you too"
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>4th grade
>running a pseudo American Badass gimmick before Taker stole my style
>tend to be known as the biggest babyface in the circuit, enjoy it too, teachers and students loved it
>at the Recess event, I notice that one of my squad is getting squashed by the school's ultra heel
>rush in to stop the squash, figure it'll lead to some great spots
>decide to use the chain my wallet is held onto as a quick weapon
>hit the heel with it
>heel takes to overselling, blades himself right across the forehead and starts screaming
>ref dq's the match and i'm forced to retire the American Badass gimmick
Had an ok season or two as a tweener afterwords, but never got the same pop from the crowds
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>>6873411
Not my fault that I'm only in it now for Roode and Wyatt, everyone else is dicks that won't embrace gimmicks.
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>>6873600
>heel takes to overselling, blades himself right across the forehead and starts screaming
>ref dq's the match and i'm forced to retire the American Badass gimmick
total bullshit take by the ref, the fuck did they expect to happen when you've got a heel squashing the American Badass' squad? that's just begging for a revenge angle. damn shame that you lost the gimmick, but at least you got a good match in before you did.
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>>6873055
Based fellow jobberbro, can't blow spots if you never get any to begin with.
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>booked into a getting a job position after being successful in the university territory
>send my tapes to different territories, get a few audition matches, but nothing comes from them
>settle for a part time gimmick, been stuck there for 5 years now
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>>6873809
don't worry dawg you'll get your chance and blow it one day
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>be me, a cashier
>roastie buying alcohol
>ask for ID since we card anyone that looks under 30
>legal, but doesn't look her at all
>easily 70 lbs heavier then when she took the picture, face twice the size, has also dyed hair
>ask manager for confirmation if it's ok to sell to her, gives permission
>customer buries me for wasting her time and to get glasses
>respond by telling her to lose weight
>manager who (is still there) buries me again for disrespecting the customer
Still don't regret a single thing I said though.
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>Graduate from highschool and ready to sign with an uni promotion
>Days pass as I'm ready for admission exam
>Prepare my ring gear, cut promos on the mirror
>ReadyTeady.jpg
>Leave house late
>Dad cuts a promo while driving about me being an irresponsible guy
>Arrive uni
>Realize I forgot my exam pass
>Without It I can't access exam
That's how I botched my chance to enter uni last year
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>>6870547
when i was 10 i was in a class with a girl did this to me all the time and one day i got sick of it and tried to spit a little bit back at her but i ended up spraying a huge mouthful of spit directly on her face and she screamed
the teacher saw the whole thing and i didn't get in trouble because that girl was an irritating cunt
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>>6874144
based
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>working a relationship angle
>at her territory
>she books a singles match
>I haven't told her I'm working a virgin gimmick
>match starts, we lock up and I'm gassed in 2 seconds, tell her I'm taking this one home right now
>she was worked into a shoot by this
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>>6862872
It happened when I was 9 years old. It was the mother's day festival, and I had to preform in a bingo hall with my group. Almost at the end I botched a step and I fall with my partner. It was my burrial, but I worked my way to be on the top card again.
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>>6874768
>It was the mother's day festival
do you live in a children's picture book
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>>6874779
Anon, I always been a Babyface.
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>>6873600
mmmmmm shouldn't have messed with him
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>>6873600
>>running a pseudo American Badass gimmick before Taker stole my style
mmmmm should've taken him to wrestler's court
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>>6873055
You gotta continue the build the angle jobber boy, you had the ramp confrontation now you gotta have the backstage segment
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>>6869171
How do companies check my internet history, I mean do they really check everything? Asking for a friend
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>>6863004
I did that with a chair last month
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>>6875150
Lars was just retarded and had posts of his picture with those comments on message boards. They can't track your IP or whatever
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>>6864082
You could have pulled a Sabu and just superglued it and finished the match. Also, make sure to give her a receipt.
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>>6862872
Friend had a sweet ass ramp he built, but first time I went off it on my bike I landed on the front wheel hard, all the weight bent the rim and I crashed into the dirt. Broke three fingers on my right hand but that's it.

Don't be a spot monkey
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>>6862872
i started out life by going over the tumors in my mom's womb in a botched finish where i was supposed to die but instead i shoot tapped them out so now god has made my entire life a series of botches and i haven't gone over once since
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>girl i like just liked on of my posts and my social anxiety and/or autism is about to make me botch the finish
i'm spinning out /asp/
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>>6875902
good post screens after you fuck up
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>>6875874
thats what you get for getting over without permission ya mark
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>>6875874
>>6875913
i actually did go over once now that i've thought about it, about 11 or so years after my debut i was sitting in a metal folding chair and i leaned back too far and it fell over, i i think i grabbed at it when i fell so my thumb got stuck inside of it with all of my weight on the main part of the chair holding it in place and sandwiching my thumb between the top part and the bottom part, i no sold it and pulled my thumb out with no injury though
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>rookie in high school fed
>start to become a huge mark for this one girl
>local booker says we'd make a great tag team
>deliver strong promo on valentine's day
>don't get over
>work myself into a shoot, i lose a stretcher match
>get taken to mental hospital after i try to benoit myself
>she thinks i'm developing a gimmick
>come out, turn heel
>no-sell anytime i get girl's attention
>after 4 years in the fed, girl gets called up to NJPW while I stay in bingo halls
>girl has gotten massively over since then while i'm working for hot dogs and a soda
>thatfinishdoesn'tworkformebrother.jpg
>deliver one final promo on facebook years after the original
>i'm facing the hard-cam
>get blocked
>she lives in my head rent-free
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>be me
>meet some fat slut on tinder
>make out, play with her titties, etc (I'm a tits guy)
>time to fuck
>do missionary for a second, she doesn't like it
>made a wet spot on her bed so she gets a towel
>she gets back and wants it doggy
>I lost my boner
>feelsbadman
>she grabs my hand and makes me finger bang her
>kinda uncomfortable but whatever

tl;dr I can't into doggy
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> running local promotions
> usually working with fat girls getting them over in 30, 45, 60 minute broadways
> building up momentum to hit my high spot
> she's selling hard hits her finish
> kick out to mount my comeback
> botch my finish
> gassed as fuck so go into a rest hold
> rinse and repeat into a time limit finish
This undertaker no sell gimmick is fucking killing me, I can hit my finish in practice everytime but I botch it in the ring all the time
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>>6875150
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... you can't really track someone's account unless you post a picture or some identification that verifies you as the owner, or if you use information like the same email for multiple accounts that links back to you in some way. You'd have different situations if you threaten the US government or state security, then there's the FBI... wouldn't wanna mess with them.
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bump
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>>6873384
Currently doing so brother. Hope you'd both have good runs, to



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